You’re about to go on an extended walk through the park on a brisk day. What’s your warm beverage of choice?
Probably a latte, but Irished to fuck
>>21707831Flat white, sample is.
>>21707831I don't drink warm beverages. Give me a diet coke.
>>21707831I don't want a warm beverage while walking I'll get too hot
>>21707831A nice black tea with milk and sugar.
>>21707839aspartame is carcinogenic.
>>21707923I don't care.
>>21707831glass of warm water and can the dude in the skirt dip his balls in it.
>>21707936You should.
>>21707831PUMPKIN SPICE!
>>21707923>>21708071The health risks associated with zero sugar soda are largely a psyop intended to shift blame onto the consumer and scare Americans into drinking toxic tap water.>>21707936We are Kings.>>21707831I only drink 40oz Miller High Life in the park. I would go to a cafe if I wanted quality coffee.
>>21708107>Miller High LifeLook at Richie Rich over here drinking the champagne of beers.For me it's Natty Ice.
>hotalways an iced latte if I can get oneno ice maybe a latte
What lots of people are missing here is that consuming a warm beverage does, in fact, affect your body temperature. It's legitimately useful for cold weather.
>>21707838Bigot.
>>21707841>>21707839>>21708156Smart and brainy posts.
For me it's pumping spice. 1 pump, 2 pumps, mmhmm, fall is here.
>>21708152Holy sh*t a 30-pack of Natty Ice! You win the lottery, bro? The malt liquor will have to wait. We not in the park but on Park Avenue today, boys.
>>21707831>textured white stockings very kinky also i'll have an affogato
espresso and a cookie
>>21707831I'd like to top the jeep on the left while getting topped by the jeep on the right
>>21708251most of the people here are so fat they havent been cold in their entire lives
>>21708357actually fat people are more susceptible to cold because they are less active in a literal sense, there's some study out there that shows that fat people essentially go into a hibernation-tier metabolic state when watching TV all night, whereas normal weight and skinny people all exhibit a sort of compulsive urge to move even if the movements are non productive
>>21707831washed geisha from huilla
>>21707831I will take a drink on my way home as i dont want to rush my walk by needing to take a shit
>>21708360square cube law says otherwise. also 30 years of experience living with fat people who wear t shirts when I have 3 layers on.
>>21708429>30 years with the fattiesYou should write a memoir
>>21708406Just defecate in the park?
>>21707831>What’s your warm beverage of choice?nothing, why would I need a warm beverage?
>>21708251>does, in fact, affect your body temperaturenope. you can't drink enough hot liquids to make a difference.
>>21707831tea strained through those stockings
>>21708449Shitters are closed or none nearby
>>21708463>tough guy reply
>>21708449SAAAAAAAAAAR
>>21708469simply based.
>>21708504many are saying this
>>21707831I hate holding a cup while walking. Either we stop for a drink or I'm not drinking.
>>21708520Womanly reply. Post skirt, perhaps?
>>21708528Bruh have you not seen women in the past decade? They used to haul around huge water bottles everywhere and now it's that stupid stanley mug
>>21707831That lady looks weird
>>21708350someone get this gross fag out of here
>>21707838John cena?
>>21707831I would have had coffee beforehand to get me started. So either I’m still working on that same coffee, or I’m finished with it and I’m done with warm beverages for the moment.
>>21708547you look weird
what’s a park?
The tea I brought myself in my manly foresight
>>21708613No, never again in this house, thank you very much
>>21708406That sounds like IBS or some other sort of digestive problem.
>>21708500
>>21708475In Central Park this would be true. You gotta shit at the mall
>>21707831I think it's important to remember that carts like these are not connected to running water; therefore, it's not an easy and simple thing for employees to wash their hands.
>>21707831Bourbon. Different type of warm
>>21709236This guy gets it
>>21707831gallon of PCP
>>21708469now we're talkin
>>21707831For me? Bovril
>>21710226Yeah defo
Mulled wine
>>21708915Tea is gay
>>21710358It becomes manly when you transport it in your foreskin. You do have a foreskin, right?
>>21709054Uhhh no coffee makes you poop or do you not eat any fiber?
>>21707831hot coco
>>21710521It shouldn't make you shit quite that quickly. I maintain that you have digestive issues.
Hot apple cider with a cinnamon stick or mulled wine/Glühwein. Or hot chocolate spiked with peppermint schnapps.
>>21710615A digestive issue would imply it happens all the time. This is coffee we are talking about. Of course it makes you shitNo, if you are going on a walk that lasts about an hour and the last thing you want as someone civilized is to shit where there are no shitters nearby. Not everyone walks tiny parks and coffee will take about 30 mins to hit your gut good especially when you are in motion
>>21708107diet soda is for pussies who cant handle sugareither drink real soda or drink waterdiet soda just makes you look like wimp who cant decide on anything
Why kind of faggot do you think I am?
>>21707831coffee with a splash or two of fireball in it
>>21707831A cup of hot water
>>21707831I want, I need, the vaginal juices of the girl in the stockings. I want like a pint of them to fuel me up for my walk.
A backpack with 6-12 room temp white claws.
>>21713755>vaginalwho's gonna tell him?
>>21713772Knower
>>21713772Maybe 2-3 tall boys, but i love the vibe
>>21707831cafe au lait
