Mods are asleep, post chinese takeout
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>>21704434>white riceittig.
>>21704434Many Chinese feasts I used to have when I traveled for work.
>>21704434average>>21704587trying too hard relative to actual quality but holy fuck id love to have that many dumplings
Man, I could go for a succulent Chinese meal if you know what I mean. Get a couple of them inside out ducklings to fight over who gets the sauce.
curry chicken forever!
I can't think of a better way to eat your greens than a steaming hot vege bao.
>>21704587Those dumplings look nice
>>21704663Never seen veggie bao offered like this. I would eat this so happily
>>21704434What device is that with the orange plastic add-on? Looks striking and pretty.
>>21705503that's my computer case
Bourbon chicken, now and forever.
>>21704635>>21704861Garbage quality gyzoa. They don't even look pan fried, just steamed. Guaranteed it's pre-made, frozen and cooked by some Hispanic in a Chinese restaurant. You can buy them frozen yourself, steam them and finish them in a pan. Dip them in a bit of sesame or chili oil in with soy sauce and you've made a better meal in 2 mins of prep/cook time.
>>21705942Steamed and finished in a pan from frozen in 2 mins of prep and cook time?God damn dude, what kind of pressure cooker are you steaming these things in?
>>21705942>You can buy them frozen yourself, steam them and finish them in a pan.Why would you bother saying this in a thread about takeout? Clearly we don't give a shit about cooking at home all the time or saving every last cent.
>>21705840Is that even Chinese? I know they serve it.
>>21704434Looks like gas station Chinese food>>21704587Looks bland>>21704591kys gaymer >>21704644Looks bland>>21704663Use an OC pic>>21705840Looks decent but bourbon?
Chinese food used to be good before blacks ruined it
>>21707592Kinda, kinda not. It doesn't originate in China, but apparently it does originate from a Chinese chef that worked at a Chinese restaurant on a Bourbon street.
>>21707662how did blacks ruin it anon
>>21707662t. edgy 13 year old
>>21707662You could say the same about northamerica ;^)
>>21708144... and the space bar.Is there anything they can't strip the joy out of and sell it for pocket change?
>>21708149Blame honkies for bringing them here in the first place ;^)
>>21704434
I can never resist fries with my Chinese takeout, even if they're soggy by the time I get home.
>>21709086I wanna mix my chow mein with her sweet and sour pork if you know what I mean
>>21709105just throw them in the air fryer while you hork down your pork slop w/rice
>>21709126>>21709086I wanna stick my egg roll in her moo goo gai pan
>>21707596Your post looks bland (and it is bland)
>>21705942>in 2 mins of prep/cook time.Kek no, and then there are dishes.
>>21709126>>21709814I am afraid i dont get what yer sayin dawg
>>21710979I wanna fuck her pussy in a vigorous manner.
>>21711448What did he mean by this?
>>21711457Penis in vagina multiple times in a row at high speed and force.
>>21711448WHAT?!I just said I want to share my food with her. Chinese food is perfect for mixing and matching different dishes. An egg roll dipped in chip suey sounds delightful, but now I'm disgusted that you thought I meant intercourse.
>>21711465I'm right behind you, anon, and I just so happen to smell the scent of a liar coming from in front of me.
>>21707769Have you ever seen a black person in a Chinese restaurant? They usually are yelling making a scene demanding free shit.
>>21711468shit you got me. I was totally talking about sticking my General Gau in her lobster sauce
>>21711464Huh?
>>21704434you cant tell me what to do buster
when i was a kid i remember talking to my parents about getting oriental food, not sure when we changed the name. it was not before there were other asian food shops nearbythread theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vulDZObGf-8
>>21704434You guys need to get into Singapore noodles. "Sin-ja-po-mee-fun" and specify "no veggies" or half your dish will be cabbage.
>>21709105they got salt and pepper chips at your takeaway?is it just a bong thing? its nice they are garlicy zingy usually they will have a few of their fried fews available salt and pepper style, chicken wings, maybe fried chicken balls, fried prawns, squid, ribs im sure others
>>21711583He wants to be a major distributor of cream of sumyungai
>>21711919I have no idea why or how "oriental" became a slur
>>21704434you aren't wearing pants
>>21711935You're why oriental is a slur
>>21711935It's not a slur to Orientals. I live in SE Asia. One of the biggest snack brands here is called Oriental. Picrel is some Oriental orientals.It's only a slur in the US for some weird reason.
>>21704557Wtf is ittig? Just type it out Zoomer.
>>21711935My parents still refer to Israel and Palestine as Outremer. I can only guess what Muslims and Jewish people make of it.
>>21712487is this some weird terminology from a niche religion? I've never heard anyone call it that
>>21712813She's joking. It's the French term used for the colonies on the Levant during the crusader days
>>21711935It's not really a slur like "n-gger" but it's not ideal. Two things make it unsavory:1. The cultural pendulum swung. In the WW2 era and shortly after, it was somewhat fashionable to minimize ancestry in favor of an "American" identity. Nothing was more patriotic or admirable than saying fuck muh heritage I'm a 'MERICAN. This was in large part due to the massive number of ethnic Germans in the United States and the fact that we were at war with Germany. But then the fighting shifted to Asia and people with Asian ancestry were keen on proving that they're not from THAT country. So referring to one's heritage as "Chinese" or whatever became the preferred style2. Prior to the 1980s, weebs were actually called "Orientalists" in academia. Then decolonization happened, Edward Said's 1978 book "Orientalism" came out, and people came to think of "Oriental" as a harmful thing that wicked imperial westeoids inflicted upon the poor passive Asiatics. So everyone fled Orientalism and Oriental things like rats from the Lusitania, and we needed something that could serve as the next step in the euphemism treadmill, and that is how we ended up with "Asian" (meaning East Asian), "South Asian", "Middle Eastern", and so on.Here is an illustrative image from a Pakistani vendor who censored the booty because it's pornographic. I thank you for reading my blog.
>>21712481Stands for "It's That Thing I Guess"
Cold sesame noodles are such a great appetizer, it's a shame they're not more popular, or more of my Chinese joints would have it.
>>21712357It's imprecise. For example, you said SE Asia instead of just "the orient".But yeah anyone claiming it's offensive is a faggot or a retard, maybe both
>>21712886Next question, why would you even say that?
>>21712886What the fuck does that mean?
What is the Chinese food secret? I've followed different recipes for Chilli Prawns, they mostly taste good but it's so much fucking better from the Chinese restaurant it's unreal.Alternate question: anyone ever had sex with a Chinese girl? I treated myself to a blowjob from a Chinese escort 6 years ago and I still think about it.
>>21713073Actual wok at high heat. Your shitty stove at home isn't gonna cut it.
genwuh chiken eggwuh
