Cookin up some Thai Calypso Fish with Mango Coconut Salsa served on Clean Rice.
>>21712596>clean rice
This recipe is completely theoretical so we’re going on a little adventure, a calypso fish adventure. It’s like we are about to give birth and all we can do is watch nature takes it’s course and hope it’s not some horrifying mutant that we have to pretend to love but really it makes us want to vomit.
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>>21712596>CriscoI wonder if that brand is used under license in Australia, the logo looks different than in the US>>21712648>sounds of steel drums intensify
Ooh yeh that’s some good Thai calypso
>>21712602its basmati, so i think op reckons its got a low fecal content. im unsure what a calypso fish is and how it relates to thailand
>>21712702If you know you know
>>21712715calypso fish is a slave dish, deffo not thai, idk..that green curry paste is peng though. ive got a pot of mae's penang paste which i need to finish
>>21712718Looks unclean to me.
>>21712596This is interesting. I'm too lazy to do all that shit though. If I want a fish/rice/curry type thing I get some green curry paste, add it to coconut cream, add pieces of fish (smoked cod and basa usually) and dump in some baby spinach at the end.
OP here, my phone went flat so i'll post the money shot tomorrow.bye.
>>21712758Translation: I fucked up so badly that I'm going to have to go and buy the same ingredients and make it again.
>>21712784
>>21712596I really wish they would IP ban all Australians so we don't have to be subjected to this low effort pretentious bullshit anymore. It's always quick sale or cheap pre packaged meat. Mostly canned and bagged non fresh ingredients. This is not cooking. They cut so many corners yet pretend like they are making something fancy. Never seen or heard of an Australian who knows how to cook but for some reason they all love to larp as professional chefs on the internet while making poverty slop. It's so odd.
>>21713078You don't have to be subjected to anything, bud. Just hide the thread. Just don't engage with it. Just go somewhere else and do something else. Like hang yourself or drink bleach.
>>21713078Do you know what's so odd? Thinking that anyone wants to hear your dogshit. Honestly, you're boring, slightly irrational and a full on genuine cunt. I'd give anything to be able to filter your excruciatingly tedious posts.
>>21713078okay show us your cooking then. go make some pasta and grow the wheat yourself faggot
>>21713078You’re a whining little cunt.
>>21713119Tbf, op didnt even deliver
>>21712784>>21713130Wow one small technical issue and the hyenas come circling. Well you’re not gonna get this little caribou.Bob apetite muyafuyas.
>>21713480The job must be done, at least you did
melb coles Aussie is single handedly saving the board. keep cooking king
>>21713078OP isn't Australian. He told me before when I was asked .
>>21713704I’m australien
