Hey /biz/nauts(tm)Any tips to utterly lie on my resume and get a well paying job while having basic skills on marketing/programming/being a jerk?
>>61447854Yeah as an HR recruitment agent I can tell you this is a very bad idea. We are trained to find stuff like this out. If you lie on your resume it can also be a felony, but you for sure will be blacklisted from the industry forever because we have connections. Just speak the truth. We will find out sooner or later.
>>61447856Shut the fuck up.
>>61447854Just lie, checking to see if you are lying would mean actually doing work, office retards dont work