>what if shazam was a perverted old man and used his power word so that he can withstand getting anally gangbanged by trannies lmaoGarth Ennis is a master at his craft.
He's Martian Manhunter in appearance though
>>153833337why'd you kill me dog jack
>>153833337>>153833342>>153833353Thanks for the info, a literal nobody.
>>153833337There's literally a Shazam stand in and he's every /co/fag's self insert (shota that rapes older women)
>>153833360DC has like a 5 A-listers and the rest are D-listers that no one gives a shit about. Marvel has them beat in that regard because at least they have B- and C-listers like Daredevil and Iron Fist.
>>153833405I thought the Nazi was Captain Marvel
>>153833353Jack died as he lived, painfully confused and penetrated.
>>153833445He was Thor but looked like Captain Marvel.
>>153833360So he's like you?
>>153833405Which character was that? I forgot.>>153833445No, Payback was the Avangers parody (pay back -> avenge). The nazi was Thor, Soldier Boy was Cap, Crimson Countess was Wanda, I forgot the rest.
>>153833440>5Being awful generous today, aren't we
>>153833566I think not-Shazam was in Dear Becky
>>153833619>>153833566
>>153833585Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, and Green Lantern. What other characters have had multiple movies, multi-season shows, or video games? >Ackshually James Gunn...Has produced nothing but flop-slop. Daredevil and Jessica Jones had their shows too, it doesn't make them A-listers. >What about Joker and Harley Qu...They're and extension of Batman. Just as Spider-man's rogue gallery is just an extension of Spider-man.
>>153833688green arrow had that show with a couple of season back in the day
>>153833566The others were Tek-Knight (Iron Man with a Batman twist), Swatto (The Wasp), and Mind-Droid (Vision maybe? idk)
>>153834200Doesn't Mind Droid have a great ass?
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>>153833595Anyone got that one page Ennis did where his stand-in argues about the merit of comics and then he makes fun of The Darkness?
>>153834523>>153833629He should probably kill this kid
I'm curious if anyone did the "tacticool superheroes in the defense industries" satire plot as its main one. In a way Supergod was supes as nukes but what about supes as Special Forces or armor/air squadrons
I'm shocked, frankly. I'd expect Garth Ennis to have much greater respect for super hero comics.
>>153834200was it ever explained why he had bolts on his dick
>>153835200I was expecting him to have more mercy with rednecks
>>153833445There are 3 not Shazams in the verse, Ennis seems to really dislike the concept.
>>153833405that's literally me!!!!
>>153833337>>153833360>t. illiterate floppyfaggotNow go complain about how nobody wants to talk about comics and why the floppyfaggots need to get their own board when you're so stupid.
>>153833595>b...but sir, Garth Ennis is irish.
>>153835200So good.
