Why did Cartman never get revenge on Wendy? Guy killed thousands of people for revenge before, it really doesn’t make sense he never got revenge on Wendy.
>>155726591are you mentally deficient or are you playing a character and just acting like a retarded zoomer?
>>155726591Because chuds never win
Cartman only works comedically as a character because he's allowed to face karmic justice every once in a while
>>155726898Cartman's a psycho kid who is only as competent as the episode needs him to be for the joke of that episode to work. Sometimes that entails summoning Cthulhu and killing millions, sometimes that means getting slapped once and running home screaming
>>155726898>his funniest moments are when he screws others over.His funniest moment is losing Cartmanland after giving everyone grief all episode.
>>155726591Why doesn't this show allow the girls to be as silly as the guys? The closest we ever got was Wendy's audition song in season 4 and fat Heidi
>>155726786Bullshit, Cartman's at his best when he basically functions as karmic justice for OTHER characters. He's like the Ha-Satan from the Old Testament, the Adversary, the Tormentor, sent to wreak havoc on people who have it coming. That IS the point of Scott Tenorman, it's the point of him humiliating the Christian music industry with Faith+1, it's the point of him being against the hippies, against the Washington Redskins, and, always, against Kyle, who DOES always have it coming because Kyle's a fucking bitch and so is his mom.Cartman in his prime functioned as an avatar of karmic justice himself. That's what everybody loved about him.
>>155726591Isn't that the joke? Cartman can take down just about anyone but Wendy kicks his ass no problem. Also Wendy's pretty psycho herself.
>>155727470You know the "safe horny" thing? South Park is basically "safe edgy," or it became so somewhere along the line. Only being edgy against acceptable targets.
>>155727448The only reason she was made psycho in that episode too was because Trey realized the ending was too rushed and downer to have Ms. Ellen legit be a spy, so they rewrote the final part to show Wendy as the mastermind. But now he wants everyone to forget those early seasons.
>>155726898Fag
>>155728629>be ashamed of the seasons everyone likes the mostYou know, this is kind of arrogant on his part, isn't it? He's surely received plenty of feedback by now about how much people like the earlier seasons of South Park. His insistence that they're bad, and they suck, is contradicted by what other people have told him. You'd think past a certain point maybe Trey would have the humility to consider if maybe he's wrong about this.
Getting humiliated like that by Wendy sounds hot as fuck ngl
South Park needs to get horny
>>155727470>acting like this is Death Battle, lmaoIt was a Death Battle, Butters was practically telling Wendy to RAPE and GAPE Cartman cause why else would he say "fuck him up, Wendy!"?
>>155728803>Being an adult>Losing to Kid Wendy
>>155728806As others have pointed out, this is all a lot funnier, WAS a lot funnier, when it wasn't as common. Cartman used to almost be a god in terms of his power to destroy people. So him getting beaten up by a girl is really funny IN LIGHT OF THAT, it's a subversion of our usual expectations to humorous effect.But Cartman takes too many Ls these days and it's just become lame.
>>155727470>You're acting like this is Death Battle, lmao.No that'd imply I was taking it seriously. I don't know how calling it a joke would lead you to believe that.
Do you think there gonna bring back chef?
>>155728786One could imagine now that if he and Matt had a way to rewrite their old works, they'd have tons more Randy, more Butters, 0% Pip and the other old cringe side characters, and the main boys would have their current personalities. And fans would wonder "Why, Trey, why?" as the hidden Visitors are erased too.
>>155729095They haven't answered Isaac Hayes Jr.'s requests to be on the show so probably no, unless they think they can profit off an AI Chef by feeding his dad's voice lines into a generator.
Where the humor in Cartman beating up Wendy?
>>155726591You have to *really* go out of your way to get Cartman to follow through on revenge. If you just leave him alone for long enough he'll stop giving a shit.
>>155729602>Be 8>Funny>Be 30+>Arousing
>>155726591Because that would make him look too unlikable.And because the writers like Wendy and don’t want Cartman to kill her.
>>155726591I assumed Cartman secretly still has some feelings for Wendy after she kissed him long ago during the debate. And thus doesn’t want to hurt her.
>>155727189Most shows are scared to portray women in a grotesque light because the creators are scared of being viewed as misogynistic which usually makes them come off as infantilizing their female audience since the women in there audience are treated as if they cant take a joke.>>155726591episodic show plus I don't think they want an episode of a major female character who's usually written as strong and liberal getting her jaw broken in.
>>155729788Yeah despite what some fanfic writers thought Wendy should get done to her, Tratt hadn't gone as grossout for the girls at that point.There was a writer Loogie/Luigi that would boast of being closest to canon and a proud conformist, but some of his jokes like having Wendy covered in rhinocerous cum would probably be something they'd give to Randy.
>>155726591god I love ryona
>>155729788Red is an exception
>>155726591Good Morning Sir
>>155727189>>155727288>>155729788>>155729843>we will never have an ep like Good Tines With Weapons for the girls
>>155729126The millionaire weenies bring Chef back with AI because something something.
>>155726591Wendy outscales
>>155726591>it really doesn’t make sense he never got revenge on Wendy.it's funny that he didn't
>>155728844Cartman being some 300IQ evil super genius child was mostly a fandom invention. He usually takes Ls. In the very first episode he’s raped by aliens. Scott Tenorman was memorable because it’s one of the few times he wins in a very brutal fashion.
>>155730988>Cartman being some 300IQ evil super genius child was mostly a fandom invention. He usually takes LsHe fluctuates between both until recently in like Season 20. Now he only takes Ls
>>155726663>Being brainraped
>>155732255Takes one to know one
has wendy ever faced consequences for her actions or had her comeuppance?
>>155733285Failed to stop the digital photo-editing fad and sullenly gave in.
>>155727239If you don't think Cartman is meant to be a selfish idiot that fucks things up most of the time I don't know what to tell you
>>155734283Literally Satan is more sympathetic than Cartman.
>>155727239Except>In 200/201 Scott gets payback on him severely and reveals that Cartman basically killed his own Dad >Faith+1 was Cartman trying to scam the Christian music group to prove he could easily get a platinum album with it, which he ends up totally wrong about>Despite all the shit Cartman does to Kyle, he still saves him and his family from California and Kyle brings him back home after the incident with the JewpacabraI don't know where you're getting this "avatar of karmic justice" thing from when most of that karmic justice gets doled out on him.
>>155726591Simple: The writers didn't allow it. But let's be frank, shall we? Cartman is a heavy fatty, however unlike your typical fatty, he's not afraid to throw a few punches & not afraid to humiliate his opposition, & has proven on multiple times in taking out someone in a fight. Wendy is just as crazy & built like your average elementary school girl, so Cartman could have easily knocked her out with one blow. Only reason it was not allowed because the writers didn't allow it.
>>155733650Also got laughed at for her stupid breast implants, flipped off by Stan for being a ho dumping him for Token, and other epic Wendy Ls pre-List.
>>155726591Because Trey and Matt are hacks
>>155731109I'd argue the only one he didn't deserve was the Post-COVID special one. His future self did eventually decide to do the right thing but he got fucked over by the butterfly effect anyway. Other than that, it's not really new that Cartman's got a self sabotaging tendency. He's had multiple chances to improve and use his potential for something meaningful and every time he willingly chooses to throw it away to maintain his petty idea of how it should be.
>>155730552April Stewart wanted so badly to voice in that episode too. We had to wait for FBW for anything from Wendy at least.
>>155726663>chuds never winCartman was a winner when Wendy kissed him
>>155735363This made some Stan Stans so pissy, while giving birth to some Candy shipper that hated Wendy but blamed Stan for her being a liberal feminist bitch and that Cartman could fix her. If she'd kept up with the show she would've gotten a twisted wish fulfillment with Fat Heidi.
>>155735221>the only one he didn't deserve was the Post-COVIDRandy deserved to be a homeless bum way more. He literally started Covid. That and for all the shit he gives Stan for killing Sharon and Shelley, he views them as less important than his weed
>>155735255Why doesn't April Stewart demand a girls' episode? Everyone would love that
>>155729727>>155729880
>>155727189It's written by two men, their probably just more interested in stories about boys
Tienes razón
>>155726591>Why did Cartman never get revenge on Wendy?The ending has him believe he has won by virtue of thinking his friends respect him.
>>155728786>>155729119I have noticed some people here have a strange hatred for Trey, not a "he sold out" style hate boner. Instead it's this weird belief that Trey secretly hates everything and one who made him successful. It's mainly based off of a quote from interview where he admits he doesn't like season 1 through 3. Lots of artists admit to hating their old work, it's a common psychological phenomeon. Even Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin hates Stairway to Heaven.
>>155730174I liked Red. We should have more Red.
>>155729095Isn't he Darth Vader now?
>>155729095>>155737462They did bring him back, and then brutally killed him off again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyJ7G6hXgqg
>>155737451Same. She feels like early Wendy where she's crazy like the boys
>>155727239>it's the point of him humiliating the Christian music industry with Faith+1you missed the ending of that episode, retard. cartman loses because the christian music industry doesn't give out platinum albums, and his entire reason for making christian music was to get a platinum album before kyle. he freaks out, alienates his entire audience, and then gets beaten up by token.
>>155737342People say he sold out all the time.>>155737228And they're gay
>>155737270Exactly this
did people really watch this shit past where the jews convince the children cutting half their penis off makes it "look bigger"?
>>155729755Based, I miss when all the fujos also shipped Candy
>>155730174So is Bebe, but nobody ever remembers that
>>155735363They should make Cartman/Wendy a thing. Why not? They've had chemistry, of a sort, all this time, it'd cause some enjoyable drama with Stan, and it'd shake up the status quo in a way that doesn't involve telling Trump jokes for the umpteenth time. It would be fun.
>>155726591Why do I have a boner
>>155740637Right, Bebe did the middle finger thing more
>>155740650you're a ryonachad, wear it as a badge
>>155737522It helps her hair is a flip of Wendy's style and how sometimes you'd get early animation errors with some Wendy-Red fusion dance kid running out of school.
>>155740638Feels like they used Heidi as a substitute for Wendy when it came to a "socially conscious girl who falls for Cartman" narrative, they even suddenly gave her a fancy hat.
Made some home made slop
>>155740815I want to bath her, treat her wounds, and make her feel good.
>>155740788Ryona. Sounds nice. I don't know why but I mentally pronounce it like Daytonahttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1WlBBVPMJo
>>155740815dat cleavage
Come on, Guy
>>155726591How could Stan let this happen?
>>155740796>her hair is a flip of Wendy's styleThat explains Angel Wendy and Dark Angel Red
>>155740815based but she needs her breast implants
>>155740809But Wendy would never let Cartman treat her the way he treated Heidi, they'd be be more like a fun challenge for each other
>>155740589>>155740638>>155741716Candy is peak.Also, his revenge could be something minor like making Butters call her a cunt or spiking her food with laxatives
>>155726591>>>/r9k/
>>155740815Wendy after she called Cartman a fatass.
>>155743199Agreed, this is lowkey weird
>>155726591because south park is woke from season 1 like the faggot support episodeCartman is 'le evil nazi' and a boy so him fighting fairly against a girl is 'no'
>>155745382>him fighting fairlyIt was a playground fight. Dirty tricks are ok
>>155726591>Why did Cartman never get revenge on Wendy? She would beat him up again. Cartman is the Villain, he does not deserve to get revenge on Wendy.Cartman's abilities and personality vary wildly from episode to episode. In this episode he was a wimp. In another episode he literally possesses reality and time warping powers and can send a text to someone he has never met, make them believe they've seen a coroners report on a fictitious crime that never happened, phone their husband and then kill themselves in about 10 seconds.
>>155745382>because south park is woke from season 1>like the faggot support episodeThat's not what being woke is. Stop letting Twitter, TikTok and Asmongold educate you.
>>155745551Anon in 1998 is was still common as fuck to beat the shite out of faggotsHaving a fucking episode where a fucking 8 year old child in an primarily White town in the fucking shithole backwoods town, lecture the adults on why being a faggot is okay is woke
>>155745574That's not what woke is. That's general Human decency. You'd know that if you were not a pathetic twitter drone. Fucking mindless Automaton.
>>155745595I'm sorry you think being a faggot is normal
>>155745574Anon South Park isn't a Kids show... it's for Adults. If it was a Childrens cartoon telling Children its OK for them to be Faggots then it would be woke.
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>>155745614Ah i see, I seeSo anything not for kids cannot be woke by your definition
