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Previous thread. >>10006531

Stay on topic and ignore bait posters.
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Tfw you love brand berets but they're always too small to fit on your giant monster head
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When I first started cosplaying there were many people that just started off, now that I'm still just 'cosplaying for fun' and buying most things, I notice people unfriending me on facebook etc and only keeping those who are either super active or doing contests. I feel like if I don't step up my cosplay game I'll be forgotten, and as a workaholic, cosplay is the only thing I have aside from work.
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>>10008564
Are they really unfriending you because you haven't "stepped up your game," or is it maybe that you haven't reached out to say, "Hey, how's it going?" in six months. I have a feeling you don't talk to them, else why unfriend you?
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Man I just really love lolita
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>>10008554
Pin them to your wig... you can stuff them a little first if you think they look too flat
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>>10006608
>tfw my bf is 31 (I'm 22) and all the lolitas say they're jealous of my "daddy"
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>>10008574
Me to anon
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Man I just really love cosplay
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TFW I failed butt inspection and got sent back for more anal training
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I have such a shapeless and unfortunate body type. I'm straight as a board all the way down, and my hips are the same width as my rib cage. I'm small and I don't weigh very much, but my bone structure makes it harder for me to find brand skirts that fit me properly. Please someone just kill me and my broad gaijin body. After straight cardio workouts and dieting for two years, I've come to the realization that this shit will never fit my waist right.
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>>10008721
maybe you should gain some weight? Not saying that in a bad way, but perhaps putting some more meat on your bones will give you a bit more shape?
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>>10008729
Unfortunately, I have the opposite problem: I'm physically healthy, and I don't have any weight to lose/gain. I think it's a product of having broad shoulders, an athletic build, and a muscular abdomen. I feel like I'm too jacked, lol. The clothes I want are for thin and waify chicks, and I wish I could attain that body so badly. The last time that I tried, I was 104 and felt like I was going to die because I was only eating one meal a day... it's just unfair. My body just isn't petite-shaped, brand is, and I'm doomed
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>going to anime NYC
>last minute choice
>no time to put together good costume
At least Im getting out. Friday after party worth it?
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>>10008743
You have a couple of weeks you faggot
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>>10008745
to do what tho? Would want to do goblin slayer but I def don't have the time for that. I have some older non - anime costumes but it would just seem so out of place.
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I bought a headbow I’ve been stalking the market for, it gets here and it’s in trash condition. seller advertised it as “worn once” bitch. this thing has been dragged on the ground. fucking pissed. I’ve bought from this seller before but it seems like she didn’t even look at it in the light before listing.
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>>10008749
I'm in the same boat as you so I'm putting together simple stuff, Waver from fate and Overhaul from BnHA.
There has to be something relatively simple you can put together in 5 weeks out of the stuff you watch.
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>>10008753
I might give Waver a shot, have enjoyed him so far. Someone else suggested Spike from Cowboy bebop. Idk, already bought the pass so I'm not gonna back out but I might also just normie it up and enjoy the stuff I want to see, I do want to meet people though.
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>>10008757
Spike would be ezpz too, definitely cosplay as it makes meeting people a hell of a lot easier.
Also to your after party question, I went last year and had a blast. They were playing remixed anime music all night downstairs (really can't remember what they were playing upstairs) with a nicely sized crowd of weebs dancing.
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I bought a cheap halloween costume cause the reviews were good. Arrived today and it is way cheaper and way shorter than I expected from the reviews: loose threads everywhere, thin see through fabric, cheap satin ties. Gotta work out some way to make it look good by halloween.
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>>10008739
I feel that, bud. I'm really tall and at the minimum weight for being considered healthy and I am just not properly shaped to fit into lolita. Nobody thinks I have big boobs and yet I cannot fit into any of my favorite dresses (Classic fag) because my bust is around 90 cm and everything is too short. Nothing to do about my body and I'm not about to become anorexic, so sad I remain.
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>tfw 26 and balding
I'm probably going to have to start wearing wigs even when cosplaying characters with short hair the same color as mine. Dammit.
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>tfw my local post office is terribly understaffed but the people who still work there are all 60 year old boomers who are just waiting for their time to come and for their sweet pension to roll in
>they are not exactly enthusiastic about their work
>they are all slow af and move in snail speed and there are often queues up to the entry door
>I usually do online shipping for my sales but still have to drop off my parcels at the post office and deal with these people
>one day I bring a bunch of parcels that I prepared with online shipping, all they have to do is just check them in
>the boomer employee there tells me she doesn't know about online shipping as it doesn't fit into her sphere of responsibility so she can't handle me out a proof of shipment
>I tell her it's just paying for shipping and doing all the paper work online and it actually makes her job easier
>she gets annoyed and raises her voice so everyone in the post office can hear her
>she almost yells "I've already explained this to you, you either take your parcels back with you, or you can leave them with us but we won't take responsibility for what happens with them and we can't handle you out a proof of shipment
>in non boomer language that means she doesn't give a fuck and if my parcels get lost I am double fucked
>I take my parcels and drive 20m to the next post office
>employee is some 40 old who is friendly and checks in my parcels without any issues
>all he had to do was to scan the bar codes and print out the fucking proof of shipment

If I was as ignorant as the boomer lady at my current job I would be told to learn how to do my job and fix my knowledge gap, or you can bet there would be a replacement for me in no time at all.
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Tbh
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>>10008919
file a complaint, tell them they should know how to do basic functions of their job
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I just paid £200 for customs. I can't wait to move to the US.
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>>10008933
Sometimes I also feel this way as a eurofag, but then I remember people in my country don't have to bankrupt themselves in order to get medical treatment. You win some, you lose some.
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>>10008931
Hahaha if it’s the US Post office they won’t give a flying shit. Write an online review though so people know his is the post office that sucks
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>>10008919
I hate the post office near me its total shit. No one wants to do their job , they either get rowdy with the ppl picking up packages or dropping them off. I wish they'd bring in new people but I know that would never happen.
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>>10008934
Or to go to school because jesus christ
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I'm feeling pretty ok today.
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I've been so busy between working and school full time that I barely have time for lolita anymore, and that was my main coping/pick-me-up. School is only getting harder and my work schedule more rigid leaving me with barely any time to eat or sleep let alone try and feel pretty again. I know it's all superficial but it really has me feeling some type of way and I never vent about it because it sounds stupid to get worked up over.
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Fucking captcha
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>>10008984
Same
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>>10008828
This meme made me nostalgic.
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Remember: NO JUNK FOOD

stay strong gulls
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>>10009031
why did you have to remind me im hungry
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>>10009044
protip: when you're hungry just masturbate, it makes the hunger go away
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>>10009046
does the opposite for me
maybe i masturbate too energetic
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>>10009046
I agree with >>10009047
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Screams forever
>get an old school piece for a great price
>international shipping isn’t very high
>doesn’t notice my apt address got cut from the message I sent
>arrives in city, out of town and forgets to check tracking
>mfw it’s literally been two days and the package is going back to Europe
>screams forever
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>>10009031
Thank you...I’ve been craving chipotle but that fucking shit has enough calories for the entire day and then some. Can’t even eat anything else all day
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>>10009031
Just got some nesquik. Most embarrassing behaviour.
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> cat 4 hurricane, possibly becoming cat 5 hitting my town
> I live on the water
> Left almost all my brand at home

I know I should have bigger concerns right now but... bye-bye, wardrobe.
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>>10009088
I’m sorry?
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>>10008791
only people who wear cheap halloween costumes are drunk normies at parties and small children. the fuck else did you expect?
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>>10009073
There's always making it part of your OMAD (one meal a day) and just fast. As far as a calorie dense meal goes, there's far worse fast food options.
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>>10009116
True and I can eat half for lunch and the other half for dinner, but when I found out how much calories everything they make has it left me in shock
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>tfw you will never have a best friend to take pics like this with
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>>10009094
She’s mocking the fact that you’re American. Because only 56% percent of Americans are *actually* white while the 72% statistic includes latinos and mixed race ‘mutts’ that look anything but white.

They’re probably some shit skinned South American or Medshit, I wouldn’t worry about it.
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>>10009088
Back to /pol/ with you, faggot.
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Met a cute girl the other day but didn't give her my info. We could have ended up married.

God, it's so much easier to meet people at cons, because you can trade Insta handles after you get a photo together.
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>>10009046
lol are you me? I'm pretty sure that's how I've managed to stay so slim for the past few years.
I'm never sure what to tell people when they ask me for diet/work out tips though...
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I don't know what to do with my instagram. I made friends over there and I like what I post but since I don't have a coherent aesthetic my account is not really getting much love. I see my friends' accounts getting popular out of the blue while I've been posting for more than 1 year and still no followers/low engagement
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>>10009163
If you're fantasizing about stuff like that then you had no chance in the first place
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>>10009131
Welcome to America, our portion sizes are delusional.

At least it's cost effective to just buy one thing and split it up.
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>bf getting noticably ripped
>notice other girls looking at him all the time
I feel worried about this development...
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>>10009173
I am the same. I guess I could be more popular but I just can't get myself to post more often because that would mean actively going out with the phone, taking pictures everywhere I go in the hope that something could be interesting and fit the aesthetic of my instagram and also planning posts ahead. But I'm just no smartphone person. I am happy when I don't have to look at the screen all day and can put the thing by side and I would hate having to invest so much time in everything just for some followers. Sometimes I also don't feel like taking pictures of my outfits because I know the expectations are high so a lot of things I feel are unpolished don't get posted as well.

Only advice I can give is to just keep casually posting and count on the loyal followers you already have. I recently hit over 100 likes and I figured that I don't need more people following me and can be happy with what I achieved being such an irregular/inconsistent poster.
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>>10009176
I'm just bummed because my gf dumped my ass.
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>>10009244
good for her! maybe she gets some real guy now
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>>10008934
>muh healthcare
Shut the fuck up
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>>10008614
Noice.
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>>10009248
I WISH we had proper healthcare. My BC alone was $1200 this month.
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>>10009254
wtf kind of monthly BC are you using? For around that price I got BC that lasts for 3 fucking years.
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>>10009254

Almost every state has a clinic that helps subsidize BC thanks to title X funding. Even my ass backwards trump state has one of these in every major city. Look into it - it can save you tons of money.
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>>10009258

And to clarify, they tend to have "family planning" in the name as an FYI.
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>>10008919

See if I was like those fucking government boomers I'd be fucking fired. Fuck that noise. I am angry for you.
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Had to come to the decision that I can't afford my all-time ultimate dream dress right now. It's up for sale, and after just losing an auction for it I was ready to go and splash the cash, then I remembered that I'm a student working a part-time job, with a holiday next month, and Christmas after that, plus rent and transport. I wish I could spend money right now, I really wish, because I've only seen this dress for sale ONCE before (the auction that I lost), but how am I supposed to just lay down pretty much 75% of my rent in one transaction? Not to mention I live somewhere that WILL fuck my ass raw with customs, even if it gets marked down. Big fucking sigh.

I know I sound like a whiny bitch but I really TRY my best at budgeting, I only spend like £30 for food all month (providing I don't get takeout). I guess I just needed to vent and it's not the sort of thing I want to bother anyone with.
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Had to change my transition pair of glasses this month after I accidentaly dropped acid on them. There go 750€ out of the window.
Praying no DD comes up this month. My budget is fucked and it's only the 11th.
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>>10009269
>dropped acid
I didn't take you for such a party animal, anon-chan
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>tfw no lolita gf to do psychedelics with
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>>10009268
Which one is it, anon? I have been in that situation before and it sucks. Tempted to offer to buy it for you and let you pay it off on payment plan, but it depends how much we're talking and where you live.
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>>10009270
Kek, I wish. It would imply my life has something fun going on outside cute clothes and photoshoots.
Also, that acid is easier to clean than fuming melted plastic.
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>>10009272
Wait, are you for real? I've got lacemarket feedback from payment plans before, if you're serious. I'm in the UK if that makes things any easier.
>tfw I would say which one it is but I don't want rainies to snipe it and then sell it for like £600.
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>>10009278
Oh cool, same country! Dropped you my email, anon. Email me and let's see what we can do
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>>10009254
sounds fake t b h
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>>10009280
anon am I actually messaging you on fb right now?
If so.... hi <3 but also you're too kind and your heart is so big and you know how much this dress costs, I can't let you do that.
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>>10009278
Can you tell us after you buy it? I'm curious. And I really hope you manage to buy your dream dress, and that if you don't you will find it again.

>>10009272
This is so kind anon, I hope the good you do or would do gets back to you
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>>10009288
Lol yes, it me! I'll message you about this haha <3
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Would you take it up the ass from a potential patron if it meant they'd would pay for your dream dress, gulls?
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>>10009301
>1 DD
No
>full DD list
Yes (assuming they will come up while he is still alive kek)
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>>10009307
This
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Been watching videos and looking at the program for one of my best cons, feeling really nostalgic. Also started typing out a huge document writing down everything I can remember. Planning to make a huge, multi page, maybe small book length text about everything about that con, what lead up to it and how it impacted me in the years after and other thoughts so I can remember it for the future and read that when I feel nostalgic
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>>10009318
You go anon! Write your feels away
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I swear my muscles get bigger every week
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Okay, to revise my feel from >>10009268
tfw your best friend buys your DD on a payment plan for you after she sees you whining about it on cgl.
I just,,,,, have a lot of feels right now
all good ones

>>10009292
Also the dress is JetJ Dame a la Licorne in the 2016 release (normal waist cut). Purple best colourway.
Heck yeah I'm crying, I wish her all the good too. She's a good noodle, she didn't even know it was me whining and offered anyway.
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>>10009348
congrats, what is ur dd?
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>>10009271
reminds me of my old gull friend..
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>>10009348
Holy shit that's a good friend. Keep her close, anon
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If you aren't wearing skirt, should you wear panties with cosplay?
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I think that changing styles in lolita from sweet to gothic has been a mistake; I can't stop buying stuff for new gothic coords and it's getting to the point where I just keep impulse buying anything that's gothic because I'm just so excited about making the change. I have spent $500+ in the last 2 weeks on shoes, wigs and pieces and as soon as I get money I can only think of how I can spend it buying more gothic. I feel like Mana has possessed me and have a wild lust for anything black and blue
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>>10009444
Do you prefer thongs or boxers?
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>>10008520
Sometimes I feel like a heartless bitch but honestly I just hate hearing friends bitch about how I am so lucky or whatever to be able to afford Lolita and have my husband buy me things. Little do they know I have built this collection up over years. Today one asked for food and well I helped her buy food 2 other times before. Today I just referred her to a local food bank. I think sometimes tough love is needed because some people need to experience reality and stop being stupid with their money . Also if you have enough shame to beg for food money on Facebook and claim you’ll pay them back next month you can go to a food pantry like the rest of society.
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>>10009452
I much prefer when people know when to go to the food bank. There no shame in it, I’ve had to go there in the past too.
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>>10009455
Been on the edge of homelessness a couple of times in life. There is no shame in going to the church or local food pantry that is what it’s there for. I’m sorry if I may have stated otherwise. Just meant to say the shameful behavior of a friend who constantly wastes money publicly and then goes begging set me off.
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>>10009456
No no, I was agreeing with you, my statement was more towards your friend, sorry for the misunderstanding. If it were me I would suggest the same.
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>>10008520
>waited until a week before a wedding to buy a dress for the theme
>managed to find one in the same state as me, thinking it would be faster to ship
>seller hasn't sent it out yet, wedding is in a few days
>i did this to myself
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>>10009452
Dont feel bad anon. I grew up (and am still) surrounded by poverty while my own family was lower middle class. So I always felt heartless or guilty when I heard my friends complain about stuff like that even though my dad was in the military and being shipped all over the world.

Now that I work it annoys me even more that my friends constantly seem to expect monetary assistance when I cant always afford to do things for myself even! Even worse when they wont get local help and demand mine. Dont let them walk all over you! You have to say no sometimes and let them make their mistakes.

I had one friend who constantly complained and needed help all while somehow still managing to buy brand new video games every week, a ps4, and continually adding more pets to their run down house. I felt bad for her situation at first but it just became so annoying to hear her complain about money and tell me about how lucky I am to do luxury things and then watch her never learn how to budget her money.

>>10009456
>>10009455
THIS! I have been in the same situations and I relied heavily on the food bank and the nearby church for dinners and such. I even had to rely on the community college for showers in the gym. Its embarrassing I guess, but worth it to get by
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>>10009482
U didn’t tell them when u needed it...?!
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>>10009482
You should have told them you needed it ASAP. Also why is it so hard for you gulls to ship shit, literally print from PayPal, and if you didn’t order free supplies already, you can literally get a box from the post office, package it off there and leave it. You don’t need to even check it at the counter!!!
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>>10009444
No, it's considered rude.
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>acne scars
>getting man hands from work
I just wanna be pretty
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>>10009464
>>10009497
Guess being down has humbled us a lot over the years so it’s just upsetting when we see people behaving badly and attempting to take advantage of others. I honestly feel having struggled made me a better person today. I attempt to help people when I can because I know what it’s like to be on hard times and feeling like nobody is there for you but I don’t allow em to take advantage of my kindness. Sometimes the best help can be pointing people in the right direction. We’re all gonna make it.
>>10009522
You’re gonna be fine anon and I’m sure you’re a lot prettier than you think. Acne scars fade but I just want to say try exfoliating every couple of days and it should encourage fading of the scars even more. I like using those aveeno pad daily cleanser things. Can’t help with the man hand thing but can say getting your nails done every month or two if you’re short with time and getting a paraffin wax treatment seemed to help soften my hands a lot . Or as awful as it sounds Vaseline soak with a pair of old socks you don’t care about staining for 15 minutes then wash off the excess and your hands should benefit
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>>10009452
That was the right thing to do. Sending her to a food bank isnt even tough love. Its a feat of love that anyone can go to any church or food bank and get free food.
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>ftm on instagram posting shit about how 'being trans isnt a trend omg fucking tucutes'
>click on his page
>almost exclusively cosplays super made up female characters
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>>10009522
>acne scars
It could be worse anon, i haven't had clear skin since i was 10 years old thanks to my parents refusal to get me proper acne products. I am now 22 and i skin is still rough and covered with scars even though i haven't had full on acne in years.
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>>10009372
What happened to your old gull friend?
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rip stockmarket
Glad I bough beans last week
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I just signed up for the Secret Santa and I'm really excited
... I'm kinda hoping I get nurse-chan if she signed up
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>>10009348

Congrats anon. I'm lowkey jealous cause I wanted the red skirt version of this print and I don't have any friends to do that for me. Keep that friend close though!
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>>10009536
>Vaseline in a sock
Curly, is that you?
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>accidentally forgot to eat for 20 hours
>try to cook
>have panic attack because kitchen isn't clean enough
>order a small domino's pizza
>cry while waiting for it to arrive
recovering from an ed is hell i'm not even skinny any more but it still kicks me in the ass every day
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>>10009653
If you cooked would that be healthy?
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>>10009653
clean and then cookb
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>venture to /x/ to check out horoscope stuff because i’m bored and it’s slow here
>it’s weird AF
i should probably stop going there
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>>10009671
>/x/ is weird
Stop the fucking presses
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>>10009655
probably not desu. im pretty fucked and dont have a good sense of what is healthy

>>10009660
i clean obsessively. i know the kitchen is clean already but i had a panic attack anyway. being like this means simple solutions arent simple
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>friend keeps trying to flirt with me
>don't reciprocate, just awkwardly step around it
>one day they outright confess to me
>turn them down
>they ask why we can't be in a relationship if we're such good friends and both single
>just tell them I'm not attracted to them
>they ask why not
>knew this was coming and feel bad that I have to outright say it
>tell them it's because they're obese and refuse to take care of themselves. They're fun to hang with but have a disgusting lifestyle that I want little to nothing to do with
>they get mad and call me shallow
>ask them why I have to change my standards just because they want me
>is simply angry with me but still awkwardly tries to flirt a few days later

What did they expect? I go to the gym nearly every day of the week and constantly tell them stories about stuff that happens in it. Why would they think I would be interested in some one who just lets themselves become disgusting blobs? That would've honestly been the final straw on for my tolerance to bear with them, but no one else talks to me as much and my days get really lonely with no one else around...
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>>10009592
I sold a few of my AMD shares last week so I could buy some j-fashion stuff. Its down, like, 30% since then. Its still up 130% for me though, so I can't complain too much.

>>10009653
My friend is underweight and is coming is stay at my house for about a week very soon. What should I do to get her to eat more? I'm gonna try and teach her how to cook.
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In the past, I've added both close friends and also new friends to instagram.

I often like and comment on their photos. But they rarely do the same to mine.

I have a lot of rando followers who I don't personally know who like and comment, so my content must be at least not absolute shit, but I get so confused?? I try to be supportive of their content, but I am invisible to them. If I unfollow or mute, later on some friends complain that I don't engage with them anymore.

Does this happen to anyone else?
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>>10009733
Also to add, I am a lolita, so I only post photos of my hobby like coords, new purchases, and sometimes cute foods.
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>>10009307
I guess everyone has their price.
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>>10009733
>>10009735
Some people are just too self centered to really notice or deem other people worthy of their immediate attention or effort. You just happened to say a bunch are your friends, lmao. You having issues trying to suck up to people who don't care about you, bro?
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>>10009301
Hell no would do it for 500k tho
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>>10009741
>implying even your coochie is worth 500k
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>>10009726
does she have an ed or is she just very skinny? its important to know which bc the strategy is different depending
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>>10009744
NYART but if some sad sack convinced himself my super ordinary butthole was worth that amount, I'd do it for the 500k and consider it a worthy tax on him for being stupid
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>>10009748
what if he wants you to shid...
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>>10009749
500k anon. 500 fucking k.
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>>10009751
desu I need money like pronto so a few hundred is enough for me :\
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>>10009744
It isn't, but I'm not stupid enough to degrade myself for a bunch of clothes that I'd have a much higher chance of finding myself than some retarded crossboarder. I'd be willing to set my pride aside for 500k though
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>>10009301
You're going to ruin butt inspection day.
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>>10009740
No I don't suck up to them, my irl friends and I are really stable otherwise. That is why I am confused. Sure, our friendship is more important outside of insta, but I've had 2 close irl friends in particular get weird at me when I stopped interacting on instagram since they never interacted with me. I'll agree that maybe those few didn't care, but the others I get a lot of love from irl just don't ever reciprocate a like or comment once in blue moon. I'm just like, why even add me?

Also with new friends I make at meets, that is where I am most confused because we seem to hit it off rather well. Few use direct messaging, just FB posts to talk, where everything seems fine and they are friendly with me. But with insta, they are the ones who ask for mine when we are becoming closer. I never ask cuz I don't want to be forward, but they want to add mine, express liking my photos, and then I never hear from them again there.

idk what I am doing wrong or what I am wrongly perceiving, unless they just want followers?
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>>10009759
If you get a fancy colonic afterwards then comm mom won't be able to tell~
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>>10009752
I'd need at to be offered at least 10k before I'd consider shitting myself for someone's pleasure. But for plain ol buttsex I agree with you
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>tfw you rewatch Rebellion after a few years and finally realize tht you didn't get it the first time, and Homura truly did noting wrong

Hold me, I'm shaking.
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>>10009745
idk desu. I just know she has been underweight for a while and trying to gain a little weight.
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>friend's little sister turns 18 at the con
>the VERY NEXT DAY she's MeMeMe prancing around in a thong
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>>10009254
You can save ALL of that if you don't have sex you know?
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>>10008749
Wear the older stuff then. It isn't out of place; I'm going to AnimeNYC as well and I'll be looking out for you, fag. You better wear your oldest piece of shit, and it'd better be dusty and musty and discolored with how much of a fit you're throwing over this. I love seeing older cosplays, how is it out of place? You don't always have to do flavor of the month relevant stuff. IMO It's even better if it's an old obscure character. Everyone and their mothers will be looking to cosplay the next best hotness, but seeing an old character brought to life again is always more charming.
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>>10009700
That final sentence (and frog) of yours is expressing some sort of hesitance or regret to me. Please don't. You did the right thing.

It's a common call for gross people to call others shallow when they don't get their way. Everybody's beautiful, etc. But bet your ass that when someone they don't find attractive confesses to them their reason for rejection is the same as yours. No relationship will be rewarding without a baseline of sexual attraction. You were honest and clear about not being able to feel that way for your fat friend. It makes sense that someone who's that dedicated to self care and improvement won't accept any intimate relationship with someone who does the opposite.

It's a shame you don't have more friends. I think it would help extinguish hope and aid your friend's heartbreak if you didn't hang out as much for a while. Love thrives on hope alone, and that's why she's back to flirting with you. What if I can win him over? What if he will see past my lumpy body and see my souuuul? He likes me as a friend, WHY NOT MORE?

Hope will make her forget how upset she got at your honest reasoning. Best of luck man, because letting her down doesn't seem to be enough. You need to shatter her heart properly, throwing it to the ground with all your might.
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>>10008940
Truth. USPS doesn't give a single fuck. They hire these people and it's impossible to fire them unless they're literally opening packages and sticking their nutsacks in them. It's a joke. Nobody knows how to do their jobs, they have zero accountability, and there's no way to complain.
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>>10009761
I don't use IG but I have people I interact with a lot on social media I don't speak to irl or through messaging. We established our friendship through social media posts only.
Likewise I have irl friends I follow I don't really interact with on social media at all, I just follow them because they're my friends and I care about them, and we talk frequently through messages.

I've never had anyone get weird at me for not interacting/stopping with their posts though. Do they interact with other people's posts? There are some people who just never do that. Or maybe it's because they're used to you interacting, when you stop they get confused?

>>10009740
>Some people are just too self centered to really notice or deem other people worthy of their immediate attention
Just because someone follows you back and/or you comment on their stuff doesn't mean you're entitled to their friendship or that they're self centered. Being mutuals doesn't make you friends
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Hey, I'm the homufag from the previous thread. Check out the Homura thread archives for more great art and heartbreak.
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>>10009764
You sound like you have done this before...
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>>10009781
If I had, I would be a lot richer. But now I'm too old to be expensive so there's no point in starting.
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>>10009782
I never said you did it for money, just that you did it.
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>>10009781
>>10009783
Girls don't poop so no
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>>10009770
>>10009779
Unironically there's a lot of symbolism and layered nuances that are easy to miss upon first viewing.
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>>10009784
what does pooping have to do with doing anal? please learn to read, thx
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>>10008931
>>10008940
Filing a complaint absolutely does matter. I filed a complaint about a worker dropping my mail in the road and I got a response a day or two later. They do seem to care.
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>>10009786
Go be a horny autistic incel somewhere else.
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Fellas, I'm just gonna come out and say it...

I'm fucking poor and willing to whore myself out to help my situation!
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>>10009783
As I said, wish I had. But no, I'm a teacher and didn't want to risk my career prospects. Probably would have made more than teaching though, dammit
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>>10009791
No one wants to pay some pimply flat-assed manchild for sex, nerd
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>>10009301
>Not just finding an incel on /r9k/ or any of the many "cgl" servers they advertise here and sending them random nudes of OTHER girls pretending to be them in return for dresses

Weak. Step up your game. Literally all you have to do is join one of their bait and switch servers, get into voice chat, be enthusiastic and very subtly playful without directly flirting with anyone, and then wait for the inevitable PMs to come your way. From there it's just playing the game - if you're smart you can string up a handful at a time and have them all feel like they're special someones.
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>>10009778
Thanks for the reply. They do interact with other people's IG posts, including with lolitas they don't know irl.

One of them once was telling me in person about a new purchase during a meet. I was excited for her and asked what colorway and in a kind of snippy way she said "Well you would know if you ever checked my feed." It really took me aback. I just kind of stammered that I had been really busy lately and not checking IG much. I thought we were decent friends but now it's just awkward.

Another, when I comment, she replies to everyone's comments except mine. Everyone's. Like, she goes around my comment every single time. And when I see her, she shows me things from her feed that she wants to talk about. It's just a bit strange I think? I don't know, I have a hard time understanding stuff like this.

Also, a few other lolitas asked for my IG, added me, I added them back right away, then never interacted me past the first couple of days. We always hang out during meets and also have mini meets together so it seems like they enjoy my company? However I don't know them super well, and regardless it is radio silence on IG.

I'm probably overthinking all of this or something about me is the problem, but often I see mutual friends commenting all the time on one another's posts and I get really confused. I guess I do feel a bit hurt when irl friends who have similar interests never like or comment, esp when I try to be supportive of their content even if I am not a fan of it, like cosplay or selfies. But then I see these same people going overboard interacting with other irl and online friends, so I guess I am just feeling somewhat sad.
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>>10009795
>tfw have guys from multiple servers who think they're "the one"
>different servers
>they have no contact with one another
>all of them think i'm their gf or about to become their gf
>new dresses every month
>i've paid for maybe 20% of my wardrobe
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>>10009798
You're living the dream
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>>10009794
B-but I'm not a nerd, anon-chan! I'm a kawaii girl (male) just like everyone else here!
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>>10009798
Why do we keep falling for it bros...
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>>10009375
>>10009626
Thank you anons <3
I'll keep an eye out for the skirt version for you, but I rarely see it. Good luck!
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>>10009785
I've seen it twice, both when I was around 18 so I don't think I understood it. I'm bad at getting symbolism in general, could anyone help?
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>be me, 20, college student living at home to save cash
>go out to eat at a restaurant with my dad last night
>our relationship isn't really the best and my mom and other brothers are gone all week, so I'm alone
>as the night goes on at the restaurant he gets progressively angrier and more rant-y, criticizing everything about me and telling me that I settle for everything in my life and that my friendships and relationships are garbage
>tell him I'm not interested in talking about this in public and that this is not a good time (in the middle of a small restaurant in which we're elbow to elbow with people)
>dad goes full retard and starts screaming in the restaurant, embarrassing the shit out of me and I run out crying in front of everyone
>he drove me there so I wait in the car until he gets the opportunity to scream all the way home until he follows me through the house and I have to physically lock him out of my room

what is it like to have a normal relationship with a dad? Will I be daddy issues-chan forever? I'm completely financially dependent and not in any position to leave. I know he does this out of a convoluted sense of caring and wanting the best for me, but it really leaves me feeling like no independent decision I ever make is good enough to rise above the "you could do way better" standard (that and his narcissism)
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Daily gull reminder that Usagi > Madoka
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>>10009817
Nah you tasteless bitch
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>>10009820
Madoka literally wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Usagi, pleb
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>>10009700
>keep hanging out with crushing friend after you've rejected them

As someone who's been down this road before, please don't. It will always be awkward and if you find a partner they will get super weird about it, and if you're anything like me you'll constantly feel guilty. I know it's hard to be lonely, but neither of you need to be hanging out with the other right now
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>>10009816
Yikes makes me glad I didn’t grow up with my well known abusive and psycopathic father. I literally never met him save for a few times and I’m doing well in life. I’m sorry for you anon, there’s nothing you can do but bare it, remember you are worthy no matter what, and cut them out of your life once you’re out. I would try avoiding them as much as possible and not going anywhere with him if possible.
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>>10009788
You are very lucky then, here in Florida literally no one gives a shit about anyone and would be happy to see you die. No seriously ask the millions of Haitians working in all the shit jobs including the post office. They’re loverly people
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>>10009816
>be me
You deserved it teebeeaych
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>>10009777
Honestly yeah and it pisses me off that the only one I found that was good, was volunteer only by old people in San Pedro California. I felt bad- they should be paid a baller amount of money because despite being old they rocked!
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>>10009827
>be me, 20, suffering but relishing in trashy memes
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>>10009447
Honestly I’ve been thinking of expanding more into classic and gothic but this is my fear. I think I’ll stick to sweet a little longer haha
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>>10009825
I feel almost guilty, though? It's almost like he's trying to be a concerned father but the delivery of the message just isn't coming out as intended
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>>10009813
I mean, where to even start? Pretty much every frame of Rebellion has something meaningful in it. Not in the "just throw random biblical allusions with no tangible connections and it's deep" kind of way either. A lot of it is self referential, so easy to miss if you aren't paying attention (pic related).

Pic you quoted has Madoka and Homura represented by the animals they're commonly associated with. Homura is a salamander - creatures that are reborn from flames (kinda like phoenixes) and are metaphorically connected with passing through the "flames of passion. They're mostly regarded in various folklores as malicious creatures who would do anything (mostly vile) for the sake of their object of affection.

Madoka is a black cat, which I'm sure you know are commonly used as familiars of witches. They also symbolize resurrection (more commonly tied to "9 lives" myth, but not exclusively). Madoka's wish in the first timeline was to save a dying cat who was run over. Because of this, the cat has a secondary meaning of having to be saved.

I can go on a lot more, but I believe this is just a fan image utilizing common symbolic elements in the series. It's difficult to fully convey their significance without going into essay length explanations. The movie has so much in it, between Homulilly being the "nutcracker witch," the entire story thematically lifting from Paradise Lost, Madoka being shown with imagery of locks and keys, etc. I guess to start, what exactly are you looking for in the explanation? Symbols that link characters to their motivations?
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>>>10009846
As a taste of how the symbolism is important for the body, here's the significance of this image:
>Movie starts with Homu and Mado sitting in chairs next to each other, then they nuzzle
>Towards the end of the move
>Mado gets up from her chair and T-poses (crucifix) and proceeds to (with a smile) tip over and fall into a pile of pink goo
>Moemura tries to lunge out and save her (transforming into normal Homura mid-leap) but still fails to catch her
>Frustrated, Homura repeatedly slams her fist into the goo pile
>Pan out to a circle of giant Moemuras looking down disappointingly at the miniature Homura doing this
>Final pan out to Homulilly's hand crushing the scene
>Movie ends with Homura in a chair, leaning against nobody, with a huge chasm next to her

Idiot's breakdown: Homura was never okay with Madoka's sacrifice. She turned the tables and instead put herself into the position of the sacrificial lamb.

The symbolism isn't required for understanding the story, but it gives more context to appreciate it and piece things together. All you need to know is that Homura did nothing wrong.
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I want to carry a lolita on my shoulders.
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>>10009774
W O K E
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>>10009859
How many plates do you squat bra?
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>>10009775
Even my busted baby’s first new Vegas cosplay?
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>>10009855
Anon, you're an amazing person. After watching rebellion I really disliked what Homura did, but seeing that I can kind of understand what happened. I feel like such an idiot to say I didn't 'get' rebellion, but I really didn't.
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>>10009864
If that's all you have, go for it. What's the alternative? Going cosplayless?
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>>10009855
Link:
https://youtu.be/lf_X-NLUDbY?t=12
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>>10009578
we just aren't talking anymore
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>>10009866
Yeah, just being a boring dweeb, getting my shit and not meeting new people
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>>10009883
Why did you hurt them
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>>10009888
because I'm a bad person
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>>10009893
It's okay Anon. We all are. Please be kind to yourself. I hope this helped.
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>>10009855
Memeworthy as it is, I don't fully agree with 'Homura did nothing wrong.' The big fault she did was not wording her initial wish properly. I don't remember the Japanese quote, but "I wish I could meet Madoka all over again, but this time I want to be the one protecting her" is the sub if I'm not mistaken. That wish only said protect. Never save. Homura got what she wanted with her spiralling timeloop of repetition. That was wrong.

She's still best girl. Time travel plots hurt me so good.
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>>10009896
thank you anon, I appreciate it...
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>>10009893
Why don't you tell them you're sorry
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>invested in some good Mizuno Wave Riders & athletic gear
>sister gives fitbit for free
>is very excited to gradually exercise more
>knows its gonna be hard but is determined to fit into unshirred Old School

Wish me luck gulls
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>>10009901
I feel like too much time has passed now and it would just be awkward
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>>10009903
It's never too late
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>>10009897
>Blaming a 14 year old girl who just watched her best friend die and doesn't know that Kyubey is a monkey's paw yet for not wording her frantic panicked desperation wish carefully
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>>10009902
Good luck, Anon! Make sure to eat balanced too! What you eat is more important than what you burn off! Moderation is key, and don't fall for the lowfat scam.
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>>10009817
Cutey Honey>Usagi
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>>10009774
>implying anyone on /cgl/ has sex
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>>10009913
Usagi > Sakura > Honey
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>>10009908
>No matter circumstance a mistake can be classified as a wrongdoing
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>>10009914
Lol are you from r9k?
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>>10009914
>Don't be ugly
>Proper basic hygiene
>Wear an inoffensive fragrance
>Go to con
>Non-creepy flirt with people who you socialize with
>End up getting laid by the end of the night 98% of the time

/cgl/ probably sees more sex than all of 4chan
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>>10009914
I’m sorry you don’t get any action with that micropenis of yours
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>>10009936
>>10009939
seething
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>>10009939
>same boring response when called out
Why are women so boring and predictable?
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I want to dress up as Galko-chan cuz she's best girl but I feel like I would look ridiculous since I'm a beanpole
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>>10009947
>Padding
If the traps and crossplayers can do it so can you
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>>10009948
Yeah, I suppose so! I guess I feel a bit weird about it since I don't want to 'fool' anyone into thinking that I actually have meat on my bones, nor would I want it to look clearly fake/weird
Thank you though, I'll try to make it work!
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>tfw catfishing someone right now who totally deserves
He messaged me first and everything. How do I keep it going gulls
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>>10009951
I mean, that's just so much information to go off of... I don't know...
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>>10009953
Do you have experience, anon-kun?
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>>10009955
I wouldn't admit it on my resume, but with digits like those I cannot lie.
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>>10009950
Don't feel bad, I stuff my bra because I'm pear shaped! Just enough to have even proportions, because I don't wanna look like I have nothing! ;_; Sometimes you just gotta find a way to make it work.
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>>10009956
You have to help me now. The digits compel you
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>>10009958
That's why I made the first post replying to you in that tone!!!! You didn't put shit for info for us to build off on to even help you!
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>>10009965
I won't go into the specific details of what he's done to deserve it but he's a Nice Guy™ who thinks he's the most intelligent person alive because he's a zoomer who reads books when the rest of his generation are glued to their smartphones. He's thirsty as fuck and messaged me immediately even though the profile I have set up only has a single photo and no other information other than a name
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>>10009967
Alright I'll outline it for you
>What has he said
>what have you said
>what does he want
>what do you want (outside of conversation)
>what does he think of you
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>>10009968
Drop a throwaway email since I don't want to risk his thirsty ass reading it
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>>10009970
Man I'm at work. Are you implying that you're talking to some one over /cgl/? Wouldn't the info you've already put out then oust you immediately if he reads it and goes "oh yeah I'm a zoomer who reads and is talking to a girl that only has one picture and name."
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>>10009973
He's not on /cgl/ but I guess I'm just paranoid, lel
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>>10009974
You really are. Just how badly are you looking to cheese him that you're this panicked, bro?
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>>10009974
how far are you planning on taking it? whats your endgame?
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Get some non-reverse searchable nudes (pretty easy to find, but you can stop by /b/ or something if you're really at a dead end). Grab a bunch that at least look like the same person if they aren't actually the same person (this is where poorly lit torso shots come in handy). The more you get, the better. You want it to be a gradual thing, have them slowly gain trust in you. Drop the bomb too early and it'll be easy to tell you're catfishing.

Make sure you drop insecurities onto them - they'll latch onto those like no tomorrow. They're going to want to feel like they're helpful to you, that you're vulnerable and in need of protecting, and that nobody but them (because they're such "nice guys") would take out the time of day to listen to your woes. DON'T start with insecurities about not having a boyfriend, it will raise red flags. Start out with generic stuff about not being pretty, having a bad childhood, depression, etc. Bonus points if you get something they can personally relate to.

Make sure to stroke his ego every now and then, but don't go overboard. Just enough for him to feel like he just may have a chance with you. Find out a hobby of his and make it seem like you're partially interested or something. They're going to get to the point where they earn enough confidence to try flirting, and that's when you know you're doing well. Don't initially respond to it, but don't make it sound like you're disgusted either. You want to keep it in a vague zone so they go crazy over whether you're interested or not in them. By this point, you should have already brought up your lolita hobbies to them, so it won't be any surprise when you send them links to random stuff you're fawning over and saying stuff like "THIS IS CO CUTE!!! AAAAAAAH, I NEED TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT PAYCHECK BUT IT MAY BE GONE FML" and have it come off naturally as venting rather than requesting. Then, if they're mr.nice, they'll offer to get it as a gift.

Gottem.
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>>10009980
well you seem to have this down to a science
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>>10009980
This is some excellent advice and just what I needed, thank you You're clearly well versed. Who was it that earned your ire in the past?
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>>10009984
Of course. I've been doing this for years. You tweak things a bit depending on the kind of fish you're trying to hook, but the core principles are good to keep in mind. At some point they may want to send dick pics to you so they feel wanted, just keep that in mind. Depending on their personality, you can get away with "I'm afraid to see them so I'm not ready yet, sorry ;___; but someday I think I want to see!" (The last part is important, otherwise they'll get too dejected. The point is you want to keep a constant level of hope so they try to tip over your bucket with more purchases).

>>10009985
Many guys. I'm >>10009798

Before discord I did the same thing in Skype chatrooms. I learned this stuff from being an MMO dweeb in my teen years and scamming thirsty guys out of rare items, money, and powerleveling. I distinctively remember when I was 13 and in my Chu2 phase that I cackled while looking at my character level up from leeching party exp and realizing how easy it all was. I even struck a cringey anime pose while lifting my glasses up with one finger. Those were the days...Glad I moved on to non-virtual items by the time I was 16. First thing I fished out of someone was a Nintendo DS.

Follow your dreams, gulls.
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>>10009987
I'm not doing it for any material compensation, just he's just such an enormous piece of shit and a hypocrite who thinks he's god's gift and needs to be taken down a ladder's worth of pegs
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>>10009990
Yeah yeah, whatever. Just get your money and get out. Monkeys don't need to justify flinging shit, and you don't need to justify taking money from idiots.
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>>10009987
not any of those anons, but I've been doing the same thing.. funny thing is that it was basically the guys that taught me how to do it.
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>>10009987
But like, at some point they must realize nothing's going to happen, right? Do you just ghost them then? If they're sending you stuff to where you live, has anyone ever tried to approach you irl? I have so many questions
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>>10009994
I'm not trying to put any kind of negative spin on scamming faggots out of money, more power to you since you can actually consistently pull it off. I just know this faggot has no money and the schadenfreude alone is going to be worth it
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>>10009990
If you don't want the compensation, I'll take it. Want to get me a new AP release, anon?
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>>10009987
Okay, I gotta ask. How do you get things sent to you? They've got to have your address, right? I don't want any weirdos to have my address.
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>>10010001
See
>>10009998
He poor as shit
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>>10009990
In that case, if you really want to crush him and have the patience, get into a fake relationship with him and then have a friend join the same server you two are in and roleplay flirt with you. Let zoomer dude that you only have eyes for him and not to worry if he does. Then, gradually start flirting back with your RP friend and say you're "just playing" or something. Make him stress out with anxiety and fear. Get your friend to imply you PM him, but tell zoomer you don't. Then, have RP friend post a screenshot of you PMing him and flirting. Drag this kind of thing on for as long as he can take it, have RP friend post a super ugly "selfie" so that zoomer feels like he lost to a trash monster. End game is telling zoomer you "aren't ready" to be in a relationship anymore and then 1 week later have RP friend announce that he's dating you. If you play your cards right, Zoomer will leave the server as soon as he sees that and block you.

>>10009997
I usually let them send money to my paypal, but I also have a PO box.

>>10009996
Ghosting works, but often times their own insecurities catch up to them and they self destruct and lash out at you. By that point, drop a "you're being so mean to me ;___; I though you were different!" which will make them even angrier. Then they'll just block you on their own, most of the time.
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>>10010006
Have any of them ever successfully seen through your bullshit early on?
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>>10010009
Yeah, but more hits than misses. That's why you go the shotgun approach. You get to learn the signs of a sucker with enough practice. When you get the hang of it, it's easy to juggle multiple at a time. The best part is that I'm gay anyway so their chances are negative.
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>bike 2.5 mi through a tropical storm to get to my evening class
>cancelled
>tfw
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>this thread
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>>10010018
This is old shit.
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>>10010018
God I wish I were as skinny and beautiful as her
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>>10009798
>>10009980
>>10009987
>>10010006
>>10010010
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I don't want to carry a lolita on my shoulders anymore. This golddigger here is just so incredibly vile.
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>>10010025
You really gonna act like people ain't going to try to make some money in this world huh.

>>10010032
Because you're such a better person
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>>10010025
>>10010032
If someone's dumb enough to fall for a girl online, that's his fault.
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>>10010032
They only target stupid neckbeards who deserve it, don't feel bad. I wish i had the patience to try it out for myself.
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>>10010021
I wish you were too. Your mother probably does as well
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>>10010033
You're making money by manipulating someone and playing with their emotions for your own gain, that makes you vile.

You're also talking to an anonymous person as if you know them. Are you trying to project something here?

>>10010039
As clueless as they may be to your machinations, don't just assume that the people you deal with are bad eggs. Now, if you know that you're just exploiting naive people that don't know any better, that makes you even worse.
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>>10010045
Bitch I'm vile, what of it! Not my problem they have the cash and think that by paying their way into people's lives it will validate their need for affection! I'm not a product!
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>>10010018
This can't be real. Even Momokun's fans aren't this pathetic.
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>>10010047
If you're satisfied with the way you are, then so be it. If you're behavior every catches up to you, in any form, you'll only have yourself to blame.
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My little sister is ghosting me after coming out to me for the first time in months. Wtff. What do I do?

>>10009947
I love her.
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>>10009798
>>10009980
>>10009987
>>10010006
>>10010010
What the fuck
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At work, see my teacher that I haven’t seen for 5 years since leaving high school.
Think she won’t remember me. She does?
She brightens up and says “hey, (in perky voice, score resumin normal voice) do you sell x?”
I’m sure we do so I move over to where we sell them but we’re out so I tell her no.
She says “ok” and then goes to checkout where I serve her. She doesn’t say anything and looks away from me the whole time.
Why? Yes I know I’m retarded but can someone
please tell me why? I know if it was the ANY of the other people in my class she would have happily talked to them so it’s not something like
>he still works a retail job at 23
I don’t get why she sounded happy at first then ignored me the rest of the time. Was it because we didn’t have the thing? Because I even told her where she could also try to find it at other shops.
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>>10010062
Maybe it's because you can't speak English coherently.
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I love my boyfriend (and lolita)
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>>10009301
>mfw my bf pays me to let him spank me
>mfw he's started wanting to spank me on the front
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>About $600+ later after trying to get into cosplay
>Still nothing complete to show for it
>Autism about how everything must be perfect makes things expensive
>Fabrics I buy aren't right when they arrive, wrong colors, sizing is off on clothing, sewing and making adjustments never goes well
>Finally just accepting its not a hobby for me
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>come in to post some feels
>get reminded half of /cgl/ are psychopaths venting about other psychopaths

my original good feel is

>when you think a part of your cosplay looks like shit
>you try it on with the other parts
>the entire thing looks fucking boppin
>get even more excited for the upcoming con

the good news is that hopefully I'll be able to start working on auxiliary props very very soon, so there's that.
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>>10010047
>I'm not a product
Then what are you selling them?
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The mailman couldn't deliver my package but had no problem with the giant pile of junk mail, ughhh
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>>10010099
I freaking hate this so much. they do it to me almost every time as well. So retarded.
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>>10009816
I don't have any advice for you anon, but I understand how you feel. I hope you can move out soon.
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>>10010104
It's just a headbow, so it shouldn't be a huge package. if nothing else it would definitely fit in the parcel boxes we have. idgi
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>>10010051
are you female? maybe she had a thing for you and feels ashamed. worst case scenario she may believe you're homophobic.
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>>10010044
Well this made me really sad
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>>10010032
I think most of the sensible lolitas noped out of this thread a while ago
>t. a lolita who is appaled by this whole conversation
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>be me - in 20‘s
>move to US to live with boyfriend
>‘You don’t need to work or cook just do what you enjoy and buy whatever you like‘
>1 month later
>Got everything I need but
>Bored all day
>No friends
> Clothes dust because never going out
>Not getting younger either
>More and more depressed as days pass

What to do?
Idk anything about where I live either, english not good enough for most jobs, too old for school?
I just want a place that i have to be at every day, a reason to go out
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>>10010148
I'm male and she's my sister wtffff.
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>>10010148
>little sister
>thing for OP
Anon, you've been reading too much hentai
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>>10010158
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>>10010157
Library
It’s free, go study
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>>10010157
As someone who's lived abroad for a while and felt a little alone at first I might give you some tips
>develop a daily routine of things you want to get done (like not sleeping in, being dressed nicely even if you don't leave the home and keeping the household in check)
>also try to go outside at least once a day, if there is no reason for you to be outside like no errands to make etc, just go for a walk, even if it's just for 10 minutes
>explore some local places like parks, museums or shopping malls to get to know your surrounding better
>limit the time you spend in front of your phone/laptop/whatever device you are on
>read some books
>take adult evening classes or enrol in community college in something that interests you
>teach yourself a new skill like learning a new language
>try something crazy like taking acting or nude drawing classes
>if there's a local lolita community try to get in touch with it
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>>10010181
also forgot to add
>wear lolita for yourself
>try out toned down coords
>there doesn't need to be a special occasion for it
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>>10010052
Komi-san, no! Close your eyes!!! You're going to make friends the wrong way if you do this!!!
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>>10010004
Curious about this too, especially if I'm going to be ghosting them after a while I don't want to be giving them any personal info.
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>>10010004
>>10010211
one reply read they get it sent to a PO Box or paypal
watch out r9k
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>>10008614
Neck yourself ddlg thot
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>friend is bringing his 16 yo sister to the con
>she's gonna stay in our room
>mfw it's in a state where 16 is the age of consent
>point this out to him
>he won't let me stay in their room anymore
Did I fuck up?
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>>10010263
yea lol
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>>10010263
Yes
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>>10010263
It's probably for the best that you're not in their room if the first thing you think upon finding out you're gonna be spending time with your friend's 16 year old sister is "She's legal!"
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>stay on topic and ignore bait
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>>10010268
Oh God I'm laffin.
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>>10010263
fuck his sis as revenge anon!
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i'm strugglin guys..
>applying to 2-3 jobs daily
>trying to sew at home to feel productive
>lately don't feel like doing anything, nobody is hiring me, feeling useless, don't want to work on cosplay
plus i gained like 5 pounds doing nothing i can't even force myself to run
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My friend's $2 tights from wish exploded in the ass and she was wearing a thong diaper. Everybody in the dealer's room started screaming. Have they never seen J fash before??
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>>10010343
>exploded in the ass
and she didn’t die?
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>exploded in the ass
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>>10010263
Tell his sister on him. He's in the wrong.
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recently watched some deerstalker videos
man i miss milkyfawn
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>>10009987
>Tfw I started doing this and I'm pretty good at it but I feel hella guilty even when the guy is trash
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>>10009798
>>10009980
>>10009987
>>10010006
>>10010010

You sound miserable to the point I'm sorry for you, but I still hope you burn yourself hard, you deserve it more than they deserved your shit.
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>>10010400
Literally what part sounds miserable? Are you projecting?
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>>10010394
same

>>10010400
>>10010408
agreed doesn't sound miserable at all
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>>10010408
Spending all that time and energy to trick others, steal from them and make them suffer just for some stupid dresses... I mean, I know dresses are lovely and all that suff, I wouldn't wear lolita if it wasn't like this, but they are not worth becoming a horrible human being. You probably think you're a cunning genious or something, since you sound proud of what you do, but being smart doesn't mean you can't be awful as well. I can afford only two or three dresses a year, since you asked me if I was projecting you might think I'm jealous or something, but I would prefer not having any dress at all than doing what you do. One day I dream I'll find a job that makes me happy, I'll be able to buy more dresses with the money I earn and I'll look at my boyfriend thinking that I do deserve his love. That's what I'd be jealous for. I hope sooner or later you either miraculously realize what I meant when I said you were miserable, or (more likely) you get burnt and learn your lesson. Your story and all the people looking up to you really unsettled me and I don't like feeling hateful towards others or wasting my time, so this will be my last message on this subject.
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>>10010415
oof... sorry you’re miserable...
you’ve to learn that some people enjoy playing with people
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>>10010415
>Spending all that time and energy to trick others, steal from them and make them surfer just for some stupid dresses

Sounds like every CEO in America desu familam.
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>>10010330
You’ll find the job, sometimes it takes a while. I go to college full time and work full time, I quit a $20 per hour job due to shitty coworkers (three years was enough), worked briefly at a lawyers office and it didn’t work out (11 an hour and they were bleeding me dry), and couldn’t find work for a bit. Worked at Panera and got my dream job a week later as an account manager.
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>>10010415
Yikes.
Anon, not even meming, your post is textbook projection. I just think you're misunderstanding what projection is because it's over used as an insult.
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>>10010434
Okay, maybe came off from rough here >>10010415 and 4chan won't let me delete the post. But let me explain.

Almost none of what you implied from this post can be concluded without filling out gaps with your own personal insecurities. You said a lot more about yourself than OP in this post, even dedicated half of it to blogposting about your own hopes and dreams.

You just injected way too much of your own perspective on to the original post. Projection isn't inherently about jealousy. Not to make fun of you, just trying to make you see something.
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>>10010081
Me too, me too. Even though my bf doesnt care much for lolita as a whole it still works out for me
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>>10010438
lmao just stop, you are pathetic
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>>10010018
As much as I think Amouranth is trashy, this totally isn't her fault at all. People who watch and fall for streamers should know what they're getting into. Of course a twitch titty celeb isn't going to fall for you!
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>>10010074
howdy
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>>10008520
Feels thread - Catfishing Edition
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>>10010157
are you a mail order bride?
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>>10010298
fuck HIM as revenge!
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>>10010377
I miss lolita looking like that. I don't like the looks of today.
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>>10010263
Don't be creepy, anon.
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>>10010377
AP killed all their cute mascots and I have no idea why. They have so many cute mascot animals, but they never stick to any aside from Lyrical Bunny who is really boring IMO. Baby has the Kumyas, but AP doesn't really have a defining mascot character. It's even more sad when they have newer prints that just have plain cartoony animals rather than using it as an excuse to throw in pre-established mascots.
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>when you make a new friend and all they want to do is talk to you about kinks
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>when you getting old
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>>10009031
I'm gonna eat McDonald's tonight. I'm feeling too shitty to cook or do something healthy. Sorry to let you down anon.
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>>10010506
Takes even less effort to just eat veggies out of a can.
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>>10010510
>110 calories a can
Also doesn't reasonably fill anyone up unless they eat multiple cans. Have fun eating 4 cans of veggies for your meal and paying $4 for it, imma pay $1 at Mcdonalds to get the same amount of calories.
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>>10010493
AP need to revitalize their rat-bear mascot thing
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>>10010520
How much is bypass surgery?
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>>10010520
I can get a can of peas and carrots for like $0.30. Secondly, your post is just oozing in a seething attitude and lack of self control.
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>>10010523
Dunno, how much is the month long hospital stay for botulism?
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>>10010527
How old do you think these cans are?
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>>10010526
>I can get a can of peas and carrots for like $0.30
Sorry, I don't live in bumfuck nowhere Utah. Canned veggies are $1 minimum unless they're on sale here, and that's just the store brand instead of Green Giant or Goya.
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>>10010510
>>10010520
Go with frozen veggies instead of canned. Less added sodium, cheaper, and tastier
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>Want to start a personal IG or tumblr about little things I do to feel fancy in between meets
>Things like eating homemade finger sandwiches and pastries off of a diy tiered tea tray, drinking nice tea out of cute tea sets, incorporating lolita accessories and cutsews into normie fashion, coord drawings, “elegant” hobbies I have like embroidery and flower arranging, etc.
>Decide since it’s about small everyday shit I do, I’ll call it “little lolita things”
>Realize that name is a terrible idea because of the amount of kinksters I’d have to block

Why do kinksters have to ruin everything
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>>10010529
I live in Virginia Beach, VA lmao. Sorry that you're either: a. too stupid to shop properly. b. too stupid to live in a non-urbanite area. c. too stupid to accept the blame for your faults.

Enjoy your greasy mcdouble, but we both know you're probably going for the quarter pounder. Can't wait to see you two feel threads from now posting about needing to buy larger pieces for your wardrobe.
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>>10010540
Shut up faggot
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>>10010544
t. seeth
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>>10010545
If you say so
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>Friend starting a Love Live dance group
>Invites me to join
>Sure why not, sounds fun
>Go to first meetup/practice
>5 out of 9 members look like pic related
>Memorizing everyone’s pronouns is harder than memorizing the dance steps.
>Most of the members can’t fucking get along with each other.
>Arguing about stupid shit throughout the meet.

What is it about cute, feminine idols who succeed through the power of friendship that attracts uncute, masculine “girls” who can’t get along with others? Most of the Love Live groups in my region are like this, I don’t know why I’m surprised.
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>>10010540
Nice frogpost. I'm 113 lb by the way. I eat pretty unhealthily but I know how to moderate. I'm not eating 4 fucking cans of veggies (who the fuck does that?) when I'm hungry when I can take the money to get more convenient and filling food elsewhere. Convenience is also a key word here, how is opening 4 cans and draining them out easier than just ordering your grease slop and munching it down?
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eat whatever the fuck you want but leave each other alone geez
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>>10010330
what do you do and where are you based, anon?
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>>10010552
Looks like mark hamill after disney ate his soul
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>moralfags are still seething at based catfish anon
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>>10010552
This post made me snort, Jesus christ
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>tfw high nose bridge and deepset eyes
>every white girl who looks good in jfash has a flatter face that suits the makeup style
>no way to be cute other than massive amounts of surgery
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>>10010587
I had surgery to fix the high nose and got fillers for my not too deep eyes but very bad dark circles. It was totally worth it, never have to edit my nose or dark circles anymore and while before I always felt unconfident about those parts, I don’t see them anymore.

Next year I’m planning to get my square jaw fixed and eventually removing some fat under my chin because my face feels always big compared to rest of me.
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>>10010415
Well said gull
Lmao at everyone saying you're projecting, it's pretty obvious you included the anecdote as what you think is the "right" way to do Lolita, and I agree
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>>10010506
Mcdicks is fine as long as you count calories
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>>10010157
Not exactly the same situation but I'm a stay at home mom in an area where I don't really know anybody. What >>10010181 suggested are all great. I definitely recommend taking the classes. I am just taking online college classes until I finish my degree and start working and I find myself getting really restless and bored whenever I am in between semesters. While my classes can be stressful they keep me busy and make me feel productive which is really important.
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>>10010420
Some people also enjoy raping people, does that make rape okay?





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