What the hell do women see in this fucker?
>>145714039Idk about women but I see a femboy
>>145714039He's shy and has a cuck wife.
>>145714039He's loyal and sweet to his wife, he's a guitar player and singer who sings cute songs for her and he's also a badass weapons expert
he's taken so that makes him more desirable to women
>>145714171They really pushing that way
>>145714293Forgot pic
Shares a voice with Zim, who is very popular with autistic women
>>145714039Yaoibait
>>145714302I’m not your faggot!!
submissive and breedable
>>145714286FourthPBP
Sounds like Daggett from Angry Beavers.
>>145714039
male feminist that canonically eats pussy well or whatever
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>>145716562>>145716622>>145716885>>145716656You ain't a true man unless you are willing to crossdress for your wife
>>145716903Sounds like faggotry with extra steps
>>145717164It's not gayIt's advaaaaance
He's a dude who likes taking it up the ass but he's attracted to women. That's it. He's a pathetic man with a functioning dick who is easy to dominate basically a living dildo
>>145717528>a living dildoThat implies he at least penetrates anything, he's a walking onahole.
>>145714039Bowtie and Invader Zim voice, thats an instant win for most women
>>145714039>womenthey are busy lusting for alastor, you are probably thinking in self inserter incel cucks
>>145718029Who WOULDN'T insert themselves in Moxxie? He's built for it.
I NEED A HERO
>>145716157Got news for you anon:The Challenger just blew up
>>145714039Loona says it in the pilot episode. Moxxie is "Easy to Manage". In other words It's easy for Millie to get him to do shit she wants instead of him having a spine or backbone to do whatever he wants to do.
>>145714178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyZhLQW7qVs
>>145718579giwtwm
>>145718649>In other words It's easy for Millie to get him to do shit she wants instead of him having a spine or backbone to do whatever he wants to do.I don't think I've ever gotten that vibe from them. It's usually Moxxie dragging Millie along on some bullshit. Millie is the agreeable one.
>>145714039>What the hell do women see in this fucker?Settling material
>>145719414Moxxie or Loona?if you say either is fine, I will hit you
think they got the guts to do a moxxie loona short?
>>145714039Imagine him but woman then you will get it
>>145720421Based.
>>145718188>That bulgeUNF
>>145714039heh
>>145714286It’s insane how consistent this is with girls. Why do they show little to no interest until you’re taken? Some even get off on the prospect of getting you to cheat
>>145721013It adds value to you. Even if they can't see it at first, if you have a girl dating you then there must be something that they can gain.
>>145714039Because they all wanna have sex with Richard horovitz
>>145716903But he didn't crossdress for his wife. He was put in charge of the mission and he chose to crossdress and try to make teenage girls jealous of him instead of focusing on the job. But the teens fell in love with "Millard" instead.
>>145714039I thought this thing is a girl
>>145722361He might as well be
>>145722361The people making series also think that considering how often he's dressed up in woman's clothing and being so emasculated that his dick is about to fall off.
>>145714039Canon big cock and generous lover.
>>145718029I self-insert as alastor the most.
>>145714039He gives 'cuck me,' femboy, push over and he hardly any to backbone energy which makes a lot of women want to protect him
The new ‘retro’ themed Halloween merch is ass.
>>145723223still would
>>145723223Good lord how horrifying
He's pan because he's a fucking weakling.
>>145714039I like him because he is the only character that isnt an asinine spaztic. What is up with american media and the need for a character to be an eternal punching bag?>>145720421Every male character in hazbin/hellava works better as a women because they are all effeminite homos. Moxxie has the major bonus of being elegant and kind. He is top tier wife material.
>>145723223those pins suck, but there was some good designs in the drop, most of the stands and keychains were decent
>>145714039He's cute, loyal, and submissive.
>moxxie torture episode while millie is getting a great time for how awesome she is>millie is the one who needs support, not himAm I the only one who think this episode exist to actually mock moxxiefags?
>>145714039i dont think anyone mentioned the 'goblin with a huge cock' archetype but he fits fo sure
>>145714039He's already taken. Thus...
>>145714039It really is a shame how a character with potential like him got turned into some pathetic gay loser who only exists to get humiliated and emasculated in every single episode he appears in.
>>145725240>gay loserhe has a wife
>>145725286What use is a wife if all you do with her is get pegged, crossdress, and be molested by other men?
>>145714039He's a professional killer who's wife has him pussywhipped. Thats every woman's dream.
>>145720421I'm sure people will find a girl being verbally abused by a gay boss just as funny and relatable
>>145725322People like you actually emasculate and humiliate him way more than the show. Like you pick one thing and hyper focus on it. You took us from "his wife sometime pegs him" to 'he has never fucked her'. Some with the reason of your posts.
>>145725689>A-actually, being pegged and dressing like a woman multiple times makes him MORE manlyWhat kind of cope is that? I don't need to exaggerate anything. Remember when there was an entire episode about him being dressed up like a bride and being married off to a man? Like he's a woman?
>>145725741">A-actually, being pegged and dressing like a woman multiple times makes him MORE manly"I never said that. That's you, you decided that it's going to be if he's not manly he's an object for ridicule>What kind of cope is that? I don't need to exaggerate anything. Remember when there was an entire episode about him being dressed up like a bride and being married off to a man? Like he's a woman?And there you go again. Women LIKE that he is a little girly. These are the same woman that self insert as his wife who is a little manly. People like YOU push this as degrading WAY MORE than the show. You are obsessed with degrading him. That is the entire point of my last post. That's what I am trying to say. And not only did you fail to miss that (and assume I was defending his masculinity) but you than proved my point.I don't think you are going to get this post either. You'll just get even more confused and make up some other idea in your head and than accuse me of thinking that.
>>145725818>That's you, you decided that it's going to be if he's not manly he's an object for ridiculeThere's a difference between "Not being manly" and "Being a sissy who gets fucked in the ass by his wife"Again, how do you respond to the fact that ther are not one, but multiple episodes centered around him being dressed like a girl?>You are obsessed with degrading him. That is the entire point of my last post. The point of your last post is retarded, because literally none of what i said is a lie. He gets pegged, he dresses like a girl, and he gets forced to become a bride for some random male. This is not 'headcanon', this is simple fact of WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SHOW.
>>145726170WOMEN LIKE HIM CROSS DRESSING YOU GIANT BABBOON. THIS LOWERS HIS VALUE TO YOU. IT RAISES HIS VALUE TO WOMEN WHO WANT TO PEG HIM. YOU ARE THE ONE SCREAMING ABOUT HIS MASCULINITY, THIS IS YOUR ISSUE. THEY DO NOT WANT A MASCULINE MAN. ROLLO TOMASSI IS YOUR GOD. NOT THEIRS
>>145720421Every time I see genderbent M&M I’m just reminded of pic related.
>>145726284So you admit he is, in fact, a gay loser?
>>145726300>Has a wife>Regularly has sex with her>They like each other(You) "Yeah well I don't approve of his wife's taste in men. So he's a gay loser."If Moxxie was physical there would be more women chasing him than you will ever get. You're the loser to them because you aren't peggable.
>>145726415>gets pegged>crossdresses>is forcibly emasculated by other men I'm sorry anon, but he is objectively gay.
>>145726284You need to watch less porn.
>>145714039>Honest>Loving>Supportive>Genuine>Capable of extreme violence yet still holds moral valueIt's pretty obvious anon. It's in part his relationship, but it's ultimately a combination of Bonny & Clyde and the Adams Family.
>>145725741most men aren't insecure like you anon
>>145726585Most men don't wear drag to impress pre-teens and get pegged. Its not a matter of insecurity, its a matter of faggotry which you and Moxxie have in spades lmaoRemember he had a whole episode dedicated to him being an insecure little pussy because a bunch of kids didn't think he was the shit.
>>145721013It's not a gender thing, I've known guys who were into stealing women. It's a competition thing, they enjoy getting one over on someone more than they care about the sex or person specifically.
>>145726680>>145726436Have you ever had sex with a woman?If not you are even gayer than Moxxie.
>>145726755>A-actually, being pegged is MANLY>You're just INSECURE>When i crossdress and get fucked by a piece of plastic, i'm being MANLIER THAN YOU!!!>YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GAY!!!!
>>145726755>Have you ever had sex with a woman?Yes. >If not you are even gayer than Moxxie.Not being sodomized makes you less gay.
>>145726806>>145726824You didn't had or will have any sex and you are brownStop being annoying faggot(s) Is he gay loser? No because he have heterosexual sex with his wife so he isn't gay and he have work, he is a experienced killer and his wife loves him so he isn't loserQuestion and thread closed
>>145727331Seething because you're into butt stuff lmao
>>145726755lollmao
>>145714039I'm male and I get it.
>>145727361Why are we even arguing about cartoon creature? Anyway >s-seething!!!!! You are into butt stuff! It is not I who weirdly obsessed with peggingI accept your surrender negroe
>>145727484You're the one who melted down over your pegged little faggot husbando being called gay lol
>>145728878This thing is hideous.
>>145714039It's refreshing to see a husband-and-wife team who genuinely love and would fight to the death for each other while keeping the spice alive in the bedroom.
>>145717679Where can I find a male wife like this who isn't actually just gay?
>>145731709Oxymoron
>>145731709You're looking for a "tomboy", they exist.
>>145716903What if you willingly genderbent yourself for your wife?
>>145732333Why are you marrying lesbians?
>>145732550It's all according to keikaku, anon.
>>145721013It's sort of a vetting thing.If you have a gf then it means there's something good about you, so good in fact it must make up for your flaws.Kind of like going to the restaurant that has a line outside over the one that is empty because if people are willing to queue then it must be good.
>>145721013Women want to things from men along orthogonal axes: a reliable provider, and a good dicking. Unlike men, finding out whether a potential mate can offer both requires legwork.Women tend to trust the judgement of other women due to their social nature and tendency to clique. When a man is taken by another woman, provides for her, and she is loyal to the point that shes not looking elsewhere, it's often fair to assume he's providing and laying good pipe. It's way easier to just go for a steal and leverage the work of group approval than to gamble on your own.Then if we straight up start talking homewrecking for homewrecking's sake, there's fetish angles and layers to man stealing. By committing this act the homewrecker may literally be doing the equivalent of financially ruining another chick by taking the victim's provider away and throwing her back into the dating pool a bit older and with used goods status. It's deeper than sexual humiliation and can get way more complex than the cuck/bull stuff that men ruin each other with due to how our societies are structured.
>>145714039Not a woman. Never seen a second of this show. Night with Loona got me into him. I've built up my own personal notion of what his character is and I think he's hot.
>>145721013In fiction plenty of male characters are only ever shown having a romantic, loving, or tender side in the context of interacting with their SO when they are canonically in a relationship. Just being possessing that side to their character gets attention for fanon shit when most other male characters you just have to make do with headcanon and imagine how they'd be in a relationship. I know I have a few characters i particularly like more just because they're established to be good/experienced partnersIrl no shit homewreckers and fetishists exist. The milk man, yoga instructor, Jody, etc stereotypes exist for a reason. Some people get off on the idea of what they can't or aren't supposed to have
>>145714039He looks like a girl
>>145714039Not a woman but I think RAPE
idk about this dude but i can tell you why i want to have passionate animal sex with zim:-he is small-he is angry and loud and confident when he has no right to be-he is insecure when he shouldnt be-voiceif this dude has any of these qualities then he will be beloved
>>145735167Clare, it's been 20 years, you have to let it go.
>>145735232idk who that is
Can I not buttfuck his wife instead, she is literally sixty percent ass.
>>145735918Nah, she's 20% ass max.
>>145735918Anal is kind of gay
>>145736362Only if you're the one getting pounded in the ass.
>>145736386Or if you're pounding a man in the ass. Millie's all woman though, so pound away.
>>145736362>>145736386"anal is better" is a depopulation psyop. There really is no ass as good as a welcoming pussy.>but anal is tighter!yeah so is your hand if you deathgrip. Tighter does not ALWAYS equal better. That's not to say anal isn't good sometimes though (under the right conditions- IE douching) Honestly, try to find you a woman who can do both. You'd be surprised how many women are down for it.
>>145736468>There really is no ass as good as a welcoming pussy.True, I was just pointing out that anal sex with a woman isn't gay.
>>145724577This episode exists to give Millie "characterization" after Vivzie admitted that the scripts for season 1 only had Blitzo and Moxxie in them and Millie is the ultimate third wheel
>>145737304>characterization>does nothing>everyone falls in love with her for no reasontruly a fine characterization indeedpretty sad since moxxie did more that episode still
