was it autism?
Don’t you feel self-conscious buying something that labels itself chocolonely?
>>21711981A relative bought me one of these and it's fucking garbage chocolate
>>21712069When your marketing revolves around activism, the quality of the product invariably suffers.
>>21712069Nah it's pretty good chocolate
These bars are so fucking annoying to break after you freeze them in the fridge, its so retarded
>>21712142>freeze them in the fridge
>>21712310Technically he's right, fridges are more than cold enough to freeze chocolate into solid form
>>21712321>Technically he's right, fridges are more than cold enough to freeze chocolate into solid form
>>21712042The silence is deafening.
I talked to the owner once. Pretty good chocolate. I just don't like the branding. The idea is that the chocolate market isn't fair, so the bar shouldn't be either. Or something like hat.
>>21712142>he breaks chocolate barsif you can't fat the whole thing into your gob at once, why would you ever buy it?use this one simple rule to defeat the confectionary jew.
>>21712482>no guys you don't get it>it's okay that we're annoying because we acknowledge that it's annoying and do it anyway
>>21712321Chocolate is solid at room temperature actually
The chocolate is alright, the shape is retarded and prone to crumbling, leading to food waste.>>21712310Many fridges have a freezer compartment, just like they have a produce compartment, dumb frogposter
>>21712652You seem like a shill for "Alpia". Tony's got some pretty good chocolate. The way it breaks is really nice imo. I have never once had any go to waste. Forgot how autistic ck was. The most autistic and racist board. Can't even eat chocolate.
>>21712652Unsymmetrical trash.
>>21711981reddit bar
>>21712656This garbage NEVER breaks clean. It literally can't, because any force applied to it leads to lateral stress which causes crumbling. Alpia got mocked so hard for this shit they went back to the proper form and had to advertise it for years.
>>21712659>unsymmetricalThis is the uneducated retard word for asymmetrical
>>21712671was it always called Alpia?I could've have sworn they were named AlpiNa
>>21712732Alpina as a brand is mostly known for wall paint
>>21711981That's the opposite of autism. Autistic chocolate would have perfectly equal sized blocks. That's why you hire autists for tile work.
Some of the most mediocre chocolate on the market. I legitimately feel bad for people who think it's good.
>>21712069This. Absolute crap.
>>21712142>>21712069i'll never understand americans
>>21711981Hershey's is better. Seriously.
Tried it once and it reminded me of Trader Joe's chocolate. Not bad but not something I'd buy again.
>>21711981I'd never buy something called "chocolonely". I'll stick with my Whittaker's.
I prefer wholesome chocolate...
>>21711981>tfw you take a dehydrated shit and it looks like that
>>21711981>was it autism?Autism would not result in that pattern. Autism in industry results in neat, organized, structures.
>>21712652eat it over eat the crumbs you fuckin retard
>>21713889>average articulation skills of a Tony poster
For me, it's ritter sport
As a certified sperg, I'd shape it like lego bricks that you can split off and stack like real legos.Fuck, now I really want some chocolate legos.
It's worse than the default Milka and therefore it's trash that doesn't deserve attention. Same applies to all chocolate.
>>21712589Not in an indian room
I really like Tony's. The taste and mouthfeel is good. I don't care that it doesn't break off in pieces because I just bite chunks right off the bar like you're supposed to.
>>21714459>bite chunks right off the barDisgusting fat fuck. Suffer.
>>21714409actually I was drunk thank you very much
Do any of you have a good homemade chocolate shop around you?
>>21713513The best.
>>21712589so a fridge is indeed more than cold enough to solidify chocolate. not sure what you thought your comment would add to the conversation.
