What a garbage sandwich
Pity reply, next time put in at least a moticum of effort please
>>22032610Agreed. It's a one-dimensional salt+grease bomb. It has no depth of texture, no seasonal crunch, no temperature variation, and no sweetness. I sense in the Reuben a no-bad pub option.
You're right, let me take care of it for you.
>>22032610that's a sad looking Reuben for sure, but they're usually harder to make bad than good.
>>22032642I sense in your post a trolling, but... >no depth of texturetoasted rye, sauerkraut, and corned beef should be very different textures>no seasonal crunchSeasonal? What's the crunch of late spring? Do you want some alfalfa sprouts on there? Give'r!>No temperature variationcold sauerkraut and dressing, toasted bread, and what should be warmed or even grilled corned beef... there should be both hot and cold to this sandwich>no sweetnessRussian and Thousand Island dressings are both fairly sweet - relying heavily and moderately respectively on ketchup - or American tomato sorbet.
>>22032623>moticum
>>22032610I should call her
>>22032642>no seasonal crunchI want to wring your neck
>>22032610One of the best sandwiches ever made and kruat makes it a great litmus test for tastelets with an immature palate. Needless to say you failed the test
>>22032874I'm currently balls deep (4 inches) inside her. I can hand her back when I'm done but she's pretty much stretched out and unusable now
>>22032610A reuben is an old carnie/polari word for a schmuck or mark, a "rube"
>>22032967It's a backronysm, like when me and the other guys see a known Karen approaching and we work "I really don't Kare. Do you Kare?" "I don't Kare." into what we're saying to warn those who know. It's just a similar sound with no common etymology.Reuben is a Hebrew name meaning something along the lines of "Look! I had a son! Look at him!"Rubeus, etc. means red or ruddy, which is where Rube comes from - pink as a newborn, and ripe for the picking.
>>22032610>garbageso is your post
>>22032642>and no sweetnessAmerigolem goes into a diabetic coma if every meal doesn't inject 3000 calories of pure high fructose corn syrup directly into his veins.
>>22033333Mirin those digits that is a fine get sir and a quality post to boot.
>>22033340but it isRussian and Thousand Island dressings are both sweet.
>>22033358Not sweet enough for americans. They need at least a cup of pure unadulterated corn syrup in every meal to feel satisfied.
>>22033360They dip them in soft serve, fortified with Sprite.
>>22033333based quints of truth
