I can't masturbate in close to 30 minutes so what would even be the point of this, i'd just go get a coffee instead
>>61438978And 4chan is full of people like this, thinking they’re normal and average and giving people advice.
>>61438995Stop talking about yourself chud
>It's my time in the designated wanking room!
>>61438995I know it's not everyone, i had neonatal priapism and so the doctors gave me some injection that makes me slower but no girl has ever told me i'm much slower than anyone else. Most porn videos are designed to take at least 20 minutes to the climax so i just watch on 0.75x speed.
>>61438995>taking advice from 4chanyou'll be dead soon
>>61438972Damn, points to Sweden kek. Should incorporate private swaps via telegram secured by Houdini and I’m moving tomorrow
Can I help her with her masturbation break? Teamwork is important
>>61438972more like 30 min mulsim-rape break
It's not real, retards
>>61438972As funny as this is, it's just another globohomo ploy to make men more docile. Masturbation is HORRIBLE for you, despite what the "research" says. I am a porn addict. It's ruined my life. I lost my life partner because I couldn't quit my porn addiction. I chose porn over her and I couldn't help myself. It's a serious problem that men face, and one we hide because society doesn't understand. People laugh at porn addiction but it's unironically a massive crisis that men face. Take it from me, I'm 35 years old and porn destroyed my life. It took everything that mattered to me. I just want to help you guys out and give out a warning. It may feel good temporarily, but you pay for everything in this world. Please brothers, stop watching porn, it's really bad for your health and especially interpersonal relationships.
>>61438972do swedes also employ professional masturbaseusses?
Instead HR should start giving blowjobs and finally earn their paycheck. Don't even need to take a break for that.
>>61439100I never assumed it was real
>>61438972Nope, it's cringe putting it into official documents.When I was a coomer I didn't need permission.Having hot software dev colleagues, as weird as it sounds, meant I was too distracted at times.
>>61439134Also this
>>61439153Stop talking about yourself chud
>>61438972Thats a man, isn't it.
>>61439153This anon is a real bad ass
>>61439153mister big brain over here
>>61439044based. it's for a porn studio though.>>61439100>A Private Space for Personal Time>To support this unusual policy, Erika Lust created a private room in the office called the “masturbation station”, this space offers employees a quiet area to take their 30-minute break. According to Erika, this not only helps workers stay focused but also serves as a proven creativity booster in a blog post, she explained how the initiative aimed to bring balance and mental clarity during a difficult time.>A Permanent Company Policy>In May 2022, the masturbation breaks officially became part of Erika Lust Films’ company rules, “we decided to make ‘masturbation break’ a permanent company policy that we enforce until this day,” Erika stated, as per The Free Press Journal. The decision came after receiving positive feedback during the trial month.kek, I want to work there and skip it just to spite them :)I wonder if they're jewed or making white on white porn?>>61439106>porn is bad for societyhow is that a bad thing?
>>61439134That will make office politics crazy when 5'6 dork timmy who everyone ignores turns out to have a thick 8" hog and popular tyrone and chad turn out to have average 5" pogo sticks after all the hr roasties have done their state mandated blow job breaks
>>61439758>how is that a bad thing?It rewires your brain to be dependent on dopamine hits anytime there is a slight discomfort or boredom in your life. It also alters your perception of women so that you only think of them as sex objects which makes you act like either a creepy weirdo or autistic spurg around them. They can sense your lack of control over your own lust. You can then sense their disgust with you which then makes you act even more awkward. It's a vicious cycle. Cooming produces mentally weak self conscious men which is exactly the opposite of what women look for in a mate. It's best to just cut yourself off of the cooming and porn so that you don't carry the weight of your degeneracy like a stink around with you every where you go.
>>61439849I agree that porn has in general made sex look like a much more special thing that it is, at the expense of love genuine human connection. Young men see sex as the greatest thing ever because of how great porn makes it seem. Men don’t care about love anymore.
>>61438972Weak men create hard times
>>61439849Hope you’ve recovered anon. Although it’s a struggle to the bitter end i can imagine. I suffered all my life too. And a story not too dissimilar to yours desu. The first thing i did when my boy was 13 was sit down with him and redpill him on masturbation and porn while watching in the name of Zion documentary during the part about porn and its effects on the brain. I said it’s unironically the most important thing i will ever show you in this modern bullshit world.
>>61439849I watch porn because my wife is no longer interested in sex 5 years into our relationship and is fine with a dead bedroom. The porn is not the issue really but the outcome.
>>61440605Just to add to that. When you’re as fucked as i was/am, and completely self destructive, during relapses I struggled to even implement any other routine i had worked myself into - dietary, sobriety, fasting etc. it was like one step forward, two steps back. Like a devil on my back. if I'm a month or more without cooming (i did 80 something day before) there is no hassle. If i want, i do, i achieve. Super health conscious too.I felt ashamed to walk in public at the darkest times mixed with alcohol. Nofap extended periods will have you gagging to be around people, conscious of how you look so you run and train consistently, are super talkative and confident.Porn is literally demonic imo.Thanks for reading my blogerinos. Hope i can help anyone who is in the same situation.It’s not the same with everyone but everyone should be aware of the dangers, especially the youngsters. Dont be like me.
>>61439849Who gives a fuck what women want in 2025
>>61438972I'd rather keep doing it on company time.
>>61440707>look mommy, 1 month of nofap turned me into a super saiyan again! I sublimate my energy into the gym! Qties are attracted to my ferohormones (whatever they are) !!I swear to God almighty these no fappers are the most delusional faggots ever. Worst thing is they act smug and think they are superior to everyone else just for not touching their dicks for a random period of time. Imagine thinking you gain superpowers just for doing literally nothing
>>61439030You won’t hear this from maknstream news but premature ejaculation is the real anti-feminist position
why is it a woman
>>61441505Why are you upset by his post though? This post just comes across as seethe and you know it
>>61438972still not enough. its a break, why am i having to jack my self off? at least give these migrant women jobs
>>61439106No it's just you personally who is a loser. Normal people can watch some porn and have a wank and get on with their day and also fuck their women normally without needing to be shitted on to get off.You are a loser and if there wasn't porn you'd find something else to attach to
>>61439849>It also alters your perception of women so that you only think of them as sex objects which makes you act like either a creepy weirdo or autistic spurg around them.this is demonstrateably not true and its crazy that someone on this site and board actually believes this.And I'm not talking about porn making you see women as nothing but sex objects. I mean seeing women as sex objects being a detriment in any way to getting women.
>>61439106obviously she wasn't your life partner if she left you because you jerk off to porn.
>>61441660Porn is trash and you're defending your addiction like a crackhead, wake up faggot.
>>61439106You're just weak.
>>61438972by the boss penis
>>61439106Middle aged man father of 2, tradwife who hates minorities more than I do, middle management, upper middle in a comfort level where I don't have to carr about the price of anything but housing which I own with zero debt.Also a fucking wanker and a degenerate because my sex drive is higher so I just watch porn and fap on weekdays. She knows ofc, rolls eyes when she catches me at it again. I have a happy and fulfilling life and a few videos for a quick daily wank never did me any damage.
>>61440707>Dont be like me.Don't mind if I don't. Now excuse me while I jork my hog like a normal guy
>>61441660>>61441948Thanks for proving my point about how society laughs at a serious thing like porn addiction. Fuck you. You're the reason why men suffer. You've abandoned your fellow brothers when they need help. Once again, fuck you.
>>61440707>Nofap extended periods will have you gagging to be around people, conscious of how you look so you run and train consistently, are super talkative and confident. I know exactly what you mean. I felt the exact same way. Nofap completely changed me. I seek out people, wanting to socialize and go out and talk with everyone. My baseline was good too, I didn't feel depressed and my eczema healed on its own. I could actually talk with women normally, and not feel like a weirdo. My sleep improved and also my eyes are no longer bloodshot. The coomer meme is very accurate, it's exactly how i used to look. I occasionally relapse, but I try to stay on top of it.
>>61439813>That will make office politics crazy when 5'6 dork timmy who everyone ignores turns out to have a thick 8" hog and popular tyrone and chad turn out to have average 5" pogo sticks after all the hr roasties have done their state mandated blow job breaksWhat's the minimum length and girth in order to satisfy a woman? Porn has completely warped my perception. And I'm sure it's fucked up girls' perception of cocks. Just think about bit. Women who watch porn are ONLY seeing massive cocks on screen. So they begin to think that 7+ inch cocks are average size. Then when they date/hook up with a guy in real life, and he only has a 5.5 inch cock, they think he's small, when in reality it's the average. Then these women are disappointed because they were expecting more.
>>61444400I'm just at 6 inches fully erect and I'm able to make my wife cum multiple times per session. Certain angles and positions work better than others. Also it helps to keep control over your own excitement level. I never let myself cum before her and if I feel like I'm getting to close I'll pull out and recompose. Thinking about really mundane shit like work or golf during sex also helps stave off pre-ejaculation. Basically there's a lot more to it than size is what I'm saying. At least in my experience, that is.
All these posts about porn being a bad thing are unfortunately true, and I wish I had never watched it. Just like everyone says, moving away from porn changes your social life and your behavior. Worst of all, it's not an easy thing to quit.. it literally is a psychological drug. The jews did really well when they created this weapon.
>>61438972They should include a woman to masturbate into as well.
>>61441933You have the addiction champ. I'm married and go weeks without porn and can blow to memories and never have trouble getting hard. >>61444317No, you no fap types act holier than thou and act like the porn is the bad thing not that you personally have an issue. So instead of taking ownership you attack everyone else. I've seen it on this site for 15 years now. Because once again it's hard to admit that it's a personal failure so you rather act like it's all the fault of the porn or alcohol or tobacco, gambling, games, opioids or whatever else.
>>61444400wait, why would you care what women think of your body or "performance"? why would you even care if they cum? That's a them problem, let them worry about it.
>>61444951Thanks man, yeah I'm about 6 inches too. Do you make her cum just by penetration though? I've done it a few times, but it's difficult and takes a long time. But I'm pretty good at foreplay and making her cum. Any other tips or advice? Describe your process from the moment you kiss a woman until you cum, what's your strategy?
>>61447018>wait, why would you care what women think of your body or "performance"? >>why would you even care if they cum? That's a them problem, let them worry about it.I dont do hookups, I only date women who are potentially marriage material. Therefore, I do care about making them cum. I want them to be happy as well.
>>61439106bro ppl fap cuz they dont have gf, youre just a retard
>>61438972What do you do with the other 25 minutes after you finish?
>masturbate everyday for thirty minutes.What can goes wrong?
>>61438972>be me, super wealthy Swede>trouble meeting women>start new company>only hire women>everything’s going good >change it up a little bit >adopt new masturbation policy >I’m the only one taking advantage of it Did I go too far?
>>61438972In a porn company. Revolutionary stuff at work here.
>>61439849Shut up, Christcuck.
>>61438972I thought this segment was funny but now I can work from home, it is horribly real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_DNpTMKXk
