CRYSTAL FROG editionThread Theme:Go Fuck Yourself>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61441809 & >>61444558
Frogs won
Crabs won
>>61444691Somebody asked about IRBT on the aborted thread. It's still a strong buy.
Did i make the thread right
>>61444710But why?
NATGAS
why is the market crabbing?
>>61444716yeah you did good
Are we genuinely going to crab until Feddy Jerome announces the next round of money printing?
>>61444702Frogs got BOILed today.
>>61444691I like those frogs:)
Have you ever seen a headline about two countries' leaders talking about politics and coming together at American Football? No. Football is superior.>Canada PM Office: Carney, Sheinbaum Have 'Productive' Talk At FIFA Event
why does every little bit of down get a massive green candle? JUST GO DOWN
Left, middle or right?
>>61444718It's been in accumulation since April, per the weekly chart. Look at that divergence.I'd be going in heavy if I had anything left to buy with.
>>61444764>Trinational european central banker and cartel lackey have "productive" talks at kickball tournament
>>61444734
>>61444773FMK for me
Why did SMX go to moon?
>hold SOXL>winIt really is just that easy.
I appreciate crabbing if it means this slow accumulation>>61444804>SOXLGODS
I tried to short Tesla and lost money AMA
is baggie still on /smg/
>>61444823Did you short sell or buy puts?I've started short selling more these days vs buying puts. Hate options spread niggers, simple as.
>>61444828He's probably over on /bant/ where he can shitpost with wild abandon
>>61444828Unfortunately
>>61444831puts, all I can say isElon Musk > Michael Burry
>>61444831>I've started short selling more these days vs buying puts.i always have tried to avoid selling shares short because i dont like that i have to calculate the daily holding fee into your profit calculation. too much work.
hard to imagine that SPX won't reach 7000pts before EOY
>>61444804I sold at 18 and it haunts me.
>>61444865I have to imagine it will. I dropped a huge stack on TQQQ today.
>>61444916The balls on you. Riding that 7% difference or you willing to hold through ath.
>>61444927I am in no hurry. I hope the Santa Rally will bring good fortune.
>bought SPY 0dtes>made my gains>close position>done for the day>done for the weekIt's a sad feeling, really.
>>61444932>Dicks
>>61444935
>>61444852>daily holding feeRender unto the bag maker that which is the bag makers.
>>61444935My favourite was some anon got tilf.
What the fuck happened
>>61444943read the fine printand be like "whats the big deal?"spun wheels of steel sincebroke wheel big wheel
>>61444804SOXL sissies have been shilling that shit for 5 years, and they actually won bigly..incredibly based
>>61444716No. Seagulls are my least favourite of all animals.I wake up listening to them, thinking about poisoning dose threshold, if they're comparable to rats per kilo body mass and bread wrapped poison.
>>61444953DOOM
>>61444953WTF, tried to find the song. All that came up was this.https://huggingface.co/datasets/huggingartists/mf-doom/viewer
>>61444965State bird of Utah. They saved the Mormon race. You should try Magpies annoying.
>>61444989Someone tried to parse lyrics with regex it seems. Source is King Geedorah – The Fine Print
>>61444997Blessed and breadpilled
>>61444953It was suicide, right? After his kid died by suicide first. Sad shit.
>>61445001Cheers
Why is Kim Kardashian worth $1.9 billion and I'm worth less than $100,000?
>>61445021should have gotten your JD
I want to write "It's over.", but the market won't dump.
Ay, yo, who finna be thinkin bout that BOIL
>>61445027Maybe I should make a sex tape
>>61445035I want by bepis, Powell...
>>61444989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4dsyKNEb-cthe most slick talkin of burly guysget caught early and boiled in oil like curly fries even those that's MR FURLEY'S SIZEthey earn their fatethey allllllll get burned at the stake
>Rambo prequel
whens the crash?
I;m thinking about thos BOIL
Why doesn’t bobo ever post a screenshot of the money he made going short? It’s hard to remember a time when I saw that actually happen.It seems like bobo spreads a lot of FUD but never puts his money where his mouth is, then just claims he was a genius 10% of the time when bulls lose money. But no positions posted.
They will never let the market go downYou will be forced to buy the top for the rest of your life
>>61445021Do you have a badonka donk that's chonka chonk? No.Think before making such silly comparisons in future.
>>61445077Sounds like boomers need to reshuffle the index
>>61445077Looks like bad quality, like literally probably, at least for the products.
>>61445013idk one his later songs that maybe even came out after his death said this:>biker, its time to pay the piper>so foul and rebellious, your son (the sun) dont even like ya>homie, shoulda took the time to get to know me>but now i cant do nothin but watch you burn slowly>now fry!truth be told im all in on NVDA because i dont think DOOM existed >Something like 14, they must be on horse pills>OT and zero-three to re-up on force fieldsor >He busted in, blessed be the Lord>Who believe any mess they read up on a message boardwhen you think about what year he was talking about all these topics on and the quality of back to back to back to back to back to back releases from 2003-2005 its hard to imagine that hes anything other than early AI technology. but God bless him anyways
>>61445077Chevrolet, grits and Smooth Hits 1997 on CD then.
Why do so many people not invest (not counting 401ks)? You can argue the average person is poor but most of them still waste money consooming stupid shit they don't need.
There are people in this thread that listen to >"drill" >"music"
So many people will either be killed by firing squad or flee to russia the second the first domino falls on this Ai dogshit grift
+0.3% is actually breddy gud. That's bull country.
>>61445138Food tastes good, nice clothes feel nice. The avg person doesn't feel anything if you tell them "well, you can theoretically get money if youre lucky, and you have to wait a while if it happens"
Holy shit wtfwt
>>61445138One thing I've come to realise is the vast majority of people are legitimately sheeple. Including the ones who don't think they are.It's staggering how someone even with an average salary (which is currently around £39k a year) can't seem to figure out how to put a thousand or few into a stocks and shares ISA a year. There are people on considerably more than that in my family who just have their savings parkesld in a current account earning nothing whatsoever, despite knowing actual investment bankers in person.One thing that happens almost as soon as they start slightly more money is they turn into full blown consumer-workers and just spend it all away.
>>61445180The fact that there wasn't more outrage about the "50 year mortgage" idea just shows how much of cattle people really are.
>>61445180Its not that deep, people are lazy, and people dont want to gamble with their moneyYou say people have spare money, but how liquid is that money truly to them
Maxed out my Roth IRA
>>61445189Most people under the age of 40 can't even afford a home everyones a renter or they live with their aging parentsThe idea of owning a home is literally incomprehensible
>>61445189>Make a new financial product that no one is forced to use>"WHY IS NO ONE OUTRAGED?!?"The anti-50 year mortgage retards are dumber than anyone that would willingly enter into a 50 year mortgage.
if we love physical silver so much that we just want to hold it forever, isn't it going up bad for us because it's more expensive to buy? make it make sense
>>61445170>luckyJust don't be a retard, doesn't require luck
>>61445210Holy ESL. Your reading comprehension is below kindergarten levels.
How do you guys feel about consumer storage companies. Its the most common new construction I see all over my city. People cant afford homes but they can afford to buy tons more crap. They dont have a place to put it so they keep buying up these dumbass storage centers. its a REIT so they dont do stock buy backs and payout 4-5% dividend. I guess its more of a dividend type thing.
>>61445217Depends how big your stack is. It's bad if you're a stacklet and just starting out
Market is not movingDid the market close early?PATHETIC
what is it going to take to push silver to the limit
>>61445231Its a good passive income businessLow employee head count to maintain, its biggest expense is upkeep and maintenance and probably insuranceThat said you dont store peoples shit right you'll probably get sued
>>61445258Bury the customer in small print and stipulations.
Now is my time:It's over.
>>61445244silver bros.. why did you tell me to buy the tippity top?
>>61445276exit liquidity baggy
>>61445231The trend in my area is >apartment complex goes up>soon after a fuckhuge storage place goes up nearbyNobody can afford homes and apartments keep springing up everywhere and as you said people need a place to store their shit. Can't fit it all in a 2 bedroom apartment. Seems like a good business and probably will continue to be one for the foreseeable future, but good businesses don't always make good stocks and vice versa.
>>61445217>Silver is up? Cool, what I have is worth more!>Silver is down? Cool, I can buy more this month!I think you want to ask /pmg/ those questions.
>>61445138they think its akin to gambling. I know this dude on social security his brother died and he was left over 100k. Hed rather it just sit in a savings account. Hed rather try to buy more property with it than ever buy any stock with it. Hes a gen X. My wife is also afraid of investing in anything but loves saving money for the kids in variable savings rate accounts. She has some catholic guilt about gambling as well. My boomer dad kinda likes investing and thinks tesla will make him rich. Only people ive known to invest in stocks have been boomers with extra money laying around. But for the most part they all tend toward wanting real estate and fantasize about renting shit out. In laws bought a vacation home in new mexico. Its about as nice as their home in austin. They prob own some stocks too. The other single in laws will have 100k or so just laying around and dont invest in stock much either. This 40 somethin single woman high powered lawyer started buying bitcoin few years ago. But again she owns a house and rents that shit out. They all love owning some house or houses they dont live in.
I thought I was in pmg for a minute
>>61445326People always need homes, people dont need a stock in NvidiaIts basic risk management for people who are horrified of risk after 2008
>>61445138Most people live paycheck to paycheck. Even when they make good money and hit six figures, more than half of them still live paycheck to paycheck.The simple fact is most people don't have the self control or foresight to invest. It's a big reason I think democracy and universal suffrage is a huge mistake
The FUD about the AI bubble is getting to me bro. I mean I know it's a bubble, it's just that seeing any news about it is making me wanna sell now.
>>61445326>fantasize about renting shit out.My mum is absolutely obsessed with it. Win lottery Get property portfolio Rent it outShe's in her late 70s and wants to get into dealing with possible smack addicts and rental properties.I've also explained to her more times than I can count that it's the landlords responsibility to maintain the property. Yet she still comments on how the people renting the house nextdoor have let it go to wreck and ruin.
>>61445370We call it an air pocket around these parts
>>61445370Lets take prop bets of which pile of hot air will explode first
>>61445150Drone and dark ambient in noise canceling headphones. It is life.
>>61445231You may find this interestinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEVv8SOJ6Is
>>61445372>Cools your toxic hot air pocket with revitalising rain mist before sexually assaulting another minor in the men's bathroom stalls
>>61445326laughed out loud for good 3 min at the dolan here
>>61445370The fact the US intrest payments are 25% of US tax revenue scares the fuck out of me. That is 100% unsustainable and the bond holders have to react at some point.I know so many poor bears who have been kvetching since 2010 though and I dont want to be a pussy during the best investment times. Not sure how to stay objective.
Wait, these shows are real?https://youtu.be/0uguJ6kpQSo?si=PfsAxsw4UxtgvvDq
hope you bought KOLD for cheapies today
>>61445371My Dad makes really good money, but refuses to invest in anything but a 401k because of the 2008 crash.
>global economy is teetering on a dozen or so fat neckbeard schizos arguing with troons over rust versus C in the linux kernel on /g/, 100 million pajeet scammers led by top caste scammers pushing tech bubble latest buzzwords, and some hallucinating chatbots requiring endless energy but cant figure out how many letters are in a wordyeah it's over we're all gonna die and the market will crash to zero when the servers in wall street experience an unfixable bug
>>61445458He knows a 401k is just stocks usually.. right?
buy signal?
OH NO NO NO, MY INVESTMENTS....AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>61445475He does, but ever since the divorce he has a thing about money. Can’t really blame him.
imagine being so retarded that you buy PMs at the ATH during a rally that has been caused by blormpf and a fed cut during a shocking 3% inflation era. If it doesn't trend down beforehand it'll rug once the Republicans get raped in the midterms.
>>61445436You think the US will run out of dollars?
>>61445491I'll just buy every dip. A Wall Street top investor told me to.
>>61445436So you don't have to worry, taxation is just a deflationary measure and tax money doesn't actually pay for anything. The state can just make money exist btw.
>>61445491If you had $1k to invest every month what would you buy?
>>61445492Fuck no, just that they will be forced to inflate away the debt and bond holders will demand 7% minimum which would crash the market hard.
>>61445503NDX or VOO
>>61445503SSO for 10 months of the year, whatever looks fun and promising the other 2 months.Right now Im going leafGSY, money marketMDA RocketPRL money marketLulu ClothesAll dumped 30% or more. GSY on a Jewish short seller report by Jehoshaphat Research.
>>61445481Bitch bastard stop SCREAMING YOU'RE SCARING MY MONEY
lel Shkreli got liquidated shorting quantum-300k in a single bet
God fucking damn it
realistically how many SQQQs do I want to hold into the weekend
>>61445205look at this goyim telling everyone he's a slave (he has earned income). if your income isnt 100% derived from schedules D and B lower your tone when talking to me.
>>61445535Thats a name I have not heard in a long time.
>>61445544
>>61445535But Quantum stocks were a lot higher. Did he reshort or liquidated because of interest or what? I see a stream, from yesterday "100% RIP". But 9 hours?
I hope you all invested into greggs when i told youhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/greggs-jumps-5-jpm-initiates-090437931.html
>>61445535Whats shikrelis net worth?This makes me feel better about my retarded puts
>>61445535idk who that is, but quantum is the actual long term AI play.
Over 25 years US Mid-Cap stocks returned an annualized ~9.3%, while Large Caps (the kind that makeup the S&P 500) returned only ~8.0%. Not a massive difference but the S&P500 is heavily weighted towards magacaps and DOES INVOLVE PICKING because the composition is not strictly mathematical but made by a board picking industry champions.The problem is that we collectively have a recency bias where the last 10 years were dominated by Mag-7s absurd returns that blotted out the very real recovery mid-caps made after 08 that we just forgot about. This is why other trackers like the FTSE USA can track similar to the S&P but with 610~ stocks on a mathematical distribution it will edge ahead over the long-term thanks to the cyclical nature of the market. So there are three easy options to beat the S&P500:1. Move to a broader USA tracker: you might suffer for the remaining good times but know that you'll be letting out a whispery nerd laugh in 5-10 years with your 1%+ by tracking total market.2. Recognise the broad sentiment and cyclical nature of the market - the megacap era will end with a bang or a stutter for the same reason that you can't expect tall trees to grow to the Moon and when it does you will see the broader economy catch-up where you can capitalise on outsized returns by tracking the BROAD market for small-mid caps.3. Go for the S&P 500 Equal Weight where 0.2% is distributed across stocks - this will again get crushed during the megacap era but so long as history repeats you will come out on top.
MICRON BULLS, WE ARE SO BACK!
>>61445580>MUmuGODS
>>61445580Also decided to watch a Steve Burke (Gamers Nexus) hitpiece on Micron pulling out of Crucial on my lunch break kek. Absolute seething
>>61445205Remove ears and tail.
>>61444804Why not just wait until it takes that dump after crabbing for a little while and then moons?>>61444773How does Bloomberg always get the hotties even though they're not supposed to discriminate?
Next week on /smg/please look forward to it
>>61445370>The FUD about the AI bubble is getting to me broNarrrrrrrthin' to worry about
>Netflix to buy Warner Bros Discovery's studios, streaming unit
>>61445501>nu/smg/ is full of MMT gorilla niggers nowYou are cancer, fucking go back.
One of my stocks is pumping biglyAnother is dumping biglyI'm crabbing overall hard... + 6 cents
>>61445618>i did business with one of these companies
I just made 600$ in profit from a call options in my broker's practice mode, the small high I got from this was fun, is this why you guys trade ?
You have to admit, bullmarkets are boring.
>>61445665the key is to get high first and then trade
>>61445677Yes yes "buy high sell high"
>>61445665i trade to get love letters from my female broker when i leverage to my personal tolerance.>>61445673this is a crab market until jpow goes on the mic blud
>>61445673This is why I think it will never crash, crashes are just to good to be true. We all want them all the time, so we wont get them.
>>61445618Oh, so ORCL is going to moon again. Good. Very good.
>>61445703ORCL will be bankrupt by end of next year
It's over again.
>>61445707We'll see. The people Ellison has running his company are very shrewd, and not prone to the usual pointy-haired chasing of popular trends.
getting pinched here
>McDonald's, $MCD, CEO Chris Kempczinski has said that higher-income diners were trading down to cheaper meals>"Americans no longer see four-year college degrees as worth the cost," per NBC>"Millennials feel hopeless about the economy," per BI>Applying to a job in 2025 is the statistical equivalent of hurling your resume into a black hole, per BIGlobal financial crisis in 2026
>>61445747Honestly bullish letting zoomers take over
>>61445719They're literally borrowing money to buy GPUs for their data centers. They don't even really have their own AI products, so they're just hoping to "cloud lease" the GPUs to other companies. They're borrowing more than they can ever hope to pay off with their existing revenue, so fi the AI stuff doesn't work out those bonds are going to default
>>61445750They're booked solid into the foreseeable future, anon.Like I said, we'll see. I trust their management, which is more than I'm willing to say for any other big giant tech firm.
>>61445470Unrelated but /g/ is unironically dead because of the AI generals>>61445747Finally.>>61445749Long term yes, as long as we're not blocked from doing so>t. zoomer
>>61445775Cute gif fellow zoomie. Good luck out there
Fuck niggersFuck jewsFuck tranniesFuck jannies
Nip rate hike in two weeks (unironically) causes credit market chain reaction that pops the AI bubble and eventually bankrupts these AI mania meme companies. Screencap this.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>Trump:>It should be called football. This is football, there is no question about it.>We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff.It's over for the NFL.
>>61445796Today: -0.04%This Week: +0.04%This Month: +0.04%This Year: -46.05%hyper crab. one stock was +1.3%, another was -1.3%, everything just cancelled each other out
are there ANY value plays left in the stock market or is everyone just gambling on hyped up names at this point with stupidly skyhigh evaluations?
>>61445796Up 2.68% for the day, 3.5% for the week. Looking forward to seeing what the crunch in semiconductors will do for Sandisk, Western Digital, and good old Micron.
>>61445796-1.1% day+2% week
>>61445796+1.77% today+3.47% this weekJust holding 2,850 of "TQQQ" that's all really
>>61445803oh wait i forgot my chart
>>61445804MU still has a PEG around .2. I think it's got quite a ways to go.
>>61445801The NFL is literally called "American Football', it's called football for short
>>61445673realize that /biz/ was created in 2014this board has never existed during a real business cycle recession(covid was fake & gay and the 2022 correction was placated by high savings and falling unemployment)a true bear market will be top tier entertainment
>>61445796-0.16% today
>>61445796+$201.97 (0.10%)Reallocated my Roth from QLD to SSO, but unfortunately did so at the morning picotop which dragged me down. I hate when that happens.
>>61445793We'll buck break the japs with our Big American Cocks to keep them from messing with our economy>>61445796+$211 (+4.51%)Up 4.24% for the week
>>61445796
>>61445796oops
hope everyone who followed me into this buy to have a great weekend.We have a lot of great news coming tomorrow, sunday and monday. I expect BO any day now until JPM. if there's no BO then its less likely Incyte buys them. However 30 is on the cards even without a BO.
>>61445821Congrats SNDX brethren. Hopefully we wake up to a BO news next weekBTW my current position is around 160 on April calls and 60 on July options.Will likely sell a bit if ASH makes it explode.
do the right thing jerome
>>61445796unch
>>61445326stock market and the economy is abstract and houses are physical and less volatile than the S&P. normies hate volatility and most are filtered by abstractions and numbers.
>>61445844Markets would implode like Hiroshima if he didnt
>>61445813I was busy campaigning for obongo (seriously and yes, I regret it) when the market crashed in 2008, so I was too busy to browse /b/ but I wonder what it was like. If /biz/ were around back then it'd be insane lol.
>>61445796Today: 0.00%This week: +0.05%I'm not even in cash, I'm 98.5% invested right now.
>>61445812>it's called football for shortand goyball for topkeks
>>61445844The right thing would be to raise rates to 5-6% to fix stagflation.
>>61445796smith and wesson up 23% todayglad I grabbed a bag at the literal bottom
>>61445796+.05%
>>61445877why? gun sales are in the shitter
bayhorse broswagmi
>>61445796-1.13%PLTR 2.15META 1.79GOOGL 1.14SOFI single-handedly dragged the day into red for me. But I bought more. I hope this latest dilution is to fund something crypto or credit card-related.
>>614457962% up.Tomorrow Im going to a nightclub in a different city, 1.5h away via train. It opens in 23 and closes in 8, not sure when should I even come there? Like midnight? When should I leave? What if its shit? Huge trip for fucking nothingAlso - I am going alone out of desperation, and I dont drink or get high. It sucks major balls.
>>61445786Ty>>61445821>pharma companiesActually curious how do you find the right ones (or do you cast a wide net and hope something rips upward)? Sometimes I'll check the biggest losers/most volatile section in my broker and there's always a fuckton of these glorified scams.
>>61445883hint
>>61445922You find the ones with either good drugs that passed phase 3 or commercial bio that are undervalued (like SNDX was at 9-13 few months ago) Biotech scams are the ones where you play the binary with drug studies. These are the most risky, but getting lucky once is enough for a lifetime wealth I guess (CAPR calls went up by 2000-3000%)if you want good bios to buy these are likely to get BO in the next few months.abvx rvmd bbio cytk rytm asnd , celc, cogt
>>61445914>Also - I am going alone out of desperation, and I dont drink or get high. It sucks major balls.Sounds like a terrible idea
>>61445922Maybe watch that Å¡iptar Å kreli, sorry, Shqiptar Shkreli
>>61445930>Smith & Wesson rises after Q2 results beat estimateswow. I just dont see gun sales going up during the Trump administration and the redneck recession.
>>61445796God bless the orange nigger and his antics.
>>61445618>GameStopdumb fuck BAGGIES
>>61445937Anyone else has ABVX? Contemplating if I should sell or not.UC/CD are highly fragmented markets with all active companies being 100bn+. A small company like ABVX without an existing sales network is never going to succeed alone.But lots of the bigger players still have their own drugs that still have decent patent expiry dates.So for a BO I would either expect a J&J or a newcomer to the market (AZN has been called as in speculation) Companies like LLY, ABBV, BMS already have their own drugs with far away patent expire dates. Companies like PFE have already blown their load on lots of acquitions and Takeda only has a market cap of 40 billion...
What's actually going on in my shitware account?How can all of the losers be losing at the same time?
>>61445994ABVX drug will take over most of the market.ABVX has been on intralinks since early october, they likely have a bidding war ongoing and will get bought out for minimum of 15B. 20B is on the cards (200+ SH)ABBV will get demolished. 40% of their revenue comes from that market and it will get destroyed.JNJ, LLY, , SNY are all likely to buy it out. If you got in early ( <80) I'd trim a bit just to be in the safe side and let most ride the BO out.They will NOT go at it alone. They'll get bought out before JPM or in JPM. If not, then in 2026 100%.
>>61446012BTW in my opinion (I'm more of a high risk accepting guy even though ABVX is not risky at all but you never know) I would not sell anything at all.just leave it until JPM at least.
>>61446012I bought at 22.90. I rode it all the way down to 8 until the phase 3 news appeared and the stock went up 600%+. I sold like 30 shares around 66 to get my initial amount back and am now basically in it "free".Will have a look at your recommendations. Kinda want some follow up biotech to throw a few bucks in.
>>61445618zoom out on $CPBfood and restaurants will need imminent bailouts.
>>61445937Thanks anon.
Who is getting in the next SPY rebalance?
>>61446040i can't do it myself
>>61446031Honestly I would not sell anything in ABVX. you got a really good price and its likely it 2xs from here further. There's barely any risk on the stock, you'd be dumb to sell it imoEvercore investor event confirmed multiple (emphasis on multiple) 10B-20B buyouts. The stocks I named are most likely but there's also SLNO.if you want to play long term biotech there's SPRB which is also somewhat derisked and will likely go to 200-400 in the future (2 years or so). For long term binary collecting there's CCCC which has Point72 fund on it (the GOAT biotech team, basically a mark of quality for biotech stocks as they tend to analyze the drugs) BUT still risky and most of their studies will take at least a year for results.I also like NVCR, that can go to 30-40 but it also depends on the binaries. It's a commercial bio that will get bought out by Roche if both of their trials hit (PANOVA in Q1 2026 and Trident on Q2) . But again that's binary risk Good luck
>>61445809Why don't you just mirror the portfolio of someone successful? (You have to google yourself the mirrorees)
I don't know anyone successful
>>61446079Well find someone
>>61445370Nigger. NVIDIA is the US. It's the NASA on the 60s. Nvidia is literally the main big cannon of the US rn (with all the other SOX and shaneniggers). They won't let fall the AI game.
>>61445593Fuck them, shareholders want PROFIT.Get your gaymer ass to Chyna and buy some cheap ram then there lmao.
>>61445914If you're going to a nightclub have a drink.
>>61445617Lovely cycles. Time to sell, chaps. Will buy when it sinks again.
>>61445796Total niggers
I hope you bought the micron dip. It's only going up until the bubble actually goes full Armageddon.
>every thing is redare you ready for gape down monday
>>61445895Glad I jumped in at .07c (CAD), up to .13 now. Will probably hold to .25 unless SLV starts going parabolic.
>>61444691Niggerfaggots
The black swan never happened.Just a slow melt up into a crab.Is anyone else highly disappointed about this?
>>61446177Just buy puts if you're so confident
>>61446177I've given up trying to short for the 90th time.It's illuminati faggotry.
>>61446212>funnyfrog2.png
>>61445665The first ones free and you wasted it
>>61445982Now I have to get more that it is contrarian to lebbit skeptics. This is ez play
>>61445391cool thx , checkin it out
joos tamped gold, silver and miners today and that's not good
>>61445491There’s no top to PMs and changing the color of the team has nothing to do with its rise, let alone the idiotic belief that the new team will change monetary policy
>>61446262elaborate
It's Friday now gimme your gains
>>61446262>and miners today= losing money on shitty mining stocks
>>6144628888jews are bad
>>61445796>+.02%Now all I need to do is get more days like this for several centuries :)
I am down 30k on options trading with money that I took out on loans. Should I a) withdraw 40k from my 401k to pay the loans, b) try to recoup losses with 0dte with future paychecks while paying off loans, c) kill myself a highlight is provided below
>>61445371>landlords responsibility to maintain the property.ya my gen x friend rented his place out for years when he lived in another state, the renter did all kinds of work on his place in exchange for rent and sometimes i think the dude just did free work. my friend doesnt know how good he has it and is plan is to just take that house over and move this guy into another place to fix up for him again... >>61445391well so apparently self storage is dominated by small businesses and its a retard trend on tiktok akin to drop shipping. Instead of buying stock everyone just starts their own storage facility. I dont like being in company with idiot trends but its hard to see how this doesn't just make anyone money.
>>61445877Why? Pe of 43 now.
>>61445371>I've also explained to her more times than I can count that it's the landlords responsibility to maintain the propertyCould you try explaining this one to my landlord for me?
Netflix buying out Warner Bros, LMAO its gonna be a shitshow
>>61445618Short gamestop
>>61446434>Warner’s cable channels, including CNN, TNT, TLC, and HGTV, are not included in the deal. They will form a new publicly traded company, Discovery Global which will trade under the ticker $SLOP, in mid-2026.
>>61446204Everyone is >>61445692>>61445865I always see Grey as rare and blessed. Waagmi Grey Anon.
>>61446394Least retarded options trader
>>6144637834,540 days to turn $1000 into a million! That's way better than most.
>>61446394A than never do this again?
>>61446394Don't trade on loansWhat did you buy? LEAPS? if they're in a good company just waittry to buy options in the stocks i mentioned above. close to ATM for less risk.
just need 4-5 million to NEET it up and live off interestHopefully I can do it asap since wagie cage is killing me bros the 9-5 life ain't for me
>>61446462nm that is just better thsn average.Daily growth rate ≈ 0.0186% per day
>>61446262Solidcore resources hit $6. Now if my bank could just tell me if I own these shares or not (Was a Russian company, shares in UK banks got forced liquidated st $2.56) I have 615k.TD has looked into this for 3 months and cant answer me though.
>>61446470$4m is $600k/year though (15%/year from the S&P). you don't need $4M.
>>61446497>15%Oh sweet summer child.
>>61446497I'm not retardedI'm putting them on risk free bonds. And reinvesting some of the interest i get back into stocks (and some into SCHD) etc and live/travel on the rest.I'm not going to risk my retirement money
>>61446504>>61446508oh yeah only retards use this thread during off hours. carry on.
>>61446510You're the retard one here if you think S&P gives consistent 15% returns
>>61446508300k in a hisa in case it collapses for 5 years. 40% voo, 60% SSO. Thats what Im doing with my 5m cdn. Though I sold some SSO to protect me from currency fuckery >>61445522
>>61446046UpdateI'll prob go full retarded and full port ABVX calls next monday.Huge call OI today. over 1M in dec calls that need massive upside to be profitable, either that guy knows something or is retarded as fuckI'm leaning towards the formerHopefully SNDX goes up and it gets me 20k-40k+.
What will the rate cuts do to silver and bitcoin? Is flat bitcoin good for MSTR or does it need to be going up? I'm assuming they'll get the price of silver under control and not just let it keep going up. And I assume low interest rates is good for btc
>>61446091You're close to it, but you're reading wrong. Very wrong.Surely you all know how the space race on top of the star wars program both were plots engineered to make (fasten) the USSR go bankrupt.AI is chyna's plot to make the US meet the exact same fate. If you can't defeat your enemy by conventional means, just exploit their weakness. Greed.You won't admit it, but deep down, you know it's the truth.
>>61446540i think we might get BO news monday, i fucking hope not hopefully
>>61445138Young people aren't taught how to invest or that it's even an option. People hint that they invest but it's all just voodoo if you're not told how. I just clued in at 36 that it's an option and now I have to LEARN how to do it, the bank was no fucking help. That's why I'm even here and I fucking suck at it, so as a prospect it's not even something I can count on. It's not as simple as just telling someone to invest.
>>61446540On both my shit brokers I can't buy american options or options on risky companies. And I don't want to open a third brokerage account.
>>61445210>You don't even have to use it!>It totally won't negatively impact housing prices which would affect you!You don't think too hard about things do you? It's bad for the market at large and a sign that things are going worse than they say. Its can kicking and bandaging over with added ill effects.
>>61446582this nigga turned 36 without knowing how to invest. it's not hard at all especially today, the reasons are the same as they've always been. a certain % of people will always be poor/not care/spend everything they have.
>>61446602Don't worry anon I might have lost out on the chance considering we can't trade options AH either. BO announcement could be upcoming monday but I really hope not. just need one more day please.at least you have shares on it.
>>61446627btw the calls were 160c. needs 165c+ to be slightly profitable. and it needs to do that in two weeks which is why I think he knows something. So a buyout in 170+ range basically semi-confirmed.this shit was extremely cheap yesterday. FUCK
I need a hobby and am thinking about building engines. I’m getting bored with 1 or 2 0dte scalps and calling it a day.Just bought a 350 bare block and will start from there.
>>61446602>he’s not American
>>61445138Normies investing would be a disaster. The ordinary normie believes to make it in the stock market he has to "outmaneuver" the market and predict some dark horse no one saw coming. Toxic idea.
>>61446611Yeah, literally no one suggested such a thing or gave a basic rundown on it. Even now when I talk to people about it, they do not give a shit and barely know what I'm talking about. That's not my fault, man. At least I'm trying despite the lack of faith or help from people like you, but that's not new. Retardation on one side, assholes on the other, and I just gotta figure it out.
>>61445796Did ok this week. 3.2% overall. I bought small positions in motorola solutions and netflix before the bell. Still holding both. Kind of stunned about carvana getting into the s&p500. I guess I don't understand how they make money.
>>61446681>waaah no one showed me! cry more. everything you need can be googled and is also in the OP>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedbut I'll break it down but because it is so easy you won't believe it and won't do itopen a brokerage accountbuy spy every paycheckwaitthat's literally it
>>61446681the market is about to crash soon and is at insane valuationsa good time to sit on the sidelines
>>61446724post your full cash port, bobo
>>61446735im all in gold miners
>>61445796>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!Just wanted to comb by and dunk on you poors and show off today's massive gains
i received more money in dividends today than i will earn all month.very tempted to just start NEET life even though im sure that lifestyle isn't actually as appealing as it seems. but man oh man i like the thought of it.
>>61446724My theory: The last thing holding back inflation was stopped on the first. It'll be awhile before we crash as we continue to melt up. Then a financial crisis will happen, followed by qe so we can bail out the techbros and it will probably be blamed on retail traders gambling.
>>61446762>just start NEET lifeIf your gains are accelerating its tempting to just let it go to escape velocity - the point were drawing off enough for a comfy life does no longer slows the acceleration. The you will have truely made it.
>>61446713Not crying about shit you cunt, it's just a fact that there is 0 investing culture here so I didn't know about it, or how to approach it. I'm here now aren't I? So what are you being a bitch at the guy trying for? Is that how your dad motivates you to do things or what? And I already started that SPY shit like 2 years ago, I never said I was a new investor just giving a reason why more people don't invest. You're being a cunt for no reason, on a fucking Friday no less.
Bros I don't feel so good. So many lessons learned I could open my own school.
>>61446788What went wrong?My pf looks similar, but on a shorter time frame.
>>61446788>I could open my own school.teach people how to lose money?
>>61446788Just SPY and chill bro that's all there is to investing
what does black pussy taste like
>>61446765>was stopped on the firstwhat do you mean?
gold feels like a scam, paper money and digital money will never dieive never met someone whose claimed they made money from gold, just use it to expand their portfolio to something else
>>61446798True
>>61446802The fed halted qt.https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-fed-ends-qt-13-095949732.html
>>61446811oh right, good pointtheyre quite open about it
>>61446724I am majority sidelined right now just by coincidence, but it does feel that way.
>>61446803I've met plenty of gold miners and dredgers
>>61446800 salt and vinegar wings
Where's that fag that shilled NXDR on here. I bought some and now I'm down like 30 cents today. what the fuck man
time to celebrate making it through a market crab week with a can of soup
Pee Cock
>>61446901>time to celebrate
>>61446918This soup is terriblePlease short CPB stock
>>61446955>This soup is terribleshould have had the crab soup
>>61446964Idk if they even sell crab bisque in cansI have some cans of clam chowder though, should have made that
>>61446901Chillin with some Ravioli myself
>>61446983I need those to go on sale at KR soon
the news is only relevant for 15-30 mins and then the market will go on and do whatever they want to do
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>delivering some packages for UPS for christmas>they tell me drivers can't work more than 60 hours a week per DOT or get hit by 15k in fines>believe it>look up actual DOT rules>commercial driver status doesn't apply to sedans which are under 10k lbs, so they don't apply to me, and the fines are around 3941 not 15kWhy did they lie to meWhy do businesses think it's okay to lie?
>>61447136I want a 100k plaque though
>>61446795Overleveraged on individual stocks.Held too many small caps individuals that broke the pre-october pattern of pumping along with market.Sold all call contracts on Nov 13 and 14. Lots of 12/12 and 1/16 contracts . So far it has been a good decision for most of my plays. Unfortunately missed buying the SPY/QQQ dipperino because I thought it would go down to 645, which would've been my entry.
