Terrible
>>154085402Slime girl sex
the party goes on
>>154085492
plap the slime girl marten
>>154085402This feels oddly early.
Why would LLMs even exist in this world?
>>154086966They're a simple concept, so someone would think them up eventually. Some jackass comes up with the idea, throws a tiny fraction of their world's infinite processing power at it, and makes billions by telling investors "nah, LLMs technically don't have rights, so you can have slaves! Being retarded is a FEATURE."
>>154086966Maybe they were developed on the way to true AI?
>>154086966LLMs are the floppy disks of AI
>>154086966Why wouldn't they?Genuine question btw
>>154086966AI canonically use most of their processing power maintaining their sentience, they'd probably develop LLMs themselves to boost their own capacities.
>>154085402Just make a play for martin blond secretary bot. You're so much better for him then the redhead you don't even KNOW.
>>154089509Because the singularity happened in 2003 in this universe.
>>154086966You have to pay the sentient AIs LLMs can be exploited for free.
>>154089921Yes and?I understand that, in QC's world, LLMs aren’t as advanced as the "real AIs", but that doesn’t mean they aren’t useful. Just because AI exists in our world doesn’t mean that simple programs will all disappear or stop being developed.
>>154090364>doesn't mean they aren't usefulThey're barely useful in our world.
>>154090389exactly the case as we are even destroying our planet in real time to make them exist and they are not even useful for the damage they cause
>>154085551I wish they would just rape him already.
>>154091596you cant rape the willing anon
>>154091821Is he willing?
>>154090389>>154090616Analytical LLMs are incredibly useful.
>>154091944Depends on the amount of alcohol consumed while Claire is present. Maybe she will turn out to be a Cucqueen but as a test toward Marten's loyalty to bring someone else into the bedroom.BUT THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED
>>154091967I agree Moray is very useful.
>>154091999>>154094142paradise world
>>154094325True, I wish I was live there
>>154091999Me on the left!
>>154091999>>154094142>>154094404Terrible
>>154095871terrible terrible terrible
>>154091999me on the right>>154088438that's what genejacks are for
>>154091967Alright, I'll bite. What are they useful for? How is what they're being used for not achievable by redirecting the resources that made them possible (man-hours, energy, materials, etc.) elsewhere? Lighting paintings on fire in a pit can also be incredibly useful at keeping people warm up until you figure out a stove can do the same thing but more effectively.
>>154096000Weather prediction, cancer detection
>>154086966Maybe thats like having Chimpanzee or Gorillas around? Or they just discuss when the programm is considered a person.
Questionable Content is my favourite webcomicI hadn't read it for like, 15 years +, but knowing it is so utterly shit and the art has actually gotten worse, yet it brings in 20k a month, has given me the confidence to just launch into a full webcomic when i can barely draw!
>>154096013Also good for scamming the elderly by mimicing the voice of loved ones over the phone, also good for botting social media to spread disinfo and influence elections, also good for mass surveillance and reporting wrong think and dissention from the new world order.But hey at least we can predict if it will rain or whether we have cancer that we cant afford to treat!
>>154085551>>154085402Stupid, sexy Zlata?
>>154097060She could stand to be a little sexier. I've noticed a recurring trend where a lot of crushes are established and forgotten. Roko>Clinton, Winslow>May, Liz>Marten, Zlata>Marten. Makes me think Jeph believes the mere existence of a crush is enough to be interesting.
>>154096000Organizing large amounts of data, basically. Even shit like>>154096013is not great, because you get weird baises based on what data the llm is fed, and hallucinations. But you can train an llm to go through and collate data pretty well.The issue isn't that llms are inherently bad, but people started calling them "artificial intelligence" and claiming they could do shit that they cannot do. They're a tool, and a useful one, but they can't create and they aren't a replacement for actual skilled human workers. They can augment human intelligence but not replace it.
>>154098449>Organizing large amounts of dataIsn't that literally what Claire was tasked with? And it was treated like an extremely daunting task.
>>154096258Yeah and cars kill tons of people every year and cause pollution.
>>154098828Good point. We should cut down on those and install more trains as well.
>>154099429"We're gonna need oil for at least another decade." - Sleepy Joe
>>154098478I don't really think you should take Jeph's presentation of anything as accurate to the real world.
>>154099873It should at least make sense internally. LLMs weren't previously mentioned (outside of the turkeys breaking the 4th wall), so they didn't have to exist in this world. But now that they do, that destroys a previous plot point.
>>154100040>It should at least make sense internally.It should, but that's a bar too high for Jeph.
>>154085402
>>154101584now I have a name to attach to the pink anal slut
>>154101584I swear to god if this DOESN'T end in any sex...
I see like 3 loonies in this comic right now
>>154101584>>154101669>5 autistic girls (one with dick)>1 boy>plenty of alcoholin a normal universe sex would be the only possible outcome
>>154102015well that stuff happens off screenas I remember Jeph does 4th wall gags in the past
>>154091999>>154094142>>154094404Only reason I come to these threads
>>154101584isn't this like the fifth time in a row Liz get drunk in a party with Marten?has any other girl been in that situation beforehow long Jeph can keep baiting us with the same trick?has he finally covered all the possibilities his patreon censors allow him?is he now running in a loop?
>>154102015Normally two would pair up and either do it in front of the others or take it to a room. And the others would wait a bit then go into the room and watch anyway.
>>154101584>Martin! Get that dick in here! >We need a distraction from this drunk robot and drunk loli!
>>154098449>people started calling them "artificial intelligence" There's no marketability to "linear algebra"
>>154096258Hopefully one of those two things kills you
>>154101584SEEEEEX
>>154100040Not really, Claire is tasked with creating and managing a department, database, and archival system designed to be used by multiple other departments (and apparently having HR thrown in her lap too). As pointed out, properly implemented analytical LLMs are a tool to improve performance but a poor substitute for actual human workers. You're a basically making the same argument the AIbros make about how vibe coding can replace actual coders.
>>154101584>Maybe if you stick it up far enough you'll jostle your brain looseWell, there was this one chink who fixed his back pain with a large enough buttplug
>>154105285God I wish that were me
>>154101584That was a pretty sick burn.
>>154102280>is he running in a loopyes, low stakes drama over someone being a little rude is basically the only arc he does anymore
>>154101584Pick and choose which two it's fun
>>154105285She's tried just about everything else at this point except calling her dad.
>>154085402I like how he made a comic about AI but now feels the need to virtue signal against itThe people who hate it aren't going to spare him, they're going to want him dead for clanker sympathy
>>154108645Wasn't there an incident like 3000 pages ago where May got insulted for being a robot once and that was supposed to represent a broader societal discrimination despite never happening again?
>>154107726moray and emily will be teasing marten while claire is busy dealing with zlata
>>154108681He's going to have to find a way to justify it as actually totally based because now all his friends performatively hate it
>>154108645>>154108681>>154108777I doubt it because QC AI is just Futurama robots. Though given our joking about AIs in QC doing a soft overthrow of humanity, it'd make perfect sense the robots would opposed to LLMs despite being objectively more advanced - LLMs would remove a major advantage the robots have over humanity in data processing.
>>154107490>low stakes drama over someone being a little rudethat's the 9/11 for most normie's lives. you have no idea how boring most people really are
>>154101584So if you're Emily in this situation, it's basically>you>your coworker>your boss, who used to be your coworker>your boss's assistant>your boss's boyfriend who used to be your boyfriend>a slime monsterthis is the weirdest work party ever
>>154109133A lot of women are surprisingly chill spending free time with an ex. Though I don't mean that as a compliment.
>>154101584Great another 2 weeks of "you should apologize for what you said to Liz"
>>154109893but this time in might end in sex! right?!
>>154109133she and marten never dated, they were just close friends and she kissed him on the cheek for aiding her after she got bitten by a snake (way, WAY back in the massachusetts chapters).
>>154109133Emily never dated Marten. You're confusing some other forgotten rebound lay.
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>>154110306Yes...Oh YES!!!!
TWENTY THREE FUCKING YEARS OF THIS DRIVEL
>>154110306Does a man choose the novelty of a new conquest, the alluring bond of a soulmate, the ferocity of unrequited love, or the most bombastic ass imaginable?
>>154110306HOLY SHIT!! WORTH THE WEIGHT!!>>154110331Still offering more than HL3 ever being made.
>>154110306I'll take Dr. Loli!
>>154110306I'll take Moray!
>>154110489>that can!>my dick!>do the math!>>154110331
Emily or bust!!
>>154110306holy fucking shit
>>154110306you just keep surpassing yourself
>>154110306I want to bury my face in each one ToT
>>154110306Marry, fuck, kill, impregnate.
>>154110306Order of choice - slime girl, robot chick, loli, emily
>>154096222The most important thing is a consistent schedule and characters that are at least theoretically hot.
>>154090364>Just because AI exists in our worldyou what mate
>>154110562Emily AND bust, please and thank you
>>154110086He should have run away with her at that juncture. He could be the one pounding all available holes instead of having all his available holes pounded.
>>154110306>Marten and Claire fistbumping as they both go through each of the fourFinally, they both get to top at the same time!
>>154110306Being hand-drawn, I have to wonder if dbaru spent more time on this page than Jeph did on his. JJ supposedly does them in an hour, right?
>>154110306The only reason this comic is still getting donations. The corruption fanart!
