How about some beans on toast?
>>21711509I tried this today, it was the definition of bland. hell somehow the toast made the beans more bland then the baked beans by themselves. I dont know how that even happens.
>>21711531Did you get UK beans?They're different
>>21711533in what way?In US and I like baked beans fine enough by themselves.
>>21711537I think they're blander so by comparison maybe the toast tastes spicier or somethingPeople eat it out of tradition because it's patrioticIt's their mac and cheeseThe last time anyone in my family was in England was 1944Well, I guess technically my dad was stuck at Heathrow for eight hours I told him to call a cab and go to a pub but he was like nah, by the time I get a cab and get to a pub I'll have time for what, two beers, then I'll have to call another cab and go back and deal with security bullshitHe said it would be cheaper to go to the duty free and get shitwrecked at the airport and I couldn't find any flaws in that logic
>>21711565>I think they're blander so by comparison maybe the toast tastes spicier or somethingchecks out as britoid logic.Also, finished off my leftover baked beans to confirm, with pan fried ham and shallots, and can definitely confirm that THAT was better then the beans on toast I tried for breakfast (the toast was good too, so it wasn't that)
>>21711537british baked beans are in this kinda watery tomato sauce vs ours which is usually barbecue sauce
>>21711671Ok, I can see how that could work
>>21711509Baked beans on garlic bread or texas toast is a staple of American BBQ. Idk why Brits get meme'd on about it.
>>21711509I found out I'm allergic to beans.
>>21711738RIP bro.Actual allergy or just an intolerance of some sort? Do you get anaphylaxis?
>>21711779I actually learned it from an earlier beans thread. I know, getting medical advice from 4Chan. But the beans made my throat seize up like somebody shoved razor blades in it. My heart started beating really fast, about to explode. And not trying to be TMI but on their way out my ass felt like it was on fire.
>>21711807Yeah, that's an allergic reaction it sounds like. Were they canned beans, or dried beans that you soaked? Maybe you didn't rinse and soak them long enough if the latter, beans are kind of poisonous.
>>21711818Bush's baked beans, the ones with the dog.
>>21711823Have you had a reaction to beans before? This brand before? Check the ingredients list.
>>21711823Check the ingredients list, it could be something in the sauceDoes this happen with refried beans?
>>21711832>>21711834Taco bell beans too but it was a long time ago and I assumed it was from eating too many at a party.
>>21711823Also do you have other food allergies? Pollen allergies? Thing with manufactured food is, there's always a risk of cross contamination because the equipment is used to process other stuff. Idk if that's applicable to canned beans but it's another possibility. I'm not doubting you had an allergic reaction, but I am just playing detective here with an anonymous stranger because you actually have to eliminate a lot of variables before you can determine what specifically you're allergic to
>>21711839Fuck dude. I mean, it could still be a spice that both sets of beans have in common, but yeah that sounds like a straight up bean allergy dawg. That fucking sucks dude.I'm allergic to coconut, bananas, pineapple and avocado, if that makes you feel better.
>>21711841I appreciate it. I'm allergic to cats, that actually feels worse than beans since I like cats.>>21711844Thank you.
>>21711852I'm also allergic to cats but I have a long hair half maine coon that I rescued from the streets roughly ten years ago, and I suffer for her. My asthma gets worse every year but it's worth it.
>>21711855Bean allergy would cripple me since I'm molybdenum deficientI'm also allergic to cats but good news there, Anon, not all cats are allergenicI'm not even talking about the gross weird hairless cats, either, it comes down to their hair type and salivaAlso cats are easy to acclimate to, so if your reaction isn't terrible it will go away after, I'm gonna be honest, it might take a year or two, but it becomes unnoticeable over time>inb4 haha shit genesOh no, I have to eat a ton of red meat and hearty legumes because my ancestors all ate a ton of red meat and hearty legumes, not rice and seaweed and fermented jars of scrimpsOK that last one is unfair, those fermented shrimpy boys actually slap if you use them right, which you guys mostly dot.i'm looking at you, chinese college students who microwave that shit and eat it straight from the fucking jar
>>21711855That's great, anon! One time I went to a girl's apartment and had high hopes. Instead I was just itchy and my nose was running the whole time because of her cat.
>>21711509my current lunch is half tin of beans on toast with two sausages cut into chunks on top and I am loving it
>>21711509This nigga eatin BEANS
>>21711661>was better then the beansIt's THAN, retard.Jesus, I wish kids would listen in school.
beans fucking suckworst britslop to ever existdisgrace to our culture
>>21711509How about it?
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