Would you like to be Pinocchio's Conscience?
Hell no.
>>154570771I'll do it for a litle kissu
>>154570771The Blue Fairy is an underrated qt.
>>154570771I'd be a shitty conscience. All I'd do is tell Pinocchio that the Blue Fairy is a shotacon and wants him sexually.
>>154570771sure why not
>>154570771No. Having to talk some asshole into getting his shit together would be pretty close to my personal hell
>>154570771I would rather be his friend
>>154570828The Blue Fairy is cute, but Disney's take is probably one of the most boring takes on her outside that.
today i will remind them
>>154570771Reminder he fucking kills him in the book.
>>154570771Disney Pinocchio? Sure. He may be unfocused and naive but he's fundamentally a sweet kid without malice, Jiminy was just an incompetent and lazy horndog.Colody Pinocchio? Hell, no! That little shit was sociopath who deserved to be hanged.
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>>154570771if the fairy promises sexo of course>>154572819kek
The Fairy with the Turquoise Hair...>>154570771>Loses the turquoise from her hair>>154572819>Loses the hair entirelyPoor girl.
>>154572819Well, there goes my boner. Forever.
>>154573049Yeah, but he still shows up every now and then as a ghost then a zombie* at the end of the book. >>154573134True. Though Pinocchio isn't a faerie tale in the sense of being folkloric in origin, it's clearly heavily inspired by European folkloric tradition insofar as the protagonists aren't perfect and good in every way and have actual hardship and/or brutality in their lives to deal with. >* not really; the faerie just brings him back from the dead and now he's a doctor
>>154570771Nope
