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meta edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Jobs when it inevitably collapses
https://jobs.mcdonalds.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
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BENCHMARKS

VIX -0.87%
SPX +0.21%
NDX +0.20%
DJI +0.11%
GOLD +0.09%
SILVER -1.52%
BTCUSD -0.88%
TLT -0.18%
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Another week of shorting Coreweave...
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FUCKING GO DOWN FOR FUCKING ONCE HOLY SHIT
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>>61438463
no
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>>61438424
QCLS meme stock by shkreli. Get in now before its too late
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>>61438476
I'm waiting for a good entry
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>>61438448
>Another week of shorting Coreweave...
I DCA's cutting my price in half, waiting for a bit of a run then I am going to dump that shit for a profit finally
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I solded META at today's premarket top for a decent profit after bagholding for a long time. It will probably turn out to be a bad decision, but I don't trust the company to reach its ATH anymore.
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>>61438478
Good entry was this morning at 4.60 lmao
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LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS~
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>Metaverse was such a flop that announcing budget cuts for it causes your stock to poomp
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Why is tqqq shitting
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>>61438490
nigger
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>>61438494
>Meta's Mark Zuckerberg is expected to meaningfully cut resources for building the so-called metaverse, an effort that he once framed as the future of the company and the reason for changing its name from Facebook.

>despite it being the future of the company and the reason the companies' name was changed.
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>MSFT shitting the bed
>again
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>>61438504
Marky Mark needs to steal another good idea, his ideas suck
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>>61438476
Formerly thursday night football pharmaceuticals…. They run around creating fake companies and then pump them…
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when is this shit crashing i got a fat amount sitting in the bank rn
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>tesla is pumping without me
>just because of a shit mistake by my broker
BURN IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61438518
Yeah its a meme whats the problem. Make some money
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WHY IS GOOGLE CRASHING AGAIN FFS
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>>61438518
That lizard has his scales all over it…

https://www.benzinga.com/markets/equities/25/12/49202597/martin-shkreli-takes-position-in-qcls-leveraging-microsofts-optical-computing-roadmap-for-bull-case-100-is-my-near-term-target?mod=mw_quote_news
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>>61438504
I just bought more land in the metaverse. Now I'm getting paid cash with Altas Earth.
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>>61438511
I need $517 just to break even. Fuck Sam Altman and OpenAnus. I should've sold when it hit my price target, but I got greedy.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AMZN continues to be the worst-performing stock in my portfolio. The fuck is wrong with this thing, it's effectively been flat for almost an entire year now. Every time it starts moving it just goes right back to the mean.
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Silver is DONE FOR.
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>>61438476
Great website… really got a product that will surprise the public into thinking how fake this stock market is… thanks for the ammo…

https://www.qctechnologies.com/#quantum
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>>61438548
if they cant be trusted to get people to watch lotr, they cant be trusted to do anything
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>>61438552
how many here put all their money into miners only to get dumped on now that Silver is going back to 30?
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>>61438562
They still haven't fired Dumb and Dumber working on it?
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>it's officially a red day
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>>61438566
I did
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Should've sold NVDA over $183 today. This shit is more likely to collapse than leave the $180s at this rate.
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>>61438576
its gonna crab till jpow gets off his ass, just condor your way to victory
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I just keep sinking lower and lower
My life is literally over
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There is now one Nanachi in this thread. Make big fluffy gains in your portfolio
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I'm spooked
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>>61438562
LAWD LAWD DEM RANGZ
DEM RANGZ OF POWAH
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>>61438514
Ahem.
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>>61438566
I put just under 10K in a bullion ETF near the top and got out today and managed to break even
not one of my greatest moments but at least I didn't fuck my shit up too much
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>>61438591
LMFAO and I thought I was having a bad year!

WTF did you do anon?
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>>61438576
>this
>red
its fucking nothing
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>>61438590
I have to meditate on what actions to take today, like some warrior monk preparing for battle
>>61438591
What are we looking at? It can't be your total 'folio, right?
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>USA Factory Orders (MoM) For September 0.2% Vs 1.3% Prior
That's bullish right?
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>>61438619
Yup, increases chances for rate cuts.
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>>61438610
Had everything with GALT. Fullported it at 2.2 but sold at 2.9 because my paychecks got me less and less shares each month so i daytraded and my port went down to 100 until 2 weeks ago where i decided to touch options to win back fast
Fml
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I feel I was raped on this nigger Thursday morning
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>>61438640
Also I should've been more adamant about my mom backing out of Kroger, for she is now raped too
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>>61438591
>leverage niggas be like
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>>61438642
Who raped your mom?
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>>61438646
Kroger (and her greed for not backing out at a couple percent profit)
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>>61438643
Joke's on you, I would be deep underwater today if Meta didn't singlehandedly muscle me out of that hole.
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>>61438638
What are you going to do next?
I suggest all in on
GRRR $30 calls
GAMB $10 calls
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>>61435270
TOTAL AI DEATH
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>>61438638
>GALT
Bro, just buy the biotech 3x ETF LABU. It's good enough and prevents you being married to just one bio stock.
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why is even a single red day not allowed?
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I need QCLS to limit down
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>>61438666
Doombull thesis
This is the fakest and gayest market in history. Literally nothing can be allowed to drag it down for longer than a month or so
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yep just boughted more BYND
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>>61438655
Have to yolo SPX til im down to 0 dollar. Im way too far gone now
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>>61438666
There was plenty of red just 2 weeks ago. We Santa Rally now
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nigger stock with nigger """investors"""
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>>61438666
Christmas trees are green satan
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>>61438661
>LABU
JNJ is arguably the safest bio stock and outperformed it this year, and that's not even including the dividend. The five year chart is also grim. Down 99%.
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>>61438666
because god hates bobos satan
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>>61438685
This is what I just felt once MSTR turned positive when I had the inverse ETF running on them
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>TSLA
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>>61438591
You're 125% in six months. You're doing awesome.
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THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
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>>61438683
>JNJ
wow its doing pretty well this year. I do need some pharma stocks.
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>>61438704
Line going up, feeling good bobos
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>61438704
>>61438714
I was taking a huge dump, what did I miss?
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>>61438702
Tell me that when i win back my mothers money (140k+) this month
Holy fuck i couldve retired her why am i so fucking dumb
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>>61438720
bobos were winning for five seconds now its back to crabbing
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>>61438723
>Gambling with other people's money
Wew lad
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>>61438728
Literally the only smart way to gamble anon
What do you think a hedge fund is
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Umm, bobros? I don't feel so good?!
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i bought some convertable bonds. i'm going to a christmas dinner party tomorrow night and will be bragging that i own convertible bonds. i'm not sure what they are or if they're good, but it will make me sound smart.
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>>61438723
Shades of that anon who blew all his brother's money on HGRAF after selling all his MAG7 stocks.
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So we just crabbing until fomc?
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Anybody looking at RAMP? It looks like it's about to come out of a long accumulation period.
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>>61438728
The best thing is im living in her house right now and havent been working since september
Last post, need to distract myself with porns and video games to keep me sane. I refuse to believe my luck is this fucking dogshit
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>>61438737
Can you convert them back into money?
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Finally beating the market by .1% after a full stressful year with lots of risk. I'm winning...
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>>61438747
no idea
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>>61438750
*hugs you*
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>>61438746
Bro if your stock is not complete shitware and it has the volatility to swing downwards 33% in a day then that means it can also swing upwards 33% in a day. Just don't realize your losses now and once you reached an acceptable level of loss or even back to break even quit it and never try that again.
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>FTNT
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>>61438737
>buying a convertible
>in late autumn
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>>61438758
what if it's sunny in autumn where he lives?
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687.39 by eod ez
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>APLD: +5.55%
Jesus
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>>61438757
Cute
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Santa rally coming early, going to be money this month
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Good call by the KOLD anon yesterday
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>injured shoulder tendon, partial tear, no bench press or shoulder work for months and months now
>chest look like shit now, I look way fatter even though I am not, look weaker since chest are not there anymore to fill up the physique
> this morning licked a nice butthole of a ballerina on drugs that had HPV 6 years ago
>still no jobs for me, assholes not calling back after all these interviews
>ALPHABET KEEPS SHITTING ON MY DERIVATIVES ON NO NEWS

I need derivatives to print so I can spend the money on cheekbone and jaw and similar surgeries in Istanbul to make myself a Chad.
Fuck buying apartments, rather be pretty
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>>61438424
top signal
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What do you guys use for financial news?
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What stocks are you all holding for the long haul?
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>>61438790
>this morning licked a nice butthole of a ballerina on drugs that had HPV 6 years ago
bruh
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>>61438794
Here
>>61438795
I'm changing my strategy to go to MU (this is a major change in my strategy and a top signal)
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>>61438794
tariff reports from the roman empire and written reasons for summary executions since the discovery of gunpowder in china
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>>61438795
nigvidias my ride or die
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>>61438791
Well, he's right that it's not a bubble; it's an air pocket and here's why that's good for you
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>>61438794
Cryptic imagery in my dreams and charts. "News" isn't particularly important. Fed rate announces hike? You know by watching announcement live. Nvidia earnings up? You know by reading their Q-report.
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Haha. Was right about AMAT. The RAMPocalypse does help it too.
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>>61438799
Not my smartest move. I washed my mouth with soap when I came home. Never had any STDs, luckily.

>>61438794
Yahoo, seeking alpha, but this is just for daily events to see why my shit moved. Its reactionary, after the fact. And it also sometimes does not explain jack shit - like the choppiness of Alphabet.
Every morning I listen to FX Evolution youtube channel guy, but this is even less useful. He just babbles over charts and tells you what you should have done and explains it after it happens.
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I've already researched this, but I want to ask some real people before I do it because I'm retarded:
Fidelity's cash account doesn't let you day trade with unsettled funds. Thus, there is basically a hard cap on how much you can trade in a day, which is why my strategy has been small day trades and large swing trades. However, I want to be more flexible without risking the temptation to bankrupt myself through margin calls or options.
Fidelity has an option to turn your cash account into a Margin with Debt Protection account. From what I understand, this just allows you to trade with your unsettled funds, meaning that you're still limited by the amount of cash you have because you can only buy stuff with your own money (settled or unsettled) rather than borrowing (which I don't want to do). Is this correct?
Also, just to double check, you can't get either a good faith or free-ride violation with this type of account, right? That's what their terms and conditions appear to say.
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AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED!
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>>61438838
NOOOO NOTHING EVER HAPPENS MY WAY THAT MEANS IT ALWAYS GOES UP
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>Made all the money I lost on BYND memes back

A happy ending after all bros
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>>61438794
FT, especially the unhedged podcast. It's fun and I've gotten good picks off it like GEV and Rolls Royce.
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BYND bout to pop
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POV your calls are being eaten by theta
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>>61438860
200 bucks to go and I've recouped my losses
People are gonna behold the wonders of vegan meat, whether they want it or not
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>>61438794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCPCjcElQIE
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>>61438795
Literally just SPY.
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>GOOG
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>>61438794
perplexity.ai

it’s actually not bad lol
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>>61438795
FNGU is the most powerful security in the known universe
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Bears regaining control...

>>61438875
Need reddit to pump it.
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Tell me a ticker to buy options on.
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>>61438915
SPHR puts. BYND calls.
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I'm gonna buy more silver
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>He didn't buy GRRR

Ishiggydiggy
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>>61438915
GRG.L
i bought two sosij rolls so its pumping
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I just sold 200 SPY march 2026 245 puts for $2600 before fees

is this just free money or am I missing something? it only required 100k leverage which I used my portfolio as the collateral, so there's no interest being paid
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>>61438907
yea, it keeps doing this shit
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>usually a degen with options and let them ride to expiration
>been getting rekt lately so play it safe and sell my $655 META call expiring Friday at b/e on Wednesday
>could've sold it for $2k at open today
the market is out to get me, bros
(i still have $700 and $750 calls for next year)
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>>61438795
TSLA
PLTR
AMD
SOFI
GOOG
AMZN
Side bets in quantum, small cap ai, energy/rare earths, finance, and soft drinks.
I may be too heavily weighted in tech, but my view is that you will never have fair price discovery in companies that are willing to pivot into new markets and, apologies for the meme word, "disrupt" themselves. As long as there is a minimal amount of execution for a company to survive to the next hype cycle, the conventional value investor adage about voting/weighing machines does not apply to the perpetual R&D cycle of tech.
The most obvious example is Tesla. Even if you hate Musk and think it's an overvalued scam that deserves to be at $20 instead of $400, why would you think it would be at fair value in 10 years when it'll probably be hawking autonomous flying planes, satellite data centers, and artificial wombs? They always have a next big thing coming, and the delusion will continue as long as they realize even just 10% of their ambitions.
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>>61438935
GRG is based and Winter is their best season.
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>>61438915
For a 6 month timeframe:
GRRR - $30 call
GAMB - $10 call
MDA - $40 call
GRG - £25 call
META - $800 call
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>>61438448
RGTI and the rest of the quantoscams are mooning right now, along with lots of hot garbage.
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Gold and Silver mining stocks are making me a millionaire
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>Buy nuke stock
>Wait two weeks
>Sell nuke stock
>Wait for Dip
>Buy more

Never fails.
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NIGGER POWELL STOP CHEATING
I KNOW YOU'RE USING THE MELENUIM MONEY PRINTER TO LOOK AT MY HAND
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>>61438827
>turn your cash account into a Margin with Debt Protection account
I make good money and never used or needed margin. You are doing something wrong if you need margin.
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>hold cash
>FOMO on memestocks
>buy memestocks
>fear of complete annihilation
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>>61438985
I don't want margin. I just want the freedom to use unsettled funds (i.e., my own money) as I see fit. I made a ton of money on MSTZ this year, but it came at the cost of a good faith violation since I had to use unsettled funds.
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>quantum shit pumping double digits again
Fuck I can’t wait for the next dump. I have a really bad feeling about this month.
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>>61438975
IT'S THE MILLENIUM FALCON, IT'S THE MILLENIUM FALCON!
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>>61439006
>4UGODS
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>nogvideo has now triple topped
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>>61439011
What?
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>>61439019
Oh that's not quantum. Sorry
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>>61438975
Is the money printer exodia?
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>>61439016
its going to take a while for all the forklift drivers and tradesmen to listen to the joe rogan jensen huang episode
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>>61439009
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE JOBS REPORT
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>>61438999
Good faith violations dont mean shit your female broker just gives you silent treatment for 90 days, I've gotten like 7
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>>61439057
they dont let me have female brokers anymore
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>>61438975
nuh-uh
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>only green in my port is cadre, raytheon, and meta
What happened this morning? Did they announce some sort of AI SWAT BOT powered by Facebook?
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>BREAKING: Chinese state-owned banks reportedly buying up the U.S. dollar
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Singles and SPY 650 31.12.25
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he fine
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Can you see where on the chart I enabled options?
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>>61439088
If you read the article you'd know they did it to slow the appreciation of the Yuan it's long been a policy of China to devalue their currency
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>>61438795
Facebook
Apple
Google
Microsoft
Amazon
Netflix
FAGMAN companies are the modern economy. Buy, hold, rebalance occasionally, and prepare for the coming cyberpunk future where shareholders are allowed to kill normies
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>>61439081
Markets have just turned green bro
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>>61439016
okay okay i was wrong
>>61439046
it was honestly a shit episode and one where you could tell joe was just being quiet and not himself. after watching it im more convinced that nvda is enron and jensen is jeff skilling... but im still going to provide liquidity in his market
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>>61439077
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WHAT THE FUCK MAN
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i will keep buying puts, im not stopping
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HELLO WHERE IS EVERYBODY DEAD MARKET
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every retail short position is underwater...
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>mfw I see that giant V
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Jesus gave me investment advice in a dream
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>>61439145
If nogvidia goes down one more time, I'm out. Sick and tired of Michael Burry and his disciples poisoning this stock
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What if we genome sequence Jerome and put the Jerome genome in the ai and then buy and sell stocks based on the Jerome genome ai and we call it FOMCGPT
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NFE
That is all.
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>>61439189
Burrycels are exhausting because they'll say he's right that GPUs are worthless after 2 years but then tell you that nvidia already peaked and a 10 year old GTX 1080 is all you need a sentence later.
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Is TGT going out of business?
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>>61438638
>>61438591
>>61438723
>>61438746
>lives with mother
>masturbates to porn
>gambles all of her money away
>of all things, it's GALT, a literal who DOG stock
>it's a dog, pal
This just keeps getting better. The absolute state of impvesting in 2025.
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>Russia blocks Snapchat
>SNAP goes up
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>>61439205
>Burry is pro-Moore's law
We're so back
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So, when do I sell this shit they call Amazon? It's been like a geriatric trying to get out of bed all year.
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>>61439170
You can only short easy to borrow stocks. The only stocks worth shorting are hard to borrow. kek
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>>61439124
That's been my entire strategy this year. Just alternate between buying whatever mag 7 stock is currently the cheapest.
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>sideways market general
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>>61439207
I read that people stood in line at TGT on Black Friday at midnight and the first 100 people got a reusable shopping bag and a pack of Uno cards
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>>61439216
Why did you buy Amazon in the first place if you don't like the company long term? It's one of the best companies in the world but the stock has not been undervalued like AMD or Google was earlier this year, so there's no reason for it to pump.
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>>61439237
>tfw no Lovelace cosplaying gf
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>Canadian banks up semi-bigly
I'm not sure why, but thanks
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perfect harmony
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Yesterday I sold ASTS 12/5 75 C
You're welcome
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which stock will unironically only go up forever?
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>>61439189
>>61439205
bros in the podcast he literally said he still feels like NVDA is 30 days from bankruptcy. Now took laughed and took it as Jensen being modest, i took it as him being honest. as a shareholder myself i dont like him joking like that. but again i dont think it was a joke.
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Crab day, crab day, go away,
Sideways charts again today.
Green then red, a wiggly line,
Bulls and bears both cry and whine.

No big pump and no big dump,
Just one endless sideways slump.
But patient pockets like to say:
“Crab all you want… I’m long to stay.”
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>>61439236
how could you tell AMD and GOOG were undervalued this year
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>>61439267
>Now took laughed
Now Joe* laughed
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This will reach peak performance in 6 months. R-right?
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>>61439274
only KO Boomer knows for sure, ask him
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Artists, show yourselves
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>>61439269
what a boring fucking day jesus christ
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>>61439263
Microsoft
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>>61439237
cute
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I am sidelined again...
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How do I start investing with compound interest? I have the trading 212 app, and have money on a ETF, am I doing things right?
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>>61439225
sleepy market general
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>>61439263
BRKA/B
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>>61439194
GPowellT
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>>61439312
If you have DRIP turned on, sure
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>>61439337
How?
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>>61438476

Better luck in POET
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>>61439312
>the trading 212 app
thats not the HOOD app
>and have money on a ETF
is it a 3x bear etf?
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>>61438533

That's literally what POET does. Wtf. Shkreli is a dirty kike.
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>>61439170
how nice of robinhood to introduce margin shorting right before the bear market
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>>61439168
touching grass
the market is completely flat
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>>61439346
Not familiar with Trading 212 but you should see an option somewhere in the settings for your positions to enable DRIP on that ETF. Lots of platforms let you enable it or disable it for all eligible positions in your account. If you don't see it then it's not eligible for DRIP.
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>>61439162
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>ASTS stomping my strike price into the dirt
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>>61438558

Looks like it was made by a successful programmer gone tweaker. Wtf.

He talks about photons, but there's already a company doing that and supplying msft n aws. It's POET. Dude is literally just a dirty grifter.
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>>61439093
why is europe so antisemitic though?
I thought their biggest problem was with arabs/muslims
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>>61439089
rollin
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>>61439379
who were brought in by long noses
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>>61439088
*THE* US dollar?
The real one?
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>>61439369
I just checked and the option appears for pies instead of just the ETF, seems like I need to sell then buy them again.
>>61439354
>is it a 3x bear etf?
It's IShares Core S&P 500 acc
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>>61439124
this.
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>>61439386
Merkel was elected by german citizens
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>>61439124
how many shares are required to kill normies? and it like a vote thing, or free for all?
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>>61439016
>TA on a rabid cult mania
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>>61439392
and bought and paid for by your tribe
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>>61439016
but you forget bobo, mercury is in retrograde so huang being a libra counteracts it
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>>61439403
the people literally voted for it
there's no argument against this
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>>61438991
buy more when they dump
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WTFWT
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>>61439392
bullshit
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>>61438970
AG is down 5% today
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>>61439409
who voted for this?
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Where's the retard who said people would be disappointed if they bought the FTNT dip? Only up from here lmao
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>>61439401
>>61439407
I ALREADY TOLD YOU GUYS I WAS WRONG

but...
at the same time i did scalp $150 profit on some puts when i posted that so...
i dunno, worked for me
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>>61439420
elections in Europe are actually legitimate unlike american mail in voting machine bs
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>>61439409
>say i'll do X
>get elected
>do Y
>BUT THEY VOTED FOR IT
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>>61439427
London is not in Germany
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>>61439444
but it should be
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>>61439434
there are no legitimate elections without free speech
Germany hadnt free elections for 100 years
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>>61439433
congrats anon
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>>61439434
So Europe's getting what they deserve?
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>>61439417
Dammit anon AAAA I'M DOWN A PERCENT ABANDON SHIP
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Imagine how much better the life of an average wage would've been if all the capital from big advertising aka big tech was funnelled into productive endeavours. Instead it is an extractive situation where already wealthy investors scam everyone and the engineers down the totem pole get paid a lot to produce garbage that no one is buying. Capital down the shitter. Cuckerberg drops metaverse dogshit to move on to the next tech scam. It won't stop either, the narrative will just change, 5 years later it'll just be robots or something.
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>>61439444
London is in Europe
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>>61439442
when did Merkel say that she was anti-immigration before she was elected?
you're mixing up merkel with meloni
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>>61439447
kek
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>>61439459
When did anyone vote for merkel to bring in infinite illegal rapefugees?
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>>61439419
>WTFWT
grats on making me look I guess

The markets so boring this thread is turning into a /pol/ thread
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>>61439459
she didnt run on open borders
she literally said multiculturalism has failed
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>>61439471
Yeah sorry there's just nothing else to talk about, and I happened to see a mini red dildo
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>>61439379
We hate jews because jews raped Europe and jews imported niggers in Europe
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>>61439470
>When did anyone vote for merkel to bring in infinite illegal rapefugees?

I didn't see a bunch of Germans protesting to stop it, in fact I seem to remember a bunch of them holding refugees welcome signs

not to mention Merkel was revoted in multiple times after she started doing it, so it's pretty much implied that they did vote for it
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>>61439448
Merkel was elected legitimately AND she was incredibly popular in Germany
people knew that they were voting for a pro-status quo eastern german woman, they wanted that
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What's the reason for AMZN being so choppy this year?
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>>61439444
why cant you answer the question
did the british vote for beign ruled by Pakis?
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>>61439484
yes, how else did he get elected?
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>>61439451
they're getting what they voted for and there's nothing wrong with that
same way venezuelans got what they voted for when they elected hugo chavez
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>>61439482
just like Kim Yong Un in North Korea
there are no legitimate elections without free speech
you know that
but you play dumb
why?
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>>61439458
but we're talking about germany
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>>61439486
show me when they voted for that?
you cant
noone ever voted for that
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>>61438589
did you get your sell in or did you get another whiff of hopium ($183.41 rn)
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>>61439482
>people knew that they were voting for a pro-status quo eastern german woman, they wanted that
They didn't because the average person is retarded.
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>>61439470
they reelected her after what she did in 2015
idk what else to say anon, if someone did X and people said yay a few years later and voted you in again it's clear that they approved of it
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>>61439494
>>61439379
we are talking about Europe
why are you playing dumb?
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>>61439475
she opened the borders and people voted for her again
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>>61439504
Merkel only got 30% of the vote
you dont even know what youre talkling about
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>>61439479
europeans voted for immigration
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>>61439512
and america is a brown shithole
did they also vote for that?
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But where are the pomps and gains I ask you. The pomps and gains.
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>>61439506
>accidentally breaks some kind of record.
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>>61439504
my brother in yakub how can you be so ignorant of how party systems work. There are "evil nazis" who the state skullfucks with propaganda and the courts, there are no more rapefugees *wink* partys, and there is infinite rapefugee parties.
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>>61439491
are you seriously saying that germany is as free as north korea?
lmao
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>>61439522
there is no democracy without free speech
why are you continuing to play dumb?
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>>61439499
I sold but felt really uneasy about it. One of those moments where you feel an instant pang of regret after pressing the button.
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>>61439502
I never said that the average person wasn't retarded
I just said that the average person voted for this which they did and they got it
if anything the system works
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>>61439535
Germany wants to forbid the AFD and has forbidden other parties
thats not democracy
its a sham
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>>61439524
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>>61439514
yes she ruled with coalition partners that were ok with her pro-immigration policies
people voted for her and people slightly different than her but still pro-immigration
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>>61439542
there is no free elections without free speech
you know that
why are you continuing to play dumb?
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>>61439535
>north korea
Hnnnnnnnnn
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>>61439506
Beautiful. Adding some much needed seasoning to all dem white peepo
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>>61439545
the average american is literally brown
dcid americans vote for this?
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>>61439524
yes they did
also americans have guns so if they actually felt that immigrants were a threat they would do something about it
the cold hard truth is that most people are ok with immigration
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>>61438591
huh the shape of our P/L chart is almost the same
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>>61439560
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>>61439532
and people vote for the pro-refugee parties, no one forced them to
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Are we getting raided by pol?
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>>61439548
>>61439562
>people are ok with immigration
AFD is now the largest party
get up to speed
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>>61439573
>we
Qui?
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>>61439566
the biggest american city is run by a muslim
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>>61439536
where did this notion that europe doesn't have free speech come from?
europe isn't china, the uk or north korea, you can say whatever the fuck you want within the limits of the law
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>>61439573
I see you're new around these parts
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>>61439578
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>>61439571
>you can vote for A A A or A
>people voted for A noone forced them to
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>>61439578
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>>61439580
That's not free speech you faggot
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>>61439543
I disagree with that
but the truth is that less than 50% of germans want to vote for the AfD anyways so the pro-immigration parties still represent a majority of public opinion
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>>61439573
No, /pol/posters just infect every board so we have to suffer their autism whenever someone mentions anything that goes against the echo chamber. It's easy to spot them because they can't help but bring up white women getting fucked by black guys at any given opportunity.
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>>61439580
Don't you go to jail in Germany if you have anything eagle or windmill shaped on your person or in your vehicle?
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>>61439588
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>>61439580
> within the limits of the law
isnt that exactly how it works in china, the uk and north korea?
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>>61439550
germany has free speech retard
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Talk me out of dropping a lot on TQQQ please. Im about to lose a lot of money.
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>>61439604
Only you can help yourself anon
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>>61439604
Do your trades go poorly? Inverse it
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>>61439604
I just bought some. Kinda toppy right now, so just do a little.
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>>61439610

>>61439610
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>>61439601
unless you express any non state approved opinions, then its straight to the camps
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>>61439574
pro-migrant parties combined are far bigger than the AfD
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>>61439585
what's stopping the majority of germans from voting for the AfD?
nothing, most people are ok with immigration
migrants are the low paid slaves that do the shitty jobs europeans don't want to do
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>>61439589
you can't threaten to kill someone in america either
european speech laws are identical to america's
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>>61439596
> anything eagle or windmill shaped on your person or in your vehicle?
what?
windmill shaped?
wtf does that mean?
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>>61439600
there's no country where such limits don't exist
europe and america have relatively light restrictions
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>>61439651
Swastika innit
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>>61439668
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I just put an order in for a vanguard money market fund. What am I in for?

Also note, somehow I hoarded a years worth of my bipolar meds, I just discovered. Not sure if that informs your opinion
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>>61439798
>I just put an order in for a vanguard money market fund. What am I in for?
very small but reliable gains
>Also note, somehow I hoarded a years worth of my bipolar meds, I just discovered. Not sure if that informs your opinion
would be more useful if they were ADHD meds
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>>61439805
>adhd meds
I don’t think you realize the depths mania takes you too
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>>61439261
Thanks anon. I'm up bigly.
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can y'all stop with the /pol/tard talks, i just want to know if GRRR is gonna keep pumping tomorrow too, and if there are any new stock to keep an eye on
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what is up with the stock market today?
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>>61439580
>within limits of the law
That's what they say in CHina, N. Korea and the UK too



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