I'm starting a vegan meat business but my vegan sausages are not a hit. What can I do differently? Is it a marketing issue?
>>61434479this is shit. No wonder that no one buys those. Literally shitlogs.
>>61434479>turds
You need to put them in a casing
People are still vegan? I thought that fad died out 8 years ago
I-is this a hidden logposter thread?
Looks like poopoodoodoodookieNot what I'd want to see on my plate
Try selling them in India
>>61434514mmm linkies
>>61434479dont market vegan meatdo beans and rice
>>61434479Add some sauce. Just for the looks.
>>61434479Label them as presucked
>>61434479You need to shape them like dicks. Vegans love dicks shoved lovingly into all of their holes.
>>61434843ROFLI was living in shithole Asia for a while and an expat decided to start a vegan pizzeria. Not a pizzeria that had some vegan options, but a "fuck you for even suggesting allowing meat in here" pure 100% vegan pizza establishment.I felt bad for him because he lost 100% of his savings trying to keep that place running for six months, but who the fuck wants shitty söy-cheese and söy-pepperoni anywhere near their tastebuds?
>>61434479they need some vegan™ casing
>>61434479The bar for vegan food is low. Artificial sausages that look like real logs of shit might sell.
>>61435363how do you make pizza without cheese?is there a vegetable that gets melty?
>>61435564it's like whipped plant oils and some stabilizers and food coloring to make it looks like melty cheese >>61434479kek fucking turds. at least this turd shitter looks like they are eating vegan fiberous bulky foods!
Hire a couple dozen Indians to make ‘em, nigger.
>>61434871gross lmao
>>61434479make regular sausages and name them "I can't believe it's no vegan!" sausages so that the vegans mistakenly think it's vegan because of the gay name and don't realize they're eating real meat and their body will latch onto it like an oasis in a desert and force them to crave more.
>>61435333I have a vegan friend who is more masculine than you. Chuds confirmed for low iq.
Fucking Poe's law are those literal turds or real product that looks like turds?
>>61434479Switch to organic garloid farming
For a while i thought it is air dry feces of some animals
>>61434479>logposting in 2025
>>61435740It's enough for one guy to notice, let the jew inside him run wild and drag OP through infinite lawsuits.
>>61434479this would be a fucking sensation in Mumbai
>>61434479have you tried not making food that looks like literal turds
What the fuck, they do NOT look like turds!!!!
>>61435835I believe I see pieces of o-n-i-o-n-s inside them.
>>61435835You can see the imprint from a twisted plastic casing in the log in one of the broken bits in the bottom of the image.
>>61434514 Is right. Here is a video on how to do ithttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-IphNGXfxhw&pp=ygUYU2F1Y2VzdGFjaGUgdmVnYW4gY2FzaW5nAlso make them healthy and cheap. Buying fake meat that is more expensive than real meat is annoying. What is the protein base? People are terrified of onions, you might want to go with pea protein, although it isnt subsidized (i assume you are a burger) and will cost more.
>>61435741Triggered!go eat a gluten free muffin in your safe space
>>61434479Sell them in India. A lot of those guys are vegan, and they love to eat stuff that looks like this.
>>61434479Stinkie Linkies
>>61434514PETA making stupid ads all year long and yet when there's garloid abuse out in the open they're silent.
>>61438812You mean ꜱoy?
>>61434479Andy sixx?
>go to /b/>see poop threads >go to /bant/>see poop threads >go to /biz/>see poop threadsWhat is it with the terminally autistic and posting poop? Can't you eat some crayons or something instead?
vegan food sales is a GREAT concept…unfortunately, customers end up severing their mortal coils
>>61434479>What can I do differently?Put meat in them and sell them as vegan.
>>61439283Kekkkk
>>61439286Poop and farts have been funny since the dawn of human civilization (cf. Aristophanes' "The Clouds").
>>61439329ngl miring the dedication to this level of femoidism
>>61437737Kek
>>61439266no
>>61438848>that video>literal baseđak
hahhaha poop
>>61439266>ꜱoy
>>61434479Add desiccated Kim chi. Intriednit once with what making falafels and they were decent. Also don't sell sausages without meat in them, they're much better made of meat.
>>61434479Vegans be all meat is murder but will slobber over dicks all night. What's that about
The weakest minds and people, are people who virtue signal like every vegan people have ever met, wait and count when you introduce or meet one and see how long it takes them to let people know they are vegansOther signs include being roped into environmentalist scam culture feminism aka white knighting or anything else that they can virtue signal throughAll these guys will do what they can to virtue signal because that's the hill they stand on, not success achievement or being good people, it's always how people perceive themVirtue signalers have small dicks almost always, easy to fool, even easier to bait. Incels will incels
>>61434479"geez, i wonder why people wont eat my turd shaped and colored food?"
>>61441543he who destroys must rebuild if the thing destroyed was not evil in in intention.>>61434479 OP, how about this: try to make a product that goes well on a kebab spinny thing. vegan kebab. the texture is similar to your product and it wont look like shit.
>>61435564Daiya, I dated a vegan for a while and she more or less hated vegan cheese and just ate pizza without it. Its pretty disgusting Somethings just cannot be faked.
>>61434479You're going to go out of business. Try selling meat sausages.
>>61434479turn them into krabby patties instead
Why don't vegans just eat some beans or even tofu? Why they gotta make it all look like meat?
>>61440760ᏚOYᏚoYᏚOyᏚoyꜱOYꜱOyꜱoYꜱoyThis isn't /pol/, retard.
>>61442155Holy shit a roflcopter just flew over my house.
>>61435564>how do you make pizza without cheese?As >>61435584 wrote, it's just faked up stuff. There are several different types. One is made from cashews somehow. The main takeaway is that they all suck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sb3Sg1BxBY>Easy cashew mozzarella recipe with 6 pantry-friendly ingredients: cashews, tapioca flour, nutritional yeast, garlic powder, sea salt, and lemon juice.
>>61435741Just because I love dog dick doesn't make me a femboy. (On mobile so my ID changed overnight.)
>>61442155desu it's impossible to keep track of what Hiroshimoot is doing with the fucking word filter. "Onions" used to get changed to "onions" even on fucking /ck/. How do you discuss a common food product when every time you type it it gets changed to something else?
Cut it with real sausage and watch your sales go through the roof. Call them Surpassing Vegan sausages
>>61442155Oh fuck you, you got me, looks like s-o-y still gets changed here. What did you do, use a different-font unicode for some of those characters? I usually just use umlauts, see >>61435363>söy
>>61434514garloids?
>>61434479Is it a good or bad sign that biz is talking about buisness outside of crypto?
>>61442307Lmao.
>>61442307/biz/ talking about business ideas is strictly bear market behavior.
>>61434514
>>61442241I am the Grand Wizard of 4chan. I get to say ꜱoy all I like.
>>61443324>ꜱoyThe Unicode character "ꜱ" is theLATIN LETTER SMALL CAPITAL S, with the code point U+A731, found in the Latin Extended-D block, used to represent a small capital 'S' for specific linguistic or stylistic purposes, distinct from the standard 's' (U+0073) or 'S' (U+0053).So yeah.
>>61434479Sell meat faggot
>>61443348Ꮪoy boys like you typing shit into ChatGPT don't impress grand wizards like me.
>>61443706basedboysmustperish
>>61435584>it's like whipped plant oils and some stabilizers and food coloring to make it looks like melty cheeseRemember that oreos, cheetos, and mcdonalds French fries are all vegan.Vegan people are not healthier, they're eating even more hyper processed food than normal.They aren't eating anything remotely close to what a gatherer could find without killing a boar.
