>$5+ for one cookiewho is this for
Women
Retards
>>21717625mormons
you to make threads about every fucking day
>>21717632good MORNING sir !
Dumb college kids
the current economy is about selling wildly overpriced shit to people who think paying more = better and then still somehow not being profitable
>>21717625fat retarded women
>>21717625I got these once cause I was stoned and I regretted it and I was shamed for it so I'm sorry I'm so sorry
>>21717671Redundant
>>21717625To be fair 1 cookie is basically a meal. The cookies are more alike to cakes
>>21717679>protein cookie: $2>Subway cookie: $1?
>>21717664Yeah, wtf is going on? Business history has taught us that the cheaper, more accessible product is usually more profitable than the expensive one. Now I go to my neighborhood bakery and they want to sell me a croissant for $5. They'll never make it at this rate.
>>21717679No one eats a cookie as a meal
>>21717703YOU TAKE THAT BACK BITCH
>>21717703Last night my dinner was 6 mini reeces cups is that equal?
>>21717625youtubers
>>21717735how much do you weigh?
>>21717747are you implying he’s fat? because i’m imagining he’s a twink or transhit me up if cute tranny
>>21717625>who is this forI know a gay guy who is a cop. He eats fast food for literally every single meal and probably has crumbl like 4+ times a week. Since he doesn't have a family to provide for, his salary is enough to have virtually unlimited disposable income for bulkshit like $5 cookies
Crumbl cookies average around 800 calories each, they’re massive. Insomnia cookies cost about the same but they’re smaller and taste like shit. Of all the things you could complain about with Crumbl, crying about the cost is retarded
>>21717708kek
>>21717751Bullshit, not bulkshit of course
>>21717625It's for people spending other people's money. Businesses order them a lot, because people will order retardedly expensive shit on the company's dime.
Instagrammable, simple.Make it look pretty, add some branding that makes it look high end and people will pay top dollar for it; because they can brag on socials with it.Disable the internet and nothing of this shit would last more than a week
>>21717752Insomnia does taste better than crumbl. Crumbl is just walmart soft cookies repackaged and covered in even more icing
>>21717625Mormons
>>21717703>>21717679They are like 700 calories a pop
>>21717625rich people and stupid people
>>21717675Oh yeah? You hate them because you'll never get near a vagina? lol, big surprise. A woman-hating incel on 4chan. Who knew?
>>21717625Vincent Vega, to go with his exorbitantly expensive milkshake.
>>21717625>>21717626I had been buying a 4 or 6 pack a week for a lady...for reasons
>>21717980Why do you think fat retards automatically have to be hated? What's wrong with you?
>>21717992was the reason that you wanted her to die of heart failure?
>>21717625I fucked up by figuring out a piss easy and delicious sweet sopapilla recipe, so I don't give a shit about any other dessert. If I want something sweet? Sopapilla. Something healthier and sweet? Fig tree in the yard or dates.
>>21718066Well share it, asshole
>>21717625>who is this for?Did you step out of a time machine from 2000? This shit is for social media content creators to pretend they are all the best thing ever so that people will get duped into going and buying them to try them out whenever their favorite "creator" says that the labubu matcha dubai chocolate crumbl cookie is the best thing ever.
>>21718099Sweet sopapillas2 cups all purpose flour1 tsp of baking powder1/4 tsp of salt3 TBS of sugar2 TBS of butter (or lard, shortening, oil, etc)3/4 cup of very hot waterCombine and whisk the flour, salt, baking powder, and sugarAdd the butter and hot waterMix in a stand mixer with a dough hook for 15 minutesLet rest for 20 minutes covered with a kitchen towelHeat up some neutral cooking oil to 350f. Use enough to deep fry the doughSeperate the dough into four pieces and roll them out into 1/4 to 1/8 of an inch thick pieces. Cut the pieces into whatever shape you want. I just roll them out round and cut them into quarters for triangular pieces.Drop them one at a time into oil. They will puff up and float, flip after about 60 seconds to brown the other side for about 30-45 seconds.Place on a wire rack with a pan under it to drain or on a tray/plate lined with paper towels.When your batch is done give them a dusting of powder sugar.If you want a non-sweet version, don't use any sugar. You will have puffed, fried dough with a hollow inside you can cut open and fill with whatever you want.I mainly use them to satisfy my sweet cravings as they are piss easy to make and dirt cheap to make. If you don't have a stand mixer use cooler but still above warm water and just knead that bitch by hand. It will be messy though.
My local store sells cookies that are over 1000 calories each. It is $7 for a pack of 3. It is EBT eligible. And they deliver. I have at least one every day. If you buy crumbl you are stupid. Retarded.
