>>59303567that kid is going to get tortured to death very soon for his keysjust a matter of time
>>59303567Pretty sure we will all be viewing his grisly death in /gif/ by some upstanding gentlemen that took offence to this individual flexings.
>>59303567kekkka kid mogging 99% of adults that are currently slaving at work.
>>59303567easy fake, good idea to get laid desu
>>59303567>keeping $62,000,000 in your Phantom wallet and showing it to peopleI kek'd, too dumb to be true but reality is stupider than fiction so you never know
>>59303567i wish i never saw this photo. i want to fucking rope
>>59303567I bought LINK instead of SOL when it was shilled here. Cool
>>59303613Well, I bought BAT instead of LINK. I would've been a multi-millionaire had I bought LINK
>>59303593you gonna fake spending $200k on bottle service too?
>>59303593Yeah, but you need a Chiron to pull this trick
>>59303567If you made it would you let your kids do trust fund shit like this?
>>59303626dont believe everything you read on twitter. there is nobody in that club, no way he just spent 200k
twitter zoomer is just trying to go viral with his friend showing a fake portfolio
>>59303580This. What a fucking moron
>>59303610Zoomers are also stupider than reality so it seems pretty legit to me
>>59303626>smartest anon on this board
>>59303621Ding!! Time to watch an Ad and earn Bsic Attention Token! Whooopie
this is so cringe
>>59303694kek
>>59303567Simultaneously fake as fuck and absolutely real depending on how you see it. For one, you could take everything you see online at face value. Or you could just lie about it. Not that it matters to me, I was just out with 2 chicks last night. Kind of hard to please both of them, I prefer one. Stay cooped up, virgins.Was I lying, or telling the truth? I can say that I lied, but am I doing it to make you feel better? Or was I actually digging out two girls 12 hours prior? You can argue with me, try to disprove me, but you really can't. The truth is I'm a virgin. Never had sex. Maybe you'll use whatever part of my post you want to validate your own feelings. Actually just kidding, I'm about to head out on my fourth date this month. Met her in the trader Joe's line. Feels good to have solid social skills, unlike everyone else on this site. Or maybe I'm actually the most anxious person of all? Deeply insecure, Haven't left the house in weeks. You can neither prove nor dissprove any of this.Maybe it best to disregard and take with a grain of salt anything and everything you see on the internet. People can make up whatever story they want.
>>59303882I believe all of this
>>59303985then you must also believe none of it
>>59303882I believe normie wage keks will see the OP clip start seething uncontrollably which will quickly transition to envy which will transition to desire to emulate which will turn them to crypto after which greed will consume them thus collectively pumping our/any bagwe live in post-truth, only results by the weakest link in the chain matterif you make it you’re a hero and deserve all the praise and if you fail you’ll be mocked ruthlessly and probably become an hero at the prospect of a lifetime of povertybut that’s the beauty of crypto >I JUST NEED 1 PUMP I JUST NEED MY SHITCOIN TO MOON I JUST NEED TO MAKE IT I JUST NEED TO MAINTAIN AND KEEP ACCUMULATING FOR 2 MORE WEEKS
>>59303567>didn't do a pooNot interested.
>>59303567it was mebuy my courses if you want to learn how to become like mealso don't forget to tip and slurp the shitcoin I will shill on our private discord next weekthank you and have a nice day
>>59303567that's 30 minus taxes20 something minus fees10 something minus house1 something after wife divorce
>>59304116>50% capital gains taxHe's American not a europoor
>>59303567So he spent over 200k just to get what I can get for free? Lmao
Obvious fake.
>rent a Lambo>fake 8 figure shitcoin portfolio>spend the night fucking hot girls pretending you're ultra rich>rinse and repeatIt definitely costs less than hookers.
>>59303567>2 seater car>left with 2 girlsokay bro
>>59303630>rent a Chiron>add some zeros to your balance using a fake app>show to girls>spend 200k on bottles>OpSec: not found
>>59303694I love this board.
>>59303882Well I'll be genuine with my guess.You didn't do it. Why? You typed all that in 3 separate scenarios.
>>59304179Oh shit.
He may have a lot more money than I do, but at least I'm not brown.
>>59303612it's fake retard
>>59303882You making this post on here actively makes it extremely unlikely to be true
>>59304191Easier to just buy an expensive whore then go through all this effort
>>59303626>you gonna fake spending $200k on bottle service too?I have a side hustle renting jannies out if you're interested in having a silent helper outer.The rates are HIGHLY competitive.
>>59303567Nothing like getting mogged by the nouveau riche
>>59303580True, the FBI or CERN is going to kill him in a few months might as well have some fun while it lasts
>>59303882
>>59303882based
>>59303882What about the stories I read about Jews.
>>59304179took home 2 asian girls in a 350z one time. can confirm it is possible.
>a solana fag owns a beach club>Some super rich zoomer comes up holding ONLY solanaMy dad works at Nintendo and says youre retarded
>>59304832he bought chill guy and cashed out recently
>>59304178no one said anything about their looks
>>59303610Where would you cold storage all of your meme coins?
>took 2 girls home in a cramped 2 door 2 seat sports car that barely has enough room for 2 average sized adults
>>59303567My taraxa will allow me to become like him, except at 33 and balding
>>59303567yes saaaar I want to be like this nigga saaar paint me blackbenchod
>>59303631Fuck no, he is not wasting money on impressing whores.
>>59303610it's just a portfolio viewer you can put whatever amount you want in there I was doing this trick to broads in 2017 before zoomers were even born
>>59303567He owns cheese. Check em.
>>59303567lmaomeanwhile chad is broke student, rides to the club by bike or walks there, gets instant entry because of his insane looks and fucks rich millionaire's daughters every nighthis effort? good genetics and not overeatingThat's life incels
>>59303580/thread
>>59303610Zoomers are a whole new form of stupid.
>>59303580they dont need hes keysjust phone and finger/face and send that money to a new wallet and all that in less than 15minutes.after they can just make smash that phone and go to other device and make new wallet. as long as new device cant be tracked to them and nobody saw theyr face there is no way in the world to know who they were. ever.i dont care to know about solana but there must be few ways to launder that money. one way is always making shittoken and buying large amount with that stolen money and after "rug" the stolen money for legiment account. might need to lose some of it to other real rugs to cover tracks but it would be too easy to get atleast 50% for your self.and thats why you should never keep your crypto in a wallet if you are not top 1% of crypto guys.CEX is more safe as most big ones are regulated now and there will be trail if someone steals from CEX.
>>59303882That's a real scholar right there.
>>59304818Those are real
>>59305493You can just buy monero and trade for monero againIt’s literally that easy
During the 2021 bullrun a lot of zoomers in bars and nightclubs would have fake 7-8 figure portfolios on their blockfolio app and flex to women, who all thought it was real.Most guys knew the game and just played along instead of cockblocking. It’s free pussy for guys without morals, but it obviously comes with risks too, if the wrong person overhears the bragging
>>59305493>keep your coins on a cexNo glowoid I don't think I will.
>>59305590Another serious risk: the woman you bring home might not have any morals either and could decide to accuse you of things you didn’t do, hoping you will pay her a nice big sum to make her drop the charges. Money brings out the worst in people
>>59305430posts like this make me want to kill myself. it's truly, and unquestionably, over.
gr8 b8 m8 8figs/8
>>59305543monero is shit and there is no volume to trade that much sol to monero. crypto really is iq test and you didint pass.
>>59303567>all in solanaSo THATS where my money went
>>59304832not condoning the twitterlarp but i think this is one of those normalfag things where they consider the club they spend their time in "my club", rather than him literally owning the place
>>59305703>SolAre you fucking retarded?Into btc, then to monero, to monero and cash out btcWhy the fuck would anyone use Sol you stupid faggot
Imagine he rented the chiron and faked the portfolio just to catch bitches lol lmao
>>59305493youre assuming a lot of stuff there bud.>just phone and finger/faceeveryone sets these up like good like goys right? 2FA doesnt exist. you dont need the pin for a hard wallet that probably in a safe many miles away. come on bro, do you really think people with eight figures dont think this stuff through?
>>59303567I have more than that in a dust wallet lol
>>59303567>200k on bottle service, assuming its truei hope i will never get retarded enough to do thisand all that just to impress 2 girls, anyways i do believe you'll get 2 clerbsloots to cram themselves into a bugatti easilybesides the obvious horrible opsec do you have any idea of how overpriced this is, how long do you think you can drown yourself in every kind of strange in sea for 200ksea not your choice then you can still go to europe and literally life in a high end fully legal brothel for a month on thatplus no fake rape charges which you know are now 100% a certainty in burgerland
>>59303580fpbp
