>"It's hard to keep a secret, especially when it's such an important one."
Bump if you're reading.
>>146436695Oh boy, time for the legacy character issue.
>>146436702Bump because I'm reading!
>>146436739>jobs to a mobHe's such a jobber...
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
That's it?
>character is called Black Cat>make her blackBRAVO NOLAN
>>146436732I know that pose
>>146436759>So, y'wanna fool around?WELCOME BACK, MARY JANE WATSON
>>146436772He's OUR jobber and as Mr. Neg explains >>146436764 it was more of a last ditch effort to get the hell out of dodge because he did not want to go fisticuffs with Peter.
>>146436773>Owen StacyInteresting. Any easter eggs in this lineup?
>>146437127>Our jobberSpeak for yourself. My jobber is an orb in a constant state of suffering.
>>146436768>Felicia on the cover>only appears on a single page where she doesn’t even say anythingGood issue otherwise, but that’s disappointing.
>>146436782Ben's a real nigga.Peter's OP Sec was genuinely shit though. Jonah definitely knows too.
>>146436702Bump
>>146437178There's a lot said with just her body language. She's clearly not thrilled.>>146437119Best girl.
>>146436721Kek>>146436768>Black Cat on cover>Only appear on one pageBruh. She cute though.
>>146436732>Webs up her mouth tooFuck me that's actually hilarious.
>>146437174When will Benom finally get his chance to shine?
>>146436764>It took him less than a minute to defeat my menPETER BROS, WE ARE COMPETENT AGAIN.
>nothing ever happens: the comicCome on, where is ACTION?! Epic fights, villains doing villainy stuff, heroes doing heroic stuff, etc. Is it even a Spider-Man comic, or is it a "people just keep talking for 20 pages" slice-of-life comic?
>>146436739>>146436746Wait. isn't his suit made of programmable nanomachines? How the fuck are people tearing it? How the fuck is it still torn hours later?
>>146437462He replaced it with a spandex suit two issue ago since he didn't want Iron Lad or anyone else to track him down or remote control it.
>>146437462He switched from Benom to a Spandex-Kevlar composite suit after turning down the Iron Spider suit Otto made
>>146437346Judging by the summary of the next issue, he's probably going to sleep-walk using Peter. Either that or I'm burning Hickman's house down.
Black Cat is like the Psylocke of USM lmao.Who is doing these solicits? 50% of the time they are wrong.
>>146437408PS4-accurate spider-man beating up Negative goons here we go
>>146436788what's the point of having a debaged hummer EV just pasted like that on the panel. It doesn't even line up.Doesn't strike me as something Pete would drive either, even when he's loaded.
>>146437409>Come on, where is ACTION?!Shonen mind virus strikes again
>>146437824Speedreader-kun.... >>146436786
>>146436768Fellas, would it be fucked up to ask the light skinned girl I'm dating to dress like Felicia for me?
>>146437925No, unless she doesn't like cosplays.
>>146436768>clearly does not want to be there>dollars to donuts that's a wigShe's gonna fold the second Spider-Man drops down in front of her, just instantly walk away from all this shit, wheelchair dad or no
>>146437979To be Peter's second wife...
>>146437979You think she even had some proper training? 'cause the idea of Walter bringing his civillian daughter out of the blue because he didn't want to lose his seat is just too damn funny.
>>146437995She got no idea her dad was an international super thief, he rolled into her apartment with that zorro mask on and she didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
>>146437991Third wife actually!
>>146438052Stop it.
>>146438058Nah.
>>146438020The best part? Her costume is a her dad's old costume.She has to live with the fact that her dad was stealing shit and whipping guys in a tight yoga bodysuit while speaking like some swashbuckling phantom thief.
It feels so weird to be genuinely excited about a new Spider-Man comic for the long haul againNice to see that Ben isn't cluelessMakes me wonder how long it'll take villains to clue in on Peter's identity due to being a sloppy vigilante
>>146437954Bueno...
>>146436695Finaloy a good comic to read
How close is Ultimate Ben to what we know of 616 Ben?
>>146436748kino
>>146436721>quips back at annoying woman shitting on himIt's so simple, yet apparently an impossible endeavor for 616 stories
>>146436768seeexxxxx
>>146436748I miss this Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson.Not the post clone saga garbage
>>146436759I hate marvil for ruining 616 Peter and Mary Jane and i Praise Hickman for bringing them back
>>146437834These people would hate Kinnikuman, SAO and Iseshit were a plague in the industry.
>>146436768I want to put my penis inside (actually) Black Cat's vagina.
>>146438052>>146438077why are you like this?
>>146436785>sixHarry, MJ and 2 kids, Tony and ???Gwen? Fucking Maker?
>>146436759The Whore of Babylon
>>146438058>>146438077Fuck off.
>>146438687Otto.
>>146438711Otto doesn't know yet.
>>146438591I hardly think peter getting assaulted by a mob is something one should give credit to hickman for doing.>>146436739
>>146438730I was sure Harry said Pete's name around Otto. Or maybe the AI count.
>>146438711>>146438730Ben. He's counting Ben since Ben just then told him
>>146438865where is the ball autism test dot jpeg
>>146438930I'm guessing it's the family, plus Harry, Gwen and Otto.
>Ben>MJ>Harry>May>Richard>Peter GPTEasy
>>146438966Forgot Tony.
>>146438966Wouldn't Gwen also know since Harry knows
>>146436739People forget that he doesn't want to hurt civilians and pulling away too hard might couse them injury
>>146438983No. Presumably Harry didn't tell her since Peter wants it a secret
>>146436732It's probably just a coincidence, but it's rather satisfying to see Peter make fun of Mister Negative's man bun, considering a certain infamous character also has one.
>>146436739I knew this would happen I just knew it. *sight* this where things start to go downhill for USM.
>>146436768Fisk is talking like he didn't fail to nab Spidey either
>>146436732>Mocking man bunthe 616 fag editors wont like that Hickman mocked paul
>>146438966>>146438983>>146439031Has to be Gwen. Harry told Peter he tells her everything because she has the right to know everything as his wife. Pete trusts them so he's probably okay with it.He's definitely more okay with Gwen knowing than Otto
>>146436732What if Peter himself goes bald?Every issue is a month. A month is enough to crumble a man's life. From one issue to another with no explanation he has a massive bald spot
>>146439141Piss of with the spam retard.
>>146439433What if..... Peter Balder!?
>>146439460Not funny
>>146436759>>146437119very rare, very based
>>146439474I know........
>>146439568Then cut the crap will you.
>>146439460pest Thor useing Balder to roast Hulk please
>>146439639
>>146439709whoops its Thingthank
Put the fucking suit back, Peter.
>>146436768Where's her boobs?
>>146439883They went in the hair.
>>146439436Not spam go away Polack you don’t understand English.
>>146436714And the villain arc for Otto starts now.
>>146437546>Sleep-Walk issue>Santa costume coverIs Benom gonna steal Pete's body just to go around handing out presents and being an all around nice guy.
>>146436721This is the most Spider-man Spider-man that's Spider-manned in years.
>>146436724I don't think you know what legacy characters are
>>146436773There are repeated names. I'm too dumb to know if any of these are specific references.
>>146439883Stop objectifying women. They shouldn't have big breasts. Big butts are fine to obsess over though because stop asking questions
>>146436785This conversation is making me wonder.Does this Peter have Spider-Sense? I can't remember if he does.
>>146439799Big talk for a dead guy.
>>146436759AH MY EYES, A WIFE CASUALLY SUGGESTING HER HUSBAND THEY SHOULD HAVE SEX, IT IS CURRENT YEAR DO BETTER MARVEL!!!
>>146441184>Somewhere, Harry rejoice
>>146441104He does.He stated he didn't feel danger when Harry protected him from Black Cat
>>146436702Readan
>>146436759OH NO MUH RELATABILITYYYY
>>146436759This Peter has sex, I can't relate to him now.RUINED FOREVER.
>>146441507>MC has sex>oh no the fans can't relate anymoreWhat did spider editorial mean by that?
>>146441540Can't fault them for knowing their audience at least
>>146441555If anything it's more reflective of editorial, they aren't getting laid so them seeing Peter having sex makes them seethe
>>146436739Why is nobody mentioning this being a callback to the scene from Spider-Man 2
>>146436739>>146437061Same>>146441100Where's her butt then?
>Peter has sexIT'S OVEROWARI DAI'M MELTING
>>146441748It's true. He has sex with Harry.
>>146436746I want to suck MJ's toes so bad bros.
>>146441683More like traced, I want my Chechetto dammit
>>146436695Thanks for storytiming
>>146436782This Benis great
>>146437409Entire severals of things happened this issue, including Peter suiting up to fight crime. Things happen in this book, and are allowed to stay happened. That’s more than I can say for 616, where literally nothing happened since Dead Language and the Death of Ms. Marvel.
>>146436732>prison rape jokeWelcome back peter>>146436759>horny mjWelcome back mj
>>146438573Well they were good until the reboot and then again in jms.
>>146439883Mj got all the boobs.
>>146438700Schizo are you just angry that 6160 MJ likes Peter better than 616 MJ likes Paul?But when you think about it’s obvious!>is actually married to Mary-Jane instead of just rooming with her>has actual children instead of fakes created by his dad>has better facial hair and no manbun>has an actual job and an income>has birth certificate, valid ID, and Social Security Number>did not murder billions of people by accident>tries to go out and help people as a superhero instead of staying at home and having MJ do it for him
>>146436732I knew it, he is a menace!
>>146439141They won’t like that USM is going to be ahead on the sales charts again.
>>146440995I mean if you're getting TECHNICAL Black Cat on this universe is a legacy character if you're using the logic her father was the first
>>146443098I joked about that when she was first announced. “They’re replacing Walter Hardy with his mixed race daughter??? They’ve gone woke!”
>>146443045USM, The Flash and ABSOLUTE Batman
>>146443187I'm pretty sure the Flash isn't selling that well
>>146443235Once Absolute Flash comes out, see Wally going full Peter Parker with uncle barry
>>146442663>>146437409It’s like these dudes forgot that ASM threads have been bombarded with Nothing Ever Happens ever since Wells’s run left everything hanging and Kelly’s run is doing the same. It turns out that banging your action figures together like a chimpanzee or a Polish guy isn’t enough to qualify as a thing happening.616 Peter had an extended chase and fight with Tombstone stretched for THREE FUCKING ISSUES and it turns out nothing actually happened, Lonnie isn’t going to jail and never even had to go out and murder his kid, he was just being retarded.The whole thing was pointless and retarded, Zeb Wells made a battle where Peter had to stop a deranged father from murdering his own child and I felt nothing. The stakes were nonexistent because Tombstone never needed to do this shit and would probably have gone to prison if Peter didn’t stop him. It turns out punching and sound effects mean nothing when it’s just slapped together for its own sake and deliberately ruins its own drama.
>>146443393What is it about Ultimate that causes the schizo to seethe, stamp his feet, and insist that nobody is allowed to have any fun?Is he a Marvel intern? No, because he only speaks Polish and has to use Google Translate to talk at us. He literally can’t even read the comics why the fuck is he so angry about comics he’s literally incapable of reading? He got floored last time when people mentioned that Norman Osborn was back as an AI because Norman Osborn’s return was conveyed entirely through green text bubbles that the schizo was incapable of reading because he can only look at the pictures and guess based on what we’re saying. He’s got no idea what’s going on and has nothing to say.
>>146443477I guess its why he want his superheroes punching someone: that's only thing he can understand.
>>146443714I hope someone punches him. He won’t understand anything else.
>>146443722His parents probably did so daily.Oh, who am I kidding. He has no parents, a pig coughed and he fell out.
>>146443765Based Norman insult.
>>146436768>Black Cat looking like she's only doing this because her dad begged her to but the embarrassment of standing in front of her dad's pals in a spirit halloween getup is giving her second thoughtsI will forgive the bait and switch of having her on the cover but only show up for one panel.
>>146443722>>146443722Stop spamming and being off-topic you moron. That only kills the thread more quickly.
gay
>>146444307off-topic idiot.
>>146444329no you are
>>146443979>I will forgive the bait and switch of having her on the cover but only show up for one panel.I don't and I don't think it is wise for hickman to do this. If he keeps this shit up then he will soon be washed up.
>>146444348Get real man.
>>146436695Bump
>>146444369What do you know? You don’t even speak English and can’t actually read these comic books.
>>146444878You really are dumb as fuck the more you spam the more you kill the thread. it's no wonder eveybody prefers other thread s aside from spider-man.
>>146436732Rape quips are a bit much for Spider-Man aren't they?
>>146444938Not in hickman's eyes anon
>>146444938Maybe but, it’s only oblique and it’s nice to see him have some edge. It’s not saying something like:>>146444931I hope you get raped Gwenschizo.
>>146444958Hickgods, I kneel.I’m so glad the X-Men fags were retarded enough to spurn his vision, now he is ours. Now he belongs to us, the Spider-Man fags.
>>146444938There's some inspiration from Raimi-Man, so expect a lengthy rant with some choice words when he encounters this universe's Black Cat.
>>146445003It was just an example of an inappropriate quip versus a more appropriate one like Peter made. God, don’t get mad at me I was just continuing the conversation geeze louise do you have anything about this issue you’d actually like to talk about or are you just going to saber rattle about how we should all be banned before the jannies delete your posts and you ban-evade yet again?
>>146439433He’s too old to go bald, usually his hair would start thinning and hair-line would recede by now.
>>146436759
>>146436721kek
>>146436732>webs the woman's mouth shutlmao
>>146445035I suppose I could go on twitter or discord and chew out hickman for him being stupid enough to make felica black I hate race swapping.
>>146443098>I mean if you're getting TECHNICAL Black Cat on this universe is a legacy character if you're using the logic her father was the first616 Felicia's dad was a master thief as well.
>>146436759She definitely wanted to be webbed to the ceiling.
>>146436768That Mysterio outfit is bitchin'.
>>146445149False.
>>146445182Hhis body kind of resembles of that being a woman
>>146445127You should. Link me when you do.
>>146445185No it’s true. You aren’t able to understand comics, schizo. Sorry. Maybe go on Twitter to talk about how you despise black people at Johnathan Hickman.>>146445212I hope Mysterio is a cute girl who has sex with Harry!
>>146445185What's wrong with a wife wanting to be webbed up by her husband for ceiling nookie?>>146445212Maybe it's a female Mysterio.
>>146436732>People are gonna love you in jailIt's so refreshing to see him actually be funny again.
>>146436759>>146436759C'mon Peter, a 20 minute quicky wouldn't hurt, if a rando gets mugged while you are busy so be it, you can't save everyone.
>>146445519Too quick for his new stammina.
Bump
>>146436721Bitches love Spider-man pose.
>>146446096Yep
>>146436759Why can't he spare 15 minutes to fuck her wife? He needs a shower anyways
>>146436759best MJ ever, not surprising though, imagine the sex positions a guy with super strength and endurance, super flexibility, and the ability to stick to walls can do
>"Peter.....I NEED a third child. C'mon, let's make it a hat trick. A trio. Please, Peter. I'll even bet you if its a boy or a girl. At least one time on the ceiling, Peter!"
>>146436796>White-washed Ultimate Nick Fury?O.o
>>146436759;_; wives that initiate are amazing.
>>146436759This peter FUCKS
>>146445837Quick enough for her, he can get off later.
>>146447010He's not gonna swing around with a redhead milf caused hard on
>>146447582That’s why he’s plainclothes obviously.
>>146436759> peter gets his abilities and the suit and suddenly MJ is hornier x1000 every other issueGIGA BASEDIGABASED
>>146436695I was enjoying how niggerfree this version of spidey was, finaly giving the white man it's place of honor and glory. Sad to see it go like this.DROPPED.
>>146436732Neo Ultimate Peter just became the best Spider-Man for openly hating fat annoying bitches.
>>146445182I hope it's somehow 616 beckAgain.
SPEC BOOK THAT WAS BAD SUPPORT YOUR LCS BY BUYING SOMETHING ELSE
>>146448380Retard
>>146436759That's all it takes, huh? The comic can be shit, but if the protagonist is married and his wife wants to fuck him, it's all good? The big 2 could have been making very easy money all this time.
>>146448380Or you could just not support your local shop.
>>146448417worked with Tomasi Superman
>>146444938It was a different time.
>>146448417The more the character get abused by the writers the more the comics when he get a good life will be liked, it's that Easy. If I were a writer I would do that all the times
>>146448640you really need to find a better translation app
>>146448417Hickman took the easy and obvious layup everyone else was too retarded and stubborn for.It helped that it was a good issue though.
>>146448275No wonder Gwenschizo fucking hates this book.
>>146448380Your first sentence is gibberish.
still reading but>Why does Walter Hardy need nose tubes? he got pushed off a building, isnt the wheelchair enough? Nose tubes are usually when someones like terminal, is it just to make him look old? kek>kek at the lady in the bank telling pete to shut up, she almost has a point>the kids had a thing after schoolwho is watching them? Its clearly not Ben and Pete and MJ dont have friends that we know of besides Gwen/Harry>MJ telling peter she's scaredhonestly she should be. also how does peter explain the wounds to ben . and does mr negative give people he mind controls powers because otherwise how could they do damage to spider-man to the point of ripping his suit? also why didnt he just bail instead of staying to take a beating
>>146449074it's just used if you're not getting enough oxygen but can still breathe relatively normally, broken rib poked through a lung and he's not breathing right maybe
>>146436785>SixMJ, the 2 kids, Harry, Gwen, Doc Ock what about Tony Stark?
>>146436759marvel editorial mandate Peter can be married to MJ but NO SEX
>>146448667I don’t use a translation app and refuse to actually learn english
>>146436786>because they;re evil and someone has to stand up to thatdidnt harry say something very similar?
am i the only one who thought we would get a with great power rendition here? I know that at some point something bad will happen and Ben is raising all the death flags but I would be ok with him just living for a long time in this series because when the fuck will we ever get Uncle Ben that isnt just meant to die? I think he will die but I hope they keep him for a while.
>>146438478not
>>146449278We already got "with great power" from Harry in issue 4
>>146449074>who is watching them?Ben’s malewife Jonah.
>>146436732>silence woman Kek and it’s still less misogynistic than 616
bendis USM was better tho
>>146449709Nah. Objectively no. Bendis’s USM had all the issues of this book writ even larger, with fewer of the good points.
>>146449159They have 2 kids to they had sex at least twice, checkmate marvel editorial.
We get it, there's not enough child porn in this comic for you.Shut the fuck up already.
>>146449168Based, i hope whatever third world shithole you crawled out of gets nuked to hell.
>>146450173Fuck Gwenschizo.
>>146436721Kek
>>146449727I generally don't trust anyone trying to claim Bendis' USM was better than this. either it's the nostalgia-goggle wearing 00s fanboys or the BND shills trying to tank the book in vain
>>146441683>>146442075>>146442075It probably is traced but I'm gonna headcanon that it's a callback>original scene is peter being carried as a hero >this scene is peter being carried by people forced to be villains there's a LITTLE pottery in there.
>>146436759>>146436748so she's just a cunt no matter where. checked.
>>146451079>can't even read the dialogue and understand what she's sayingAre you retarded?
>>146451183How is that even a question at this point?Is Lassie the dog a rough collie?
>>146451079>MJ being worried about Peter>"Must be a cunt"It must be hard to not understand english.
>>146437408It's like he's an actual man or something. Like a Spider-Man. God damn, for all the decompression this book can be a delight.
>>146451583>God damn, for all the decompressionIts not as bad as the first USM. Peter took like 5 issue to become a superhero.
>>146451639Kek. Yeah I remember how that was just Bendis writing for trades.
I like how every covers depict NeoU Felicia as this confident cat thief, but in the actual issue she is like "WTF am I doing here?"
>>146441571Zeb Wells sure wasn't, and his writing of Paul shows that>>146448417>well-written, good marriage is part of what makes a well-written, good comic a well-written, good comic>contrarian faggots act like that singular piece is the entirety of the wholeeat shit
>>146448417>Interesting takes on not only Peter, but also on Harry, JJJ and Ben.>Merged the stark tech into the Spider-man mythos in a far better way than the MCU.>The humor did not miss so far.>Great antogonists so far, extremely likeable and punchable.>Not only one, but TWO bromances.>And yes, the family is cute, problem?
>>146436702My copy came in the post today so I'm gonna bump this. Messina isn't a bad artist but I really wish Checchetto was on the book more often. It's odd that we're not even a full year in and the main artist has already had to take a bunch of fill-ins, but I guess that's modern comics for you
>>146436759SEX!WITH MILF MJ!
>>146450254First world country, sorry
>the only hater of USM is a fan of Paul and Zeb Wells>he bragged about raping children and now everyone calls him the Polish Child Rape Guy>he can’t even read the dialogue in comic books because he uses Google translate to communicateBros the only person who hates this issue is a gay and illiterate Polish pedophile???I think the jannies should just delete his posts and ban him, he’s never on topic, has no idea what’s going on, and just sort of trundles in to act like a rancid faggot. I know his favorite “tactic” right now is to squeal like a pig and threaten reports over off topic and spam whenever his bullshit is called out, but seriously, we lose nothing if the Polish Child Rape Guy gets all his posts deleted.
>>146443797Spider Man 2 vibes
>>146452212Even if that singular piece was the only thing that mattered, that’s not the own they think it is. That means all Marvel needed to do to get something on par with Krakoa for Spider-Man was being the marriage back. Bing bong it was so simple!
>>146436768>Ultimate Felicia's big debut>a single speechless panelBRAVO HICKMAN
>>146453254It’s what she deserves.
>>146453578I like how her visible unease is drawn. A lot of showing without telling again.
>>146451079>MJ is worried but understanding and horny>cuntWhat?
>>146455211This guy is pretty well known at this point, but he only speaks and reads Polish and can only communicate with us by copy-pasting our posts and his responses into Google Translate.He can’t do that with the dialogue in these comics, because he can’t highlight and copy/paste into an app. He can only type it out one character at a time in English, and get a really faulty translation out of it before posting his equally faulty response in English that he’d back-translated from his native Polish. In a dialogue heavy scene that’s even more impossible to do manually.The dude basically can’t read any comic discusses here. He has no idea what’s going on or what is actually happening. It’s why he’s never on topic, and all his statements have nothing to do with the issue itself. He really ought to just be banned, frankly, not because he’s annoying but because he’s literally incapable of discussing anything written in English, has no reason to be here, and is incapable of staying on topic.
>>146436695Hey, why is Black Cat b...bla...you know...
>>146455120You just know she is a complete normie in this timeline.
>>146455460There was a price that had to be paid for turning Nick Fury white again.I don’t think you’ll see the creepy Polish guy furious that Ultimate Fury has been race-swapped back to white though!
>>146455513I think she’d rather be breaking into museums and grabbing jewelry and paintings, not being a mafioso for her dad and his weird friends.
>>146455460Blatantly fat in the butts?
>>146449074When someone takes a nosedive from a building, the injuries can be brutal. Here's a lowdown on why those nose tubes may be critical:When your head hits the ground, your brain can get seriously wrecked. We're talking traumatic brain injuries(TBIs) like swelling, bleeding, or a skull fracture. When the brain's in trouble swallowing and breathing, a struggle. That's where the nasogastric(NG) tube comes into play. This tube runs through the nose right into the stomach, ensuring the patient gets the vital nutrients and medications without having to lift a finger. It's the supply line that keeps the body fuelled up for recovery.Now say the spine took a hit. A fall from that height can shatter the spine, messing up the body's ability to move and, more critically, to breathe. Enter the nasotracheal tube. This tube runs through the nose down into the windpipe, keeping the airway clear and pumping in the life-saving oxygen. It's the ultimate lifeline, making sure the patient keeps breathing even when their body's down for the count.Next up we've got pneumothorax—a fancy term for a collapsed lung. When the chest gets hammered hard enough, one of the lungs can give out, making it damn near impossible to breathe. The nasotracheal tube steps in again, managing the airflow and delivering that crucial oxygen. It's like having a top-notch breathing apparatus essential for keeping the patient alive.Lastly, if the face or neck got banged up, we're looking at potential airway obstructions or an inability to eat normally. Severe facial or neck injuries can block the airway or make oral feeding a no-go. That's when the NG tube steps up to ensure the patient still gets the nutrition they need while the nasotracheal tube keeps the airway open and the oxygen flowing.So while a wheelchair is key for movement, these tubes are essential for keeping some patients alive and stable. They make sure the body gets what it needs to survive and start the healing process.
>>146456428Thank you, doctor anon.
>>146456428It’s kind of wild how many working professionals lurk Spider-Man threads. I’m family Med, but all this checks out and this guy has a lot of acute trauma experience.
Maker bros, I think we have this one in the bag
Stupid question, but how did the ultimate universe come back. I thought it was destroyed? Maybe I got it wrong and confused it with something else?
>>146458332it's a different universe that Maker went to and fucked up in the past so he could be in control
>>146458332Wasn't it Franklin rebuilding destroyed dimensions and stuff? Idk
>>146453578What she deserves is a young white man to get her pregnant, like all women who look like her
>>146457623Probably not.
>>146458332it was back in venom where the maker in 616 used venom to transport himself to 1610 where it was a destroyed hellhole and the ultimates were missing. then in ultimate invasion we ignored that to have maker make a new ultimate universe with blackjack and hookers
>>146451079Technically she's a bitch.
>>146460588She's not even that in the pic the pedo posted.
>>146440916>DECEMBER>Benom realizes it's Christmas>Takes over Mary Jane in her sleep.>Murders all of the Sinister Six using the insanely complicated technology it has making each death seem accidental>"I did good.">Go home>Goes to sleep>Christmas Morning>New York is on fire because all hell has broken loose due to the power struggle that happened overnightIt won't happen but I'd laugh
>>146461855BenoMJ
>>146449159the more I think about ASM and the more I read USM, the more perplexed I am. Like i can't comprehend what editorial's vendetta is about Peter and MJ's marriage, it's such a weird hill to die on cause everyone else has already accepted Peter and MJ as Marvel's Lois and Clark. The decision doesn't come off as a bunch of savvy business men trying to cast a very wide net, it's more like a bunch of sad, middle aged divorced men making a pity party comic where the hero is as sad and pathetic as them. Like I can't comprehend the thought process here who tf is this for?
>>146462772They want the comic to be when htey were kids when they werent married.
>>146452732>but I guess that's modern comics for youit sucks. i dont know any artist that can do more than a few issues without a break. meanwhile artists in the past could go years easily
>>146456428someone watched scrubs a little too intensely
>>146463072Julie best girl, Elliott a shit
>>146462772if they let Peter and MJ be married in 616 the boomer retards still buying the book will finally be satisfied and theyll stop buying it. The longer Marvel keeps them angry the more they will continue to buy the book. I wish i were joking
>>146462772>>146462956ThisThe people in charge of the main book are part of the cohort of guys that grew up in the 70s who derailed comics as a whole upon reaching leadership positions.Basically every issue in modern comics from a pure character perspective comes from these deeds undoing 2&1/2 decades of continuity, because the mid-late 80s and all of the 90s began a process of modernizing comic characters including things like a shift to legacy characters and varied portrayals. Because of this when these dudes got into power they basically scrapped anything they deemed to be excess to reestablish the "Iconic" versions of the characters, which only became iconic because they pushed the 70s versions so hard in the 2000s. Like the only one that is consisted to be generally a good thing is the Green Lantern reversion, and I don't think making Hal the main guy again is worth the derailment of the rest of the industry's overall narrative arcs.
>>146463088>Julie best girldating retards is considered abuse in most cultures>Elliott a shitSeason 1 Elliot was her best look. Also the JD Elliot romance was kind of shit its funny JD "no way fag"s her early on but after that there's no real rhyme or reason or desire for them to be together yet in the final season they're back together because its a show and they have to be.
>>146463123>dating retards is considered abuse in most culturesit's ok when you're also a retard
>>146463109JMD's spectre was kino tho.
>>146463109So what gives with characters being written way off from how they were in the 70s if the goal is resembling the past?
>>146463193Flanderization is one reason.
>>146463091rage bait cannot be a sustainable business model
>>146463367marvel refuses to admit that you're right
>>146463109>>146462956See, that just comes off as a bunch of losers who get mad when their toys are being played with the wrong way so they break them and ruin it for everyone else. How the fuck does Marvel or Disney not pull rank here? Especially when they have the USM numbers?
>>146463404Disney doesn't give a single shit about how well the comics are doing, since they're ultimately just a piddly little pile of shit next to what the adaptations bring in
>>146463508Disney cares, but in certain situationsCase in point: Secret Empire. The PR on that was so bad that Disney had to also step in to do damage control and it likely became one of the reasons Alonso was forced outWhile current ASM has been getting extremely bad PR it hasn't quite hit that level yet for Disney to step in
>>146463367>>146463380Thing is, it really isn't sustainable. Most fans angry at it bail and don't buy any other Marvel books, or other comics outside of Marvel. The ones staying behind are completionists or speculators or variant cover buyers, so it gives a distorted understanding of how well the sales are really doing. You wonder why comics did extremely badly during the late 2010s/post-COVID era for a while, it was because they got so used to pissing off the fans and getting money for it that they didn't imagine that it'd whittle down the actual audience down to dangerous levels
>>146463404Yes
>>146463193Because that was the impetus in the 2000s, what we have now is the distorted versions of the characters as viewed through decades of spite and their own ideas.
>>146463343Tldr
>>146464478You know how on The Simpsons they overdid the religious part of Ned Flanders at the expense of how he's supposed to be a neighbor Homer is jealous of, turning Ned into the kind of right-wing Christian that the Simpsons writers would hate?In Spider-Man's case it seems like editorial (and the writers going along with editorial's decisions), decided "Spider-Man had struggles and bad luck in the old comics, therefore he needs more of that" and that decision resulted in this "pathetic loser" Spider-Man that's way more ineffective than the 70s version
>>146451904>Ultimate Felicia covers up how much this whole situation is freaking her out by acting super cool and slick>all while she's screaming and cringing inside>"Cat got your tongue? What is wrong with me?"
>>146462772Editorial are genuinely convinced that the marriage is and always has been unpopular and ill-fitting for Spider-Man, and that they're doing the right/best thing by continuing to keep Peter and MJ apart through whatever contrived means necessary. This despite the fact that the marriage and MJ in general has quite evidently been widely popular with fans across pretty much every form of Spider-Man media.It all just boils down to the disconnect between the Marvel bullpen and Marvel fans. There's other examples of that disconnect you can find, but this is the main one.
>>146465648Zero evidence
>>146460588And a cheater.
>>146436695Cover clickbait.
>>146466772Wait a second.Aren’t you the Polish Child Rape Guy?
>>146446292Read Spider-Man when they first got married in the 80s. Peter & MJ where fucking HORNY for each other.
>>146466833>The only person on /co/ who hates MJ is a child rapist living in PolandHaha
>>146466954Stop with the false accusations and bullshit. MJ being a couple with paul is canon.
>>146467125I don’t care about Paul. Child rape is wrong.
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>>146467169False accusations are also wrong not a child rapist so lay off the crap.
>>146467174Well I guess the book will have to be renamed to Amazing X-Men.
>>146467125Anon..
>>146448417It’s not about money and hasn’t been for a long time now.
>>146468014nobody cares anon.
>>146467174Gasp.... heroes.... the x-men...... are fighting EACH OTHER?What a startling development..... marvel is breaking new grounds....!
>>146436782good old Ben teaching Peter the ancient art of nondenial denial.
>>146468122Doen't change the fact that 616 spider-man is now DEAD however happy seething spider-man fans.
>>146468301No one ecares
>>146468301Good we’ll read 6160 hehehe>>146467196Why accuse yourself of that shit then? It was weird!
>>146468301No one gives a fuck. I want them to go the extra mile of pettiness. Characters who were supposed to be his friends going "spider-who?" or flat out celebrating his death. The derivative spiders going "thank god he died he was an embarrassment to us, the real spider heroes"I want marvel to drop the facade and admit their disdain for the character for everyone to see. Meanwhile ultimate continues being the best selling book and the retards still can't understand whyAnd when he comes back, put him on Randy's body so Peter can finally be black
>>146452212>well-writtenSince when?
>>146469323Since issue 1, compared to the only available alternative that is ASM! Sorry dude, even by the strictest standards anything looks good compared to Zeb Wells! It’s actually good in and of itself, but when the only other option is utter dogshit it looks even better!
>>146469392I-it’s not fair Paulchads, how can the Peterfags prefer a good book to an utterly shit book?
>>146469392>compared to the only available alternativeHow about older Spider-Man comics? Those are available for comparison.
>>146469413The people have spoken. More people bought USM #10, an issue that mostly focused on Ben and Jonah, than anything else Marvel published. An issue starring two of Ultimate Peter’s supporting characters utterly beat Tom Brevoort’s X-Men relaunch. Best the schizos can do is cope and seethe and bitch about purely superficial issues.
>>146469429Oh, Marvel is still publishing the old comics? Where can I get them?
>>146469429What are you talking about? You're not trying to recommend spider boy, right? It's bad
>>146449727>>146450789Bendis USM was a great blend of action and banter. Hickman USM is like 95% banter with very dull looking action scenes.
>>146469502They're available. If I can get them, you can get them.>>146469538>Spider-BoyIsn't this an ongoing?
>>146469502Pirate them. Don't be retarded.
>>146469586That's just your nostalgia goggles talking
>>146469950That's just your recency bias talking
>>146469960I literally reread it just for you faggots and the decompression is even worse with Bendis.
>>146469838>>146469775Okay, so in terms of new comics that are coming out right now, as compared to old comics I’ve either already read or an get for free at any time, we all agree that if you are enough of a sucker to still by comics, Ultimate is better choice than Amazing, right? Right?
>>146469960I just reread it. Bendis' USM has the same pacing issues except less happens by comparison because Hickman USM is having things happen month-to-monthThat said both have more things happen (and with impact) than Wells ASM
>>146470455Like it takes him six issues for Peter to put on a costume in Bendis, Hickman gave him the powers and suit issue 1.
>>146469586Funny how the guy howling about making Felicia a mullato is shilling Bendis after he killed off Peter Parker and replaced him with Miles Morales. The Polish Child Rape Guy is not consistent! He is rife with contradictions and lies!
>>146470405USM was decompressed, but in one year he gave us two complete arcs. Hickman's USM is just one continuing story with no end in sight.>>146470563I am not that anon, I don't really care about Literally Black Cat. I also dropped Bendis's USM when Bagley left and history showed I made the right call.
>>146470721>USM was decompressed, but in one year he gave us two complete arcs. Hickman's USM is just one continuing story with no end in sight.Yes, and?
>>146470746It feels worse because every issue feels like setup for a payoff that's guaranteed to be underwhelming given Hickman's previous work and superhero comics in general.
>>146470773Issue 11 was great though. I don’t know whst was missing here,
>>146469429>but what about other book?ALL OF THE DAY BRO
>>146471518Anon when people say nothing happened they want every issue to beInto: Bits of character interactionMiddle: Spider find, fights, and defats the bad guyEnd: Thing that movers the overarching plot forwardWhich is honestly a good format for comics we are missing to often nowadays, but is also not the only way to do things.
>>146471703No, it's funnier because it's >but what about other book from decades ago?Like this is the desperation here, they got to say USM is bad but can't bring themselves to admit post-OMD ASM is mostly worse
>>146471898Okay, but all this issue did was switch the middle and beginning parts around nigga. He started with Harry being missing and dealing with a bad guy, had character interaction with MJ, then had the ominous foreshadowing with Ben.
>>146472161But he didn't beat and get Mr.Negative locked up. Harry at least maimed Black Cat to the point of being out of physical activity.
>>146472200Everyone was pissed at Mr. Neg for doing fuck all, with Mr. Neg pointing out that no, if he stayed and tried to fistfight with the nigga he would have probably ended up like Walter.Like read the dialogue mang it’s actually just as important as the pictures!
>>146472200The villain ran away rather than stay and get captured. If you have issues with this then I have bad news about pretty much every single comic featuring the Green Goblin during the Ditko era.
>>146471978The cope is Palpable
>>146469027>Good we’ll read 6160 heheheenjoy while it last by the end of the second year it's will be gone.
>>146472524Didn't you claim it was going to end with #6
>>146472593nope
Real TalkUltimate overall is really good but if it stays good depends entirely and what happens one the maker shows up again.If he shows back up and does fuck all it harms the overall gravitas and concept of the line.If he shows up and does to much it derails all the plotlines the various books have been building up.
>>146467174Please, and allow Peter to abandon an existence of bullying, torture and misery? That would be mercy coming from Marvel, and they don't know the meaning of the word.
>>146472663You did, multiple times. And then you claimed 12 after it passed 6.You lie a lot dude. Pretty much the only thing people seemed to believe you at face value was the time you claimed to be a child molester.
Can somebody please storytime the latest issues of "Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic"?
>>146472803Better left to a separate thread if they do, rather than here.
>>146472799Lol I never said would it end after 6 six issues.
>>146472673>Real TalkReal talk USM is not really that good it really isn't
>>146472803Just go to the website below and add this page to your favorites, it's updated regularly so you don't have to wait for someone to storytime it here.https://readallcomics.com/astonishing-spider-man-infinity-comic-006-2024/
>>146472913Yeah you did! Here's a direct quote from you last year:https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140262018/#140264106
>>146472937Of course you don't think it's good! It's a dialogue heavy comic and you can't even read the dialogue, Polish Child Rape Guy!It has nothing to offer you! You have no reason to be here! You can't actually talk about comics!
>>146472673>Ultimate overall is really good but if it stays good depends entirely and what happens one the maker shows up again.It won't marvel does not care how good Ultimate is they will cancel it anyway just to spite people. Marvel does not care about money
>>146472991>They'll cancel it.Nah, 6160 is the future. 616 will be left behind in the dust.
>>146472962Imagine the schizo coping and seething about a decent Spider-Man book existing, for more than a year. Just try.But you don't have to try anymore. It's happening right now.
>>146472962That proves nothing I am not the only polish guy who posts on 4chan. Besides for all you know it was posted by my sister
>>146472991Cebulski does, it's why he shat bricks and greenlighted Ultimate just months after GODS was underordered.
>>146473035>I-It w-w-was m-muh s-sister!We know it was you.
>>146473035You are literally the only guy who posts like that, and now I'm going to spread nasty rumors about you that you fuck your sister.
>>146473091Gross, I can't believe the Gwenschizo fucks his sister. What kind of degenerates are they raising in that country?
>>146473035You are the only Polish guy who communicates exclusively via Google Translate.
>>146473005lol other writers will start to crap on 6160 once hickman leaves. heck hickman has begun to crap on it himself.Tell me how do you feel about felica getiing race swapped?
>>146473122we all know you are full of shit now
>>146473135I'm fine with it. You seem to be the only one on here who isn't. It really isn't a big deal.
>>146473091>You are literally the only guy who posts like that, and now I'm going to spread nasty rumors about you that you fuck your sister.In that case get ready to get banned here for spreading false rumors, spam and being off-topic.
>>146473153I can instantly tell that you also made the post here >>146473135 even if this was the first post you made in the thread. It's so easy to tell which posts are yours. You can't even hide.
>>146473176But gwenschizo, you spread false rumors, spam, and are never on topic
Why are you still giving him (you) if you can spot him now?
>>146473164You do know that felica fans responded rather negatively to her being race swapped? quite a bit of them had some very nasty things to say about it on private channels.
>>146473220>quite a bit of them had some very nasty things to say about it on private channels.We don't care about discord squads here.
>>146473135>>146473153>This guy is Zeb Wells's only fan>This guy is Johnathan Hickman's only hater
>>146473177Again the proves that could have been posted by anybody in my family. Heck for all you know they use this comupter also,
>>146473220I was on that discord, all we did was talk about the time you claimed to be a pedophile.
>>146473252Does your family know about the time you claimed to rape children?What did they think of that? Were they proud of you?
>>146473242>>This guy is Johnathan Hickman's only hateragain you are full of shit the reviews proves this beyond a doubt. Not everyone is a fan of Ultimate
>>146473257another lie of yours.
>>146473288You're literally the only one posting anything bad about it in this thread.
Can't you guys just ignore him and talk about USM instead?
>>146473277I toldyou they may use this machine also so cut the crap.
>>146473314No.
>>146473331Are you a chatbot?>>146473314I think he's switched out to a chatbot again, he's just going to repeat himself over and over. I'll just report as a spambot and move on.
>>146473363>mfw this nigger >>146473304>>146473351 is stuck mining Polish ChatGPT for his responses now.
>>146437174>Leave him at home>Now, Peter 2 has to watch Peter's happy daily life with his childs and wife.Bruh... I feel bad for the ball.
>>146473390PETER SHOULD JUST BUILD A TINY MJ AND A TINY RICHARD AND A TINY MAY FOR THE TINY PETER
>>146473309Lol for all you know several members of my family may be posting along with me. The only thing spider-man fans have done is provide with entertainment. You poor saps have no idea what kicks you given us
>>146473390This is why 6160 Peter should be brutally tortured for what he did to AI Peter.
>>146473238>We don't care about discord squads here.You should you know.
>>146473403It can also become the family's pet.
>>146473414For what? Giving him life and sentience in the first place?>>146473411Nobody in your fucking family speaks a single word of English? They all have nothing better to do but to post on a comic book board and get called a child molester? This is how you guys spend time? Do you guys also call each other child molesters?hahaha>>146473430I don't
Why doesn't AI Peter just torture the other Peter for eternity? Is he a coward?
>>146473460BUILD A TINY SET OF LEGS AND A TINY SET OF ARMS AND TINY PETER COULD PRETEND HE'S PAC-MAN'S BLACK SON
>>146473483Calm down, Norman GPT.
>>146473504>AI Peter is instrumental in stopping AI Norman"I mean I'm a living ghost trapped in existential hell inside a tiny ball but I'm not going to be a faggot about it."
>>146473500Heh, he could give himself a pair of four arms and he'll become a living version of Peter's logo.
>>146472962Giving a very late shout out to the anon who predicted Ultimate Gwen Stacy would end up with Harry in that thread, god damn.
>>146473472>Nobody in your fucking family speaks a single word of English? They all have nothing better to do but to post on a comic book board and get called a child molester? This is how you guys spend time? Do you guys also call each other child molesters?>hahahaYou still don't get do you we understand english fine we are just playing with you pretending that we don't. And as for the child molester thing we are are having quite a ball with that it amuses us to see you keep posting that shit.
>>146473598Okay. I was eventually going to stop calling you a child molester because I thought it was too mean, but now since you don't mind I'll keep doing it :^)>>146473566LET TINY PETER BE A TINY SPIDER
>>146473537(He's definitely going to be a faggot about it)
>>146473658But he's always less of a faggot than AI Norman, by comparison. And that's what really matters.
They should just kill off 616 Peter, and replace him with 6160 Peter. I like 6160 Peter better he doesn't make deals with Mephisto and he has a hot wife and cool kids and a nice beard.
>>146473647What good will you keep it doing it? first of all that joke has run it's course and by mow it's gotten old. come up with a new gig will you.
>>146473714It's true, his kids are hot.
>>146473716Why?You never do.>>146473594I thought the guys predicting Venom and Ben Reilly were schizos but it shows what I know.Given that the variant covers also showed Spider-Man 2099 along with Ben Reilly and the Symbiote Suit, what crackpot theory with Miguel is going to come true?IS MIGUEL WITH KANG? IS HE FROM THE SAME FUTURE AS AMERICA CHAVEZ AND THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY?
So when will Otto become Doc Ock? Will he use the Spider Armor then?
>>146471518It was yet again more set up. Harry's missing for some reason. Where did he go? We'll find out next issue. Spider-Man has a tepidly drawn fight with Mr. Negative's demons in a bank, all right, more action than usual. But then it just fizzles to an end when the mob goes after him? Mr. Negative doesn't decide to plug Spider-Man then and there while everyone's grabbing him? Okay, comics, I guess, to be continued. Peter has a talk with MJ. Raincheck on some hot loving we will likely not be seeing on-panel. The Sinister Six have a "Rah we'll get that Spider-Man next time!" conversation, set up for a future issue. Peter and Ben have a talk, Ben's grim tidings foreshadow that Peter and his family are in a world of hurt in a future issue. Just not this one. Peter goes to Harry, to be continued next issue.
>>146473777For now he's just going to pose ominously in front of various pipes and tubes, while smirking suspiciously.No wonder Peter doesn't like him!
>>146473800Things happened, and more things will continue to happen based on events that previously happened, and that's horrifying for a lot of ASM bros and Polish people.
>>146473775>Why?>You never do.Just come up with something new will you
>>146473832I don't have to! You're doing fine as you are, and so am I! You'll never change, I'll never change, and it'll be like this forever!
>>146473823all joking aside lots of polish place high value in the old 616 spider-man stories.
>>146473802Otto doesn't like Peter too. How dare he reject that sick spider-armor?!
>>146473823Zeb Wells's Spider-Man being a worse book doesn't make Ultimate a good one. All this set-up is going to lead to a disappointing conclusion just like always.
>>146473135I don't like race swaps, but she's sexy. And her panel was funny, so i don't care
>>146473865It's timeless because my reaction was about the same as Harry's.
>>146473865anon spamming the board only gets one in hot water so knock it off.
>>146473875>MFW Otto becomes a supervillain because Peter rejected the cool armor and hung up when Otto tried to warn him about Harry
Paul needs to show up already
>>146473220Who cares? They are all a bunch of dumb faggots who aren't even her actual fans.
>>146473135Hopefully the next time Hickman leaves won't be as disastrous as the last time he worked in the Ultimate Universe.
>>146473909You never got banned, and I never got banned. It's fine! We're fine!>>146473886Actually it kind of does. I am entirely willing to give USM a pass on my usual nitpicks just because of how incredibly bad ASM is right now. If that bothers you, you ought to write to Nick Lowe, and ask him to suck shit less so a book you don't like can stop eating everything else marvel produces alive.But even then, your argument seems to be that there's continuity between issues and forward progress, and there will continue to be forward progress, and this is bad for some reason and disgruntles you.
>>146473931To do what? Sit around and be boring, like in 616? He's furniture! A fucking appliance!That said it'd be funny if he cameos briefly as Gayle Watson's deadbeat loser ex.
>>146474009>You never got banned, and I never got banned. It's fine! We're fine!Fuck off with the spam
>>146473923Ngl, Otto looked at Peter and thought "mmmh, I should give this guy a grenade launcher"
>>146474054If the jannies take issue I will! But they leave you alone and they leave me alone, so it's not spam!>>146473974I don't know, I kind of like the idea of the Maker getting cucked and malding about it all over again.
>>146474009I like superhero comics with arcs, whether done-in-ones or multi-parters or trade-size, because they deliver frequent payoffs. With this series, there have been no payoffs for nearly an entire year.
>>146474099There's been forward progress and consistent development. Harry and Peter are in a very different place compared to when they became buddies in Issue 3. If you want nothing happening look at ASM. Nigger we've been waiting 2008 for a fucking payoff, it's been 16 years. It turns out Spider-Man fans aren't hard to please, it's just that the entirety of Marvel's editorial team outside of Ultimate are a bunch of talentless fascists.
>>146474099The payoff you want seems to be that Peter resolves all his existing problems and rides off into the sunset before getting slammed with a bunch of new problems. You're not going to get that while the Maker's return still looms over everything for another year, but at the very least they can wrap up Fisk. But you're not getting it yet.The payoff I wanted was MJ finding out he was Spider-Man and just getting even hotter for him rather than less. I got that.We are not the same.
>>146474172You have a one-track marriage mind. Spider-Man isn't about getting the girl, he existed for 25 years before anyone got the notion of making that happen.
>>146474264Spider-Man is about growing up enough to realize that getting the girl doesn't solve any of your actual fucking problems or issues, and just adds more responsibilities to juggle.
>>146473135>Tell me how do you feel about felica getiing race swapped?I feel nothing. This is a move to stop Peter from having a relationship with Black Cat so that he can can continue sticking with Mary Jane.
>>146474291Wisdom
>>146474338>>146473135It turned Nick Fury white again, so I think this was an acceptable trade.
>>146473135I feel good. Peter wouldn't be getting horny over blacked cat when Mary Jane is best girl.
>>146474291>>146474264Not realizing it takes work and effort and responsibility and patience to sustain a stable relationship and marriage is why Zeb Wells got his divorce!
>>146473886>Zeb Wells's Spider-Man being a worse book doesn't make Ultimate a good one.Why is it this kind of argument is always made by the most insufferable pseudointellectuals? Wow, most comics being bad makes this book look better so everyone is calling it "good" in spite of its flaws. Shocking front page news there. Maybe the other comics should've learned to do the bare minimum to begin with.
>>146474046>Ran out on Gayle the moment he knocked her up because he's a manchild who flees responsibility.>Doesn't even bother naming his own kidsThese are all very iconic Paul traits, as intrinsic as his manbun. Make him greedy and willing to get large amounts of people hurt to make a buck and you'll have all the iconic Paul attributes.
>>146474373>It turned Nick Fury white again, so I think this was an acceptable trade.It's not an acceptable trade. Black Cat was sexier as a white woman . Turning her into an nigger downgraded her.
>>146474497I could buy David Hasselhoff Nick Fury doing all sorts of questionable shit in the Global South during the Cold War and being the coldblooded fucking spymaster for his country. But Samuel Jackson Nick Fury is just Samuel Jackson with an eyepatch. Punisher Max Nick Fury was my favorite version of him, or really any version written by Garth Ennis. And Ennis clearly prefers Caucasian Fury too.
>>146474571>Nick Fury meets Gwenschizo IRL after he made those posts about kids on /co/
>>146474571“Global south”
>>146474473Yeah. It's basic human nature for a fan of Spider-Man to compare the good Spider-Man comic to the bad Spider-Man comic and favor one at the expense of the other. It's not rocket surgery, yet all these philosphers of the streets can do is say 'well how does it compare to these out of print issues from the 80's that you've already read, and can just reread again anytime for free???' I like having new shit to read, as long as I actually like it!
>>146474661Best term I have for it because I didn't want to list out Central America, Latin America, the Carribean, the South Pacific, East Asia, Central Asia, the Middle East, and the Entirety of Fucking Africa as discreet regions, because Nick Fury's been fucking around with everyone, everywhere for about a century now.And he's still less evil than the CIA!
>>146474571Lmao.
>>146473647>Spiderman have a spider petLove it
>>146474796>If you are in a country that is less than a solid 0.9 on the Human Development Index, you are fair game for Nick Fury.>If you are in a country that is above a 0.9 on the Human Development Index, you are not fair game for Nick Fury. But he'll still go after you anyways, he just won't tell his bosses about it.
>>146436748>>146436759>maryjeanDisgusting. Just ship her off to Paul.
>>146474903You are the Polish Child Rape Guy, yet again.You're trying to sneak back into the thread, but you are terrible at hiding.
>>146474796>MFW when even the Ultimate version, which is working under the Maker directly as the Director of H.A.N.D., is still less evil than the CIA.
>>146474938This Polish nigga is genuinely convinced that he's some kind of mastermind, and the only thing he's done is convince everyone that he most definitely fucks kids.
>>146474938He's not smart.
>>146474903Why not ship off 616 MJ with 6160 Peter hehehe
>>146442613OK slut
>>146476675Rude!
I ship 616 Peter with 6160 Peter
>>146474734I'm a Spider-Man fan and I don't like either one, wouldn't pay money for either.
>>146477623You’re entitled to your wrong and retarded opinion.
>>146473135>makes the criminal blackseems more accurate to me.
>>146478332See you in a few years when you regret spending $5/issue on a story that didn't go anywhere.
>>146473035What weak trolling. You're such a fucking loser.I hope your parents have disowned you.
>>146478653It already went somewhere. Things already happened. Short of them One More Daying everything like they did in 616, but all the way from Issue 1, I’ve already gotten more out of 11 issues of USM than I did out of 70 of ASM, with more things actually happening.I’m actually happy with a Spider-Man book again and am enjoying it. I can read the previews and get excited for what’s next instead of just a building dress. I know it upsets you. I know you’re mentally ill, and petty. But I like the book and I’m glad I’ve supported it. And part of it is because it’s funny to see you faggots seethe over us liking a book instead of tearing it down. It turns out Spider-Fags were never impossible to please. You, Nick Lowe, and Tom Brevoort were just utter faggots.
>>146478922I hope his parents see the posts where he bragged about being a child molester here.
>>146448417yeah, it was that easy, but nah, marvel editors would rather be incels for the rest of their lives.
>>146479026Literally too cucked and retarded to make the blatantly obvious play to please their biggest fan: a retarded child molester from Poland who cannot read what’s in the dialogue boxes.
>>146473714Ah the old DC Rebirth chestnut. That got ruined too.
>>146478624>>makes the criminal blackSeems more racist to me because Black Cat was not actually black before until nu-ultimate spider man.
>>146479662numbers can't be racist goy.
Shay breakup next issue
May gets raped in the next issue.