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Whenever these regional rivalry threads pop up I pretend to be from a random US city and shit on everyone else's cuisine. Europoor btw
>>22032261this but as an american i show up to european regional rivalry threads and pretend to be [insert whichever irrelevant jobber country/region i pick at random] and shit on everyone elses cuisine
>>22032235How about motor city putting out muscle cars while new york only puts out... well. We're not allowed to talk about that on a Christian forum. Detroit also has pasties while NYC is getting menudo from a bodega. Yuck.
You've never had proper pizza until you've had Salt Lake City pizza. Absolutely shits on that rank slop on a scab you call pizza in Detroit.
>>22032235>detroit has 2 hotdogs>New york has a hot dog standI will easily trade pepperoni on my pizza for that
>>22032270oh man, the hustle and bustle of the big apple!broadway! the empire state building! grand central station!ranjesh's reheated frozen slop cart! bagels!
God Emperor New Haven sits on his throne and watches these peons fight
>>22032278All im saying is the hotdogs arent a good comparison, you arent even showing the dogs in the new york image.
>>22032285I'm just taking the piss. Hot dogs are the same everywhere. Pizza is a completely different topic.
>>22032289Oh yeah the pizza is fair game. From what I heard the Nu york ones are 6 dollaroos a slice
>>22032293the really good ones get up to $6, but there's still a ton of $1/slice places in manhattan
>>22032297The best pizza i've ever had was a dollar slice in st. marks after a girl in a bar had dared me to get my belly button pierced at one of the vietnamese jewelry stores. God i miss NY
>>22032304Did you get that piercing?
>>22032307I did anon. Then dated her for two years. Venezuelans are so hot
>>22032310>venezuelan "girl">belly button piercingYou're still wearing it, aren't you?
>>22032311Nah this was in like 2011. The only thing left from my 20s are the shitty tattoos
>>22032235Chicago is king in both pizzas and hotdogs
>>22032345Chicago is a third world country
>>22032349*is in a
>>22032349>a handful of blocks with crime means the whole city is badyou incels really need to stop believing everything you watch on fox news.
>>22032375They dont watch the news, they just read hearsay on twitter
>>22032380I worked in chicago for two years and will never return
>>22032235ENTER
>>22032933I can't be the only person that hates Chicago style. Everyone I know irl goes on and on about how it's so good, but I think it just takes like soupy slop.
>>22032261everyone does this even americans as the other guy pointed out. pretty much everything on this board is a larp.however I do believe detroit style is the best commonly available pizza variety. even little caesars has a really decent detroit style, as opposed to new york style where people will claim you have to be standing in new york city when you eat it. I used to live in Warren by cloverleaf and I currently live an hour from NYC and I choose Detroit style every day.
>>22032261>regional rivalryNobody in New York is thinking about Detroit.
>Be Second City>Fall to somewhere between 3-6 due to being a cow town>Still call selves America's Second City>Muh Obama and Da PopeYou guys stopped being the second city 100 years ago it's just sad at this point.
>>22032235>post-industrial shithole with more abandoned buildings than residents, literally an international case study in the negative effects of outsourcing and deindustrialization, with maybe 6 blocks of relative safety and comfort kept alive by MUH SPORTSvs>impossibly cramped and expensive dystopian shithole where young people waste their lives working 75+ hours a week to afford to rent a closet for over double the national average (which is already higher than any other developed country), somehow propped up by endless media glorification as LE COOL BIG CITYAny pig farming village in rural Slovenia has a higher quality of life and better food.
>>22033287>Any pig farming village in rural Slovenia has a higher qualityThen why'd Melania move?
>>22032235Yeah, sorry. New York rules all.
>>22032235>hotdogsimplicity is a quality of its own, good food that need fewer ingredients and isn't messy to eat are better than the ones who need a thousand ingredients to come close to them>>22032261based falseflagger falseflagging as a falseflagger
Can’t wait to eat go to Detroit for their exclusive pizza and be brutally murdered by n
>>22033242We do have a few Detroit-style pizzerias here. We even have a Jet's. But I think that's more just for locals' curiosity about the style. It's not like it's in any danger of overtaking the city.
>>22032235Yeah so
>>22032261I did this once! I can't remember what it was about but I got around 15 or so (You)s and most were complete outrage
>>22032235where is Sigma Chigcago?
>>22032235jew yorkers act like their pizza is the greatest thing ever to cope with the fact they live in an actual piss smelling shithole
>>22032976>I used to live in WarrenI never left.
>>22032235only thing that detroit dog is missing is a nice pickle spear next to the hot dog
>>22032265Detroit has proper good Lebanese food and New York has lox bagels.
>>22033327Jet's is decent for a chain pizza place. Their deep dish Hawaiian is one of my favorites. Doesn't beat Happy's though.
>>22032235Both are terrible goyfeed
>>22035013please fuck off back to /pol/
