You can get one, just one, slice of pizza from a pizzeria for free. The only stipulation is that it must have one topping in addition to cheese. Sauce is not considered a topping, and neither is pepperoni. What do you get?
>>21704441Pineapple.
>>21704443ew
>>21704444Filtered, shove your quads up your ass and hobble away on your knees. This is my thread now.Post the best pairings for pineapple on pizza ITT.
>>21704450you’re pathetic
>>21704451And you're a tastelet. Shoo, you're stinking up my thread.
>>21704443found the gay
Cream of sumyunggal
>>21704450pineapple + you kys
SausageI can get a whole pizza for 6 dollars though
>>21704450You got real defensive after anon scored those quads shitting on your pizza topping I see.
>>21704443Revolting
>/ck/ is full of tasteletsColor me shocked. You can have your garbage heap thread back, its shit just like its maker.Peace.
>>21704479gottem
>>21704479Pineapple isn't even a proper filter for taste, anchovies are. You can get pineapple pizza anywhere and have it be the same general quality, but shitty pizza chains will pile heaps of ultra-salty anchovies on any pizza with that order to get rid of the can and fuck up the balance. It is only after making pizza yourself or going to a respectable place that you can get a good experience with them, which is why it's the one true pleb filter.So sit the fuck down and take notes, retard.
Anchovies
Pepperoni and olives.
red chilli
anchovies
capicola
>1 topping >pepperoni doesn’t countI’ll do a pepperoni and Italian sausage then
>>21704441pepperoni, mushrooms, and onions.
drizzle of ranch
>high-tierbaconprovolonemushroomsblack olive>mid tiersausageonionsany pepper (bell/jalapeno/banana)>low-tieranchoviespineapplechickentomatoesground beef
>>21704563I like the autistic breakdown of meats, peppers, etc, but when it comes to mushrooms it's just "mushrooms"
Garlic
>>21704568Shut it, get back to work.
>>21704568Places only use white button mushrooms around here
>>21704568No. Papa John's uses baby portabella mushrooms. I remember the looping ad in the hold music that told me, over and over, "we call them Baby PapaBellas".
>>21704592Button mushrooms and portobello mushrooms are the same species, at different stages of development. You had to know this.
>>21704441steak and potatoes, on rye with mayo and rubber chicken.
>>21704443my man
mushrooms, but i want to see the slice firstif you cut em too thin and they got all dry in the oven, i passthey must be thick and covered in greasealso if you're one of those shitty pizza shops that doesn't use enough cheese, i leave a 1 star review saying your shop gave me food poisoning and go somewhere else
>>21704600love a good shroom slice
if you order something crazy like pineapple, i'll kill you
>>21704594Nta but I didn't know this. So, anon, ty.
>>21704592you've made this exact same post about mushrooms and hold music 4 times now, and somehow i have witnessed all of them
>>21704628It's a strong memory from college because I had to hear "... fresh baby portabella mushrooms. We call them Baby PapaBellas" over and over and over and over and over and over as I waited on hold. So now you get to experience something like that too.
>>21704441I'll take diamonds as my topping. Round-cut and at least three carat please.
>>21704604Looks better than average. I hate dried out mushrooms but those look okay.
breastmilk
>>21704450pepperoni pineapple bacon jalapeno and diced tomato, extra sauce, cajun seasoned crust, well done, detroit style or deep dish (not chicago) when possible
>>21704441pepperoni is a topping, dipshit
>>21704441Anchovy!
>>21704993It evolved, grew stronger. It's now default
>>21704441Extra cheese.
>>21704443Based
>>21704443Fpbp, /thread, etc.
>>21704441First choice would be capicola (if they have it), second bacon, third either onions or jalapenos.
>>21704563i had anchovies once when visiting finland as a kid because we couldnt read the list of ingredients. worst pizza experience of my entire life
>>21704441leave off the pepperoni. get it with sausage and mushrooms. extra cheese if that doesnt count as a third topping
brrrrrreastmilk
>>21705425You failed.
>>21704441The girlmeat in the back that looks like Kara del toro
>>21704441chicken
>>21704441Pepperoni and green pepper.
>>21705738Someone has taste.
>>21705838that looks atrocious. I know it wasn't actually a pizza but god damn that looks bad except maybe on a VHS tape
Lot of retards who can't read in this thread.Anyways, meatball
>>21704441I don't really remember my options. Ham or mushrooms, I guess, from the top of my head.After looking it up, I guess fresh tomato or pickles or soy or bell pepper or onions or fresh basil.
>>21704441Where is this where there is so many attractive women near a pizza shop?
>>21706245Where do you think?
>>21704443That's a powerless choice without some smokey bbq.
5x cheese5x pepperoni2x saucemushroom
>>21704441Olives, bam!
>>21704441A topping goes on top. I get cheese, sauce, pepperoni and condiments. Fuck you for fucking up my supermarket isles with your retarded concepts.
>>21704441spinach :)
>>21704443You monster
>>21706515Genuinely good choice. As long as it's fresh and not frozen or god forbid canned.
>>21704441this is a toughie. place like that probably doesn't have the best sausage and that's my go-to. onions I guess, hard to fuck those up
>>21706139It's a premade pizza from the supermarket. Basically a frozen pizza.It's not supposed to look great.
>>21704441diamonds
>>21704592lol i know you anon glad to see you are still posting about what papa john calls mushrooms you must have been skyhigh since you retained that memory and describe it so vividly everytime
>>21704441mayonnaise
>>21704617>IF YOU WANT MUSROOM SHUT UP
Solid rhodium bars
the current meme pizza topping: nduja sausage
>>21704441Is Mirin considered a sauce in this scenario? I put it on top of the cheese pizza I make not on the base
>>21704441whatever they have hot an fresh, i'm not going to wait for my ideal topping to come out to the heat lamp
>>21711021This. And if nothing's fresh, you know they have low pizza turnover and they are shit, and you should go elsewhere.
>>21704441milkies
Why do American 'za places sell 'za by the slice? Doesn't make sense
>>21704450jalapeno goes amazing with pineapple on pizzamy go-to is pepperoni, bacon, pineapple, jalapeno
Something from new haven, I'm not American but those pizzas look the best for me. I'd put a hot peppers on top of the peperoni.
>>21712594Shut the fuck up. That's all you ever say.
>>21712556quick bite you can eat on the go or at an amusement center when you arent having a whole meal
Friarielli please
>>21704441shrooms
>>21704665those look like canned mushrooms which is the only wrong mushroom to use
>>21704444CHECKED
>>21704441sweet peppers, no cheese, and mushrooms.I'm vegan.
>>21704640No, that doesn't justify it. Stop repeating yourself.
>>21704441fresh jalapeno slices
>>21714300Make me.
>>21704441well if pepperoni doesnt count as the one, ill take a pep and sausage. its a classic combo
>>21706245all the information you need is contained within the image
