Who does this appeal to?
>>151228617Guys with stakes in the egg game.
>>151228617Me.
Something called woman
>>151228617FEET
Built for transmen
>>151228617>2010adventure time was about a boy and his dog going in adventures trying to get the girls>2025About some fat girl living in a city (nyc?) talking about her lesbian and gay friends and being depressed. Has to be a fulfillment fantasy at this point
>>151228617Cum her soles
>>151228617People who like to laugh at others misfortune.
>>151228617Millennials.
>>151228617Horny kids
>>151228678You're comparing two different shows. Hope this helps.
>>151228976Indeed, it sounds like he's comparing a decent show to a terrible show.
>>151228976>Hope this helps.Guys, Twitter is breaching containment again.
>>151228617dykes, like most children's shows these days
>>151228990I always said Fionna was dyke bait.
>>151228997everything is now, I have dyke fatigue.
>>151228983lmao, twitter is where 70% of this board's content comes from, retard
>>151229008Explains why 70% of this board is trash.
>>151229006Well now trans are taking over so you get to have something else to hate. Some variety.
>>151229020One opened the door for the other, I hate both equally for equally valid reasons.
>>151229022lol well that's one way to look at it
>>151229027There's no "way to look at it" it simply is.
>>151229034Well the reality is the fags hate trans too. Which is saying something considering how fags are. Trans are just that much worse.
>>151228617>Looks up head writer>"Adam Muto">Looks up birth year>"1980"Right at the end of Gen X (last year before turns to Millennial), meaning he is pretty much a Millennial in practice.Millennials are a nihilistic and self-hating geeration (meaning they see their lives as completely miserable and pathetic), but they are also self-obsessed (meaning they are incapable of distancing themselves from the character they are writing, they have to project themselves into the character). Those two things combines means Millennials cannot write protagonists who are not miserable fucks.
>>151228617For lame ass aging millennial spinsters that were pumped and dumped by Chad and Tyrone in their 20s and are crying now that there's not enough betabuxx since the show is just blamant projection.And mind you, the relationship melodrama was already BAD in the original show, it's just that at least you can rationalize it by the fact Finn was a 12yo with dead parents and a manchild dog that gave him shit advice constantly in relationships.Fionna is grown ass 30yo woman
>>151229056>grown ass 30yo womanso even more immature than 12yo boy and manchild dog
>>151229042Never said anything about fags, fags are sometimes alright. Dykes and trannies on the other hand are anathema to any kind of order, fun and cohesion, they only exist to agitate, exacerbate and over emotionally blow things out of proportion to say nothing of the kind of pondscum that enables them.
Fincels at it again.
>>151229074lmfao they are the same.
>>151228617I, for one, am glad women were able to overcome the oppressive 50's where all they did was sit at home, in the dark, and get addicted to valium.
She should've looked like this & appealed to me
>>151229108It's almost as bad now you mean?
>>151228976>Let's make a spin-off of Adventure Time, so we can capitalize on the built-in fanbase instead of taking a risk with an original idea.>"Hey wait, this is the total polar opposite of why I liked Adventure Time.">IT'S. NOT. FOR. YOU!!!!It's so tiring.
>>151229056Someone draw Tradwife Fionna being much happier with her life.
>>151229146>TradwifeAnother doll in the valley.
>>151229146>show trad Fionna on her deathbed surrounded by grandchildren and family>show normal Fionna dead, alone in her apartment being eaten by Cake.
>Anon just sees women en masse as a fetish for somebody at all times, no matter the situation (going to get the mail, buying gas at a gas station, walking a dog, sitting in a movie theater quietly)
>what was once a boy fantasy cartoon about a young man and his magical stretchy dog turns to a lorefilled mess full of lesbian propaganda and gay Steven Universe faggotry for 30 year old tumblr LGBTQ rainbow haired septum nose piecing obese NEET girlfailures to geek out onHow did this happen?
>>151229201who are you quoting
>>151229074There's a reason why fags can actually hold a stable relationship, both are men.Trannies and especially dykes do not, heck dykes are infamous for intra-relationship violence.
>Get women addicted to drugs over the last century>Push them into the workforce because of the war>Companies can now abuse the entire adult population instead of just half of it>Convince women that going to work is much more fulfilling than family>Also convince them that having tons of sex with strangers is true pleasure>Push for laws to allow them to kill off their offspring in the name of justice>Fearmonger to single women that they will lose all career options if they get pregnant>Also fearmonger towards couples that it's impossible to raise kids on just a one-income household>Tell women that if they love sex, don't want kids, and don't wanna be a wife, maybe they're a man and should be mutilate themselves>Now for the hell of it, let's peer pressure predatory men into women's areas>"Why are so many women writing about how miserable they are now-a-days??? Golly, it's even seeped into cartoons! I wish women would just get over it already."
>>151228617anyone on the internetare you not aware of how genuinely desperate men are now
>>151228617The same group as always: Early Zoomers. Adventure Time was always our series.
>>151229203The girlfailures started watching it when it came out and grew until they turned thirty, I don't know why this would confuse you.
>>151229201That's fincels alright.
>>151229211Engage with the post, you fucking swine.
>>151229056The show would’ve been better if Marceline just made out with Finn
>>151229246>the same girls who shipped PB and Marceline before the show did it are now working on said showGrim
>>151229260That was never going to happen.
>>151229203I still remember when adventure time was targeted towards boys and some tomboys and had its own subculture. From 2010-2014 this was the case then it went into le deep philosophical slop after that. I blame the rise of anime and YouTube/online media taking away its viewers and the writers trying to get their attention. That and Ward leaving
>>151229264More like awesome.
>>151229275Sadly
>>151229282>tomboysGuess who ended up shipping the dykes.
>>151229282This is also the reason of why so many people complain and call a good chunk of the latter part pretentious.
>>151229237Most men already gave up a decade ago by taking the red/blackpill, going MGTOW or searching pussy in a less feminist country (passportbro).The only reason why we're seeing women bitching right now is because it's finally catching up to them.
>>151229260Grave even
>>151229146She really married up.
Again I have to ask what is it about AT that especially drives /co/ insane
>>151229964LMFAO
>>151229964where did you get this picture of our future president and his second wife
>>151229988The lesbians won.
>>151230018I received it on my trufax machine.
>>151228617ADVENTURE!
>>151228617Women who look/act exactly like that.Basically women who watched Adventure Time back in 2013 and are still weird fantasy nerds to this day.
>>151228617Foot fetishists
>>151228617Sad women in their twenties
>>151228617Quirk chungus zumblr femcels and other circus freaks. >Couldn't find a relevant image in my stash, so have a Rogue cover instead.
>>151228678The thing I think OP is wanting to know is, who the fuck wants to see a show about some depressed aging weird girl being a loser who has a shit life? Where is the fun in watching that? Why transform a fantasy show about a kid that goes on magical adventures in a wacky fantasy world into a show about a pathetic adult living in a modern city? It makes zero sense to turn one series into the other, they are two totally different animals in two totally different genres. It's like taking Spider-Man and then turning it into a family sitcom that takes place in the suburbs, with no superheroes or villains in it at all. Or Transformers but instead of giant robots from space it's a group of single 20 somethings living and working in LA who go to parties.
>>151228617People that are not you.
>>151228617This would be the laziest rape ever.
>>151230302That cover looks fantastic. I doubt the actual comic is anything like this though.
>>151230153If they were fantasy nerds you think they'd want fantasy.
>>151230353I think it's ok to have Fionna realize that her unhappiness with her life runs so deep that her being a hero can't fix it but I think they could've established that in the first or maybe second episode. We only have ten episodes and it took to the third one for them to say Fionna's unhappy. Like maybe cut the whole Felix thing down to her inviting him to the Sweet Spot's opening, he shows up with Fennel, then Queenie shows up and kicks everyone out and go from there. IDK I'm not a writer.
Just imagine dropping a fat nut on Fionna's soles while she's sobbing on the floor, depressed that the only guys chasing after her are freaks who want to fuck her feet or make her eat a bowl of eggs.
>>151230353opinion discarded.
>>151230367So like most things?
>>151228678Did you ever take a second to realize you are talking about two separate series made by separate people in separate decades?
>>151230431Why use the same characters then? Why couldn't this be a completely independent story?
>>151229229They got to work convincing a generation that getting married or having kids was the failure route in life. Everyone that does that is miserable and suicidal so never ever do it. Almost every corner of advertising and entertainment spent the 90s and 00s trying to convince everyone that they should never ever marry or reproduce at all, it will only make everyone sad and depressed, and they will never achieve anything they want in life if they do.Because they want that 100% of the adult population being in the workforce and never ever taking time off for sick kids, or family events.
>>151230431Yes because one of the first replies to that post was someone saying the exact same fucking thing as you.
>>151229237Yeah but it seems most men by 35 or so, whether they are married or not, still evolve into shut-ins that never give a fuck about socializing or having friends any longer. They just persist in their dark apartments. Women emotionally break the fuck down by that same age in that same situation if they have no close connections in life. At best they become insane cat ladies and fucking ruin an apartment with their 15+ cats shitting on everything, turning it into a biohazard zone that every apartment manager fucking hates.
>>151230403The women who are into fantasy are in the middle of a 12 hour fantasy monster goon session right now
>>151230504I'd say even that's better than just moping around in modern times.At least something fantastic is happening.
>>151229260Finn becoming a vampire and running off with Marceline and a pack of wolves into the night, never to be heard from again is not a terrible way to end the series though.
>>151230353>wordswordswordsSo you are not only not even a fan of the show, but come into a thread just to complain about a show you never watched before. Got it!
>>151230353>Why transform a fantasy show about a kid that goes on magical adventures in a wacky fantasy world into a show about a pathetic adult living in a modern cityIt's because the pathetic adults living in a modern city used to enjoy fantasy shows about a kid that goes on magical adventures. But then they grew up and their inner child died. They grew up in a political bubble. And nothing they ever did made them happy. So they wrote themselves in the show. Probabaly no real family and just fucking thought some cartoon job would make them happy forever.
>>151230516Yeah exactly basically what I'm saying is basic bitch normal faggots are making things more than true autististic nerds. And dump a bucket of estrogen on that and we get this shit. And clone high 2 and steven universe which was at least new and only ruined itself.
>>151228617This kind of thing makes it more clear why Susan didn't get to go to Narnia in the Last Battle.
Girlfailures are fun. Years ago on /v/, I wrote an extensive, angsty Greentext where Sae from Persona 5 was a hopeless horny spinster who fell into lust with her sister's boyfriend, eventually culminating in a passionate, messy affair; various erotic threads which got me banned multiple timesAnyway, when I look at Fiona in this picture I see the same thing. It's kind of fun imagining a similar scenario. Jealously is such a potent, visceral emotion that's so much fun to write— especially from a woman's POV
>>151230630Based girlfailure enjoyer.
>>151230153So true.
>>151229056Holy schizo. 1 week no internet right now
>>151229056Could you at least watch the episode first, before turning this into a culture war schizo thing?
>>151232255which episode? The one about her going clubbing dressed like a slut and crying about her nog boyfriend breaking up with over text after she shook her ass on the DJ stand?
>>151230431>made by separate peopleF&C is essentially what Adam Muto wanted for AT.
>>151232294So then what does betabuxx and palestine have to do with any of that, schizo?
>>151228617It's to make up for the original Adventure Time series barely doing much with the Fionna & Cake cast. I thank you, Mr. Muto.
>>151229110That's a pretty accurate depiction of Fionna all things considered. I had to pause and catch my breath after every shot she was in.
>>151230627Damn, I haven't read those books in AGES
I don't get it... Why was this called "The Lion of Embers"?
>>151229594>>151231635Would gladly live in her boot
>>151228617It appeals to me specifically.
FUCK Fionna is so hot. GRRRR I'm whipping it out again!
>>151234036People unironically do this.
>>151233772Based boot bro
>>151228947depressing millennials*
>>151228617pineapple head
>>151234203It's a cute look regardless
>>151228617Imagine the smell
>>151228617Flat feet appeal to no one at all
>>151234987I'd kiss them
>>151234987I'd lick them
>>151234987Shit taste
>>151234131>that fucking GUT ohmaglob
>>151228617DJ Flame didn't deserve her...
>>151228617She is a pathetic slob I NEED her
>>151234987That's right, and with my GLOBAL FOOT FLATTENING DEVICE I will ensure total foot fetishist death!
>>151229078Have they ever stopped?
>>151235722Good point.
>>151228617holy shit this fucking crap has been chewed up and spat over and over again, is it even the same show anymore fucking let it die already
>>151235443Yeah, he derserved Rule 63 Flame Lord.
>>151235803>is it even the same showNo
>>151230454All the major entertainment companies are TERRIFIED of trying new things now, Warner Bros. especially. That's why Adventure Time had several new spin-offs announced last year. And why Gumball came out with a new season. And why Regular Show has a revival on the way. And why a Steven Universe spin-off is in early development.
>>151228617She only can be saved by the cock. Sadly Hunter is a freak and doesn't have one.
>>151228617It's actually pretty impressive how much more EMASCULATED each season of AT became, I'd even say that the last time they appeal to boys was around seasons 1-4, after that it becomes the writers personal vent about their IRL issues
>>151228617What's in the green bag
>>151234131Hell yeah, love it when she looks unaware or a little peeved. Delicious tumby too.
>>151236500I prefer aware
>>151236430that good kush
>>151230373seek Glob
>>151228617Tumblr dykes who regret being lesbians since they are now reaching old age, childless, husbandless, broke, who have to come home to their empty apartments while their 5 pets wait for them before they drown themselves in wine while taking SSRIs to fight their anxiety & depression because they drove out the good men in their social realm because they fell for the classic bait-n-switch scam that feminism sold to them. So they redirect their self-loathing onto literal cartoons because they are either too broke or too stupid to see a therapist due to their mental illness, since spinsters over 25 are considered useless. As for the trannies involved in the writing the series, they will never be real women.
>>151228617It's for Adventure Time fans. There's lots of lorebait
>>151230411Troon spotted.
>>151228617the modern audience, of course
>>151228617blacks.
>>151228664>dark room without much lighting>animators still mindlessly put shadows under her feet even in a setting where it makes no sense
>>151237683Wasn't she just walking around barefoot on a dirty floor? That could be house crud rather than a shadow.
>>151237604Gross, don't try to pin this dogshit on us, this is for autistic women.
>>151228617
>>151238642>autist can't take changelol
>>151239123>change is good meme
I don't watch this but I will now jack off to the main girl
>>151228617She seems sad :(
>>151228617Not me, just watching for HW
>>151228667Canon
>>151229056lol ziocuck
Serious answer: The millennials and GenZs that grew up with the later half of Adventure Time and Steven Universe. More specifically, the female and LGBT parts of these demographics. They're obsessed with their colorful blobs and their comfy coffee shop AU plotlines. That's pretty much who cartoons are made for now.
>>151229110Ass too small
>>151228617Fat
>>151240501
>>151229358very obvious way to say you don’t go outside kek. I go to work and see tons of couples everywhere, most men probably don’t even know what MGTOW means.
>>151240174She got cucked.
>>151228990>>151229006>>151229022>>151229034I appreciate the fact that someone else seems to feel this way as much as I do.
>>151229229Wait, wait, are you unironically doing the “horrible thing happens to men, women most affected” meme? Women aren’t braindead children(right?), they did this to themselves, and quite literally men were the most affected by it. All they did in response to men pointing this out, is make things worse for everybody, but I’M supposed to feel bad for THEM? The group who did this? This thing that affected my group first and harder than theirs, but ooooh it’s affecting them too now, so I should feel bad. Y’know, despite the fact that me and guys like me have wanted to talk about and find a solution to this problem for who knows how long, and got ostracised for it, we should all lick their wounds as they still throw stones at us. My, how fucking noble and christian this board gets when it comes to women. Fuck everything else of course, but women, they just deserve the patience of saints and the blessings of God, just for having cunts.
>>151228617>Loser on her 30s who is also an experienced adventurer but no one believes it gets dumped
>>151238642This guy is just another content starved furfag who is slowly turning into a vampire ghoul from lack of subsidence like Daybreakers.He's not wrong in this instance, but he's still a bitter faggot who doesn't even watch the shows he complains about. He's tweeted about this same screencap about 8 times.
>>151241685>Women aren’t braindead children
>>151229358>MGTOWI'm not black. I have no idea what phrase that is
>>151229964This is better than being a shitty spinster
>>151239123>The show is called adventure time>Let's make it about 30 yo loser women dealing with their failures in lifeYea, what a great and appropriate change that stays true to the source material. It's not like it's just another blatant self insert that's so distant from the original IP you could literally replace the charcters with anyone and it wouldn't change a thing.
>>151241989a lot of adventure time was about a young boy dealing with the failures in his life
>>151241996how many episodes were about finn's relationships and how many episodes were about wacky adventures and fantasy stuff like lich or golb?
>>151228617The kinds of people that think Girls is a good show
She looks like she rapes cats
>>151241996Yeah and those are the worst, wasn't the infamous Breezy just a shit writers projecting his ONS and being fucked by a fat girl into the show?
>>151228617for aging manhating dykes and millennial 30yo women coping how they've scared all the good men by following the rainbow cult and feminism.
>>151228617qrd?wasnt AT about fantasy land?
>>151241894I hope you find your dream prison wife life!
>>151239464Understandable.
>>151237604>blacksBlack people don't watch this shit, lmfao
>>151241784Well Gert is an exception. She originally wanted to go home and when she finally got what she wanted she feels empty inside. She actually wanted to go back to fairyland just to fuck shit up like old times.
>>151228617Shut up, if this were Peter Parker or Charlie Brown, you say, this is me, so hes my hero!!!!!
>>151244011Peter is a hero that gets abused by the writers and Charlie Brown is a literal child. Fuck off and take your retarded mid 30s spinster power fantasy shit out of here.
>>151229229They did all that shit to themselves, there was zero outside input. You act like they have no autonomy.
>>151242262fionna's universe lost its magic and turned normie. mostly
>>151228617Me, I want to cure her depression with my cock
>>151244166>dog treats>hot trash
>>151244199According to surveys 15 out of 7 dogs prefer the hot trash flavored treats.
>>151238642>>151242250Go to sleep, Ratchetfag.Eternally.
>>151229056>being a servant to some guy and spawning parasites from your body is better
>>151229123tbf the later seasons of AT focused more on bubbline than it did on Finn doing adventure shit.
Behold. The post that destroyed /co/mblr.
>>151229260Marceline had no interest in a totally dweebish fag like Finn who was also weaker and more stupid than herself. PB was more a total chad than Finn
>>151230503>>Women emotionally break the fuck down by that same age in that same situation if they have no close connections in life. At best they become insane cat ladies and fucking ruin an apartment with their 15+ cats shitting on everything, turning it into a biohazard zone that every apartment manager fucking hates.sure thing chudit's not like men commit suicide at that stage or smply go craze while women form their little friendgroups and hang out with each other, something that a man would find "gay"
>>151230018Vance is gonna get killed before he even starts running for president, probably by his own wife.
>>151228617>Who does this appeal to?kids, grooming them to have early sex
>>151244419marceline likes a bossy bitch
>>151244387Pic is a real mood.
>>151244387Well yeah apparently woman where much happier 50 years ago in the old regular nuclear familly that they are now
>>151244387>Demon logic
>>151244475The 50s were already too late, consumerism had already taken over because for the first time the majority of Americans had some disposable income.
>>151244475Being addicted to valium does make one happy.
>>151244430Stfu
>>151244504And the men were all secretly gay right?
>>151244437Hot af.
>>151244419Kys, dykefag
>>151244419Such a chad that she scored Marceline in numerous realities.
>>151244511what is this schizo babble?
>>151244483Based, Marcy is half demon so clearly they have some things right.
>>151244504as opposed to now when a third the population isn't on some sort of whacko pills, right?
>>151244475Everyone was happier in the 50s, they'd gotten off the high of ending the biggest war in human history, built the country up to fit the American dream, and there were tons of womer class protections built in to keep things fair. The 70/80s is pretty much when the country started down its death spiral.
>>151244387The bait is lazy now because people are even dumber. I blame the internet.
>>151244387Xenomorphs work the way they do for a reason. Because that shit is horror incarnate.
>>151244587Surviving an apocalypse does make one happy.
>>151244650Fag
>>151244776NTA, but if you knew shit about human reproductive biology you'd agree it's pure body horror.
>>151244419I find this ironic, because as far as I can tell Finn never actually had any romantic interest in Marceline whatsoever, but there were multiple times where she just assumed she does. It doesn't really matter, I just find it funny.
>>151244664And makes everyone want to breed like rabbits, which added to the baby boom and huge amount of nuclear families.
>>151228617>Hey Fionna! Wanna have sweaty, bed-breaking sex to get your mind off of how pathetic and lonely your life is?>"O-ok...."
>>151229052>>"Adam Muto">>Looks up birth year>>"1980"How do you get do 45 writing garbage like this and not just decide to end it all
>>151244894and that is how LSP scored.
>>151244905No, LSP is off taking it up the ass backstage on Broadway.
>>151244901Money
>>151244166Wait, os new Adventure Time is just california-lite SoL?
>>151228617Oh my god they completely butchered the art style. Adventure Time did not need MASSIVE LEGS. The noodle limbs were a lot of the identity and now Fionna just looks like her Deviantart fan art counterpart
>>151245436>Adventure Time did not need MASSIVE LEGSThick tights save lives
>>151244475Od course they were "happier". If they said anything else they would be sent to loony bin for having an opinion
>>151228976>uh sweaty you can’t compare Star Trek: TNG with Star Trek: Picard they are two different shows
>>151244166>waifu-threads.gif
>>151238642I don't even know what to tell retards like this. Personally, I think this show looks gay and wouldn't watch it. But yea, relatability and venting like this sells. I don't get why that's so hard to understand for these retards. Just because it's not your experience you can relate to doesn't mean it's bad and shouldn't have value to anyone else. It seems like the schizophrenia from /pol/ is pretty close to being done eating itself. I hate women and kikes as much as the next guy but this is getting out of hand.
>>151228678cartoons being taken over by millennial women who value lived experience more than making a fun show to watch
>>151241415You probably only saw people walking together and even if they're fucking we're ages past the point where that automatically means they have some serious exclusive relationship.
>>151244424Women attempt suicide more than men, they just also fail at it more. Not like you even need to mention that to notice they're miserable with shit lives.
>>151245787Not just that they would get lobotomized too.
>>151245787Cite example
>>151246044kek
>>151245787>>151246889So everything was better before the study if psychology was invented?Personally I agree.
>>151246866Women most certainly do not earnestly attempt suicide nearly as much as men. Their attempts are half-assed and meant to gain attention.Just check the methods they tend to use. Very ineffective. If you want to kill yourself in earnest, you blow your head off.
>>151245787>>151246889How many women were sent to loony bin or how many lobotomies were actually done though? It's not like you only have women with different opinions out there when they've been caught abusing tons of kids, screaming in people's faces or swinging on them first and lying about shit like rape for reputation or ego sake. Maybe they still didn't deserve a lobotomy but big doubt it was only completely rational nice women being labeled hysterical.
>>151247117All that means is they can't even kill themselves right. It's not a sign of a group being totally satisfied in life or strong or healthy. So yeah pretty miserable.
>>151247123Lobotomies were touted as the new science at the time and saw enough success to be considered promising.Ethical concerns aside, and I agree the Ethical concerns are huge, it was extremely imprecise and risky.The goal was not to create a drooling retard believe it or not, and it did work for some people.People who had concerns about it at the time were dismissed as old fashioned people in the way of progress.
>>151247233It's still retarded though. They could have probably given them vitamins or some type of parasite cleanse instead of cutting out chunks of brains they're not even close to understanding fully.
>>151244376Cope roastie
>>151244857There was a whole episode where he invited her to go to an outdoor make-out movie theater. Among that and other things the show made a great effort to distance the two after season 2 which sucks
>>151228617>>151233871>>151243495Haven't seen the show nor do I really care to, but Fionna is cute and literally built for me and me alone.
>>151247272Doctors were genuinely desperate to have some kind of relief to give to their mental patients, and lobotomies promised to finally give them something concrete they could do.Of course they were always controversial and in hindsight retarded, but I can see the appeal if the only other option is to see people whither.And it's not like it's all that much better today. We just act like it is.
>>151247233>>151247272Yeah clearly it was ass on head stupid but these fuckers were so dumb they played with radioactive paint like it was a toy. People were just stupid then as they are now.
>>151247272What are you? Some kind of luddite?We 1950s scientists understand the brain better than any previous point in human history, how can we be wrong?
>>151244387Better than being an old cat hag unwanted spinster.
>>151247338>People were just stupid then as they are now.True, but arguably it was less risky for people to be that stupid back in the day.It was a lot harder to completely fuck everything up when people were bound by tradition and low levels of technology.
>>151247461Honestly yeah we need to go back to tribes of like 100 people. Really a person can only remember like 300 people so we went way over that with cities and shit.
>>151228617To loser females in their 30s, apparently
>>151245787In the 70s they lobotimized you still uh uh?
>>151229964Underrated
>>151247682yeah it's pretty fuckin funny
>>151240616I cannot take anything said by a fat, ugly, black woman seriously
>>151229358In their 20s:>strong independent woman need no man. I'll Chad or Tyrone for now. What can Brad do? >the world is overpopulated. Lets become LGBTs to fixIn their 30s:>where did all the good men go?Simple: They fucked around, then found out.They fell for the classic bait-n-switch propaganda orchestrated by social engineering eugenic Jews that sold them lies so that way they can end up in Jew daycare as mentally ill dygenerate spinsters. Feminism & LGBT faggot shit are childfree ideologies that need to be outlawed & banished. Bring back insane asylums. 60 years of this lunacy needs to come to end
>>151240616Strawman fallacy
>>151248329Dumbasses shouldn't have kids nothing of value was lost.
>>151244419And that's the reason why it started to suck, & every AT fan hates the PB/Marceline force lesbian pairing. AT should have ended with Finn becoming gigachad & having his own harem. The series would have gone full circle & it would have set the ground to create future spinoffs with deeper lore. But no. Instead, the entire series got nerfed & bastardized by Tumblrinas millennial & zoomer wimen turning it into another Tumblr therapy session. This reason alone is why women should not be put in positions of power when they have history of fucking things up. John K warned us 20 years ago about you dykes, & every time a new series made by Tumblr dykes is released, he's proven right again. >Reee you would watch it cause you're homophobicYes. Now face the wall, sex deviant.
>>151234131Need more giant Fionna so fucking bad bros...
>>151248608Man this is a sad way to spend a life
>>151248608>AT should have ended with Finn becoming gigachad & having his own haremHarems are garbage. Look at jobless reincarnation.
>>151248608Pathetic, get off the internet.
>>151248608>promoting non- monogamous relationships dysgenic behavior
My biggest problem with Fionna and Cake is that it's main premise could work. Like an AU where the cast are just living their life in a normal setting could be good, I know it can cause that's literally what happened with Deltarune. Deltarune is literally your "Cozy Townie AU" of Undertale but it actually does interesting stuff with the setting.
>>151248833no wonder i don't care for this show it's for the same types of people who like undertale and deltarune
>>151248526Kys. I'm gonna have 12 white children while masturbate alone with your 12 dilators, tranny. YWNBAW.
>>151248526>"erm......lower birth rates are......le good actually">"Look man, i know migrants bring crime, lower wages and our make our lives worst in every way. But shlomo goldberg inc needs slaves they can exploit to clean their toilets for next to no pay and our people don't have kids anymore."I hate you and people like you
>>151248934You're not white and you won't reproduce.
>>151249269Not my fault they are gullible.
She's just so BAD, bros...
>>151249969Ass beast
>>151249969Her tits should be WAY LARGER than that
Frumpy retarded women.
>>151229964BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>151235543Hot
What is it about AT threads that almost always devolve into culture war nonsense? Just make these threads in /pol/ or something.
>>151229052Millennials are also just entitled as boomers but no one is ready for that conversation
>>151250393Incredibly disingenuous or naive postAT (or what it has become) IS culture war nonsense.
>>151229282Oh shut the fuck up faggot you should be glad boys found an alternative in Goku and shit that resonates with them moreI'll never understand /co/'s crying about "muh no boy cartoons" when shonen anime fills that demographic just fine, if you actually cared you wouldn't see anime as a problem
>>151230552Nigga you're stupid and talk like a woman
>>151248731
>>151250611Cope
>>151250641Fucking BASED
>>151232877Fionna is the best girl on the show
>>151244387It is, its pretty fulfilling. For men, too which people with fathers might remember if you talk to him. To birth something and see it grow and succeed in life due to your teaching, and seeing what kind of person the kid becomes, its really fulfilling and underrated.
I think there's two types of men that are into girl failures:1.) The type of man who sees an easy woman. She doesn't have her life straight, and he can either take advantage of that, or "fix" her.2.) The kind of man who's ALSO a failure, and so they'd know how to talk to someone who's similarly down and out. If Fiona was some businesswoman, he'd have no chance with her. But Fiona being a bum is perfect because the man is ALSO a bum, so he'd know exactly what to say and do with her.
Someone who storyboarded on Side Quests just shared this. He likely took some stylistic liberties, but this is technically our "first peek" at the series
>>151250919At least I'm being honest about it.
It is like men and women cannot stop blindly shitting on each other every hour of every day. Christ. No wonder nothing works!
>>151251160Yup, sure looks like adventure time
>>151238642>>151242250The fact this is doing numbers on Xitter proof enough that I made the right choice in abandoning that shithole.
>>151250837>fulfilling. For menAlright they can grow the thing.
>>151253337Culture war is not gonna end any time soon and it's going to lay its roots in every social media. You just have to decide on the least insufferable.
>>151247293It should be noted that in that episode Finn just wanted someone to go with because he wasn't allowed to go by himself and didn't quite understand the context of why it was couples only. Marceline spends half that episode using Finn to mess with PB then half that episode freaking out think he wanted to ask her out to make out with her, only to realize he just wanted to watch a movie. So no, he didn't have any romantic interest in her then either, she just always assumes he does because Marceline thinks of herself as kid crush bait or something like that I guess.
>>151254874With hindsight Marceline fucking with PB is even funnier.
>>151255013Absolutely.
>>151244387>>151253645Incredibly bizarre attitude towards forming a loving partnership with somebody and fostering new life into the world, continuing both of your genetic legacies which were handed down to you from countless ancestors.Who tricked you into being against your very nature, and why'd you so easily fall for something so obviously grotesquely wrong? Are you slow?
>>151255104Shit a fridge and come back to me retard.
>>151228617to rebecca sugar
>>151255181You're in no danger of having children spinster. And the constant recent obvious attempts to turn child birth into some evil horrible act is the most deeply twisted fucker up and evil thing ever. I'm glad we're able to point out the groups and dysgenic failures who are going to die pathetic and alone who are pushing this.
>>151253337>HW assnice
>>151240616dasss rite
>>151230353> It's like taking Spider-Man and then turning it into a family sitcom that takes place in the suburbs, with no superheroes or villains in it at all.Or Transformers but instead of giant robots from space it's a group of single 20 somethings living and working in LA who go to parties.I want to see this happen.
>>151255355Right? that pic got me rock hard
Sucking and blowing raspberries on Fionna's fat fuzzy pussy lips.
>>151245920Don't remind me of ST's sad pathetic corpse.
>>151248608You never fucked a chick. Go out and try, it'll change your life
>>151228617girls that uses bluesky and used to be on tumblr.
>>151228617At least I'm glad people are waking up with this show.This should have been an original show.
>>151228617Rich white women who are straight but LARP as queer because they have some sort of baggage with men. Vivziepop, Rebecca Sugar etc.
>>151228617when i saw the new stuff i legit thought its some parody show and i mixed something up, had to pause and go straight to imdb to look up if im actually watching the right thing
>>151229229>>151230478>Convince women that going to work is much more fulfilling than familyIts funny how the people wanting to FORCE someone into something talks about "convincing" why are you not "convincing" dude?
>>151228617The whole concept of Fionna and Cake was only funny the first time when it was a random episode of Adventure Time and the ending reveals it was just the Ice King reading his fan fiction to Finn and Jake while they're captured. There was literally no reason to make it into its own thing and I'm glad I haven't watched it
>>151230404It kind of feels like Fionna regretting letting her world stay normal, she's not really getting anything out of that decision. If anything it actively impedes her and her friends lives
>>151238642I think current Adventure Time is faggy but the show hasn't been strictly about Finn and Jake and their adventures for over a decade. Continuing to complain about this despite the decade worth of directional shift in tone, subject matter and character and still acting shocked and surprised when the faggy stuff happens makes you look like an attention starved faggot
>>151240616Which Adventure Time characters fit for this dialogue?
>>151228617Women in their late 30s with a burnout after studying and working their whole lives, realizing they just want a man to take care of them and have a baby.
>>151244151>They did all that shit to themselves, there was zero outside input.
>>151246044>venting like this sellsNigga please the only reason people are watching the show is because it's (supposed to be) adventure time
So how the fuck are they gonna resolve Cake and Human Monochromicorn's story? Is that guy gonna fuck a cat? My guess is that he's gonna somehow get turned into his magic Aaa counterpart, but its pretty insane the story right now is just that this cat wants to fuck a human man kek
>>151260466Choosegoose
>>151260758>Is that guy gonna fuck a cat?Yes.
>>151228976You don't have the later without the prior, and the later's success runs off the coattails of the prior.
I will never understand why did Jake passed away so early during adult Finn's life (Finn should be 25-30 right) it doesn't make sense adventure time HBO bullshit
>>151261082Its weird for so many reasons>Jakes an alien not a dog>Dimaggio fucking loves Adventure Time>AT writers literally drew their own fancomics showing Jake outliving FinnGenuinely no clue.
>>151228678>Fat girlOooo based gimmiii
>>151261255>AT writers literally drew their own fancomics showing Jake outliving Finnsauce?
>>151261327Drawn by AT Storyboarder Steve Wolffhard. Pretty sure he posted it to his twitter pre-Distant Lands.
>>151261255One writer did that.
>>151261348well fuckin sue me anon I shouldve said writer not writers. The other points still stand.
>>151251160Better than this tumblr fanfiction
>>151251160Oh shit I forgot about sidequests, that should be fun. Is the movie still going through too?
>>151260592people fuck themselves over all the time because of their shitty decisions. If "they" were involved, then it's those who are easily swayed by propaganda who are to blame, not the propagandist.
>>151261382Shut it.
>>151261429>Is the movie still going through too? Doubtful. This is gearing to be their THIRD failed attempt at making an Adventure Time movie. They always announce these too early in development and end up disappointing fans when nothing happens.
>>151229123>>IT'S. NOT. FOR. YOU!!!!So far only /co/ is seething hard about this show, then again they already did with the main one.
>>151244387They really think they can fearmonger us into it
>>151229056Based
>>151261872Because everyone else who doesn't like it simply stopped watching.
>>151228617damn bitch you live like this?
>>151261872True, I was not thrilled with watching the main character be raped on children's television.
>>151228617Didn’t Finn get his arm torn off, and get raped by LSP? Why should I feel bad about this fat 30 year old femcel?
>>151232575>So then what does betabuxx and palestine have to do with any of that, schizo?Use your head, dumbass.
>>151254338>Culture war is not gonna end any time soonIt is when nobody's buying the gay shit and getting tired of all this nonsense. People just want enjoyable entertainment to kickback and watch for a bit. Not to be lectured by ugly nerds.
>>151261911Die barren and alone.Soak up this fuck awful faggit filled demoralization propaganda.
>>151240616Who say it like this?
>>151242250>they've scared all the good men>Good menNo such thing exists
>>151254338>>151262824The irony is the culture war started with and when leftoids decided to jam their politics full mask off into everyone's faces. Entertainment and cartoons were far less political leading up to this. When entertainment was activated, it died down quickly, now there's been a feverish constant activation of politics that hasn't been turned off like it has in the past. The biggest tragedy is that there will be plenty of creators and shows that aren't going to be given a voice or opportunity because their show isn't progressive (woke) enough, if not full outright gatekeeping people out of creative industries because purely of politics and who's the biggest (bullshitter) victim.
>>151228617THIS BITCH FEET LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT LMAO!!!!
>>151250422It's because if we're being honest Zoomers are equally entitled and society isn't even trying to pretend we haven't fucked up Gen Alpha
>>151261911They're really crazy then.
>>151244387Probably bait, but.>being a servant to some guyAs though a wife has no autonomy in modernity, and has to stand over a stove all day, when that was just propaganda to begin with. I'd love to be a stay at home parent (father). Than have to spend my days chasing loot for the family.>spawning parasites from your body is betterWell, then enjoy being a genetic cul-de-sac, because you consider a baby a parasite (a being that shares 60% percent of DNA from the mother's side) and you think that youthful lifestyle will last till you're in a wheelchair. Goddamn, feminism literally demonizes motherhood and procreation at the behest of being a capitalist stooge for your boss in place of a partner and children that will pay dividends in meaningfulness well past your prime. Get back to us like all, like the other 60+ feminists who lament their lonely egotistical self-aggrandizing lifestyles who snubbed their noses at motherhood and now secretly cry behind closed doors.
Jerking off on Fionna's legs and feet
>>151264420Stfu, roastie bitch
I can't help but notice how much they sexualize the guys but Fionna herself is apparently off limits.
>>151244387Take your Amoxicillin. I can smell your failed axe wound from here.
>>151265345>60% percent of DNA from the mother's sideNot true, wtf are you talking about.
>>151268163Derp, I had to relook at that, yeah, it's not that much of a difference, but technically the child has more genetic traits from the mother rather than the father, but not to that extent.
>>151228617Fionna was created on /co/, she is just finally on our level.
>>151228617freaks
>>151228617This show is Sex and the City/Girls for zoomers...and I like it
>>151261470It's true this shit sucks
>>151269353I hate it though.
>>151269353Faggot
>>151229052>Millennials are a nihilistic and self-hating geeration (meaning they see their lives as completely miserable and pathetic), but they are also self-obsessed (meaning they are incapable of distancing themselves from the character they are writing, they have to project themselves into the character). Those two things combines means Millennials cannot write protagonists who are not miserable fucks.Zoomers are all pill-popping faggots who flaunt their imaginary trauma for clout on TikTok and self-insert as the gayest character in whatever cartoon they watch. Maybe sit this one out.
>>151228617How is this Adventure Time?
>>151270833Adventure time died in the 3rd season. The iconic look and simple premise was so good snd iconic that parasites(ironic considering they call the chikdren this show was for parasites) took it over snd had been using it asa skin suit after hollowing it out. AT is dead. This is just a ghoul wearing its corpse like a mask.
>>151270833Finn is dying. HW crosses into Fionnaworld on her quest to save him.
>>151248788Tenchi Muyo says your a loser cunt.>>151250551Youre right. Thus shit is for homos and unfuckable women.
SLUT!
>>151265345>demonizes motherhood and procreationThe modern problem is that it takes a man worth being with to pull this off. A lot of women (correctly) choose to be alone until they meet a man who actually likes them and the ones who aren't selective are now single mothers.
>>151271090giwtwm
>>151271090>plapped so hard it destroyed the buildingIt should have been me.
>>151270921Close enough, welcome back Punished Aurora!
I'm almost 31. Can I still find myself a Breakfast Princess gf.
>>151241685>Women aren’t braindead children(right?)Well... They will try to convince you otherwise
>>151272656>ywn shake the very foundation of your apartment with Fionna
>>151262753What do i need to do with my head? Repeatedly bash it against a wall?
>>151228617retards that will consume anything, this is show is a garbage fire built on the pile of shit that was the latter half of adventure time
>>151229229>>151230478What fantasy do you live in? Because I want in
>>151271090Never watched the show, but is the whole plot just Fionna being a stupid fat sad bitch and getting laid a bunch despite that?
>>151228617Its so funny talking to other dudes who grew up with adventure time. 99% of the time they'll agree they lost intrest around the time adventuring started taking a backseat to melodrama and then react with surprise at how long the show actually kept going. Modern AT is pure womanshit
>>151274404>react with surprise at how long the show actually kept goingtbf this was more cartoon networks fault than AT's. It was fucking impossible to catch the new episodes near the end, because they'd play once and then get lost in a sea of TTG reruns. I remember if my DVR missed them I'd just give up on ever seeing them lol
>>151228617Just watching it for Huntress Wizard >>151261429>>151261840Muto basically confirmed the movie and the BMO spin off won't be happening due to some internal WB fuckery, Fionna and Cake probably won't get a season 3 either despite Muto wanting more Side Quests was animated before whatever the fuck is going on at WB happened, but it wont be getting more than a single season probably
>>151228617You guys talk a big game about how much you love girlfailures and then one shows up in a cartoon and it's suddenly "ermmm, who is this for???"
>>151274573Cute butt
>>151274579they want a girlfailure like themselves, meaning someone who doesn't get laid
>>151274579I've hated the concept of "girl failures" since day one since they're always just normal women that are attractive and get laid constantly and their "failures" in life are just "oh no I still work a shitty job. Oh no I still want to fuck my ex. Oh no I only eat door dash".
>>151228617honestly this show is weirder knowing she's pushing 30. Like she felt like a late teen to young adult who was just starting out in the world or in a rut in her early 20s. But no she's a literal 30 year old girl who is acting like a overgrown child. >Oh no rent>What's a mortgage>What are loans and aprsFiona isn't 19 she's 29 minimum. It's weird how much writers push this narrative of super incompetent late 20s and 30 year olds maybe I'm just weird. But I'm much younger and I just can't relate I hated not having a job and ever being a burden on others. An it's not like it's just rough life stuff like lost a job and coping with bills no she very much is a lazy bum who quits and gets fired constantly. Idk who can relate to such a loser as it's not even relatable she is shown to be disliked in her town as a nuance but again it feels like it goes from loveable loser to dude grow up really fast.
>>151274939>Anon discovers the women never actually grow upIts sad, yet true.
