What do you look for in a meat stick?
Meat.
>>21599570pork and beef as the first two ingredients
I get these.
>>21599570The vegan label
>>21599570>not pasty or too moist>doesn't have bits of connective tissue or casing that get stuck in your teethpicrel is my go-to
>>21599570more meat than fat and as little filler as possible, nothing ruins the taste/texture faster than a bunch of tapioca starch
The omission of the words "Slim" and "Jim".
>>21599622I dont like how they'd leave a strange coating of fat/oil/paste on the roof of my mouth.
Nitrate and nitrite free because colon cancer risk and I also feel vaguely unwell after consuming either one or both ingredients.
>>21599570Preferably from a deer someone I know or myself shot. Also jalapeños and cheese.
something not sour as fuck
>>21599627I microwave them wrapped in paper towel for 30 seconds to 1 minute. That leeches out a lot of the grease while not making them tough.
>>21599627I don't like anything about them. The sour vinegar aspect is the biggest turnoff for me.
>>21599595gaaay
No fucking disgusting pieces of cheese IN the meat or sausage. What the fuck is wrong with these people, you can just buy sausage AND cheese, why would you hamfist it in there like a caveman.
>>21599570teriyaki flavor. a little cheese wouldn't go amiss...
>>21599784he said, in the meat stick appreciation thread
>>21599596>zero sugar>Ingredients: dextroselmao. Imaging lying straight on the package like that
>>21599570I look for hairy balls and dick cheese. Right in my asshole
>>21599675these are the best sticks I've hadfolks In the know get their whole deer processed like this
Horse, but you can't really find it in a lot of places. These are an OK replacement, but even more expensive than fresh horse from the butcher. Ridiculous!>>21599596Ugh, I hate Landjäger. It's like they're 50% sawdust. Also no sausage should be rectangular. Those aren't, so I wouldn't even call them Landjäger.
>>21599570salvation
>>21599570I'll try anything so long as it doesn't have cheese in it. Meat sticks with cheese are gross, an abomination and an insult.
