Stinky market edition>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVqhttps://brokerchooser.com/>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Streams:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.thebalance.com/>Options:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>Calendarshttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htmhttps://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/Default.jspprevious bread >>59990926
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
I am financially ruined
>>59994303How can there be casinos if he keeps bankrupting them?
It hurts
>FeetAll good>Feel smelling/dirty feetBruh fuck off
Too many delusional bulls still, so we're nowhere near the bottom. The whole market reminds me of HTZQ bulls back in 2020.
imagine shorting tesla at the ultimate bottom
>>59994328if trumps shilling couldn't save it then nothing will
>>59994328mate zoom out we’re still halfway up the mountain
>>59994320I've been using TSLA as my personal index of market irrationality for years now. (former) trillion dollar company that trades like crypto.
>>59994328tesla will unironically go to zero
V(GH) SHAPE
WTF STOP GOING UP
What EU alcoholic/wine company are we buying?
>V shapeKek that you get for shorting the bottom
What else do you think he was tweet today?
sold off one of my TSLA puts from several days ago at a big loss. should have not bought 3/14 expiry
Will I ever be able to get my hands on a bottle of green Chartreuse? Used to get one for 50 bucks then the fucking covid shit and tik tok faggots buying all the stock made it dissapear. And now these fucking tarriffs. I just want to taste that sweet ambrosia again before I die.
>>59994295Finally, a general I can get behind
>>59994273>That is, if they achieve a "soft landing" and there are no unintended consequences.Yeah. Good luck with that when being a retard was a mandatory requirement for a position in his cabinet.
>>59994392you can try heineken, but out of experience EU food/drink producers are fucking bad investmentsbesides, fuck heineken, that shit tastes worse than the 50 cent supermarket beers in NL
>>59994303AND DIEEEEEEE WITH A SMILEEEE
early drop was a shakeout, looks like this day will at least break even if not go green
>>59994331>>59994336>>59994375Kek baggies
>>59994273>- he wants to bring the dollar down, to make production return to AmericaIt's not the strong dollar that is the problem thoughever. The US just isn't competitive because it's not invested in the same way China has, not by government, not by the states and not by companies.>Demand for the dollar and for US stocks has been too high because all the world sees the US as the most stable countryCheap borrowing and high-valuations are literally the foundations of the US economy.
It's another fucking crab day
>This could all be solved with just one little thing>Burgers boast about their gunz and shit>Too much pussies to do anything, a based pasta has to do the jobPathetic. Utterly pathetic.
Are they going to die?
I've mostly put my money in ETFs but yesterday I bought a couple of shares of SONY, TREE, and OPRT. :)
>>59994471buy the dip?
>>59994392AB InBev.Diageo plc if you believe in Scotch.
>>59994295oh smother me with those sweaty feet
it's not too late to pivot...
>mutts wake up>my portfolio instantly takes a -3/4% dumpEvery singlefuckingday
any better free charts then trading view?
>take profit executes>immediately start hoping the price goes down, so that I have the satisfaction of knowing I sold at the correct priceAnyone else?
>>59994509Yup, I instantly become a hater of every stock I sell.
>>59994509yeah for sure
>Intel alert didn't go off a few days ago on a low I KNEW would be THE low>Forgot to buy>Figured I'd buy in a few days when it scraped the bottom again>New CEO pops it by over 18%This is a horrid feeling.It's rare I see the floor so clearly on a stock and know just when to buy. Now I don't know if I should buy or wait for it to drop more.
uhhhh whats happening
McDonalds 1m -1.7%. Not selling off at all. Why are you not buying burgers and McMiku?
>>59994531markers are waiting on trump to make another retarded tweet before deciding which direction to go
>>59994531mad crabbing
>>59994395How would markets react if Trump transitioning?
WARNING SPY approaching 555 again which was the low of the day at 10 am, could be a good opportunity to buy 1dte calls for jobs numbers tomorrow which should be shit and boost % chance of rate cut
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHi randomly thought of that fish farm stock that was shilled here a few years ago. i forget what it was called, aqua something maybe. wonder what happened to it
>>59994570lol i remember that
>>59994471I bought at 0.67, will hold until bankrupcy, but I expect they'll bounce back honestly. They are having a moment because everyone is panicking about the Trump SS arresting them for having solar panels.
>>59994570AQB?
Imagine if every post you made on /biz/ lowered the Dow by 400 points. I envy the orange man.
>>59994582oof, yeah that's it>down 98% since shilled here
>>59994458This the US is just structurally overpriced and until everything crashes manufacturing isn't returning
I should've fucking sold all of my ALBT last week.
>quantum and biz shitcoins giving easy short opportunities
>qqq not down a percentyou guys are suffering from ptsd. until the TQQQ goes under 57; don't post 'aaaaaaaaaaaaa'
>Not a V, a W
>>59994570Mutant salmon? I'll pass.
>>59994509me too
>>59994485Isn't that just Budweiser parent company in Europe?
>VIX way down?
where is the face-ripping bear market rallyit can't just grind down for so long
>>59994701>it can't just grind down for so longwhy not lol
uhh bros?
>everything fucking redNot again man...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have faith that, even if it's red now, it will get better soon. We'll be okay, bros.
>>59994748what took them so long...
>>59994409of frigging course I sold a put near the local top
dw guys trump presser in a few minswinning!
STOP THE COUNT
>>59994317Feet smell get over it
>>59994772I am so sick of winning....Please stop...
sqqq will flip tqqq next week
>>59994772This is unironically bad for the markets. Tariffs haven't even really hit yet and this will encourage him to go further. Good for puts though.
What did he say today to cause this sell off?
>>59994501Europoors fomo into shit that pumped during the american market hours then it pumps during premarket hours and then americans wake up and cash in and leave europe holding the bag. then they do the same shit next day regardless.
>>59994822Tariff on europe
so wait is it time to slurp or not?
>>59994828Bro, a 200% tariff on European wine is fucking insane. How am I gonna get my Rioja wines? Fucker.
It's over
brother dow is going to 40k
Is he done with the tariffs yet or is this just gonna keep happening for 4 years?
>>59994799I hope tqqq goes back down to 20 like in 2022
>>59994772will there be a livestream?
>>59994891He has been obsessed with tariffs for decades. The only reason this didn't happen during his first term was because he was surrounded with tard wranglers. This time around the people around him are actually bought into his bullshit. We are in for four years of this.
>>59994891People are going to get used to paying 25% extra tax during the day and then paying less taxes in the evening. I don't know what businesses will do because those businesses with thin margins will suffer.
>>59994569FUCK YOU!!!!!!
I guess the plan is to DCA over course of 4 years.
>>59994862who gives a shit, eurowine is unaffordable in the US anyway, if you buy it you can afford the 2-3xjust buy cali wines and stfu, why even bother with yurowine when we eat slop that tastes like shit(apologies to rural folks that do have some good local food, although the selection is seasonal and small)
>>59994929Realistically, you only have about 2 years. Maybe one even.
>>59994940What changes in 1 or 2 years?
>>59994940He gets to name a chair to the feds after Powell's term. That is when all hell is going to break loose.
>>59994295Did you load up on tsla puts during the bounce, /smg/?
>>59994862There are plenty of domestic wines & champagnes that taste better than that shit they sell from Europe.
>>59994951The adults come back
>>59994968Never underestimate American's ability to vote against their self interest
>>59994968I'd like to believe you but I'm not sure what losing Congress actually does to inhibit what he's doing right now when it's 99% abusing emergency powers and executive order.
>>59994891He literally wants to fund almost the entire federal budget on tariffs just like we used to. Europoors aren't going to catch a break and nobody else is either.
Please Trumpsama just a bit more down so I can make a tiny profit rather than -200 :(
bull-kun, are you alright?
>>59994958Making a tiny profit after that bounce yesterday. Tempted to just sell and wait for the next bounce.
>>59995003Its already recovering bobo
>>59995019>-0.75% is recovering now
>>59995027it is when we were at -1.00%
>>59994968>Democrats>Adultslol
>>59995035holy cope
i bought too soon again...
>>59994958bagheld mine from the megadip and sold one at a loss. I did buy one more
Will nasdaq retest 15500?
I just want 25k to day trade on margin consistently. 5 minute SPY flip for $25.
IT'S GOING DOWNIM YELLIN NIGGERYOU BETTER SELLYOU BETTER SELL
DRILL, BABY, DRILL!
>>59994968wtf I like open borders and stealth marxism now
Dow hits 38K by end of month
I am just a farmer, tending to my SMA Solar.
>>59994971>>59994984>>59995036>>59995070Bros I’m just meming. Classic example of Poe’s law, my bad
Sucked a BBC and now I'm ready to do some scrumptious slurperinos
Just buy HMR. That's literally all you have to do.
Bull bros, how do we cope ourselves out of this one? Maybe trump will provide more clarity and then we can price it all in?
nvda dragging the entire market upward
>>59995050Imagine starting the year with $300k and now getting PDT jailed because your excess liquidity ran so dry. Wouldn't that be funny ahaha you'd have to be really stupid for that to happen to you right? Aaahh....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59995070Of course you do, you support russia and israel
is spx going below 5530 or no
>>59995179Yes
Quick reminder that confidence is lost.
>>59995043yeah, I lost 7k yesterday from my tsla shorting and some bad day trading. Today more than made up for the losses though.
>>59995179It's going under 5000
>>59995179its breaking 5500 into freefall
op pic makes me want to jack off
>>59995190Footfags are worse than communists
>>59994951Molotovs flying in D.C.
>>59995204KINO
I lost a billion dollars... Thanks faggots for electing a retard for president.
It's hard to not notice how much better anime is than westaslop. Maybe I should invest in one of the major studios.
>>59994954Can't wait to see him going full Erdogan, his pal, taking control over the central bank. Expect the same consequences and 90% yearly inflation.
>>59994295I'm grateful for investing in metals.
imagine jerking off to drawings of imaginary girls made by obese men...go to the gym bros its not too late for you to get better
>>59995257>increase my cock strength with anime girls instead of getting brain drained by foids>NOOOOOOOOOO GO TO THE GYM FAGGOT AND GET ROUNDWORM!!!!no thanks I'm not gay
Has anyone tried the new Fidelity ATP beta?
>>59995197feet are goated. Fuck off cocksucker
>>59995266I dont even know what foid means, as i said its never too late to get better. Real dopamine > anime girls stimulation, go live life anon
Folks, let me tell you something. We've had some very big market moves recently. Big moves. And some people are panicking, they’re scared. Well, let me tell you something, that’s not a bad thing. That’s actually good. It's a good thing for America, for working people.You see, what happens when the market crashes? Stock prices drop. They go down. And guess what happens then? More and more people, regular people, hardworking people, can actually afford to buy stocks. That’s great for everyone. It’s great for the middle class. It’s great for your future. It’s great for your retirement.
>>59995279Imagine being so beta you can only get off to being lower than women
Please PLEASE just fake relief pump the market for a day or two so I can get cheap puts before the floor falls off and people realize how they are holding the bag during a recession
>>59995301Didn't a fake relief pump happen yesterday?
>>59995287He's just going to ignore it and pretend everything is up like he's been doing so far
>>59995187shoulda held it
>>59995301We told you to get out yesterday.
i should start shorting more agressively
Where is the rebound?
>>59995301that was yesterday.there is a small pump happening rn. catch it while you can
the lunar chart predicts a huge drop in 2026, is it the taiwan invasion?
>>59995288financially speaking, chads would enjoy gentle femdom too.
It eventually has to go back up. Everything will be fine.
>>59995376THIS
>>59995370meds
whats so bad aboot QMCO
>>59995376In 4 years maybe
>>59994569Called the low almost to a T so far today, wonder if it will break that level. Calls around 5530 are free money imo for the fake and gay jobs report scam pump tomorrow AM
That sure is decisive direction... ehehehe... heeee...
>>59995376plenty of people who've thought this wound up jumping through a window.
AAAGGGGHHHHHHH MY PUUUUUUUTSSSSSS
>the orange jew wants to crash the global economy on pourpose >so the FED is forced to lower the rates>so he can refinance 5 years treasury covid bonds at a discountAm I schizo for thinking this or does it make sense?
WHERE are the Yieldmax Chads at? How are you feeling?
>>59995428Zoom out
>>59995410Sell the news event quantum day next week these quantum companies are all fake and gay and any pump should be shorted. They ran up a few months ago and made a lot of bagholders
Bobo check the bounce on TSLA
>>59995431remember, the consumer sentiment whatever comes out tomorrow at 10am
>>59995450Quantum are meme stocks, I'm not touching them.
>>59995443Bobo doesn't know how
>>59995115Is everyone on this general a mentally ill fag?
>>59995456>not shorting this scam company NGMI
>>59995428Zoom out bobo
>>59995470yes, but I'm a different kind of mentally ill
>>59995470Pretty sure all the 1pbtid are all bant fags trying to get us to move to their board Sneed
>>59995456>MSFTDo you not like money?
>>59995257I work out so I can coom harder to anime girls
I love teslur!
>>59995441>calling the guy stomping on (((the nose))) a jewlolAlso yeah. His entire concern right now appears to be the debt and avoiding a complete meltdown. He's repeatedly said it'd be tough at first for everyone but get a LOT better later which tells me he's playing into a bad market on purpose.
>>59995484I'm a bi fag. And I want to buy but I know that waiting until S&P drops 20% is the time to DCA in over the following 13 months. I have 13k of dry powder set aside for the dip.
sold my SPY puts just a bit too early
TESLA IS STILL AT 235 with the market making new lows. LMAO, this shit needs to go to 100$ AT LEAST
>>59995507>His entire concern right now appears to be the debt and avoiding a complete meltdownAccording to what? I see no evidence of this. He runs record deficits and then proposed tax cuts and spending increases.
>S&P broke thought 5530
i just know the second i try buy puts it goes green
Brainlet here why shouldn't I dump most of my money in Brk.B?
>>59994295Should I buy HIMS?
>>59995533Why try to make safe plays when you could risk your life savings on 0DTE OTM SPY puts?
How does HPE look? Seems like it’s been over sold.
>>59995240The problem with anime is your audience are either poor manchildren or wear programming socks. Either way they don't need to pay for your shit and it can't grow because every plot is the same and every episode has the same cookie-cutter ideas and jokes.Look at the stocks. The entertainment industry is a terrible investment generally but it's even worse for Nepalese belly-dancing woodcuts.
>>59995522I'm looking for 4900 for my entry point.
>>59995450>>59995456i dunno man it's pretty good right now at least+10% since dude here OQIwK549 shilled it
Super comfy to be betting against the US economy. It makes me feel like a giga chad.
>>59995539>implying there is any risk buying 0DTE OTM SPY puts today.
WE ARE SHORTERS, SHORTERS OF THE WORLD (70% US-Stocks)
>>59994395TAKE THAT WALL STREET!
>FTSE finished the day greenTake that bobo
>>59995587>implying a call won't be made the moment I purchase those options
>>59995591Is this guy retarded or does he believe if he says stuff enough, it comes true?
>>59995257Imagine being a blatant redditor who whines about anime on an anime site
What's your opinion on Kohls and why's that low suddenly?>8,23
>>59995594>UK Into the trash it goes
>>59995591
>>59995598people like you are public enemy number oneim calling the TBI on you
If you can't handle a 10% correction in the S and P, you really shouldn't be investing in stocks. Go buy bonds or real estate, you'll feel better.
I make about 65K a year and I have a 50K in cash and about 30K in the market. Most of the 30K is in ETFs and I've done ok with that policy. But I'm starting to itch seeing all this red in Tsla, NVDA, SOFI, PLTR. I'm Fomoing hard, should I keep to the steady path or start gambling in earnest
>>59995591I love my pro China President!
Shouldn't the stock market love Trump because of the tax cuts and dregulation
>>59995618I think wait until S&P 4900 then put that cash to work over the next 12 months.
>>59995629Tariffs hurts the market more than tax cuts and deregulation.
no bot pump today?
>finally decide to put money into market>red the next dayknew it, it was rigged game from the start.
>>59995651Market probably tense with the job report tomorrow.
>>59995591God it feels so good being a citizen of EVROPA. The Jewish states of America has polluted the world for too long, it is time for Earth's true rulers to rise.
>>59995662yeah got to get some revenge after that one green day
>>59995663When line go up?
>>59995678When line stop going down
>buy put>shabbos goy speaks>sell putswow i am a money making genius
looking at the chart the most reliable way to make money is to just have held a short since like last thursday. even with the pumps its the only thing that reliably made money. i lost so much trying to chase the pumps
>>59995689Oh fuck
>>59995696Chasing pumps when Trump is in charge is lowkey retarded
>>59995706well they are cheaper so its tempting
>>59995712Yeah. Puts have a hefty hefty premium at the moment. Everyone is bullish AF.
I've been watching the markets for decades, for the last 10 years, every year someone said that there will be crash. Nothing ever happened. This time something is different, nobody is saying there will be a crash. My gut and left ball tells me it might happen this time.
>>59995712I wonder why they are so cheap anon, you'd think investors would just snap them up... Lucky you huh?
>>59995642Tariffs are good for the economy, they protect native industry.
look at spy go.
>>59995730
I can feel the storm approachingThe pain is its realityThe death I breathe is in the airI feel no more, no longer careTrumpets sound as I break freeThe vision I see just can't be meWhat is this that I have done?Why am I the chosen one?
>>59995696yeah.... chasing pumps wasn't a good idea, i agree........
>>59995744If tariff good, why line go down?
maybe we go under 5500 today. its so close
>>59995726Those spouting this shit all the time are double digits IQ doomer retards. You know, the goldnigers, crypthoshills, end the FED retards. Basically, the MAGAtards. Now that their retard-in-chief is at the helm, you don't hear them screaming over muh market krach.Which is exactly why it will happen.
>>59994392LVMH, but since they are general luxuries, could take a long time for them to turn around.
>>59995696The most reliable way to make money is to know exactly what's going to happen and bet are hard on that outcome as possible.
>>59995629there are much bigger forces at playhe is trying to reduce government spending so that is a net reduction in demand. if you get fired and don't have income you will not buy anything so corporate profits will fallthere is trade uncertainty which will hurt the biggest US companies the most because 40% of their money comes from exportsand when there is trade uncertainty some folks think that capital controls are coming and that US will find a way of taking some of the foreign investor money to plug the hole in the budget. so it might be prudent to start repatriating capital before that happensanyone's guess how this will all play out
>>59995726>10 years>Nothing ever happenedYou've seen one really good stiff crash and several deep plunges. Did you at least come to realize that it always bounces back? And not in 10 years but less than 1 usually?
>the retard just talked about taking Greenland
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJUST LIKE THAT THE GOLDEN BULL RUN CAN RESUME
>>59995791That should keep EU defense pumped up. This is why it doesn't matter if the Ukraine war ends.
>>59995791kek, what did he say exactly again. God, can someone just fucking shoot him down? What are guns for if not to be used when needed.
>>59995805Do tell?? What happened
INTCel bros!
>>59995771most of them just wanted to be right, to be able to predict the fucking market. I hope I am wrong, but the last few days feel different this time.
just a mere 10% correction, the bottom is in
Why is tesla still doing down?
>>59995853I think the brand is fucked permanentlySales for the next few quarter will be down massively
>>59995853Because there is not a single narrative that can save it.Elon was the USP, but now the world has figured out that he is retarded.FSD is nonsense and the idea that it in litigatoin happy USA will be allowed to drive taxis is also retarded.Robots? Puhleese.They have no positive narrative left.
>>59995790It always does, absolutely. Just saying it doesn't feel right at the moment. Right on the edge of a big one.
>>59995853I imagine it won't stop going down until people stop vandalizing themEven in my smaller area I'm seeing listing for them on Facebook marketplace and such with people laughing about "yeah, great, but a car at a great deal for it get beat to shit by protestors"
>>59995814"We need it for national security""We are going to make a deal"
>>59995853
>>59995861Sales were going down even before Elon fucked the brand.
>>59995853>auto industry in general is in a slum>people don't want to be attacked (sales down)>CEO not in Tesla office isn't a good look>California (biggest market) hates Elon Musk now
>>59995853Elon.China already copied the shit out of tesla. AI transferred to X.
>>59995790>Did you at least come to realize that it always bounces back? And not in 10 years but less than 1 usually?There are multiple instances of market top to top taking like 20 years.
>>59995509>actual homo You should invest in Picrel and do the needful instead
Trump literally said he was going to do all of thisWhy hasn't the market priced that in?
Is there something worth buying today??>AAAAHHHH FUCKING NIGGERS ALL IS REED
>>59995914Why not make the needle move to panic the retards and profit off them?
If the market doesn't absolutely crashes until next week I still think he can save this boat
>>59995914Its price discovery. Markets dont know how the tarrifs will affect earnings. So bear market is just starting really.
>>59995888>>59995853There have been frequent issues with Teslas crashing and then immediately bursting into flames, burning the people alive in the car to death as well. 3 weeks ago or so, one hit a road divot in a neighborhood, crashed, and burned a man (the driver) to death nearby here. Just before that, there was the 3 college students who burned to death the Cybertruck too. Californians are realizing that with a normal car, you crash and maybe the jaws of life can get you out if its really bad. A Tesla though? You can forget it. You crash, and it's a guarantee it's catching on fire, and no one will be able to get you out. They're literal death traps, and time and time again turning on the local news here shows us that.
>>59995914Because he says things that he doesn't do
>>59995914I think most people just kind of coped by thinking his first term wasn't so bad so maybe he won't actually do all these things.
>>59995914>he said he was going to do all of this>it's all a ruse to get leveragewhich one is it?
>>59995726Ive been sidelined for the last two years and just started buying so you absolutely might be onto something.
YES YES BREAK THROUGH 150
>>59995936or is it. don't forget the market is mostly bots
why is it down again today? I was expecting a bounce
>>59995888Don't forget all Europe sales are down, and he's being out competed in china, shit is hot garbage right now. Even with growing EV sales Tesla stock was full of hopium it would pivot to other products like robots are self driving taxi. None of that has materialized as profitable.
>>59995914I bought at the absolute top because I thought all the schizo tarrifs talk was just a negotiation tactic, I didn't think he would actually do it
>>59995805EVROPA BVLL RVN?
>>59995955there was a bounce, but the cat doesn't seem to have a soul anymore
>>59995914Because the market is moved by retards with money
>intc slowly crabbing downI...I guess that's it huh intcel bros...
Did you start learning chinese yet?
>>59995914ik, market is weird.. I expected a crab or sell off if Trump won the election due to his policies and volatility, but instead it pumped for a month.. then he does what he campaigned on and it dumps? just doesn't make sense to me.
>>59995955Why were you expecting a bounce? Trump 2 is probably the biggest major event to impact the economy since COVID. We're not even close to the bottom yet.
>>59995943Not bullish at all. The only reason I'm not shorting it is that I respect Elon.
Can't wait for that inevitable pathetic green candle to retrace shit a little bit.Only to dump some more like a limp dick tomorrow. And the exact same for the next day. And the next. And the next. Trump economy, lads.
>>59995914Quit trying to rationalize an irrational system.
TSLA the only thing preventing a circuit breaker lmao
>>59995975Because the Canada Mexico China and the EU were expected to back down
>>59995955It bounced yesterday just to trap the greedy bulls.
Owning the libs is so fun am i rite ? hope all the homies in here shorted the fuck out of the shitco known as TSLA.
SPY is back to July 2024 levels, holy shit.
>>59995997It truly is desu
advanced money destroyer got me dirty
>>59995976Because I don't see any other negative catalyst on the menu, so I expected the bottom to get priced in.
I sometimes forget how the stock market is just a pyramid scheme
whew if tesla really goes back where it was there is some great short potential on it
>>59996035Slow bleed. Earnings will miss across the board with a "-25%" profit margin. Why would I buy anything long term when I think they'll miss earnings?
>>59995980what on god’s green earth does elon have worth respecting?
DescensionThrusting to the second planeMinos judges as his tail twinesLustful thoughts and greed whip these wretched soulsA hurricane of hate mocks their helpless pleas
I need a hug
>>59995441>still thinking orange mango is playing 4d chessLmaoLMAOO
I forgot how much fun it was to trade and watch the ticker
>>59996079Kinda gay ngl
If the s&p500 is going to dump just as hard as btc during a correction, why should I even bother with stocksI thought they were supposed to be safer
>>59996079
>>59996059Fair enough, but generally speaking there's still bounces here and there even in a decline.
>>59996065Sacrificing an easy life to help america. Whats his motivation in your opinion? I think it's clearly not money.
When are they going to impeach trump for crashing the market? At this point, even some of the republicans are have gotta be reaching their limit
>ifuuny
>>59995744Yeah, but only for domestic companies using domestic material. Faggot dems shipped our industry out all over the place ages ago, now most of the stocks have their actual industry overseas which is what's making Trump so mad. Now you have to hurt them to make them come back which sinks stocks until they do.
Sp500 dumping makes everything in the index dump so its like the wind is blowing into my face if im bullish. Gonna close my positions and wait it out I think
>>59996102i think he spent too much time online and fried what few brain cells he had left
>>59996099Yup. Just my thinking. Trying to catch those bounces.
>>59996104He's the most popular republican president in decades and has hardcore rabid fans. Republicans are pussiesOf course if this happened under a democrat administration they would be leading the charges for impeachment yesterday though
>>59996091< I thought they were supposed to be saferwhy?
>>59995227Actual elon post.You owe me 20 bucks retard. You lost 1 bollion and 20 dollars.
Market was clearly overbought, greedy bulls.
>>59996124This happened under Biden in 2022 it's normal
You guys shorted tesla bottom
would it be retarded to short the intc pump. looking at the graph if it corrects i could make some nice money
>>59995853A fair price for tesla is like 6 dollars maybe 12 if they really do their own batteries. Everything for the past decade has been a a ponzi
>>59996104That's not how that works, dipshit
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>>59996164according to the graph if it returns to where it was just few days ago i could double my money
>>59996121>Just my thinkingYeah, appreciate it, I was completely overlooking earnings forecast going to shit, which was retarded on my part.
Today and tomorrow are going to be bobo tease. Watch the markets rally now and finish around even. Yesterday was a Bobo tease. Tomorrow the same. We crabbing
>>59996165Been thinking about it. How long can CEO hype last? Intel of all things will pump against a declining market? Doubt that.
>>59996194looking at the graph about one day
>>59996165No. Last time they got CEO news it took about a week before they'd dumped most of the pump. It won't hold unless there's some real good news, especially not with the whole market dropping. Looking at their trends jumps like this are just used as sell opportunities, so it'll drop down by Monday or Tuesday a decent bit, probably more by Friday next week.
AAAAAAGHHHHHH MY PUUUUUUTTTTTSSSSS
>>59995771>end the fed retardsA slave who gets off on his yoke. Disgusting.>magatardsOh its just a trannu nvm
Why are we pumping?
>>59996360Because @POTUS is good for the economy.
Look at aftermarket intel activity today, it will be interesting
>>59994595bad year 4 fish
>>59995814Reported to FBI
How is MSTR trading up while BTC is absolutely hemorrhaging today? Wtf is going on. Today i learned the bite of theta decay too. Gave almost all my gains on a put away from being greedy, futures and options are not the same at all.
I don't know if buying puts on TSLA is good or not. I can see it going back to the low of day before yesterday for a quick trade
>>59992844yeah im bagholding cash while you baghold shit that goes -10-50%
