Cosmo! Wanda! I wish Proxima Centauri swapped places with RX J1856.5−3754!
>>153831273I don't know nearly enough about space stuff to understand the implications of this wish.
>>153831280Proxima Centauri is the closest star to Sol. And I'm going to take a wild guess that RX J1856.5−3754 is a super massive black hole or something.Timmy's trying to make his problems everyone's problem, and he wants his problems to go away forever.
>>153831893Although it would ruin our ability to observe a large portion of the night sky, I wouldn't mind a black hole that was just outside of being dangerous to us, so that we could observe the effects of a black hole with the naked eye.
>>153831893The star with the funny name is actually a neutron star. Neutron stars are pieces of shit that spray radiation in all directions. Putting it this close to the solar system would fry the entire thing with intense radiation within minutes. And RX J1856.5-3754 is one of the weaker neutron stars that we know of.
>>153831920I am almost certain that if we could see a black hole from Earth we would be completely doomed. I don't think their is a "safe" observable distance. If we can see it, it's probably going to be affecting us somehow.
>>153831955A black hole in place of proxima centauri would not affect us in any way. 4 light years is too far for its gravitational pull to have any meaningfull effect on our system, let alone Earth.
>>153831280RX J1856.5−3754 is a neutron star. That close to earth it would sterilize the surface of the planet via xray and gamma radiation
>>153831996The universe is so gigantic that if there is a divine creator he sure as fuck would give a shit about this one pimple of a rock floating in space. That's my take, anyway.
>RX J1856.5−3754 (also called RX J185635−3754, RX J185635−375, and various other designations) is a neutron star in the constellation Corona Australis. At approximately 400 light-years from Earth, it is the closest neutron star discovered to date. Presumably OP's implication is that the emissions from the magnetic poles of the star would eventually point at our solar system and kill everyone. I dunno if the high energy radiation from a neutron star 4 light years away would be sufficient though.
>>153831273This wish wouldn't get granted, it goes against the No Harming Humans rule. The neutron star RX J1856.5−3754 stays where it belongs.
>>153832025wouldn't give a shit*Awful typo. There's so much fucking more out there.
>>153832038Cosmo sure as fuck wouldn't know what the fuck that is.
>>153832053I have faith that Wanda does.
>>153832025I like the lab rat theory and we're just the war monger planet where even the super natural can fuck an alien's day not all of them but most of them and that's why we dont see other lifeforms
>>153831280He's wishing for a Neutron Star to be parked outside our solar system, which would quickly kill everyone and render Earth uninhabitable.
>>153831996Maybe the goddess put em there to keep us on our toes.
>>153831926only if the orientation puts its jets pointed towards us.
>>153831273Would trying overly complicated dangerous wishes like this on dumb fairies work, or would the wands instantly reject it?
>>153831926>within minutesWouldn't it take 4 years?
>>153832745Hard to say because outside of the occasional rigid rule (true love, win competitions, etc), they're fairly inconsistent.
>>153832745This one wouldnt work because theres nothing funny about it and it doesnt lead to any kind of episode premise
>>153831273>>153832000This would be a real funny idea for a lost episode creepypasta:>Timmy gets tired of living and goes on Wikipedia>he finds the page for RX J1856.5−3754>Timmy would then find Proxima Centauri, study the two, and plan his final wish>He spends one more with his parents, Vicky, Crocker, and his classmates at school>The next day, he slowly leads Cosmo and Wanda onto his wish>Timmy, unafraid of the consequences of his final action, wishes to replace Proxima Centauri with RX J1856.5−3754>Wanda expresses her hesitance, but is cut short by Cosmo screaming "REPLACE PROXIMA CENTAURI WITH RX J1856.5−3754" hyperrealistically before they are hit with a blinding white light>Timmy holds his hands out while he is immediately melted into a pile of goo >the episode transitions into a silent montage of all the human characters, as well as animals and plant life, getting cooked by the intense radiation of the neutron star>Crocker is shown mouthing fairies before melting alongside his mother>The shoes of Timmy's parents are shown at their open front door, barely sticking out from above their mixed pile of Turner goop>Vicky manages to get one last "TWERP" out before melting>Tootie is also dead>The viewer is shown one final shot of a lifeless Dimmsdale covered in the white blinding light before swiftly cutting to the credits>Weirdly enough, the credits scene is normal>This episode was only aired one time and was never seen again
>>153831926>Putting it this close to the solar system would fry the entire thing with intense radiation within minutes.Not really
>>153831996Why does our planet being small have any bearing on whether God exists or not? If it were me I'd probably create the heavens too to give humans to look at in wonder, simply because I can. It wouldn't even be as hard as it seems, because he's omnipotent and omniscient.
>>153832113Technically speaking, our stint on the mortal coil is just our pupal stage - death takes us to the next point of our evolution, though what that is I honestly don't know (we're not supposed to know - all creatures that evolve do not inherently know what it is they become before they transform).
>>153836067>Earth alone has several pantheons's worth of deities.Those are demons/fallen angels.
>>153836075According to who? You? East Asia's gods are still going strong in spite of the big Abrahamic 3's omnipresence.
>>153836112>According to who? You?Bible. >East Asia's gods are still going strong in spite of the big Abrahamic 3's omnipresence.Yeah, those are demons.
>>153836118The "demons" rule over relatively chill countries like Japan while the greatest countries of the just and charitable Christian God are currently bombing each other. How curious.
>Cosma and Wanda raise their wands>Wands go flaccid>Wanda pulls out Da Rulez>WandaL "Sorry Timmy, but it looks like making a wish that would render your home inhospitable is against the rules.">Cosmo: "Boy, I bet somebody got fired over that one!"
>>153831996Big things are bigger than us, woah, I don't really see the correlation.
>>153836418I forgot this was a thread about the Fairly Odd Parents.
>>153836383Muslims and jews aren't christian and neither is America or the west for that matter, but I don't know if you want to pull on that thread. Suffice it to say Isreal isn't bringing glory to God (nor have they since they reject Christ) nor is the west because they're Isreal's puppets.>JapanYour chill country committed the rape of nanking.
>>153836435>I forgot this was a thread about the Fairly Odd Parents.Average /co/ thread
>>153836434People forget the context of WHY the vastness of the universe is a point against religion. For centuries Christianity defended a cosmology that put Earth at the centre and Christian-influenced philosophy claimed God's people could only be at the centre. The fact that the universe is infinite and seemingly 99% made of horrid black holes is disproval of those theories.The modern comeback that "well, the Earth might be small but le indomitable human spirit shall overcometh" is a new cope from Christians who grew up on the internet and think this debate began with Reddit with no previous context.
>>153836477>>153836509I accept your concession.
>>153831273Why is Timmy constantly trying to kill everyone, bastardize physics, or break reality?
>>153831996>How do people believe in the teachings of that elitist robe-wearing clique that claims to have esoteric knowledge beyond the reach of common man?>I believe in the teachings of the other elitist robe-wearing clique, they all double-checked each other and we should accept what they say without question.You're the same type of hylic, just dancing to another beat.
>>153836615He's a child with unlimited power stuck in a town that's cartoonishly evil towards him
>>153836615He inherited his parents' antisocial behavior but not their low IQs
>>153831996>inconsequentialTo what? The rest of the universe has no consciousness. Only us and God do.
>>153831273Lel
Even if they swapped instantly, wouldn't even be noticed or Earth for 4.3 years.In that time, FOP is sure to be cancelled and all wishes become null and void.
>>153837080Says who?Why would an infinite god create such a large universe and only create life on one tiny dirtball?
>>153836615Everyone picks on him.He should have just wished for instant orthodonture and no one remembers he used to have beaver-teeth.For his second wish...
>>153836477Sums it up. Silly and sad but that's humanity.
>>153831996Because God loves us, no matter how small we are. It's not hard for God to do that, either. Even if there were life on every other planet in the universe, He could still have a personal, loving relationship with every living being.
>>153831996They just can't handle the truth.
>>153836509From people who didn't even have electricity.
>>153841204Because humans are special :B >In reality humans have huge egos.
>>153841204Because He felt like it.
>>153831273Timmy is constantly flunking his classes, no way he even knows what Proxima Centauri and RX J1856.5−3754 are.
>>153832053>>153833188I think the outcome is that Cosmo wouldn't even understand that this wish is about stellar bodies, and in confusion he'd turn it into something completely different and unrelated, like a rapper and a country singer who happen to have weird names.
>>153836542confession denied
