only up forever>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprev: >>62266916
first for lick my taint bobos, doomers, poltards. i can taste your despair.
> futures
Shamalama muh ding dong
>>62268100Go to outdoor concert, some tool brings giant umbrella for his fat data and blocks everyone's view
Believe all baggies,Smite all schizo queers
>>62268087Bobos are leftypol though
I'm permabulling to the point of taking out loans and selling everything I own to invest into this market. TQQQ and SOXL are my picks.
>>62268110>Smite all schizo queersBut that's like half of /smg/
>>62268114I switched to 2x. USD SSO QLD
Waiting for the bombs to drop tonight
>>62268114If you're going to take out loans, do the quarterly rebalance port that another anon shared a few days ago.
>>62268119I missed this, share it please
>>62268117Every time I did the math the 3x did better than 2x unless it was super short term. So I'm going for the 3x since I'm permabulling>>62268119I wasn't here for thatCan I get a link?
>>62268112retards of every stripe are seething right now
I take no credit. Shout out to the anon. It checks out.
>>62268128no, you are seething. Look at your posts. You are trying to hurt peoples feelings, by using phrases that hurt you
>>62268127>>62268121Here's the port>>62268131
>>62268127I don't doubt it, I currently have $250k in TQQQ and $75k in SOXL, $75k QLD, $30k USD and $100k SSO. All the 2x buys happened this year. We'll see, I'm not selling TQQQ, I'm just buying QLD with new money
>>62268114>loansRetardedSo what you want to do is take out the biggest (business) loan you can, use it to open a forex account set to 500:1 leverage, then do long carry USDJPY and net about 5% yield. Then use the USD to buy 3.25% USD 10-year treasuries. Use those treasuries as collateral to buy real estate and use the value of the real estate as collateral to buy more USD bonds. Put those treasuries in a money market account, use it as collateral to fund a margin account, and load the margin account up with as many 0dte synthetic futures on SOXL as you can (long otm calls, short otm puts). This creates gamma pressure on market makers and is a strategy anyone can do.
>>62268133>give us quarter and mercy!after the way you all treated me?*spits on you*
>ctrl+f "sorry">0 resultslick my taint
>>62268131>>62268134What is the yield on this
So I did some more 'research' on this IPO. It turns out this is one of the more interesting IPO to ever hit the market from a retail perspective. It seems Elon learned a few tricks from shitcoin launches of yesteryear and has applied them here.>30% of shares are going straight to retail pre-launch>it'll have a huge market cap on launch but only around a 4% float (~70b shares)>70b shares are going to take some grinding at an estimated $250 share price out the door>but sell pressure will be fucking NEUTERED since institutions can only sell ~10% of their holdings (depending on price and time), leaving only the shorts to drive it down (and the big players will be long if they want to keep their jobs)>still a debt-producing company but has Starlink to carry it... also sinking assloads into AI and of course that shit will be a break-even at bestSomeone give me ONE (1) good reason not to balls deep this whore rawdawg besides MUH ELON RUINED TWATTER cope bullshit plz
>>62268138Im a perma bull. I beat bobos ass long ago. decades
>>62268131now that it’s posted here it will blow up before June 30th
>>62268134Thanks! I'll do some research with it and then throw some money into it.>>62268136NiceWhat's the strategy for the 2x instead of piling more money into the 3x?>>62268137That might be too advanced for me
>>62268137>>62268114Top signals.>>62268144Because we are at euphoria.
>>62268145good for you. my victory is less than 12 hours old, my enemies before me, and i intend to savor this.
pouring one out for our fallen hero who died shorting oil. You lost the battle but won the (Iran) war
>>62268144Not only that but literally all the QQQ related ETFs will be forced to buy into it and the SP500 might be too (not sure since I didn't look into them changing their rules)>>62268151We are at the middle. Top is still some time away
>>62268144because elon fanboys will have to choose between two stocks, and TSLA is more likely to have something more innovative in the near future than space shit (im talking about long term investing btw, idk if this sht will pump or not)
>>62268150>>62268151Its not a top signal or too advanced. Its sarcasm about using irresponsible amounts of leverage. It would fail at every point, from getting a business loan to gamble on, to using 500:1 on forex without hedging etc.
Nvidia? Those video graphic card guys? They been up to anything lately?
be iran:>I'm not going to let ships outbe trump:>okay I'm not going to let ships out either...be iran:>okay Ill let your ships out if you let our ships outbe trump:>okay if you let our ships out well let your ships outVICTORY! VICTORY! VICTORY!
>>62268143It's not a big outperformance because you're so hedged. I don't run this but I will soon. This uptrend still has legs but it get exhausted soon.
>>62268165did you factor taxes from rebalancing 4x a year?
>>62268154I stopped believing or even trying to predict oil prices when I saw it going into negatives during the COVID startThey were paying people to take oil
>>62268168I'm a leaf, I got a tfsa.
>>62268162It's been six hours since Trump posted that the deal would be announced "shortly", Iran and the US also seem to be indicating per statements they've been putting out that they've 'agreed' to entirely different thingsEven if a deal doesn't materiliase given that oil futures close in a few days the price of oil will be lower this month than last month at the least
>>62268162>be israel>"isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
>>62268100id be pissed if there was a zoomer concert right ouside my house too
>>62268175lower next month*
>>62268175iran is never going to harmonize messaging, never going to admit defeat. truth is an existential threat to their regime.
>>62268182You say that when Trump and the US have been the ones that have been lying about "imminent deals" for 6 six weeks now
reminder we get one last pump before (sell in may and go away) the summer where we dump until sept/oct. then you go all in.
>>62268188There is no dump. Line goes up and then it goes upper.
>Israel is currently undertaking its final extensive efforts and applying considerable pressure to disrupt the formation of this agreement. We hope that the U.S. administration will make its decision independently of external influence and in favor of the broader collective interests of all parties involved.water is wet and israel deserves to get glassedshort GAUZ
>>62268186and i believe those statements more than lego slop music videos. i only have an 8th grade diploma though so maybe i'm just dense. and i guess in the market ignorance is bliss.
>>62268077https://www.tiktok.com/@hog_tok1/video/7308692257761234222
>>62268197Well those statements were shown to be false, whereas Iran has actually been shown to be more consistent and truthful is regards to their statements about the negotiations
>>62268200and yet here we are. the verdict i'm waiting for will be delivered by the exchanges on tuesday, and i don't care what goes on beyond the borders of treaty allies. (sorry not sorry)
Why is Nicki Minaj so sexy?
>>62268151>Because we are at euphoria.Yea it'd be nice if the entire market would take a decent dump for a while, but that really changes nothing about this launch.>>62268156Most of those are probably already/will be in before it even opens. The big peckers will watch the show while sitting on shares they can't sell xD>>62268158What's Tesla going to innovate in the near future? The electric cord pickup and robo taxi trope is boring old news now. If you're talking about long term investing like you said then TSLA gets a backseat to SpaceX.
>Europe is behind america on ai infrastr...ACK!
>Peace in IranSo whats the market going to do on Tuesday?
>>62268175>It's been six hours since Trump posted that the deal would be announced "shortly"
>>62268214>US companies are spending only 30 billion on data centersIm pretty sure Google alone is spending more than that, so I'm not sure how this was calculated.
>>62268214>Germany not even on the listImagine what could have been if they didn’t shut down nuclear
>>62268222>Trump: Deal is close. Iran agreed to give up their nuclear project, strait will be opened shortly.>Iran: Um, no.I simply lost count of how many times this happened.
>>62268225>>62268230read niggasforeign and only first 9 months of 2025
>>62268222>>62268231Just glass that "country" already and move on. This shit is in the way of profits.
>>62268230always comforted by other people's blunders, aren't you babe?
>>62268211>What's Tesla going to innovate in the near futurearent they like a psuedo robotics company? they also have the best battery tech outside of china
thinking of you, obviously. love you and goodnight.
>>62268211>What's Tesla going to innovate in the near future?Mass produced self driving cars?Mass produced self driving trucks?Mass produced humanoid robots?Also still producing regular EVs and new battery research. Probably a bunch of other stuff, hard to tell how much cross over there is with AI too.I don't understand the anti-Tesla shills. All I have to do is look at how much my TSLA shares grew to know they are retarded and hate money.
This time is unironically different.
>>62268222Honestly, that's mostly just arguing semantics. By that report Iran has agreed to restore amount of ships passing through the strait to pre regime change levels. Don't know how that conflicts with the statement that the strait will be opened all that much.
>>62268197You don't have to believe a known liar just because the other side is also lying. Fucks sake Trump has been caught lying several times already. Trusting a known liar isn't faith, just retardation.
omg the market is going to pump again on some vague deal that is basically just a prolonged ceasefire and nothing else
>>62268261i've invested a lot more into even more despicable people than donald, but i don't vote or listen to politicians. centcom is a good follow though.
>>62268262Not really, the deal is meant to increase the volume of ships passing through the strait to pre-conflict levels, which is pretty much the largest issues for markets. While it may not resolve the conflict itself, it'll largely diminish the economic damage it's causing currently.Though who knows if anything will come off it, but even Iranian sources seem to indicate that being the case so far, but we've been here in similar situations many times before.
>>62268264If Iran can keep the strait for economic purposes and humilitiate the US, they will try it. Especially since he's cucked out too many times by now
>>62268257>By that report Iran has agreed to restore amount of ships passing through the strait to pre regime change levels.Doesn't matter. The core issue is not up for debate according to them. The US has to bomb them into submission or admit defeat when it comes to nuclear.
>he’s still shorting the marketngmi
We have reached the point where it's anyways irrelevant what Iran does. The US can agree to a ceasefire with itself and that's already enough. Just announce you won't strike after threatening you will strike, add some Pakistani, UAE and Saudi names, that it's their fault you're not striking and that's good.
>>62268271Probably? It's not like anything has happened yet, but from the information I've seen the two side's claims currently are:Trump: There is an undergoing deal with Iran that will open the strait.Iran: Actually, a deal will restore amount of ships passing though to pre-conflict levels under Iranian supervision and control.That's about it. Whether that control will hold or pretty much anything else outside of it is to be discussed in the future negotiations.Even then it doesn't really matter all that much until an agreement is actually reached and goes forward. We're already had pretty much the same situation already.>>62268274Possibly, but that's besides the strait being opened, which is what market cares about the most. Even then it may flip the tables somewhat as if the strait function gets restored, then the pressure for Trump to act quickyl may elevate, though I'm kind of expecting Israel to pull something off to not let that happen.Either way I'm kind of tired of this discussion as it's just speculating about speculations anyway.
>>62268274my sndk calls are fucking cooked
>>62268131I made that post.if the market goes sideways, you lose money to decay. If the market goes sideways for long enough, you blow up. But if the market goes up, you get money into the leveraged equities. If it goes down, you get money in the hedges The 5% blow up rate is over 10 years, not one year. There was a similar portfolio that some people used, and it blew up when the bonds bubble popped around 2022.There was a leveraged x3 US treasurys ETF50% UPROand 50% TMFDo not use that portfolio. Good chance that it will blow up. Bond rates are rising quickly now.TMF actually blew up and everyone with money in it lost their money lolIt did not end well when the bond bubble popped.It was a portfolio designed for the falling bond rates from the 2010s, and worked well during the 2010s, but all that changed a few years ago.
Kek baggie
>>62268274everyone just needs to nuke us and shittael and we will have world peace
>>62268156If you do run that portfolio, the math is very delicate, and doesn't have big tolerances. So if you think you can get away with running SOXL instead of UPRO you're taking your chances. UPRO is important because of its low volatility, and it's there for a reason and not just 36% TQQQ which has a higher chance of blowing up, and replacing UPRO with SOXL is an even bigger risk than all TQQQ. It's designed with fine tolerances for surviving big downturns, but if the math deviates it could blow up from a 40% correction at the wrong time.This kind of portfolio works until it doesn't. If you get into a market, that's very crabby, and commodities are falling, gold is falling, and then the market takes a sudden dive, then it does all that again, and again. That's the kind of circumstances that it blows up.
is we getting a stimulus?
Holy shit there are actually people saying that SpaceX valuation is cheap because they'll build 100 TW of compute in space.
>>62268114yeah, i did that in early 2025. there's still time, but 2025 tariff shock was the generational bottom.
>>62268313buddy, look at spaceram computermoon and stars captcha
>Mind-Blowing Growth Is About to Propel Anthropic Into Its First Profitable Quarter>The startup expects a 130% revenue surge to $10.9 billion in the June quarter and its first operating profit, defying skeptics of the AI boomOur response bubblesisters?
Who's going to church today?
>>62268313SpaceX is going to be a buy [spoiler] after the lockup ends 6 months after IPO. [/spoiler]
>>62268175There has been zero progress made this entire thing is utter bullshit I'm sick of itIran's plan is to toll the strait and attack anyone who doesn't comply Iran will not give up their nuclear supplyLiterally nothing has changed. The exact same problem exist
>>62268321Anthropic hasn't made anywhere near the deals of its competitors in buying compute because it had a niche user base aimed at coding, their user base has been recently expanding(eating the market share of OpenAI and Google) and as a result they've been spending more on compute, having recently signed a deal to pay $1.25 billion a month for the SpaceXAI data centre in Memphis, Anthropic also benefits from the deals they stuck with Google and Amazon who own equity in Anthropic, this allows Anthropic to use their cloud computing in exchange for their data
There is no way we don't get a gigacrash this year.
>>62268323>6 months after IPO.lolhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/21/spacex-insiders-will-get-to-sell-shares-earlier-than-usual-after-the-ipo.html
>>62268323>>62268330Insiders will sell it all to passive investors and then short itWall Street has found a way to get those pesky bogleheads to finally pay
>>62268324But the market will pump only to dump later, because nowadays you buy first and sell later (when your assumption is wrong). But it won't dump as hard as it pumped.
>>62268335>Wall Street has found a way to get those pesky bogleheads to finally payYes. It took PE nearly 40 years to figure out how to do it. But they finally did it. Long term endgame will be index funds will barely have any risk adjusted returns. Maybe a 1-2 for stickiness so investors don't pull out.
I’m almost 40. My beard is turning gray. I got hair growing out of my ears. Why can’t the jews just let all my stocks moon shot and let me make it. I will leave the west and never return. I won’t say anything antisemitic. I won’t go against them.
Just checked weekend oil.Had heart attack.Roll over.
>>62268343shouldve bought soxl in april 2025.
>WTI under 95peace is priced in
>>62268344>>62268347Trump has repeatedly tanked oil futures 15%+ by making such claims in the past
>>62268337I see now they will open the strait without a toll. I'm surprised it appears they actually did make progress. Yeah well the market won't be dumping on that.
>>62268352lollmao
>>62268343>I will leave the west and never returnthats exactly why they wont let you leave, why would you let assets leave your hands
>>62268335they already pay. with all the legacy garbage weighing it down. i don't understand why /biz/ loves stocks that go down, companies with no growth, but you do. it's peak irony how everyone is afraid one of the most exciting companies on earth but rushes to buy diaper stocks and goop dealers. don't tell me you don't love scams because i've watched it my whole time here.
>>62268347Oil will drop $20 on open
>>62268343This post gave me anxiety. I'm in the same position but not currently in America, going back at some point in some months, and getting old is what's fucking with my head.I noticed yesterday by ball skin sags more than usual and it's looking closer to old man balls. I'm going to be an old man. Legitimately.What do we do fellow mortals? We may never get total freedom or when we do it'll be too late for it to really matter.
Like dark nigs crying in the rain>>62268343We all know that feel>>62268347Based
and when an actual hebrew cash grab goes on, like in april of last year or this march, you all celebrate it as justice. it's truly puzzling.
>>62268368
>>62268329Could be a January/February thing next year.
>>62268370yes. :)
Gold and silver are going to rip on market open. You bought minors, right?
>>62268350Smigger. I know. Ive been bleeding heavy on my oilers/vix/oil because of this blatant manipulation.Pools open / closed / deal / no deal. I rode the entire fucking rollercoaster.
>>62268373are those miners
>>62268370kek
>>62268374But why
>>62268373all the arcades in sydney are full of asian cuties playing those hand gamesppl used to go to the arcade to play samurai shodown...
>>62268380Pools still closed. And with the positioning of such force it is a certainty that things will escalate. I thought it would be sooner rather than later. Had it wrong on that part.That having said. EU Stockmarket is open on monday. Yes, Scandis are closed. So can't slurp the Norwegian dip on monday.There won't be a deal, only fake headlines. The question is the timing. After the World Championship? After the Saudi Haddj? In any case way before midterms, by then pool should be open so he can glorify himself and his followers.
>>62268388There will be no escalation, Trump has clearly demonstrated that he's not going to escalate, he did nothing when Iran bombed the UAE except back down and stop "Operation Freedom", Trump hasn't increased naval assets in the region during the ceasefire, if the US were to escalate then they would increase their military presence, this has not happened, Trump is going to concede
kek INTCels
>>62268282buy the buyers of chips short the sellers of chips?bear positions on semis contradict Situational Awareness core thesis. the puts are hedges or pair trades against AI compute longs not a directional short
>>62268390project freedom*
m$ is having a rough year
>>62268390there won't be escalation because iran's leadership isn't suicidal. escalation is not boots on ground or more of the same, it's bunker penetrating munitions dropped from b2 bombers.
>>62268396The US used those to little effect, the US also doesn't have an infinite amount of them, magazine depth is playing a role in the US not continuing the strikes as they have used 30%-80% of their stockpile depending on the missile
are beats aware that they're not le edgy contrarians anymore?every normgroid NPC thinks AI is nothing but a bubble that is making electricity and RAM more expensive while the smartest people on earth are using AI models to solve math problems that no human has ever solved, fully simulating human cells and overall seeing these models improve at a faster rate than moore's lawAnyone who has ever used claude/codex realises that this is literally a new industrial revolution, semis are in a supercycle
>>62268400Yes saar we the future saar
>>62268396>>62268398US used them in 2025 against Iran and again in 2026, they've got none left to use lil gup
This will be a wonderful week, see you smiggers tomorrow
>>62268398again. we're not using those anymore. that's fighter class weapons and ship based weapons for surface targets. they'll use up interceptors and that will be a tax but we haven't yet used the big bombs.
>>62268402>lil gupcrusty gooner with no clue
i don't want to wait till market opens, i want it to open now
>>62268404>when seven Northrop B-2 Spirit stealth bombers dropped twelve MOPs on the Fordow Uranium Enrichment Plant and two on the Natanz Nuclear FacilityAn unknown amount have been used in the 2026 US-Israel War on Iran, you have none left little gup
>>62268401wtf does that have to do with jeets?
long sofi or 2x sofi?
>>62268410i almost wish they'd call our bluff. but i'm gonna eat some cheese and go to bed. i've had more than enough bickering with retards today.
>>62268416All out of bunker busters little gup, Trump is capitulating
>Huang says NVDA has a new market worth $200 billion, CPUs>Says that figures includes sales to ChinaThis little gup
>>62268395It's the beginning of the end.
Requesting high IQ takes on wheat. Is it a good investment for the remainder of the year even if the war doesn't resume?
>>62268421
How long do people hold synthetic long positions for
>>62268438By all reports Trump has conceded to Iran, even Republicans are publicly attacking the deal he has struckhttps://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5892991-gop-lawmakers-pressure-trump-iran/https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/international/americas/artc-not-remotely-america-first-republican-hawks-attack-trump-s-emerging-iran-dealhttps://www.timesofisrael.com/nightmare-for-israel-senior-gop-senators-criticize-alleged-terms-of-emerging-iran-deal/
>>62268431eat your wheaties.
>>62268409we could start our own market i guessill start:i am willing to sell 100 shares of NVDA for 235
>>62268274>day 84 of the 2 day epic "definetly not vietnam 2.0 to deflect from the epstein files while destroying global economy and satisfying death cult zealots and jews" fury special operationwhat a time to be alive huh
bears really thought there would be all out war 2 weeks before the World Cup starts lmfao
>>62268465Trump will be in LA doing his gay little dance to the Katy Perry and Future opening ceremony and when reporters ask about Iran he'll say he doesn't know what they're talking about.
>>62268077Why is spacex allowed to rug 401k bagholders?
>>62268486It only rugs them if they allocate to SPCX before the dump.
>>62268483>Iran?>well yeah, I ran for president and I think this whole thing here is a beautiful spectacle. Actually, I think we should come up with a new name for it. I mean, this is football. Look at it, they are kicking the ball with their foot. It couldn't be any more football than this.
>>62268483were in for 2 months of pure bread and circuses, gotta be a bull runI hope its decent, Russia was great, but Qatar was kinda fake and gay, just looking forward to the dumb shit that pops out
>>62268486You're now living in an open oligarchy. Enjoy.
>>62268409>>62268456PURR solves this, long PURR.And what rhymes wth PURR?GRRR.
>>62268077I sold my ASTS, MRVL, NET in case of a weekend fuckery but kept LUNR, AMAT and GRRR (yes, I fell for it). Are there any good plays for the next week? Dell maybe? I've seen people here praise Nokia but is that eurotrash stock really trustworthy?
>>62268222kek
The recent (LARGE) terror attack from Balochistan rebels is an interesting development.I have long said we would make use of them, but Iran shills ITG have said they are loyal and peaceful etc etc. It is a good route to shut down the flow of Chinese supplies to the white BMW drivers.Now I actually expect shit to start kicking off.
I'm a brilliant investor. Tell me right now why I shouldn't all-in into Delta Airlines and Macy's.
>>62268222WILL THE STOCKS GO UP OR DOWN THIS TUESDAY
>>62268534Stocks up, oil down, even if no deal
>>62268493>Iran?>You mean Nike Iran? No its “Nike Air.” Totally different. But we’re focused on the World Cup. Incredible event. Biggest event maybe in the history of sports, if you think about it.
>>62268536woaw
>>62268538dont listen to him you fool, its a trick
>>62268373god I hope someone's gonna buy my bags
Unless Bibi sperges out we're looking at a +3 % day on Tuesday, titles such as Airbus probably +10 %. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62268580So the war didn't matter and that's why stocks went UP during the war, but the war ending is bullish so it did actually matter?
>>62268584? Stocks went down during the war
>>62268586We hit ATHs during the war.
>>62268584Why do you refuse to understand the word "irrational" in "The market is irrational"?
>>62268589Yes, after de-escalation and cease fire.
>>62268580I promised myself I wouldn't call him Bibi >>62268584It's a special combat operation not a special military one.
We are gonna be so fucking green on Tuesday bobos gonna bleed outta his ass hahhahaha I’m gonna be rich!
>>62268599Can't imagine the pain of anyone sitting on cash. Still remember the "oil to hit 150USD" posts.
Kek oil baggies. I think most smiggers have derisked from oil, but there's a certain clique of smug oil baggies on X that are currently panicking.
>>62268606Pics
>>62268606haven't seen anyone shill uso in a while so either they cashed out or blew up way backsmarter play was xle or something like pbr but smiggers are addicted to aping volatility
>>62268524COHR, the company that started the DRAM etf filed to start a photonics etf, if the inflows are even a fraction of what happened with DRAM photonics/fiber stocks are gonna take off. COHR leads the pack with the NVDA deal
>>62268616>PhotonicsI bought Sivers for 3k, immediately up 20 %. I'll let it sit for half a year no matter what. If it goes 10 x great, if it plunges 90 % no hard feelings.
>EU's von der Leyen reiterates importance of reopening Strait of Hormuz, says Iran must not develop nuclear weaponWhy is the EU so cucked?
Who's going to buy their product when AI does all the work?
sell the news
>>62268616i saw that etf. i’ll buy but need it toprint 30 plus days of pa. if cohr lite or fn sell off 15 to 20 %on ai capex jitter through q3 thats theentrythe quantum, halo & maybe compute futures roundhill etfs all look interesting. they’re on a roll after dram.
>>62268524>Nokiaeh, how young and stupid I was
>>62268632I already bought the majority of my position, I plan to add on any dips, think this will be the way to play it. The etf hasn't started trading yet the ticker will be LYTE
Black Jesus is not happy. Bullish or Bearish?
>>62268584I dont know a thing about investing, I just hype invested in the past, and now Im vibe investing with a chatgpt
>>62268641yeah i saw the secfiling i mean. i don’t have any particular need to buy optics common stocks but i see how the sector could pump so ill just grab the etf. hopefully make some cash
>retards only NOW looking into photonics after it has already ran 1000xlol in 2 years you will be hyped about power semis and be shilling infineon at 2 trillion mc
>>62268654>already ran 1000xok retard
>took a leveraged position in oil calls at $98 assuming it would keep crabbing around $100I guess this is karma since I was making a killing since last month, I hope the orange man fucks up the negotiations somehow because otherwise I might be getting raped
>>62268664Even if the deal falls through it takes many days to regain the same position, you're 100% fucked
Any other Epsteinposters looking to expand your DRAM and DRAM accessories port next week?
>>62268667I should be ok in the end if I hold for a while, apparently it will take ages for production to actually ramp up again
>>62268629AI anon. they will work for each other and pay each other money to buy things.
Another assassination attempt at the Whitehouse today. Is running into the Whitehouse with an ar-15 a new tik-tok challenge?
>>62268627I thought europe wouldn't back this war but I was mistaken though I did see europeans being happy about trumps attacks on iran. Would German boots on the ground in Iran be bullish?
>>62268362>We may never get total freedom or when we do it'll be too late for it to really matter.There is a chance rich people may get biological immortality in our lifetimes.Emphasis on "chance".
>>62268675Faking assassination attempts to bump the stocks.Look our leaders is invincible he'll always taco so you can be safe wall street!
>>62268654>shills Infineon himself AFTER it went parabolic
>>62268584>>62268647>I dont know a thing about investing, I just hype invested in the past, and now Im vibe investing with da chatgptI'd be totally OK with an 80% decade-long crash if it meant retards like this got flushed out of the market. They should make you take a really difficult exam to participate in the stock market desu and ban ETFs. It would solve so many problems.
>>62268279better off dca 2x forever than some retarded 3x long 3x short abominationjust buy QLD on red days and it mogs whatever bullshit you think you have discovered. I'm pretty fucking bearish short term though I wouldn't be buying any of that tech shit until the inevitable heeming happens
>>62268687markets and casinos love dumb money. they will continue to lower restrictions and increase leverage. crypto is dieing too now so all the dumb money from crypto will be buying 10x leverage SOXXXL ETF and gambling on 30 second candles with hourly expiration options.it will just be a poly market "investing section">DO YOU LIKE SPACEyes 89cno 11c>ARE WE HEKKIN GOIN TO MARS>yes 74c>no 26>COMPUTERS? SEMI CONDUCTOR!>yes 98c>no 2c
>>62268077Everyone seems convinced the crash will have to wait until scamX plunges to 0 in 48 hours.
>>62268175>physical number of barrels unchanged>price dramatically swings based on Jewish speculation of obviously fake news>president and Jewish hedge fund manager son in law fucking gambling on oil and gold prices during pump and dumpsyeah CLEARLY oil should be cheaper because of some axios tweets about a proposed proposition to proprose a date to discuss the possibility of a meeting to lay out the framework for the guidelines to begin a 60 day agreement to work on disagreements before we bomb em back to the stoneage
Why shouldnt i just invest in what our mostly goofy president invested in and just walk away?
my friend says he missed the boat (the giga bull rally)so he thinks he shouldn't invest till the big correction happensthoughts?
>>62268675>Why do all these time travelers want to kill Mr. Hitler?
>>62268580>titles such as Airbus probably +10 %Im fucked. Have 1K worth on airliner puts atm. Rekt.
>>62268718if he's so confident then he short everythingjust like that movieTHE BIG SHORT
>3-day weekend
>>62268737I thought I was doing it for the money, in reality I'm doing it for the thrill
>>62268718we had the big correction in april and he didn't buy. he won't buy next time either. call him a faggot.
>>62268718there was one earlier this week and SOXL was at 135now it's at 196~
>>62268370Wow, true
>>62268755>inb4 the deal falls through and bibi uses his jewish magic to force Trump to start bombing once again
>>62268654I know they've ran but is photonics buildout not ramping still?
GAW is the way
how is GME still 22 usd?fair value is at most 8-10usd range
>>62268690holy shit that's me on the right
>>62268800you are a bunny?
>>62268784>dick
>>62268737why is the market closed on monday??
>>62268815the tickers are on vacation
>>62268815The Jews need a day just to relish on all of the Americans they've sent to die over the years.
>>62268741>thing happens>NEXT thing happensjust typing this has my heart rate up
>>62268817>>62268826no really what's the holiday? i'm confused.is this just a ploy to stop Trump from pumping the markets on Monday? insiders need another day to prep to dump their bags? wth is going on.
>>62268826the golems had to die. the land was promised by Yahweh
>>62268741wanting it helps. it's not a problem 'til you make it
Ok so Iran is over US wins again lol.How do we profit from the imminently impending invasion of Cuba? Long tobacco?
>>62268844short sugar
anyone trades orange juice futures here?
>>62268846You got it, sugar!
>>62268741> fear sweat while waiting for price target to hit
>>62268718>thoughtsTell him that he´s ngmi
>Ai pumps>Quantum pumps>Red cat doesn'tWhy isn't this stock doing well, it's A.I and Drones combined.
>>62268815fallen gollem rememberance day.
>>62268918kill yourself unironically
WTF IS THAT WTI SHREK
>>62268924sorry I'm not a GWOT vet. no reason to kill myself.
>wtiGive me the news.
Zion Don is going to try get Iran into the Abraham accords or the world economy collapses
>>62268934I guess it's just this nothingburger?
>>62268137This is like the biz version of the mustard gas cookie recipe
>PEACE DEAL IMMINENT, NEXT FEW HOURS!>le next day>TIME IS ON OUR SIDE!oh my goodness i'm shocked. SHOCKED
>>62268737Weekends feels very empty without the market; the chaos, desperation, happyness of it, I prefer to feel than being an empty carcass.
>>62268962polymarket is open 24/7
>>62268933Can we restart the iran war just so israel gets bombed to shit again? I'm tired of jewish shitposting like this giant schnoz over here.
>>62268944>blockade remains in effect>we won bigly>thank youjust 60 more days of "will be open soon"
>>62268282>>62268392Idk why everyone is reading so much into these puts given the snapshot date of 3/30. Literally the pico bottom of the iran war fear. It seems way more likely he had these puts for temporary downside protection while the market digested the consequences of a once in a century energy shock, vs him randomly naked shorting the entire thesis his fund was built around. For all anyone knows he took all these puts off the day after the snapshot and let it rip for the next 6 weeks.
>>62268961uh, if you've been paying attention to his other tweets, this one means it's over.
>>62268981anon you don't make 50% of your port puts for temporary downside protection retard. he's calling the top and he is right
>>62268632/smg/ is sleeping on quantum/photonics stocks. $2b investement from the gouvernement was just the beginning. IBM is already on track to be one of the greatest QUANTUM stock with their QUANTUM foundry
>>62268520I think you mean BHYP. PURR is just another shitty DAT that will dilute onto baggies' heads like all DATs eventually do.
Where the dust Ser?
>>62268997Why is BHYP any different?
>>62268520>>62268997last time capital flows was doing this schtick it was HYPE. he's really sharp but also a really good fade when he gets loud.
>>62268972this doesn't work anymore but it was funny while it did. new tactics needed cuz.
If you’re not buying Emcor and Siemens basically you’re fucking stupid
>>62269001sorry, HYPD>>62269000it's an ETF
>>62268619Sive is going to 40B, serenity won't let it die. Just wish there were far otm options to gamble on it with, guess I need to wait for nigdick listing first though. Also wish transferring money to ibkr wasn't such a royal arsepain, i only got 70k into it sub 10 SEK which I'm salty about but gainz r gainz ig.
>>62268944>It was a direct path every two weeks since then and actually even before that for every two weeks and it almost happened had I not intervened in even lass than 2 weeks, they were this close!
>>62268988>you don't make 50% of your port puts for temporary downside protectionHis fund and his paper are literally called situational awareness. Why wouldn't he position it at any given time within that context. A situation happened (oil supply shock), he became aware of it and its consequences faster than everyone else, and positioned accordingly. He probably became aware of the new situation (oil news fully priced in and market showing signs of being horny for new aths) faster than everyone else too, in which case I seriously doubt he held these puts through april.>he's calling the topNigger soxx is up like 80% since that snapshot, so I'd call that a pretty shite top call
Mad Ghetto! My Dudes!
>>62268944
kevin please
COST will always be too expensive for me
>>62269068This White Kid Will Never Stop!
>>62269068you mean the stock or the membership?
>>62268606update on this, NO NO NO LOOKS LIKE THE OIL BAGGIES HAVE WON (again) HAHAHAHA
So is there a deal? Sounds like there is non. Weekendmarkets or hyperliquid went up. Now down after post by Trump 1 hour ago, but are recovering? Does anything even matter? He yesterday said "will be announced shortly", now he goes "...not to rush into a deal... Both sides must take their time and get it right"
Just realized it's almost june and its only like 60 degrees or something. Uusally it's like 80 or 90. Why are we having march weather in almost june?
>>62269046Wtf!?!?!?!?!? This Is Actually The DD Protest!
>>62269082Down? SPY coin is at like 7550 lol
>>62269073The stock. 50+ P/E doesn't seem worth it. I can afford the membership if I save up diligently
real schizo hours with the """ceasefire"""
$1Robinhood!
SNEEZEFIRE NOW
>Durrr da leada said duh strait is open>Dat means its open stoopid!
>>62268708
I go on reddit and everytime there's some zoomer sharing his 1m networth portfolio due to picking a meme stock there's always jealous boggleheads seething that he's just "gambling" and that "he's going to lose it all". Yeah sure m8, have fun working until the day you die with your measly 7% annual return on index funds
>>62269107You can't say this here, too many boggles
>I go on redditYou have to go back.
SMG has gotten far too slowVIX is trending to zero.The attack must be close.
>>62269107I remember when I had supervisors bragging about 5% a year on their pension plan. That’s when I learned how the stock market worked and making 15% is doable on your own. I quit my job shortly after and did 180% in 3 years. lol lmao
Hei GAUZ fren.You are ok?
>>62269107You're like the biggest fattest retard ever. Kys
>>62269124Oh yeah??? Well I did 100000000% in ten seconds!!!!!!Bro honestly, why lie on an anonymous nepalese hamster grooming website?
>Futures>https://youtu.be/cEQy2TiyUDs?si=sPw42kNRK2kzolPbAny good stocks to invest related to water? I know more people will be arrested over the data centers fucking up the drinking water quality lmao
>>62269071Hello, I know you have some kind of mental problem. I don't care. You're brown. You're not white. And i want you to know that everyone who sees you doesnt think youre white either.
What does everyone think of the proposed union pacific buyout of norfolk southern? Seems almost certain with the current admin that it will be strong armed through. Trump even talked about throwing some gov money into the stock.
>>62269149The market is pricing in maybe a 70% chance of success, which isn't "almost certain"
>>62269146you can tell he's not white because he's actually funny
>>62269167.
>BREAKING: The White House no longer expects an agreement with Iran to be announced today and thinks it could take "several more days" for the deal's approval, per Axios.Can't the jews tell their american cattle to either accept or reject the deal already? Jesus fucking christ. I dont want to trade when a massive deal can drop at any moment.Americans are so fuckig retarded for unironically voting for the jews complete takeover. You should have never been in charge of the world
Should I buy the oil dip when the market opens?
I think there are more AI sponsors than crypto sponsors in the Indy 500 this yearThe economy is... healing?
>>62269146He's whitet. med
>>62269182I watched a video somewhere where the interviewer claimed that the guy in charge of the deal Obama made with Iran had said it took them 2 years to reach an agreement.
The White Women Hate Robinhood!
>>62269107the funnier comments are the ones giving financial advice over something like a 300k windfalllike telling them to sell immediately, and that they've made it. it's like they're talking about 3million, it's very bizarre.
>>62269183Probably. It's a big chance the dral is bs.
>>62269134Did you miss the OIL run that made anons buy ads on this board? Back to your safe space nigger
>>62269183I'd say that the odds are in your favour with the track record of all the failed deals.
>BREAKING: The White House no longer expects an agreement with Iran to be announced today and thinks it could take "several more days" for the deal's approval, per Axios.>Yesterday, President Trump said a deal announcement was coming "shortly.">US officials are "optimistic" but say the deal could still fall apart.
>>62269071A white man!
>>62269212Deal 5 minutes before the markets open trust the plan
>>62269212I think Trump missed the memo that they are supposed to put out the bait and switch after the market has pumped, not when it is still closed.
>>62269212>two more weeks
>>62269212>2 more weeks
Instead of day trading oil you could've just put it into NDX and outperformed with no headache.
>>62269212I already thought it was strange that good news would be announced over the weekend. How are the insiders gonna profit then? Won't somebody think of the insiders?
>>62269107Okay but how many of those guys do end up losing it all in some dumb follow up gambles? Boggleheads are too smug in their own mediocrity, but the wild gambles arent going to fare better on average
>>62269243Hyperliquid and other cryptoplatforms are trading on the weekend.
I’m taking my morning NVDA right now. It’s a slimer for sure
>Iranian government has the highest credibility level with autistic bobo's on 4chan
$1Robinhood! Is Getting Paid Just This!
>>62269274Does The White Women! Want To Pay Any Money!?? For A Credit Card!??
>>62269212No shit. Who could have thought?
I Just Cleaned The Sink!
>>62269107The boggleheads fudded me out of SNDK when it was cheap and I could have made like 890k..... now the market is explicitly in a danger zone with the pumping on margin>THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS GET A JOBDon't worry bro, thanks to you 50+-something dipshits I'm gonna be working 3 jobs soon just to avoid being poor forever, real great stuff :)
>>62269212NACHO trade still undefeated
>>62269109/smg/ and /biz/ in general has become a graveyard of baggies waiting to die. Elderly Chainlinktards holding for 10 years insisiting it's going to fly to 100 bucks a token soon. VOOfaggots. All of them middle aged and waiting for "their real life to begin' at retirement in 10-20 years.
>>62269247better to be ikarus and try to have sex with the sun than to be a pleb getting raped by a minotaur in the dungeon, or something
>>62269274Of all the schizo shitposters, I hate you the most.
test
>>62269340this board is so useless. they have been crying for the last 3 years>waaaaaaaa top signal waaaaaaaaaa its unsustainable>waaaaaaaaa im so scared should i sell???? waaaaaa its so high who will pay out on all those call options??????>muh oil $150 muh dot com bubble SELL SELL SELL SELL>no anon dont buy SNDK/MU/INTEL/...its overvaluaded. stay cash>tomorrow WILL BE A BLOODBATH. this shit can't keep on pumping>...they shitpost 24/7 and act like broke ass goycattles
>>62269352post folio
>>62269369My portfolio’s pretty small
>>62268668i will buy some DRAM calls next week
Best dividens?
>>62269413NVDA
>>62269212lul there's no deal and it's the exact same problem as before
no bakers
aaahhhh take all my MU and SNDK aaahhhhhhh I'M JUST GONNA HOARD SSDs AND RAM
>>62269472>>62269472>>62269472>>62269472
>>62268630buy the rumor, sell the news, buy the news of selling the news
>investing>saving money>buying stocks>working for moneyLMAO, the poors think thats wealth. They treat 10 million dollars like its some achievement. Its all controlled by us.I was born into this by blood type and genes we are not the same. I am the top.
>>62268718He is correct. Though there are some pre crashed stuff he could try now like HP. But not too much yet.
