What is your plan for when you get audited for withdrawing your crypto gains?
>>59225125I've only held long term and will pay my cap gains tax like a good goy so who cares?
>>59225125I'll fail the audit. Da fuq timmy gon do?
>>59225125I always report everything. Gonna get raped by taxes for about $8000 kekGood thing im not selling my BTC
>>59225125Asia
>>59225200I got a colonoscopy on the 30th and have had 5 near heart attacks since.Kill yourself scammer.
>>59225307How fat are you lol
>>59225442Not at all, had intestinal hemorrhaging from my bowels no longer functional due to the adrenal glands above my kidneys having tumors on them, and possibly behind my jaw on both sides
>>59225125If I pay my taxes I won’t get audited
>>59225307>>59225585I'm very sorry to hear it, anon. I hope that your recovery has been OK, and that you can regain some strength. That's a far more serious issue than most on this board are grappling with. I'll be praying for you tonight.
>>59225628Or, if you do get audited, they won't find anything amiss. I hate taxes as much as the next guy, but don't break the law and it won't be an issue.Maybe now that we're living in the Trumpenreich the tax situation surrounding crypto will improve.
>>59225633Thanks anon, its fine I'm just ranting at the wall in reality, there's nobody here and I've not posted in a very long time, i'm on steroids which gives me some energy to post, but well im also pissed at the world lol so yeah.Mostly ignore it, pray if you like though my and death have a strong bond at this point.
>>59225585you had cushing?
>>59225713probably side effect of lots of prednisone, or just the pheochromctyomas
>>59225125I pay taxes and factor it in my gains. I simply make 1.5x more.
>>59225723have you tried a funtional medicine doctor to check your gut microbiome?
>>59225640What if you make millions in the next two weeks. And how soon could he change taxes anyway
>>59225738I've got literally almost every single doctor who has worked on me or is working on me, the gut isn't the problem as much as the adrenals or cytomas in the neck, also possibly addisons ontop but they aren't sure yet part of the next batch of testing.If I even get to that phase, they tried ruling out lymphoma though never confirmed it's likely cytomas in my neck, had like 6 biopsies this year and multiple isotopes put in me last 3 years and so many ct scans I lost count, only to find out each time I was going into metabolic acidosis
>>59225747this is really weird i have very similar problems. did you get checked for parasites? do the glands behind your jaws hurt or do they just have painless lumps
>>59225747did you ask them to rule out autoimmune disease? the ANA and a couple other blood tests basicaly ccan rule that out easily and help narrow down
>>59225765hurt almost all the time, tried parasite cleanses, but i've been scoped from my mouth to my ass no signs of parasites, fungus, viral, or infection though I know my bowels got infected multiple times, but once your adrenals get fucked all organ functions a dice roll.https://youtu.be/hmUVo0xVAqE
>>59225778Got 2 different rheumatologist visits next 2 months taken over a year to get those scheduled.
>>59225778Good chance if you get worse after sugery/biopsy/sex unironically you likely have cytomas/addisons or both, the urine test confirmed it for me now they gotta see how many and where.
>>59225129Same, the coins that i have will be the financial system so i think it will be hard to hide.
>>59225765You get consistent high blood pressure?Likely that, it fucks with your heart bad, got me on a heart monitor for 14 days to see how bad it fucked it up.
>>59225779ive read the glands there can get infected with tuberculosis. did you get checked for that? i think worst case you can get a needle biopsy of the glands there and they can check for any infection
>>59225780what did your regular CBC blood test show for eosinophil count? did you check ferritin levels
Crypto is tax-free in my country
>>59225802i did before but not anymore. my main problem was eating foods i was allergic too. after i stopped my blood pressure issues and most inflammation went away but i still got fucked up bowels
>>59226433same here but only if I hold it for more than 12 months.
>>59225125Crash a plane into my building, that seems to be the only viable solution
>>59225125I already claimed them every year because I'm not a retard.
>>59227596Germany?
>>59227622yes
>>59225307>>59225747>>59225779>>59225780>>59225793I'm very sorry to here this fren. I wish you all the best in your recovery. God bless you.
>>59226429Been up a few times but mostly down a lot of high neutrophil count likely cyclical neutropenia.Which is typical for addisons, addisons causes the intrinsic value in your gut to not work so you can't process b12 by eating.This leads to bowel shutdown, and will backup until you got hyper ultra mega toxic super colon.>Toxic megacolon but I like my extended name.Sorry was asleep, i've spent so much time doing medical research I honestly could become a doctor if I wasn't so fucking sick all the time.Me and my doctors have become pretty good friends because I can talk to them about things no clients would.Oh yeah I had the golden circuit in tests, Lyme, TB 2x, HIV probably 20xThey always assume its something easy.
What if you don't even have income? I have almost 100k in crypto and I'm optimistic about my bags, but it's all from my fawtha's allowance (400$ a month). I am a neet. I have no idea what I'm gonna do o_O
>>59226438It can cycle a lot what I have is likely pheochromacytoma or paragolioma which is the same as pheochromacytoma but instead of the tumors being on the kidneys they are in the neck along your veins and CNS.They can do a 24 hour urine test and will show them the hormones spiked for the tumors, which I haven't done the 24 hour but I did the initial which flagged for cytomas so now I need the 24 hour to tell them where.Then probably more MRI's to see them, then surgery to remove them, problem is they are likely in my neck considering the lymph nodes, and no surgeon in town will touch me because the neck surgery is almost always fatal.
>>59227858Thanks for the massage.
>>59225125Why would I withdraw instead of borrowing against them?
>>59225747NaClO2 mms treatment.
>>59228188its a good prank
>>59225125I doubt ive ever done over more than $600 of taxable trades in any given year, so i don't even bother reporting those. When i have enough for it to matter I'll hire a tax jew and then hopefully never have to bother again because I'll simply live off the 80k tax free long term capital gains
>>59225129When Comrade Kamala gets shadow elected appeasing the Bolshevik regime wont do shit
>>59225640Unfortunately for me I am Canadian and I have to be taxes on 66.6% of capital gains
>>59225125pro tip: always overpay>never auditedor>get refunded if auditedcomfy
>>59225125In Germany you don't even need to declare crypto gains in your tax report if you held for more than one year when you sold. I can withdraw 10 million to my bank account and if I hels for longer than a year, it will not go to the Tax report. If the bank asks to prove you held that long, just show them the two transactions. Day you bought, day you sold, your wallet address.
>>59228162Actual MD tag here. I'm guessing you live in a rural area because of the way you talk about medicine and what you have been tested for. Neck surgeries are extremely routine if you go to literally any referral center (aka a hospital with a residency program for otolaryngology), so much so that the easy people do thyroidectomies now is through their fucking armpit because patients don't like having a smiley scar on their neck. Not fatal, in fact it's very weird of people even have deficits from them nowadays. Because you aren't fucking with the recurrent laryngeal nerve, you are in an even better situation.If you are a middle aged male I'd say you probably haven't been properly screened for Whipple's disease (because despite the fact it's on the boards everyone giving forgets about it ten minutes later, and pathologists tend not to look for it because it requires doing a PAS stain on duodenal biopsies, which as a true blue GI pathologist, I can swear to you is not done routinely). But it's a bacterial infection that's hard to get rid of and can cause both gut and cardiac issues. It can also cause a patchy lymphadenopathy which can be confused by primary care docs for a neoplasm.Also depending on what your description of white count is, you might have cyclical neutrophilic fevers, if you've had exposure to farm animals brucellosis is another one of those "not typically screened for and not tested for unless specifically requested" kinds of infections that can be quite debilitating but missed by the routine micro panels done looking for more common infections. I hope this helps and it gets better bro. Also fuck Hiroshi moot for making me wait fifteen minutes to post this.
>>59225125Wire transfer less than 10k a week. Doesn't get reported to the IRS. IRS is backed up 7 years and after a certain point they can't bother you about it. T. Buddy of mine is a jew and his dad didn't pay taxes for 10 years and got off free
>>59229279Yeah I got an infectious disease doctor doing a workup for that, and the pathologists I don't even believe have stained for amyloids when I had irregular kappa light chains and a borderline ratio, alpha 2 protein elevated for 3 years, no M band, two hemotologists have barred referring for surgery either they know something or not, the test for cytomas in my urine flagged for it, I suspect that's going to be it but they will still do further infectious disease testing incase.But 6 years of swollen lymph nodes in the neck and groin.
>>59229279Not a rural area, not sure what you mean by way I talk though, mind you I'm under extreme duress from likely end stage disease.Everything I've said has been other doctor's opinions, and I live in the city not around farm animals, no offense but I've talked to so many doctors who immediately believe they have the answer and get pretty arrogantly cocky about that answer.And not a single doctor has been correct so far, except for maybe my gastrologist but he's a veteran doctor.
>>59230195A Jew getting out of paying taxes doesn’t mean you will
>>59229279Though thanks for the inquiry and a reminder to call my infectious disease doctor they were suppose to run testsShe grilled me for 45 minutes about how she thought it must be HIV, mind you I've had that tested on by every single doctor I run into, so I get a little tired of people just thinking they got the answer, 6 years anything routine would have been identifiable by now.
>apologies for sounding like a dick.Steroids and cortisol, only excuse and well a lot of medical trials.
>>59230195Already have nigger lmfao
>>59229279Oh and you mean my vagueness, because I'm tired and didn't want to look up the specific hormone names my normetanephrine and metanephrine levels were both spiked.
>>59230303It's cool man, feeling like shit all the time doesn't bring out the best in people. I meant rural because only really old doctors tell people that neck dissections are super dangerous because they certainly used to be, but people just don't really die from that kind of shit anymore. And given all the panels you have had my assumption was you are being treated like you spend a lot of time out in the country. Could be a lot of shit, infectious, some weird auto immune thing, depending on what/how you have been treating it it could be iatrogenic and just got caught in the spiral that happens sometimes when people start out with one symptom and then end up getting medicalized so much they can't tell the new side effects from the old symptoms. Amyloid is pretty easy to see because it creates big amorphous blobs of pink on routine stains so unless the pathologist is particularly arrogant they usually just throw a congo red on it if the clinician asks them to rule out amyloid on the requisition. Sorry it's been a headache. My only advice is to remember that healthy people have up days and bad days too so don't get too caught up in trying to generate a heuristic for patterning your symptoms. I've seen too many people fall down a rabbit hole on that one and they start living and dying based on lab results that in a vacuum mean... Well nothing. Like kappa/lambda ratios, absolutely meaningless unless the patient has an established hematologic malignancy or they are SIGNIFICANTLY out of whack (like 20:1 or greater).Just take care of yourself man.
>>59230821Makes sense, and yes you're right there though my symptoms have been pretty consistent last 4 years, major neck pain/tingling pain in the lymph node/glands in throat, when worst severe migraines as well, with what I assumed was spleen pain on the left flank, GI saw gasritis but was inactive and the pains always there, now seemingly same pain in the right flank, I presume this is kidney because all ultrasounds/cts showed no abnormalities on the organs besides lungs but I was a long time smoker so that goes hand in hand.Before I do any surgeries I need confirmation on what they want to rip out, lymph node biopsy showed cd43 and cd5 proliferation 46% in B cells.Bone marrow showed nonspecific immunophentypic abnormalities, which is just making doctors heads scratch there, but I'm pretty sure it's hormonal based since prednisone seems to reset my system a bit.
>>59230821The lymph nodes both hemotologists were looking to excise were I believe bilaterial s2 (right behind my jaw.
>>59230821Blood pressures always high except when I'm not in severe pain then it's normal and no heart issues.when in major pain and heart issues it's consistently 165+ and BPM sometimes cresting 110 with eye manifestations as well.
>>59225125>move to mainline cryptbro site in small amounts>convert to USDC>use debit card from cryptbro site to pay for stuffI don't see the big problem here...
>>59229279Given you are a doctorfag, I'll describe my problem. Longshot, but so far every doctor has struck out on this. Age 29History of travel to very dirty countries.Was in a literal sewer in africa at one point for reasons.Don't take any prescription drugs.>2000s/Early childhoodSeries of extremely rare and life threatening bacterial infections, repeated conflicting diagnoses.Low epinephrine, serotonin.After the bacterial infections cleared up at age 7 I was extremely fit, didn't smoke or drink to excess.>Early 2023Walked through a cloud of phosgene and organophosphate smoke. Felt, okay for about 90 minutes then spent the next 14 hours shivering uncontrollably. Developed mild peripheral neuropathy, diarrhea, joint pain, alcohol intolerance and low sex drive. Lungs somehow feel fine, blood oxygen normal. >Late 2023Had to take antibiotics for a UTI, reacted badly to metronidazole, switched back to tetracyclines. UTI solved in a week.>Late 2024Slightly elevated platelet count(425k), CEA and AFPMCHC on low end of normalSlightly elevated serum calciumNeuropathy mostly gone, all other post phosgene symptoms same or worseTestosterone levels that would be low for a 70 year old man, no interest in sexIf you have anything that a rural doctor might have missed, I'd really appreciate it. I keep wondering if I have something obvious and the chemicals were just a stressor that exposed it. I can afford to throw money at diagnostics if I have to.
>>59225125Crypto has taxes? How it’s not even real. A judge going to read in court you owe money because “pepe mooned” lel
>>59231260Get your cortisol levels checked.Adrenal or similar thyroid issues can manifest CNS and other UTI like conditions.Word of caution if you aren't very specific with your symptoms you're gonna spend a lot of time and money on nothing.
>>59231260Also watch the calium there, have any electrophoresis done to check for myeloma?my doctors were convinced I had MM so did a lot of testing but never flagged for calcium, which they look for in MM.
>>59231260The very least gather all your labs, run it through AI see what it comes up with conclusion wise, then if it makes some sense bring it up to your doctor and see if he agrees, go from there.
>>59231468>>59231371>>59231361Thanks for the advice, I appreciate it, especially on the AI idea. I hope you get somewhere with your problem.
>>59231371I did not do any kind of diagnostics for myeloma, but thats good to know.
>>59225125Withdrawal? Crypto currency is a, *checks notes* form of digital currency which can be used to buy good and services.Why would I go back to worthless fiat?
>>59232127Ask them to see a serum electrophoresis if you suspect it, it will tell them real quick if you got Myeloma.Goodluck anon don't expose yourself to anything more.
>>59225125Just don't change it into fiat, lmao.With Amazon/Walmart gift cards and prepaid debit cards you can do your daily life with Monero easily.
>>59225125reinvest the funds into a cheese factory and offset my income against business expenses and "losses"
>>59231283>"Defendant is ordered to pay $44,000 for slurping Elon Musk Cum"
>>59225125The plan is to work at the pentagon obviously you idiot.
>>59234709I like owning land. Not Plastic Slop(TM) from Walmart(TM)
i cashed out a little over 100k. didnt pay shit. get your dirty hands off my money.
>>59232118I hope you find reprieve into yours as well or anyone struggling here with health problems.
SAaAR, village is fed. Delicious paneers. Shit was so cash sar.Yesterday $200 mcap, now $12k+.Ticker: SAAR5jinnZQsBReS5ZwvKxdUVr4PEEyybQM6uQ8ZPSd9au5P
>>59238457Good clean organic board
>>59225125just tell them I got scamed by pajeets and they stole all my bitcoin
