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you guys still talk about link?
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>>61430485
People still talk about xrp, bagholding 12 years. Linkies almost a decade. Bagholding is a mental illness, or theyre NPCs
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Awkward timing to fud lmao
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>>61431616
Its not even $15 you mongoloid
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>>61431616
$14

BAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHA
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>>61431626
Yes BTC made sure of that
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>>61431634
>pumps with BTC
>dumps with BTC
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>>61431883
Used to be the opposite, Linkies can’t even use the “it’s being suppressed” excuse anymore kek
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>>61431616
You have stockholm syndrome
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>>61431616
This post really got the fuddies riled up kek
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>be me
>year of our lord 2033
>shitcoins dead, dogecoin down 95% >only thing pumping is my methane intake
>but wait, Chainlink's up 400% in like three days
>tf? thought it died with EOS
>dig into whitepaper, literally says trustless
>lol suuure, like I trust anything that rhymes with bank
>price climbs, I buy five bucks worth because irony
>next morning? twenty dollars
>wake and bake, check twitter
>some retard says oracle update live, now links to Vatican ledger
>what
>post receipt of my token wallet
>wonder if they accept reverse base58 >get ratio'd by actual lizards
>panic sell at fifteen
>price moons to thirty eight
>start hearing whispers at three am
>1Tvx...8mZjw...
>sound like my seed phrase but Turkish
>check again, still only worth fifteen bucks >panic buy back in
>price crashes to four
>panic sell again
>rent-a-cops from Malta kick down door
>take my five bucks
>leave me with IOU from Sergey's fridge
>now every time I reload wallet
>hear bitcoin is dead, chainlink is god in morse
>mfw i'm now the first official chainlink oracle
>at least it's a job



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