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Things you can say to your sous chef but not your girlfriend
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>>10898117
Beat it good
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>>10898117
>Let's put some more sauce on that fish taco.
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i think about suicide a lot
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>>10898117
I swear to you Gary, if you pull this fucking shit one more time, you're fired. Do your fucking job, man!
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>>10898117
>tfw no gf
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>>10898117
Wow, that food you cooked is delicious.

My wife is an awful cook.
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GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN
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>>10898117
FUCKING RAW
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>>10898117
I got the weenie
You got the buns
We'll put 'em all together and have a little fun

Oh, wait, I say that to my gf and not the sous chef...
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>>10898117
two minutes and it'll be ready
its everywhere, grab a rag
looks like its gone off
would you fucking get on it already
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>>10898392
took mine bastard
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>>10898117
I've known 10-year olds that do this better than you
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Do me a favor and put the jus in the oven until they are at leadt reduced by half.
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Will you stop playing grab ass for five fucking minutes?
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>>10898117
Put this in your mouth and tell me what it tastes like
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>Cumming behind you!
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Thanks for all your hard work.
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>>10898117
We're in the shit now.
Fuck me.
Fuck my ass.
If you burn one more of those, you fucking cocksucker, I'll fuck your father in the ass while James watches.
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>>10899080
>I have actual kitchen experience. This is what is really said.
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>>10898117
They're waiting, what's the problem?
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>>10898117
Pic related
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beautiful roast beef you got there
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>>10899147
This guy wins
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>>10899137
I missed you today, Nicky. May I call you Nicky?
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>>10899153
I'd really, really like that, but will you spell it as Nikki? No reason haha
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>>10899137
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>>10898648
bueno
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I love you.
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>>10899205
sakura is so fucking hot
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>>10899693
Thank you! :)
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>>10898117
Hey, you missed a spot.
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>>10898117
Niggers tongue my anus.
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>>10899881
My wife Sarah and I do the opposite.
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>>10899693
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>>10898117
You can actually cook
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Hot behind!
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>>10898149
I don't have a sous chef either but just play along.

I like your dick.




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