>be me>finally cracked the code on scrambled eggs>you absolute plebs have been doing it wrong this whole timeHere's how it's done, and no I won't be taking questions because I'm objectively correct:1) Cook your scrambled eggs however you like. Low and slow, high heat, idgaf. Salt and pepper to taste.2) While that's happening, pan fry some chopped mushrooms until they've got a nice color.3) Coat the eggs with the mushrooms.That's it. That's literally it. Simple as.Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.
>>21709828>cook them however idc>put mushrooms in>claim masteryyou can eat my mushroom tip op
>>21709847I will not be doing that.
I think you are wrong but I just can’t prove it
>take the most versatile protein in the world>add one ingredient>people must know about this!When's the cookbook coming out?
>>21709828You gonna get it in your bhole, boy. Gay anal rape.
>>21709828Is there a way to do this recipe without mushrooms? I don't like them.
>>21709897No, you're gonna eat all the eggs and take my coke can cock up your rear end, boy. Bubba hungry!
>>21709885>people must know about this!True
How were your mother’s scrambled eggs? Dry? Overcooked?
>>21709958I would say slightly overcooked, perhaps.
mushrooms should take longer and on higher heat than the scrambled eggs. you fucked up
>>21709828it’s hard to put into words how stupid this thread is
>>21709828Lots of people add mushrooms to their scramble. In fact, I decided to google "scrambled eggs with mushrooms" to verify that I'm not an outlier and was greeted with several recipes that involve this.>protip: sauté the mushrooms like 90% of the way first then add eggs. Mushrooms take longer to cook. Also, add onions and spinach.
>>21709978>it’s hard to put into words how stupid this thread isstupid like your mother
for me it's pickled sliced jalapeños
>>21709978this is currently one of the best threads on the board
I usually make a mushroom spinach and mozzarella omelette
Pretty sure people have been eating scrambled egg with mushroom for centuries. What's your next genius discovery? Add cheese?
>>21710206Cook the mushrooms and spinach with a little fresh garlic and swap the mozz for gouda.
>>21709828Is it advisable to put half a teaspoon of soya sauce on the finished product?
>>21709828>and no I won't be taking questions because I'm objectively correctpride cometh before the fall
>>21710249No, I don't think I fucking will, thanks.
>>21709847nnn has taken an immense toll on everyone
>>21710259Being gay is your choice, anon. I cannot stop you, I can only advise you against your rampant homosexuality. At least make sure the homeless men get checked for STDs before you chug down all their semen.
>>21710263You sound like someone who has great experience in chugging down strangers' bodily fluids.
>>21710260this joke isn’t funny, coomers are posting more sexual shit than participantsalways have been, always will be
>>21709978Everything is hard when you're retarded
>>21709978You're unintelligent and feeble brained.
>>21709978Just say it's a stupid fucking thread man, it's okay.
>>21710263No, cooklet, I won't take your desperate fucking advice. Get a clue and come back.
>>21710260>>21710269>claims he have never read a "suck my dick" comment on the 4chan website
>>21709828>Guys I cracked the code on scrambled eggs!>You ready to hear it?>Okay so step one is just make them however you like
>>21710337WALLed.
>>21710340So, how're the divorce proceedings going on?
>>21710344dumb frog poster
>>21710348
>>21710349Lmfao.
>>21709828>coatYou mean top. You're "literally" a fucking retard. And you don't even know what Pro tip means. You're wrong about everything and your eggs suck. That's my subjective opinion, because that's all any of us are entitled do. >be meKill yourself, idiot.
>>21710346They're OK thanks for asking. Unfortunately she got the rights to give shit culinary advice.
>>21709828>Prove me wrongezpz.>1) Cook your scrambled eggs however you likethis step is wrong.
>>21710342nobody has ever told me to do that because i’m overly superbly based and wavy
>>21709828top teir bait
>>21710364kek
>>21710398Suck my dick you faggy nigger
I like a medium soft scramble
broccholi is suprisingly good with scrambled eggs
>>21709828I dont like mushrooms.
>>21709828Fuckin lies, it needs onion powder/salt/pepper for flavor and when you scramble them add a dollop of sour cream or whole milk. Add what you like after
What's with these scrambled egg recipes everywhere that say to add milk or cream and all of this other shit? Just crack some eggs onto a cooking surface and break them up. Add nothing or whatever random shit.
>>21710372>Doens't explain why the freedom to cook ones eggs any way one pleases is worng >B..But it's j..just wrong, okay!!Concession accepted.
>>21710097Imagine the mental state of the person who makes a comment such as this.
>>21710705You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>21710724>Just put milk in your egg, broo!Mental illness.
>>21710818Some people are too dumb to cook without a recipe. They can't even apply heat to food without burning it. These people are easily outsmarted.
>>21710828>if you not like this food item you are a childCan this meme die already? Mushrooms have a spongy texture that I dont like
>>21709828>finally cracked the code on scrambled eggsI'm surprised that you managed to crack eggs, considering those look like shit. where's the cream? and cheese?
>>21710856Uhh.. yeah, that's good and all, but I've seen your cooking, bro.. & I think you shouldn't be the one making tall claims such as these.
>>21710903Picky/Selective eaters DO have mental age of a child, though.
>>21709894You gotta pay the troll toll anon
>>21710925picky eaters have god tier tasting ability. you wish you knew what your food tastes like... well actually you don't because you wouldn't eat it if you did.
>>21710921Then make your own, bro. I'll continue to keep it cheap and simple while you overspend to make some overly complicated slop.
>>21710937I'm not against picky eaters like some on here. But I'm glad I'm not - I can go into any restaurant and find a meal that I'll enjoy. It must be pretty restrictive to be someone who is picky and I feel sorry for you.
>>21710937>picky eaters have god tier tasting ability.All they like is sugar, msg, and salt. Nothing else.
>>21710941How're you feeling that the SNAP benefits have been resumed? Rather relieved perhaps, right?
>>21710950Unaffected since I don't use SNAP. I'm simply relieved I'm not in the US at the moment and don't have to endure the long ass lines of people armed with their gold cards.
>>21710943I feel sorry for you. if you knew what certain foods really taste like. you poor sod. I bet you could eat a turd.>>21710948completely wrong
>>21710937it's always that they never tried foods that they didn't like as children.>tomatoes>mushrooms>broccoligrow up!
>>21710351>You mean top. You're "literally" a fucking retard.Fuck you pal, this ain't a Michelin star recipe.
>>21710263swapping out mozzarella is never correct in any circumstance
>>21711372>completely wrongBullshit. These scum have shit taste buds that can only differentiate between "yummy" and "yucky." Fortunately, heart attacks kill most of them early on.
>>21710943>I can go into any restaurant and find a meal that I'll enjoyimagine never fully tasting your food. imagine eating any old slop and thinking you are a gourmet. now imagine bragging about this...so sad.
>>21711492or they tried the food, and found they were disgusting. that is what actually happens.>>21713393completely wrong and backwards from reality.
>>21710566that's too many dolmades for that amount of bacon and eggs
>>21709828ngl that does sound good
