Is the Unofficial Homestuck Collection the best way to expereniece the comic?
>>146568412yeh
>>146568412Did ^2 update or something? Anyways, yeah it 100% is
>>146568619no, you still have to download ^2 as a separate plugin. so, why is it the best way iyo?
>>146568619from the bottom of your heart, do you care if it updated
>>146568788You don't want to read ^2, idiot. It's not only a spiteful sabotage turned desperate egoist attention grab deliberately still rooted in the spiteful sabotage, it's explicitly all fanfiction. Nothing after Act 7 is canon, by design. The later media all works with what it means to be outside of canon.
>>146569436thanks for the heads-up, anon
>>146568412MOOOOODS THERE'S A HOMESTUCK THREAD UP
>>146570022Snitch
>>146570022so what? where in the rules does it say "no homestuck threads allowed"?
>>146570746thats 4chan for ya
what if instead of Homestuck it was called Homefuck and Dave fucked jade and John fucked Rose for 800 pages
>>146572057Sorry. Too kino for 99% of the fandom
>>146572057>t. karkat
>>146572714this ones been up for a few hours, i dont know. maybe the mods with hateboners are asleep right now?
>>146568568Why?
>>146573682Only other way is the official site and it's straight up broken
I'm convinced I'm the last tavvrisk shipper on the planet. HS people on Twitter/poosky see the ship as 'too problematic, and abusive' and the few active artists and small community in the /aco/ hs generals don't like tavros because he doesn't have any sex appeal. I really like the trope of two incredibly broken people working through their trauma and problems together and slowly learning to genuinely love eachother in spite of their flaws. Also the idea of tavros gaining a bit of confidence and brat-taming vriska through being soft and passionate is hot. similar to that, the trope of a firey and hypersexual girl being humbled and caught off guard by genuine affection, cuddling, and handholding will always be super sweet and one of my faves. A dying ship in a dead fanbase, I feel old despite being a somewhat younger HS fan.
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>>146568412
>>146573877What happened to I’m Good I’m Gone?
>>146575722It's good and gone.
her
no way this is still up. did the cucked jannie die?
>>146578790I killed all Homestuck gatekeepers so the nightmares can brew freely
>>146578825good riddance!
>>146569082Only thing I care about is the day Dave starts dating Aradia, because believe it or not, absolutely nothing in Homestuck^2 actually matters to me besides their time on the ship.
>>146574538the fact of the matter is that if homestuck was written by someone far more competent, tavvrisk wouldve been canon
>>146579391you're saying Hussie is incompetent?
>>146579958Hussie Asher’s can’t be argued with. They don’t actually care about the merit of his work, they just want to destroy anything related to him because he disturbs them, as mentioned earlier in the thread with how mods on 4chan treat completely on-topic threads involving him as well as the people that post in them.
>>146579966*Hussie bashers
>>146579958he was at one point, but egos left unchecked can’t ever prosper. but don’t take my word for it
>>146579122Aradia visiting the dead Dave was a genuinely sweet moment and if I recall correctly, robot Dave would have memories of her during that so take it as you will. There's also Double Death of the Author, an extremely detailed fan adventure where the author takes its own spin of the ending, where Dave & Aradia form a strong bond (and if I recall correctly, Aradia even ends up being the reason why Dave starts being heroic again?)
>>146576045So we’ll never get anything from phoebe anymore?
>>146580085No, she was bred. Like, actually bred. Nothing but a housewife now.
>>146580093Good for her then
>>146575873I will never in my life understand how this ship became so popular. I shit on Hussie a lot but one of the only few things I've agreed with him is the fact that DaveJade is one of if not the most boring ship in the entire series. He's never shown a side to himself he hasn't shown to others with Jade, yet you can't say the same when it comes to Terezi or even Rose. He treats Jade as a John clone but more girly, it just felt like a gigantic waste of time.
>thread still not nukedI can't belive you aren't deadpost (you)r classpect and talk about ithttps://homestuck.net/tools/classpect-quiz/me? i got called a fruity la-la homo by it by getting Sylph
>>146580593How does it feel to have your mythic cosmic destiny be to be a healslut
>>146581119very gay and homosexual, as is everyone who is forced to play sburb, so really, i got the most normal sburb destiny. I could have been a faggot AND get cucked, imagine being Kanaya having that happen to you lmaoAnd also i can make my dong big enough to dickcopter my way out of the game and plot, so clearly I win
Aranea Serket.>>146568412It's basically the only way. Unless you like youtube reuploads with dogshit quality instead of actual flashes.>>146580593Hello Kanaya.
You can't fight the Homestuck, though it's weird and random it's the greatest fandom
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do u think they're letting us have threads to see if we start doing more than posting the exact same dozen-or-so posts every thread?
>>146582045I think they just dont notice them or there's another, more lenient janny currently awake.
>>146569082i like when it updates because we get to have a thread here
>>146572658john x rose x kanaya is one of the rare cases where a triple ship could work
>>146580153
It davejade time then?
>>146582149The face that launched a thousand ships
>>146569082Its heavily implied that all of the beta & alpha kids left in the candy timeline are going to die soon so I want to see that happen just for some form of resolution.
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>>146582192What a horrendously ugly outfit Dave is inI suppose it's all ironic though
>>146580153>He treats Jade as a John clone but more girly,The John, Dave friendship was one of the foundational parts of homestuck alongside Dave & Rose snarking at each other.So why wouldn't a non-gay version of the John Dave dynamic where he acts even more soft and casual not make waves.
>>146582218You're talking to someone who read only the back half of act 6 and the epilogues.
>>146581989she must sleep
>>146582238Whatever happen to PhemieC?
>>146580593Still a Page Of Void. Feels good.
>>146582241To be fair that's the only thing that anyone in Homestuck's dead fandom cares about now.
>>146580593Last time i did this one i got Rogue of Light. Aspect is correct, the class not so much (i'm Maid of Light), more accurate than the test that gets posted on /v/ all the time at least.
>fantrolls
>>146582304Where did everyone go?
>>146582351In 2024? A lot of them died of old age
>>146582345Araneafag, you’re a girl?
>>146582351SA goons that made up most of the pre-act 5 fanbase moved on during act 6.Peak-Tumblr Era fanbase faded out during the omegapause with many of them migrating over to Undertale.Tumblr Era diehards clung on till the Epilogues The Reddit Community was destroyed in the Kate shitstorm (replaced by the twitter users)The Twitter Users started spiraling after the Yiffy reveal and died alongside the OG team of HS2 and the Sarah Z videosAnd the nascent tiktok community was only interested in Homestuck for its pre-social media vibes and moved on when the well of that content was smaller than they hoped.
>>146582351I left to write horsewords.I've written 90k words in the past month and a half, my stuff's been getting popular with them and getting featured and I've never felt so inspired or alive.
>>146582395I’ve heard people say the original MSPA fanbase was compromised of Something Awful goons, but wasn’t it mostly the original Penny Arcade forum audience? I guess they are both equally flecked with normalcattle who pretend they’re qualified old internet weirdos because they listen to Lemon Demon.
>>146582392No. Classes being gender based was retconned. I already once complained about it but luckily you can customize the outfit.
>>146582411That audience is the same thing.
>>146582397On Fimfiction? This late into its lifespan? Damn, I’m jealous, anon. My smash hit was in 2014 and I didn’t even try to top it.
>>146582425It's still pretty active comparatively. I've got even more ones being cooked up and I've been happier than I have in the last ten years of Homestuck, so fuck it.
>>146582441Feel free to share your username so I can read your stuff later.
>>146582452faeforches
>>146582457Thanks.I guess I should clarify that my opinion on bronies has sunk a lot since my now-demoted halcyon days, it’s no different than how my niche interests with regards to hypnotism have driven me away from the fetish’s vast majority of mind controllers. I still really like the show and Gilda is a major obsession of mine to this day.
>>146582511I just joined so at this point I don't really care. I was a Homestuck fan, so who am I to throw shade?
>>146582519I was a brony first and a Homestuck second. The former’s source material has slowly drifted from my life over time, while Andrew Hussie’s catalog and history have slowly grown in pertinence to me to the point they’ve overtaken all my hobbies as an adult. I’d say keep your irons in the fire.
>>146582538I won't. I've been here long enough to know that Homestuck will never get better, ever. And neither will the fan content.
>>146582548I don’t really think it needs to, but it is true that the fandom could cut off the vast majority of normaltards that make most of the fan content and YouTube videos about it and lose nothing of value.
>>146568412i'm about to start jailbreak, then reas bard quest, then problem sleuth, then homestuck. am i doing it right?
>>146582457>nothing but wholesome family shitBased
>>146582596That’s perfectly fine. You could also stand to read everything else he’s done if you want to catch every reference to it in Homestuck, but I only did that as an adult, so do it if you want but don’t sweat it.
>>146582581It definitely needs to, considering how bad it currently is.
>>146582596Cut out the last part and you should be good
>>146582596Only other note is that Problem Sleuth is about 8x as long as Jailbreak and BQ combined, and then Homestuck is 4x as long as PS, so all in all, you’re looking at a double Bible plus expansion pack plus extras experience. Don’t feel insecure about skipping.
>>146582616What else is good in life, anymore?
>>146580153>he treats Jade like the girl version of his closest friend that he sacrificed an entire timeline to saveOkay?
>>146580153Why do people care about ships? I’ve been a Homestuck fan for over a decade and I’ve never cared about ships.
>>146582832every fandom full of teenagers is obsessed with ships, I don't get it either
>>146582845I didn’t care about ships in any of the fandoms I was in as a teenager. I just wanted to put the cute characters to sleep. I was good at it, too.
>>146582174Dave kino
100 posts so far.
Never forget what they took from you.
>>146583092This character makes me wonder if Hussie’s Bionicle influence went any deeper than that one mask Dirk alchemized. He has very strong Piraka vibes.
>>146582866Based of other posts you have made, Buddy you have a malformed sex drive. Most people get off to the idea of characters being in relationships with each other as they either would fell like that characters are good together in a dynamic sense or that they self insert as one to fuck the other.
>>146583159ZzzzzzzSex is boring and empathy is for normalfags.
>>146583168Nah
>>146583132Hussie probably wasn't into bionicles, he'd be too old for them at that point.
>>146583132>>146583199Bionicles are squarely in the "my fans are in the right age demographic and fit the theme of the character" work he was doing with the alpha kids.
>>146583199If adults can enjoy Warhammer, adults can enjoy Bionicle.
>>146583262Yeah but Hussie isn't an adult, he's a manchild.
>>146583285The only reason you or anyone else say these things about him is raw contempt and fear.
>>146583297>fearNobody fears him, but everyone should hate him.
]>>146580153people are giving you shit for this but youre right, dave treating jade like another john doesn't make their relationship unique at all. Maybe its just because I don't like ships in general but that particular one always felt so fabricated
>>146583324>dave treating jade like another john Again, his best friend that he broke time itself to save?Did you fuckers even READ the comic?
I love them so much
>>146583371Ok? It's still not unique, Dave still treats her like a regular friend, and Bird Dave broke time to save everyone including himself and Rose.
>>146583387>Tick-Tock goes god-tier and becomes a Knight Of Time
>>146583371Unfortunately more modern Homestuck fans are starting to infect these threads. Luckily you can legally kill them.
DaveJade is the only good relationship in all of Homestuck, and here's why:Both characters built on each other in a constructive way. Dave's primary issue is that he has to be the coolkid. In most conversations, he's perpetually defensive, trying to prove that he's really that cool. It's only with Jade (and Terezi, I suppose) that he's willing to drop the facade even a little. Yet nobody except Jade (and maybe Terezi, though it's hard to say what level of irony she was operating on) actually believes for a second that he is cool. The fact that Jade accepts it is what allows him to let his guard down while talking to her. She enables him to move out of his shell and become his own person.On the other hand, Jade has enormous potential, but no one but Dave recognizes it. Rose mostly ignores her, except for when she wants a prediction, and John regards her as his silly friend but not a whole lot beyond that. Only Dave sees that, with some help, she could become something far greater than she is, and he dedicates a lot of time to helping her achieve that. Look at the client/server relationships: Rose is pretty hands-on with John, but is more concerned with figuring out the game mechanics than helping John out. Dave pretty much leaves Rose alone after she enters, since he knows she'd find being treated like she can't handle herself patronizing. John doesn't really get a chance to do anything with Jade beyond placing the initial entry equipment. But Dave spends a lot of time trying to help Jade figure things out and get situated.Basically, Dave and Jade compliment and complete each other. No one else in Homestuck has that kind of relationship.
>>146583465retards like you who cater towards a ship that's straight out of disney channel is sad. The only ship for Dave that has ever ever made sense would be Rose as he's willing to openly express himself to whatever he's feeling to her, something thats vital in a relationship while also being something unique to Dave he wouldn't share to others for like 99% of the story. UNFORTUNATELY HOWEVER they are siblings all of a sudden and the ones that still ship them should be hanged so he's left with no one at all.
>>146583509Do people remember that Jade doesn’t actually have narcolepsy? It was Vriska putting her to sleep.
>>146583522>bitter incest shipperOh that explains it
>>146583509I love how this entire post is just a nothingburger of lies and retardation. Dude, Dave focused on Jade during his entry to the medium because he was about to fucking die whilst Jade has absolutely no idea what she's doing. Dave doesn't even drop shit when he's with Jade, in fact he plays it out even harder than he does with any other, because Jade just eats that shit 24/7. John LITERALLY calls him genuinely cool in the birthday gift I believe too. But you know what? This is all still better than Karkat so I don't really care anymore.
>>146583533She's not narcoleptic in that pic.
>>146583533They are the same people that forget that The Condesce brainwashed Jade to make her go Grimbark.
>>146583586>Dave doesn't even drop shit when he's with JadeHe does, but you do you.
>>146583567did you skip over the part where I wish death upon people who ship them retard? truth hurts.
>>146583586He very definitely does act a lot more sincere around her. Old Homestuck was good at subtle shit like that, which is why current Homestuck fans who are all autists can't parse it.
>>146583601How are you failing basic reading comprehension on a three panel comic
The only good "ship" is Karkat fucking all the females, expecially Vriska
>>146583627he really doesnt lol.
>>146583509I like that they make music together. It's cute.
>>146583639Vriska would hypnotize Karkat to be less annoying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8IQC_TqmsY
>>146582246Spotify tells me she released two albums in 2022, so she's doing fine I guess.
Time really does heal all wounds. It's been really nice no longer being personally devastated by how horribly the comic ended. I think I'll always be hoping for a story that can make me feel the way Old Homestuck did, though. I'm well aware that is frankly impossible.
>>146583827Take my advice: don't fill the hole, just find something else.
>>146583834I take what I can. Nothing else will ever be house-shaped anyway. What really made the comic special to me, I think, was its realistic and positive portrayal of online friendships. I had very meaningful ones for about 20 years. Homestuck was the only work I'd ever read that treated them with the depth of in-person friendships, and nailed certain aspects of them. Then, of course, it ended without the kids ever even posing as a team, or having any of the conversations they should have had. Hussie just stopped putting anything into the main characters' relationships. That burned me for a long time, until my own friendships just naturally drifted apart, and I realized friendship is largely a fiction of convenience when one of them chose to block me over reconnecting after they accidentally dialed me over Steam, as if we never knew each other at all, and something similar happened after I made a similar mistake over Discord. It turns out Hussie ended up furthering the accuracy of these friendships when he had them unceremoniously fade away after going through the motions, and who am I to fault him for that?
>>146583391> Dave still treats her like a regular friendThis is markedly untrue and also the John line is an oversimplification.Dave's relationships to the beta kids each has a unique ting to it that invokes different dynamics.For Rose its unending snark between two equals.For John its a close friendship with someone Dave both admirers for being himself and also thinks is a bit less mature than he is. An innocence he admires and respects but does not condescend about.Dave's relationship with Jade is close to John's but with a level of softness that he doesn't have with John the goofing around is done to engage with her on her interests instead of fucking around bro talk. Jade is silly and goofy and that makes Dave smile because it allows him to indulge in a part of himself that isn't all coolkid or him losing his shit like he does around Terezi.The only other time Dave gets that soft again is with post-retcon karkat and in that circumstanc he completely loses his cool kidness that was a defining feature of why people liked him.Or in other words Jade brings out a tenderness in Dave that is still the Dave the audience grew to like. meanwhile on the other side of the coin Dave is Jades only real pairing in the comic and so bring out her romantic side.Of his main ships Terezi is the dramatic pair bonding of people who have been through a struggle, Karkat is traumadumping and comfort on a couch at 11pm, and Jade is the highschool jock dancing with the girl he likes, a smile of both their faces Doo-Wop music is playing.
>>146583925>he completely loses his cool kidness He loses him being funny. Current Dave isn't fucking funny. That's the problem.
>>146583919>I take what I can. Nothing else will ever be house-shaped anyway.People like you are the reason I don’t kill myself every day and I strongly recommend you allow yourself to become a little less cynical towards Homestuck, if for no other reason than the fact that these stealth threads are our main unifying factor for the foreseeable future, so you’re going to be seeing it a lot.
>>146583967>I strongly recommend you allow yourself to become a little less cynical towards HomestuckI gave it far too many chances to be better. You need to be more realistic about what's going to happen to this comic. I'll give you a hint: It's going to stagnate forever.
>>146583967I'm coming around to that. What was there was really unique and uniquely funny. Hussnasty humor never had a successor. I'll probably do a re-read sometime early next year. My last attempt was quite a few years ago now. I never make it past the pages in act 6 where the screen splits and the Condesce attacks as the beta kids enter the alpha session. For some reason my interest very reliably gets snuffed out right there. When I don't even try Act 6 I have a really good time re-reading, but Caliborn was my favorite character, so I gotta.
>>146583925There's literally no way the basis of their entire relationship is because of a single pixel of Dave smiling in a single panel. Dave is soft with Jade because everyone else is pretty much soft with Jade, including John, Rose, etc. That's just who she is and how she can be approached. Jade can't connect with Dave in a way Rose or even John can, she acts like the alternative for Dave for pretty much the entire story, she's treated like a regular friend brother.
>>146583950That's fair, I personally associate the cool kid presentation as being part and parcel with the humor and entertaining part of Dave. Even when he is having a breakdown its only entertaining because its coming from a contrast to his baseline chill presentation.
Pesterquest Jade route was the last gasp of old Homestuck
>>146583998It ended 8 years ago and hasn’t been untainted by the forces of evil for about 13. What we should be concentrating on is individually strengthening ourselves using Homestuck and his other stuff as a blueprint. One of the greatest strengths of Homestuck is the power that lies within Andrew and every other person like him, and the only way you can ever reclaim the glory of those first couple years is for every one of us to pull it out and produce the next generation of media that Psycholonials would have been a part of if Andrew wasn’t still mentally compromised when he wrote it.
>>146584055There is wisdom in this. If nothing else he taught us all what not to do.
>>146584023In this regard that softness is not a matter of how it affects Jade, jade has one viable ship in the comic anyway and that's with Dave, What matters is how that softness affects Dave. And in that regard it makes Dave look romantic while still being the character people liked in the first place.Also I'm not the one who posted about the pixel.
>>146584055The only strength of Homestuck that matters is its proof to everyone that jumbling a bunch of unique characters together and giving them a bajillion character interactions is certain to develop a big fanbase even in a shit plot.
>>146584134The art can even look shit too.
>>146584089Don’t take my elevation of Andrew into a lighthouse of personal progress for us as a massive condonation of him or a recommendation to empathize with him. As I said earlier, empathy is what got Andrew to the place he is now, so having empathy for him is suicide. Our kind are linked by desire, not empathy, so the most effective route is to individually sever our emotional connections to each other (kinda weird that we meet up on an anonymous image board and nowhere else, huh?) and let your desires carry you from there. I guess the only schmaltzy romantic interest I have from that point is the idea that seeing us rise up from our little gutter of misery on the outskirts of reality will re-inspire Andrew to join us with new projects - possibly in secret so he can avoid his employees.
>>146584169Look Hussie is a piece of shit but he was a good artist, once.
Goodmorning KanyeI'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.
>>146584507Happy New Year, Xbox!
>>146584609Why do people draw this shit
>>146584686I dunno but they better not stop.
My nigga is still a champion in my eyes.
>>146584701Dangerously 8ased.
>>146584701WITHOUT YOU
>>146585403Stop looking at me like that!!!
>>146585502
CHUBBY ROSECHUBBY ROSE
>>146585535girls who smoke make me horny
It's honestly crazy just how many creative careers homestuck launched
>>146585576Contrast that with how hard it tanked the career of its author and you might understand a little more what people are talking about when they complain about how fucked up the world is
>>146585590Eh, the gigapause and game is what fucked Hussie over, not Homestuck itself. If he'd concluded the story and then launched a game kickstarter it would've worked out way better (and he'd actually ironically be able to get help from Toby's connections).
>>146585639Toby was using Andrew and was always going to abandon him. And, as we know now, Toby’s “passion project” (people like Toby are not capable of having passion) is stagnating and will never be finished.
>>146584037playing this route after suffering everything that came from post canon is enough to make a grown man kill himselfold homestuck is really gone, the characters are gone, the charm is gone, the dialogue and overall writing is gone. the only parts that have improved with time are the art and music
>>146585668>Deltarune has been worked on since 2012>It's been 12 years and only two of the seven chapters have been out
>>146585722What I wouldn't give to be the big spoon against her and playfully grope her tits and belly.
Homestuck would be cool if bec noir became badass again and hunted timelines for the lamest versions of every troll and human and not only slashed their torsos, but posed their bodies for a cringe collection of the worst visual of their lives he can manage for each
>>146585756>>146585668I actually never played Undertale (I got it as a gift and before I played it the person giving it to me transitioned and stopped talking to me) but I'm aware it made Toby millions in sales. I imagine Deltarune will never really be "finished" because Toby is a retired man with no bills to worry about developing the game entirely for fun now and without any deadline to hit.
>>146584466It is pretty funny how doing simplistic Homestuck stuff for so long crippled his artistic ability (he said so himself). I hope he bears the scars of his monstrosity forever.
>>146585870Toby is the main character. All he has to do is whatever he wants. Our only purpose is to witness it. We were just put here to be his audience. "I went to Sakurai's house and beat him in Smash, so he's representing my OC in the game!" is something a 12-year-old would write in their deviantArt journal as an aspiration, but he lived it. Devouring Hussie's carcass made him a god in flesh. I do agree the godhead is stagnating in this vessel and will likely seek a new one. There's no question everyone on the Deltarune team is hungrily leering at it and intends to make it their own, but who's to say who will get it or how. I doubt very much it will be a violent transference like that previous reincarnation of the divine, though. I suspect Toby will yield it to a chosen successor and fully retire to his dream life as a celebrated composer/game developer in Japan. The Western Zune. The Goblin King of legend who rose out of his cruel master's cellar and made his raiment his own. He has already skimmed the firmament and has nothing else to prove to wretched beings like us. Deltarune being completed would just be a bonus.
MY WAIFE
>>146585722Move on. Trust me.
>>146568412Tldr. If you're reading this post and you haven't read Homestuck, Cascade is the canon last page of Homestuck, do not read any further and you will have enjoyed this webcomic.
>>146586111the only way ill be able to move on is by making something of my own; unfortunately i lack volition. but time keeps marching on and the days are getting shorter. no time to start like today i suppose, and if nothing comes of it the least i can do is say i tried>>146585761best girl no contest
>>146585639One of the things I'd do with a time machine is warn Hussie not to kickstart the game without finishing the comic first (or to seek physical office space in fucking NYC). It cannot be overstated how badly he fucked up there.
>>146568788>no, you still have to download ^2 as a separate plugin.good that shit is beyond cancerous cringe, like thank fuck the literal child molster tranny is gone tho. what the fuck was hussie thinking allowing that creature access to their social media.unless he really wanted to get away from viz media or someshit. srsly why the fuck would you allow some loonytroon to go ohhhhhh womens rights buy my porn its so empower to women yes twitter account mostly followed by minors here take a sneak peek at my nudes if you say anything against this you're a nazi that hates women. if you dont allow a tranny to pray on children to a fucking series owned by viz media a massive company that basically owns all western localized manga.yes have some tranny pray on teens and children . this is totally not misogynistic as fuck this does not mock or degrade women at all this does not belittle women at all. its totally empowering to women for some tranny to pretend its a whore on onlyfans for attention because its totally the most attractive woman in the world it looks completely feminine they're not subverting and mocking the feminine form at all.srsly what the fuck was hussie thinking allowing that creature anywhere near the homestuck social media account after he sold shit to viz. thinking viz would not lose its shit to some tranny praying on minors to buy his porn and how anyone saying this is completely wrong/wtf is wrong with you. would get like over a dozen rage replies how empowering to women he is and there is nothing wrong with this and how they're not a real homestuck fan. a fucking company would totally love this happening viz isnt autistic at all when it comes to sexuality or censorship they have never ''localized'' something because its too sexual taboo or ''japanese''. its hilarous how much damage that creature did to what was left of the fandom. then you start reading homestuck too and magically everyone is gay and or a tranny jade has a dog dick
>>146586114I would argue Caliborn makes Act 6 worth it but never entertain "post-canon" content.
Looks like all the pages from the new part of Karkat Goes to a Convention got deleted. It now ends where the original Convention story ends. Cole's twitter is gone and I'm not part of his discord, so no clue what happened. At least he didn't delete the whole thing
>>146586248fuuuuuck.
>>146585870Deltarune will never finish, and if it does, then we're looking at a 2040 angle at this rate. His dev team is so fucking minuscule he just doesn't give a fuck in all honesty. It's not even like Deltarune is hard to produce too. He's just milking the series out at this point like retirement funds.
>>146586248Oh great, an artist meltie.
>>146586248>>146586251Home-Skillet is now it's own thing.https://mspfa.com/?s=58300&p=1
>>146586257It won't matter for his finances since he's already set, but I think Deltarune's going to fall off hard. It's looking like it'll come out after the biggest demographic, the young fans, will have aged into their "Everything I used to like as a kid is cringe" phase and want nothing to do with it. At this rate, though, it just might take so long that they'll be old enough to have reached the "Actually, everything I used to like was awesome" mindset.
>>146586257>>146586300Bro is just doing thinks like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7nmBtSYdlg
>>146586481This is what beings untethered from the wheel of suffering that crushes the rest of us do. This is what Nirvana looks like. Every day is a victory lap for him.
>>146586481>that japan break industries bitbased man having fun in life
with all the potential there was for an official homestuck game, there’s no way hiveswap was the first idea. i want to know what got kicked aside in favor of hiveswap so my suffering is optimized
>>146586597It's taken Hussie over a decade to make the easiest game genre in the easiest engine with multi-millions to make it. I watched a dev on 12k make a fucking open world space RPG and finish it in half that time.He did not have any other ideas, because he is inept.
>>146586606oh yeah aping point and clicks was hussie’s thing from the starti guess i got what i wanted. this realization has multiplied my suffering a hundredfold.
>>146586597It was going to be in 3D at first, but yeah, it was always "Hiveswap."
>>146586682Look Homestuck might be perfect for a paper mario style game but that doesn't mean Hussie has the competency to make one.
>>146586088Either based or super based
If Kanaya was real and and i was her age i'd be head over heels for her
>>146586894Maybe she can be real if you try hard enough.
>>146580593>>146582272I've moved from a Mage of Void to a Bard of Void, what foes that say about me
>>146587079I read that as Bart Of Void
>>146587079You invite the destruction of nothingness, darkness and secrets, or invite destruction WITH those things.Nobody knows for sure what the fuck Mages do other than suffering so i'd say it's an improvement.
Is there a 4chan-based fan adventure, or something that's just as offensive and vulgar? For all of the degenerate homestuck fans out there it seems like none of them have tried to make an intentionally shit homestuck.
If Hussie kept his promise by ending the series after Act 5 + an epilogue then the series would've been just short enough to be adapted into another and more popular form of media outright, in its entirety, all during the height of its popularity. I want you guys to think about that for a second.
I need to fuck a hot troll cosplayer.
>>146587132Friendly reminder that MSPFA is run by a dullard faggot and that the co-founder probably left because he realized it was a sinking ship. We’d never be able to run a 4chan-based MSPFA there. I’d love to do one here or on /qst/, though.
>>146587118i stand by the explanation that mages receive practical knowledge of their aspect as opposed to a seer's theoretical knowledgethey experience their aspect, experience things through their aspect, and use that experience to make decisions.the suffering part i blame for them being the direct opposite of the heir which gets aspect easy modo instead.
>>146587168Summerteen Romance comic is what convinced me that Homestuck landed in the wrong medium
>>146587327>there are actually people who defend this
>>146587132that sounds like it could be a good idea, but who would be the protagonists? posters on diffrent boards? (/co/, /v/, /aco/, /d/ mayby?, /lit/ i guess too since homestuck is a literature). You could probably make up some fun situation if you put all of them in one board/chatroom>>The further you read into the discussion, the more you realize that not a single one of those posters know how to actually play SBURB, and are just making shit up>Anon: Call everyone a series of eloquently strung together slurs and insults, and leave to figure shit out by hand.
>>146587337That joke lands whether you're pro- or anti-davekat
>>146582441The last time I checked Google Trends, interest in the horse show was of course majorly down from where it once was, but is currently as popular as Homestuck was at its peak. It's funny, because it's almost cliche for horsefuckers to bemoan their dead fandom, but thanks to Homestuck, I know what being dead is truly like. Homestuck these days is so depressing that rejoining the mare cult was somehow an upgrade. /mlp/ has its own cons, Secret Santa, creativity threads, merch, and rewatch streams. They even recently had their own Homestuck thread! We on the other hand have nothing but suffering.
>>146587337setting's supposed to take place in pre retcon when karkat and dave were still fighting over terezi
>>146586894A long time ago I had a dream where she was my wife. Waking up from that made me feel absolutely hollow and like I'd really lost someone I was genuinely with.
>>146587373Pretty sure it was written pre retcon
>>146587352Bronies are one of the only groups of people worse than Homestuck fans, but it's not a significant dropoff. We're all garbage.
>>146582395reading this like its one of those black movie endings with Twista Hope playing in the background is really funny.
>>146587427Bronies suck and were widely the death of internet culture. There’s a few cool people like me and some of my friends who got sucked into it hard by circumstance, but a true Homestuck will never meet a true brony they actually like.
>>146587427There's a key difference there though, most of them aren't miserable.I'd rather be cringe and happy.
>>146587477Aradia and Davebot doing stupid shit, final answer
>>146587427Homestuck fans are really fucking bad now. Like bullying artists if they don't draw June and worshipping a piece of shit like Hussie.
requests?
>>146587505Aradia, dead Tavros, and dead Dave in his dream bubble doing stupid shit
>>146587482I gave it a shot and just didn't care for it. Even the lauded Discord just felt like Diet Aku to me.>>146587484This is true.>>146587503I don't even classify those dregs as Homestuck fans. They're H^2 fans at best. More of a cargo cult playing with a lost shipment of Topatoco T-shirts.
>>146587427It's funny, I had a horsefucker say the opposite to me. I argued against it, but considering the totality of the Homestuck fandom, including Tumblr faggots and insane Twitter retards, I don't know. They sure like bringing up the Sharpie bath story to me in any case.>>146587484It's true, they still like to have fun and despite everything they still have a spark of energy. That's why I hang out with them because I stopped caring about cringiness. The whole Internet sucks these days so it really doesn't matter.
>>146587541I liked it better than Steven Universe as far as a lore heavy show about colorful gay fuckers solving girl problems with empathy.Mostly because in Steven Universe the town and side characters suck. So fucking much.
>>146587505Vriska giving a lecture about hypnotism at a prestigious college
>>146587505eridan explaining The Implication to karkat
>>146587548I think we're just natural opposites who will always see the other camp as our inferior. >>146587555Steven Universe had potential. I think the fervor around "Jailbreak" elevated expectations past what the showrunners ever intended to or could deliver. The cozy first half of season 1 turned out to be its best form.
>>146587505Nannasprite and nepeta making cubcakes
>>146587548>That's why I hang out with them because I stopped caring about cringinessI mean you're already in a Homestuck thread. You're either cringe because you're stuck caring about a dead webcomic or cringe because you like what it's become. Neither is a good look.
>>146587505Adult John flexing Terezi in front of pre retcon Karkat, Dave, and Gamzee
>>146587505Nepeta doing the Anaconda pose but with even bigger cheeks than your last one
>>146587591It should be clear that I am trapped in the year 2011 and I can't escape.
>>146587505First I want to say you're a blessing for these threads, a good drawfriend like you make them better by orders of magnitude.Anyways, Equius doing push-ups while Nepeta sits on his back, please.
>>146587505nep doing the STRONGEST of kittycat post-nap stretches
>>146587505johnradia
>>146587645I wasn't trapped in the year 2011 and I went back to 2012 from 2024 and it's been better. Now I'm addicted to horse fics.
>>146587505Aranea curb stomping the Condesce.
>>146587648>>146587657These are so good
>>146587629reminder that john fucks terezi like hours after preretcon dave dies fighting LE
>>146587505Aradia putting lipstick on.
>>146587327summerteen romance was too good god damnit>>146587541>More of a cargo cult playing with a lost shipment of Topatoco T-shirts.oh thanks for reminding me to be pissed off. i ordered a dave shirt the sunday before halloween under priority express shipping so it would arrive on time for a halloween get-together with my friends. i live in one of their 1-2 day shipping zones but i was still anxious it wouldn’t arrive on time so i emailed a rep, who reassured me itd make it. halloween comes: nothing. i think it was an entire week after that i finally got it: in the wrong size. needless to say i burned the piece of shit. that was like $50 or so down the god damn drain>>146587505i want aradia kissing me, Anonymous
>>146587541>I don't even classify those dregs as Homestuck fansWell too bad because they're the only ones left.
>>146587645Me too, man. Me too. That was the last good year. The last year I'd open the 4chan catalog with the twinkle of heading down to the basement with the lads on a Friday night to see what mischief we'd get up to, instead of out of habit to see Twitter screencaps and outrage farming.
>>146587505i was wondering when youd show upif its not too late, roboradia trying on a new dress or something and being reluctant about it would be very cute. equius can be there too
>>146587505Nesobiri Aranea
>>146587805You draw your sona’s bangs like I did when I was 13
>>146587695
>>146586242Caliborn rocks but if you get as far as Caliborn there's no logical place to stop reading before the ending.
>>146587949YEAH! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
>>146587939That's not my sona.
>>146587949sex (which leaves kiss marks everywhere)
>>146587671
Megido Lips make me Crazy.
>>146588026propaganda
>>146588026>JUST
>>146588026Fuck.Yes.Are you gonna finish it?
Aight, night niggas. I hope this thread hasn't been nuked by the time I wake up.
>>146587667
>>146588122
>>146588122AT LAST I AM VINDICATED
>>146588122God, I love this. God damn it, I fucking LOVE IT.
>>146587657
>>146588165
>>146587541>Even the lauded Discord just felt like Diet Aku to me.Yeah but just wait, he ends up simping for the nice girl
>>146588150>>146588192dont be such a baby man, you still have the greatest healslut of all time at your hip
>>146588216Feferi isnt real
>>146588216There is nothing that makes me more sad than loving Aradia more than Feferi. My baby girl could have been so much, bu->>146588249exactly....
>>146588165SOURCE…
>want to draw for these threads>still haven’t shrugged off an injured shoulder and don’t have a tabletgghfghfghfds
>>146587505A good ending to Homestuck.
>>146587648art unites everyone. it should make everyone smile
sex with jane
>>146583450Remember when Jade and Rose were friends? Me neither
>>146588378They both fucked each other brothers, that's something to friend each other over.
300 posts so far.
>>146587338Sburb instead of being a game beta, is now just an April Fools event on 4chanEach anon is basically playing a more archaic version of regular Sburb both to maintain anonymity and lack of budget, so there won't be IRL live footage of a player's house, just a Habbo Hotel approximationThere also wouldn't be a live chat or separate player-to-player communication, just a fuck huge thread- players have to keep updating the thread It would also be a 16 player session
>>146587132>it seems like none of them have tried to make an intentionally shit homestuck.CANWC
>>146587629
>>146588378Jade's that one little sister that tries to fit into your friend group, and in this case, she's John's little sister. There's a reason why she's introduced much later than John Dave and Rose.
>>146588497Except ironically she's the oldest
>>146588490
>>146588497Are you saying my best friend wanted to fuck the shit out of my little sister?
>>146588497The genius of Hussie?
>>146588512lol
>>146588490the nerd gets the girl while the dead children weep
>>146588544[Do You Remem8er Me starts playing to the beat of John thrusting into Terezi]
The first thing I’m gonna draw when I’m ready again is a lot of Vriska hypnosis. Do any of the regulars have any suggestions for scenarios or subjects?
>>146588624Less of Vriska hypnosis?
>>146588624What's hot about a troll using her psychic abilities on humans to mostly fall asleep? She ain't like Kaa from Disney's Jungle Book kind of hypnosis fetish.
>>146588647>What's hot about a troll using her psychic abilities on humans to mostly fall asleep?Uh, everything? That might actually be the hottest thing ever in the right context.>She ain't like Kaa from Disney's Jungle Book kind of hypnosis fetish.You’re right! I’ve never been into that. That’s mind control fetishism, and it’s a boring fetish perpetrated by normalfags.
>>146585455>>146585445based
>>146586257> he just doesn't give a fuck in all honestythis is such a retarded statementdeltarune is toby's schizo magnum opus. he wants to get it out no matter what
>>146588295The artist is Kuu.I honest to god don't know if they even still do art anymore.
>>14658875512 years of development for a 2D RPG and we're still not halfway finished.
I’m thinking I’ll do a visual overhaul of this thing real soon, so any final suggestions? I can answer any questions you have about it as well.
I am honestly so scared of Deltarune getting finished because I'm so afraid it will turn into shit like Homestuck.I know the type of person Toby is. He's Hussie but better in every way. But that foundation is there. Even if the ending is peak by almost every metric I know there's gonna be some shit in there that's going to personally ruin it for me or some bullshit like that. And the waiting is just making me even more worried. But he, like Hussie before him, has me by the balls. I just gotta hope that he doesn't squeeze me until they pop when the time comes.
>>146587132This short one was made in a thread, then uploaded to mspfa.https://mspfa.com/?s=53042&p=1
>>146588880Wait people are still anticipated over Deltarune? Damn.
>>146588880Hussie is Toby but better in every way, you’re just pathologically unable to see why.
>>146588880>I know the type of person Toby is. He's Hussie but better in every way.I'm replaying the EarthBound/MOTHER games and maybe this should be obvious, but Toby wants to be Shigesato Itoi so bad. Hussie's pretty different.
>>146588308
>>146587338>[S] /v/ - Rage.
>>146587949why is your style so familiarwho are you
>>146588942You know, this just illustrates that all Hussie would have had to do to satisfy his readers with an ending is write a Jojo-style final fight between a powered-up John and Lord English where John is able to hit English with something that conceptually overpowers him, like Tusk hitting Love Train with the infinite spin in Part 7. It wouldn’t have worked, just like Intermission 1, because metaphysics isn’t real, but it would have satisfied the audience.
>>146588999Satisfying the audience is too conventional. Homestuck is all about breaking the rules of writing. So, the main villain isn't defeated by the end. Thanks for playing!
>>146588820Yeah but undertale released
>>146589087>Jerma top text PG-rated gif meme likes UndertaleBig shocker
>>146588941I don't think most of his audience has the context to pick up on this, but his public game dev persona is written exactly like an old, awkward translation of a Japanese game dev in a 90's gaming rag.
>>146588820it's taking a while to make i agree, but to say he doesn't care is wrong
>>146589099Anon does that attitude ever make you any friends?
>>146589131Do you like making friends with cavemen?
>>146589139ooga ugg ogh nigger booga boo dug
>>146589160Gimme a ‘bix nood’, Grug.
>>146588942This is literally the ending to LE if you include pre retcon Dave and Davepeta (should've just been Dave and John though, Davepeta is an abomination).
>>146588942I'm reminded of my old fan theory in which the Mirthful Messiah's were actually going to be John and LE fighting it out and in one moment accidently traveling to Ancient Alternia and their flashy and numerous apparel and godly conflict being seen by early purplebloods as something divine.
>>146589187>john I'm not playing that stupid fucking game>but you'll love it I think! >only way im gonna like it is if we get to fight god in the end or some shit*flash forward to the final LE fight*
>>146589218>The Mirthful Messiahs were going to be John and LEFriendly reminder that Andrew Hussie has probably fantasized about skinning J and Shaggy and wearing Shaggy’s face like a condom
>>146589225*Rose's dead body is in view as the area is under collapse by a giant black hole, reality continues to shatter, sand is flying fucking everywhere, LE stands before them* >so dave... are you liking the game now or->shut the fuck up
>>146589225>>146589282I swear I saw a comic of this somewhere
>>146589685Aranea, I’m so…*yawwwwn…*So sleepy…
>>146589989Fuck it.Go to 8ed.Now.
I'd take so much more Aranea if that meant I never had to see Vriska again.
>>146590049You'll em8race the superior Serket in due time.
>>146590023*WHUD*Zzzzzz………
>>146590155N8ptime
>>146590179UuuuUUUUGH.So fucking hottttt.
>>146590192What part of now did you not get?
Anon: Succumb to unfathomable snoozes
>>146590250hhhnnnrghhh stop teasing meeeeeusing the word ‘succumb’ and everything. if i didn’t know you any better i’d assume you knew me offsite, fucker
>>146590271>using the word ‘succumb’ and everything.Noted.
>>146590294>smugdfffdfssdrsgh
Damara is hotter.
>>146590468The Megidos are really just okay.
>>146590468She's alright.
>Vriska will never use you as a demonstration for her hypnosis skills in front of the entire HS fanbase
>>146568412the best way to experience it is not at all. utter shite.
>>146591131Hey, Aranea! Looking g…zzzzzzzz*THUD*
>>146591285Okay but now i need to sleep myself.
It honestly got too complicated for me and even good things have to end. I need a rest. So I began to resent the property and the fans for not letting it have a dignified ending. Even good-natured people get greedy.
When you help build an amazing world for people whose real world is being subsumed by kikes, they get greedy and you hate them all the same.
>>146588490This is art
The nice thing about Undertale is that it's just not as ambitious as Homestuck. Not as exhausting.
>>146591441>stop trying to make your art complex you fucking asshole
>>146586280Neat, it's actually really good. Love the accurate Act 1 vibes, and Neil's bro's tech setup is sick.
>>146591459>I can have complex, enchanting art ad infinitum, forever and ever, stories never end and actually this is where I really live. No, too much. I get tired.
Stories end. You have to live your actual life.
>>146591482Homestuck was a once-in-a-lifetime fascination. As a wise anon once said, it was basically Woodstock for millennials. The closest thing to a complex, endless story you're going to get without it is One Piece, and once that's finally, finally over, I doubt this kind of thing will ever really rise up again in this century.
>>146591496Most of us will probably be dead in 10 to 20 years, if not all of us.
Lives End. A Bad Story may well outlive us all.
>>146591548>>146591559You appreciate these characters and the things they stand for. You can see those things, they resonate within you, why not bring them into this world? This world is really meant for you.
>>146591601It was, but it was seized by the rich, who are doing everything they can to starve us out of it.
is this the minecraft credits
>>146591559The official HS website has seemingly been abandoned by all parties and left to rot. The Unofficial Homestuck Collection may well be the only functional archive of Homestuck soon enough.
>>146591695No you just entered a thread where one of the regulars believes that a certain kind of tism he has in common with the creator of homestuck is a divine thing shunned by the powers that be. And everyone else who is still talking about Homestuck /here/ these days is to much of a fuckup burnout to care.
>>146586114>>146586114>remember Cascade>watch cascade nowhave to watch an ad first
>>146592060I didn't appreciate Cascade at the time it came out because I was just butthurt it didn't show us Lord English like I had anticipated. I had no way of knowing he'd get his own flash days later.
>>146588490The only good thing that has come out of the Epilogues and HS^2 is that I get to imagine that there's a version of Dave that would immediately off himself at the reveal of his ex fucking both his best friend and his sister down the line
Always I'm imagined Aranea had a German accent. Anyone else?
>>146588490>Bike shortsHot.
>>146591601This anon is right, you know. The only universal constant in reality is that literally anything is possible. You’re insisted to from a very young age that a lot of the stuff you’re partaking in now is childish, and to abandon ideas like that (which you probably would anyway), but the reality is that a lot of things in the Homestuck verse could legitimately happen in real life, if not all of them. I genuinely believe that Vriska Serket can be a real person under the right circumstances, powers and all, if given enough time. And if you know this, deep down, then - why not?
>>146591912>one of the regulars believes that a certain kind of tism he has in common with the creator of homestuck is a divine thing shunned by the powers that beList as few pieces as you can of evidence for this and any pieces to the contrary.
>>146594268i dont think making a vriska tulpa is a good idea sir
>>146594304Who said tulpa? Honestly, I think she probably already exists and she might be reading this right now.
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHY CAN'T THIS COMIC DIE FOR GOOD
>>146594375It's dead though
>>146594375What about the phrase “you can’t stop the Homestuck” did you not understand?
>>146594313tulpas are outAI chatbots are in
>>146594375no need to get upset, fag.
>>146594613I’ve already tried to get Vriska chatbots to tease me about hypnosis and it’s worked
Dave x Aradia endgame would've saved the series. iykyk
>>146594716there's a lot of Homestuck AI bots and it's become uncomfortable how much time I've spent fucking around with them>>146594745100% agree
>>146594754
>>146594745>As kind and cheerful as Jade>As knowledgeable as Rose>As crazy as Terezi>Dates the troll copy of Dave it was too good to be true
>>146594832the fact that it specifically mentions my eyes fluttering behind closed eyelids, god
Anyone got the latest Discord leaks that break down why HS2 is going to go dormant again?
>>146594832LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>146594745>>146594838lucky for you faggots, Davebot, the one and only true Dave Strider since pre retcon, is about to end up with Aradia after all these years. Hussie knew he fucked up so he gave the team a note to make them fuck in the future. Too bad its too late at this point.
>>146594841I don’t, but TLDR (To Learn Deez Rumors), Andrew’s staff has latched on to his supposed claim that HS^2 was an unplanned anti-debt gambit, which we haven’t even seen proof that he actually said, and have become irate and are feeling like they’re being used, so his attempts to become a love-fueled leftist-approved clussmaster who smacks down authority with his wicked pen and wins approval from his attracted audience are not paying off where he needs them too. I predicted that he’d end up getting arrested for snuff porn or ODing on coke soon.
>>146594832lol yeah once you find the character you like and get them to indulge in what you specifically want it's all over
>All this fetish stuff for hypnotism and Vriska forcing Jade to sleep>No appreciation for alternate kinds of hypnotism like Vriska forcing Jade to spontaneously pee
>>146595036>No appreciation for alternate kinds of hypnotism like Vriska forcing Jade to spontaneously peePeople being hypnotized to sleep IS an alternate fork of hypnosis fetishism. It’s a lot more niche than you’d expect where the vast majority of hypnosis art is just mind control, blah blah. That said, Vriska hypnotizing another troll to pee would be extremely simple and would also be a mind control thing. Bladder control thing? Bladder control by way of mind control.PISSSSSSS YOURSELFFFFFFFF SAYAKAAAAA
>>146588297>and don’t have a tablethave you considered just using paper and pen?
>>146595079dude you are screaming into the void on this, I just like the idea of Vriska furiously trying to mind control Jade but all she can do is make her wet herself, and does it so many times that Jade is conditioned for life to just piss spontaneously from random stimuli
>>146595116Andrew wrote a gag in his Fappu Nottep thing where Dumbledore shoves Harry’s face into a bowl of his own piss. Andrew isn’t into forced peeing, but he totally could have written it for the lolz
>>146595089I could, but I’m also not interested in drawing until I recover from some health stuff I won’t get into.
>>146595167Nah, that was just normal grossout shit. If he was into piss stuff there would absolutely have been tells. Hussie isn't classy enough to be into piss, he's just a freak who's into clowns. REALLY into clowns. Pathologically so.
>>146595196Piss doesn’t seem to be a classy fetish to me at all. I know that’s the exact response you were expecting, but I really can’t frame it differently. Hypnosis is ethereal, clean, soft, sensitive, and psychological, unlike a lot of other methods of putting people to sleep that involve needles or rags. Piss is just a dirty fluid that comes out of a girl’s cooch.
>>146595219>Piss is just a dirty fluid that comes out of a girl’s cooch.Ahhhhhh you don't get it. It's whatever, I like hypnotism stuff too but you either GET pee fetishes or you don't.
>>146595196Also, I don’t know if Andrew’s obsession with clowns is overtly sexual like his obsession with horses and his obsession with hip-hop were, and definitely not his obsession with hypnotic sleep. It could have been a thing kind of like my obsession with psychic characters, where he’s just really into them for aesthetic reasons, but there’s something about them that can scratch one of his biggest sexual itches in the right scenario.
>>146595244Not trying to deride you, nonners. Piss isn’t an evil normalfag fetish like MC is.
>>146595251No, it absolutely is. Whistles and Psycolonials made that abundantly clear, it's 100% a weird sexual fixation; he fucking DRESSES like one.>>146595261Nah, don't take it like that. I mean it without derision too. Pee is really a get it / don't get it fetish.
>>146595293I’ve said before (possibly at risk of coming off like an ultimate insufferable freak) that I’m essentially a paradox clone of Andrew, and while I haven’t observed his personal actions enough in a vacuum to get confirmation on this, generally I can accurately read things about him based on my own psyche and experiences. I think Andrew’s fixation on clowns is non-sexual and mostly comes down to the time period he grew up in interacting with his eccentric creative nucleus and drawing him toward that small system of patterned ideas he’s been slowly circling around for the past decade like a psychological black hole. Stage magic, playing card suits, clowns. It’s a somewhat appealing but ultimately empty aesthetic that is worn insincerely by people like ICP (who didn’t even plan to do the clown gimmick at first, FYI), and is worn by Andrew in a laudable but highly misinformed attempt to perfect himself and his persona. Or maybe I’m just a rube.
>>146595293>he fucking DRESSES like one.In real life, I don’t dress like a hypnotist, I dress like a serial killer. I arguably started doing the urban gear-outfit video game character thing before he did it with D-Clussie, although he has inspired me to do it fully this time with no cuts for accessibility.
>>146595357>I’m essentially a paradox clone of Andrewgonna stop you right there
>>146595380*slop
>>146595375what the hell are you talking about
>>146595391>yfw Andrew, even at his worst, is still cooler than Toby Fuarks
Weem Gweeps is a valid kid name.
Jade knotted Rose.
>>146588328Just woke up.Thank you, it's beautiful.
>>146588166oh hell yea, now thats a STRONG stretch right therethanks 'non
>post in thread>go to sleep>wake up>forget thread exists until just now>thread is completely lacking in fantrollswhat the hell is your problem and also why are you retarded
>>146595673fan trolls are boring and retarded. you know what isn't retarded? Aradia. This thread needs more Aradia.
>thread still livesNice.>>146593729Because Vriska says "Arrivederci" once, i cannot see the Serkets as anything other than italian.
>>146595694Vriska being Italian would almost be amazing because a lot of classic stage hypnotists were Spanish, but not Italian
For those here pushing the theory that Andrew has a hypnosis fetish, I’d also like to point out that there is a connection between the whole stage show/playing card/clown aesthetic, not just because of stage hypnosis existing, but because there have actually been a few characters in fiction who hypnotize people with playing cards. In particular, there were two hypnosis stories back on Fimfiction called Ace In The Hole and Ace In The Hole: Under The Gun that had a male magician/hypnotist guy hypnotize the protagonist with a playing card trick. They were written around the same time Homestuck was becoming popular. Makes you wonder…
>>146595778Close enough.
>In a better world. >In a much better world.>In a world where peace ultimately and indefinitely triumphs over war.>In a world where basic needs such as food, water, shelter, etc are available to anyone and everyone.>In a world where hatred among others no longer linger, as we begin to love on another in our entirety.>In a world where we as a species, are truly one. >In a world where everyone is and will forever and always be happy, no matter how impossible that may seem. >Hussie would've made this ship canon.
>born too late to enjoy homestuck at its peak>born too soon for deltarune or any spiritual successors to show promise, let alone be completed
>>146597240>born just in time for beyond canon to be in progress, hiveswap to still only have 2 acts released, all meaningful discussion to be wiped out on any platform, and complaining about it all on a mongolian basket weaving forumthings are just cauca- i mean, peachy
>>146594900>have yet to find a good free AI chat service that can do terezi's typing quirk properly>too autistic to go without it
>>146582703>skippingim a man, i dont take part in none of that skipping business.
>>146597796It’s okay to skip things made or influenced by normalfags.
>>146591899Maybe, just maybe, Hussie shouldn't have forcibly grafted a dog dick onto a character and made it a central plot point.
Are we allowed to post shit about other MSPA comics here too or is pure Hamsteak preferred
>>146597861But he got to own the chuds with that! No more pregnant Jade!
>>146597870Nigga who do you think is going to stop you?
>>146597896>No more pregnant Jade!Like Hussie being retarded ever stopped anyone.
>>146597870I’m about to update with Caliborn thrilling over his horrible gore metal snakes which other people may not be able to enjoy, but he sees in all their beautyWhat a character. So deep and profound
literally every single time one of you faggots talks about dog dick i just hear thishttps://youtu.be/5QZsxXEVcsE?si=4OTmdOOv6iX8yCq9
>>146597861>Maybe, just maybe, Hussie shouldn't have made the epiloguesFTFYThere are a shitload of things wrong with the epilogues, and yet, many people here act like the treatment of a specific character is the sole reason for being a shit story. Why is that?
>>146598003The epilogues are completely and entirely justified solely because they saved Terezi, fuck them others
>>146597469That's why it's best to play as one of the trolls interacting with one of the kids, being Kanaya and doing horrific things to Rose is fun
>>146598033>fun*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
>>146598003We wanted the epilogues. Homestuck has been so bad for so long people forget that the ending was also widely hated.
>>146598037Yes, exactly. Sexual war crimes, which Rose deserves every second of.
>>146598065I sure as hell didn't. The ending was already a terrible bunch of nothing, but at least they seemed to be happy. Following on that made it infinitely worse with everyone actually being miserable in their eternal paradise which was actually a bunch of freshly retarded time garbage. Hussie did it to escape debt from his disastrous game mismanagement.
>>146598066Whore crimes, twitch Rose jizzerves every sexuond of
>>146598131I take FULL advantage of Rose's Godtier resurrection. It's really enjoyable to play as a murderously enraged Kanaya.
>>146582351bingo
>>146598178Bongo?
>>146580593to this day this is still the only classpect quiz i like because it's just fucking dumb and in the spirit of the comic, and it doesn't have any gay calculation shit>thief of time
>>1465982084chan one is better
>>146598178I got that reference.>>1465982284chan one gives everybody Page of Void.
One day the author's gonna get his job and housing situation sorted out.
>>146598065>>146598200Always hated the artists who make Rose fat. I can't see her as anything but short and skinny, like so skinny you wonder if she has an eating disorder.
>>146598351What if she was preggers
>>146598374Then she's be really skinny but with a huge distended round belly, which is also really hot.
>>146598388>Skinny Vriska with a huge yoga-ball-sized ghetto booty
>>146598845Aranea is so *tiresome* to deal with…
>>146599176Rude.8ack to 8ed you go then.
>>146598438this is also acceptable and hotI imagine super-skinny Rose still has a crazy bubble butt, the magic of ectobiology is that the kids don't have to have anatomy that makes 100% sense, they can all have weird sexfreak bodies, and my ideal for Rose is freakishly skinny, not the god-awful boring chubby goth girl
>>146599220Skinny with a stupidly large butt that’s like two exercise balls is the best body type.In fact, I->>146599205…yessssAranea…nnnzzzrrrrrk*CLUNK*
>>146598239O yea these 3d gmod models were OC goldmine
>>146599258>Skinny with a stupidly large butt that’s like two exercise balls is the best body type.I like it especially if Mom/Roxy has that classic 50s super physique to contrast Rose being so ridiculously skinny
>>146599352Totally. But their butts are comically the exact same size and shape.
>>146599303the chibi ones are so funny with how they hop aboutthey're more creature than person
>>146599205i've always wondered if you can mind control a migrane away
>>146599372Nah. Roxy can't have the big bubble butt, she needs the classical body of a 50s housewife. That way Rose looks like a weird little sex freak in comparison.
>>146599408I am not sure, but Aranea could totally do it with her Sylph powers.
>>146599428I need to fap now
>>146599428>tfw no scientist milf to bone and play vidya with
>>146599490Mom is hottest when she's feeding into Rose's mentally ill psychosexual obsession with her
>>146599525Vriska could put both of them to sleep and leave Mom sleeping facefirst in her daughter’s big booty.
Yeah just don't read anything after Homestuck is over, hell you could probably just stop at Cascade or something I don't care.
>>146599619the second Hussie abandoned the game premise of the comic it was walking dead, no alchemization or game mechanics or nothing, but mind-numbing drama and trolls trolls trolls trolls, you could HEAR him begging for you to buy merch while his life spiraled into well-deserved ruin
>>146599683>well-deservedcan’t miss a chance to spit on the dude who made the thing you’re enjoying and posting in a thread about
>>146598374then she'd be ovi-positively round
>>146599683This image implies that Eridan's hair dye is not a dye at all and that he was born with it.
>>146599738Yeah? Hussie is an arrogant loser who took his audience for granted and went insane with ego over his popularity, and then spent the last 10 years never deviating from his disastrous personality while whining and moaning with Psycolonials that it was all the reader's fault and his life is so woe-is-me. Fuck him, he engineered his own collapse. Go suck his clown cock if you want to praise him for being an arrogant failure.
>>146599764>skinny Rose groaning and clutching her gravid belly as she struggles to walk from the sheer weight of her egg-stuffed wombgod bless
>>146599738yeah this amazing thread thats just shitposting about fetishes
>>146599738>Separate art from the artist bros when you criticize someone they like.
>>146599829>you can’t just shitpost about hypnosis, the fetish the author literally had and is all over the comic>REAL Homestuck fans talk about important things, like Andrew’s personal fuckups and how hecka-based-and-totally-sexy Toby Fox was so right for stealing his career
>>146599870How much of Hiveswap's budget is WhatPumpkin paying you to shill this hard for Hussie? Is it lucrative, or does it just pay for your McDonald's for the week?
>bump limit reachedI'll be damned.Even the last thread got archived without getting deleted or autosaged.Either we are so 8ack, or jannies are feeling particularly merciful lately and the persecution will resume in due time.
>>146599870>like Andrew’s personal fuckups and how hecka-based-and-totally-sexy Toby Fox was so right for stealing his careerCorrect.
>>146599870a shit fetish and shit fans for a shit writer it really works out
>>146599905it's especially despicable because he's such a loser he couldn't even summon the courage to just go all-out with his creepy fetishes, it was all tee-hee when it was obvious he has a disturbing fixation on teenage girls either dominating or being dominated by lame old men
>>146599891>haha you are FAT and like MCDONALDS. and you are being PAID by the person i hate to have this opinionGreat comeback, Grug. Do you have any child porn on your computer, by any chance? Because I know that one trait of people who definitely DON’T want to fuck children is calling other people fat bootlickers.
>>146599926His fetish is girls being put to sleep.
>>146599929No, but you should probably take a look into Hussie's hard drive considering he looks, presents, and acts like a discord child groomer these days.
>>146599897You can’t stop the Homestuck. It was said 14 years ago, but you all thought it was just a tagline. You think Andrew’s writing stopped within the bounds of the comic? You’re living it, baby. Sburb in 20 years tops.
>>146599943No that's just part of his fetish, he's clearly fixated on teenage girls bullying men and other ultra-vanilla femdom garbage, mixed in with rapist old men what with Scratch >>146599950the weird dress-as-a-clown shit is skeevy as hell, and it's clear he got off on having attention from teen girls during the comic's heights
As long as Homestuck^2 continues to exist, these threads will continue to fester. Nobody is free until Hussie finally admits defeat and accepts his life of debt by cancelling Homestuck^2 and retreating into his Discord cult to cry and groom. Then this can end and we can move on.
>>146599958>Sburb in 20 years tops.I fucking wish.Only problem is that nobody of the possible people i could play with is a Space player. Otherwise i'd be unironically on board to see the world get destroyed to create a new one.
>>146599929Trolling used to mean something, Anon. It wasn't always just acting like a strawman from a shitty Twitter comic.
>>146599991>cancelling Homestuck^2he has no say in that now
>>146599991Getting really tired of this newfag shit
>>146600002>Andrew Hussie predicted a meteor hitting the earth on an exact date 20 years before it happened>People still think SBURB isn’t going to happen in real life
>>146600002Real talk, what I see happening by 2030 is an AI-driven fanmade Sburb game. You already got crazy shit happening like that Minecraft AI civilization, another 5 years of this tech being pushed and refined will eventually lead to being able to make a Sburb-like game.
>>146600009Yeah, not defending a creepy degenerate like Hussie is real newfag behavior. I ALSO got on 4chinz during the last election! Us Oldfags gotta stick together for teh epic lulzors!
>>146600002>Only problem is that nobody of the possible people i could play with is a Space player.just play with us anon/hsg/ causes the fucking apocalypse, the comic, the movie, the game. For the funny
>>146600039>Yeah, not defending a creepy degenerate like Hussie is real newfag behaviorIs it possible for you to kill yourself more than once? You aren’t supposed to be able to leave /soc/, you know.
>>146600008But he can influence it happening by just being himself, which is an insufferable egotist who abuses other artists while screeching for debt-relief, which will drive off talent and even true believers who will see no future in wasting time and money on trying to make Homestuck ^2 work, which it's never going toThe audience for it is all old now and have better entertainment to get obsessed over, the dumbass would have had more success just producing outright porn instead of torturing the characters with nonsense drama that can't even titillate like Murderstuck did
>>146600061>/hsg/ causes the fucking apocalypse, the comic, the movie, the game. For the funnyPeople will think you’re joking.I still like the name Homestealth for this unique reboot in a new medium
>>146600061First of all, thank you for posting that, one more to my ever expanding folder.Second of all, if that classpect quiz is anything to go by, most of you are Pages of Void which means that, as a Light player, i'd have to essentially babysit you all.Count me in.
>>146600061okay yeah that backshot of Aranea is an absolutely perfect bodytype and outfit for it
Last for grand highboob
>>146598065>>146598129What people wanted out of the epilogues was the Masterpiece, a resolution of the LE fight, and a follow up of John's Depression.
>>146600111it is incredible how fast Gamzee went from a funny beloved joke character to an exhausting tumor
>>146600124Not unlike ICP! Except the tumor is in Andrew’s brain.
>>146600117Yeah, but I never thought we were going to actually get that. I just wanted it over with and left as a burning mess. Hussie made it clear his entire agenda was subversion and anticlimax; he was never, EVER going to put in the effort to show us the final fight, he had already bled out all his good will.
>>146600145>Homestuck epilouges from fairer Timeline
>>146600073Anon, if you think a grown man dressing as a goth clown and trying to be some weird balding 40 year old e-boy isn't fucking weird, then you need to go back to wherever you came from. Probably Twitter by just how brainrotted you seem to be.
>>146600237>brainrotThe only Twitter here is you, fucking untermensch.
>>146600207god, Feferi could have been so good, I've never seen a writer worse than Hussie who constantly shat out tons of characters and then did absolutely nothing with them
>>146600253Can't really defend your freak idol, can you?
>>146600253would you fucking relax, nobody cares, you're screaming in a graveyard
Who is the best felt designwise?
>>146600301Snowman, obviously, but then Crowbar
>>146600301Crowbar and Snowman.
reminder
>>146600301Definitely Snowman because she stands out. I do like Die as well though.
>>146600330>Rich Evans for no reason>ripping off the Shaggy Blanco meme for no reason>Chip Da Ripper referenced for no reasonWhy are trannies so unfunny
>>146600097>i'd have to essentially babysit you all.well at least you'd only need to babysit people, instead of the very game-important frogs, like me, the man cursed to be a Sylph "This Is Not Something That Will Undermine Roses And My Relationship" of Space
>>146600361>Trickstersgod that shit was awful, another excuse for Andrew to lamely indulge in his tiresome clown fetish without going anywhere with it besides a tortured allegory
>>146599738the Hussie who made Homestuck up to Begin Intermission 2 and the Hussie who made everything after are two different entities and should be treated as such. Anything good that came from Act 6 and beyond like the introductory flash, Game Over, Pipeorgankind, etc is just the former struggling to retake control.
>>146600395Yeah but i still enjoy the fan stuff that came out of it.>XD in captcha
>>146600426We are all the cops
>>146600426Game Over was one of the worst moments in the entire comic, it accomplished nothing and then followed up with giving John the power to do whatever he wanted with the comic, which amounted to NOTHING but Vriska Time>>146600437Yeah, agreed.
>>146600468Cool in isolation, shit as part of the bigger picture. Guess which Hussie is to blame for that?Besides, I enjoyed John finally getting to wail on Caliborn, if nothing else. Homosuck and the buildup to John’s vitriol towards him was really good.
Last for Rose screaming bloody murder as her life is changed forever from Jade's nuclear green knot expanding inside of her.
>>146600588Doesnt Jade also get her brains blown out in BC?
>>146600627Jane.
>>146600631No. Don't. Just leave it alone.
>>146599738Hussie was surrounded by talent and had no concern for it, completely ignored a lot of quality artists in favor of what satisfied his brain damage. If his life was a video game he would be scored as shit at it, so many resources, so much help, and ending up with deranged mental illness illustrated, and artists like Xamag wasting away
>>146600642https://beyondcanon.com/story/697https://beyondcanon.com/story/699Lmao.
>>146600588based
>We could have had Jade and Kanaya futa-fucking Rose as their shared wife>We could have had Jade getting with Roxy instead and them being happy and fucking constantly>We could have had a more subdued plot with Rose and Kanaya deciding to part after it not working out and Rose gets with Jade>We could have had an actual drama of Rose cheating with Jade all the time instead of just a singular time 15 years agoI will never understand, there was 50 more interesting ways to go about it and instead they chose the most boring and confusingly weird option imaginable
>>146600773>We could have had Jade not being a jobber
>>146600790it's almost like when you continue a story about ultra god children with infinite power you can't actually make any interesting stakes and have to make everyone stupid and weak
>>146599767When the wigglers were introduced it showed it as such, so it's canon.
>Just glancing at it gives you palpitations.>Literature for avid CARDIOFICIONADOS such as your self.>Those burgeoning red humps... >that miscievous little tail... >the snug, welcoming cleft...>The saucy imagery is hard to beat. >Harder than what you beat inside your chest now. >Your heart is what you're beating.>You beat it to RED CHEEKS MAGAZINE pretty regularly, you'd say.
>>146600858That's pretty funny.Also somewhat unrelated, but Karkat not knowing what shaving cream is implies that trolls cant grow beards.
>>146600898but Dancestors can i guess
>>146600918They arent shown with one i dont think.
>>146600858I’m not necessarily a fan of his but I’ve just realized the only reason Eridan could never be fulfilled in any quadrant is because he was surrounded with people more autistic than him. His dorkiness may be authentic but normalfag chicks love that shit, not to mention he’s rich with style
Til next time.
>>146601102*faints*
>>146600986It's quite a long tangent to get into, but from what we've seen of Homestuck's universe, the most autistic ones are the ones who succeed (we can see this with both the Ancestors and the adult Beta kids), so this has impact and influences relationships too. Eridan might be "fairly normal" by our standards, but by HS standards he's a loser.
Last for the undisputed best moirails.
>>146601213Last for undisputed best troll.
>>146601232Buff Razorfist
