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japanese bond yields edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Jobs when it inevitably collapses
https://jobs.mcdonalds.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
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BENCHMARKS

VIX -2.23%
SPX +0.24%
NDX -0.11%
DJI +0.57%
GOLD +0.41%
SILVER +0.52%
BTCUSD +1.41%
TLT 0.00%
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>>61433142
>>61433147
PQTRIQTS
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I have never seen a gayer, more niggersh market in my life.
Every news headline is just meant to give you a small pullback to go higher.
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>>61433142
>>61433147
based
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>>61433229
>He doesn't like making money
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>>61433229
The market is already over bought by historical standards.
Nobody is buying stocks at these levels.
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>>61433142
>>61433147
>Technically posted under a Japanese flag

I guess we're all going to get laid.
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There is now one Nanachi in this thread. May you make big chunky gains in your portfolio
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>>61433261
*hugs you and Nanachi*
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>>61433255
US market was overbought in January. The question is really why other developed markets are now stalling.
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*CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK*
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i imagine this is what hell feels like, only crab
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Okay I showed you mine. Now you show yours.
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>>61433255
checked. just bought 100k more
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>Boss tells me to do something that we discussed in a series of meetings months ago
>Turns out I don't remember how to do it
>Decide he probably won't notice and go back to browsing 4chan
Just another day in the life of an IT wagie
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>/smg/ still isn't talking about GT
I just know retards here will be piling in at $14
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>>61433142
>>61433147
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>>61433291
INTC was the better play
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>>61433297
You can buy more than one stock anon
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Just letting it officially be known that I'm re-entering the game with my silicon gains as a new me outlook.

Rotation?

1.) Deep discount infrastructure tied to government interest rates (which are due to come down.

2.) Coffee and snack

3.) Booze

4.) Womens things & mek'up

5.) Things to wash women with

6.) Cars. The UK government just announced a new tax on the electrocuck mobiles. Ergo.... Expecting increased volume of car sales.

>>61433271
Oi!
No.
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Silver looks like an autistic heartrate monitor.
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> Alex Karp: Sand people cannot and will not ever adopt Western values
PLTR +1.56%
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Stop bouncing you fucking retarded nigger market.
Just go down and stay down
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RIP the market
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>buy CRSR because the CEO slurped some shares
It's not the dumbest thing I've done (yet)
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>tfw sitting in cash
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>>61433339
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>>61433307
Well okay
>>61433335
We love him
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Bobo won again
it's time to apologize.
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>>61433397
>BoboGODS
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>>61433397
Spy is green
how did he win?
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Stifel: S&P 500 to go down to 6350 is the next few months
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It is depressing losing money.
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If SPY makes a new high of day I quit forever
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Is Tom Lee's Santa rally still on the menu, bros?
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>>61433434
F
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>>61433444
They pumped the market when Biden was in office too, the market doesn't care about the President at all
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>bad news
>everything skyrockets after over a week of statistically insane skyrocketing
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>>61433335
Why should or would they? Would this make them western? So why should they?
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STOP PUMPING YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS
FUCK
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>>61433335
based kike
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>>61433424
Literally who
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>>61433455
it's the same price as it was on Friday, November 28th 2025
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I sold my puts
The market is total niggers
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>>61433455
get fucked bitch
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>>61433471
Why did you buy puts? Stocks always go up.
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>>61433480
because according to bobos stocks have to go down because of japanese bonds or something
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The market is rigged.
I quit.
The market never goes down.
Just buy calls every day.
You can even buy calls right now at the top and it will make a new high in 30 mins.
TA does not work any more.
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>>61433497
>according to bobos
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>>61433497
>taking advice from the mentally ill
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>>61433497
>japanese bonds
Qui?
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TA does not work any more.
Right now should be a perfect entry for puts.
But watch SPY make another new high.
Total clown market.
It has nothing to do with Trump.
I voted for Trump.
I want a market with regualar cycles that you an predict.
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martin shkreli got RAPED on his CAPR short

calls up 3000%
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>>61433521
>most predictable year in stock market history
>j-j-j-just k-k-keep buying p-p-puts
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Zero pullback.
They wont even give the bears an inch.
Fucking stupid.
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>>61433521
my TA working, it crossed line, rest on line, now continuing trajectory, your TA prob ass
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I bought Robinhood puts yesterday and now the stock is up $8 since I bought it.
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This is just unfucking fair.
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>>61433544
110% worth it.
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>>61433554
Yes, it is fair in an unfucking way.
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>>61433544
NIGGA THAT'S
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>>61433537
You've got 1 line.
That's the most garbage TA I've ever seen.
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bought the gen bot
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>>61433554
no crying in the casino
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>>61433564
lets see your TA, if not garbage, why is it telling you to buy puts every candle
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>>61433521
The market is unpredictable except on a very long time frame. How are you gonna predict how people will react? You can't it's a massive mess of people with different opinions, biases and information constantly buying and selling
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>>61433137
i told you guys good year was going to break 9 dollars by early dec
+35% since shilled here
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>>61433554
why didn't you just VOO and chill
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Fun fact: if you keep obsessively checking your trade that's crabbing, it makes it go actually!
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we're in the home stretch lads, don't give up hope
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I don't get it
It's the crabbiest of crab days with all the indexes and even most large cap stocks only moving 0.1% in either direction
How is anyone losing money?

Are you neck deep in straddles or something?
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>>61433577
HELLO BLOODIES HERE IS MY TA ANALSYSIS YOU WELCOME BENCHODS THERE IS ANOTHER LINE HIGHER THAT WE CAN GO TO BUT WE GOING DOWN LATER FOR SURE BENCHODS
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>>61433466
>>61433424
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>>61433599
they buy every top and sell every bottom dozens of times a day
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If bears are so smart why do they keep losing money?
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SPY will just crab here at the top until 4pm.
LMAO fuck this gay market.
Fuck these algos and bots.
I'm done.
I will never trade SPY again.
Going back to individual tickers and small caps
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>>61433599
im playing the statistics, and what i trade has had an absolutely insane uptrend the past week and a half. i bet on down, but it decided to defy statistical probability to an even insaner level
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>>61433640
>Going back to individual tickers and small caps
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>>61433503
Nigger it's not that easier being a bvll right now. Most of tech is crabbing, and tech is the only sector that matters.
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REIT or CC ETFs for monthly income? Is it all just about diversification? Or is there some hidden tips?
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>>61433586
Because that's what my wagie 401k does. It will have 300k in it after 20 years of working. No hope.
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>>61433664
invest more
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>>61433656
based ball boy
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Midwit here, why is HOOD so popular?
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>>61433654
We need Mango in Charge to tweet something so we get some volatility to profit off of.
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>>61433672
If I say why I might get a 3 day vacation
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>>61433656
monthly income is a trick. you've been tricked.
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>>61433668
He probably didnt shower that day and was embarassed.
I know that feel, didnt shower much as a teenager but a few girls had crushes on me and tried to back of all the time they got to close.
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>>61433656
throw it all in MSTY and forget about it
it's a sure thing
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>>61433683
he was probably disgusted by the whore walking around with her ass cheeks hanging out of the napkin she calls a skirt all day
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>>61433672
because it was the first brokerage to not openly screw small investors, unfortunately they screw them harder but behind smoke and mirrors
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>>61433677
Oooooo I'll go for.....
1700% tariff on spain and a week long ban on import shoelaces please.
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>world is being jeeted by capitalism
>indo aryan invasion
>was in the "past"
>is really the future
>time is a flat circle
>the pyramids were not built yet since we are in the past
>the pyramids are an illusion
>everything material isn't real

the stock market is a fake reality building machine and index funds are the truth since it represents my entire reality and not an individual companys manifestation
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Calling it, biblical dump on friday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hptKYix4X8

are you shitting me?
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>>61433311
>Deep discount infrastructure tied to government interest rates
How do I become a better value seeker and find information like this? Is it as easy as googling once you've come up with your hypothesis?
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>>61433449
>they pumped the market
Yeah after he reverted all the policies that kept the market it down for over a year. I remember oil went from $4 a gallon to almost $2 before the midterms after domestic drilling restarted.
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>>61433654
>Most of tech is crabbing
If by crabbing you of course mean collapsing. Yes.

You need to stop focusing on just tech and go for something else in the meantime. It's massively, yugely, over pumped right now. It'll take at least 6-18 months to come back down to semi-sane levels.

I mean, to put / keep it in context, nvidjya is currently worth 40x what intel is and they don't make a single chip themselves. Which should be a little concerning.
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>economy loses 50,000 jobs
>dow up 300 points
shouldnt AOC be on about this
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>Ford announces that it is down 61% EV sales YoY
>Stock up 1.5%
????
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>>61433751
>>61433757
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what do you think the percentage of investors who are using their actual money and not their wealthy parents inheritance
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>>61433730
Long chats with the AI (use Gemini).

Those companies I listed are all government type real estate owners (schools, hospitals, gp surgeries etc) and the prices went down because the interest rates where high. But now the interest rates are going in the opposite direction.
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>>61433751
>>61433757
dead cat bounce
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>>61433710
Indians aren't Indo-Aryan you retard the Indo-Aryans come from the Sintashta who themselves are the result backward migration of the Corded Ware back to the Steppe who mixed with Proto-Iranians on their migration and went into and conquered India the closest relatives of the Sintashta today are northwest Europeans
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>>61433701
Korean tennis fashion is cuter than W*stern tennis fashion
>>61433747
> nvidjya is currently worth 40x what intel is and they don't make a single chip themselves. Which should be a little concerning.
What kind of stupid argument is that? Nvidia designs the chips and they get massive amounts of revenue from it. It doesn't matter whether they build the wafers themselves.
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>>61433781
>It doesn't matter whether they build the wafers themselves.
Despite the fact you previously had trump demanding things are manufactured in the US, and then Biden saying the same thing. And now trump saying the same thing, again.
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Deadmarketcember
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I can’t help but think this is just the beginning of the ai run.
I feel like the silver price increase is correlated to this since it will likely be used in a lot of tech.
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nigger market
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>>61433811
Techs only going to continue growing over the decades yeah. One thing everyone takes for granted is figuring everyone on the planet already has several flagship smart phones, consoles and 50" 4k TVs. They obviously don't in places like south east Asia, south America or Africa. But they will. Eventually.

We're currently just in a massively hyped pomp.
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would you buy this chart?
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>>61433830
This. If you told someone 20 years ago you'd have what we have today they would never believe it. There will be downturns of course but who knows what kind of tech we'll have in 2045
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>>61433830
There'll be a real pandemic someday from urban slums and their flying toilets in those places. Since COVID was so hyped, people won't see the big one coming.
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>>61433842
We’re going to be paying car+ sized payments on ai driven robots that can be fornicated with. Everyone will want one. They will be as common as motor vehicles. Massive industry.
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White man's market
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>>61433862
how much for a 4 foot tall one with A cups?
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>>61433840
Terrawulf
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Why are anons trying to short again? We had a small correction last month, it’s time to pump now. Stop doing The Big Short, you are not visiting Lake City strippers at their house to do your research. Just buy something and make money instead of losing it.
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>>61433843
>There'll be a real pandemic someday
the_benchotening.wav.exe
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I'm now fully invested, no more cash (excluding emergency fund).

I met my savings goals for a second year in a row: 50% of my after tax income.
I was hoping to hit 6 digits this year but I don't think this will happen. It peaked at €98,965 on 8th October.
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News doesn't matter until market makers decide news matters.
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>>61433890
the only relevant market maker is smg
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>>61433887
why in the FUCK would you all in rn we are primed for getting DICK IN OUR ASS any day now
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>>61433862
Delusional, notice how the one thing none of these AI companies have never touched or even considered in the history of their company's business models, despite it being the one thing everyone does with them behind closed doors, is porn.

They would rather go bankrupt than let one coomer enjoy their product and it's time to accept that. AIDungeon went from having the LLM sexbot monopoly to irrelevance in a month because they couldn't stand the idea that even one coomer was using their bots to get their rocks off on. You're never getting your AI sexbots, you'll get barely functional autists who roleplay as an extremely polite asshole at the DMV with you forever unless you get jailbroken bots.
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MUX is doing good, I think it's the copper spike today
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>>61433900
If I stopped putting money in whenever I thought the market is overvalued, I'd have stopped years ago.

I'm not good at timing the market, just got to ride it out whatever happens.
My only skill is being patient and consistent, so I'll play to my strengths and keep stacking.
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AHHH CHECK THE CHART IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT WEBSITE
SCHD UP BIGLY!!
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>>61433917
5% more and itll be up 0% since a year ago!
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I'm finished accumulating. I demand the stocks I own to start going up NOW.
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>>61433906
It's because corporate culture caters to women (and black and gays) because they are the impulsive shoppers. Tech should be more immune to that, but since the companies have their fingers in so many sectors they'd rather not risk a boycott.
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the demons living in 683 have moved up to 684...
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This is a low volume day it appears. How much longer do you think the overall bull market can run?
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>>61433950
Already exhausted the travel aspect for now unfortunately, they're all private companies.
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>>61433970
For big memory? Start of Q3
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How do these homos manage to cross their legs so femininely? My hips are too narrow to even force it, let alone do it relax.
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>>61433970
Until you break
Until you yield
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>>61433977
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>futures
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>>61433977
And Bessent wearing a single-breasted jacket buttoned while sitting down, that's very uncomfortable (and flat out wrong).
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>>61433977
you must be obese hugging your balls tightly with your own thighs is the patricians choice
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>>61433991
At least he's got a haircut that requires some skill, being tapered properly, unlike the common been-cutting-my-own-hair-since-college billionaire look.
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>>61434002
i have mike tyson thighs
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>>61433284
Bocana Resources
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>>61433977
>he doesnt know
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>>61434014
You're shilling too hard, you're supposed to fudd your bags if you want them to go up
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>>61433977
you are obese if you cannot double cross your legs
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In 50 years, I will be spending my late 70s going balls deep in ai robots.
Cumming massive loads every single night thanks to modern (future) supplements and medical advances.
Can you not say the same?
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>>61433917
So much salt over SCHD. Good work bro
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is this good or bad for my nvidia bags?
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>@I can feel, the baggies cum'in in the air to'nigh.... Oh law'ed....@
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>>61433341
Buying CRSR at the top was one of the dumbest things I've done
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>>61433906
What exactly do you think will be the factors that will make real life kind of a cyberpunk topia?
Augmented bodies like in Deus Ex or Cyberpunk 2077?
No way.
It will be small backalley robotics shops offering aftermarked mods for your domestic android turning it into a sexbot.
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>>61433137
Thoughts on UiPath? earnings today
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Today I quit.
They released a headline to draw the Bobos out of hibernation and then smashed them.
Gayest nigger market rally of all time.
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>>61434139
I was so proud to make $6k in 24hrs by playing yesterday's gold dip perfectly, but now I'm down $2k after putting my gains in SOXS. Doesn't really make sense to me.
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>>61434129
Not sure. But I want / need it to become a reality. Possibly holographic re-spray jobs.
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lads, what are some silver and some nuclear energy stocks that you like so I can research?
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>>61434171
>I made money when I longed and lost money when I shorted
lesson learned
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BITCH BASTERD MARKET
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Do I buy back my INTC? I’m looking through a bunch of websites for pre-builta. i also have some physical silver I can sell. I do need a new computer bros… I wanna play the new elder scrolls on launch.
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>>61434129
>It will be small backalley robotics shops offering aftermarked mods for your domestic android turning it into a sexbot.
Unfortunately we don't live in a cyberpunk dystopia, just a regular one that's boring and inefficient. Domestic androids will have specific lockouts to keep them from being sexbots because none of these will ever be sold to you, only licensed. To add insult to injury, they'll look like the awful gumby creation that OpenAI was trying to push.

The biggest hurdle to fucking them is that they're going to be made to the proportions of fat Filipino midgets and thus no one will want to fuck them. You're going to have to wait until the sexdoll industry starts gutting them and putting them into realdolls, and even then they'll randomly brick when AI companies realize you're misusing their 'licensed' hardware through the 10 layers of telemetry the existing ones already have. You're not getting one until you can run a local model that can do everything it can and integrate through an open source rube goldberg machine to off-the-shelf robotics. Which may never happen, because again we're not allowed to own anything. Anything we buy is just licensed.
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>>61434211
Build your own PC anon
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>>61434216
I’m not able to use economies of scale and get better purchasing power.
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>>61434211
>customer support ai generated stock image uses nerd-e qt to lure in the target demographic
maybe ai isnt a bubble
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>>61433349
>cash
I'm not feeling that comfy anymore. I guess it's nice that I could lay flat for literally 10 years or more and ride anything out, but I'm losing my purchasing power here and I'm not even hoping for a recession because it would fuck everything.
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Sirs why is boomer Dow beating my beautiful S and PP
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We arent getting another sell off again are we...
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hello madarchods the bloody fuck market waiting for drumpf to start speaking praise the orange bloody he will send india to superpower 2032 fucking bitch
i am put and called you fuckings i will redeem one for big money be richest gujarat in whole marajat of bloody fucking bitch benchod
so pls saars do the needful buy the cheap
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>>61434263
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>>61434212
>Realdoll after-market modded AI bot tries to give you handjob
>Silicone arm hasn't been attached correctly by benchod backstreet modshop
>Arm falls off right at peak edge
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My past 3 months have been wacky
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>TRUMP'S PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING
HERE WE GO FUCKING CRABBING AGAIN
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>>61434052
You'll be lucky to afford your $200 a month streaming service and $400 internet.
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>>61434227
I found her lads. The one.

So nervous right now ngl.
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We really got fucked by this fucking nigger government shutdown at the end because of the rate cut uncertainty it created
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>>61434314
Based. Just don't ask to speak to a real agent or you'll be connected to Prajesh and the illusion will shatter.
>captcha: DD00M
Spooky
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Don't feel bad bobos
maybe your AI bubble japan carry trade unwind doom and gloom will come true one day
don't forget to pray
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>>61434314
Ask he about why you CANT BUY FUCKING MICRON RAM AGAIN.
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I shouldve known not to sell SOXL at 35 when some retard anon sold puts on SOXS
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>>61433137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIfkgC7ZPiQ
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>>61434211
There are so many sites and stores where you can spot them a $50 bill and have them assemble your own personally chosen parts for you that I don't know what degree of brain damage you have to have to buy a massively overpriced pre-built filled with crap no one wants
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Am i thinking about dividends correctly?
When considering dividend stocks, one should:
1. Have a long time horizon for the position
2. View time accrued (and thus dividends received) as inherently derisking your original position
These seem to be very slightly conflicting. If i like a stock and I like it for the next 10 years, why would I want to also mitigate it's risk with the same instrument, when I could just hedge the position with completely different exposure?
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>>61434051
what the fuck? what am i even looking at? how does she do that? it's like an escher painting. what the fuck
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>>61434211
>2k
>4th strongest consumer Nvidia GPU this gen

your dollar is worth nothing
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BENCHMARKS
>POWER HOUR

VIX -3.44%
SPX +0.44%
NDX +0.22%
DJI +0.99%
GOLD +0.08%
SILVER +0.03%
BTCUSD +1.77%
TLT +0.34%
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>>61434407
only 1% of the population can sit like this
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>>61434423
Beating all the benchmarks today (for now)
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>>61434423
Silversisters, I don't feel so good. Did we boughted at the tippedy top?
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>>61434464
Nah, just reloading for another leg up.
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/smg/ is the least organic thread on 4chan. Every post here is designed to manipulate you.
>hahaha, you mean the government would really try to shill on 4chan haha you're so crazy
>they would never ever do that XXDDD
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>>61434489
The animeposters are the only real posters here
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>>61434347
disgusting kike
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>tfw ONDScel
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>>61434464
sissy chill out just 10 dolar above 1980 athh!!! remeber last run it only wented 2 dolar above!! we beated 2011 by 8 dolalrs bullish!
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>>61434489
damn that's crazy
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>>61434489
Meds. The combined networth of smg is like $2, we dont influence anything lmao
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>>61434489
>He's still seething about those puts
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I have 3 stocks that are +2% today and thanks to MSFT my whole port is basically crabbing
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>>61434513
This place creates memes that control the rest of the internet and you know it, you dishonest 1PBTID glownigger.
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>>61434489
you are so mad lmao
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>>61434533
Well we did put out goyslop (which was distilled down to -slop)
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>>61434533
One of the biggest gainers has been carving, nobody here talks about it.
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>>61434554
Carvana*
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>>61434187
>Silber?
AG, SLVR, Hycroft
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> no news
> nothing happens
WHY is it like this bro
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HELLOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
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Kinda weird how all the bubble and rate cut jitters disappeared and there’s a bunch of bullish news all at once. Not suspicious at all
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>>61434052
My parents can barely walk in their 50s, there better be some real medical advancements
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>>61434011
give them back
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BENCHMARKS
>30 minutes to go

VIX -3.44%
SPX +0.42%
NDX +0.33%
DJI +0.97%
GOLD +0.10%
SILVER +0.11%
BTCUSD +1.91%
TLT +0.29%
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>>61434579
What happened to them
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>>61434574
It's almost as if they just made up reasons to explain why we were dumping
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>>61434583
you're a very good anon
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>>61434596
I hope it's not a bot because that anon is a blessing and a reminder that humanity is worth saving.
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>>61434596
thanks fren
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>>61434608
I'm real anon
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>>61434489
that's fucking retarded. /smg/ is the only good thread on this shit board
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Finishing off sessions highs would help the cope.
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>>61434614
I hope you live long and prosper, anon. :)
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niggers
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>>61434634
based
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>NVDA
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Is this a safe buy?
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>>61434574
waht was the bullish news?
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>>61434649
When will the NVDA bubble pop, boys? Any guesses?
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>>61434673
a fortnight
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I just paid $6.25 for a medium Starbucks coffee, what's worse is that my investments were down today
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>>61434684
kek
>>61434685
Stop drinking coffee. Drink milk if you must drink something
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>>61434656
Short answer - no.

Long answer - it depends on the details of the stock. Why are they trending down? Are there any positive/warning signs? How do the company's fundamentals look?

Start with the first question, it's usually not that hard to find the answer.

You could just post the ticker, board's anonymous, right?
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>>61434685
at least hte coffee made you feel better right
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>>61434685
>$6.25
did it come with a handjob or something? that's insane.
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>>61434696
Oh shit! Its mocha and it's fucking bomb!!
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>>61434685
was he cute tho?
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why the fuck did Tesla go up 4% today
is this compltee clown market?
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>>61434685
>>61434696
There was a story in the Atlantic about coffee prices
>Today, all told, coffee in the U.S. is nearly 40 percent more expensive than it was a year ago. >Futures for arabica coffee—the beans most people in the world drink—have increased by almost a dollar since July

I didn't consider it but maybe I should be buying coffee bean futures, lol
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Market topped out. See you guys in 40 years.
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>nvda goes down
>soxl goes up
>soxs goes down
back to the work camps i go
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>>61434714
Probably just random short-term volatility.

Not familiar with Tesla stock's inner workings. I do see lots of Teslas on the roads where I live, so they at least have something behind them, unlike how they were a few years ago.
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>>61434684
btw someone recently leaked that Fortnite has a big government contract upcoming
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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SCORECARD

VIX -2.65%
SPX +0.31%
NDX +0.29%
DJI +0.86%
GOLD +0.01%
SILVER +0.06%
BTCUSD +1.83%
TLT +0.26%
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>>61434717
Jesse Livermore tried that during WWI but lost his bet because the government intervened
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>>61434739
-12%. Back in 5 figure hell. Still short the entire market. Bloodbath by friday.
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>>61434735
That was me. Announcement is supposed to be between now and 12/15/. I wouldn't be surprised if they did it on a weekend to trigger a pump the next morning.
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>>61434739
+0.70%

Just buy and hold TQQQ this week simple as
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>>61434739
Didn't get my limit order triggered so nothing. Down 2% for the month, so like a hundred bucks
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TOP S&P GAINERS

MCHP +12.167%
ON +11.014%
VRTX +6.921%
ODFL +6.917%
HUM +6.183%
HOOD +6.106%
APA +5.894%
FISV +5.867%
LYV +5.811%
TPL +5.788%
CDNS +5.715%
CRL +5.671%
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this market is an absolute joke
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>>61434739
Today: +0.10%
This Week: -0.10%
This Month: -0.10%
This Year: -46.17%
crabbed, but all because of one stock, I would have done a lot better except for that, hopefully it goes up tomorrow
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what the fuck is MOBX why did i buy this?
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TOP S&P LOSERS

ARE -10.05%
PSKY -7.269%
SNDK -5.342%
NFLX -4.929%
COR -4.38%
DOC -4.157%
LYB -3.663%
UHS -3.574%
CVS -3.375%
TTD -3.354%
STX -3.073%
MCK -2.932%
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>>61434739
+2.65%
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Are most anons in this thread day traders? Or do some of you actually do value investing?
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>>61434739
Today: +2.3%
7 days: + 5.2%

Breddy satisfied. As always I basically exclusively do leveraged tech plays.
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>>61434685
>I just paid $6.25 for a medium Starbucks coffee
Cheers.
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>>61434739
+1.74%

Thinking about jettisoning SOFI
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>>61434770
I'm hodling minors
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>>61434395
Can you shill me some examples?
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>>61434770
>do some of you actually do value investing?
So long as it provides near instant gratification. Yes.
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>>61434786
Just spend an hour and build the thing yourself. ATX builds are so easy to do
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>>61434770
I do neither, I mainly do momentum options plays. Mainly bull call spreads with expiry days of 20-90 days.
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>>61434739
>DING DING DING DING DING
>How did it go today?!?!

Santa is gently stroking me, getting me warmed up for the big Christmas blow off rally
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>>61434787
That still sounds like day trading bruv
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"Fell for it again" for like the fourth time this year with SOXS. Was looking at ZSL short silver but went with the PE100 sector.
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>>61434770
If the nasdaq is going to go up, I hold TQQQ. if it is going to go down, I switch to QID.
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>>61434789
I did a mITX passively cooled build about a decade ago.

Never.
Again.

It's nice that it's essentially 100% silent and I haven't the heart to throw it in the bin but it was major pain in the ass getting it all squeezed in there and trying to find compatible parts. mITX boards are also vastly overpriced even used for what they can do as well.
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>>61434758
Thanks for posting (in a way). If I ever find a reason to explain it to someone, I would use your chart as an example why it's ultimately worse for your wealth to not be able to stomach downturns and realize losses, rather than sitting them out and waiting for the recovery.
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>>61434733
Tesla has negative growth
there is zero reason for the stock to go up until it hits 20 dollars a share
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>>61434739
not checking, I hold good companies that should go up later this month when the Santa Rally kicks off in earnest
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>>61434739
2.30%
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>>61434790
Sounds blood pumping
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>VOO
Kek
Baggies
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>>61434811
You're welcome!
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Given options is basically a 50/50 shot. Why do I continue to lose money? I'm not even talking time value or crabbing. I lose money because I buy calls and the stock goes down or I buy puts and the stock goes up. It feels really unfair. Like my luck can not be this bad, but it is.
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>>61434770
huh trading? What are you into baseball? I'm here for the memes bruv
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>>61434770
i do the opposite of what the /biz/ fud is cooking
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>>61434673
When the Q4 and annual reports come out, so before March 2026. The companies they invested in (CRWV and APLD) are unprofitable, full of debt, and mutually dependent on each other and NVDA. Amazon and Google (two of NVDA's biggest customers) are designing their own chips.

>>61434783
>minors
The FBI would like to know your location.
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>>61434822
Zoom out
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>>61434789
Nah i’m lazy and I was also overrunning on costs when I was checking pc part picker.

I usually stream to my steam deck anyways.
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>>61433137
Told you nigger about UiPath no response
It's up 12% after hours niggers, after the earnings
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>watching Joe Rogan and Jensen Huang podcast
>Jensen, net worth $180 billion, has an android and not an iPhone

what the fuck?
how am I supposed to hold nvidia after learning this?
I didn't know they were being led by a pleb
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>>61434841
Interesting answer, thanks fren
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>>61434887
>likes the Pixel
>doesn't use Graphene
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>>61434887
>not an iPhone
He's Chinese. Obviously he's not going for the big brand label.
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>>61434887
He probably has some custom software on the phone which is trivial with Android but nontrivial with iOS
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>still holding SOXL
>still winning
At this point I'm also holding so I can split the gains into gains from this year, and then gains in next year. That'll reduce my tax burden.
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Nassim Taleb: History is Repeating Itself
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Bullish?
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>>61434895
NP anon. If you want to replicate my method, I started with Mike Burry's shorts and worked backwards from there. His shorts expire in March with a strike price of $140, so he's clearly expecting something to happen by then. I'm just trying to figure out what.

This crash will either be a once-in-a-lifetime golden opportunity, or it will break us all.
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>>61434827
You can buy calls and stock goes up and still lose money
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>>61434957
it really is this easy, I told retards to buy SOXL in April and wait for 60
it literally cannot get any easier
just wait for the decay nigger to pop up again and spout some retarded monkey shit about how "it's no that simple, I actually eat and hurl my own feces while I type about decay"
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>>61435009
>>61434957
Top signal
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>>61434739
+2.5%
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>>61434887
he used up his conspicuous spending nigger mana on his leather, or maybe he doesn't want to be seen as an iToddler, either way, it makes him less of a nigger
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>>61435009
>decay nigger
I enjoyed laughing at him. Imagine being that retarded. Like I understanding SOXL has traditionally been beaten back down once it hits 60, but we were buying it at historic lows. There was such an insanely low chance of failure when buying SOXL under 10 dollars a share.
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>>61435036
>>61435009
>SOXLGODS
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>>61435026
kek, good luck with your SOXL puts sweetie
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>>61435042
Why yes, I am. How did you notice?
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>>61434739
+16% today
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>>61434506
I'm a DPROchad. Our CEO smokes meth like the Pillow guy, it's awesome.
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>>61435054

>>61435054
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>>61434770
I go through the value investing cuck ritual anon. Mostly in cash in my play account .
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>>61434827
You have to be more conservative. Don't treat options like a lottery ticket and don't let potential gains of 5:1 cloud your judgment. The VERY BEST options plays have around 1:1 ratio, i.e. a 100% return on capital. This is already quite a lot.
Select strike prices that are less far out of the money (or more in the money for some other instruments).
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>>61434827
>Given options is basically a 50/50 shot
flawed premise to begin with dumbass
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>>61435081
With proper research and entry, I managed roughly 125%-150% more often. Gotta find the right stock on a solid bull run, of course.
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>>61435009
I yield to you Sir, David soxl . I should have gone all in on soxl when you spoke about it . All the academic talk about decay was useless and for retards that will hold something forever.
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>>61435053
Are you SOXL shill?
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>>61434827
listen deeply to your instincts
then do the opposite
take advantage of your retardation
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>>61433977
im a manlet, i got big quads and hamstrings, i'd crush my nuts if i did that. I cross my leg steve austin style, always have.



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