>>61229956>calendarhttps://finviz.com/calendar/economichttps://www.financialjuice.com/home/https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar/https://www.tradingview.com/economic-calendar/https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html>charthttps://www.tradingview.com/chart/ [free live futures: SPX500USD, NAS100USD]https://www.sierrachart.com/>educationhttps://www.investor.gov/https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.cboe.com/optionsinstitute/https://www.cmegroup.com/education/courses.html>heatmaphttps://finviz.com/map.ashxhttps://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/stock/https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/etf/>screenerhttps://finviz.com/screener.ashxhttps://www.tradingview.com/screener/>squawkhttps://www.financialjuice.com/home/>televisionhttps://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/BloombergTV[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://bloomberg.com/media-manifest/streams/phoenix-us.m3u8https://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/CNBC[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://fl1.moveonjoy.com/CNBC/index.m3u8>trading hourshttps://www.tradinghours.com/markets/>[misc]https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
Hyperinflation is here Prepare accordinglyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfRze0uzKfM
think i might start dcaing into scratch offs from the vending machine at the grocery store, $20 week should be enough to retire
My portfolio is shit. Yes I'm Canadian.
How many ASTS shares do I need for a sex slave like this?
>>61231136Nothing exciting tomorrow. I'll wait for next week
Asked in the last thread:Hey Bond/TMF brosAre we cooked?What's the situation?I feel like we'll be ok but man. That was an ASSFUCKING.
>>61231133Nobody cares until these bitches start talking about what they'd do for a mercury dime>>61231157LMAO they fell for it AGAIN
>>61231046I decided on AMD. I already regret it since I believe in Intel but oh well. I think after this trade settles I'll become an Intcel baggie
Remember - futures are a lie
really thought my IDA 140 calls where gonna print, at least they don't expire til march
>>61231120That's all?
>>61231184pat was intels only hope. damage is done. it's now an empty castle.
So, where's the AI revenue in this? The big chunk of revenues is still good old Search (remember when AI was supposed to kill it? Yeah I remember the dumb narrative just 5 mere months ago).I don't see anything in this that justifies the gazillion dollars in CAPEX. Nothing. And certainly not the memecloud revenue. And if you somehow need an AI that gives more ads clicks, just code a fucking web crawler bot to do it, should cost 20 bucks of work-hour by one of the devs trainee. In fact, they already have that fucking bot since day 0 of Google's existence.
>>61231210...Maybe I should buy in to the GLOO IPO
Is the ai bubble gonna pop? Feels like enough people are talking about it that it must be priced in.
Rampant consumerism is a direct inflation driver that nobody wants to talk about. When millions of people line up to buy a $1200 phone they don't need while their current one works fine, it signals to every corporation that consumers have endless appetite at inflated price points. This perpetuates a cycle: high discretionary spending companies maintain elevated prices those prices become the new baseline inflation persists.The Fed can reduce interest rates all day, but if consumers keep validating ridiculous pricing through continued purchases, we're just fighting inflation with one hand while fueling it with the other. iPhones are the perfect example—minimal incremental improvements, maximum marketing, and people upgrade like clockwork.Want actual deflationary pressure? Stop buying shit you don't need. Use your phone until it dies. Skip the upgrade cycle. Make companies compete for your dollar instead of assuming they'll get it regardless. Individual restraint aggregates into real economic pressure.This isn't about personal virtue—it's basic supply and demand. We can complain about inflation or we can stop being the reason it persists. Can't have it both ways.
Bitcoin is going to a million dollars.
the market is fucking retarded bros
MSTR calls tomorrow gonna print!
What do you guys think about BATS ignoring the dividend?
>>61231222>https://www.reuters.com/technology/gloo-with-former-intel-ceo-gelsinger-tech-head-seeks-nearly-900-million-2025-10-30/oh yeah thanks for the heads up lol, i'm buying inalso, take a look at MRVL. probably my favorite semiconductor stock. i've held them for a long time.
>>61231236I fucking hate this country
why am I freaking out? I sold NET for 120% profitIt hurts so much seeing it keeping risingI can't enjoy my gains fucking shit
>>61231251You are welcome. I've seen people only get one share on their IPO asking so I hope we both get what we want. I actually did swing MRVL for a percent or two. Sadly I don't hold enough to make holding multiple tickers make sense but I'm glad it's gaining too
>>61231265probably because you exited on a whim instead of for any substantive reasonthat's a common reason why
>>61231272*sip*
>>61231272>whimno I actually didn't knew I had a limit order I wanted to sell for the price it is going for nowits only 4 % but still
saars, when does jarome do the easeful?
GE benchodsThank you for the Amazon pumpRape you kindly
I’m going all in on Pelosi etf. I’m done trying to play fair. FUCK
>>61231184>Advanced Money DestroyerClassic
>>61231272Selling at 120% profit is not "On a whim" you retard
>>61231307Look at this SHIT
>>61231252If you can't make money in this market it's on you>>61231307Share so I don't have to look it up. Is it still NVDA heavy like 3 years ago?
>>61231332Is this an ETF just based on Unusual Whales reporting? Holy fuck I'm in, it was always so simple.
>>61231124You were warned niggs
>>61231332>NANC That's funny. I've never seen this
>>61231251>Gloo Holdings, a religious-oriented technology firm, is seeking a valuation of up to $873.4 million in its U.S. initial public offering, the company said in a filing on Thursday, underscoring a strong momentum for fresh offerings.>religious-oriented technology firmWhat the fuck does this even mean? Are they doing it just because they know conservitards will dump money into anything with a cross on it?
>>61231229You're not likely to find the sort of turbonormgroid here who churns new phones or must have the latest gadget. But what you say is very true. The whims of the consoomer misallocate resources on a civilizational scale.In my opinion SpaceX is the most worthwhile company in the world and it's not even close.Posted from my Samsung Galaxy A15.
>>61231345For what? Everything? Dude you're gonna be left behind. This market is going to fucking moon through the holidays
>>61231347>>61231342It just follows Nancy. It lags a few weeks to months behind her because of how reporting works, but still, it has beaten the market by almost 25%.
>>61231332>Net Assets 255.23Mholy kino
>>61231329We ball a little
>>61231353What's it going to do when she dies?
>>61231364I'm sure it will dip but it owns underlying stocks so it would just redistribute their NAV value to shareholders and close down. Wouldn't hurt, it would just keep your stock locked away for a few months.
>>61231236People wouldn't just post something fake on the internet...
>>61231347>>61231332Look at these holdings. It's not like this is ground breaking. Every tech ETF and half the other ETFs all look like this
>>61231353It doesn't even beat QQQ what are you talking about
trump pumped his rare earth bags and dumped them in less than a month
>>61231378>>61231373I'm just venting. I'm drunk.Let me vent.
>>61231373>>61231383Somehow I posted the wrong pic. It's not a bad choice just nothing really blue chip
>>61231396she probably just has a fucking asset manager choosing her shit 90% of the time. it's just an etf tracking her asset manager. the guy probably isn't even smart
Can I get some autist to help me analyze EPD?Check the chart and the dividend. It seems like a gem.idk what I'm doing though.
>>61231383>>61231383What are you drinking? Is it at least fun drunk?
>>61231396damn they invested in the top S&P companies that's crazy.
>>61231414If you're going to play natural gas now is the time to buy before the holidays. Generally low volume. But there is potential for a huge pop with some weather phenomenon. I used to play USAC for the dividend swings. It's basically shit now
>>61231409Her husband does the trading actually. That's kind of what sparked NANC. Either he's an amazing trader or it's all insider.The problem with the etf is that it's behind what he does so it doesn't get the benefits of his strangely good timing.
how can i short this fucking captcha system
>>61231423Kek. Ya really high level shit
>>61231436what's the real-time performance compared to the lagged tracker
>>61231432They get paid on volume, not price, but I guess they go hand in hand right?
>>61231396that etf is pretty useless. her "magic" is using insider information to time LEAP options trades (usually in big tech for the higher beta).
>>61231332>that nameLiterally banana republic tier, and they know it, everyone knows it, it's even on fucking display on the fucking name.
green days for automakers should be banned. i fucking hate them, their products suck ass, and their business model is garbage and they should trade like garbage even more than they do. fuck you STLA die. kill all automakers except maybe TM because even though it's anticonsumer shit at least they've correctly pivoted to the best hybrid engineering schema. if they switch to using diesel powerplants capable of accepting vegetable oil or some apocalypse shit i might actually cum and have to buy stock.>>61231229new car buying is an absolutely demented shoe size IQ phenomena
you now remember BYND
Still rocking my good old 1996 Polo III. And I'll keep using it until it fucking dies, so 30 additional years.
>>61231455Hard to say. I'd have to dig into it more. He's known for a well timed microsoft investment in like 2021. He also does a lot of real-estate. Honestly just following politics can give you an edge so he may just be well informed.This site has some of his trades.https://www.quiverquant.com/congresstrading/politician/paul%20Pelosi-P000197
Hey I got about 4000 dollars how do I turn it into 4000 million dollars? What shitcoin do I choose to become a gigabillionaire? Help me, I'm mentally retarded and I don't like holding bags, just money
Im tired of my stocks pumping afterhours and then slowly selling off. First it was paypal now its apple. Why arent after-hours options a thing yet
>SOXLwhat the FUCK
>>61231516The replies that you get will boil down to give me your money through this stock i am about to sell.Let me ask you. What would you do with the money?
>>61231516Put everything into lean hogs 7000x leveraged ETF options expiring on the 7th. The voices in my head tell me that the government's about to unleash an incredibly deadly pig-killing virus that will cause pork prices to surge.
With the amazon pump I am now unsure what the value MAG7 stock is
The markets not allowed to go down on Halloween.
I'm buying VOO tomorrow.Get ready.The biggest bubble in history is about to pop.
>>61231572Cont - I think im going to dive into UNH next. All that fucking FUD and this shit keeps pumping slowly
>>61231578It's too scared to do it.Classic trick or treat situation. It's choosing to give us treats (a green day) :)
>>61231235
>>61231583How can that be true while I'm sitting on so much cash?
I gonna make 77k on a 60k cost vertical on AMZN earnings unless god himself reaches down on Friday to crater it.
>>61231615we'll be watching
>>61231615post it in the thread
>>61231240
Is it just me or is this website buggy lately?
>>61231637So you hate money?This is why you’re poor btw. You still didn’t apologize to Michael Saylor. You’re a coward btw.
>>61231133>>61231124Why is 4chan so fucking slow
just leanrded for the 1st time BTC is bitcoini thought they were different things
>>61231615god himself reached down and pumped ups 10% against all oddsask me how I know>>61231646captchas for me take forever to load.
>>61231649I'll apologize when MSTY gets back to 20
>>61231646captcha takes for fucking ever to load for me
why is everyone else sleeping on REITs trading at 30-50% NAV discount with positive cashflowsobviously stay away from ones that are oveleveraged on debt and are negative cash, but what about steep NAV discounts with healthy cashflow? sure if real estate crashes -50% then that "discount" turns to zero but you'd be buying at the bottom early and the REIT has cash to acquire more residential real estate at the bottom.isnt that a risk reward monster
futes are GIGA RIPPING btw. buy tech megacaps on every single red day
>>61231365i remember when the onion was good
>>61231659just give ticker and an anime girlobviously it's because Mag7 megacaps can do +10% in an afternoon
Can’t wrap my head around this.I closed -2.87% today.My stocks went up after hours yet my account value dropped to -3.26%.Like, literally every stock I own is upAfter hours yet my after hours account value is a few hundred bucks less than my close value.
>>61231662i wudrather havean ICE COLDBANGSROOT BEER
>META $679 overnight This was the most no-brainer slurp of the year. $800 by Christmas.
I am sad I did not make 70,000 bucks this month playing bynd/earnings/october 10th dump/gold but I am also glad I am not horribly down 5000+ bucks on any positions that were horribly yolo'd.>>61231649Rolling for all cryptoshit to violently 2x just so that MSTR stops being shit.
>>61231636I will when the legs execute / assign.
I will no longer attempt to everbeat the market and will buy VOO.I've been broken.>>61231646Very slow to load captchas>>61231489>byndgif related
Can someone explain the fascination with MSTR? Seems like a company with shit fundamentals with a corny crypto play schtick. Is that really all there is to it? Lmao some economy. Literally investing in a corporation's crypto portfolio. Amazin'!
>>61231578It literally did last year though.>>61231615Kek I wish I wasn't a pussy. >>61231646Why is captcha so slow.
>>61231695>VOODisgusting.
>>61231349It's a pump and dump. Christards get what they fucking deserve
>>61231695Just don't play meme stocks fren. You gotta have rules.
>>61231713Curse Vishnu.
>>61231716what are your rules?
Should have kept my AMZN instead of selling today for a 1% gain…Welp
>>61231705Captcha got all fucked up a little bit ago. Wouldn't load at all. Seems to be working again.
>>61231659I only understand memestocks, letfs linked to amazon that go up 20% in a single afternoon, putting money into Moomoo and Robinhood tech ipos and immediately selling and swing trading gold minors.
>>61231365Why is a 50yo woman working as a junior roofer?
>>612317221. Examine the fundamentals to see if there's a legit case for growth2. Examine the irrational value case (Tesla, etc)3. Hold for 1 year minimum4. Invest no more than 2 net paychecks worth per stock.Everyone has their own rules. I'm up 35% this year. At one point I was down 25% on ASTS, but now it's up like 180%. Cost basis of 28.20.
>>61231748have you SEEN this economy lately?
>>61231124RETARD BAGHOLDER BEAR UPDATE: STILL COPING
Holy shit AMZNiggers I feel my life finally starting.
Here's to another 25 years of AMZN providing zero dividends.
>>61231703Total shit now but if I had bought 2 years ago I'd be a millionaire.
>>61231769I'm really tired of this line because it basically guilt trips you into working jobs you hate because "you're lucky to have a job". No I'm not lucky to do something that makes me want to kill myself.
>>61231762Oh that sounds interesting. I thought we all just swing traded 3x ETFsI have several companies that I bought directly though, really just to try out an idea. Maye I can hold on to them for a while like your plan
I’m going all in on RDDT Thoughts?
>Just made so much fucking money>Can literally just quit job now>>61231785Cause they can allocate capital better than you, bitch.
>>61231785Why doesn't AMZN provide dividends?Its not for a lack of money.Seems like an easy way to pump themselves as everyone will buy in.Even NVDA has a 1 cent div.
>>61231695buy meme stocks and lock in gains. You can beat the market
damn it's windy and raining here
TQQQ puts paid off today. So did NFLX calls. Did you listen? META calls will pay fund the tendies next week.>>61231133Grim
>>61231805I've been holding since February. It has been aight, but I can see the bull case for it. Has a fuckton of data and is one of the last old-school sites of its kind.
Did you say happy birthday, /smg/?
I bought Gitlab this week. How does smg feel about GTLB?
Think I'm gonna hit the local bars, think its all halloween theme and college girls out. If I don't get blown away, feels like a hurricane.
>>61231703we're ina boobl dog. aside from that i know there was alot of gamma trading on the intial runup to ~500 which was right after a big increase in outstanding shares. basically zero coupon convertible notes allowed people to short it delta neutral and capture most of the high vol chop that was going on. to his credit, saylor was literally telling shareholders/traders straight to their faces that they were being harvested. as for what's going on i know they did the "perpetual strike" preffered shares, and some other issue they did but i don't think they caught on quite like the convertibles did but i haven't kept up with it. boobls gonna boobl.
>Amazon posted third-quarter earnings that exceeded expectations and strong cloud growth.>AWS revenue accelerated 20.2% to $33 billion, which CEO Andy Jassy said was a pace it hadn’t seen since 2022.
henlo mister jeromeit is a bloodbathwe are losing it allmy shirt is gonei am now coldplease lower the ratesneed emergency cutsor we will not survivethank u mister jeromeno further questions
Your winner, and new KWABOTY 2025---SCHD!
What happened to the horse?
gm frens where is the porsche fag lmao his shorts got rekt
>>61231891KekStill tony
SAARRRRR THE BLOODY SPY FUTERS LOOKING VERY GOOD AS GOOD AS WHITE WOMEN ON VACATION IN MADARHAJAD BLOODY CALLS FOR 689 SPY WILL PRINT TOMORROW I SWEAR WE WILL BE THE WINNING AND REDEEM PRAISE VISHNU I WILL BE ABLE TO BUY MORE GAMB GOOD NIGHT SARS
Bros I am really scared
>>61231703Because over time they can accumulate more bitcoin than you, so your sats per share keeps growing and Saylor is a true believer who will never, ever sell. If you're also a true believer then you believe bitcoin is the future and MSTR owns 3.5% (and growing) of all the bitcoin that will ever exist. They will be the largest "bitcoin reserve bank." This is just the beginning. Strategy can become the most valuable company in the world in as little as 10 years.
>>61231908when did you start feeling scared?
>>61231703Because over time they can accumulate more bitcoin than you, so your sats per share keeps growing and Saylor is a true believer who will never, ever sell. If you're also a true believer then you believe bitcoin is the future and MSTR owns 3.5% (and growing) of all the bitcoin that will ever exist. They will be the largest "bitcoin reserve bank." This is just the beginning. Strategy can become the most valuable company in the world in as little as 5 years.
>>61231908bros what if skeletons pop out tomorrow
>>61231908Now is not the time for fear
Lmao this board is nothing but bots. Is this a copypasta or are the bots glitching out?Lol the captcha is cooked rn
>futures
>>61231939anon-san, best slurping still inside! now time let out!>>61231941it's not a pasta. he copied my entire post just to change the 10 years to 5 years.
>>61231941lmao bots?? nah bro I’ve been watching the pixels rearrange themselves for like twenty minutes now, this isn’t bots, this is entropy with wi-fi. captcha’s fine btw, it just asked me to identify all the squares that feel regret. I picked the top left corner and now my monitor hums in D. the thread keeps folding in on itself like it’s trying to remember a dream. someone’s username changed mid-sentence. I think the site’s learning what laughter sounds like.
>>61231816you wouldnt be able to price it in as growth stock anymore. In other words, it would tank.
Does everyone thinking we're in a bubble mean we're not actually in a bubble or is it just like a really really big bubble
>>61231944why is it up so muchwhat happened?
>>61231941fr ong as soon as yo usee reddit spacing and overly perfect sentences with fuckin punctuations and shit you know its 95% a fucking botmeanwhile on reddit its 100% bots (or npcs, normies, snoyboys, whatever you wanna call em)>>61231951see what i mean, this isnt a real person (or human)financially speaking this is a disaster for this board and our potential investments
I demand giant green candles tomorrow. I want multiple stocks up 10% tomorrow.
>>61231965maybe its just inflation at this pointsomeone post the chart of the Zimbawe stock exchange
>>61231965There's a lot of eyes on every part of the market now, especially after 2008, but I'm guessing it will come from some totally obscure niche segment.
>>61231971Today was a classic bear trap. Corporate revenues are through the roof.
>>61231965
>>61231951I have never felt a more uncomfortable smg thread than this one
>>61231971more great earnings. this time from AAPL and AMZN.
>>61231986Rock hard fake tits are so nasty looking.
>CMG -18%
>>61231996Those tits are real you virgin.
>>61231965It means everyone is ready to pull out on a hair trigger, it will be the most rapid decline ever in history.
>>61231999checked and i guess it's over for mexican food
>>61232006Retard, real tits don't look like perfect circles with a 1ft gap in between them.
If you’re smart you’ll buy MSTR calls opening bell tomorrow.When she runs…..she runs boy lemme tell ya.
>>61232013You're wrong virgin.
should i invest $1000 into Beyond Meat right now and watch my investment grow?
>>61232026>virgin>virginI don't need to put my dick in a hole to know what female anatomy looks like
>>61232036youre not calling him a liar though
>>61231671There may have been a stock split.I better wake up to everything I own gapped down 5% and everything I don't own gapped up 5%. I love being able to actively participate.
>>61232051Yes buy the nigger meat
henlo please connect me to mister jerome
>>61231703>MSTREh, it’s alright but not as good as it used to be valuation-wise. All you need at the end of the day is COIN/CONY, especially after those good earnings they reported earlier today.
>>61232059>over 1% ERFuckin lol. You can burn your money faster at least
>>61232053Actually what I like even more is considering buying a stock, but don't pull the trigger because it's slowly trending down and there is no indication of positive market sentiment. Then it gaps up the next day 10% because somone took a position for billions. Then it starts ripping every day
>>61231136Riot just had a nice double beat. I'm expecting a rally.
>>61232065The people didn’t believe in Jesus either but the results speak for themselves.
>>61232036Actually you do. You'd know that if you weren't a virgin.
Anyone else thinking about slurping UUUU?I feel like the trump taco is going to be delivered and it will spike.
amd
Why did Amazon go up? I don't have time to pay attention at work and CAPITALIZE on shit
I only got 700 bucks profit from this earnings play. I ended up selling Amazon the day before and doubled up on Apple.... But whatever, Meta really fucked me.
>>61232092I slurped it and UEC last week. Dcaing more accordingly
This stock has dropped 56% YTD. Anyone want to guess who?
how can I invest in meat? what are the best meat stocks?
>>61232117that EPS is insane. Is it in the S&P500? Some kind of bank?
>>61232121Do you consider fish to be meat?
>>61232128in it's own idiosyncratic way, yes
>>61232117Lululemon Athletica.
The government is never going to reopen is it?
>>61232121i eat meati lift heavy stuffi become big (or rather, less small)that is my return on meat
short walmart stock, loss of revenue from SNAP customer will weigh on income statement.
>>61232092>>61232116There's going to be some major uranium news also.
mister jerome
>>61232139Lol sick guess anon. You got it.
My biggest fucking problem is that I always absentmindly throw like 500 bucks into pure garbage, but then when I should put like 3000 bucks into a good swing- like Amazon's letf- I only put like 800 bucks in because I'm scared of real risk. The shitter stocks drag my folio down, and the big swing gains don't bring my shit up fast enough and I get depressed.
>>61232140They can't reopen the government. If they do, the blackout on economic data will be lifted and we'll how bad things truly are.
>>61232092Why would taco make UUUU spike, are we sending our uranium to china now?
>>61232169Trump and Putin are both threatening nuclear testing. Someone's gotta provide uranium to enrich.
>>61232164he used ai
>>61232116I was dcaing UUUU around 19/20 thinking it would go to 22.... then it didn't so I sold..... then today it went to 22. Fuck my shit up.
>>61232176While I don't doubt that stocks are retarded and will pump for dumb reasosn like this, someone in some other thread explained the USA already has enough fissile material that it just needs to reprocess for more nukes, we don't have a shortage of that. What we need, of course, are power plants and nuclear technicians to staff them.Honestly no clue what the fuck orange man thinks he's doing, or companies in general. There are so many jobs they can hire and train for that work to unfuck society- construction ofsecure facilities, highly skilled homer simpson tech jobs, robotics maintenance techs, data center techs- but the same retarded "you need 2 years of experience to get this entry level job" shit keeps being posted everywhere at a time when the govenrment should just order the cunts to BUILD BUILD BUILD. The economy runs if we actually build shit.
>>61232139Are sluts not pretending that sheer see through pantyhose are proper outside attire anymore? White women love dressing like cheap whores what's going on?>>61232006The tits are fake I can tell by the lack of jiggle and having groped a few ladyboys in my time
>>61232193women are wearing less and less clothes every season. It's concerning. If you say anything about modesty they call you a rape apologist. Women are addicted to the male gaze and porn has programmed men to ogle.I dont even think what they wear is insulating. They are literally form over function. Lulu might be the women shorting play
nobody is talking about the TMF/TLT playi think some of us (myself included) were genuinely bamboozled
>>61232201I have literally watched white women in their "jogging attire" be chased a half mile by hooting hollering browns cataloging them but I'm the asshole when I yell out my truck window to stop dressing like a filthy whore go figure. God I love being an asshole to women, it's worth the lack of sex 100%
>>61232209>>61231166It has been addressed and the dubs weren't even checked you newfags are disgraceful
>>61232213>asshole to womenno sex>simp to womenno sexheckling women is a great past-time.
>>61231862this bar is off the hook the Halloween party
>>61232213>I have literally watched white women in their "jogging attire" be chased a half mile by hooting hollering brownsYou're the asshole because they're already getting what they want
do we get a true spooky rally tomorrow?!
>>61232265Spooky red
>>61232209exited fast for TQQQTOOQUTEQUTEQUTE
>>61232264Yes I am the asshole. They definitely don't like it when white guys to look at them in disgust and call them nasty. 1 white man has always been worth a dozen browns.
Hmm... maybe this AI thing might be a good investment, though it still uses too many em dashes>Here, Marv—wearing his trademark calm smile and blue shirt—takes a selfie in front of a burning amusement park called Funtown. The humor is all about disconnection between perception and reality. The world behind him is literally on fire, yet he’s blissfully documenting the moment as if everything were fine.>This echoes the unplugged-phone Marv image you shared earlier. Both capture a kind of cosmic cluelessness—a character so unaware of the chaos around him that his calm turns from foolishness into dark comedy. The meme becomes a shorthand for that very online state of being: numb acceptance of absurdity, or “smiling through the apocalypse.”>It’s a spiritual cousin of the “This is fine” dog meme—different art, same emotional payload. Where the “This is fine” dog is anxious denial, Marv Pepe’s attitude is more serene, even cheerful, as though he’s transcended caring altogether.
>>61232300The em dash addictions is off-putting. feels like a psyop. No coincidence I see people using them now all the time. Reminds me of the "It's not x... It's about y..." prose people use a shit load now. AI loves that, now people use it too.Honestly makes you wonder what they did behind the scenes because like 5 people in the whole world used em dashes before AI in their writing but the way AI uses it you'd think 50% of the sample text they trained it on used em dashes when that's impossible. they either gave one writer way too much weight or its used to cover up some kind of punctuation issue ai has.
>>61232092been holding UUUU since 3 average price is a lot higher now though
If these MSTR gains hold up till opening bell I’m going to come.My calls ughhhhh I’m so happy. I’ll finally escape this hellhole hahaha.How does it feel being wrong all the time??Michael Saylor pwned your asses!
And just like that the market is saved because of two companies of which one failed in one segment.
>>61231139My portfolio is up bigly. Yes I'm Canadian.
so tired of NXDR
bearishness is a personality disorder
Kek Bessent is mad at Powell. And the 30y yield seems to be moving away from the Fed Fund rate more and more, which is most likely the reason why.>May 30y at ~5%>Fed Fund at 4,5%>Sep 30y at ~4,75%>Fed Fund at 4,25%>Now 30y at 4,65%>Fed Fund at 4,00%
>>61232467what does that mean
>>61232450>bearishness is a personality disorderIts over
Okay META marines, whats the plan?
>>61232476It means that Powell is using every opportunity to sneak doubt into the market to poke Trump for his shitflinging at Powell. And Bessent is the resident market pumper who's job gets harder because of it. America is not a serious country.
I’m buying 40K worth of RDDT when I wake up at 7am
>>61232320the em dash is common in academic writing and literature, so it would make sense that it would appear since they pirated so many famous works and academic papers.>"It's not x... It's about y..."likewise rhetorical devices are extremely common in academic and persuasive writing. this construction particularly is called "parataxis", a similar one is "correctio" where the writer says something like "it's not just x, it's also y". they basically trained chatgpt to be a rhetorician and spam rhetorical devices everywhere
>>61232476Long term us debtburden won't go down in sync with the Fed cutting. The market doesn't like the inflationstory. The market doesn't want to hold longterm bonds. And since US state yields are the standard it leads to higher yield on corporate bonds and higher mortgage rates as they are determined by the 10y and 30y yield.
GOOG/GOOGLbros.....WE WON!Only thing more delicious than winning is seeing your rivals get BTFO *cough*cough*cough* META *cough*cough* MSFT.
Is Fiserv going to be a good buy soon when it bottoms? It can't go that low can it? They make all the banking software...
What do you think of this startup idea in the last comments? I know it sounds dumb but it'd only cost making the app and buying a single drone initially. I mean how hilarious would that be, and also leaving your shit on the sidewalk while walking your dog sounds nice
>>61232320>em dashWhat's started to trigger me is poeple now think a hyphen (eg, "-") is an em dash, when it's just a regular dash. I use those dashes all the time and don't want to lose them - they're too convenient.
West coast bros... Today is the last day we have to wake up at 6:30am for the opening bell. Thank goodness for day light savings
gm baggies
>$NVDA | Nvidia CEO: Hopes To Sell Blackwell Chip To China, No Such Plans Yetkek, he so much wants to sell it despite US gov saying "no">no such plansthat's like the ultimate telltale of "I'm going to do it later"
i hate how obvious all the right moves were when you look at something later
>>61232677Is this why Nvidia dying?!
>>61231133Why are people still worried about inflation, when the recent incident of a billion pajeets online simping over a pic of extremely post-wall sweeney just proved that despite continued incel-rate hikes, hoeflation is still completely out of control?Incel rates need to be hiked to at least 50% to even start putting the lid on this shit, but there are a million new third worlder simps being printed every single day so it's looking completely hopeless.
>>61232705yeah its all nonsense, simps are still simping so the economy is doing fine
>Hindenberg omen, a signal that correctly predicted 2008 and 1987, finally triggered>Unrealized losses at $395 billion in Q2 2025>US ban reserves fall to $2.8 trillion lowest since 20202026 is gonna be a huge shit show lmao
>>61232689What's dead may never die.
>>61232723>worked two times>didn't work 11 previous times it triggered
>>61232723The 30y also just did a small zoom up almost to 4,67%. Bessent seething
Most ebinlauta thread right now on /biz/
>>61232705Onlyfans IPO when?
>>61232730Aaaand it's above 4,67
You guys think Meta will dump some more today on US market open? Seems like EU is already slurping the dip so I'm not sure if I should wait or just buy now.
Who lost their asses (unrealized) yesterday?
Today marks the start of a 10 year bear market
Ruble is collapsing BASTERD BITHC
AMZNchad are we holding or are we getting out?
>Chipotle had a higher Mcap than BMW or Mercedes-Benz
>>61232797If you've got a lot of gains, you might want to reduce your position a bit now that it ripped after earnings, but why would you ever want to fully get out of AMZN?
>>61232798Can't put a price on freedom.
>>61232811>but why would you ever want to fully get out of AMZNTo FOMO into next earnings report.
>>61231124spooky trump
Crypto status?
Thoughtexperiment:Liberals (not leftists, but economic liberals, the classic term not newage US-term) and conservatives like to argue that >taxes are bad, because prices will get passed onto the consumer.OK, understandable, as that is the general practice, it's reality.But now the same people go:>We put tariffs on foreign products, because the US is the biggest shop in the world and when companies want to shop/sell here, they have to pay a price for entryOK, why not extend the same argument on domestic/national companies? You could tell them the same. You wanna sell in this market? Pay for it with taxes.But no. Why? Profits, dividends, the stockmarket or in other words: Rich peopleIn conclusion: US debt is not going to go down, because of the interests of rich peopleProof: Picrel
>>61232028Grow from $100 to $23 yes
>>61232797I'm holding, AWS growing 20% yoy, internal AI integrations, layoffs and robotization all sound good to me.
>>61231272>>61232165Wasn't expecting to see these here.I'm new and only invested in uec some half decade ago. It made 5k profit, will sell soon. Do think this is a bubble but it's rising. Plan in to put 10k on popular stocks, wait for 5 to 10% rise, sell, repeat. Please explain why this is retarded. Surely it's not that simple.
Got blueballed by apple. Went from 283 now down to 276. I have 276 calls this is bullshit. Id prefer if it just dumped that way i could buy more. What kind of gay stock has earnings and only move 1.5%
>>61232850>What kind of gay stock has earnings and only move 1.5%A boomer stock
SMIGGERS Palantir is reporting earnings next week, on Monday. Looks like an easy beat, right?>pic related
>>61232193Another virgin rears their ugly head. Touching men doesn't give you a frame of reference faggot. Those are real. Perky and in a sports bra gives them their shape. Simple as.
>>61232917What if the guys are hot?
>>61232848Maybe I sell like a third of my investment and fomo into PLTR like >>61232883 asks.
>>61232917/biz/ is a trannychaser board
>>61232930Palantir will be 1.5 trillion within a couple years. The problem is its already so expensive if you have one bad earnings report it's going to drop 20%
Good Morning bloody benchoods and maderchuds saars. Today I will buy MSFT
>>61232936But expectations are low right now, it's likely a beat.
test
>>61232950>But expectations are low right nowthey are? lol
I can't believe I bought $300 worth of tmf calls
>amazon make their own chips, building data centers without nvidia>they're going to be 99% non-human
Funny how the only companies making serious money with AI datacenters are the ones that more or less dodged being mugged by nigvidia. Google makes their own tpus and amazon only uses nvidia crap for the latest models and it's planning to do everything inhouse in the next years.And everyone knows that nigvidia products age like fucking shit.
>>61233034so growth is preprogrammed
>>61233034this is unironically a good thing.
>>61233039everyone's chips'll only last 5 years i hear, that's a lot of chips, they need to be improved.>megagiga datacenters everywhere and you're ripping everything out every 5 years, that'sa lot of money.
>>61233039Can't wait until the energy cost of the data centres pushes inflation ever higher
>>61233039>And everyone knows that nigvidia products age like fucking shit.I have a fucking 560Ti that fried, and a GTX970 that died as well. And no, I never mined any shit on them, and they see maybe a single AAA game per year.After that shit I went back to AMD, all works fine. Heck, my almost 20yo HD4850 still runs on an oldass PC converted into a cheap NAS/server.Fuck nigvidya, I hope they go the way of Cisco, or better yet, fucking die.
jensen is a rock star and journalists his groupies, let me have one bro
>>61233067he had people show off their nvidia gains at an eventit's the toppest of tops
>>61232627that's too reactive. i prefer a proactive approach where i can target the offending owners.
>>61233034>yeah bro, why dont we just like build our own chips?shit will crash harder than his space program
>>61233087how's the space program doing?
>>61233078My work wanted to use that. I convinced them that it was a retarded idea that would lose us money. I talked them into buying cameras so we could do something about all of the crime instead....
i wanna puff puff.some of the dutch stuff (asml),i wanna puff puff,give me the green green stuff (nvidia)
Anyone trading premarket?
>that one guy that keeps making bait threads to keep the russian bots out of /smg/I salute you
What do we think about IREN?
>>61232775>>61233120lmao fuck off faggots
Where are all the seething bobo posts? Did they capitulate?
I'm literary orgasming money all over the place right now
>>61232051BYND Is the new BBBYQ
>>61233139i did, yes
I had such a bad year... On the bright side tax loss harvesting will boost my tax return... single dad with three kids last year got like 17k in taxes back after paying 2k in lmfaoim trying to get EBT too, net worth of about 250k
>>61233096never got off the ground
>Merrill Lynch won't let me buy MAGSListen here you fucking jews, there's a reason King Nigger had to make BofA bail out your sorry ass
>>61233050What companies will recycle these old GPUs?
>>61233141what japanese company is that?
>>61233168Not a company, it's accounts.
Guesses on SPY EOD?
Its going to be a crab day isnt it.
>>61231124First for PLUG. Most plug bagholders died from old age so no reason the fear those 2001 bags
>>61233181678Gaps back up to 685 on monday
>>61233181693. something big is about to be revealed.
>>61233188But their children inherited the bags. Generational baggies
need new baker
>>61233158sending pop stars to space and big government contracts>>61233165for some reason i picture street kids in india with lost limbs rummaging through mountains of steaming garbage
Can we have a halloween OP for the next one?
>>61232845wait hold on, why is the deficit better? Because the year isn't finished yet?
> futures
>>61233202how about Halloween costumed mumina and bobina?
>>61233168Like anon said, my two stock accounts, up 6% today across the board. Probably my best day ever.
>>61233164Just buy 1 share of all the mag 7's. They should make a new version of the mag 7 that includes palantir, broadcom, oracle, reddit. Tesla isnt that magnificent if you bought it 4 years ago you would only be up like 10%
people dont even buy stocks anymoreits just a handful of corporations shuffling papers aroundand they have an incentive to make things to "up"
>>61233209that could work
>>61233216some of us still enjoy buying good businesses anon
>>61233139I dumped all back into tqqq this morning.
>>61233215>Tesla isnt that magnificent if you bought it 4 years ago you would only be up like 10%That's going to be the future for any Palantir investors who bought at above $100. Probably even worse considering not even Tesla at its peak hype was quite as overvalued in terms of P/E ratio.
>>61231133she's starving anons you could have saved herbut instead you traded funny money on the internetyou ought to be ashamed
>>61233237Except palantir is growing revenue like 50% every year when tesla is losing revenue every year. It doesn't matter how high the p/e. If they keep growing in revenue it will just keep going up
>>61233249isn't tesla not even profitable without climate credits?
>>61233249How can Palantir possibly keep growing revenue exponentially? Do you expect them to be a 10 trillon $ company in 10 years time? Obviously at some point revenue growth will slow down and the stock will crash down and never recover to ATH because the stock is priced to absolute perfection.
>>61232759dipslurping was yesterday nigger
>>61233113What kinda gay shit is this lol pls stahp
What is your most obscure holding?
>>61233259I dont know but It could be. I wouldn't be surprised at all if its worth 2 trillion by next year
>>61233282USD
>>61233259Why shouldn't PLTR be $10 trillion mcap? Why is NVDA only $5 trillion? If people are willing to pay $200+ for an NVDA share, why not charge them $400? Since the buyers are willing to pay any price for the shares, it's the sellers fault for not selling high enough. NVDA should have a $50 trillion mcap by the end of today and PLTR should be worth infinity trillions, because buyers are always willing to pay the maximum for everything. It's time to take clown market to the logical conclusion
>>61233282PSRU
>>61233290kekYou want a laugh? Check out what the fixed rate for ibonds is set by the government
>>61233282Deez nuts
>>61233296>there are people bag holding for 30 years for a return of less than 1.5%
>>61233282convertible bonds etf
>>61233292Nividias all time high was 30 cents at one point. "Stupid buyers paying the maximum price of 30 cents" " I'm the smart one"
It will all be over soon
>>61233282TIGR
>>61233336>>61233336>>61233336
>>61233282NVDA
>>61233282ZIM and IDA
