Market Shock EditionThread Theme:https://youtu.be/OcCkYc8TJZc>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61439610
you bough NFE, right?
Come to /pmg/ faggots. You know you want to.
>>61441826based
>>61441826finished shithole that is imploding as we speak
>>61441824Leslie Wexner wants you to buy VSCO calls on the back of an American eagle beat
>>61441846bullish for my love life
Is /our/ guy Shkreli going to pump QCLS some more tomorrow? Do I go all in at the open or what?
>>61441890lmao I posted this at $5 and got shit on. my guess is it might pull back a little more, I sold today at 7 but I'm back in tomorrow if it goes below 6 premarket. It's gonna be very volatile for a while but enjoy the ups and downs.
>>61441898based. nice job anon
>>61441861south korea has a higher % of unmarried women below the age of 35. i think koreans are cuter than japanese, smarter too. don't sleep on hmong women either.
>>61441829Explain. Do you think it's about to pop off?
>>61441928aren't south koreans the most soulless of bug people? that's also where tinny foiler is being a paypig. And I'm racist against the hmong because they must have done something for all the other asians to hate them so much.For me it's either a nip or maybe a thai or a flip. Nah who am I kidding i'll never speak to a woman I'm going to die alone
>>61441952>soullessi would use the term "autistic," and i wouldn't say that's a bad thing either. they are really good at strategy games and investing and i respect them a lot. the men are less effeminate than japanese as well, if you're aiming for children. then again with a 4'11'' bride dunno how macho your sons are gonna be anyhow.
>>61441906good luck, don't go all in though. I'm in for 20-30% of port just in case it blows up
>>61441965no i mean soulless, plastic materialistic gold digging whooooores. I haven't heard anything good about south korea
>>61441846But enough about America
>>61441985aside from my mother i'm not aware of a woman without problems. they are a major headache one way or another. best to focus on their charms rather than their flaws. you're gonna be paying a lot to ULTA and VSCO if you want to be happy anyways, they depreciate fast.
If my junior miner portfolio does not deliver, I think I'll invest in a rope manufacturer. Anyone got recommendations?
>>61441838>chibi got laid before me>fucking chris-chan has maintained longer relationships than I ever haveIts fucking over. 31 years of garbage. Realizing that I'm lower in the eyes of god than goddamn chris chan is suicide inducing. I haven't even had friends since HS. I can't even make money in a bull market.
>>61442004Miners will turn around in time, probably after the rate cut
>>61442020Shit posting fun!Capitalize God! Upper case G!He made you. You will be fine if you ask.No problem to big.
>>61442047>He made youI know. The reason I believe in god is that a life and brain as fucked as mine cannot possibly happen randomly.
>>61442070you're an experiment never meant for mass production, too weird to live and too rare to die. we all are here I guess
Are you ready for every house to need a private nuclear reactor running in the basement just so they can run ChatGPT?
>>61442086Damn all these tech execs need to lay of the ketamine
I need some advice. My stepdad came into some money. A lot of money. He started putting it into the market and is now "into" stocks. Problem is, he doesnt have a job. Hes shown interest in options and Im worried hes gonna fuck around and find out. What books can I get him that will help him not go full retard?
>>61442093my favorite options book is Options as a Strategic Investment.
>>61442093>stepdadYour mom cucked your real dad?
>>61442086glad all these lizards copied musk by just saying insane shit that'll never happen to grab headlines
legit fucking sick of holding amazon. the pump from the earnings beat is long gone and one tiny piece of mediocre news causes it to rug. like the USPS contract is expiring so faggots need to dump it?
Is everybody having fun?
Shill me your tickers that are doing poorly.
>>61442125I bought Nintendo not know japan was in trouble. I don't even play nintendo I just know fat neckbeards go into debt to buy their retarded shit. Plz pump my bags thank you.
>>61442125CDE and BCEKF
>>61441950It’s up 20% in after hours anon
what does this chart tell you?
>>61442152sell
>>61442136CDE seems to be up over 140% for the year. Did you buy at the top or something?
>>61442125SOXS
>>61442152>>61442154its the top
>>61442158my broker warned me as soon as I looked at it that its dangerous; why are you in on SOXS?
>futures
>>61442167because surely it has to go up at some point, but it wont
I’m such a loser I could never save money in a bank because it’s too boring but the adrenaline of watching my gains go down has weirdly encouraged me to invest rather than spend it on stupid crap. Up 71k so faR
>>61442167SOXS is free money right now. Market is going to crash in the next week.
>>61442157Yes, they did some bad M&A recently
>>61442178Shouldn’t IONQ be the goat then
>>61442178post your position
>>61442186Sorry IONZ I meant
>>61441950>NFE4 hr chart is bullish as fuck.
>>61442004samson rope, amsteel bluethey replace steel cables in cranes with this stuff, guaranteed to break your neck and not the rope
I ate two hot pockets for dinner, but not sure it was enough... oh well, guess I'm going to bed hungrysee you all at opening belllooking forward to the new earnings calendar too
>>61442284See ya
damn, I am so glad fundamentals don't matter otherwise this would be bad lol
>>61442004>nyone got recommendations?
>>61442317Its a fun meme but we all know its a resourceless mine run by a scammer
>>61442332we all know mossad pays you to fud our company
MGPI.
>>61442310the bailouts been priced in already. Enormous things are occurring.
>>61442356I honestly that's just the strategy. Keep it going so long and so big that it just HAS to be bailed out. There is no way people accept a tech bailout
>>61442359>There is no way people accept a tech bailoutjust don't talk about it, then. tech is the only growth/innovation sector, so they get full reigns.
>>61442332I miss the guy who pretended to be the brain damaged genius who pushed the stock.
>>61442346Don't they literally have shit drill results and a crap mine? Id be interested if you had information otherwise.
>>61442379>tech is the only innovative sector
>>61442387>Id be interested if you had information otherwise.They never bothered to get a mining permit. So you should go all in.
>>61442359>no way people accept a tech bailoutThey accepted all the other ones? Why not one that actually matters? Most people can’t make it through a major recession with how indebted they are.
>>61442402We can shitpost about the auto industry bailout but it did "save" 1.5 million jobs. The AI is just a bunch of wealthy companies and 401k's
>>61442403>The AI is just a bunch of wealthy companies and 401k'sLot of jerbs building the data centers and all the infrastructure and equipment that goes into it. Probably higher paying jerbs that auto workers.
>>61442359it's gonna be ok dear. you're a natural pessimist and cynic. want you to have some hope though. i benched 215 tonight btw, you got under my skin a little bit with something you said, wanted to prove something. let's be good to each other tomorrow though. i love you with all my heart. i hope you buy some tech stocks someday, but i'm really overweight on them and am eager for a merger, so you have options you can exercise.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMuWWfKUQ6c
>>61442170I'm starting to think your posts have nothing to so with futures and you just want to post your furry webms here...
>JP10Y>1.949%
>>61442425the /an/on is literally the best poster in this thread
try to remember how good things felt. it wasn't that long ago. you're the one whose been wrong, the one whose acted cruelly, the one who needs to change, the one who should apologize. and i know you don't want to accept that, don't want to see yourself that way. but it's true. it's also ok, and it's easier to change course than you might realize. i know how proud you are and how stubborn you are. i know you've grown to resent me. but your heart has changed before and i know it made you glad to do so. i'm not your ideal, i know that. but i'm really REALLY good for you, and objectively quite a catch. reel me in a little bit and see, you can always throw me back again. but you haven't taken a close enough look. i'll make you feel really good when you're near me.financially speaking, futes are nice and green, and the guinea pigs really illustrate the feelings i get when i look at them, i think it's a very appropriate image.
>>61442437Not my problem
>almost got pissed at superior at work because he was being a fag>realized I hate work in general not just my previous job>feel like I can't stop because I underperformed the last year on the market and in waging/would have had 50,000 more if I had not fucked up>paying monthly credit and loan bills, they already came due againIfIf I had just risked it all in aprilI'd be up half a million.I hate myself more and more as time goes on and there is no escape.>>61442478Women deserve rape.
Japanese femoids are inflating my silver erection
>>61442498No, but it will be.
>>61442516no it won't
>>61442478stfu
>>61442503wouldn't go that far but she definitely deserves every scolding i've given her and then some.she also deserves to be held and comforted because she has been misled and mistreated, seen too much disappointment and despair, sees the world through nightmare glasses and needs to be nurtured to health.the nasdaq will see 40k next year.
Henlo...NIGGER POWELLITS TIME TO GET YOUR GAME ON NIGGER POWELL
>>61442540
>>61441824>Victorias Secret earning release todayFuck, should I go in? Is it gonna pump (tm) or dump (tm)?
will cigarettes become cool again?
>>61442612that's a cigarillo
>>61442612yes, people love having that healthy grey taint to their skin and the sexy smell of carcinogens in their hair
>>61442612fucking hell thats cringe
>>61442612None of that suave dabbing on ShitTock being ‘rich’ (while in the presence of poorfags having espresso and a waiter in a t-shirt) makes up for mediocre facial features and shitty, stringy hair and receding hair line.
>futes
>>61442673gaaaaayy
>>61442673I've seen women with this kind of hairline where's those small hairs at the edge, but not a man. Is this shopped?
Fuck sake did I really buy the tippy top of MU
>>61442612Its crazy how you can do all this bullshit to drive attention away from your negative canthal tilt and norwood 4, but its just impossible to not notice. Take the finasteride pill bros, this is financial advice.
>>61442716Don´t you have to troon out on finasteride?
>>61442020Semaglutide, skincare and sunblock every day, minoxidil, grooming, maintain some sort of reasonable hairstyle, money you earned with investing use to invest in your body and not some retard gadgets or food delivery or car bullshit - do a rhinoplasty and a jaw surgery in Turkey, jeans + chukka boots + button up white shirt with rolled up sleeves + belt that matches sort of with boots>>61442086Jensen should build ONE first before yapping this sort of bull>>61442310fucking jew had to push it too much and ruin it for everyone>>61442673yea, I should start looking into redoing my jaw and everything. >>61442727No. I am on Duteastride and I can fuck normally without any issues. I am not in puberty anymore, I dont need DHT that much anymore
>>61442727No. It it literally more masculine in 2025 to be on finasteride and with a sub norwood 2 hairline than to be a better man plebbit basedboy bald with le epic beard. I'm not even being ironic here its astounding how feminizing a beard is to a man in 2025. There is no way to pull it off without looking like a faggot.
>>61442738I am pulling it off I think. But I have an underbite (not anything serious) and brow frown lines and look like I am pissed off a bit, also gymrat
Lot of fags in here
I can't help but feel the yen to silver value is important. Like 2011 didn't register then, but now something ominous is brewing.
Just my two cents
Intel has pumped 5 times over the course of 3 months, why haven't YOU hopped on it?
>>61442801why haven't you?
>Micron technologies will stop producing DRAM to focus entirely on HBM ram for AI >now only two companies produce 99% of all DRAM and they are both KoreanAmerica will now no longer produce DRAM
>>61442125There's this obscure tracker called the S&P500 that has been my worst performing investment over the last month.
A-are we back
>>61442826>https://h1bgrader.com/h1b-sponsors/cloudflare-inc-1ok8ln550d/lca/2025Sheer coincidence
the market is soooooooo boring right now>down 2%>up 2% >down 2%>up 2% kys hedgefons
>>61442810How will this affect the prices of my small chinese emulation game boys?This is very important
>>61442810Bullish. The average consumer will not own a laptop or desktop in 5 years. All makework corpo wagies will produce their brainless excel sheets and powerpoints via AI enabled apps on their phones. Low income already live the phone-only life. There will be no demand for PC/laptop hardware in the AI world
>>61442826Dare I say ‘zoom out to October 13th’.
Ok lads I boughted TQQQ. You can dump now.
>>61442859Motherfucker you're the reason it crab dumped all day I better be able to dump my calls today faggot I hate holding shit over the weekend
>>61441983>>61441898>>61441890how ya'll niggaz find out about the ticker one day before the stream bakadid this albo scammer shill this crap to his paying göDULL subscribers?
>Japan 10 year bonds nearly 2%This is fine right?
>>61442612he should have transed out as a teen.... He'd been saved...
>>61442885
>>61442885Japan has to decide whether they want to go down the massive pajeet import route or actually reforming taxes
I am financially welsh dragon
>>61442885>THINK OF LE HECKIN WALLSTREET CARRY TRADERSliterally nothing burger
>>61441809I know this is not the place for it but there's no stupid questions threadI was watching a movie and I have a business questionCould you buy a hotel over the phone in the 90s?https://youtu.be/2odn_xMxuXM
>>61441809So do you guys do all cap etf on the S&P or just S&P as normal?
What's the bigass volume on intel at the end of yesterday about? Something controversial happened?
>>61442940What taxes should they reform? Seems like a fair system to me, slightly beneficial to wealth but not problematic
So today is PCE, but it is September PCE. What does this even matter at this point
Doubled my AMAT position. Let's see if this was a mistake.
>>61443090Most taxes on every modern nation are paid by the rich. Japan, Korea, UK, Germany, America, the top 25% pay around 90% of all income tax. In America this is $100,000 by sheer chance. You could remove the income tax from 90% of Americans and only lose 10% income income tax revenue. Basically, until the modern world realizes they actually need a consumer that isnt taxed to death to fund a shitty welfare state, their consumer economies will continue to slowly die
>>61442884I trade small caps a lot and just saw it pumping on the scanner. Then saw the Shkreli connection on Twitter afterwards
>>61443078Some anons both; some one or the other.
>>61443090>>61443136Also corporate taxes should not exist. It's such a small percentage of government income (like 3%) but chokes small businesses. This is really bad in Japan because it created this culture of mom and pop stores just never expanding. Because the extra taxes are 100% not worth it. So their economy stalls
>>61443143>It's such a small percentage of government income (like 3%) but chokes small businesses.Isn't that the point
>>61443148Not really. Most liberals who champion it are retarded. >"you can't raise tariffs!!!! That will just get passed to the consumer!">"corporate taxes? Thats totally fine. VAT? Yeah they can just magically absorb it totally fine"
>>61443153No, I thought that getting rid of small businesses was the realpolitik reason behind it.>Companies lobby to increase taxes on other companies>Small competition disappears>Any taxes that happen to hit them are insignificant since they can just raise prices now, being a monopoly
>>61443153>>61443148Like the same people who call for progressive taxes and hate sales consumption taxes just ignore how VAT is the same thing. At least trump can cope that tariffs encourage domestic consumption and production. Its just a tariff on all goods even domesticI mean fuck, some countries like canada have interstate taxes. Which even rhe founding fathers explictly banned because it was so stupid. Like, its in our constitution that its not allowed
>>61443166Oh yeah. Most liberals wee useful idiots who don't understand thats why
My basterds GRRR is mooning bloody!
>>61443153>We will implement tariffs for companies to sell foreign stuff because we are the biggest shop, and when you wanna sell here, you gotta pay>Noooooooooo we can't increase taxes on companies because that will increase the prices and we can't implement a ban on companies that increase prices to offset the taxincrease when they wanna sell their stuff in the biggest shop
>>61443081People realized again it's Intel and they're doomed forever.
>>61443206Has there been a single bull case for intel?
>>61443136I'll ignore where you get your numbers from.So your plan is to reduce corporate tax to 0%, increase taxes on high earners and not tax low and medium earners?As a high earner / large business owner, what's stopping me from setting up a consultancy business and borrowing from my business profits while paying myself minimum wage?I agree that income tax should never exceed corporate tax. Capital gains should be the same as corporate tax.There is a case for the idea that tax money is spent on the poor and average, not the wealthy, then why should the wealthy pay for something they have no benefits from?Capital flight is dangerous.
>>61443185shut the fuck up faggot. you've been at this for months. nobody cares. nobody replies to you. nobody likes you. you are a literal baggie and down big on your shitty faggot stocks. just shut the fuck up already.
>>61443210>There is a case for the idea that tax money is spent on the poor and average, not the wealthy, then why should the wealthy pay for something they have no benefits fromBecause these poor and average still work and for example maintain the streets, the sewage system, the airports etc, or do you wanna do it?
>>61443185Shut up with your daily spam of absolute pajeet crap.
>>6144321690% of street, sewage system and airport usage is not by the wealthy, why should they pay 90% of the maintenance cost?
>>61443224Raise the wages for all employees and they will possibly together contribute enough taxes to make it proportional.
>>61443210>why should the wealthy pay for something they have no benefits from?Healthier wagies are wagies that can be worked harder. It's basic wagemaster 101 my benchot. You do double down on your wagies?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DRAM_price_fixing_scandal
>>61442940Why is this idea of need to import labor so widespread? Theres not shortage of labor, theres shortage of livable salaries.
>>61443235>>61443236Wagies that produce more value already get paid more. Minimum wagies already get subsidised income.Supply and demand issue, not tax issue.
>>61443239i love MICRON.MU let's FUCKING GOOO
>>61443210>I agree that income tax should never exceed corporate tax. Capital gains should be the same as corporate tax.All of these should be 0.
>>614432242bf... 90% of the work / value of Google is not attributable to this guy either, but he still gets given hundreds of millions of dollars worth of stock.
>>61443243Because you want to increase the percentage of working age population without paying for getting thereChildren are expensive to raise and educate and provide negative value.
>>61443212i like him
>>61443224Its insurance . Who has the most to lose if hoards of marauders go about destroying businesses and looting ? Or if another country invades, or if french sytle revolution. You can buy all the security you want , but when masses of people start coming you are gonna have to abandon all assets you cant carry with you. Some of the loweset taxation of the top decile and these faggots still think they are jn some ayn rynd fan fiction.
>>61443244There are services and products which are necessary for society but whose production is more expensive than the selling price or the price somebody would be willing to pay for. That's for example agriculture. This is why they get subsizided and are NOT net contributors, despite their products obviously being essential for society to survive, because otherwise we'd starve.This is why there is a taxsystem. One that doesn't ask you in particular which services you use or which products you buy, but generalizes.
>>61443253All you gotta do is deregulate and lower entitlements. Are you even white?
>>61443252Why don't you apply for CEO then, wagie? Wagies who complain should just apply to higher paying positions and they'll very quickly figure out why I earn the big bucks.
>netflix buying WB (including HBO)do I buy or nah?
>>61443258Thats retarded. Have you considered theres agricultural surplus cause theres overproduction?
>>61442884He literally tweeted about it 2 days agohttps://x.com/MartinShkreli/status/1996225504416792760just follow his twitter
>>61443262>Literally every tech CEO being paid tens to hundreds of millions of dollars being Indian is a purely organic coincidence and entirely skill and effort based.
We're almost at the 6 month low for VIX. Do we expect orange nigger to do something to make it skyrocket?
>>61443266once a company starts acquiring other companies to grow they are out of ideas. think AT&T
>>61443258Yes I agree with you and this is already subsidized by taxes but nothing you said is related to the initial question of "why should the rich pay 90% of the cost if they don't consume 90% of the product".
>>61443282Ok, somebody has to pay for it. The poor can't because their taxes are too low. So what can you do? Increase their wages, then they can contribute more taxwise. But that leads to higher prices (allegedly).
>>61443243Because there is a big social milestone right now that corporations refuse to cross know as "offer more pay to get more/better candidates"We've basically had an endless supply of workers drive down the cost of labor, like every other resource, until people just refused to take the jobs. Hence why they are so desperate to hire third world pajeets on h1b1'sLike, Boeing literally our sourced their auto pilot code to two COLLEGE STUDENT PAJEETS to save money and killed hundreds of people
>>61443283Increased wages lead to unemployment which leads to a higher cut of tax revenue being spent.
>>61443286>Boeing literally our sourced their auto pilot code to two COLLEGE STUDENT PAJEETS to save money and killed hundreds of peopleAnd the government (GOP) protects that company.>A federal judge on Thursday granted a Justice Department request to dismiss a felony case against Boeing tied to two passenger jet crashes that killed 346 people in Indonesia and Ethiopia.>Judge Reed O’Connor of the Northern District of Texas OK’d the DOJ’s motion to dismiss the case. The Trump administration sought the dismissal after it struck a non-prosecution agreement in May with the aerospace company — less than a year after the plane-maker had agreed to plead guilty as part of a deal with the Biden administration. The charge was conspiracy to defraud the government.https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/06/judge-doj-boeing-00639589https://www.reuters.com/world/us-judge-approves-doj-decision-drop-boeing-criminal-case-2025-11-06/Ironically it's the conservatives YET AGAIN.
>>61443288Looks like we are in a stalemate and can't move.
>>61443293Japan "fixed" this by disallowing unemployment, is that something you'd like? Old geezers sitting around doing nothing? This is why japan's gdp per capita is so low - no incentive to work hard because you can't get fired.
>>61443288Not if you deport infinity jeets in parallel
>Wall Street loves Meta’s reported metaverse cuts. Most analysts see 20%-plus gain for stock>Let's kill the reason for the companies' name and its entire visionMight as well rename it into Adtech or whatever.>>61443304Fixed what? Them not being unemployed/not being able to get fired doesn't fix the initial problem you brought up as a problem that rich allegedly pay 90% of the taxcosts >>61443282
Does it bother anyone else that most stocks are at all time highs? Every single one I look at has already ran up over 100% for the year.
>>61443312Everyone knows the idea was retarded, it doesn't matter if Zuck the Cuck wanted to turn the whole company into some Second Life 2: Yiff Harder simulator. Even if the company keeps the name of a failed project it's kind of irrelevant, investors would rather see that money spent just about anywhere else.
>>61443307The US solved this with h1b indeed, those jeets working hard out of fear is what's keeping your stocks green. Losing them means losing profit, which in turn means either slow stagnation (japan) or cost cutting meaning people are now on welfare e g tax cost
The dram shortage might be the first time the AI craze has seen genuinely retarded to me. OpenAI just buying 40% of all DRAM for the next three years when they aren't even 10% of the way to breaking even is wild
>SOFI down +7% pre-marketDilution is a bitch. But I'm also lining up a bunch of cascading orders.
>>61443320the issue is that, at least when it comes to software, the overwhelming majority of costs isn't upfront. It's long term maintenance. Which is why cost cutting with software always backfires every single time.Just look at yet another cloudflare outage we had
>>61443316The stock market turning into a passive investing extra high yield +20% APY shared public savings account is strange and freakish, and will most likely end in national disaster
>>61443333Gotta hold some real garbage that moons when diluted, like Shitel.
>>61443316No because it's mostly tech's fault and I already took profits
Been buying some INTC>tfw was gonna but at 20 but pussied outThat's what I get for listening to redditors. Do you guys think the Apple deal is legit?
Looks like we're in for another boring ass crabfest.
Any S anons out there? When will we have our time bros
is it advisable to liquidate 1% of your stock holdings to use it on prime hookers?
>>61443359no I would do 5-10%
>>61441985I was just in South Korea for a bit and you’re right, the women are plastic af.
>>61443359Subprime hookers offer much better rates
>>61441809I know this will be a strange question for you americans, but for your stock portfolio do you actually invest in other countries? Or it's just american stuff? Cause I've read about equal weighted aka each country gets an equal share of my portfolio (or macroarea).Anyone does this?
>>61443376yeah go invest in somalia and UK stocks good luck
>>61443376i do about 20% non-US (VXUS)
Very dumb questionBefore the split TQQQ hit a high of 120, that was when nigvideo, Oracle Michaelsoft etc were at peak delusion. Did the split raise the ceiling?I ask because its at ~55 now and the high would be 60. Thats not much room for upside but massive room to dump
lmao it's hilarious when there's supposed to be a data drop but it doesn't happen for whatever reason, and then the algos still dump everything right at 8:30. It's like that F1 race where all the cheating drivers got exposed.
>>61443379klok (new meme word replacing 'kek')
WTFWTFTWF silversisters?
Did anyone buy some Ford on the trump deregulation news?
>>61443379Just bought another £1k of nestle.Enjoy the tech collapse. xXx
Is URANIUM back? I need it to be. I'm stuck in a position on Boss Energy. I thought it was oversold but it's still the most shorted stock on the ASX. They're having an operational review due in 'the December quarter' that I kinda need to be postive/neutral.
>>61443413nigga the time to buy was before the announcement
>Futures turning redWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MY NIGGERS??
>>61443381What's the ISIN of that? Can't find it.Anyway ok, USA is about 80% of market cap iirc, so it's nothing different from the usual market cap weighted.Maybe what I'm proposing is not really a thing for american investors.
>>61443336>>61443342it's stuff like this... this narcissism and dishonesty. i already told you that it was scheduled maintenance. and 4chan was down all of ten minutes but you keep pushing this narrative. you're wrong babe. you knew you were wrong before you made these posts. but you made them anyways. don't let reality get in the way of an opportunity to push your bigoted agenda. and you sold your vt in january and bought schd. i guess that counts as "taking profits" but that's quite a spin job you just did. you could just accept you made a mistake but you're going to keep up this sour grapes act to avoid having to deal with that. it's costing you money and fooling no one but you at this point.anyways good morning. i hope today can be one of healing and insight for you.
>>61443413>Did anyone buy some FordI like the badge and have their van, but I'm balls deep in auto-trader and Halfords right now.
>>61443432US9219097683 maybe
>>61443407sorry that was just me slurping a sui stack
It's over.
>>61443400No data when data was expected = bad news
Uhm xissies, wat happen?
>>61443413The only catalyst that would get me to buy Ford is if they were first to announce an FSD licensing deal with Tesla. A short-term bump from reduced regulations does not overcome long term issues for buy-and-holders.
>>61443449Without fail, when I write this, it reverses
Morning frensAny jiggers or news so far today?
>>61443032>anti-white jewslopno thanks
I boughted. :(
>>61443473See >>61443449
>>61442854>There will be no demand for PC/laptop hardware in the AI worldyeah okay retard. kys.
>>61443032Here's a better business related video for you to watch while your portfolio crabs todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxlTHZ0GmxU
Strange this exact thing happened pre market yesterday too
should i keep holding crbp lads?
>>61443504picrel
>>61443496>laptopDumbest.Phrase.Ever.No one uses them on their lap.
why wont things just go down a bit
>>61443512because crabithas dfc demands it
>>61443290>So you killed a few hundred people, keep doing it senpai.Fuck you orange pos
>>61443512You're looking in the wrong places.
I'm all in on divvies
My apple calls are cooked. I bought 285 calls expiring today
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCam on let's make some fookin' gains!
> pumpy
>>61443530Me too, all in on nigvidia
>>61443535Based
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT RBRK FOR MONTHS AHHHHH
>>61443535LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The lunchtime V is going to be glorious Buy GRRR
Finally that piece of shit amazon is going up
You best start believing in Crab Markets anon,Because you're in one
Anyone here own WBD or NFLX? 80 billion is crazy. Wonder if it will get though anti-trust.
can the fucking market drop so i can buy back in? im sitting on so much cash
BOIL ripping.
>>61443580MSFT exists
>>61443580>market drop>crabcemberishiggydigy
dumpy
>>61443586>investing in the most Indian infested company in the Mag 7lollmao
Victoria gods won
>>61443575snibedi snab : -DDDD
>>61443580Just spent my last bean.Zero pounds. Zero pence. It's just so me.
>Read FT>Comments section for every other article is nothing but chinese dicksuckingVery weird seeing people who desperately hope China takes over when they'd be directly affected by it in a negative way since things are linked so closely to the US
buy google before its too late
KEK US NATGAS
>>61443579I literally have one share that was gifted to me by fidelity. It was a bag i've been holding for ages and never got rid of just because i didnt spend a penny on it, i just find it amusing that i may lose it now.That said i'm with the people who say netflix is way overvalued. I don't know if the government is going to let it happen.
V status: deployed
>>61443629roomba?
>>61443622It can't stop going up
There is now one Nanachi in this thread. May your portfolio make some fuggin gainss
>>61443627You will get 5 dollars worth of Netflix shares and some cash now lol.
>inflation was going up and they were cutting
USAR follows crypto what's up with thatAs I drive in the snow to my job that pays the same as it did 2 years ago I wonder to myself why I didn't just gamble. If you gamble you might win. If you do nothing you live as though you lost every day. Shakalaka.
The market is gay as fuck
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/61209922#p61210848Today the winter went away and I was really sweating so i will buy the KOLDSubscribe my newsletter for many moons and lambo.Vishnu bless. WAGMI
whats going on? why is this fucking schizo market like that. I fucking hate it.
>>61443662Players winWinners playHave a lucky day
>>61443665Yeah and then I'm a big dicksucking lala homo man fairy. Because I'm making money hand over fist over cum-drenched bussy. I don't know what's the fuck up with you people. You bears or something? I've never seen this thread more sour than when muh market is going straight up.
>>61443657Fuck yeah I'm hitting the big time now.
>>61441378Thank you for this anon
>>61443643Imagine it all just queefing out those pipelines as a big beautiful shimmery haze.
WTFWT
>FTNT
>mfw retard pump
why my bags pumping
>>61442125Why would I buy something that will do poorly?
I solded early
>>61443674You're just a boring boomer index holder.The market just going straight up sucks.There's no cycles.There's no volatiltiy.The VIX is dead.Everything is perfect.PCE data didn't affect the market at all.You're perspective: "if you're not a permabull at all time highs you're a retard"
Pooooompa
>>61443725Poompa (doompity doomp)
>>61443724>You're perspective: "if you're not a permabull at all time highs you're a retard"he aint wrong thogo bankrupt another hedge fund burry
>>61443580>he didn't just buy moreishygddt
>>61443688Honestly the energy squeeze may be back. I'm having a lot of fun.
all my gains today down the drain because i need a new tire and alignment
>>61443741if you never went outside youd never have these ridiculous expenses
>>61443741Keep up with your vehicle maintenance retard-kun
>>61443747just need a 1.5 mil folio and I'd never have to wagie again.
>>61442125Basically all of this.You can thank me later when your filthy cocking rich by the end of next week.
>>61443741should have listened to gt anon
I just remembered the 50y mortgage.
>>61443724Um excuse you, I'm a TQQQ swinger. Not smart enough to buy and hold indices. Boggleheads are right but they don't deserve respect. And fundamentals have been disconnected from the market for so long that, eh, you can't afford not to be invested on those grounds. Like if you'd been stubbornly waiting for economic reality to crash the market since 2023 you'd have missed out on a LOT of money. At some point economic reality isn't worth waiting for anymore. If we DO have a dramatic crash my stop losses will trigger, I'll take a haircut, and I'll eventually make my money back. But the more likely scenario imo is a slow steady decline, with plenty of time to react to the cooling conditions however shitty they are. And until we start going decisively, consistently down you'd just plain rather have equities than cash.
>>61442121WHO IS SHE
>>61443760It'll never be enough. But I like this romantic idea of anon as a NEETfag renting some shitbox and slowly selling off his portfolio while consuming games, anime and tendies until he decides to off himself.
>tfw when I'll never get to refinance
Another day of realizing that if I just bought index funds instead of trying to be mister big shot trader man I'd have way more money
Somehow the PCE is good, but also yields went up on 20 and 30y.
>>61443777HGRAFif you take a 5% stake in the company she might fuck you
Silver $60 today
Why the FUCK do I keep seeing mention of TQQQ???Literally solded 70% of my calls and shares at 57 because you baggies are a fucking cancer to any ticker posted about
>>61443760neeting is overrated. i went back to work (part time)
>>61443579Anti-trust isn't a thing in America anymore, Trump made sure of it.
bruuh
>>61443779it is quite clearly enough. 4% withdrawal rate = about 60k a year. this would be zero tax due to standard deduction and long-term cap gains for married folk. if you already own a house, 60k untaxed goes a long way
>>61443796My dream is to go back to bartending part time while my sugar mamma wfh tech makework soul slaves away at home. Then I can pursue my passions for cooking and fucking her.
>>61443788Trust the plan
>>61443813also this is for brokerage. later comes the 401k, IRA and remnants of social security
>>61443814Based horny cannibal
>>61443813I mean psychologically. Once you hit that arbitrary number it just becomes the new floor.
KEK NATGAS AGAIN
>>61443835those niggers are faggots and need to know when its time to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
>>61443813I can't imagine why some people would need more than $5k a month
I'm thinking about buying 10k of pic related. Thoughts?
>>61443837BOIL chads are unironically the most based and will make it.
>>61443848There was someone shilling KOLD here recently lmfao.
>>61443844inflation and future proofingwhatever you don't need stays in the market.
>>61443860It's a bad sounding ticker anyways, like OKLO
>>61443860I guess he just hates money
>>61443814Reported.
>>61443860>>61443866>>61443870>they don't know about the Kold Kall Klan
>>61443870him and schd guy should date
>>61443861I guess that's why I'm not a big fan of bonds. I'll have like a year or so of cash when I plan to retire if a bad crash happens at that exact moment but besides that my investments will just keep growing.Also it's pretty easy to predict a reasonable crash. Like I'd probably delay retiring this year or even the next until fundamentals come back down. Each month we have some new red flags like the DRAM shortage
>>61443845it's not very expensive and vanguard and other intitutions are buying continuosly
>>61443883Don't big institutions like that have the ability to buyt he A shares or whatever they're called?
>>61443760>had this>buyed a house>now have half that in the markets>the other half in an extremely illiquid asset>paid an assload of taxes>still have to workkill me, dumbest thing I ever did
>>61443880babe, the dram shortage is because hbm is in such high demand, they're focusing on higher margin stuff. that's a green flag if anything. by the way been wanting to ask you your thoughts on quantum, you keep saying it's useless until resonance or something? could you explain that like i only have an 8th grade diploma? (i only have an 8th grade diploma)
>>61443609You just don't understand the planet wide mutt (MIGA) fatigue.
>>61443890>>61443760Do Americans ever think that they could just live in Budapest or Belgrade. Retain the same living standard on like half the spend.
>>61443890and you still have to pay rent to the government on it lol
>>61443889You mean the chinese share? I can buy that.
NATGAS KEEPS GOING AMERICANS WILL FREEZE
>>61443915>live in a third world shitholesure it's crossed my mind, but I like the cold and so that doesn't leave many good and feasible options>>61443928Massa says I'm the goodest goyim
>>61443958I have a fireplace
>>61443967And you are going to warm a whole house with a fire place?
>>61443890But you'll spend like half on property taxes, insurance and maintenance then you would renting. This is assuming no mortgage of course.And its your house. Do what you want inside and out. Paint it, have a garden, put nails in the walls, mount a tv
>>61443972He will use the planks at the outer edge of the house to keep the fire burning
>>61443962Yeah I don't think Belgrade or Budapest get very cold, probably just have shit weather half the year.
>>61443962Baltic nations? You don't fear them being invaded by Russia, do you?
NATGAS BROS we are not acting smug enough.
>>61444034>NATGODS
what is going on
>>61444048Lunch dump
where were the BOILbros a month ago? i could have bought then. no good bastards keeping all the gains
>>61443979Nails are completely irrelevant in a world with abundant cheap adhesives which are reversible with hot water / alcohol and don't put a hole in your wall, you can mount anything anywhereGarden? Pot plantsHoomers are idiots, victims of mimetic desire.
comfy MAIN investing
Realistically what is the timeframe for the AI bubble to pop, like 1st quarter of 2027?
>>61444134Q2 2026
>>61444103what about when your landlord decides to upcharge you 10% suddenly for the next year because (((reasons)))
>>61444103Nailed it.
>>614441342 more weeks
pltr and meta baggies, we're so so back
>>61444134OpenAI IPO
My head hurts watch SMX right now
>>61444134When we reach SPY 7300-7400.
>>61444189Fucking hell it's still running
>>61444113you're hurting me babe. just want to love you, help you, entertain you. you were happier and kinder when we were closer and i miss that. i know part of you misses it too and i wish you would listen to it. i can build you into a stronger better woman, you would make me a happy man. i love you and i'm trying my best, and i'll always do that for you. you're making bad choices and i know you don't want to hear that, but you could be much happier and healthier on a different path, and i want to lead you down it. why don't you tell me about your main investment, i'd be glad to hear you talk about it.
new personal bestnine-thousands united states dollars in dividendsthis monthand that is only part 1 of 2. (none in jan, tho)
Don't look at TLT
>>61444207the somalians appreciate your generous tax payments
DID ANY of you call SMX below 60 dollars? or should we just admit REDDIT OWNS us when it comes to making money?
>>61443915third world shitholes arent the same standard of living
>>61444235I can't. My pride is priceless
>>61444229what ever happened to the TMF shills I wonderimagine losing like 10%+ while holding govt bonds of all things
>>61444235sorry we only buy soxl here
just sold my ftnt calls for 100% profitthanks smg some of you guys are allright, don't go to mcdonald's tomorrow
>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent>@SecScottBessent>During today’s constructive call with Vice Premier He Lifeng, @USTradeRep Greer and I discussed the ongoing implementation of the Busan arrangement between President Trump and President Xi, which is going well. I also reaffirmed the United States’ commitment to continued engagement with China.I'm sure he wants to IMPLEMENT that BUSAN agreement.
>>61444275sounds like it'll make the marts BUSSIN'
>>61444275I bet he wants to IMPLEMENT TRUMP into XI's BUSSY AGREEMENT if you know what i mean
>>61444134Allow me to illustrate both the timeframe and directionality involved in cryptic pictorial form, if... I may be so bold.
>>61444230>somaliansthey stole a crumb compared to isreal btwsomalis enrich the fabric of society for a reasonable price
>>61444326name on thing somalians contribute to societythose niggers don't even have food
>>61444103>Nails are completely irrelevantNot only irrelevant, but extremely dangerous in the modern world.In all seriousness one thing people aren't factoring in for at all with building codes if that modern houses are now built with huge amounts of insulation in the walls.They need a vapour barrier between the inside of the home and that insulation to stop water vapour getting behind the insulation and condensing into liquid form as it comes into contact with the cold outer wall at night.Fine.Provided a hoom owner doesn't drive a nail or screw into said wall that then pierces said barrier and allows said water vapour to get behind there and then, said condensate to form.Can't see that ever being an issue.
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>>61443777Daniela cambone
Caught a cheeky scalp at 685, bought a few 687C 0dtes. Just sold. 50% profit. Easy money.
>>61443860it was meim still eyeing it but waiting for the story to reverse before i buy
>>61444344their scamming prowess needs to be harnessed for the benefit of America. left idle they will steal from anyone outside their group.we have the best scammers they just need to be applied correctly.
>>61444410sorry we already have plenty of jews
>>61444113know you're mad. know you're busy. know also i care for you and want to make you feel good. you have poison inside you and i want to be the antidote. it's not weakness to change, it's strength. it's not cowardice to forgive, it's bravery. i'm not asking you to betray yourself, i'm asking you to grow into something better. i continue to love and admire you. have a good day babygirl.
>>61444410>reverse charge call from Nigerian on the line
>you though NATGAS was pulling backNot today kid
>>61444497C'est fini
Short gme
>>61444497>>61444512I don't have a thread theme sorry
>>61442730jesus you sound like the biggest faggot ever.Which eurotrash country you from?
>>61443509i'm using mine on my lap rn
>>61444519How about this
hope you guys bought WBD when it was like $7
>>61444538Sorry I meant a song but I got it now>>61444558>>61444558>>61444558
>>61444560retard
>>61444596Yeah
>>61444512C'est un Bunga Bunga
