>>10893156Swiss cake rolls
>>10893156what do you mean kryptonite?
>>10893181your weakness, aka something you cant stop eating if you have it
>>10893156fucking zebra cakes are the tits
whole can in one sitting? you got it
Apple fritter s
>>10893190Thats not how Kryptonite FUCKING WORKS!
My family loves those zebra cakes, I think they're pretty mediocre compared to some other little Debbie's products but still eat them because fuckit.
>>10893190superman eats kryptonite?
>>10893212wtf I came here to post Lays Stax too!?!! Pringles are horse shit compared to these.
>>10893218i know i have that fucking image of superman eating kryptonite somewhere
>>10893214>>10893218you know what i mean
When these are fresh and not stale.
>>10893218the analogy is that kryptonite is Superman's weakness. He cannot resist it. Landwhales, hamplanets and warpigs cannot resist the allure of zebra cakes and Cherry Garcia
i miss the days when i would get baked as fuck and munch on these while watching a movie
Walgreens has these chocolate covered peanuts, but they have a crunchy layer between the chocolate and peanut and holy shit they're good and addictive as fuck.
>>10893264That makes no sense. He can resist it, he runs the fuck away. He doesn't eat it and then bitch about his love handles
>>10893156OP you already posted it, but these are my red Sun.
>>10893156raw cookie dough
>>10893358Enjoy your day.
>>10893264oh, a food from my home planet.
>>10893261>cookie butter between butter cookies
>>10893258Oh yeah, THOSE things. how could I forget THOSE things!
>>10893324those are so bad dude
>>10893230what's better about them
>>10893289damn i want some now
>>10893613once you pop you can stop
Doritos, one sweet chili between two cheddar cheese
>>10893324I love these. With coffee? Get outta town
>>10893240we getcha man.
ill take 1 pallet pls t. american
>>10894178the coconut puffs are goood, but this looks like shit. i was walking down the street one day, and a Mexican couple gave me a package, because they could tell i was about to fall out. they even sat there, and made sure i did not die while they.were in their car. truly an honorable act/ and most respected
>>10893217Star crunch, oatmeal cream pies, and pumpkin delights are all better. The problem with little debbie cakes is they tend to be a bit dry but the cream covers it up.
>>10893156literally can eat 2K calories of this shit in one sitting (then feel like shit the next day)
I guess it's a good thing they are so fucking expensive.
I can't help but eat one of these almost every day.
>>10894314I use to eat these years ago. The bars are pretty thin unless they changed them so one a day isn't that much.
>>10894336They're thicker now, but not as wide as they used to be. They're probably the same size overall. I'm eating one right this very second.
This is going to sound like the fattest thing ever, but I'm currently sitting at a 17.7 BMII dip these, or the same flavor of Takis, into sour cream. When the crumbs are too small to dip, I pour them into the sour cream container and eat it with a spoon.
Nutter Butters. Jesus fuck I love them so much.
>>10893317you are being intentionally dense because you like to argue on the internet
>>10895184It would make more sense if you said what are the batman's parents of food.
>>10893246Nigga make that shit at home.A stick of butter1/2 cup of caster sugar1/4 cup brown sugar Vanilla essence, a teaspoon1 egg1 and a 1/2 cups plain all purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking sodaChocolate chips, i use a whole bag or you can use a cup and a halfCream butter and sugar, add egg and vanilla, recream. Sift in flour and baking soda, stir so dough partially forms and add your choc chips and fully form dough. Preheat oven to 320f - add 1 inch balls of dough 3 inches apart on baking tray. Cook for 15 minutes or until as appears in picture. Rinse, repeat until dough gone. You're welcome.
This is objectively the best candy bar
>>10895348>Vanilla essencewtf? It is vanilla extract, you idiot.
>>10895365If ur pov, yes
>>10895348>a stick of butter>1/4 cup brown sugar>2/3 pinecone of baking soda>4 shotglasses chocolate chipsYou fucking americans and your measurements
>>10895362true, its deliciousNIGGER NIGGER PULL THE TRIGGER
>>10895384That's a Brit recipe. Americans don't use "caster sugar" or "vanilla essence"
>>10895388They also don't use cream in that context.
>>10893246i love subway cookies, haven't tried McD cookies yet.
>>10893324Dude try the great value fudge covered peat butter filled cookies thay are the shit.
i crave them, i need them in my system. perhaps i should visit subway tomorrow.
Raw cookie dough and brownie batter. E.coli and Salmonella isn't shit.
>>10895486Perfectly normal to get E.coli from raw batter as well as Hepatitis A
>>10893324Now you've done it
>>10895427Coworker went to subway to get a sandwich before work the other day. He asked if anyone wanted anything, this instinctive in me blasted out 'a Subway chocolate chip cookie please. I'll throw you a buck' out of no where. Didn't even consciously realize I said it, must have just been imbedded in my subconscious somewhere. He came back with 3 cookies instead of 1 and said 'no problem'. Needless to say I was quite thrilled.
>>10893258what things? DEEZ NUTS?
>>10894262>Good HumorYou should get the better version.
>>10897399This is the true answer.
>>10893156PizzaEat it almost every week
Every time I go to Quebec I just can't stop myself, they should be illegal.
>>10893613The crunch hands down, pringles taste like dust
>>10897399God damn, the teller-ulam of weaponised kryptonite
>>10897399Use to get these as a kid in the 90's at Shoprite but my local supermarket is some Belgian place called Hannaford so they don't have them. They don't have a lot. Their selection is shit.
>>10897507I live in Québec and freaking love these. Vachon makes the best junk food.
>>10893156No "Little Debbie" food should be consumed by humans. Disgusting beyond belief.
>>10893392Mah fucking nigger, these are like crack
>>10898662Patrician taste right there. I get them often enough too (Ontario). I've always been a fan of these.
Thank god they don't make these anymore
>>10895182Is this bannable yet?
>>10893190What? Kryptonite repels Superman.
>>10894354with nacho cheese, ese
>>10897399im gonna try this
>>10899320Is.. is that mac and cheese in a cheeto bag?
>>10899148Every time I would get these they would be dried out. Shit dude.
Mini Heath bars, sour patch kids, sour Skittles, nutty bars
>>10899320Same anon you replied toThis little sno-cone place near me sells them like that. It is really fucking good. They have these other weird (I'm assuming Mexican) chips that are lime flavored that they put nacho cheese, chili, corn, and cotija cheese into that are really good. I think it was called conchitas preparadas. Try if if you get a chance. I guess it's like an upgraded Mexican version of a frito pie
>>10899368Gotta get um fresh dude
>>10893212>>10893230what stax flavor should i try, brotendos? sick of pringles>>10893246>>10895348>>10895421>>10895427company i work for makes all of these. look up Aryzta LLC. my plant makes bread buns though, not the cookies. i think these are made in CA
>>10895207That makes even less sense. How is a snack food killed in a botched robbery?
pineaple/melon bread is my only weakness
>>10894354I like the Limon by themselves (Sounds good with sour cream) but regular flaming hot and cream cheese is godly along with pretzels + cream cheese
>>10893156>>10893205I am a sucker for that dope zebra on the box
>>10899351its just nacho cheese poured over flammin hots. shit like this is sold in black ghettos. ghetto type foods with spicy pickles, shaved ice with 3 types of colors, some weird colorful coconut candy bars, some really shitty dry powered sugar cookies, and these tiny fruit soft taffy
>>10894262a challenger appears
>>10893214>being so retarded you can't understand a basic metaphor for weakness
I don't even bother with milk
>>10899660anyone that posts anime shit is always wrong or has really shitty opinions all for the sake of (you)s
>>10895388>>10895390we do, and we do. vanilla "essence" usually refers to the cheaper shit, afaik.
>>10893156800 cal in 1 day so far
>>10899792I love these. I once found a blueberry version that was also very good
>>10893261yo I heard you like butter & sum cookiesSo we put some cookies in your butter to butter your cookies so you can cookie butter while you cookie
If I eat even one of these fuckers I can expect at least 3 or 4 pimples the next morning. Nothing makes me break out as quickly but they're so fucking good.
my personal fav
>>10893214>A weakness>Puts you in a state you do not wish to be in>Loss of super powers>Loss of self restraintSuck my taint, you titanic retard. I have too much old crow in my blood to entertain your dumb shit.
>>10900120t. 17 year old boomer
>>1089952080 years later batman still falls to his knees obsessed with his parents.
>>10899709We usually just call it sugar. Maybe table sugar, white sugar, or granulated sugar. I don't even know exactly what caster sugar is.We never say cream. We say mix or stir. Maybe combine.We always call it vanilla extract. Recipes never call for imitation vanilla extract. We never call it essence.
>>1090012230, but nice try, turbo fag. I'm eating Chinese while cleaning a CZ 75 SP01, drunk, I am the American dream.
>>10900484>Everyone works 9-5, m-fWhat a miserable existence you lead.
>>10900516You can't fool me FBI man
>>10900522Actually considering DEA. FAST looks operator as hell and you get paid to spend 9 months a year shooting brown people. Win-win.
Both of these, fresh out of the fridge.
>>10900531Actually my state requires all municipal officers be college graduates at minimum, but hey, if you misdirected anger makes you fell better, cool.
>>10900541Yup, right there, that's what I was talking about, friend. That's the good stuff.
I can pass pretty much anything up, but if I am given a bag of these, I will want to inhale it.
>>10900531>1999Had to polish that article off didn't you, sonny?It is not the same as discrimination but it is pretty fucked up when they aren't trying to hire the best.
>>10900554>18,000 PD's in the us>One wants more coloredsAnd people say this board is for brainlets...
>>10900559Are you saying they were excluding higher IQ applicants to get more blacks on the force?
>>10900561Activates the ol' almonds, don't it?
>>10900578Why do I care what one local PD out of 18,000 do? Do you care what one McDonald's does? Hell, a PD has fewer ties. But that's cool, get angry because you had no father growing up.
>>10900588You're not even responding to the right person, while strawmanning, and losing to a drunk guy. At 6 am, on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.This is your life.
b-but its fat free and has muh vitamins
>>10895182It's a Lets quote the entire thread and be a shitposting nigger episode.
>>10899741I drink these straight out of the bag
I'll go into a diabetic coma for these
>>10894314they sell these at my dollar general, 3 for a dollar. they are pretty good.also, any salt & vinegar chips that arent Lays.
>>10893392But can Superman's Superbowels handle the hellish glory of the Cosmic Brownie shake?
>>10894314Fuck me the dark chocolate ones are goat tier.
I like them though they are made by leafs.
>>10897399I live dangerously close to their factory/bakery
I don't know why, I don't even like coconut that mych, but the texture, man.
I am a 6'1" 140lb manlet and I will eat at least an entire row of these with a glass of milk every single time I come into contact with them.
the walmart brand version of Samoasthe walmart, chocolate chip chocolate filled chocolate muffins that they stopped selling in 2015. pizza combosLays ruffles All DressedHerrs ketchup chipsthose hungryman buffalo chicken empanadias shitty pierogi
>>10900201guys pls continue, this is the most interesting discussion on the chans right now
>>10901543You know what you must do, anon.
>>10901761do mexicans really?
>>10893392My friend used to tag team these, I would pick off the candy bits, hand it to him and he would scrape the icing off and eat that, then we'd break the brownie in half and share it. Good times
>>10901761that is so disgusting
>>10901920But Mexico is sending their best.
>>10901774>what a couple of faggots do to candy
>>10893213Gooey hunk of dough with raw apple in the center deep fried and dipped in icing. Had one of these almost every day in college.
>>10893613Pringles are much softer. You can tell it's just reformed potato dust with flavor dust on it. The lays are much more like normal chips. Good crunch and taste in a convenient and ergonomic tube. And they're cheaper.
>>10899148Jesus Christ just thinking about having one of those makes me feel sick. >>10893156>superior chili mac
>blocks your path
>>10901774This is the gayest thing I've ever read
>>10902072dude no I swear people only took that because it had the good dessert in em
>>10902083you just reminded me that I have a pack of them
>>10893156Was a 4 star cook, look, and you'll find there were lawsuits and settlements. They also have a very poor track record on LGBTQ rights. You're probably just too young and naive to the think that a restaurant that serves soft foods that appeal to white boomers , with roots in the slavery era, could be racist. The whole menu and concept is a throwback to the """"""good old days""""""" when African Americans knew their place, women were barefoot in the kitchen, not murdering their unborn children, and homosexuals were still imprisoned for the crime of love. I could see Trump and his quislings supporting such a place, but they really have no place in a free democracy.Little Debbie's: Making racist food great again.Barf.
>>10902114Is this pasta?
>>10902090>>10901936>Bitter loner incels that never had a best friend growing up
>>10902114shut up faggot
>>10902123Just because I don't deepthroat my homeboy while mom's at work doesn't mean we're not best friends
>>10893261These suck. Just have fresh butter cookies.
>>10902127>I don't deepthroat my homeboy while mom's at workWhy not? It's fun, you should try it
>>10895926Sorry mate we dont have those in america
>>10893324My mom's kryptonite is the lemon variety.
>>10902136Generic brand mint fudge cookies are better than thin mints. Good on you for freezing them though.
>>10902149i don't feel like killing myself in the future though
>>10902256Better to die on your terms than on chance's terms, anon.
>>10893168I used to love Swiss Cake Rolls way back in the day, but as i grew older they either changed up the recipe or my taste buds just tired of them because i don't like them now
Cant find them in America and its like 30 dollars to import.Halnuta is FUCKING TRASH compared to this.Could honestly eat 20 a day and not feel bad
>>10903674Yodels. As a kid Yodels could have owned me.
>>10903693oh fug this looks dangerously delicious
>>10903776I fuck with oatmeal creampies heavy.
>>10902114what the fuck did he mean my this
>>10899645I want to know more about this
>>10893214there's like twenty different types of kryptonite that have different effects though
>>10903941>therer called fucking icecreAM CARS
>>10903903forced copypasta meme
>>10893156i just realized i can buy these for like a dollar a box
>>10903970>vanilla flavored filling>top right cookie is filled with ChocolateWhat did they mean by this?
>>10899666This is garbage.
>>10904466>what are shadows?Dude are you stupid?
fucking cocaine candies right here
some day I'll end up just shoving the whole bag in my mouth without even opening it
I'd kill someone for this shit
OP and >>10893392 know. You two are my african american brothers.
>>10897399walmart has their own brand, but i've never seen this kind.
>>10893156fuck me i kicked all junkfood and most sugars and i can still overeat on frozen grapes also i eat to many fruits in general. like a decent sized delicous peer is 130 calories. eat 3 of those during the day as snacks and i am up to 1/4th of my TDEEpic related is even worse. i eat like 2 kg a day if i buy some bulk.
>>10903970>whoopie pies>calls them something gayEvery single time
>>10904706>pic related is even worse. i eat like 2 kg a day if i buy some bulk.I know that feel. One of those netted bags will be gone in less than an hour.
>>10899148>Thank god they don't make these anymoreThat's where you're wrong, I work at a Lawtons Drug mart and we sell them year round
Costco muffins. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to die when I eat them, but they're so fucking tasty.
wake me up inside
>>10895362you misspelled Reese's fast break
>>10903776>>10900710>>10899792my university's vending machines had all of these - you could pay with meal plan. I started going to the gym in part due to overconsumption of these bad boys.
>>10895486Is it twue most people get sick from eating uncooked flour rather than uncooked egg?
This, but I have to autistically peel them and eat them in layers
>>10895427i'm convinced theres cocaine in these
>>10907742I had one of these a few days ago it seems they have removed most of the peanut butter in it
>>10894233>because they could tell i was about to fall out. they even sat there, and made sure i did not die while they.were in their car. truly an honorable act/ and most respectedhuh?
>>10894262I'm a toasted almond man myself but these are good
>>10893214It makes you week where you’re otherwise strong.
Nutrageous King SIZE>>10907982is that what penguins say? "Biri" also i like the gansitos made by this company
*cuts the roof of your mouth*
>>10893156I can't help myself. I just keep eating until the box is empty
>>10901500The blueberry flavor is superior
>>10902172>Generic brand mint fudge cookies are better than thin mints.Disagree.
>>10905895how do you want your sodium levels senpai?
>>10899391Prob Takis. They are super popular but I really don't get why. They taste like stomach acid. Flamin Hots are better imo.
>>10899591recipe, bls and thank you
>>10906651this anon knows whats up
>>10908244I'll have to see if I can find that.
>>10893156I live on an islandThey don't sell little debbie cakes or nutty bars anymore. Only the shitty hostess ripoffs, so i'd have to order it to get it. Makes me sad. Also you know that boy scout chocolate popcorn? It's not even covered in chocolate anymore, just drizzled, I remember eating like half of my brothers hoping he wouldn't notice.IT WAS LITERALLY PURE HEAVEN IN YOUR MOUTH.
>>10908462I do remember these. That is really sad. Those were so delicious, nostalgia lane right now
>>10902083we used to steal these in middle school. right into our hoodie pockets. lunch ladies didn't even give a shit if they caught us.i can't believe they've been around that long fuck.
>>10894247Seconded on oatmeal cream piesPersonally for me it poptarts: cookie dough, s'mores, chocolate chip and very rarely the classic frosted strawberry.
>>10900108Was are a home goods and bought this brand called Zweet. HS, man, they're on an entirely new level
>>10904706I love buying those three pound bags and they're gone within 24 hours and I only share 1 because I feel bad if I ate the whole box by myself.
>>10893156Any fruity or gummy candyAny kind of spicy cheeto’sKit KatsPop tarts I’m just Jewish enough when it comes to spending that I never eat too much.Hence my 15.6 BMI :^)
Beans. Sugar and dairy are vile and pleb tier. Designed to placate peasants. Beans may be a humble food, but dignified. I only make them when the wife is visiting her relatives since I devour them so quickly and reap the consequences. No ragrets.
these used to be my crack, but I'm now living a stress-free and balanced life so I don't really get cravings for anything and eating any "trash" food gets me nauseous really quickly.
>>109016156'1 is hardly 'manlet' considering the average American height is 5'9.
>>10909878>peasantsThe irony is palpable. Cane sugar was an extremely rare commodity back in antiquity and efforts to produce it directly lead to slavery and fuelled the Industrial Revolution, while beans have been eaten by farmers since the day they were domesticated.
>>10910430>actually trusting meme infographics over statistics and biologyIt is an incontrovertible fact that if you're 6'10, you are 4 inches taller than the majority of the US population. As a matter of fact, anything over 6 foot would be considered above average in all but the tallest countries. I'm only 5'10, so you'd be towering over me.
>>10910435*my bad, meant to write 6'1
>>10909888>but I'm now living a stress-free and balanced life so I don't really get cravings for anything and eating any "trash" food gets me nauseous really quickly.this unironically, none of the food posted come close to tempting me.
>>10902083>not twix ice cream bars
>>10899741good but all the other flavors are trash
>>10895362This is like crack. Goddamn
>>10899500almost every time i clean out the cat's litter box my dad asks me if i have a bag of those.
>>10893613Stax are way crunchier and they feel denser, Pringles seem really flimsy by comparison
>>10901690you killed it retard now we have to argue
For me, it's the Brooklyn Babka.
>>10899426BBQ Sfax are objectively the best
>>10894178gansito snack cakes are a disease and the only cure is to eat more
>>10913754aww fuck ya buddy
>>10901224Yeah this is the hill I choose to die on, I will and have eaten sour punch straws until I've gotten sick before, worth it every time.
With a little hot sauce or ranch dressing and I'm dead
Where my Eurobros at?
>>10913754If only they could be used as drink straws
>>10915203>that millennial newfig who thinks 30-year-olds are rare on /ck/
>>10903719nigger Hanuta is much better