My grocery store is all ready for Thanksgiving!
>>21713767The perfect boomer thanksgiving!All you need is some turkey, one packet mix and three cans.Combine together and bake in oven.Thanksgiving dinner is solved.
but what do I do as a vegan for ThanksGiving?
every little thing makes me think of her, bros. I just imagined her making Thanksgiving dinner. She's the most beautiful woman ever.
>>21713767Mines be like this since October.
>>21713767Giving Thanks to all you have surrounded by family. Let's break out the can goods and processed box shit.
>>21713793Tofurkey, I guess, or self-termination
>>21713795Nothing you can do. Make her your muse and draw inspiration and strength from it.
>>21713767and its positively flying off the shelves!
>>21713785I knew a white trash family who ate microwaved Shake-N-Bake "turkey chops" for Thanksgiving every year with microwaved StoveTop, tinned green beans microwaved with tinned condensed cream of mushroom soup, microwaved creamed corn and a jar of gravy. So I think of it as a white trash thing, not a boomer thing.>>21713793My brother, his wife and my sister all have tofurkey. Instead of turkey, my SiL stuffs portobello mushroom caps and that's actually pretty good. I've never had the tofurkey myself but I bought it for them a few times. I like tofu but I also like well-prepared turkey.
the only things i like from thanksgiving traditions is stove-top dressing (any flavor), jarred gravy (any flavor), and my great-grandmas cornbread (recipe is just combining canned/boxed ingredients)
>>21713795sorry about your mom? grandma?
>>21713785>boomers are lazy for thanksgivingYou fucking retard. Boomers practically INVENTED modern Thanksgiving. Go fuck yourself. You don't even know when to use that "insult". Boomers made America what it is. You have no clue. You need to live longer before posting.
>>21713793Vegans really shouldn't bother. You can't even write the word correctly. Down to your very fingertips it just doesn't feel right to you.
>>21713795She doesn't feel the same way. Best to move on. Think of Christmas dinner instead.
>>21713785You think zoomers go to more trouble? are you serious? Just 'doordash' (yes, as a verb!) a $35 burger combo and get back to your ticktock clips.
>Thanksgiving disguised as a feastWhat did Mr. Carter mean by this?
>>21713996here we have a boomer taking credit for the things their parents did, yet again.
>>21713996Boomers are literally the first generation to take thanksgiving for granted, it was invented by the Silent Generation in response to the depression. Boomers ate it, they didn't make it, and when they had to make it, they put processed shit like cranberry loaf and marshmallows instead of real food.
>>21713767god damn i love stuffing
>>21713795Then why did you cheat?
>>21714027>>21714028>My "point" was SO good I had to post it twice.
>>21714034I didn't cheat.
>>21714041Sure, pal. So you're one of the, what, 4 men on earth who don't cheat/don't try to cheat? Oooook.
>>21714247She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, I would stay alone if she never appeared to me and feel completely right about it.She is very tall , has red hair, prominent front teeth, and a prominent clavicle.
>>21713767>jarred gravyI think I'd rather kill myself than show up with that shit.
>>21714280Eh, you could doctor it up enough to disguise the fact that it's premade.
>>21713767Heh, Americans are funny. They pretty much all cook like this. The soup makes it especially brilliant.
>>21713767How well does Stove Top with cranberries really sell
>>21714670Must be pretty well.
>>21714615My grandma did. My mom does too now that she's older, but she didn't when I was growing up. She used to make biscuits with chocolate gravy and popovers for breakfast, yum
>>21713996would you consider hampborgar for thanksgiving?
>>21713767Dont buy the French style green beans. Once you eat them you can't eat them any other way.
>>21715015Why?
