Quick Donald do another sales pitch!
Red futures = pump. Tesla will +5% todaycope
>>59994221Tax refunds are all now paid back in tesla coupons
>>59994221What the fuck, I longed the top again, i want to kms
>>59994221According to my calculations, Tesla will go bankrupt in 3... 2... 1...
>>59994251not everything has to be a leverage shakeout, sometimes fundamentals change rapidly and justify massive price action
Yaaaaay all my puts are green againWagmi
>>59994297now short it, surely its gonna drop more
>>59994377I will hold
>>59994221Tesla is dead. You should see what people are doing to Teslas on the streets. That company name is toxic.
>>59994400do redditors ever get tired of embarrassing themselves?
>>59994221I love teslur
>>59994221Tax on red wine was over the line. Tesla will never recover.
>>59994251who cares, JPMorgan is calling their bottom at $120 now they're cooked
>>59994449okay now change the parameter for yesterday to "why did trump buy a Tesla"
>>59994221this piece of shit stock has been overvalued for nearly a decade. i honestly don't expect the price to recover. it should have gone to 100 as soon as other companies started producing electric vehicles
>>59994400Don't forget the used market, nobody wants them anymore, it's hilarious.
GOODBYE RECESSION HELLO DEPRESSION
>>59994449>its reddit to not want to buy a useless fag car made by a cuckservativethe word "reddit" really means nothing anymore
>>59994221It's literally doing a dead cat bounce on the chart lol
The issue is mainly that the sales in Europe, China and California are collapsing. Trump endorsing the brand will only accelerate the collapse. Maybe if rednecks were known to buy Tesla it would have helped.
>>59994221Stock value halved since Trump took office. Did Elon dump most of his stock before then?
>>59994221kek not even the president of the most powerful country(ostensibly) can influence the move the market. If the market wants to crash the stock it's gonna do it regardless of the lip-service from the president.
Tesla is dead. Long live Tesler.
>>59997607But simultaneously people will blame him for the market crashing. So, which is it? Does he impact the markets or not?
>>59994221wow... everything's computer!
>>59994641If you’re not dickriding every decision Trump makes, you’re either a fed, shill or redditor in the schizophrenic mind of the average MAGAtard
>>59994221I wonder how this affects Elons loans for buying twitter.
>>59997628>But simultaneously people will blame him for the market crashingThe market is responding to his behavior, he doesn't willfully influence it to go up or down, there is subtle difference there.
>>59996900it's actually biden's fault
>>59996900The board dumped loads, including his brother. That's when we knew it was over
>>59997828It's only a matter of time before it should dump by another 50 billion to pay Musk's package.
>>59994449fuck you jewish fed
