>Soon...
I'll never observe christmas again
>>21709416It was butter, cheese, and caramel, right? Caramel was always the one left over
>>21709437Caramel is too heavy
>>21709437>>21709443Wut? In my family, caramel is always the first to go. No one wants that neon cheese crap
>>21709425Why? What happened?
>>21709443You're too gay
>>21709555wasted trips
>>21709556I won't regale you with the details, but what happened is that I rightfully estranged myself from my family of origin. I will probably never marry either, and so the getting together of the holiday season is forever lost to me. I appreciate your asking.
>>21709416So good
>>21709416When I was a kid (1980's) those tins used to be closer to 5 gallons. Seeing them shrink year after year is very depressing.
>>21709416Big ol' Meh from me, pops.
>>21710507Nobody asked you little weenie
>>21710497Should I just assume we all had that Christmas Story popcorn tin at one point in our lives?
>>21710497>The yellow popcorn is contaminated with a red oneDemand a refund
>>21710523My parents' other son used to pull the divider out and mix them all together on purpose.
>>21709416For me, its Royal Dansk Danish butter cookies.Whats your favorite one? For me its the pretzel.
NIGGER CORNBALL
>>21710541>other sonYou mean your brother?
>>21709568Why? Because they called you on being a brainwashed schizo? Do you consider yourself a "pureblood" and your whole family NPCs who still trust their doctors and the media?Classic incel isolation story. Yeah, don't bother with the details, we already know them. And you seem to accept that you're a genetic dead end. Sad as fuck, dude.Merry Christmas! Smoke up!
>>21710575He's doing that "no brother of mine" shit where if he words it like that it's like he's disowned. Over some popcorn. People are unfairly bitter about their brothers I feel. I wasn't that much of a dick.
>>21709425>>21710541Christmas is actually based when you decide to reject your family and spend it alone. I buy myself presents, wrap them and put them under the tree, and have a regular Christmas morning just like I'm a kid.
>>21710623You've changed now. Overcompensated.
>>21709555as a kid I loved the cheese one as an adult I just want caramel
>>21710621Holy projection, Batman!
>>21710623>Over some popcorn.The popcorn thing is just a footnote on the list of reasons I hate him. He's all around a pretty fucking terrible person.
For me on the holidays its Turkish delight and dark chocolate marzipan. Popcorn and peanut brittle sucks ass. Fruitcake is also trash.
>>21710625>I buy myself presents, wrap them and put them under the tree, and have a regular Christmas morning just like I'm a kid.Girl here, I just got the ick
>>21710645It's the opposite for me, I loved the caramel as a kid but now I prefer the cheese ones.
>>21710561You tempted me to pick up a tin of these
>>21710623You knew what you were doing when you removed the popcorn divider. You turned our Christmas into CHAOS!
>>21709416one year we got 7 fucking tins of stale popcorn as gifts for christmas. never again.
>>21709437>Caramel was always the one left overno either the cheese or the butter would never get eaten. definitely the cheese no one liked that.
>>21710497I still have tins from then. they were not 5 gallons. 3 at the most.
>>21710694You know the rules. Post tits or get out
>>21710692>Turkish delightFuck you Edmund
>>21710964They cut them off because I said I was a boy lmao
>>21709437bizzaro world post, it's alwats cheese left behind
>>21710694>I just got the dickHot
>>21709416I'm getting one this year bros, the last 3 years it wasn't the right time but THIS YEAR IS. I'm gonna fucking get one like my grandpa used to and I'm going to enjoy it for 3-5 days, and then eventually pour out the rest two weeks later, then bang on the drum of canister and terrorize my cats for like twenty minutes, and then think about using the can as a trash bucket for a bit before tossing it out. This is the fucking year.
>>21710497Still have a few of those old tins laying around in storage. Would it be a good idea to sanitize one of them and fill it with some homemade kettle corn?
>>21710497People have less kids anon.
>>21711570its just soap and water anon
>>21709416>mom died last year>used to love fudge at christmas time>got a some fudge and drank two tall boys by myself at christmas after going to mass
>>21711556Based
>>21711574Hang in there bro
Caramel is the worst. Butter is the best. The mildy spicy one is mid.
>>21711714Its cool I'm doing better now, holidays shit just makes me nostalgic
>>21711743That anon wasn't being nice. Read his post again.
>>21710621Your drivel has nothing to do with my life. It sounds like you don't know anything about reality.
>>21710625What did you get yourself? I'm thinking of getting myself a stainless steel pendant of a bat. I hope your choice of purchase delivers you some joy.
>>21709416Tasty
>>21710561not anymore bub.
>>21712586So that's why they're so cheap
>>21712586No dollar store cookies this year, got it
>>21710561I like the fossilized crustacean
>>21709437This is accurate
>>21709416Gripe timeThe old tins used to have a single climate wrapped around the exterior. The new ones repeat the image 2 or 3 times.It looks so CHEAP!
>>21709555The cheese is the best one by far
I used to get the big jellybeans at Christmas, man I miss those simple times.
>>21709416Gripe timeThe old tins used to have a single image wrapped around the exterior. The new ones repeat the image 2 or 3 times.It looks so CHEAP!
>>21709556it's illegal because it offends jews and muslims
>>21710561the little dog poop ones have the best texture
