Weekend EditionThread Theme:https://youtu.be/6MyhOMSq-As>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61444691
Next weekI actually DO do business with several (one) of these companies.
threadly reminder
i am going to bet heavily on MU into earnings
Watching Stargate (1998) and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>61447138
>>61447157i love how they gave the black guys space spears
>>61447130so what do we long/short
Bump
>>61447138regrettably, some men have very attractive asses
>>61447163long greggs short everything in ireland
>>61447157Crazy to think the TV series premiered on Showtime and they originally showed titties in the pilot.
Monday will open red.If it opens green immediately short it.
>>61447141It's been up for a long time, I doubt it goes up on earnings. I lost like 5k tryna play snow earnings shit doesn't always work out
I saw some retarded article whining about hedge fund guys buying back stock in their new gas IPO after meeting with Trump.They seem to have left out it's down 70% since it debuted earlier this year.
henlo mister jeromeare u a crab fanu must love crab marketit crabs latelythank u mister jerome
Happy CC day bros
>>61447333>Get in loser, we're going nowhereSomeone should really edit this to make Bobo and Mumu and a pink wojak crying/yelling while snibs drives the car unperturbed
>>61447346>11.55Now that's gangsta
The Jews are unironically based.
>>61447357based? based on what? based on some proto nigger storm god golden bull worshipping money magic bullshit?I agree, we just need to slap them around occasionally and remind them who's in charge lest they get too uppity
>>61447125NLCP, IIPR, TCNNF, CRLBF, GLASF50%, 20%, 20%, 5%, 5% allocations respectively. Total is around 200k.Worst case? No growth for 10 years and I collect 10% dividends on principal paid quarterly, which I compound, while sitting on a capital loss if IIPR cuts to 12%.Best case? Cannabis is legalized or rescheduled, industry begins to take from the black market / hemp market, and an initial hype wave combined with sustained growth for the next year results in a 3-5 year 10x on principal.The entire fucking market is crabwalking except for AI and a handful of other shit. I'm happy to collect a fat dividend with potential upside.
It's funny how slow this thread moves when the market is closed.
>>61447427half the posters died from the dump/subsequent rebound, the crabbing this week took out the rest
Lol, I've read >>61447127 in Guy's voice
>>61447451Guy Fieri?
>>61447427Busy gooning and watching nick fuentes
>>61447473You gooning to the fuentes sextape
>>614474892 more weeks
Im hunting tomorrow
>>61447522How? It will always be one day ahead of you.
PLTRoons: are we back?
Is next week crab still? The Epstein release date is coming up so there will be some catastrophe coming down the pipe for sure. Fed decision on what, the 19th?
When is CNBC going to drop its obligatory "it's tax loss harvesting" season when markets begin to slide before the Santa rally begins. Happens every year like clockwork and I haven't heard them go with that narrative yet to explain any selloffs yet
>>61447549>PLTRoons: are we back?Palantir Technologies is experiencing positive momentum with a 1.1% stock increase and a 93% year-over-year rise in U.S. commercial revenue, driven by strategic partnerships and robust operational performance. Analysts maintain a generally optimistic outlook, with price targets reflecting strong demand trends.
>>61447549>niggers and trannies could be here he thought
>>61447549we're so back
>>61447473>>61447489Every time I think Fuentes fans can become any more cucked I read some shit like this.
>>61447541Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
>>61447522for mushrooms i hope. don't shoot any innocent animals.
people here laughed when i said that im making more of gambling than the trump era clown market yet the bets keep printing while stocks continue their random shakeouts. someone elsewhere even told me that apparently some study claims that only 4% ever make any profit of this which sounds totally unbelievable when even a unemployable retard like me can do it
>>61447284I did not believe you, thats wild. Even the main actress.
>>61447624Way more ethical than farm to table.
>>61447624I only shoot the bad ones
>>61447670Do you ever feel like less of a man than your ancestors because you've never killed a man?
>>61447639The secret to winning gambles is to only make gambles you know you'll win, easy.
>>61447673Yes
Oh my fucking lord Bayhorse was up 44% yesterday. How do the dumb dumbs always get lucky.
>>61447696>imagine investing in HGRAF thots instead of trustworthy cowboy hat wearin' white boomers>who the fuck needs permits anyways
>>61447549sorry I bought back in unless......
>>61447700Is it too late? I'm sorry I doubted a non producing permit less mine whose owner dumps shares like Sergei on baggies.
MARKET OPENS IN 5 MINUTES FOR EU NIGGASLETS GET THIS PAPER
>>61447700Were you also the Bocana shill? Also up 23% yesterday... you guys have a discord or something to pump these?
>>61447709Its Saturday Next week will be all over the place.
>>61447722Oh my fucking God, it's Saturday... FUCK.This is my portfolio. Sold my Meta shares for 13€ plus yesterday. (After retardedly losing a ton of money with dogshit ass levers and options, I try to keep it slow and steady)I hope Quantum goes down more, there's no way +14% in a day is anything but a pump&dump
I took a deep dive into the food industry rabbit hole and holy shit dude>https://youtu.be/U8fwIgCJ7yU?si=uoDOCN5xr6ZzJXcy>https://youtu.be/6hpypxJlt_8?si=s99vvboJwB0jW5Li>https://youtu.be/rXXQTzQXRFc?si=lxX6BeVFk2RYk8BK>https://youtu.be/Rp_7blnvqUs?si=KBxoazteP0TwK8DI>https://youtu.be/BSagtlBZdjY?si=ZQM9QNP8PvfnHOfO>https://youtu.be/JZba1TThRxs?si=MSZzJhQaH9nkYdvp>https://youtu.be/pT7nOPwzxvY?si=Z_Wcz6ud9ygqaO_->https://youtu.be/tnTTIFJWDto?si=1Fj6nj9g3fXaV8Z1Damn no wonder even normies are dropping out of eating outside, everything too expensive for literal PRISON slop and its getting worse. I wonder if a potential industry crash is underway.
>>61447722>Next week will be all over the place.You mean even worse than already? What did I miss?
>>61447739It's genuinely no fun anymore. I'd argue it's not just takeout places anymore, but grocery stores in general. Prices go up and quality goes down.
>>61447157Check out andromeda
>>61447163>so what do we long/shortlong synopsys they just got a big investment from NVDA. If their earnings blow you will have to wait to recover. If the earings are good sell the rip.
>>61447708>Is it too late?Never too late - Gram is dumping his bags as fast as he can and he needs YOU to buy them now at these higher prices.
>>61447751I tried to make my own chicken sandwiches and pizzas from scratch since prices at restaurants are too damn high(and like you said, quality went way down after covid).I deep fried chicken breasts in duck fat with panko/seasoned corn breading with brioche buns and kewpie mayonnaise. Then I made margarita pizzas with extra mozzarella/gouda/fontina/pecorino chesses(blocks), alfredo sauce, genovese basil leaves and fresh dough. All of that tasted wwaaaayyyy better and even cheaper too. This feels more like a bearish signal to me if I had to resort to doing that shit.
>>61447718yea sure its like 500 bucks a month or whatever just email me a pic of your butthole for identification purposes
>>61447766i buy a rotisserie chicken and use the meat from it for sandwiches. better & healthier than luncheon meat, and almost as lazy.
>>61447739Wasn't there some piece about how all the restaurants use the same slop ingredients from the same company and thus it all tastes the same no matter where you go because all restaurants just buy from the same supplier.
>jannies censoring these memes
total slopposter death
>futures
>>61447489The one where Destiny is giving him dome or is there a new drop?
>>61447709can you even buy israeli stock without living there
>>61447736What is this broker?I prefer turbo open ended longs only. Made a killing on Paypal, Alphabet (about 5 times now, tens of thousands of euros), other semiconductor companies. Just buy the dip, get some leverage, and wait. It does get hairy sometimes thoYou put fucks have some fucking balls. I am not touching puts, ever.>>61447740No, not worse. Similar bullshit. You did not miss anything>>61447766get on the homecooking wagon. eating out is a scam, always has been. they probably spit in it too>>61447784In Yurop half of the restaurants just buys shit in Metro. I did it too, gym buddy gave me his Metro card as he is Albanian and all of them have bakeries.
>>61447739I'm buying Wendy's and chipotle on Monday, bought general mills, Smithfield , conagra and pilgrims pride last week, lmao y'all have to eat and you will eat the zogchow, everyone will
>>61447161They had to because of the ancient egyptian theme. The whole movie, in hindsight and with Roland Emmerich you can't tell since he made several Alien movies, seems to be based on the Ancient Aliens (Astronauts) theory. He had to go with Spears, cause if any being (visitor) had a different weapon the Egyptians likely would have documented in their drawings that but you can't find another modernkind weapon but spears or other archaic stuff. But how would you make them appear still far more advanced? Give them spears with lasers. (Which these Ancient Aliens people also believe Ancient people to have had used but it got lost (and never documented but whatever))
>>61447965>What is this broker?It is a german neobroker called "Finanzen.Net Zero". It has some flaws and pretty annoying stuff, but it's the least shitty one I could find.>I prefer turbo open ended longs only. Made a killing on Paypal, Alphabet (about 5 times now, tens of thousands of euros), other semiconductor companies. Just buy the dip, get some leverage, and wait. It does get hairy sometimes thoWhat leverage do you get? I got absolutely assraped once with a 15x leverage, so I am scared to go beyond 5x now. Also, how long do you hold? I usually sell my leveraged calls within 2 days or so, because I am scared it will go down again and I'd rather have a small win (like 10€) that a big loss. With puts, I also don't use them that often, but with Quantum, it went up 14% in one day and I thought to myself, there is no way in hell it won't dump hard and soon.
>>61447718No, I am the one who owns BocanaBayhorse is a dumb memeAnyways I'm going to become a millionaire.You can join me or stay poor
If you guys got 10k right now what stock would you buy to hodl for a year or two? Im looking at adding to my accounts before year end.
>>6144837110k? invest in yourself. at best you can double your money over 7-8 years by investing everything into the s&p. will another 10k improve your life in 8 years? ask yourself that.
>dur dok be doo, bok.... be boo do
>>61448053Good plan, I'm already deep.
>>61448371greggs
I went all in before close on 690 calls expiring Monday. Its going to gap up to all time high sunday night
>>61448466Hnnnnnnnnnn
CHINA just buy our chips fucking dammit
>>61448503不要 - bù yào
somebody explain this shit
>>61448522Cold and AI.
>>61448522On that note, next CPI will look like complete dogshit because the negative Oil YOY is fading and electricity and gas will be brutal +YOY, but the Fed will then go>Look the CORE CPI is lower nänänänänAnd when CPI goes down next year but Core is still high>LOOK the CPI is low, we can cut
https://youtu.be/OiZtR76idR8?si=HEB1Z_-Enwg9hi-N
Henlo...NIGGER POWELLYOU'VE LEFT ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO USE MY BANKAI NIGGER POWELLBEHOLD MY TENSA POOGETSU NIGGER POWELL
>>61448536>>61448522>tfw work in oil and gasNot my problem.
>>61447138Im fucking my femboy's hairless bussy later, not sure if before of after we play some Arch Raiders and share a pizza. Stay mad.
>>61448522Gas turbines are the only way to power Datacenters now + winter
>>61448549Doing my best not to imagine the smell.
>>61448371Chevron or leniere for "low" riskTencent middle risk
I looked into the breast cancer market segment to see if I should buy Celcuity. What did you do in the weekend?
>>61448576If you mention Tencent then you could also look into Prosus. 75% of their company is basically Tencent.
>>61448576>Chevron or lenieredid you mean chenerie? i like both options yeah.
>>61448604The lng one, but don't expect it go parabolic if lng prices go up because a big part of its contracts are fixed price, it'll benefit from it but not 1 to 1 ratio
Isn’t buying WBD literally guaranteed money?
What's the recommended ETF for investing in China? I already got VEQT/XEQT but their China allocation is extremely low.
Robinhood keeps offering a 4% bonus on crypto, for motnhs at a time now. I wonder what the meta would be for withdrawing all my money on RH, buying crapto on Kraken and then transferring the crypto back to RH to get the bonus, then selling everything. If they're still doing it in a year when crypto has bottomed out then lol maybe I will and get a few thousand bucks for free.
>>61448414>>61448371>will anotherYes. And if /smg/ wasn't full of boomers we'd frequently have stockpicks like Micron or Nvidia that go up 10x instead of 1.5x over the course of 2 years.
>>61448675Could have pulled off a lil two exy in month just right >>61448522there buying natty gaz
jeromeplease
>>61448583>What did you do in the weekend?My girlfriend and me are gonna create DIY terrain out of trash for my science-fiction wargaming campaign.
>>61448693You would have to not post it on /biz/ though because this board is full of FUNDUHMENTALS retards and bears who would just fud it to death.
I started tracking my expenses in September and I spent less in October and November than any month in the previous year.
>>61448675If there were less boomers on /smg/ you'd have more people predicting higher-performing stocks, which is exactly what you want from people? If there were less boomers, you'd expect to see more recommendations of things that are cheap now but on route to a 10x? I don't understand. 1) Do you need others to choose for you? And 2) how would this suddenly mean that others know what to pick any better than they did before?Surely you don't mean to play the "boomers can't computer and that's why they didn't predict Nvidia" card.
>>61448718Uh oh found the boomer.
>>61448697Will it even help though?
>>61448740i just want someone to talk to
>>61448522AI says it generally gets colder in the winter and people use more natural gas, so demand increases in the winter and prices and line go up.
>>61448743>i just want someone to talk to
I'm a boomer but I'm laughing at SCHD.
We are going up and down next week, then after that its pumping up. I cant take these chops anymoreI am so exhausted by life, I need some sort of reason to keep pushing, shitheads from these companies I interviewed for are still not responding
>>61448770>SCHDWhat happened to it?
>See Google at +25%>Think I need to sell to lock in my gains and put into more boring "safer" stocks (safer than google lmao)Why am I so scared of success?
new business plan idea: stop investing, pop a bet on the lotto.See you guys later.
>>61448604Cheniere yes, sorry I was phoneposting.Other options are RTX, GD and NOC, a bit more riskier in the short term because they'll drop when/if the ukraine war stops but they're going to print money this administration and they're well positioned to benefit from eu rearming (eu defense production chain lacks several components and they're forced to buy american)>>61448574Probably a four chesse pizza if that information help's you to ponder the aroma
>>61448675is this nigger really claiming smg hasn't been all over semi conductors and semi conductor accessories for the past half decade?
Buy OSS
>>61448795>bum sex>and the most mundane of pizza selectionsCould you not at least pop a few pineapple chunks on there?
>>61448792DCA into scratchoffs
>>61448791Because it kept growing year after year, Apple had become most of my net worth. I didn't feel this was right and I was thinking of selling most of it and put it into a simple index fund for a very long time, but since it kept gaining I never got the courage to do it.Then I panic sold near the bottom in April (just under $200) and put it into an index fund. The index has done well since, but Apple has done so much better. It would have been better to have sold before the crash, or just kept it. You might think the lesson here is to not sell your Google. I think the lesson here is to not hold on to things you don't have a lot of conviction on, because then you might panic sell at the worst moment.
>>61448829say it with me chatThe only losing move is to sell
>>61447639I too have the feeling of disbelief that someone as myself with little to no knowledge of market fundamentals or how stocks work could possibly be in that 4 percent.Unless we are in a tech bubble and its going to pop.All the stocks ive made money on are pharma, drones, lidar and quantum computing.Its more than doubled my investment and made me realize ill always be poor because i will never have the extra zeroes at the end my portfolio to invest enough to make it out. Inflation will drown us all while the government keeps handing out checks and devaluing our dollar.Oh yeah and taxes are due. Dont forget if you think you make alot of money on stocks and want to use it you owe good old uncle sam 1/3rd for giving you the greatest nation yet known on earth so you can profit off other peoples hard work and make believe numbers on screens and paper.
>>61448827Always wanted to spec into a full scratchy binge sesh.I usually just put £2 on the lottery every few Saturdays; National mind, none of that euro (foren) shit.
>>61448781Dunno, just like laughing at it. I mean, SCHD, almost like SHIT.
>>61448829New deep think investment philosophy & strategic paradigm: it's better to have some gains than nout.
I got a bit in S&P500 and the vast majority of important companies there being all in on AI makes me very nervous.
>>61448829>The index has done well sinceIf apple googl, msft or whatever big tech tanks so does your index. its all the same risk of the biggies and the risk of smaller trashy companies with only some of the rewards. Just giga max mag 7 and ride it.
>>61448770Rent free lmao
>>61448848I just SCHD myself.
>>61448900I'm dividendfree
>>61448941Also pussy free clearly. Take my wife name out of your mouth faggot never post about SCHD in this thread ever again.
>>61449083He didn't
Any other misanthropes here?My desire to generate wealth has come from independence.I have a very vivid memory of class peers killing a bee when I was 6 that deeply upset me, realising nobody can be trusted and people are cruel. I cried. This led to being bullied and avoiding people. In recent years this has developed into sheer hatred and disgust. I know I can be cold and calculated and fear I might lose it and do something stupid at some point.
>>61449140thats some kind of villain origin story. you are mentally ill. you are aware of it, arent you?
>>61449140Bee in the stars still thinks of you too anon. It wasn't an accident you were visited by the bee of profound insight.
>>61448264I also bought 15k Bocana shares. Your point about tokenization was convincing enough to throw my gains from 1-3 days at it.
>>61448201Just buy the 3x GOOG ETF, that’s enough lev
Presented without comment, the index RUT
>>61449156>>61449140Sounds more like stupid edgelord to me.
>>61449083Have fun filling taxforms
>>61449140a pajeet joker, how original
NFLX buys Warner Bros and HBO Max for their content and studios. NFLX down 20% in the last 6 months. Bullish or bearish? Seems like a hail Mary, spending money they don't have.https://about.netflix.com/en/news/netflix-to-acquire-warner-bros
>>614482015, 8, 10, 12, 20. 20 one gives me anxiety as f, Google. I hold for months. Sometimes its 6 months, sometimes its 2 months. 20x one is insane, put 4.5k euro in it. I hate it.Not sure what was my 14k one, now its at 80% gain (12k eur),, leverage at the moment is 7.6x so still pretty hefty
>S A N T A>R A L L Y
>>61449229>spending money they dont havewhere does that meme come from. They barely have any debt and plenty of cash flow to pay that debt off if they wanted to.Warner bros on the other hand has much more debt, but Netflix will be more than fine.I would be more worried about the movie theaters dying off
>>61449140Lighten up Francis
>>61449156Thanks for the laugh anon, yes I know I am not neurotypical. Up and downsides.>>61449164Thank you, it is a beautiful thought>>61449219>>61449227I am 100% serious>>61449273My whole life I feel like I've been carrying a weighted vest, being subjected to trials to experiment what someone will do and become in order to power through. My body has been tense for as long as I can remember. The body keeps the score, they say.
>>61449140a kind heart makes one lonely. sad irony.
Just saw a commercial on german TV for AWS, and it even advertised for Bayer choosing AWS. And at the end something like "blabla something with innovation, companies choose AWS"Average german TV watcher surely is a an enterpreneur and companyowner.
>>61449317For the longest time I think I just have had a much higher standard of how I behave towards strangers and social "allies" or just in general, so I expect the same from others. This of course leads to continuous disappointment and disgust. Very few in my opinion deserve the air they breathe.
shut the fuck up retard
>>61449270It probably comes from them raising prices, which to subscribers is a sign that they're not making enough money. Whether that's correct or not, if someone kept coming up to you asking for more money it would imply that they're hard up for cash. Losing shows in their catalog, spending on shows or movies that do poorly. There's plenty of evidence for the "meme", and theres no reason for everyone to be familiar with their balance sheet. So now that that minor detail is out of the way, what do you think about the move to buy WB?
Ended 36 days of no-nut listening to audio porn and blowing a glorious load. There is nothing quite like it.
>>61449536pics or it didnt happen
>>61449536try never masturbating again and having procreative sex with your wife within the lawful bounds of holy matrimony.
>>61449536just quit fapping all together
>>61449564>your wife within the lawful bounds of holy matrimonySorry bud, that aint happening. I've tried telling the psychiatrist but she is only like "why dont you get a gf???". Dumb bitch.
>>61449575It's almost as though you need to quit porn and masturbating before you can get a girlfriend (pro tip: they can sense it). Good luck buddy, you'll get there.
>>61449598I just told you have haven't watched porn for over 6 weeks. And even before that I only did like once a week. The reason I don't find anyone is because I rarely go to places to meet people. I just go to work, to the gym, then home.
>>61449598Quitting masturbation is good but it's more important to stop worshipping pussy
>>61449611this. big trannycock is the way to go anyway.
>>61449575Raep your psychologist
>>61449187You will make it
>>61449598>It's almost as though you need to quit porn and masturbating before you can get a girlfriendHoly lmao, that's so stupid.
i'm thinking of starting an investing podcast where i go around to interview bulls and bears, like to ranches to see what the bulls think about certain stocks, and then into the woods to ask bears what they think about interest rates and stuff
>>61448873Who cares? AI isn't being paid via debts but with mag7 profits
>>61449686That sounds fucking stupid
>>61449686bring rocker along as a cohost so we can watch him get raped
>>61449633She's a nice lady. She just doesn't understand the hardships of being male.
>>61449686dont forget crab episodes at the beach
>>61449727anon, crabs cannot speak
>>61449737fake newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwiBDboSMRI
>>61449575>Why don't you get a gfShould have asked her what she's trying to imply with that. If women are a commodity that you "can just get" or better for mental health than the service she provides to you.
>>61447736Youre short quantum and in germany? You dont happen to be a godel user do you?
>>61447333this made me laughGET IN THE POT MR. CRAB!!
>>61449745She probably phrased it more like "why dont you just find a partnet?" but I'm pretty assburger and have headbros so I didn't hear clearly-
>>61449741ok guess the beach then too, though I think crabs mostly live in like bays and stuff
Last chance to boughted EU defense anons. Trump is a bro and will go full isolationist giving EVROPA the chance to retake the stage as the greatest military power 4ever.
DONALD TRUMP's economy!
>>61449791Is the forecast from Tom Lee?
>>61449813>Tom LeeThat's not a fundstrat newsletter
>>61449737>crabs cannot speakthey speak crab
>>61449791A touch more K a touch less gay
>>61449813jp morgan goldman sachs and bofa are bullish. pretty sure morgan stanley and citibank are bearish though.
Crab people crab people crab peopleLook like crabs, taste like peopleCrab people crab people
What are your current small and mid cap gems?
>>61449979TCBI, FG
I would very much like to invest in an art ho gf, how can i take delivery of physical?seriously where the art hos at
>>61450019obviously most likely on a techno rave, but more on one with shitty techno music that's undanceable where you gotta consume ketamine + alcohol and not XTC or you'll go insane by how shitty and undanceable the music is. Or university parties.
>>61449979DMX
>>61449789I'm comfy loaded up in RHM bought during the dumb telegraphed dip. I wish I grabbed some Exail, but alas, I can only have so much money for cheapies slurpan.
New tool I'm working on. Allows you to organize ports in localstorage. You can edit currency etc by just clicking on it. Got ideas?
>There are low IQ retards who think "trading" is a jobLMAO
>>61450262if it were a job i wouldn't do it
>>61450262You mean ITT?
>>61449979$GTLB$PXED
>>61450323i hate this retarded cryptonigger trend of prefixing stock tickers with a dollar sign
>>61450323
>>61450070oh yea that's right that's why i don't like women. insufferable hedonists
>>61450411whats wrong with hedonism?
>>61450463it destroys your soul
>>61450411More for me.
It’s up if you want to try it
>>61450514https://iqfy.com/pie-charts
>>61450463discipline is masculine, hedonism is feminine
Michael Burry is slowly transitioning into his brand new self….Cassandra. I’m glad I’m following his advice and trades. His keen insight will help me get rich and or destroy my sexuality.
>>61450543
>>61450543What is that even supposed to mean? The price of bonds? Like reflected in ETF like TLT or TMF? Yeah, that's what cutting rates does. But with Biden the Fed would have cut sooner.And what the fuck is this deceiving red bar that is positive in 2024, yet still red even though Red is the colour of the Republicans and not Blue. Are they gonna tell us they used RED to signal "Biden" and not because "Red" means negative?
>>61449979GAMBGRRRTMDXMDAMDAI
>>61450543Not buying your bags, Bussyant
>>61450568There’s like almost 10 million open jobs right now, plus half of those are Blacks.
>>61450598Fake open jobs that will autosend a rejection after 3 days. No one is leaving their job right now because everyone understands the job market is shit.
>>61450244sync to yahoo finance or trading view so the assets you put in update live
>>61450244just use your broker or Yahoo finance on your phone?
>>61450693It's mainly for making quick charts for screens, or n/w ports with unrelated asset categories
>>61448802smiggers like lum love soxl, not nvidio.
>DCA into SPY years before the dotcom crash. Lose all your money in the crash and don't hit even for another 9 yearsHow is it any different now? Why is the "common sense" advice to not think and just DCA S&P 500 monthly?
>>61450822If you DCA'd into SPY the years before the crash, you got insane gains as well. S&P500 dropped something like 48% top to bottom. Tech was 80ish %. If you kept DCAing you would have had no lost decade
>>61450822dotcom crash was before gfc, and covid. there's now 5million mechanisms to stop a crash
>>61450822you only lose if you panic and sell.if you investment horizon is long—at least 25 or 30 years—there isonly one sensible approach: Buy every month, automatically, andwhenever else you can spare some money. The single best choice forthis lifelong holding is a total stock-market index fund. Sell only whenyou need the cash (for a psychological boost, clip out and sign yourTo be an intelligent investor, you must also refuse to judge yourfinancial success by how a bunch of total strangers are doing. You’renot one penny poorer if someone in Dubuque or Dallas or Denverbeats the S & P 500 and you don’t. No one’s gravestone reads “HEBEAT THE MARKET.”I once interviewed a group of retirees in Boca Raton, one ofFlorida’s wealthiest retirement communities. I asked these people—mostly in their seventies—if they had beaten the market over theirinvesting lifetimes. Some said yes, some said no; most weren’t sure.Then one man said, “Who cares? All I know is, my investments earnedenough for me to end up in Boca.”Could there be a more perfect answer? After all, the whole point ofinvesting is not to earn more money than average, but to earn enoughmoney to meet your own needs. The best way to measure your invest-ing success is not by whether you’re beating the market but bywhether you’ve put in place a financial plan and a behavioral disciplinethat are likely to get you where you want to go. In the end, what mat-ters isn’t crossing the finish line before anybody else but just makingsure that you do cross it.
>>61450822dca into spy while gambling short dated puts to hedge your tail risk, nasim talib speaks of this
>>61450887what if i don't want to retire when i'm 65 and ugly broken down and ready to die
>>61450924if you truly believe a market crash is incoming, buy bear etfs and pivot after the crash.
I have the most cursed allocation itt
>>61450924then you can gamble on individual stocks/options (you will probably lose) the point is at some point you will be 65 barring some major accident/sickness. do you want to be 65 with a comfy 1M+ or be relying on social security payments and food banks?alternatively you could just earn more now and invest it all into the market and meet your goal faster.
>>61450935I'm holding 40% cash 40% VGLT 20% SCHG
>>61450822why is everyone so afraid of their investments going red? like it's the worst thing in the world? if you need the money in the next 5 years, don't put it into the market. even in those years, 2 of the worst stock drawdowns in history within 7 years of each other, most of the time it was a good time to buy stocks. on a 20 year timeframe, every day was a good time to buy stocks. if you're under 50 and only buy indices there is literally nothing to worry about. with stock picking and leverage things get different but the risks of dca into spy skew heavily to the upside.either way it is different. valuations are lower than the late 90's, financial institutions are more heavily regulated than the late 00's, and ai is the most significant technological advancement since electricity and surpasses it in importance. a crash is certainly possible, but more likely the stock market just creeps upward with manageable drawdowns for a decade or more. in fact with the technological backdrop a crash up is more likely than a crash down.
>>61450938A house isn't an investment
>>61450604Only unemployed losers say this.
A POUND FIFTY MUSHY PEA!
>>61450962people are wired to avoid loss, it hurts way more to lose than to gain, even if on paper only. it took me like 6 years to really not care about my portfolios swings and just keep adding.also I keep seeing youtubers and msm yelling about a crash, a bubble etc. (maybe we fall 10% sometime in the future, and that's bobos 'big crash')
>>61451020>and that's bobos 'big crash'wrong
>>61451038even covid only got you a -35% at the worst, what's going to be the cause? im not doubting it will happen at some point, but being able to predict it is laughable
>>61451020You dont have to look back to far to see a decline of 78% in the nasdaq , that required 15 years to break even. Volatility is one thing . Destroying capital is another.
>>61451057>but being able to predict it is laughableYea but you lick snizz so opinion disregarded
>>61451061what part of 'only invest what you can afford to lose and do not need for the immediate future' do you not understand?>oh noo stocks i won't need for another 20 years are being quoted lower today! i should listen to mr market and sell and lock in my losses and not stick to my disciplined plan
>>61450962>>61451020Because they got burned by yieldmax and think that capital erosion is the norm. That's why you try to convince people to buy a stable REIT or Royalty Partnership with a 12-14% return like NLCP or KRP, they buy it, it drops 5-10% after a distribution, and they freak the fuck out, panic sell, and eat a loss. Meanwhile the price builds back up slowly over the next quarter, there's a distribution, then the price drops, etc. Fucking zero fundamental analysis.
>>61451020>it hurts way more to lose than to gaindamn, what an inside. i really never thought about it. really makes you polish your gland
>>61451109>they got burned by yieldmaxHow does anyone even manage that? You could put all your money into a single good payer and you would have 100% roi in less than a year.https://yieldmaxetfs.com/our-etfs/hooy/
henlo for mister jerome
>>61448549>fucking a bussy AFTER having a pizzarisky business anon
>>61451061even back then the valuations made sense for the growth being seen. then it fell off a cliff and didn't come back. i'm not saying the stock market is always rational but it's pricing in the likely future. to make investment decisions based on the stock market looking similar to another time it crashed isn't logical. if you think ai is a fake fad that will pass then sure, avoid the market. i don't though. and the enduring fear and skepticism of the public makes me confident that there's no bubble.
so i all in data center penny stocks?
>>61451132Except you won't, because yieldmax doesn't pay a fixed fucking dividend it pays a percentage. This is the exact type of retardation I'm talking about. Just buy a fucking REIT with a solid business model, not some covered call strategy that will underperform the stock as it goes up and then catastrophically fucking fail as it goes down. The "house money" shit is a scam, which you would know if you weren't mathematically fucking illiterate.TLDR: If you fucking put $100,000 into any yieldmax you will underperform the actual stock. "House money" is bullshit. Just put it in the actual stock; if it doubles you're playing with house money. If you have it in the YM etf like MSTY or whatever then you'll get LOWER returns that the base stock, and then if the fucking stock goes down, which it eventually will, you get assfucked.Meanwhile any decent REIT will still be paying income AND growing in 10-20 years.
>>61451155No they are going to have higher than expected future depreciation on their gpus which will need more frequent than anticipated replacing. They might not be profitable. But the company selling all the gpus to these penny stocks on the other hand...
>>61451162>>61451132This explains why Yieldmax is for literal retards.https://youtu.be/rlY1yexJE6A?si=CeKK76I72nj1EesG
/smg/ movie night in 4 min, its Hero (2002), I think it's about business and finance.
>>61451132i buy msty everyday and i'm down 60% ytd
>>61451109>NLCP or KRPboth of these charts look like dogshit and those 12-14% divvies arent making up for being down 20-35% ytd
>>61451200>>61451206based yieldmaxxer
>>61447125Hey everyone I'm buying $2,000 in stocks on monday, what do you think about that?
So, what will happen with the japan thingy?
>>61451261The same as always
>>61451261>nothing ever happensor>it's already priced in
I think I am getting the hang of this now
>>61447125ERM THAT UNITED STATES FLAG ONLY HAS 48 WHITE SPANGLED STARSTHERE ARE 50 STATES NOW YOU EUROPEASANT SCUM
>>61447465Guy from the Coin Bureau
>>61451301What calls did you gamble on
who keeps calling me I need to block this number
>>61448666MSCI China A index funds. Some 385 positions, favouring tech and health. There's also CSI-300 but that's full of domestic stuff like property that's not in the best situation these years.
>>61449140I like you.Stay independent which is what governments hate. Don't hurt bees, don't hurt people. And of course don't trust them.
>>61451346never trust your female broker she exists to contain you
Become the money, flow into your brokerage account
>>61449979UUUU, UEC, DNN, MP, METC, UCU, USAR, ZETA, LFMD, TEM
>>61451345>What calls did you gamble onwas not me, just pulled it from this funny vid of people blowing their accounts. But I did just receive a higher level of options trading Friday, so it might be me in the near future.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UY0uS6Z6oE
>>61451389if you must trade options, buy LEAPS only. but better yet SELL covered calls or covered puts and watch how the price changes. pretend you bought them so you can see how the options price actually changes.
>>61449979TCNNF, CRLBF, GLASF, NLCP.NLCP is the best company you can buy right now, for the money.
I bought Smith & Wesson
>>61451393>buy LEAPS only. but better yet SELL covered calls or covered putsI had option level 0 for covered calls and cash secured puts and was learning and making some good money (for me) on CRWV then it shit the bed. I am waiting for it rebound a bit before starting again. I tried to buy a LEAP on one stock and got the message I was not approved so I applied for level 1 so I could buy leaps on stocks not in my portfolio. I never go full retard, I am still inching in watching and learning. I am working on some code to query their API because I want to download options data and do some custom calculations on it. That ability is not available in think or swim.
>>61451458> I never go full retard>CRWV
>>61451409>I bought Smith & WessonI had been watching POW for some time but they never seemed to get their shit together then sold off their ammo mfg business. Now POWWP is left over and holds their GunBroker business. Dividend is 9%.
>>61451464>> I never go full retard>>CRWVI could not resists, did you see how fat the premiums were? It was great right up until it tanked. But I have a plan to profit - I doubled my shares with the latest price drop, and with the money I made on the premiums before I am just out of the green. The next ramp up I will sell two short expiration deep in the money calls and walk with my profits.
I stumbled upon a few random tickers I put in a mock Yahoo stock portfolio decades ago
I wonder what sound the AI bubble popping would make? Housing and credit crisis bubbles exploding too?>https://youtu.be/QEYunja99uo?si=cqup3jRfUavpuNGO>https://youtu.be/fgCWSTCGebM?si=ovicSYx8OeCO-0WH>https://youtu.be/R3fWNYnKRTo?si=MUrGgYbyPpUQQWum>https://youtu.be/LRdGxfhkOUc?si=b-pY9uFsT-Heoc4j>https://youtu.be/q5FX_rfjqm8?si=6b3dsJFx9jhKi7S2>https://youtu.be/OcbrXPdP2w8?si=KDaXLcmWcmRR_4Vg>https://youtu.be/6IJ0dcbnIR8?si=2YKECzjRuKnW4ORe>https://youtu.be/l33eB8bc7IE?si=g_Y90A3xh4lghLhhkek
Lost $400 at the casino tonight. Kept losing every game I played
>>61451569>what sound the AI bubble popping would make?It will look like this.....
The Fear & Greed index says fear is driving the market.Is CNN fucking stupid?The VIX is fucking 15.The market is right below all time highs.It should be on Extreme Greed.I'm so tired of this stupid bullshit.https://www.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed
>>61451635>Index is a compilation of seven different indicators that measure some aspect of stock market behavior. They are market momentum, stock price strength, stock price breadth, put and call options, junk bond demand, market volatility, and safe haven demand.momentum broke down, breadth is extremely bad, there is high demand for safe havens like precious metals, and 15 vix is not exactly low. secular growth stocks with real earnings are doing well, the rest of the market not so much. arkk is well off it's all time highs and more than 10% off it's highs of the year. nvidia and google are not the whole stock market.
>>61451569there is no bubble you retard bear, AI is a fucking insane technology that will turn america into the first post-scarcity society. Thanks to Altman and Trump we're going to NEET all day or do whatever the fuck we want as we laugh at europoors who still have to wage on the internet
>>61451256Very good
>>61447125So when will the AI bubble burst?
>>61451699Shut the fuck up
>>61451751>Shut the fuck up
Nvidia is a $10 stock btw.
>>61451635my conspiracy theory is that since drumpf is in charge CNN is rigging the indicator to make things seem worse than they actually are, which ironically will make the bubble even bigger
>>61451894the subtext of your statement is one of fear and paranoia, as are at least half the posts in this general. so i would say it's pretty right on.and it doesn't seem manipulated at all to me, seems like there's some pretty good signal in it if you know what to look for.
How will you guys reward yourself for the amazing investing gains this year?Powell better have some good news, and I hope BOJ does not fuck us allIm thinking doing endoscopic mid face facelift for like 3.5 to 4.5k euros or full on maxillia and cheekbones and jaw Chad light surgery for 15k euro. I hope the latter can also fix my mid cheek fold and nasolabial fold.Just need those last derivatives to print more to make me feel like I got it for free (although investing capital and using lots of risk is not free)
>>61451200Well yeah because MSTR sucked this past year and that’s before the dividend. So far it’s paid out like double what it started at last year at ipo and this year alone almost 3x what it’s at now. It’s literally just a waiting game. It could go to zero in 18 months if you bought it today and you would still be up like 50%, that’s the whole point of Yieldmax, since you really can’t get around erosion over time.
>>61452013>Im thinking doing endoscopic mid face facelift for like 3.5 to 4.5k euros or full on maxillia and cheekbones and jaw Chad light surgery for 15k euro. I hope the latter can also fix my mid cheek fold and nasolabial fold.I'm a tranny and I'm getting facial feminization surgery along with a lot of other cosmetic treatments.So glad I have a fuckton of money now
>>61452035Its your money, and you should invest in YOURSELF. Especially if its long term and makes you actually happy.Beats stupid food delivery every day, traveling to a poor country to see poor ugly people or getting whatever new chink gadget they market. I did abdominoplasty to remove that sagging skin from my stomach and it was the best thing I ever did.Also, better do it now before people panic about AI and cause a 20% drawdownSo you are doing chin, jaw, nose bridge? Also, dont do the thing other trannies do and just get fat. Its stupid and ugly. Do it, a bit, only if you get BBL or something.
>>61452013Cosmetic surgery always felt disgustingly vain to me. Like if God exists then anyone who did it is 100% going to hell for sure. But if you dont believe in that then its probably fine, just another thing to spend money on.
>>61452013why do you care so much how your face looks? are you a woman?
>pfizer sold gedatolisib to celcuity for some shitty royalties >gedatolisib about to become best in class second in line treatment option for breast cancer What was pfizer thinking?
>>61452073>abdominoplastyI don't really have this problem. Maybe a little bit idk. But if I had more money I would literally get ALL of the treatments lol>So you are doing chin, jaw, nose bridge?My chin/jaw is already very feminine.I just need slight bump on nose removed and bone above eyebrow or whatever it's called shaved. That and general blepharoplasty>Also, dont do the thing other trannies do and just get fat.Hell no.
>>61452118>anyone who did it is 100% going to hellFew understand this
Few deserve to livePull the plugI want war
>>61452118God can suck my dick.>>61452139>he doesn't know
Th-Thanks
>>61452013Ofcourse the only person replying in a positive way is a literal tranny
>>61452261ok ranjeesh
>>61452139Why not maximize how people how people perceive you? What else better to buy with your money than something that is in use 24h a day and makes all of your human interactions a tad better? Beats getting that retard tax called a new car. Timepieces? Art? I think its also a thing about competition. I would like to be better>>61452118It is vain. But so are most things we spend money on. Never understood people that spend 20k on a new kitchen and then order Wolt delivery or just microwave pizza. Or buying clothes anywhere than Primark (not boots tho). Surgery is a better investment than any article of clothing, or accessory or a gadget from ROI standpoint.I am not religious, no. >>61452188I would certainly be doomed either way because:I have been gluttonous since I was an infant (grandma, dad also were like this, I am finally now sort of managing it by being a gymrat) on my moms breasts, prone to wrath since I was a toddler, I lie even though I do try to be honest, cheated (school, uni, work...), stole (I never legally bought a video game in my life), cursed God, and I offered no generosity whatsoever to beggars but actually I yelled at most for being filthy gypsies, there is never a day I do not envy a bit, I lust few times a day, greedy daily because I dont want to be the really poor ever again (other kids went skiing, we did not have enough money to get plastic sleds to roll in the nearby park)>>61452161But dont overspend it. You still need capital to grow capital. Abdominoplasty leaves a scar, be careful if you go that route. Usually that is only for really ugly skin problem.
>>61452280>You still need capital to grow capital.yeah I know, I'm up to $400k right now, I dont want to miss out on gains over the next year>Abdominoplasty leaves a scarcan't the scars be removed?>Surgery is a better investment than any article of clothing, or accessory or a gadget from ROI standpoint.Very true.Not only surgery but experimental health treatments.
>>61452280>Or buying clothes anywhere than Primark>PrimarkFuck off, that's trash. The minimum is H&M.
>>61452300>can't the scars be removed?If its a huge one, hip to hip, there is going to be a lot of laser treatments and micro needling to get that bitch out. >yeah I know, I'm up to $400k right now, I dont want to miss out on gains over the next yearNice work, if the market does not shit the bed next year you will be close to mil in 2 years.What worries me is will I have available capital when the market takes a piss? I really hope we are not in late 1998 but in 1996-7 situation so we can ride it more, ofc. OpenAI makes no money, sure, but Google can afford to do space shit and 10 other things and still not really feel it on its balance sheet. Even retarded Benioffs Salesforce continues to grow in both revenue and customers and makes money. Scams are being discovered, but its all still small potatoes
>>61452331>If its a huge one, hip to hip, there is going to be a lot of laser treatments and micro needling to get that bitch out.soooooo you're saying it's possible?>Nice work, if the market does not shit the bed next year you will be close to mil in 2 years.I'm mostly invested in gold mining companies so I think I may hit that within 8 months >What worries me is will I have available capital when the market takes a piss? I really hope we are not in late 1998 but in 1996-7 situation so we can ride it more, ofc.OpenAI makes no money, sure, but Google can afford to do space shit and 10 other things and still not really feel it on its balance sheet. Even retarded Benioffs Salesforce continues to grow in both revenue and customers and makes money. Scams are being discovered, but its all still small potatoesI think all of tech is in a massive bubble due to easy credit and it's inevitable there's going to be a massive crash
>>61452309You can find a thing or two. Like tshrits, socks, boxers, even sweatpants or shorts for the gym. I have those and they last for years and years now. Jackets and boots would be actually wasteful to get there because they really are bad. I never found anything good (in terms of fit) in H&M. C&A is ok, but it was better before price wiseShoes and boots is just a waiting game when huge sales are on>>61452344>soooooo you're saying it's possible?I guess it could be, yes.>I'm mostly invested in gold mining companies so I think I may hit that within 8 monthsCome on, now. Fuckups will happen, add yourself a margin of another 8 months at least>I think all of tech is in a massive bubble due to easy credit and it's inevitable there's going to be a massive crashCrash, or a drawdown will happen. I just hope its not next year, still seems like there is room to grow and things are still not totally silly. We still did not put AI into pharma and health in a big way, for example. I would like to see Pfizer going all in with AI, then give it about 2-3 quarters
Sus~
stocks?
>>61451352Why not MSCI China instead of MSCI China A?
>>61452852Out of stock.
new thread>>61453043>>61453043>>61453043
>>61449198Genuinely scary. I only buy indexes when theres blood on the streets.
>>61451894>conspiracy theoryyou have not been paying attention for the last 30 years.
>>61452013>How will you guys reward yourself for the amazing investing gains this year?I made about $150k this year, I seek to make $500k in 2006, and $1m in 2027. Acclerate!
