end of silver miners edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61438424
>>61439610That is my son.
You did load the boat on GRRR right anon? $60 by March
AST Spacetards gather and celebrate - we are going to make it.....as long the jeet rocket does not blow up
>>61439610Hope you bought the dip. This thing is about to go to outer space.
Can this market do something (go up)?>>61439621I sold it at 21
>MSFTMy shares are down 7.5%. Average down or nah? I don't the ties to OpenAI, but the company isn't going anywhere.
>>61439610just imagine being a modern white woman. zero consequences for any bad decision you make. thousands of men simping for you every day. Get requests from billionaires and pro atheletes on a daily basis for paid sex. We really are living in the golden age for women. Its glorious
Do you guys keep any cash reserves or are you always fully invested?
>>61439628Boomerhood complaint media. I fucking loathe ND posters.
>>61439620Hes cute and strong. Good job anon.
>>61439639All or nothing>>61439635The trend is your friend, but if you have a medium or long-term bull thesis why not?
>>61439639chuds should keep a large cash pile. whereas attractive women literally can be fully invested at all times. no need for cash when there is a mile long line of simps willing to bankroll you.
>>61439639cash is gay, full send money
>>61439635Oh also cute Yukaripost
>LIQUIDATION>IM MALDING>BAD TA HAS LED TO PREMATURE BALDING>THIS IS MY LEVERAGED SHORT
>>61439647My thesis is just line go up eventually. Worked for META, and I hate that company.
>>61439639>Do you guys keep any cash reservesalways - never know when a opportunity pops up for a quick pump and dump. I dont want to sell stocks for that. Also interest and dividends accumulate to cash pile and when I think its too large then I start buying in when the price is right.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>61439639I currently have 15k cash and about 24 invested but have just start rebuying recently after selling all my silicon stonks months ago.It's difficult to invest at the moment with a possible crash imminent but I also have having it just sat there as cash not making anything and going off.
>>61439677>haveHate
>>61439677>It's difficult to investASTS is going up, they plan to lauch in two weeks.
>>61439610But that *is* a man
>>61439689With a *female* penis.
>>61439686>ASTS>>61439624AST is being valued like its actually producing revenue. They barely have any income and arent going to off of one launch. They need tons of launches only to start making money. Theyre never going to be worth what their stock is suggesting its worth.
>>61439628Have they figured out a way to turn Nextdoor into something other than Facebook except all the posts are about dogs barking and boomers asking if that was a gunshot or fireworks?>>61439639I was about 30% cash until recently when I got assigned. Always like to keep about 5-10% cash at all times
>>61439628looks like a winner you got there
I'm the same guy as>>61439312>>61439388Seems like my ETF doesn't yield dividends, so I can't reinvest them back to the stock, so instead how do I earn interest from it so I can compound it?
>>61439662I suppose they will still be on top. Okay
>>61439713covered calls
just double downed (again) on my optionsholding almost 300 nowready to let them expire for zero or a billion dollarsno inbetween
>>61439708>Have they figured out a way to turn Nextdoor into something other than Facebook except all the posts are about dogs barking and boomers asking if that was a gunshot or fireworks?idk I don't use it. I just bought it because they have like 400 million in cash and will probably sell to Amazon or someone at some point>>61439641one day you will have your house if you invest wisely, anon.
>>61439610cute girl
>>61439639Of course, im not a poor fag who can't buy whatever stocks I want at any time. Only faggots dont have reserves.
>>61439713IVV does pay divvies thoughbeit
>>61439726>bok-bok-bokark
>>61439731
We now have:1. The biggest technological boom since the internet2. Ongoing Fed interest rate cuts into the AI boom3. Trump's impending new Fed Chair announcement4. $700B+ in annual technology CapEx5. The end of Quantitative Tightening (QT)6. Widespread deregulation initiatives by SEC7. The most market-conscious US President ever8. $2+ trillion in annual deficit spending9. 13% YoY earnings growth in the S&P 50010. The return of global fiscal stimulusWhat's the bear case here?
>>61439740
>>61439740wtf I thought Nazis were gay?>>61439754Indians are taking over CEO positions
What bonds you niggas holding for the market crash
you smiggers happy to pick up some silver minors?!
>>61439728I've been holding it for a year and I have 0$ of dividends.
>>61439768
i am financially bored
>>61439754Exactly that, surprise
>>61439706>being valued like its actually producing revenueIts investors paying now for a stock they think is going to be major winner by late next year or 2027. If you want good deals on good companies you need to get in early and its getting late. The price is down from a high of $104 in October, soon that will be cheap.
>>61439754the bear case is orange man bad
>>61439754FED Cut is too smallBOJ interventionAntsy OpenAI investors demand ads, ads come and growth of OpenAI slows downAI company revealed as a fraud, takes down two more companies by sheer panicBig fund decide to pivot into some other bullshitOracle fucks up with its bonds and debt, cancels bunch of plans, creating sheer panicEarthquake in Taiwan hit production a bit, they fix it quickly, but then two stronger ones hit creating two more small drops in the market, but people start selling offIncrease in energy demand creates power outages and price hikes, people upset, intervention by the state limits data centres a bit, market panicsTrump tweetsTrump creates new tariffsAccidental rocket attack on Polish territory killing 3Terrorist attacks across EuropeWeak cases, really
looks like I won't become a wealthy man playing US equities, Joseph Kennedy has fucked us all
>>61439713>>>61439312 I dont understand your question. Compounding interest is when you are paid interest. The best thing to do is buy stocks and low prices and wait a year for them to 5x.
>>61439828>waiting a whole year to 5xok boomer
>>61439754>$2+ trillion in annual deficit spending2026 will by $3+ trillion annual deficit spending
>>61439847>waiting a whole year to 5xshow how you 5x in less than a year
>>61439850And? Dont get antisemitic anon
>>61439790Maybe it's because you bought it through that pies thing? Maybe they've been auto investing your divvies all this time and that's why you don't see them, I dunno. I think Klaus Schwab which is who I use has a similar feature but I don't use it.
>>61439810It'll be far too expensive for regular customers to use on a regular basis. Would be my guess.
>>61439710>buy highyeah ok dummy
>I never lose my temper over the stock market. I never argue with the tape.
We're red
>>61439866>far too expensive for regular customersso you can't even explain it ? Sounds legit.
>>61439610>bigger biceps than a man>has smaller biceps than the average man that doesn't even work out
when is oil going to go back up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GRRR bros, this is our time
>>61439828Basically I want to start doing compound interest on my investment, as in re-investing the money I make from the shares (dividends, or interest?<- How do I earn interest from this?) to buy more shares and thus multiplying the value in the long run.I've been holding an ETF for a year and buying shares each month, and now I'm at profit because the price went up, but that's just the share value from the contributions isn't it? >>61439859No I just bought the ETF when I started, I haven't done the Pie thing yet.
>>61439875WTF just happened?
Uhhh did Orange Lunchtime Rowdy truth something or what's the deal here>>61439888Checked. I suggest calling your female broker to sort it out anon
>>61439184If this stock stuff doesn't work out for me, I'm going into an honest trade, like carpentry
>>61439828>The best thing to do is buy stocks and low prices and wait a year for them to 5x.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxbEPQ51RzQ
Doomp eet
>>61439891Buttcoin?
>>61439854follow warren buffets adviceyolo 0DTEs
>>61439892My what?But really I'm probably just doing something wrong.
the market is deadi am at the same loss since 2 weeks or soit goes 5 up and 5 down
>>61439917theres no 'interest' from stocks, some pay dividends. Your broker probably auto reinvest them you're just too retarded to read the fine print.
>>61439916Based
>>61439926learn to read chart formations and candlestick patterns instead of thinking you have to trade on emotion. might seem like a waste of time and that opportunities are passing you by but in having the knowledge of knowing when to invest a lot of your money will benefit you in the long run. dont @ me i dont particularly care for your opinion on the issue. im taking advice from this youtuber >>61439906 not you shmucks
>>61439954gay
>>61439639I always go Whole Hog
Why is quantum up soo much today?
FTNT anon here. My coworker is at a meeting with some important tech guys, and he sent me a cryptic text about how MU is supposed to go up. I won't be buying at this price, but it might be a good time to buy if you were already leaning toward it.
>>61439928>theres no 'interest' from stocksOk that answers one question (although there's an option in the broker to earn interest from them by lending shares)>some pay dividends. Your broker probably auto reinvest them you're just too retarded to read the fine print.Right, but I don't see them anywhere, for example this year I tried out buying KO and had it for a while and it did give dividends once, I can see them on my broker history, but nothing from the ETF.
>>61439886GRRR chads rise up!
>>61439754The bear case is a small army of non-fi YouTubers making video essays about how AI is a bubble and how totally comparable it is to dotcom if you ignore literally every detail.
>>61439971Not only quantum, but small cap ai, robotics, and spac stocks. It's a risk on day, and it's probably a reaction to QT ending.
lel, Shkreli liquidated
$metabros we're so so back
My INTC paid for this. I think I did pretty good.
>>61439916>>61439948If your account is not in the single millions at least then your big % is just small penny stocks. If you really are making serious money gib instructions exactly which options and how many contracts
>>61439621I sold at 13 cause I got tired of bagholding. Bough SCHD.
>>61439971>Why is quantum up soo much today?Fed to end tightning, lowering interest rates, gonna start easing. Trump's pole numbers are weak, mid-term elections next year, unlimited money for the stock market.
>>61438381Market too risky at this point. I don't want to lose my huge gains.>>61437929So AI companies are paying them so much it's worth it to cancel the consumer line? Grim, they seemed to be one of the better ram makers.
>>61439993You will stay poor forever, filthy consoomerI lost 10k on intel today and all I'm thinking about is what's for dinner
>>61439998full port spy 0DTEs till you make it, ez
>>61440011>I don't want to lose my huge gains.now is the time for huger gains
>>61440014I mean I have them in my ETFs. I needed a new computer though
Those that keep the faith will be rewarded greatly. GAMB will rise again in 2026 as well.
>>61439973Micron has betrayed us
>>61440025No you didn't I have a laptop from 2012 and I work in techFor compute just run in cloud
It’s going to go down quickly
>>61440036it'll quickly drop 1% then the thousand year bullenreich will commence
>>61439974What ETF? Maybe its weird where it doesnt show you the dividends directly and they're just added to the value of the ETF. My retirement stuff is like that.
>>61440041I can see it. I’m not a bobo. Just looking at the patterns for upcoming power hour. Buyers look exhausted.
>>61440036Believe it or not, more crab incoming
>>61439993Buying a prebuilt is cheaper than building it yourself the last few years at least. Beats having to make it yourself, I hate that process. Just how much do you have in INTC to make that much profit in one day?
>>61439973Using options you can not just profit off an absolute rise in the share price, but even relative shifts in the share price.If you know what you're doing it's not very risky.
>>61440044SXR8 iShares Core S&P 500 acc, the german exchange (I'm euro btw).
>>61440056It wasn’t alot, I got in when it had the run up from $22 it was a small holding and sold at $44.
>>61440014
>>61440031I want a new computer, what the point of money if you ain’t gonna use it.
>>61440061>TheiShares Core S&P 500 UCITS ETF (SXR8) does not pay out dividends to investors; instead, it is an "accumulating" ETF where all dividends from the underlying stocks are automatically reinvested back into the fund. Because of this reinvestment strategy, its price performance includes the effect of reinvested dividends, so its total return will reflect this.
I have 500,000 in SGOVI'm afraid of risk, but I want more than 4% ROI, What would you do to rebalance?
>>61440077the point of money is watching lines go upthats why when line doesnt go up they print money
>>61440082Dump that into VOO last April. Easy money.
>>61440078So.... should I keep investing into this one or change to another?
>>61440082If you bought 10k of spy every week it would take a year to invest all of that, just do that. Or 5k over 2 years ez
>>61440077Poor fag mentalityNever stop scaling UP
>>61440061>>61439888>Basically I want to start doing compound interest on my investment, as in re-investing the money I make from the shares (dividends, or interest?<- How do I earn interest from this?) to buy more shares and thus multiplying the value in the long run.You don't have to do ANYTHING. The "acc" (in German "thesaurierend") there already means exactly what you want. But this doesn't just apply to ETFs with "acc" in the name, the "gains" of growing stock price are "reinvested automatically" ALWAYS *besides* for dividend stocks/ETF, which distribute a portion of the growth as direct payments.
>>61440093Just keep it, its the same thing.
>>61440101Bro I sock away $3k every 2 weeks to investments. I’m not retarded enough to blindly consume.
>>61440104>>61440108Neat, thank you very much!
>>61440015help a poor /smg/ tard out, what options did you trade today, exactly, so I can see how this money printer works.
Cam on power hour
>>61440114What do you do, how long have you been doing it and where do you do it?
It's dumping again
>>61440015How's the weather inside?
>>61440119682-4 puts at open, dumped them half an hour later and called it a day
>>61440134I’m just an office wagie, been doing it for 8 years. Technically I have never made more than when I was in entry level cause I stick all my raises to investments. Portfolio taken a hit but I was worth $450k at age 30 9 months ago. I’m at like $390 right now will be back at $400k by new years.
>>61440136nice and sunny day
>>61440015>h3hGzuI[1].png
>>61439878it wasn't supposed to be a documentary!!
>>61440143Explain to a retard(me) what did you just said.
There was an actual retard that said Germany has free speech lmfao. Nigga its literally written in the criminal law that they don't have free speech in Strafgesetzbuch section 86a which states that disseminating propaganda of an 'unconstitutional organization is prohibited. This was originally directed at Nazi splinters and communists but it can be directed at anyone the state deems as 'unconstitutional '.
all my space stocks are up biglyearth is gay confirmed get those dicks ready for hot alien puss
>>61440156How did you learn to trade 0DTE spy options? Give us the recipe you rich bastard!
>>61440173It's over
>>61440165oh by calling it a day i meant jacking off to chinese cartoon drawings of women of suspicious age
>>61440184No, this part>682-4 puts at openI've never done trading before.
>>61440182buy low, sell high simple as
>>61440184Which ones?>>61440192Thanks dad
>>61440189https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/options/
>>61440184Proven to increase returns
>>61440202Mimi is pretty cute
>we are double toppingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61440196ikoku no hana 1-2
>>61440189ask AI
>>61440210The second from the left is very cute
>>61440143My favorite days. Sometimes it’s a little tricky and you end up nail biting for an hour or so, but I love just closing and calling it a day
hyper crab today
I boughted IBRX. What do y’all think?
>>61440209I think we’ll close flat or barely green
BYND bros, i dont feel so good
short gamestop
NLR makes the world go round
>>61440227WTF KR
AAAIIEEE GT BROS THE CORRECTION IS HAPPENING
>>61440202It's true, I've only lost money since nofapping for the past month
>>61439973>>61440028>>61440057Okay, I got the info. They're making a couple changes to their strategy, but the REAL news is that they're going to get a new contract from the federal government. Supposed to be announced this coming week, but it could happen as soon as tonight or tomorrow.Also, IBM is about to announce more layoffs plus announce partnerships with a bunch of random AI firms.
>>61440227rumors are hormel's chili sales are up >260% from 2024beans down 80% thoughbeitintriguing, I think
>>61440268Thanks bro. I knew that they would nationalize Micron just like they did Intel
Just got a big boy offer at an oil company. Bigger one thats publicly traded that isnt CVX or XOM. Just wanted to share with my /smgee/ bros since i have no friends.
>>61440280I am glad you did anon. If it's BP, I wouldn't mind seeing them expanding to the west coast.
test
>>61440280Congrats bro. WAGMI.
>>61440280Hope it's not in cancer alley. I was hanging with a bunch of engineers that worked there and they didn't even know it was called that lol
This has to be a blatant pump&dump
>>61439610The fuck does this bitch mean>better biceps than a manI mog the fuck out of this roastie.
>>61440197How does this work?
I’m living with my Grandparents in my 20s and figured since I don’t have rent to pay I could just dump 50% of every paycheck into the stock market. What should I buy?
>>61440309>>61440304>>61440291Thanks anons! Nah its not cancer valley its office based in texas for an american company.
SMX was the play after all.
>>61440326>
>it's going up last minutekill me
>>61440327https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/putoption.asp
>>61440339DUOL
>>61440348Neat
>>61440343>since i have no friendsAre we not your frens?
>>61440357>funnyfrog.png
We are going back to 0%The crab resumes
>>61440373
I warned you Mr. SNIBS now get in the pot
>>61439954take your meds
Fuck This Market
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61440381Is that a Stormtrooper?
>>61440419I'm down...-$26.60 (-0.57%). MUmus will rise again
>>61440419Im not touching this retard market. Im almost fully in cash.
>>61440419Down down down
>>61440419that fall near open was bussin
>>61440419+0.60%, which is 0.60% more than I expected today, so I'll take it
>>61440419-0.32%Just holding TQQQ this week
Uranium stocks catching a bid today.
>>61440419+4.96thank you space stocks
>>61440419 (-2.8%) today(but also got a 5 fig gain in my other acct)
>>61440419+2.5%
>>61440419Today: +0.17%This Week: +0.08%This Month: +0.08%This Year: -46.02%very crab, but making another comeback
>>61440419+0.2%
>>61440419+2.14%
>>61440419+1.08%A very good day, but I kinda miss the days when I was poor and not diversified.
>>61440419+1.68 poo cent
>>61440419>+.75%It's only 250 bux, but hey that's a day's pay
>>61440460because volatility is insane atm blud
>>61440468why did he deleteI was going to ask what the spot price was because it's not just vol if the underlying price isn't the same, OPMs use not dollar amounts for the distribution but the % return distribution
>>61439610gross
>>61440460If you're talking about calls, it's because people that sell the call (i.e. you are buying the call) are confident the share price will maintain (or be exceeded) around the level of the strike price. Or in other words, they stand to gain very little from the intrinsic value (= the stock sold at this strike price) of this option, so to compensate the extrinsic value (= the value as risk-hedging contract) of the option is priced higher -- they sell it for a higher price (premium).
https://youtu.be/zEjwP-yfIAg?si=jZBBpTUmfivtVlk7It’s bag holder time.
>>61440154slow and steady, you have lots of time to make it.
>>61440192>buy low, sell high simple asI used to buy high and sell low, but after gaining some experience I buy low and sell lower now.
He literally renamed the entire company after the metaverse and now he's backing away from it lmao
>>61440280BP, SHEL, TTE? Gib info. I used to be "in" the uhl business. Drilling, production, pipelines, refining, what?
>>61440327>How does this work?You buy or sell options, then lose all your money, repeat. Someone will make a vid about your loses.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMKbHNgm3W4
>>61440419>0.45%The week started shit so it's just recovering, I expect that Friday will leave me where I was on Monday.
>>61440568upstream drilling. stock options, 20% bonus, 10k sign on bonus.
>>61440143>682-4 puts at openbuy or sell, what stategy? Any downside insurance? I'll paper trade for a while and see how goes
>>61440425>Im almost fully in cash.>futureYou can at least earn some decent interest while sitting out, just pure cash is losing to inflation.
>>61440437>thank you space stocksRKLB or ASTS?
>>61440589I'm sure /smg/ is smart enough to figure out "cash" in financial terms means any cash-equivalent securities on top of hard cold cash. For instance, my cash is sitting in high yield accounts and bonds.
>>61440581today just buying,it takes blowing a few accounts and getting yelled at by your female broker to start to get the hang of when you need to suck a dick and take your losses
>>61440593>RKLBI love my lil rklb. I have some intuitive as well but only $500 just to say i own part of the first company that landed on another celestial body. I dont think relying on nasa contracts to be a good profit maker. Im looking forward to the neutron launch for rklb next year and hope they start to get it to work. Ultimately space still relies on gov contracts outside of satellite phone network stuff. Which one set up isnt the big money.
>>61440561I still can’t figure it out. How did they even lose money on this.
>>61440596or short term bonds
>>61440580>upstream drillingyou better listen up sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmrs9GYkbqg
>>61440593Asts, lunr, pl
>>61440610Really boggles the mind that this stuff continues to flop
>>61439636By that logic it also extremely good for fags, because they dont have to deal with that shit and also get victim points and unlimited dick
>>61440580>upstream drillingI got to work with boots and coots three times on blowouts, one major, two minor, but all were in the news.
>>61440647We all have a job. Shut the fuck up and blame the Jews for something irrational
>>61440622ASTS is my big one, dumped LUNR for a little loss - shit was not going anywhere, thought about PL and BKSY but I am just going for it with ASTS instead. I bought 300 more shares Monday or Tuesday I forgot already.
>>61440659>We all have a jobMy job is shit posting and making money a few hours a day. Have not worked a real job in years.
>>61440481you don't find fit blonde women attractive?are you gay or assexual?
>>61440419+ 1.41%INTC, SOFI, and MU the losers of the day.Should I buy more blue chip or yolo into space and quantum meme stocks?
>>61440419it went incredibly boringmy silver mining stocks did horribly though
>>61440679hags arent attractive anon
>>61440693hag?she doesn't look old
>>61440410I'm seriously considering longing VIX derivativesIt has been a while since Trump said something retarded
i found a stock that's been going up since i first bought it, and idk what to do now, i could sell, or buy more, or just hold
>>61440382market closed neutral and futed are still neutral though
start doing this.
>>61440376tomorrow will probably be even more boring
>>61440348I saw. Happy for them.
>>61440678only jobs im interested in these days are C suite for an S&P 100 corporation or being a stay at home shareholder.
>>61440357that frog isn't funny anon
>>61440692get ready and buckle up
Financial advice.Up.Down.... Hold.
>>61440693She looks to be at least mid twenties blud 16 is hag cutoff
>>61440840I hate boomers so god damned much
Dead gaem
You're a mean one, Mr. BoboYou're a fugly piece of shitYou bring bendy straws to bathrooms'Cause you like the taste of piss, Mr. Bobooo!I wouldn't suck your dick if it was dipped in honey and could cure cancer.Also, you have no dick!You're a dipshit, Mr. Bobo.Even babies want you dead,You've never brought home a woman'Cause you're scared you'll wet the bed, Mr. BoboThe three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote"Bitch, dumpster, bitch!"You're poor, Mr. BoboYou can't afford the bus.You're deathly allergic to treenutsAnd your exact address is this, Mr. Bobo:1482 Mount Crumpit Boulevard, LiterallyWhoville, MichiganI mailed your bitch-ass a bag of nuts!Let's just address that you are inbred, Mr. BoboYou don't know how to read!I cannot stress enough how much you love to suck down pee, Mr. BoboAccording to an anonymous poll with a sample size of over three-thousand (You)s, who were asked to rank you on a scale from one to a hundred based on traits such as likability, general odor, and physical attractivenessThe highest number we got was three!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLJNCDa4GA
What do you expect tomorrow?
>>61441110We pampan
>>61441111checked.
>>61439610>ctrl-f>rape>0 resultsAnd you wonder why you aren't gmi
It’s fucking over isn’t it
>>61441116I haven’t heard of that ticker. Plz explain
>>61441135Feels that way
Silver mining bros. How are we feeling?
>>61441163Cautiously optimistic. Despite the shenanigans, surprises to the upside.
Give me ONE good reason why you aren't slurping GRRR at these levels?
>>61441136The primal urge of carnal knowledge is imperative to financial markets
Is there really no AI algorithm yet that predicts stocks? I saw Limitless starring bradley cooper
>>61441194Limitless implies only a biological brain can do that. AI isn’t close to a biological brain in its current form
>>61441110>>61441111S A N T AR A L L Y
Is it bullish or bearish?
>>61441251What a comfy comic
>>61441277kek. the incestual circle jerk is taking out actual revenue earning markets.
>>61439906I dont believe anything that vid guys says
i like ticker: TQQQ
>he isn't pandhandling for extra free gainsgot a free 10 bucks in gas by standing around my car at the gas pump with a confused look on my face. Didn't work at panda express but I will try again
>>61441353What if you run into a roving pack of future doctors or lawyers at the gas station while you’re hanging out panhandling
>>61441364I don't live anywhere near joggers and teens
>>61441345
Is the TSX coming back? It seems like Canada is on the way up and will soon be the only free market democracy in the Americas.Pic related: Katy Perry is the former Canadian PM’s rebound after his wife slept with Idris Elba during a global quarantine
>>61441383when did katy perry turn into a pajeeta? where'd her tits go?
>>614413921. She's wearing a shit ton of makeup2. They went in Trudeau's mouth (he was dressed as an eskimo at the time)
>>61441277incredibly bullish
>>61441419the gay king of canada ate katey perry's tits??
>>61441277clownworld is complete
>>61440623>that head shape
>>61441431
>meta announces it will cut the metaverse by 30%>stock jumps 5%that's kinda funny
>>61440840Same
>every TSLL play I took part in I chickenshitted >every one I paper traded would've earned me thousands of dollars every morning from premarket to 1030How the hell do I control my emotions
why is goog dipping and nvidia pumping?
>>61441536Because the bubble most grow and NVDA will be the last part to pop
Crabcember will never end. Merry fucking xmas.
>>61441536because google doesnt sell tpus, they sell access to tpus and pinky swear not to steal all your datathat and agentic llms being the future
>>61441449
>>61441564thats why you sell options in clownworld unless you're doing 0dtes
The Yen WILL giga weaken Its low was around 300/ dollar in the seventies.PS: didn't know Mandy Drury was still a CNBC anchor but heard her on the radio earlier in the car.
>>61441586so you're saying i should be shorting JAV futures
>>61441585>unless you're doing 0dtesso buying 0DTE - calls or puts, how do you know which is going to be money in a few hours? Do you buy at market open, an hour or two after?
Redpill me on SCHD over VOO or VTI. I'm in my mid 30s and am focused on just having retirement money.
>>61441586>The Yen WILL giga weakenwhy?arent they raising rates?
>>61441597NEVER at open, current clown market has 15-20% decay in the first few minutes(on top of bonkers base volatility), the dream which today was is buying 10-15 minutes out and selling in 30-60.if you're shorting options then yes, pound that the second the market opens
>>61441595No, you should be planning a sex tourism trip there next year
>>61441598if you are aroused at the concept of losing money then you should buy schd. in all other cases you should go voo unless you're convinced tech is a bubble in which case go vti.
>>61441606i plan one every year, but the strength of the yen is irrelevant as naive inaka girls are both free and superior to prostitutes.
>>61441615You've... made these pilgrimages?
>>61441604When you open your ODTE position do you select market or only limit? then to close the position is it market or limit?
>>61441598Shitposting aside it's about whether or not you want to care about your stock price. SCHD's income increased 17% during covid despite everything crashing. But you're going to have to be fine with seeing tech balloon to high prices while you're stays neutralfor example, it's like reits. As a whole the industry increased it's FFO a massive 17% this year. But it's only up 1.87%. If you are fine with just knowing the long term growth is fine and your payments will increase awesome. But a lot of people would rather just have their stock prices going up now so they can sell and just dealing with when it crashes Well they say they can handle the crash, but people were jumping off buildings in 2000 and 2008
US futures straight upJP futures straight downfuck niggersthank you for your attention to this matter
>>61441598The ONLY reason you should buy SCHD is if you are months away from retiring.
>>61441625i went to gradschool in nipland, i spent three months "writing my thesis" in deep inakafun fact there are cities that will offer you a cow and a bride if you move there>>61441630always limit for open, market for close
>>61441598ayo this nigga 30+ and only now thinking of retirement>, how do you know which is going to be money in a few hours? lol. lmao even.
>>61441638anon we need to go on an adventure together and find me a naive inaka wife
>>61441638>fun fact there are cities that will offer you a cow and a bride if you move therejokes on them, we have both in one in America
sex tourists get the rope
>>61441631hey darling. we aren't in a bubble, you've never really seen one so i forgive you for being mistaken. you haven't really ever seen prosperous times either, most people under 30 can't remember them. but that's what we're heading into. don't let your fear of loss and lack of trust keep you from better things. in markets and elsewhere. you're making real choices that have consequences that will echo all through your life. what's best isn't always what feels most comfortable and safe. love you.
>>61441646any time, but be warned, honor killings arent just a muslim thing never promise anything you arent willing to deliver to a girl
>>61441656
how to sex tourism for a 1st timer? i cant speak mexican, asian or slavic.
>>61441656I can still open a history book for events I wasn't alive for .-. everyone should know about the financial crisis
>>61441672it should be part of mandatory education desuhttps://sonichu.com/cwcki/Financhu_Crisis
>>61441657i'm tired boss i'm ready to bust a nut in the same woman's mouth for the rest of my life. i got everything except a wife
>>61441681unfortunately nipland will be rough if you only speak english rather than holy japanese, a flip would be more culturally compatible, just avoid the cities.
>>61441672well the '08 crisis wasn't a bubble in the stock market. it was a bubble in real estate and excessive risk-taking in the financial sector, banks and insurance companies overloaded with bad debt. '01 was arguably a bubble but look at those companies now. some failed, some still off those highs, but if you owned a basket of tech or just the nasdaq you'd be fine today even if you bought at the peak. more than fine actually. and that was one of the worst stock drawdowns in history. you'd be able to hold through that too, tough and stubborn as you are. and what the history books leave out is most stock surges aren't bubbles at all, but booms driven by fundamentals and crashes are the exception not the rule. you've got a little recency bias as do many. but ai is something else entirely and it is going to change the world. i think you know that. i'm thinking about you a lot by the way. miss your affection and esteem. i'm hoping you'll trust my advice and let me guide you.
>>61441638anonnoone is moving to your shitholecan you stop shitting up the board?
>>61441772no, and i told people who speak filthy gaijingo that nipland isnt viable
>>61441791>>61441772i'm moving there anywayi'll just hang outside the local high school with my google translate app
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>>61441814i hate to be the one to break it to you but japan hates fatties
>>61441823i'm actually athletic and pretty good lookingcrippling levels of autism thoi'm actually not going to speak to any women
>>61441815
>>6144169708/09 was more about the failures of poor people than anything else lol. love those based retards.
>>61441832rape is how they say hello in asia dont worry about it
>>61441844it was the crisis of our civilization and hopefully we learned lessons from it. greed and incompetence at the top as well, lack of vigilance from people that weren't involved. a lot went wrong and it wasn't just one thing, the hollowing out of manufacturing was a powerful undercurrent and if that hadn't been happening perhaps the poor people never would have run out of money for their mortgages. it was a polycrisis, not just one cause.
>>61441544It’s an air pocket
>>61441544the fact boomers are so confident this is a bubble gives me absolute ceratinty it is not
>>61441947Sorry these tech companies are going to develop AI to this point and then just stop because Rick the retiree thinks its a bubble.
>>61441997he thinks that until his ai sexbot convinces him otherwisethats the avenue y'all niggas havent considered
>>61439879When the war is over
>market opensSHITS ITSELF TO DEATH>5 seconds latermoonnews? nothing. explain to me whats going on like I am a mentally challenged libtard. avoid buzzwords like algos
