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At which point does peak human stop being peak human and is outright superhuman?
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>>146450152
find something do to besides hatin
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Bruce in the prior panel injected himself with batnanites to cushion his decent. He planned for the crash
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We LOVE BatGOD
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>>146450152

When you can win a fistfight against two normal people at the same time you're already doing something physically impossible IRL.
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>>146450152
It already is that
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This sequence was really stupid and I loved it.
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>>146450152
>classic silver age craziness
>people hate it
You just hate comics.
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>>146450152
It's about technique, a lot of people don't understand that you can survive a fall from any height uninjured as long as you angle your body the right way and then roll properly.
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>>146451058
The difference is that no one takes silver age shit seriously
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>>146450152
What was the reaction to Batman beating a bunch of white martians because he made a circle of fire around them?
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>>146450152
If Batman were super human, this would have done nothing to him
https://youtu.be/ZYItFfo2ZxA
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>>146451142
People did back in the day
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>>146450152
>>146451158
Preptime
Git gud nerds
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>>146450152
When you're able to fight people that can move at the speed of light
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>>146451336
Stay mad, fastfags.
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>>146451345
Daily reminder that this is the guy Gunn chose to write his DC Universe and is writing Lanterns lmao
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>>146451169
Why doesn't Batman just cut his penis and balls off so that his groin doesn't have a weak spot anymore? If he was really dedicated to crimefighting and avenging his parents then he should cut his dick and balls off.
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>>146451370
King is writing Lanterns? Fml god why
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>>146450152
When it breaks the suspension of disbelief from what was previously established about the characters or universe. Also, when a new element wasn't well introduced and is too convenient for the "plot". In this case, being peak human should mean you're a cheat code, but it's what happens with Batman because DC considers it or his "intelligence" as a super power.
>>146451284
>people
Some 7-10 years old probably did.
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>>146452283
>should
*shouldn't mean
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>>146450489
Nah, plenty of professional fighters have beaten multiple people in bar fights and shit like that. The average person doesn't even know how to throw a punch.
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>>146451096
If you're moving fast enough the air friction alone sets you on fire, and land at an angle that leaves a crater, you'd have to be rolling so fast to cancel that impact that it alone would liquify all your organs and expel them out of the closest available orifice.
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>>146451377
Easy: Castration reduces testosterone levels, which would make him worse at fighting.
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>>146450489
t. bopped
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>>146453565
He can take pills
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>>146450489
>physically impossible
It's a mental game, to be honest. You must first defeat yourself.
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>>146450152
cringe
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>>146453565
>implying Batman is natty
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>>146454317
Nah turns out waller wasn't orginal in her plans with Terry. Someone injected the prototype into both Martha & Thomas.
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>>146450177
>batnanites
I'm sorry what?
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>>146450489
>physically impossible
This just in, Muhammad Ali couldn't beat up two college freshmen.
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>>146454497
Batanites
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>>146451142
No one should take this seriously either.
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When Batgod take over Batman mythos? Was Morrison or before?
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>>146450489
You must be remarkably weak and low t if you think this.

>>146451096
this is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever read.
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>>146451058
>anon has never read a comic older than himself
>still uses proverbial “le zany old comixx“ as an excuse for every retarded thing a modern writer does
This bares no resemblance to the silver age you faggot ass casual
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>>146456951
We had an entire thread for this.
>TDKR
>Tower of Babel
>Morrison Bat epic
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>>146451142
And you are taking this seriously why?
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>>146450152
He was using the glider in his cape in the panel before, that slowed down his descent.
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>>146458882
Slowed down his descent from this?!
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>>146458956
>hn!
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>>146451158
We loved it. Some people questioned why the League would keep gasoline on a satellite, but it worked within the martian lore and kept Batman's skills firmly within the scale of brilliant human.
Don't act like that was comparable to Zdarsky's freefall from space from an exploding space station shit.
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Batman is unarguably just peak human. Captain America is generally what comes up when people talk about "peak human". That's what he is commonly described as but I've seen people argue there's no way he's just "peak human" and that he's actually superpowered due to the serum he took.

I mean Batwank is a real thing but you don't see Batman fighting Thor-level characters unless he has some prep bullshit to justify it like kryptonite. Captain America does that with just a shield though. "Peak human" doesn't stand a chance against Thor. Captain America-wank is stronger than Batwank.
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>>146459262
Isn't there a scene where Cap is holding the Helicarrier to keep it from crashing into New York? Batman doesn't get that wanked.
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>>146459028
It's still three white martians with super powers not even on fire. It's more about fear than making them weak. Morrison constantly made Batman pull off bullshit like that. If he wrote Batman falling to Earth, people would applaud him for it. Here's how it should've gone.
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>>146457014
TDKR isn't Batgod.
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>>146459262
>Darkseid isn't Thor level anymore
New Gods bros...
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>>146454497
nanomachines son
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>>146461258
This was Darkseid possessing a human guy.
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>>146451169
Is that from the short film where a dude ass rapes Batman?
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>>146453548
>>146456972
>what are jokes
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>>146461258
>Thor tier

So Darkseid's sub-jobber now?
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>>146450489
The Ghost of Ip Man possessed me to tell you "唔好再俾人蝦了。"
I have no idea what the fuck that means, because I don't speak fortune cookie. But he's right, 唔好再俾人蝦了。
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>>146454497
Courtesy of Ray Palmer
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>>146463361
Darkseid was always a jobber. It's only in modern times did writers retcon Darkseid into being some super duper Multiversal God of Evil and every other Darkseid you see is some aspect of the main true super duper Multiversal God of Evil Darkseid.
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>>146450489
Eh, you can get lucky and down one in a single punch and then fight the second one normally.
And if you're substantially stronger than the people you're fighting, you could take on 3, but 4 is where I draw the line.
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>>146463476
So you are telling me that a minimum of 4 civilians are necessary to rape an anorexic like the Joker?
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>>146463641
The Joker wouldn't resist, the Joker yearns to be ravished, despite his cries.
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>>146450152
Since the beginning, really. As adaptable as human beings are, capable of a myriad things, they can't be the physical peak of everything all at once. There's a reason that the worlds fastest sprinter doesn't have the body of the worlds strongest power lifter.



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