hi /ck/ this my cat rupert next to a Rupert cookie i made of him what do you think?
>>20854877I think it's disgusting you allow your cats on any cooking or eating surface.
>>20854877Rupert looks pissed
>>20854877I hope your cat has resting bitch face
>>20854877toxoplasmosis asshole and fecal-covered paws on a dining table. You have RFK style brain worms
>>20854877How did you manage to make a cookie like that? Thin and fragile, and with such a granular unevenness on the surface not rounded out by cooking?
>>20854881>>20854887dont worry i always eat my computer desk :^)>>20854882>>20854885i told him to sit for treats and made him wait so i could take the picture
>>20854877Looks deliciousWould shave first tho.
>>20854881>>20854887You 2 are germophobes. A cat on the table is no big deal.
>>20854877cookie looks like shit (literally) but the cat is cute. ignore cat haters, toxoplasmosis master race. I for one welcome a symbiotic relationship with our furry friends.
>>20854877hey man i think that looks really nice. your cat looks wise and nice.
>>20854877We have been blessed with Rupert's presence.
>>20854893im just that cool>>20854898yeah , i dont eat off the table and i dont let him on the counters>>20854902umm bit rude but thanks>>20854908ty>>20854927yeah hes doing a board tour travelling all the boards for his fourth birthday
>>20854898GOOD MORNING SAAR!!
>>20854877He looks delicious, I suggest roasting him over an open fire.
Thank you for letting us see Rupert, he is very handsome. The cookie looks like he helped make it.
>>20854877hi ruperthe looks like a good boyis that a cookie flavored for cats, or just shaped of cat?
Rubert is a cool cat but you’re a dumb guy for letting him walk on, and sit his cat asshole on your eating and food preparation surfaces. You can love your cat while still being sensible and not letting him on surfaces where you eat and prepare food.
Classic Rupert
>>20854877HELLO AGAIN RUPERT HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAT
>>20854877I'm honored to be posting in a Rupert thread. Give him pets for me.
>>20854877rupert did a great job making the cookie
>>20854877Nice cookie/10
>>20854877RUPERT TWOPERT
>>20854877Same Rupert from the /t/ thread?
>>20854877>>20854894I am enjoying Rupert's tour across 4channel.
Rather poopish if I had to say.
>>20854877What kind of cookie (aside from a Rupert cookie)? If you want to go more true to life do a shortbread and trace (put a print out over some parchment paper and cut the rolled dough using a sharp knife), then maybe go the dusting route with a combo of brown sugar and ground Oreo wafers for the coat color.
>>20854898Live op reaction
>>20854877I wonder what rupert tastes like
>>20854881I cook on a stove and eat from a plate. Pls explain how you are doing it??
>>20854877It was very thoughtful.
>>20854877I've a cat for the first time. I always thought they were independent animals but holy fuck mine is so clingy and always wants to cuddle. Is this normal?
>>20854877Rupertpilled
I know you're here burdmin, hello!
>>20855832Females are cuddly. If it's a male he might be gay.
>>20855906Btw, neutered males are strange - they are not independent animals anymore.
>>20855832Yeah it's normal. Different cats have different temperaments
>>20854877Robert the cat
>>20855832There's a couple cats in our neighborhood whose owners let them roam around and both are always down for pets and stuff whenever they come to our place. One in particular keeps trying to follow me inside when I have to go back in.
>>20854877pet him on the head and gove him some chicken breast.
when people get upset about cats, it usually means they worship dogs and assign magical properties to them as in their saliva being able to heal wounds, they can see spirits, or their mouths being cleaner than peoples mouths despite them eating shit and vomit and licking their own asshole infected with parasites and Toxoplasma gondii, and then licking their owners face. Cats can transmit toxoplasmosis to you, but dogs can't? Both can and do. Ever notice how dog worshipers dont seem to notice that dog worship is a satanic inversion of being obedient to God? It's spelling is even an inversion. Dogs are clean, heal wounds, can judge people if they are good or evil, protect you, so like Jesus?
>>20854877I member when he was small,he big now ,hi cade Ruppert (:>>20854887Do you even know how toxo even spreads faggot? It's not like a cat just gets it out of nowhere
>>20854887Less than 1% of domestic cats have a transmissible version of toxoplasmosis, and nearly 100% of the ones who do are outdoor cats. There's virtually no risk at all of being infected with toxoplasmosis from any random indoor cat. Any person who has toxoplasmosis more likely got it from their mother at birth rather than directly from a cat.
I love Rupert and the ugly cookie you made in his honor, 13/10.
>>20856028it's also completely harmless in the vast majority of human cases. just a stupid meme that people took too seriously.
>>20854877I think he looks lovely and he is a good cat, please pet him for me.
>>20855099just a shape of a cat>>20855106hmm okau>>20855378thanks he was a great help>>20855393yeah hes doing a tour for his fourth birthday>>20855520if i ever redo it next tour i will do your idea anon>>20855990>>20856227gave him a pet just now
>>20856284very nicehere's my cats
>>20854877RUPERT!
>>20854877Cats like meat not cookies vegan birdmin. Don't make Rupert suffer just because you do
Glad to see Rupert again. Can't believe he's 4 already. Time flies.My girl only eats raw fish and ground pork.
>>20854877I think cat owners are disgusting and have brain parasites from eating cat poop. Why do you let them near food prep.
>>20854881toxoplasmosis adds flavor.
>>20854877thank you anon it is always a good day to see Rupert :)
>>20855549hey can you give me a zipped copy of your "whimsical and strange wojak collection" via catbox.moe. thanks anon.if you can't reply to this thread anymore, send it to me at mirerem at proton dot methamks :3
>>20857733please send it to me with another wojak from your whimsical and strange wojak collection, so I feel safer. thamk u :3
>>20856609NOT ALL CAT OWNERS ARE LIKE THAT! ONLY NASTY CATFAGS LET THEIR CATS NEAR FOOD PREP/EATING AREAS. I never ever let my beloved kiddy cad on any table or anywhere near where food is eaten or prepared. He’s a good cat and doesn’t even try to get on counters or tables anymore.
>>20854877cool cat, bro
How TF can you allow a cat on a table like that??
>>20857754>>20857783my cats go on the counters but one of mine sits next to me at the table, i just give her her own placematthe only reason the other one stays off the table is because she once ate some fake flowers in my centerpiece and what that did to her butt is why she thinks i yelled at her whenever she'd go up there
>>20857882(me)don't go*
>>20857754I guarantee that dude is suction cupping his ass to your counters every moment you're not looking.
>>20857887He learned it from me
Does he throw up a lot? I temporarily change my cats name to Rupert when he throws up
>>20857887No, he doesn’t do that.
The heat from the cat urine melts the cookie.
>>20854881Based and correct pilled
>>20854877How does it feel knowing people who aren't you made thousands of dollars from your one off random post, OP?
>>20856010holy schizomaybe they just dont like storing cat poop in their house or irresponsible pet owners letting their pets use your garden as a litterbox
Looks like the cat shat out the dough and mashed it with its paws.otoh, if you made that, you should donate the cat and hang yourself.
>>20854877He looks very well-behaved. Good job, Rupert.
good kitty!!!
>>20854959So you want to be spit roasted did I understand that right?
>>20856010take your meds
>>20855906my female cat is pretty independent and even asocial. She likes pets sometimes tho, but I haven't hear her purr in a long long time.
