All it needs is a splash of soy sauce for the rice and a squirt of mayo for the chicken.What would you add to this perfect meal to make it ++perfect?
>meme pic pulled from the internetat least it wasn't a direct repost from redditthis is almost as bad as twitter bait on other boards
>>21711196What's with the reddit obsessed schizo hall monitors on /ck/ that dedicate their time to investigating the provenance of pictures? Y'all need to get a life. Reddit is living in your head rent free 24/7.
>>21711219what's with the faggots who make low quality meme posts 24/7 to farm (you)s? you're shitting up an already slow board. go back to wherever you came from and shitpost there
>>21711219We can see the filename, dipshit. OP did not take that photo himself.
>>21711219>dedicate their time to investigating the provenance of pictures?ah yes, a whole 10 seconds and like two clicks. a truly herculean effort
>>21711251You must be a newfag phone poster. Filenames are automatically randomized for the rest of us.
>>21711268Now that's an ironic post!
>>21711264Why are you leaving out the part where you post a reply seething about reddit regardless of whether your little investigation turned up reddit leads? Then repeat that for every thread in the catalog.Don't sell yourself short, you people are dedicated and hard working.
>>21711278nta but probably because your thread is shit and you like “mayo” on your chicken
>>21711420Chicken and Mayo is S-tier. Ever hear of chicken salad sandwich before? Protip: use 50:50 ratio of mayo to miracle whip to get the tangy zip without it being overpowering.
>>21711219This. If they aren't calling people or posts "reddit", they're sleuthing through this archive or reddit's or the entire internet, enforcing this notion of originality by "outing" people for their crimes of plagiarism. I'm not on the side of the content thieves by any means, but like you say, it's a sad job these little digital P.I.s do. They could be spending that time making food and posting their own threads. I certainly try to balance my bitching with quality OC so as not to be a hypocrite. But that's just me. And I'm not even supposed to be here. That's how much I care. They can't keep me away. >>21711251Filenames are meaningless. I import all of my photos into my computer before posting them, and I rename them while I'm at it so they aren't a long datestamp. You faggots aren't even accurate with your accusations most of the time. I've seen OP's pic before and the filename would suggest he downloaded it from this site. Still, you do this detective work like it's your job. And it's not shaming or dissuading anyone from being shitty. Just make good threads yourself, bitch.
>>21711219>>21711278why are you defending people who post content from reddit and try to pass it off as their own? people deserve to know how many of the threads on the catalog are lifted straight from reddit. and it really doesn't take a lot of "sleuthing", reverse image search and leaving a quick reply is not some Herculean effort. why don't YOU get a life instead of chastising people who are keeping an eye out for the quality of their community?
>>21712030Thank you for your sacrifice good sir. Jannies can only do so much, you intern jannies are the unsung heroes of 4chan, ensuring only the highest quality content gets posted.This thread has been certified Not Reddit, so everyone can relax.
>>21712083Slop mongerer.
>>21711132Tips to upgrade that meal:>use oven grilled chicken like picrel instead of nasty boiled chicken>upgrade to brown rice>freshly ground black pepper>drizzle of melted butter>franks red hot sauce>side of frozen or canned mixed vegetables
>>21712030I bet you post anime here.
>>21712120>oven grilledThis is just more bait. This whole thread is just garbage. You assholes need to learn to to season and most importantly BROWN your meat. Don't just cook it until dry and then add sauces. Let the salt penetrate all the way through and coat with spices and SEAR in oil or grill on a hot grate that leaves black marks. Do you understand any of this at all? Anything getting through your skull??Hey, detectives: I got this photo off of a search engine's image results. I did not cook this myself.
>>21712000all yours bud, enjoy whatever oil they use in miracle whip these days, oh, and the added sugar
>>21712025>>21711219>>21711268>>21711278>>21712122the IDF needs to train you guys better
>>21712120Boiled chicken looks so sad
>>21712122>Defends reposting and spamming the catalog with low effort social media takes>Also dislikes anime/ck/ could really learn a lesson from a thread like this.
>>21712283Dude, why would you admit to being into anime? Its a huge red flag for a grown man to be into oriental pedophile cartoons. Tranime posters are a worse blight on 4chan than reddit and twitter screencaps. You freaks have a complete lack of self awareness too when you stray from your containment boards.>>21712267>also a schizo that thinks everything is a Jewish conspiracyGet help.
>>21712331fuck up tiny hat big nose, the third temple will be airstriked by the grace of the true God
>>21712462>airstrikedESL retard strikes again.
>>21711132chickey and rickey
>>21712485you’re one to talk nigga your first language is yiddishhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airstrike
>>21712274Boiled chicken is only sad cause wypipo dont season their chicken water.
>>21711132I'd be willing to eat that before you brought up the mayo
>>21711219Kys
>>21713790Whats wrong with chicken and mayo? You dont like chicken salad sandwich?
>>21713790Mayo is the perfect pairing with chicken. You're just being contrarian.
>>21711132>pearly white tasteless chicken :/>pearly white tasteless chicken japan :O
>>21713709i dont see anything wrong with this except maybe too much spices, but then again its a big ass potwonder if you can use the base for anything else besides boiling stuff in it
If you want a good guide on how to cook chicken and some good recipes, just look up Cooking With Jack on youtube
>>21713977You don't understand, Japanese boiled chicken is the culmination of a minimum of 10 years of training. It takes 4 years just to master the art of boiling the water, another 6 years to master cutting the chicken.That tastelessness? That's the taste of Zen, of emptiness. It's a spiritual experience. Gaijin will never understand.
>>21713968ts is not mayo there’s a reason miracle whip is called miracle whip and mcchicken sauce mcchicken sauce
>>21712267What does this mean?
>>21712462Fuck up? Don't think I will. >>21712331This is fucking hilarious! Be careful with that. These fuckers will try to get you booted.
>>21714029You're not Japanese.
>>21712462>by the grace of the true GodWho might that be? Vishnu?
>>21714308I self identify as Japanese.They embrace me as an Honorary Jap.No one appreciates and respects Japanese culture as much as I do.
>>21714312wouldn’t you like to know, don’t you have innocents to sacrifice to baal? or a golden calf to venerate? give it a rest, your underhanded tactics are not nearly underhanded enough to fool me
I would add actual flavor and cooking techniques.>make a pilaf instead of plain rice where you add some veggies + chicken broth>marinade the chicken, wide variety of options so flavors can be changed up>airfry, bake, or sous vide the chicken.
>>21714385You're a monotheist and not Jewish, so you're obviously either Christian or Muslim. Which is it? You invoked your all mighty god, so don't be a coward and refuse to name xer.
>>21714395>pilafTake the Jollof pill.
>>21714418i like how you make no denials of anything ive said, just keep insisting i give you ammo to use against me. if you want to assume im either christian or muslim, why should it matter which? they are two names for the same God
>>21714448All you've said is nonsense. Destroy the third temple? There is no third temple, yet. An obsessed schizo like you should know that.
>>21714206McChicken sauce and Miracle Whip are enhanced mayo. It would be a disservice to the brand to call their superior product generic mayo.
you fucking retards do realize that the first post was never intended to actually bait you, and that the following replies of "lmao y u policing da board u janny?" that you all jumped to argue with was always the intended goal? no, probably not because you're all fucking morons.
>>21714461i know full well, and after it’s built again there won’t be for more than a week, it’s only right that you be stopped from bringing your sacrifices out from behind closed doorsy’all had better “prophesize” the fourth
>>21714464bro has never made his own mayo
>>21712120Nice woody breast you fuck
>>21712129Browning meat and leaving black marks is a meme. All it does is create carcinogens. Don't give yourself colon cancer just for the sake of meal presentation.
>>21711132>mfw
>>21711132Needs a slice of cheese.
>>21714498just like apple pie :)
>>21711219Why are people who add literally no value to anyone's life so dead set on making zero effort reposts. Does your clitty get hard when you see someone respond to your thread even though you didn't do anything creative or new? You can literally go cook an actual chicken and make a real picture and you will get real responses from other real people. Instead you act like a bot for a fraction of the satisfaction, annoying everyone around you.
>>21711219>I made retarded post on 4chan, I totally have a life kys
