gobal tariffs edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61879875
first for babe
AMZN
market is extremely fake and gay (except your losses)
Rothschild Friday
>>61880693I'm buying
>>61880704Based.
>>61880685what were your trades today babe?
omg babe got first :D <3
AHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA
>>61880680This AI looks enough like an older Ivvanka that I can see why a narcissist would say he wants to sleep with her.
>>61880725but but but the jews were supposed to dump it while the chinks were shut down for their new years party!
>>61880680That image is gayer than the AIPAC Babysat Uniparty we languish under...
the market says tariffs dont matter and arent real
Fucking niggers literally paused the markets with this low volume bullshit knowing full well they gap down 3% of mondayFucking niggers
>>61880753isnt that good though? you can buy cheap puts right nowlock them in at 4:14 dude and sleep easy knowing youll catch a huge gap down in a few days
>>61880743Till Sunday night...then it will be a different story>Oh boy they mattered..we just didn't fully understand it Friday
>>61880753You know, I bet the Ayatollah leaves voluntarily to prevent a larger conflict from harming his people boss.
>>61880725shitI didn;t even remember doing thisI coulda slurped before the runup
>>61880761they havent really mattered much after liberation daythe market seems to care less about them every time they get mentioned
>>61880759Nah Mine expire in 15 minutes
>>61880761hahhahahaa, zelensky standing in line got me to spit out my water boss.
>>61880770dunno why you held 0dtes even 5 minutes after he announced tariffs and nothing happened
>>61880761tariffs don't matter because they aren't slowing down the exchange of goods in any meaningful matter
>>61880773Where there is handouts there is zelensky
>>61880775and because they arent actually real
So now what? he cant slap on more tariffs and a refund isnt happening soon. Powell cut rates now since he was worried about tariff induced inflation?
>>61880782he can slap on more tariffsas much as he wants actuallyhe literally said this
I sold WBD cause I'm tired of all the back and forth, where do I put my gains?
>>61880720what a faggot
>>61880799the nerve of that guyyoure a brown nigger obviously you have no idea what civic sense is
>>61880793funko pops
>>61880782He will instead slap on something like a tarriff called a ffirat.
First Majestic sisters we might be heading to $100 EOY
my nibba, just get a better apartment
jew crab wins again
>>61880799ask me how i know you let your dogs (multiple) out at 1am in the morning to bark
>>61880786>he literally said thisCourt did or trump did?
>>61880725silver miners chads shall inherit the EARTH
yall sound like the kind of kwabs who complain when there's a baby on a flight
I can't fucking believe I didn't sell INTC at $50, I was at 100% gainBut I just wanted a bit more
here we gooooooooooo wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>61880793POWW. 8% dividend for holders as of March 1st
why is nothing happening
>>61880793Gold/silver miners anon . HYCROFT , AG, HL , GGD , BARRICK , NEWMOUNT...
3 MORE YEARS>3 MORE YEARS3 MORE YEARS>3 MORE YEARS3 MORE YEARS>3 MORE YEARS3 MORE YEARS>3 MORE YEARS3 MORE YEARS>3 MORE YEARSLIBTARDS
>>61880824both
He's just being a nigger at this point
>>61880836because it confuses you and makes you unlikely to do anythingtheres gonna be a gap on monday one way or the other, guaranteed
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
these people at chase, pre approved me for a cc applied, odds I get the cc?
>>61880849+2.51%T minus 180min. until Iran strike...
>my appointees didn't rubber stamp me i'm crashing out ahhhhhwhat a fucking faggot
>>61880849Up 1.32% todayUp 2.32% this week
>>61880849+3.31%
>>61880849Up a mere 1.02%, largely due to Oracle taking a bath.
>>61880840well what trump says doesnt matter right now. Thats the point of the court. he can say whatever he wants, but what can he legally do?
>it was all according to keikaku
NIGGERS AND JEWSthank u4 ur attention2 thismatter
>>61880843What is even the point of this extra 10% other than it being a sperg out? It retroactively invalidates all the deals he managed to sign because now the rates has changed again.
>>61880849+ 8.3%
>>61880849The jews prevented my fills.
>>61880849Today: +1.20%This Week: +1.66%This Month: -0.85%This Year: -2.11%
>>61880829Many such cases
>>61880866you say legally like that matters dudehe can do whatever he wants first and the courts have to spend years trying to catch up retard
>>61880849-0.54% day+2% weekCrabby week
I love the orange man because he makes you chimp out
>>61880866We need to impeach the liberal justices off of the supreme court for making our Leader look bad boss.
>>61880880>courts have to spend years trying to catch up retardcant wait for president AOC to use these kinds of powers too.
>>61880849up 0.10%
>>61880849+$524.70 (+4.98%)Including cash injection +18% for the week
>>61880870>get mad about domestic politics>take it out on the rest of the worldthank you donnie, very cool
>>61880849Day>+4.49%Week>+2.22I'll take it.
>>61880849+11%
I just sold all my AG on that run up today.
>>61880891>president AOC
>>61880912He cute
>>61880849-3% day+13% monthI'm now the proudowner of 100 shares of ASTX at 40 each heh heh just like i totally intended and wasn't just gambling around with hehe all part of the plan
I got fucking HEEMED with KTOS today.
>>61880920More like K, TOSS it out. What a terrible name
>>61880891nobody will vote for a beaner bitch retard
My psychologist says I'm a "polymath" like Benjamin Franklin, not bragging about it thats just what she said. I was intensely interested in biology and fluid dynamics for a while now im getting back into trading. But I have never undertood options trading. So I thought, how do I actually start to understand it because I always 'why' not 'how'. So I looked up why, when and how options trading began. : As early as 1200 B.C., Phoenicians and Greeks used simple options to manage the risks of their maritime trade. The most famous ancient example is the philosopher Thales of Miletus. Around 580 B.C., he predicted a bountiful olive harvest and paid a small fee to secure the right to use all the olive presses in his area. When the harvest came and demand for presses surged, he sold his rights at a huge profit. This is an early example of using a call option to control price and secure supply.· Speculation and Leverage: The story of Thales also highlights the second major reason: speculation. By paying a small "premium," he gained leveraged exposure to the price of olive press rentals. This ability to control a large potential value with a small upfront investment has always been a core attraction.
>>61880908>AGholy shit the retarded monthly calls I bought BEFORE the great silver crash might actually end up in the money
>>61880908why?
>>61880843>10% global taxlmao literally the global tax the left wanted to make a few years ago
>>61880920so have I, KTOS and SMR are the reasons I went red todaythankfully the GLWniggers kept me afloat
>>61880930Taking profit. If it dips again, ill buy again. I've been in silver for a long time. Im just tired boss. Tired of the manipulation.
>>61880926Now you think about modern trading, buying the option to buy a fraction of a companys available shares at a certain time, I would not really consider real options trading. That stock will always exist, it seems that the rights to this world we live in have been diminished. I can't really 'feel' the need to be emotionally invested in a certain price movement, the options you take must have greater effect on the world.
>>61880942Gotta hope Trump starts some shit in Iran next week.
humblebraggers should be shot.
>>61880908This is why you don't sell all your stack at once.
>>61880908thanks for selling
>>61880958Literally this
Yeah that's it I'm just gonna vote Democrat in the midterms and 2028. Trump is retarded, Republicans are cucks and they've thrown away their best shot at establishing themselves as the part of the economy.
Love this fella's tistic optimism
>>61880829wish I went all in in september 2024 like I planned. Not intc because that's dumb but other shit like GDXU.
>>61880933It's literally a tax on foreigners and tax cuts for Americans boss.#MAGA
>>61880967>as the part of the economyI don't think they'll allow indians to vote anymore.
>>61880973source boss
>>61880967Yeah because 2 more years of impeachments 4, 5 and 6 is going to be a productive use of our time boss.
>>61880970either he is correct and gold 8000 silver 600 eoy are inevitable or things will continue to not happen.
>>61880979My boy Peter Navarro is my source boss.
>>61880970i would literally die from nutting in my pants so hard if silver was over 500 by april that's like 80 bucks a week.that's absurd
next paycheck around the corner. I feel like dumping the whole thing into microsoft just based on feels and vibes. someone talk me out of it please.
>>61880988weaksauce boss
>>61880977Trump and his curry-loving VP want to turn the US into the next India.>>61880982Better to put brakes on Trump's retardation.
>>61880979is the POTUS not a good enough source for you?Trust the experts chud
>>61880986His surname is literally Hack
>>61880970>600 silver within a few weeksim a silver enjoyer but that is just too much fan fiction
>>61880994Disregard software, acquire hardware
>>61880948ye butt das hoe yoo maek dat monee dou, bosseverything about the way things are constructed presently feels like an aberration>>61880989silver would have a market cap equivalent to like four japans
>>61880958if you retire with under 100M you're a poor simple asthats why 8 figure hell is such an important boundary
>>61880994Just ape in dude. Who cares if most of their revenue growth isn’t real.
>>61881002I already have big nvda/tsmc bags and microsoft looks rather cheaper rn
>>61880996Trump train has no breaks boss.
>>61881008We got a bag collector I see
>>61881003>four japansso i could afford 4 times as many tokyo whores.if i don't die from nutting in my pants it will be from nutting in japs. My body and soul is ready let me have this
>>61881000Checked. Wasn't some whale buying gold calls with a strike price of $18k by November? That would make GSR sub 30 around those lofty levels... fanfic thoughbeit
>the markets are starting to ignore the orange man. Guess he got burned on some shorts today. I shudder to think how much value his sons lost. I’m sure he will strike Iran to make up for it.
>>61880849+3.27 poo centI sure hope nothing bad happens over the weekend
>>61880849Closed 0.07 in the greenI also found this interesting decorative curtain rod ring while gathering bottles and cans today. I just can’t stop winning.
Phil Spencer is leaving MSFT, his successor as CEO of Microsoft Gaming is an Indian woman named Asha Sharma. She currently works in the MSFT coreAI org.
>>61881034Uncle Phil betrayed us too many times desu
>>61880849Meh just the same for the last month. A lot of crabbing. Ytd $4000. It's okay but my goal is $9000 per month
>>61881035We can only hope that Miss Shwarma does the needful
>>61881034i knew xbox was dead but holy fuck
KEKLARNA
>>61880849+1.78%+3.16%
>>61881043lol its over. i'll NEVER buy one of those...
>>61880849I missed a huge jump today and held until the end hoping it'd come back.I lost $300 and now I have to be super careful because that was 2 weeks of pay.
>>61880849Today +2.2%Month +19.7%
Anyone know what is going on with Rocket Mortgage? I checked who is holding after 4 year absence and there are hardly any retail investors left. Lots of slimy holders right now. But it was always sort of a slimy company to begin with.
>>61880920My defence stocks are the reason I ended up in the red today as well... Sold KTOS a while ago, but RTX, NOC, AVAV all got fucked by this to some extent
>>61880849-1.25%, not awful considering. lets hope for weekend iran strikes.
This crab epidemic is worse than any 1 directionals anti leverage jew scam wicks everywhere
>>61881070-46% today and -74% this week.-89% for the month and -93% since the year started.And nearly -96% since I started last year.I'm doing real good.
>>61881034microsoft was always a scam corporation it will be 0 by 2050read the origins of bill gates and you realize they held hostage all of computing over directx just happening to have some good games on itlinux will be 100% dominant in the next 10 years for you degen lol market gamblers on an OS dominance category
>>61881070>I lost $300 and now I have to be super careful because that was 2 weeks of pay
>>61880972Pooing in the loo for the long haul
>>61881098where do you work in china?
>>61881096They are holding legacy software hostage with SQL server licensing that’s just a dying cash cow. Windows 11 is awful and windows server is essentially dead for anything not brownfield running on code from 1992. Azure is also easily the worst cloud provider to use.
whats your latest buy?
>>61880994>buying a company going full speed in enjeetificationI dumped it instead, and I'm glad I did.
>>61880998Hack the planet.
>KTOS
>>61881118A McDonald's large 10 piece chicken nugget combo with an extra large fry with my reward points. They stopped giving out good app deals and freebies so I doubt I'll keep going.
>>61881128yea MacDonalds went full jew recently
>>61881111megachecked microslop products are a fucking jokethe UI keeps changing because thats all jeets know how to do, onedrive is garbage for shartpoint, teams is just fucking clunky and disgusting like holy shitim staying on win 10 ltsc 21h2 for a long, long timeand no im not switching to troonux until its actually usable, i dont have 10 hours to fuck around to fix some dumb shit, i need to be able to use software to work, not do debugging 24/7and no fuck linux mint tooanyway fuck microjeetfinancially speaking its going down the literal shitter
Ive figured out the 5d chess angle to this tarrif troublehttps://youtu.be/-JGGsN2akVE?si=yJpsAEA802tyBa8BTarrifs are still being implemented, why not do it the other way to start? Because using iepa authority is exactly how obamacare was originally implemented(its since been ratified but I digress). He has closed another loophole a future democrat would have abused to expand the state
>>61880994you're out of your mind and gay
>>61881128its grim how expensive theyve gotten
>>61881111I bet Microshaft is going to end up like IBM, exclusively doing business with the enterprise sector maintaining systems that are locked into their ecosystem.While Mac and Linux starts gaining ground like never before.While it sounds crazy this kind of a reality would ever become a thing, Windows is simply too fucking broken to use. It's becoming a genuine liability to use the damn thing as it can brick your system after an update and hiring even more Indians using AI isn't going to fix it.You have basically no realistic options aside from the other two. Thankfully with more Linux adoption, it's going to become a lot more compatible and mainstream friendly and fast.
>>61881111Linux stock is 0.0001. You have to buy a 100 shares just for it to be worth a penny. I am not even sure I can buy that with my Fidelity account it's so low.
>>61880994if you want to pay money to board a sinking ship we won't stop you
bought some gold bracelet today for le gf220€ for a 9 Karat Gold bracelet
why is /SMG/ against Microsoft its a great company who cares if bill was touching kids. fundamentals have not changed. wait until they find a way to secure their fitting in Ai, will be much better than Google. Like stop crying.
>>61881175Microshart is 99% indian now
>>61881167Meh, you could have a desperate russian whore eagerly drink your piss have her let use her uterus as a literal toilet for that much
>>61880849What is this?What numbers are you asking about?Long term portfolio, swing trading or day trading?
>>61881142Google could do the funniest thing if they stop being retarded autists about streaming games and release a proper powerful Chromebook
>My practice gf left her laptop unlocked and I've discovered that she reads brother-sister incest themed hentaiStocks for this feel?
>>61881185hot, larp with her
I actually hate the stock market.
Boeing stock looks like a snack>>61881179ewww
>>61881118SCHD
>>61881183Google is capable of violating your privacy even more than MSFT.
>>61881185Fuck she is a keeper
>>61881142Yeah I think IBM is their future. The AI bubble is gonna have the air let out of it, and it’s going to end the mag7. The good companies will recover. Microsoft will not.
>>61880782Lmao this NIGGER YouTube video ain't real. If you play with stocks>losing 5% of your entire pocketis like a regular day. What's THAT NIGNOG SHIT DOING? Playing with Options?
>>61880870Nothing, its literally just a sperg outDude has been pathologically fixated on tariffs for decades as a symptom of his nuerodiversity, he'll never stop trying to force them through
>>61881193Why>>61881194Buy it if you're so great
>>61881194What's wrong with urinating inside of women?
>>61881118GOOGL sub 300.
>>61881200You think the normoids care?
>>61881185Id say PLNTR
>>61881208You're not supposed to piss inside them, you're supposed yell "RELEASE THE SWIMMERS!!!!" and cum in them boss.
>>61881175Too much slop with no real enhance. They're the Coke from Mag7. They're sleeping and will be DEAD DEAD AS FUCK if they've OpenAI shanenigan doesn't lift off.
>>61881175Shit covered brown hands with a fake degree typed this post.
>>61881207yes
>>61881175Microshart is dumping until 2027 without fail
>>61881175https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8OMjEWOo_M
I didn't say I owned MSFT, All in on Iren desu
>>61881238People really expecting an iren 2x? It do have some intense volatility
>>61881221>>61881232Yep the bottom is in. This is your buy signal.
Guys, if you made the mistake of buying NBIS today based solely on the random peak that ended today, don't panic. It'll go down to $80, but it'll be back at $100 during market open hours. Do not sell low, but do not stay. Unlike DRAM stocks in the current climate, AI stocks won't always recover.
>>61881254What Nebius is giga strong I would hold it long term
>>61881253Microsoft is effectively at its bottom support
>>61881285Listen I don’t actually have any stock in Microsoft (though I’m thinking of slowly buying some up soon) but do you actually think the stock is going to crater? There’s no way. There’s a bottom. The problem so that it’s hard to buy stocks when they actually are at their bottom because everyone thinks it has much more to go.
>>61880849>day+.06>week+1.36
>>61880994crashes happen at lows
>>61881293I think it has potential to crater until much further in the year but it would have to break through. Also practically nobody is daring to short it
>>61881315My guess is that speculators are going to pile into this soon (provided the market as a whole doesn’t see a downturn). It’s been a long decline. Why do you think it will continue to crater? You think the fundamentals are that bad?
>>61881185I dropped a girl cause it felt too much as if she was my sister, characterwise and looks too.
