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chicken soup with kidney beans laird lentils yellow onion garlic zucchini ginger kale and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of pickling salt cumin paprika olive oil and water. God bless
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>>21708225
Did you lose your job? Why are you eating like this? This is truly sad. I hope things get better for you.
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>>21708225
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>>21708225
looks terrible
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>>21708285
You're worng.
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>>21708225
how hard is it to follow simple recipes, you reprobate?
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>>21708225
God bless
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>>21708225
God damn
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>>21708225
Why don't you make chicken stock instead of just putting spices in water? You'll get more protein and it will be much tastier.
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>>21708225
Needs two brown bread slices.
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the words soup and broth are used extremely loosly
-10/10 would not even want to be in the same country as this
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>>21708284
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21708288
thank you for the compliment

>>21708443
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21708467
that would be tastier. i'm lazy and just make new quick single servings each time that are always delicious anyway (aside from one attempted curry drumstick slop a while back)

>>21708532
that'd be great but no bread off cheat days anymore
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>>21709150
Personally I spend $30 on three whole chickens each week. I separate, seal, and freeze them, and sometimes roast one. So every two weeks I get six breasts, six thighs, six drumsticks, six (12 piece) wings, and three backs. In a month, I get about 4-5 quarts of chicken stock. I make a lot of soup too. I don't believe in your god but I'm just trying to look out. Hope this helps.
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>>21709371
thank you for the looking out and the help hoping. you got a good and extremely flavorful system going. i only do chicken breasts and olive oil, 3 kilogram 38.99 and 1 liter 19.99 a month, it's way healthier than poultry fat. don't know the math on exact breast number but nowadays some small ones per day first, rest thawed slightly chopped up in thirds in one go, and back in the freezer for each day after that. more breasts couldn't hurt i'll up the ante at some point
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>>21708225
Yum! God bless
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>>21708225
atrocious
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Kys.
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>>21708225
Gross!
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bray I just wanna say I'm so proud of you
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>>21709956
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too
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domino's house spiced pepperoni pan crust. God bless
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>>21709967
>>21710005
Distasteful and needlessly caustic posts. Please stay on the catalog and avoid coming to this blessed thread and the disturbing this peaceful congregation of devout gentlemen.
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>>21710164
>>21710078

It begins. You didn't last long.
The next three days you're going to be eating like pic related. From health to hedonism. You're going to finish multiple full boxes of cereal and that one pizza won't hold you long.
184 you claim? Down the drain.
Why are you doing this? It's like you're trolling the whole board; going out of your way to piss everyone off with not only your poop bowls but then your complete abandonment of your goals and success. Are you doing this as a cry for help? Because we've noticed. You can stop now.
That's not how you diet. You're doing everything wrong. Especially your cooking.
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baked chicken breast nuggets with paprika cumin olive oil dillweed and pickling salt
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cinnamon oatmeal cake, boiled baked and frozen. multivitamin gummies to sweeten
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november 10 2025, God bless
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>>21710512
>>21710518
>>21711399
Im mean the sloppa might taste good, but my gawd those other two dishes are mostrosities
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>>21711399
God bless
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November 10, 2025
Chicken noodle soup with carrots and onions and no celery because I forgot I ran out and didn't want to go to the store.
God bless
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>>21709945
Keep growing your capabilities. Your skills in cooking are worth the effort, anon. God bless!
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>>21711399
Are you actually losing weight on this diet? Still seems like a lot of food and fat all at once.
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>>21711810
And I'm being sincere in this question, by the way, I'm genuinely curious if this works
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>>21711511
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21711752
looks good and hearty. and amen

>>21711790
thank you for the words of encouragement and the blessing, you too

>>21711810
>>21711812
yeah over time and each time it's getting slightly better and better. natures path brand is a saint.
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baked chicken breast nuggets with pickling salt paprika olive oil and franks red hot
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baked chicken breast with pickling salt paprika and olive oil
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>>21711810
Fat and protein will carry you a lot further than say a bowl of cereal
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>>21711862
Hey, if it's working, keep at it.
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>>21710190
What's the way out then?
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>>21710512
That's a lot of SALT.
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>>21710518
No offence, but that visually it appears to be maggots crowding up on a rotten piece of food.
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Why can't OP declare a health emergency and go on a semi-starvation diet and crash diet until he's slim or has lost enough weight?
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>>21712092
NTA but he needs to stop eating inedible slop and actually consume real meals, not just chicken and oat spice slop with a whole tub of ice cream or box of cereal. I know he's ragebaiting and making ugly food on purpose for attention but he's one of those people who likes to center his life around what he eats and show it off, I can just tell, he just has that personality where he thinks being 'gross' and a slob is funny rather than embarassing.
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>>21712108
because you're gay and you have aids
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>>21711810
no shit hes losing weight look at how depressing these all look, i couldnt bwsr to finish a bowl either
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>>21712051
thank you for the words of encouragement, you too
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november 11 2025, God bless
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>>21713570
Pretty petal
Blessings to you
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>>21713570
Have a wonderful evening.

- Best Regards, Gertrude
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>>21711399
Stop overfilling your bowl, God bless
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>>21713570
I hope you fucking die, asshole
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>>21708225
just leave out the chicken and you've got yourself a good vegan meal.
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>>21712092
Just regular moderation. I've offered help. He needs to just find a happy medium. Instead of starving himself every day until he eats one overflowing bowl of everything his autistic brain thinks he needs.
He's mixing things that don't go together. Every brown/grey bowl of slop probably would have made two or three separate dishes, and by eating twice or thrice daily he won't be prone to pig-outs.

He's just going back and forth from one extreme to the other. And that's bad for his body; clearly. He's shared as much. We see the unsustainable fluctuations. We see the cheat days where double digit servings of cereal are consumed. Pizzas, sodas, ice cream. Like he's going for days on end barely satisfying himself with the barf bowls with the light at the end of the tunnel being complete abandonment of any control.

If I didn't know he was eating it all it would seem like a performance. It's so hardcore compared to what people do; probably why the thread gets so much traffic. We're watching a spectacle here and he's refusing to listen to reason.
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>>21708266
What's wrong with this? Do you only eat steak and eggs for every meal or something?
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>>21712108
That's what this is. He literally posts EVERYTHING he eats. So that disgusting overflowing white bowl o' feces is his daily food.
And this DOES cause him to lose weight. And as soon as he does, he reverses course and leans into the foods which make him fat to begin with.
This guy was over 400 lbs. So you'd really think he'd know how to properly diet seeing he's lost half his weight. But he has terrible habits so this will not last. He'll soon lean more and more into the junk and have fewer of the fasting until poopbowl days and soon he'll stop trying altogether.

>>21712148
This.
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>>21713570
God bless
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>>21713919
Well, if he's lost two hundred pounds doing this, maybe it's not the worst thing in the world. If he was 400, lost half, he'd only be 200, so unless he's a turbo manlet, that's really not bad at all.
How do you know so many intimate details of God Bless? All I ever see in these threads is homie posting his chicken and oat slop, and then you come in all hot and bothered. Is that way of life any healthier?
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>>21713609
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessings, you too

>>21713615
thank you for the well wishes, you too

>>21713796
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21713927
thank you for the blessing, you too
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new water filter
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decent if you mix the bottom up with the top
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but it doesn't come close to the king
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>>21710518
>multivitamin gummies to sweeten
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>>21711869
WHAT THE FUCK? Do you only have that one bowl? Why is sauced meat directly on your shitty plastic countertop?
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>>21714129
All the warning signs are there. He's going to be 450 at the end of this climb. That's how it works. No one working a sustainable diet plan eats multiple pizzas and gut-busting amounts of sugar cereals and wacko mixes of frozen milk and melted ice cream. That's like an alcoholic staying sober all week and then Sunday night drinking two bottles of tequila.

And these aren't "intimate details". OP admits all of this in his daily diary here. He also has a mouth full of rotten teeth that need a complete overhaul. He's just ignoring his problems and powering through his other ones his own stupid, autistic way even though there are people telling him he's fucking up and how to fix it. He just flat out ignores posts that don't bless him or make false statements about his food looking good.
There are a few people like you who somehow choose to nurture and support this faggot because you're all in the same religious delusion, but you're not doing him any favors. It may have worked for him for a while but any doctor or nutritionist will tell you this is a recipe for disaster.
He's mixing intermittent fasting with the idea that certain spices and ingredients are cheat codes, so he can just mix and match whatever which contains such vitamin with ginger and paprika and literal vitamin tablets crushed up and make a broth with it and end up in a calorie deficit.
That only puts off his pig-out, because eating in a way that's dissatisfying and infrequent is mentally and physically insufficient. So he finally has enough and then you see him post his shameful gluttonous binges.
I know we all like to watch a flaming wreck, and we are, but I can't do so in good conscience without reminding him of the errors of his ways.
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>>21714307
>>21714309
Two pints of ice cream in one evening. Brita to chase. 2,500 calorie dessert. Totally reasonable cheat! "God Bless!"
pleaseopleaseopleaseoplease bless me back!!
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>>21714359
I'm so glad you're not an American. Not that we are not ourselves a trashy people, but you would just be too much.
We might find you a dentist though.
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>>21714420
Really holding the line with that skim milk
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>>21714425
lol, this. It's like the tired cliche of 2 double cheeseburger with fries meals, a large pizza, a dozen doughnuts, and a diet coke.

>>21714420

People "dieting" don't keep enormous bags of sugar cereals in the house. What the fuck are you doing? Make sure and brush down near the gums after every bowl. Please treat right the teeth you have left.
I swear you are some kind of glutton for punishment, showcasing your sins like this.. as well as just a regular glutton during your "dark phase" as we'll call it.
It's like your fatguy monster comes out when the moon is full and you shed your shitbowls and howl at the cereal and pizza and ice cream until you wake up fatter and unsure what happened while you were that other guy.

lol, we could make a whole spoof story expanded out of this. Maybe a webcomic. This lonely Canadian struggling with his weight and shitty cooking most of the time, but when the feeding time comes, when the stars align just right, he blacks out and puffs up and eats all the cereal (his wolf-out, whale-out mind freezes some too - we don't now why), orders all the pizzas, does weird ice cream experiments with oatcrete vitamin chunks, and then wakes up sweaty amongst the aftermath searching for answers.

You're my muse now.
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>>21714305
god bless
onky good choice youve made itt
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>>21714354
I think it's gayer and even more autistic to constantly screech into the void about it.
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>>21714671
thank you for the blessing, you too
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remembrance days are over rest in peace, time to boot up the christmas season with an ice cream showdown. God bless
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>>21714793
What void? People respond all the time. And many more read it but don't. I'm chipping away at OP's wrongheaded ways. I'm the angel on his shoulder arguing for the right thing to do.

He doesn't listen, but perhaps eventually he will. Maybe I'll "Incept" him so he thinks it's his own idea.

>>21714828
That's enough ice cream for a family. You're going to consume it all in a couple hours max. Why are you being so open about your gorging? Are you not ashamed? Are you brushing frequently?
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>>21714828
Is the one bowl dirty ATM?
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>>21714840
just cleaned it
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the first bites had the candy cane in the lead, but once things melted down the santa's milk and cookies really shined through and took the victory
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