Dear Journal,It's me again....Doug.
>>146448497Who? I don't know no Doug.
*scrolls thru the cable listings to find family feud as DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO plays*
>>146448497Roger made me smell his fingers today. He said if I want to see more to wait by the back of the gym. Then patty and Roger looked like they were wrestling, but don't worry I retreated to my imagination as quail man!
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>>146448497>search for silt>0 resultsYou motherfuckers disgust me
>>146448497>I'm still writing in you 34 years after I got my journal>I really don't know why people keep dying and why the world is changing>I'm scared>Thankfully, the New Years is coming and I definitely will make promise on my resolutions next year
Sometimes I scribble addressesToo sloppy when I jot 'emBut anyways fuck itWhat's been up man, how's your daughter?My girlfriend's pregnant tooI'm out to be a fatherIf I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?I'm a name her BonnieI read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorryI had a friend kill himself over some bitchWho didn't want him
>>146448497>The doctors said it wasn't looking good. The cancer has spread to my blood.
do the zoomers here know Doug
>>146448497I was going to ask Patty out on a date but just when i saw her, i saw Patty talking to Roger.I hid from them to eavedrop on their conversation but what i heard didn't sound good.Roger asked Patty to go somewhere "private" with but in my surprise, Patty ended up agreeing to his request.She told Roger not to tell me about it but Roger says he won't "tell" anyone while he gave that bloodcurling laugh. What am i doing wrong journal?
>>146448497>I almost sat on Mr Dink today.>He disguised himself as a couch>Mentioned something about Porkchop and "that rotten womb"
>>146450363Not really, Ive heard of the show but it looked too bland to really catch my interest. I honestly doubt people watch the show or acknowledge it for anything but the memes
How do I begin journaling? What do I write every day?
>>146450363Dag, dog, dey don’t dig Doug.
>>146452365Da doy dought de dasketdall
>>146450363They can't even Doug faster
>>146451241I attempted it many years ago but I had that problem. I don't know what to include, perhaps because nothing notable was ever happening. it ended up being just a list of chores I did during the day basically, and felt like a chore itself so I quickly quit. Doug's life was more interesting.
>>146453342What’s the Doug button do?
>>146454391It Dougs. Obviously.
>>146448497Doug Funny is just Chris Chan minus the online presence
>>146450127>actually look up silt because of this episode>it's the fine clay found in river deltas made from highly eroded sediments building up
>>146454391If you have to ask, you're not yet ready, son
