Today, I shall remind them.
this retard thinks women are born with makeup
>>146580925First of all the gem's aren't human, I don't recall women being born with gemstones in their body either.Secondly it looks nice.
I think they look worse except for Aquamarine
>it's not enough that the gems have the most identifiable female mannerisms
>>146580876>turns into a ripped gigaChadHow was Steven Universe Future so much better than the main series? I mean; it was so based...
>>146580925they should be
>>146580876It's so good.
Bismuth a cute. CUTE!
i'ma be honest, i don't get the hype
>>146581588Gems are cute. Gems with visible eyelashes are even cuter. What's not to get?
>>146581588>>146581616I'm beginning to think whoever or whatever created the Diamonds and by extension the Gem species knew exactly what they were doing.
>>146581839>an entire species of technicolor waifus who comes in various shapes and sizesDefinitely.
>>146581874>That can also change shape and size as they see fit.Gems are literal coom bait.
not a single female character on that show seemed happy
Small
>>146581961Women aren't ever happy
>>146581961>PearlNeurotic mess stuck in the past>AmethystDeep self-esteem issues with no sense of belonging>GarnetUnironically a lesbian couple going through a very long divorce and then remarriage.>PeridotAutistic sperg who doesn't have any friends until later on.>LapisLONG AGO IN A DISTANT MIRROR>JasperPTSD-sufferer, suicidal and afflicted by stockholm syndrome>BismuthMUH REVENGE >The DiamondsIn denial and grieving over Pink's death.Yeah, and somehow these semi-immortal beings function in the day-to-day.
>>146581839It's a bit odd that they're all female isn't it? And can shapeshift to such a minute degree that they're capable of creating reproductive organs. And are all hard-coded to serve authority.
>>146582023Maybe Sugar had some subconscious desires brewing when she made the show.
>>146581921Their creators notably had a thing for shortstacks, too.
>>146582062She literally drew herself in bondage to Zim as a teenager and the handful of erotic pieces she drew as an adult featuring women all had the women in submissive roles. If she wasn't consciously aware of it while conceptualizing the gems, it 100% slipped in through her subconscious. They're an all-female race literally built to be sexually dominated by males.
>>146582086>She literally drew herself in bondage to ZimBeg pardon.
>smug gremlin being gleefully submissive to giant dommy mommyBecky ain't exactly subtle about it, no.
>>146582111>>146582086I agree. I'll need a source on that.
>>146581996>function in the day-to-dayNot only that, but they created a massive inter-galactic empire.
>>146582111Second image when you look up "Rebecca Sugar Invader Zim" on google. It's been posted here like eleventy billion times. She also drew herself as Zelda being saved by Dib who was dressed as Link. She was a quintessential Early to Mid-00s Invader Zim teen.
I like how one of the main characters is a huge closet pervert who explicitly has a thing for women twice her size.
>>146582111>>146582127Fucking newfags. 2 seconds on google.https://zim.fandom.com/wiki/Rebecca_Sugar
>>146582131Good god... I'm sorry for doubting you anon, but also good god...
>>146582141Bitch all you want. I have what I needed.
>>146582086>They're an all-female race literally built to be sexually dominated by males.The best part about this is that you know all those smug gems would go full sub mode in bed. And standoffish ones like Lapis, Holly Blue, Aquamarine, etc. would be begging you for more.
T H I C C
>>146582131I like that she drew Malon that one time when she was still a kid. There's plenty to complain about with Sugar but at least she recognizes a cute girl when she sees one.
>>146582086>literally built to be sexually dominated by malesMurder cock.
>>146582165As the Betas will happily tell you, Holly's fetish is domination loss. BUILT for getting overpowered by Amethysts.
>>146582168Most underrated gem in terms of plappability desu.
>>146580876she activates my caveman genes
>>146582165I'm pretty sure that in-canon Lapis would bitch and moan about sex until you actually got it in her, then she'd instantly flip. Not sure how you'd be able to convince her to do it without her crushing your skull in, but you know.
>>146582278>Not sure how you'd be able to convince her to do it without her crushing your skull in, but you know.Just pester her about it until she agrees so that you piss off. I'm pretty sure the only gems that actually know what sex is are the original Crystal Gems and the Human Zoo overseers. She's probably just think it was some dumb human custom.
>>146580925Cartoon women are
>>146582278>>146582328This. She'd have no reason to be homicidal about it if she didn't really know what you were asking her. She'd be cold and pissy but otherwise act no differently than if you kept saying "Hey Lapis check out this card trick I learned!"
I'm about to get fucked up on mushrooms and try and manifest a gem tulpa. Any /sug/gestions?
I'm absolutely determined to make a Pearl/Greg comic that will undoubtedly make me lose 10k followers.
>>146582944Based, do what your heart tells you and anyone that drops you over that is lame anyway.Also is that based on the pose Motoko does in the Stand Alone Complex ending theme?
>>146582944please do it, she needs the murdercock, and right in the gussy.
>>146580925This retard thinks eyelashes are makeup
>>146582944Do it. Pearl/Greg is based
>>146582944god, I wish I were greg
am I weird for liking White Diamond the most
>>146583844Nah a lot of people like White, she's a pretty common choice in these threads. I prefer Blue personally but it's hardly weird.
>>146583993that's vaguely disappointing.
IS THIS AN SU THREAD I SEE
>>146584093You are not special
>>146584378Thanks for sharing.
>>146584139
>>146583993then who is a weird choicealso I really don't get how you'd prefer blueWhite >Yellow >>>Blue dead last
>>146584776White is the "step on me mommy, i'm nothing" choice, Yellow is the "hit me mommy, i've been bad" choice, and Blue is the "i'm gonna take care of you mommy, don't cry" choice
>>146584928What kind of mommy is Rose/Pink?
>>146584989that's the "smother me mommy, I need you" choice
>>146580876Remind them of what? How awful this shit was?
>>146584139I wish we got to see Japser's emergence. I bet Pink gave her lots of headpats.
>>146584776Blue has a soft voice with a pretty accent and naturally took to humans on her own volition while her whole idea of making up for her misdeeds is making people feel good. Plus she looks really pretty to boot. She's like the most common of the Diamonds that people go for, I'm surprised you don't get it.Yellow's probably the most oddball choice. I get it but she seems to be the least-popular, most people aren't into stern authoritative types like her. Pink is only a little ahead of her mostly because of Rose and people that have a clussy fetish.
>>146585115>eyelash edits>awful... You rube. You absolute philistine. You tasteless fucking wanker.
>>146580876pearlwith lashes is a treasure
>>146585280Why does it work so well?
>>146585230Calm down, anon, he just means the show.
>>146585355because she's the kind of person who, under certain circumstances, would actually put in the work to do them up like that, unlike most other gems. Her and Rose Quartz, and maybe, MAYBE Lapis, on the right day.
>>146585418>Lapis>effortNot even Peridot could get her to give a damn.
