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ITT: Food on floor/spillages/disasters
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>>9795155
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1jiqGxjqoU

Women are funny too!
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>>9795176
I like how the manager got the hamplanet that likely caused that mess a chair just so they don't get sued for her having a heart attack, what a time to be alive.
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>>9795182
You could still eat a good 85% of that.
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>>9795194
Ayy
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>>9795182
>Take a knife
>Slice off the 90% portion of ice cream that didn't come into contact with the floor
>Freeze it
Problem solved
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Oh god, all that oil. How do you even begin to clean that up? This is the worst one ITT
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>>9795317
lel
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>>9795311
cat litter maybe?
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>>9795238
This isn't an accident, that's purposeful.
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>>9795274
wtf is going on here ?
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>>9795274
What's the story here?
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>>9795359
Paint. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIvtuLOJTtY
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>>9795205
Cute loli
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>>9795206
Or just throw it all on the trash because it's fucking Breyers
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>>9795192
I figured it was in case she might have been injured.
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>>9795565
Quinoa belongs on the floor.
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>>9795188
Alcoholics of /ck/ are crying right now.
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>>9795228
>that wet floor sign
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>>9795441
Women were a mistake.
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>>9795176
>that hand on the chest
>g-gotta play it up or they'll yell at me!
>FUCK YOU I AIN'T PAYING FOR ANY OF IT!
Gas her.
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>>9795192
maybe don't half ass your job by stacking it on such a rickety piece of shit that the entire thing falls over just because aunt judy bumped her fat arse into it while she was turning the corner
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>>9795228
horrified.jpg

Someone had a horrible goddamn day and we're not talking about product loss.
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>>9795221
genius way to disguise sharting in markets
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>>9795221
>>9795835
>causally strolling through the mart
>hear an announcement over the PA
>"shart spill in aisle five"
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>>9795467
This is weird. Why all the sticks and shit in the food?
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>>9795718
this is the most devastating one so far
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>>9795891
Those are incense sticks, which suggests that this food is a religious offering.
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>>9795891
In parts of Asia they leave food out for ghosts to eat. The red sticks are incense
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>>9795311
Cornmeal or salt is what i use
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>>9795915
>>9795922
imagine having to cook for gordon ramsays ghost someday...
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>>9795192
Looks like the shelves weren't bolted together at all.
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>>9795173
what the fuck is this
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>>9795699
>Cooking so poorly that you summon a portal to the underworld
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>>9795928

IT'S FUARKING RAWWR BOOOOOO
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>>9796022
kinda lucky that it landed directly on a plate when you dropped it
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is this the /ck/ equivalent of ruined orgasm?
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>>9795689
The one stupid fear that's always in the back of my mind is right in front of my face
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>>9796083
are you sure that just isn't some pretentious deconstructed molecular gastronomy shit?
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>>9795582
there's definitely a giant spider in there
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>>9796042
too much carbs
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>>9796083
This looks like it could be artwork.
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>>9795718
was that his only hot dog or something? fuckers cost like 25 cents
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>>9795811
it definitely wasn't secured properly. her cart isn't even headed in a direction to knock it down anyway
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lol good thread

laughed more than expected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMF3bwMMVhU
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>>9795467
These are offerings to the dead, retard.
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>>9796160
Yeah I remember being in highschool.
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>>9795192

I assumed she was the queen of pasta.
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>>9795274
Why is Putin driving the truck?
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>>9795582
It's a trap.
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>>9796149
that's a big rat
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>>9796191
>>9796192
>>9796206
What's the most kino mass shooting in a shopping center?
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>>9795188
80% of those bottles are fine
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>>9796218
I'd so be grabbing frozen pizzas without super-damaged packaging off the road.
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>>9795274
do you eat paint
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>>9795221
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>>9795317
camel toe
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>>9795228
As someone who has spent a lot of time cleaning up spilled food product, I cannot even begin to fathom how I would go about this. You have every worst possible scenario.
1) Large amounts of broken glass
2) Product that has spilled underneath shelving units
3) Surface edges that cannot be moved
4) Godawful liquid product that will not easily absorb into a mop

I honestly feel for that person
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>>9796333
Also, the sheer size of the spill
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>>9796333
>>9796337
Thinking about it, I'd probably try going about it like you would a gasoline spill. Use buffers to prevent it from spreading further and sprinkle it with kitty littler, then shovel it into some sort of vessel and throw it away.
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>>9796333
Honestly seems like a good day to quit.
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>>9795228
I've worked in super markets and have had to clean up a fair amount of shit. I would flat out refuse to clean that up. Get a professional in.
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>>9795274
Please share the video link kek.
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Why are these pictures so painful?
Some of them literally make my cry
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>>9795294
And nothing of value was lost
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>>9796042

isn't this from that short where a guy could not stop spawning food from his body?
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>>9796333
you would start with a metric fuck tonne of cat litter to soak it up.
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>>9795164
shit i wonder if they would even bother to stop me if i walked up and grabbed one
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>>9795285
thats something my mom would do
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>>9796272
glass bottles fine ha no
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>>9795155
When Eric swore that the backbone of the secret Big Mac sauce was dirty rainwater he chronicled his tests for proof. This was the last photo he ever took.
>>9795182
That's one way to get extra rocky road in your rocky road!
>>9795194
What you're looking at is the latest $200 spa treatment fad in which meatball enzymes are used to revitalize your skin.
>>9795228
I believe Gordon's instructions were "hot pan, olive oil" not "cold linoleum, olive oil"!
>>9795211
The grocery store's good intention to offer free apple sauce to crawling tots was largely offset by the injuries caused by the broken glass.
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>>9796665
Here’s your (you), but that really wasn’t that funny. I applaud your effort, though.
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>>9796665
>anon auditions writing captions for the wall street journal cartoon section
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>>9795285
5 second rule
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>>9795394
Fukken lmao
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I don't have a picture but I was making a burrito the other day and it wouldn't wrap properly so out of frustration I punched it, it exploded all over the kitchen and I broke a plate.
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>>9795228
a few bags of absorbent powder would soak that right up. mop and bucket once you get 99% of it up and the glass safely bagged and binned.

trying to use a mop on that as is is just retarded though
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>>9795571
>McArabia
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>>9796042
What happened here?
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>>9795173
wtf i hate australian bitches now
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>>9796446
This is a sadness
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>>9796147
Bar S are closer to 10.5 cents each.
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>>9795311
set it on fire
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>>9796665
Sorry, Jimmy Kimmel rejected all your lines. Better luck next time.
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>>9796468
Goodnight, sweet bird.
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>>9796364
Damn, an entire $28 of product loss
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>>9795274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6v5WnKRqt0
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>tfw you're so bad at cooking you can fuck up simple southern poverty food

I have no idea what happened to this cornbread.
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>>9796191
...drag it over to the bandsaw and go to town
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>>9796930
It looks like it's growing breasts like a 12 year old girl
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>>9796930
could be alright. usually you put the fat in a hot cast iron skillet then pour in the batter and bake.
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>>9795228
That reminds of when I was working in a restaurant

>end of the night, go to take my end of night shit
>hear yelling, finish up and come out
>while the cook was draining the oil for filtering/cleaning the fryer I guess the container thing had shifted
>dropped about 10+ gallons of hot oil ALL OVER THE FLOOR
>(h)OILEE FUCK
>don't have absorbing powder or whatever so start at it with broom and shop vac
>start dumping flour on it to try and clump it up
>owner calls after about an hour of this wondering why the fuck the restaurant isn't shut down
>sends me home so she doesn't have to pay me

That kitchen was rank kitchen Katsu for a while
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>>9796272
retard
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>>9795173
Jesus Christ seems like metaphorical cancer is spreading faster than its literal counterpart these days.
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>>9796712
How meta that the only funny caption is the caption for all of the captions.
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>>9795238
>all the piss and manjuice bacteria on the bottom bun

America sheds a tear
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>>9795471
Did they excavate that from nagasaki?
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>>9795922
I hope they're ok with bugs eating it instead.
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>>9796804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiXddSB-juU
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>>9796174
Lower left fights fire with water.
Upper right fights fire with a fucking laser.
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>>9797116
>Did they excavate that from nagasaki?
Turkey I think
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>>9795922
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>>9795228
Get a bunch of Greeks to mop it up with crusty bread.
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>>9795969
Shelves usually aren't bolted together, they just have teeth that lock into place
t. ex kroger employee
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>>9795915
interesting, im guessing this is chinese? im korean and we do food offerings to our ancestors (aka on days our grandparents passed away) but we just have the food on a table in front of a small makeshift altar that has a photo of the deceased and incense sticks next to it, say a prayer and then eat the food ourselves
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>>9795598
underrated post.
someone used to post a picture "food hack" about turning your toaster over to make cheese toast. It would shoot the toast out on the ground though.
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>>9795389
What was that before it was spilled? The world's saddest cassoulet?

>>9795415
The meat looks undercooked anyway.
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>>9798005
not OP but it looks like they were going to put candied yams into the oven and dropped it or something
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>>9795228
Few bags of cat litter or a wet vac. Jesus that's the worst one though
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>>9796161
Who has to clean all that shit up?
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>>9797226
The broken glass just gives it a bit of extra crunch.
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>>9796256
hahaha no it isn't. the street rats in NYC are like the size of fucking guinea pigs
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>>9796939
now i wanna fugg it, thanks anon
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>>9797226
Haha good luck trying to get Greeks to do any work
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>>9796870
This is legitimately way funnier than that post
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>>9796502
They probably would not. They can't sell them in shop anymore, at least that is the law in EU. Two times a truck had dropped shit near me, once watermelons and few years later joghurts. In both cases people were free to take shit.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
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>>9796008
underatted kek
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i hate how little (you)s you get on /ck/

worst fucking board.
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>>9795173
Women were a mistake.
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>>9798326
kill (you)self
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>>9798005
>The meat looks undercooked anyway.
Yeah they didnt even bother to skin it
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>>9795305

this was after the tsunami-earthquake wasnt it?
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>>9795317
>>9795441
>>9795644
>>9795718
>>9796376

I love the "contemplating where my life went wrong" stances. Utter defeatedness.
If you hate someone, rather than fucking them up just buy them a meal and drop it on the floor.
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>>9795383
arigatou obama-san
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>>9796938
was my thoughts as well, looks like it's salvageable
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>>9798267
already posted, faglord
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>>9795173
There must be a final solution for the roastie problem
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>>9795182
>Breyers remorse.
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>>9795689
I love how the lid completely destroyed the range hood on its way into the ceiling. I feel like some kind of crime-scene analyst trying to work out exactly what happened.
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>>9796665
Anon tests his comedy writing on /ck/. It doesn't go well!
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>>9796665
I laughed at how honestly bad those jokes were, seems like the sort of shit my dad would say.
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>>9798153
The ghosts eat it, duh.
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>>9795479
Mayonnaise section. God bless America.
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>>9795173
Why is this a thing? Who benefits from this? People are baking cakes just to dump them while their friends look on and scream like a bunch of seagulls fighting over bread.
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>>9795182
I used to love breyers rocky road but in the past years they seem to have changed their formula from just dairy, sugar, and flavors to 100 item ingredient list and then the taste changed drastically.
Whats a good brand to get now boys?
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>>9798825
turkey hill
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>>9795342
Lol
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>>9795383
That looks like it was a cute bento that someone put a lot of time into.
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>>9795422
This
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>>9795441
I one dropped half a Papa Murphy’s into the oven and it landed on the heating element still all soft and doughy.
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>>9795624
That makes me want to line my new trunk before anything happens.
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>>9795699
Someone’s Instagram post of how to make your own lava?
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>>9796191
Rip momokun
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>>9796022
>>9796079
I don’t think that’s a spill. The title is spills and disasters - and this is a filet mignon well done.
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>>9795164
>light beer
Nothing of value was lost
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>>9796152
What is this? It looks like BBQ sauce smeared all over the road.
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>>9796218
It’s not delivery...
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>>9796191
only in Germany
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>>9796904
Underrated
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>>9796008
kek'd
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>>9798890
>filet mignon well done
That's a disaster.
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>>9795194
the fact it was the photo was taken like that proves ti's jsut an autist staging some "disaster" for massive facebook epeen
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>>9795494
the smell must be horrible
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>>9795399
You just got ayy lmao’d
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>>9796665
>>9796665
>>9796665
>>9796665


who are you?
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>>9795228
>>9796974

As somebody who has dropped 20L of hot oil on a rough concrete floor this gives me PTSD
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>>9798887
ayy
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>>9798864
what's this from?
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>>9795644
What a horrible body
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>>9799449
our name doesn't matter, what matters is our plan
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Is this a kind of weird fetish?
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>>9795176
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>>9795173
Wod ze fak
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>>9796333
>spent a lot of time cleaning up spilled food product
At some dumpy third-rate place that doesn't have a commercial grade spill kit, obviously.
Step 1: Dump a fuck ton of kitty litter on it.
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>>9796328
Damn, Howard Stern looks like THAT?
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>>9796191
>cases of Becks on the side

Perfect snapshot Germany kek
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>>9796453
I can tell just by looking at this monstrosity that it's one of those god-awful Costco pies. Disgusting.
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>>9796256
For you.
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>>9799829
>Donkey kong danmaku
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>>9795274
I thought it was mustard.
>pans slowly to the man in the cabin.
I lost my Fuxking shit there.
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>>9795228
This pains me to look at.
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>>9796665
Did you hear what happened to the anon who told to many jokes on /ck/.
He was destroyed!
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>>9796218
Where I'm from we have trucks that carry chickens from place to place. One of those trucks went around a roundabout to fast and flipped, opening the cages and releasing hundreds of chickens out on to the street. It was a pretty amazing sight.
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>>9795342
>It's still good, right?

top kek
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>>9798134
This. I'd just clean it up like i did the time I accidentally tipped a full oil pan. Cat litter to soak it up, shop vac that up, then use some type of solvent to take care of the slickness.
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>>9795176
>finger foods
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>>9796191
fresh beef
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>>9800239
lol
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>>9796446
It's still good it's still good
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>>9797102
If America was a person they would be disgusted by the mistreatment of the burger like it was blasphemy, then they would pick it up and eat it anyway
"*burp* not bad"
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>>9795699
What did it used to be?
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>>9795394
Is this loss
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>>9800326
Sugar, someone was making caramel.
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>>9800289
holy fuck that game was a mistake.
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>>9800337
We get this about once a week from some gomer not watching where he is driving.
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>>9798825
Depends where you are. I personally wouldn’t recommend Turkey Hill. Honestly the Kroger brand “Private Selection” somehow beats all the other ice creams. Alternatively, Publix brand is great too. But Blue Bell i think tops Publix though I don’t remember by how much. I think I would take any one of those over Dreyers/Edy’s, Breyers, Tillamook, Turkey Hill, Umpqua, etc.
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>>9799063
Yes, that was my point. Someone else referred to it dropping on the plate though, as if it were a spill.
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>>9795173
Gendercide when?
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>>9799747
Probably. Maybe OP finds most of this fap-worthy.
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>>9800252
That would be pretty neat to see a bunch of chickens just flap around and then waltz off.
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>>9800289
Is this some kind of joke book for Minecraft or something? Some ironically unfunny joke book?
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>>9796083
racists plz go
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>>9800457
It's a real Minecraft joke book. I actually got one of these """"""""""""""""""joke""""""""""""""""""" books when I was younger, and they really are this bad.
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>>9800462
*bullies you*

pfft nothing personnel, kid...
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>>9796032
>>BHT Paint thinner chips where they should be, on a laminated floor
Nothing of value was lost
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>>9796420
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1059773/
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>>9798326
I’ll hand out (You)s freely! I’m sick at home and don’t have it in me right now to do much else.
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>>9798864
That would probably make me feel so terrible I’d cry about it.
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>>9800473
They were clearly trying too hard to milk the franchise and apparently whoever got it for you either never opened it before buying or has a terrible sense of humor. Or maybe like an old grandma who has no concept of what Minecraft is other than “some game her grandson plays and therefore thought the jokes would make sense to you.
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>>9800479
I really despise antifa
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>>9800760
You know that's not a real account, right? I doubt you care though.
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>>9796665
cringe....
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>>9800387
ALL THAT SODA
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>>9796008
lol
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>>9795689
winner. thing of beauty. always keep an eye on the pressure cooker kids. how did this even happen? no safety valve? sheered off the lid locks? the way the down force caved in the range, beautiful.
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>>9795205
In reality, all that stuff was what was on the floor under the shelves.
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>>9795173
and all of these bitches will just leave it there making a giant fucking mess
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>>9796333
Walmart overnight maintenance here.
Lay out some flat cardboard on one side as a mat. Start scooping and bagging/boxing broken glass. Rake out and sweep up smallest bits of glass. Bring out scrubber machine. Use vacuum to get up the majority. Empty scrubber. Scrub and vacuum the area thoroughly. Drizzle Dawn dish soap on floor. Scrub and vacuum again. Done.
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>>9795155
Pick up the containers and throw them away. Leave the food for rats or a bum
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>>9795317
>run a hot bath
>get a bottle of cheap wine
>order a pizza
>tell waifey to relax and clean up the mess
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>>9795342
>when /ck/ gets a peel and oven brick, and thinks they can cook professional pizza
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>>9795383
Senpai's bentooooo..... uguuuuuu
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>>9795415
NO KITTY THAT'S NOT KITTY FOOD!
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>>9795506
Chili or drunk girl shit herself after a drunken night of clubbing?
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>>9801220
Inside of vacuum now has a coating of oil. Manager has to throw it away and buy a new one. Your stupid ass is fired and unemployed. Done.
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>>9795571
That kitty is like.
Fuck you nigga I'm hungry. Haven't eaten for days and I ain't lettin your bitch ass take this pizza from me.
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>>9801284
Fascinating.
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>>9797947
I tried it once.
Basically what happens is the cheese melts.
But toasters have those wires that press against the bread. So the cheese melts against those wires so when you pop the sandwich out, you get gooey cheese spilling everywhere
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>>9795644
>crocs
She deserves it
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>>9795689
lol holy shit. I saw this a couple times before but never noticed the lid was Captain America'd into the ceiling.
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>>9796256
Nigga that's a small rat.
Big rats are bigger than your forearm
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>>9796304
I'm right there with ya
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>>9796453
I once dropped a freshly backed chicken pot pit on my foot. Did not feel good.
Thankfully I didn't have to go to the hospital or anything.
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>>9796304
>>9801312
You know the two fatasses in the lower right are hanging around for that very reason, just praying the officer looks away for a minute...
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Does it count if it was spilled on purpose?
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>>9796304
imagine when all the rats get a whiff of the pizza.
That stretch of highway is gonna be rat armageddon
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>>9801337
What find upstanding young people
I'm sure they will be a net benefit for society in their lifetime
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>>9795274
That yellow bastard
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inb4 black jokes
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>>9798892
if it was light why did the truck have a hard time carrying it? checkmate.
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>>9796114
Back to gif you go
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>>9800330
o shit
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>>9795467
>>9797641
Chinese people do it indoors too, but when it's outside it's usually at the cemetery.

Also
>dat condom in the background
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>>9801638
does anyone clean this shit up or
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>>9798005
>hes never made andouille and marshmallow casserole
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>>9795285
looks dry anyways
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>>9801613
jesus christ, is that mucous?
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>>9800788
Doesn't matter you dicksuckler. The account posts the same exact fucked up "logic" that the real antifa does you faggot
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>>9802354
Mad you got hoodwinked? It's ok Diabeeto.
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>>9795374
Thats on the ttc
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>>9801337
Basketball americans were a mistake




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