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I'll start
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>>97334486
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I want to say Judge Dredd, but when I really think about it, I'm not sure.
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>>97334486
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>>97334486
He would refuse to even try.
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>>97335512
>Picks it up in the spur of the moment during a monster fight
>Now cant get rid of it as every time it just flies back to him
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>>97335078

Nah bro. Goblin Slayer is too focused on his own trauma to care much about others. The only thing he lives for is personally hunting down and killing goblins. Other people only matter in so far as they help him kill more goblins, or ocassionally if helping them deprives goblins of resources so its easier to kill more goblins later.
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but actually
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>>97335512
I could see him grabbing it in a battle. But yeah, if it was just like a casual situation he'd politely decline the opportunity. Which just makes him even worthier.
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>>97334486
Either one of them. Felix has already picked up WHFB's version of Mjolnir.
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>>97335098
What makes you think that?
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>>97334530
surely some has drawn this
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>>97335679
Well for one thing, Thor didn't have a ton of existential crises before Aaron came along, kind of like Thor was a single person and not an RPG class before Aaron came along, and how Odin was actually important instead of just being another Thor, before Aaron came along
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>>97335679
Cheer up, bro.
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>>97335615
SU fans do not belong in threads like these. Simply being cute and retarded doesn't mean you'r worthy. Exit to the left
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>>97334486
I feel like for all his hard-headed fuckupness he's still the most likely candidate of the Earth corpsmen.
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>>97334486
Is there a consensus about what the criteria is for being able to pick it up?
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>>97335615
>completely unwilling to fight, let alone kill

'no'
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Only question is, would it be a help or a hinderment?
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>>97335784
I imagine one hit from Mjolnir would be enough to kill most demons, as opposed to the 5 seconds of chainsaw he usually needs, so it'd help

Plus, lightning blasts are BFG strong, if you charge 'em long enough

also pseudo flight, which is bound to be safer and more handy than rocket jumps (yes I know that's quake but still)
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>>97334486
What makes someone worthy? Being strong? Being good? Being Thor?

Could Sokka pick it up is what I'm asking
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He probably wouldn't even use the hammer.
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since no one has posted the obvious yet
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>>97335816
Willingness to kill has to be there too, so Sokka's candidacy may be in question
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>>97334557
What he's got going for him is that he's pure of heart, even if from outside observation, he's very amoral. Hell, the Devil wanted Dredd's soul because it was so pure, but Dredd arrested him.
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>>97335661
Maybe Felix, but Gotrek has too much blood and shit in his hands to be worthy of Mjolnir. He's already got Grimnir's Axe, so no problem in the weapon department.

>>97334486
He did in one of the novels, but I'm not sure that one counts. Anyway, if he wasn't worthy of Marvel's Mjolnir I'd be fucking mad.
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Assuming just looking at the dang thing doesn't give him a seizure.
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>>97334486
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As much as I don’t like bringing up Homestuck, John Egbert could do it.
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>>97335536
it would absolutely be this
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>>97334486
You know it's true.
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Goku
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>>97335807
All good points
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>>97335125
>That poor deformed being
Everybody feeling pity for you doesn't make you worthy.
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Whats with all the retarded weeabos in this thread?
Nobody cares about your chinese cartoons.
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>>97335832
Man, when I first started I convinced he would turn out to be evil. How fucking wrong was I
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>>97334486
Hellboy already gets confused for Thor
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>>97335713
>Thor being a class
I chuckled.
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>>97335747
Guy does tick off all the boxes.

>TFW we'll never see Beta Ray and Guy as drinking buddies and being bros
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>>97335816
A certain nobility plus warrior spirit.
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>>97335848
Nope Superman lacks that fighter instinct.

See all of the good candidates>>97334486
>>97335098
>>97335590
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>>97340621
anon im sorry youre retarded
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>>97335125
>>97335171
100% sure

>>97334530
probably

>>97334486
not really sure
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>>97340441
well know i have something else to go with the picture of thor and hyperion traveling the multiverse meeting future's end superman to form beared justice.
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>>97340722
Hellboy is a reincarnated King Arthur AND a demon who loved humanity too much to fulfill his destiny of starting the apocalypse. Plus he sacrifices himself to kill an immortal snake witch. They would GIVE Mjolnir to Hellboy.
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>>97340861
And he eats pamcakes
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He's got the whole lightning thing down too.
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>>97340861
>Hellboy is a reincarnated King Arthur
human to demon reincarnated. will that happen to the next race the comes after the war and thats what save the soul of humans means?
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>>97340861
He's not the reincarnation, just the only living descendant by way of Morgan LaFey.
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>>97335747
>sexually assaults children
Nah.
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>>97341600
Twitter pls go.
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>>97334486
The question, though, is whether he'd even need it.
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>>97335171
Jack with fucking Mjolnir would be a sight to see.
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>>97341265
NO
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>>97335749
>Is there a consensus about what the criteria is for being able to pick it up?
Interestingly, in the MCU, it seems the only criteria is if Odin liked you. Because Hela used it once back when she was a mass murderer of innocents. MCU Odin is a hypocrite and habitual liar, which makes it hard to determine if he is in any position to judge other people.
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>>97335575
Do you read the same comic? He begged for help to save the farm. He could quite clearly kill all those goblins on his own but his prep time would have taken so long the farm would have been gone by then. He doesn't mercy kill because he doesn't care about people, he mercy kills because he does.
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>>97334486
Can anyone think of a person in real life that could lift the hammer that we'd all know? There have to be dozens if not hundreds of people but they tend not to be famous like firemen and soldiers. All I can think of is historical warriors like Miyamoto Musashi or Lü Bu and they were most likely been aggrandized over the passage of time.
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>>97341862
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>>97341862
eh I could probably lift it
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>>97341862
how bout that dude who prevented world war 3? you know, the radar operator?
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>>97341925
killed limeys in their sleep on christmas
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>>97341969
santo has my vote.
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>>97341980
Hessian mercenaries, actually. And that's not likely to offend Odin any.
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>>97341862
John Cena probably
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>Saved his entire species from extinction
>Willing to sacrifice himself for his species
>Willing to kill for them
>Continued to help them even after they betrayed him

By the standards given in this thread, this guy should be able to wield Mjolnir with ease.
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>>97342022
petition to call her thorina say 'aye
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>>97341980
I don't see a problem.
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>>97342065
british people are technically human.
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>>97334486
Wander
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>>97341862
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>>97341925
They were German mercenaries but your point still stands
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>>97335713
>Thor was a single person and not an RPG class
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>>97342106
Nah he believed in eugenics
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>>97341862
>served in the military for almost 25 years
>successful soldier and cavalryman in the mexican-american war
>pushed for a combat position even though he easily could've gotten a POG position and was decorated for bravery, even being breveted three ranks up
>still detested killing, often noted to weep at the carnage of some of the battles he commanded
>brilliant general and leader of men who won the largest military confrontation in the history of the Western Hemisphere while pioneering new combat strategies while being popular with his troops
>incurred approximately 154,000 casualties, while having inflicted 191,000 casualties on his opposing Confederate armies (E. Bonekemper, "Grant and Lee", p. xxiv, 2012)
>treated his defeated foes honorably and gave them generous surrender terms, to the point that some former Confederate generals ended up serving in his government and Lee refused to tolerate an unkind word about Grant in his presence
>inherited a slave from a relative but freed him at no charge even though Grant was destitute at the time and could make a lot of money selling him
>played a major part in freeing the slaves by winning the war
>aggressively pursued the KKK as president, shutting it down
>appointed the first actual Indian to head the Bureau of Indian Affairs
>attempted to protect voting rights of all American citizens
>when he was dying of cancer, used his last bits of life to write his memoirs so future historians could know what happened and so his family could live off the royalties
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>>97341862
Well, Audie Murphy is basically Captain America in real life without super soldier serum.
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>>97335615
If he couldn't, she definitely could.
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>>97340677
anon I'm sorry you're retarded, because this happens like 5 pages later in that same comic.
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>>97342106
Shot his neighbor's dog to blow off steam after fighting with his girlfriend
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>>97342214
But Thor says that it was in good hands right on that page. Is that not an endorsement by the owner of the hammer?
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>>97342204
Any gem could, they are basically not alive(like vision)
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>>97341037
This
Best flash, I'm glad they added him to Injustice 2
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>>97341862
>Lu Bu
Lu Bu's a backstabbing brute with no honor. He would never be worthy.
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>>97334486
I don't think he could desu. I'm a massive Hellboy fan and love the character, but he's too riddled with self-doubt to wield the hammer.
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>>97337757
Is that a chick tract?
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>>97342435
Yeah.

They're surprisingly popular on /tg/, thanks to the D&D one.
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>>97342198
Probably this guy.
>>97342164
I want to throw Lincoln in there and Someone already mentioned Roosevelt and Washington but I'm weary of politicians.
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>>97336387
That part where it's heavily implied Joe had a relationship, then later framed the girl as delusional which led to her turning into a criminal nutjob because the law frowns upon relationships made me rethink his purity levels.
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>>97342164
Wow, what a guy, I should get more into history.
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>>97342164
damn bro.
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>>97342204
unlike in real life, being a faggot doesn't automatically qualify you for any position to which you might endeavor.
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Frank Castle, the Punisher.
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>>97342550
Absolutely
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>>97342318
*shrug* Who is or isn't "alive" in the /co/ continuum is a debate fro another thread. But the clear indication was that The Vision was worthy. I do believe Pearl might be too. Much as I love then, I wouldn't say the same about, say. Amethyst or Peridot.
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>>97342485
You go far enough back and even pagan gods become politicians.
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>>97342750
You know I've always wondered, probably not but it would make for an awesome arc. Like if he became the new Ares.
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>>97342435
It's the BEST chick tract.
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>>97342270
Thor's opinion doesn't mean anything, he doesn't control who gets to hold the hammer. And he clearly explains that Supes using the hammer was a temporary exception made by Odin.
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>>97342794
They are non organic life forms.
Their physical form is made of light, meaning that their bodies aren't real, just a projection made up by their gem.
Any gem can lift it.
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>>97341980
They were Krauts
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>>97340677
>/co/ doesn't read comics
Surprise surprise
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>>97335615
Mjnolnir purity comes from the belief to protect others who can't.

His obsessive pacifism would prevent him since Steven isn't the type willing to use violence for a greater good.
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>>97341862
You know it's true.
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>>97335078
Too full of hate.
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>>97341265
I don't think there's actually a single character in Berserk who could lift Mjolnir, besides maybe Pippin, but he's dead.
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>>97343607
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>>97335747
NERF CROTCHWAFFLE
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>>97342485
Lincoln was a scrawny nerd with a weedy, high-pitched voice. He'd be better off with mental powers than trying to wield any kind of physical weapon.
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>>97343607
Don't you have homework to do?
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>>97343348
Fagggot lost more than half of his battles, and his most important victory was because a big fuck up on enemy's plan.
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>>97343348
>Nelson
>not Cochraine

pls
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>>97343871
>fagggot
Someone's triggered by the most based naval captain in history. Fuck off, Frenchie.

And Thor's worthiness has NEVER been tied to how many battles he's won. That's a ludicrous thing to bring up.
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>>97341862
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>>97342058
Her name is Woman Thor, Whore for shorts
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>>97335615
No. He has the wrong mindset. Give him 50 years or so.
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>>97334486
Question! Could someone use That's hammer in the heat of a moment because they're worthy but then once the deed is done the hammer is unusable to them?
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>>97335733
ehhh, he fails more because of an unwillingness to kill. He doesn't have the heart of a warrior. Also he's a little faggot. Like Loki.
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>>97343944
It's Whor you stupid idiot.
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>>97335762
He's willing to fight, but he isn't willing to put his personal desires aside for the greater good.
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>>97341265
Lol no way
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>>97337745

You know fighter would be stupid enough to use it
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>>97335848
He doesn't need it.
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>>97337686
Actually though. She risked her own life to kill an enemy.
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>>97341959
Stanislav Petrov.
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>>97342550
Yes in this fight he would wield it
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>>97341600
mjolnir isnt against that i think, so long as the guy is brave and does the fucking job
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>>97342204
could she though...
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>>97344295
No, she's obsessive and unhinged.
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>>97342550
I kind of want this now.
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>>97342332
Jay is the coolest motherfucker, I have his entire run saved.

>That time he stopped an entire war on his own, with no casualties for either side
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>>97342723
Being a former slave who risked their life to protect a planet might. Although she has some issues.
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>>97343316
this.
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>>97343316
Aang couldn't lift it either.
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>>97344005
see
>>97342214
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>>97343934
He supported the slave trade.
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Search it in your heart, you know it to be true.
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>>97344557
And that's the only good thing I can think about him.
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>>97344347
Yeah, I feel like Rose is the only real candidate. She killed her enemy without stooping to cruelty.
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>>97344557
The Norse had thralls aplenty. It was just as much a part of their warrior culture as everything warrior-like with Thor.
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>>97344589
Hey now!
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>>97344670
Well... there's slavery... and then there's the systematic dehumanization of several generations of people.
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>>97342164
>Too genuinely trusting and naive to combat his own administration's corruption, despite his colleagues' obvious wrongdoings he refused to turn against his friends.
>Literally a depressing(it'll drive you to suicide if you research it-Tier) fuck-up in anything in his life other than the military, in which he wasn't much for killing people.
>Civil War strategy: Ironically with regard to his displeasure of death, strategy revolves around sending waves of soldiers against entrenched enemy positions. Just uses the North's biggest advantage in its number of bodies and treats it as his only advantage.
*Thousands die*

Jeez, I like Grant as much as the next guy, but if we're going by merit then he's got bigger faults than he does accolades.
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>>97343607
It's finals week. Get off of 4chan and review your Intro to Algebra notes.
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>>97344670
>The Norse had thralls aplenty. It was just as much a part of their warrior culture as everything warrior-like with Thor.
For the Norse at least, slavery is equal opportunity. Anyone could be slave, and a slave is just as likely to be educated, intelligent, and wise. Only in the United States, would slavery be used to represent an entire isolated race, treated like they aren't human.
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>>97344889
>tfw you see sjws even on 4chan
FUCK

OFF
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>>97341862
>"These men are all talk. What we need is action—action!"
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>>97344843
>Just uses the North's biggest advantage in its number of bodies and treats it as his only advantage.
Literally a debunked brainlet myth. His Vicksburg campaign was a masterpiece of maneuver warfare that is still studied to this day.

And it's not like being naive and trusting ever stopped Thor from wielding it.
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>>97344994
Isn't it your bedtime?
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>>97344952
What's an sjw?
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>>97345029
Then in that case I'm lucky my teacher didn't know anything about Grant when I did my presentation.
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>>97345041
Still pissed about losing the war he sparked by being a warrior instead of a talker, eh?
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>>97345067
A social justice warrio you freedom hating cunt
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>>97341862
Keanu Reeves
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>>97345295
>filename
Yeah, he absolutely would be able to lift it.
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>>97345377
Theyll ban YOU sjw cunt
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>>97334486
but he already has a hammer
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>>97345743
It is his fist, you dumb witch.
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>>97345029

This. Grant kept trying to get Lee to fight in the open. Lee kept pulling back to defensive positions which necessitated early trench warfare.
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>>97334486
It might be a regular carpenter's hammer to everyone else but it would be Mjolnir in his eyes. That or it would be the other way around,
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>>97345905
How do you know?
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>>97342750
nah

he doesn't think of the innocent when he's working
that's just an excuse he gives himself
he needs to punish
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>>97341862
>Miyamoto Musashi
He was a trickster as much as a warrior, I doubt he'd be deemed worthy.
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>>97343348
It was said that he was seasick every single day he was at sea.
If he isn't able to lift Mjolnir, he fucking deserves a GL ring
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>>97341862
Mr. Rog-
>>97345652
Dammit.
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>>97346160
There's some other famous sea-captain who was terribly seasick for a week or so every time he went to sea, and when he went on land after being at sea for a while he'd get landsick.
I'd have just stayed on the ship or on land, personally.
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Achilles for sure.
He has all the character traits (and flaws) that Marvel Thor has.
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>>97346352
Nigga at least go with Hercules, an actual /co/ character.
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>>97346461
Herakles and Achilles are not the same characters.
Achilles has a focus on aristeia that Herakles does not and that's what definitely makes him worthy to Odin
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>>97335661
I don't think Ghal Maraz is quite that picky, there have been some real stinker Emperors.
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>>97335720
Bill is so fucking worthy it hurts
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>>97334486
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>>97334486

He actually did in a novel. It got stuck to his hand.
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>>97346703
Absolutely
But would he pick it up, or would he inhale it?
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>>97346703
>>97346727
Really?
Kirby has no sense of honour, only play.
He isn't willing to kill he isn't willing to die.
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>>97346502
Still not a /co/ character. Take your husbando and leave, Panonclus.
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>>97342610
Wasn't that the story where she was actually delusional and the comic had an unreliable narrator intentionally? I mean, Dredd's so fucking pure that there was a different story where a bunch of cultists tried to use him as their sacrifice because he was the most pure of heart person in all of MC1.
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>>97335590
Wrong. Goliath can act like a bitch sometimes, he even committed suicide.
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>>97346967
Patroklos/Patroclus.

I'd argue that he is technically a /co/ character. Drawn art is /co/ innit? Especially stories told through drawn art.
Besides, there are plenty of "real" people in this thread.
Is Lord Nelson disqualified?
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Surprised she hasn't been mentioned yet.
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>>97342035
John Cena is a character
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>>97347045
I was making a joke inserting anon into his name, autist.

And the Nelson post was in answer to a post asking for a person in REAL LIFE who'd be worthy, same with all the other real people being mentioned. Achilles ain't a historical person no matter how hard you wish, and he's not a comics or cartoon character. Moses from Prince of Egypt would qualify, biblical Moses would not.
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>>97347329
>I was making a joke inserting anon into his name, autist.
Oh, that's actually pretty funny. Good job

Achilles is, among other things, a drawn character. He qualifies. Fictional characters do and certainly ones that are often drawn
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>>97346637

Bill is the most worthy Thor of all people who have held the title. Yes, even above Thor himself.
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>>97344898
>Only in the United States, would slavery be used to represent an entire isolated race, treated like they aren't human.

Except the Arab slave trade was immensely more brutal than anything done in the United States, and European slavery within Africa itself was hideously wicked even by Arab standards.

Jeez, I thought it was us Americans who were supposed to be ignorant.
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>>97346352
Achilles was an arrogant fag who only did well because he was literally invincible save one spot.

He got his shit pushed in by a complete pussy and coward who almost missed.
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>>97348250
>Except the Arab slave trade was immensely more brutal than anything done in the United States, and European slavery within Africa itself was hideously wicked even by Arab standards.
Wicked had nothing to do with it. The point is that American slave trade tried to justify itself by claiming it is fine when the victims are not really human. While historically slavery was nothing to do with race.
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>>97347104
I was about to, but seems you beat me to it.
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>>97348289
Both the Arab and European African slave trades did the exact same thing.
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>>97348282
>who only did well because he was literally invincible save one spot.
WRONG
Achilles was given a prophecy that said he can live a long life or a short life with glory.
He chose the short life.
He knew what he was getting into
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>>97335832
I'd argue Deku more, because we've seen him throw himself into fights he couldn't possibly survive without some last minute help.
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and he'd still lose to gohan blanco
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>>97348486
What about Shaggy Blanco?
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>duty before everything else
>doesn't go around killing people needlessly
>only cowardly move is that he doesn't tell Jotaro he's his father
>and that's only because it would dishonor another man
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>>97345913

>This is my quest to follow that star
>No matter how hopeless, no matter how far
>To fight for the right without question or pause
>To be willing to march into Hell for a heavenly cause
Don Quixote is the hero Gotham deserves.
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>>97337745
But it isn't a sword.
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>>97346352
Uhhhh Achilles was a fucking psychopath who was constantly pissed off and needlessly killing. Not to mention that he betrayed his boys for pussy and got thrown into hell
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>>97349727
He didn't betray the Myrmidons
He gave them the chance for Aristeia, which he himself took with full glory
And the Underworld is not Hell. There is no judgement there. Only death
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>>97346868
Kirby has dropped a shit ton of monsters, what are you talking about? In the last few years he's

>Destroyed an evil wizard that threatened to take over the universe
>Blew up an evil queen that took over his planet and tried to possess its inhabitants
>Overthrew an interplanetary company that tried assimilating his planet and experimented on his friends

He most certainly has a sense of morality and tries to do the right thing. Hell, most of his adventures kick off with him trying to help other people.
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>>97341800
Nope.
The entire point of the character is that he's selfish and not honorable.
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>>97349758
but he was in the lust circle in dante's inferno, that totally counts
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>>97350100
Italian prudes
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>>97345652
>that file name
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>>97347032

I don't know, he was merged with some of Odin's essence for that one episode. That could give him some hax.
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>>97338046

To be fair, it was obvious from the beginning that All Might was hiding SOMETHING important and was using Deku for his own ends. It just happens that his big dark secret and master plan are actually for good, rather than evil.
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>>97334530
Well Mjolnir can be placed on a table and lifted on an elevator something. Would that be different for a machine?
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>>97343610
Rickert could do it. Nobody has balls like Rickert.
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>>97350546
Walker isn't enough as a warrior
Also he's a pussy
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>>97350433
>machine
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bump
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>>97348465
maybe one day, but he cries too much at the moment. just throwing yourself into danger isn't enough, you have to have pride as a warrior.
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>>97345709
Yeah I could see it. He does some epic shit and is pretty bro tier.
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>>97350439
That is true of the fact he slapped Griffith in the face
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>>97342164
Grant was such a fucking bro. Sherman wasn't bad either. Less of a hero, though.
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>>97350433
Cybertronians have souls so they are a little more than machine.
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>>97348307
SSJ God Goku can't stop her when she is regular I think the hammer would be a hindrance if anything.
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>>97346999
Oh she was delusional for sure, but then the ending left it up in the air enough to give me doubt.
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>>97334486
Shut up, I know he canonically can't, but he's DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM so just let the guy vent a bit.
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Hank obviously
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Raph MIGHT be on the only one who can't pick up Moljnir. The other three turtles certainly can though.
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>>97354158
Don't think Donny can, he doesn't have the same warrior instinct.
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>>97334486
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>>97341862
Any good doggy
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I'm betting Sadstick could lift it.
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Tell me /co/. Would he be worthy?
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>>97354289
Maybe if he pulls himself together
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>>97341862
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Been forever since I saw the episode, but if my memory isn't playing tricks on me, he did hold up the hammer.
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>>97353996
I agree with this
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Save for one of the games, she'd probably be able to do it.

The version in this particular manga is definitely worthy, though.
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>>97346703
He once saved popstar on accident because he wanted a slice of cake.
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>>97341862
>Ctrl-F
>No Lucius Quincitus Cincinnatus
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>>97341862
She IS a Saint.
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is Mjolnir worthy enough for the god of war?
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>>97334486
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Would he be able to? He definitely enjoys a fight but doesnt he dislikes killing?
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>>97344589
wheres the pasta??
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>>97342204
No. Selfish, lust filled, betrays her own team for pleasure/moral high ground. Overall a shitty person/gem.
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>>97348666
Devilish reply, shaggy fights for the thrill of it. I doubt the hammer would find him worthy, but I see him picking it up anyway.
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>>97354256
>Throw stick
>Dog runs
>Find Mjolnir instead
>Dog-Thor
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>>97346868
Kirby would eat Mjolnir and become worthy of wielding it.
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>>97354488
>needs a cloak in the desert
What?
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>>97354224
Nor does Mike. Actually, why can't Raph?
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I am genuinely surprised no one brought up He-Man
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>>97335720
3B

Based
Beta ray
Bill
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>>97350439
Nobody
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>>97353996
This, Gohan has the kind heart of his father but also the wits and genuine compassion that drives him to fight he lacks. Goku's just a fighting nut. RIP what remains of him after this saga.
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>>97337704
He has the strife specibus for it but canonically everything he does is at the behest of others soooo...no
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>>97342055
>after all that continued to pursue the unlimited destruction of the observable universe
No
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>>97342550
Undeniably
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>>97343607
Lol good one :D
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...At this point, I don't think we're getting a better answer than Mumen Rider from earlier.

But if I had to pick... Would KO be one day worthy to wield it, or is he a potentiate if he wises up and matures first?
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To this day I am sure he should be able to, even if the comics proved me otherwise. Well, he'd make for a damn good Green Lantern at least.
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>>97345245
Aw hell yea i fucking love wario!
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>>97345363
Maybe, can we get some con>>97345381
sensus on this?
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>>97345913
THIS
HH__
I___I_
S___S
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Obviously
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>>97355862
This is more badass.
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>>97341265
You fucking wish, queer.
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>>97334486
He was worthy enough for Excalibur, so... maybe?
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>>97354023
The canon is wrong
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>>97354071
Too two dimensional>>97354065
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>>97354334
Leave
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>>97355498
Ah, i see youve never experienced the TRUE SUN
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>>97354713
>ashes of his dead family stuck to his skin
I havent played the new game but probably no
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>>97355498
You clearly never been to Arizona.
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>>97346722
Was beginning to think I was the only one who read that book.
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>>97355802
he's pretty much kilowog.
also i think the issue about what superhero could weild mjolnir, or a power ring or shit is kinda pointless since you have to be a good guy, put up with risk and have a warriors spirit in order to weild these weapons. i'm pretty sure half of the heroes in marvel and dc should be able to lift thor's hammer or use a power ring
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>>97342125
i get your point but back then they had other hammers, also if a person by any chance weiled mjolnir they didn't start calling themselves thor like the bitch WHOR.

that's really bugging me and most people, not that she's a woman, but that she HAS to point out how she is THE REAL THOR, and how the male one is a cuck calling himself odinson out of fear of calling himself thor.

he's still the god of thunder ffs
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>>97355880
Do they fuck afterwards?
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>>97349652
He'd attach it to his sword to act as a sort of hilt, putting a sword blade over the top of it, to add more momentum to his sword swings.
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>>97348465
Both are worthy as fuck. I just like All Might more than Deku.

Also the idea of him using Mjolnir to temporarily act as the world's symbol of peace again is just too good to me.
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>>97341862
I could.

I wish I were joking.
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>>97341862
>No Hitler

I'm not complaining but am i even on 4chan?
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>>97341858
Did you read the same comic?
He literally refuses to fight the risen demon lord because he would rather fight goblins.
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>>97358397
Here you go.
>>97343607


Pic related is super worthy. I'm surprised no one's put him in.
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>>97358624
Fuck. I'm not worthy.
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>>97355900
Honestly, yeah. There's no reason why he shouldn't be able to lift it.
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Frodo could

I am surprised The Shockmaster DIDN'T have the hammer.
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>>97358096
>"Karl, what would you do if you were given Mjolnir? What would you do with it?
>...But why have I been chosen?"
>"Oh, for fuck's sake..."
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>>97341925
>>97341980

So? He saves children

But not the British children
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>>97341862
I don't know. Everyone's so full of shit IRL I'm not sure there's even a single person in human history that could be deemed worthy by Mjolnir's standards. And if there's, we have probably never heard of said person.
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The motherfucking Tetsujin baby
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>>97343790
Maybe he looked like one, but from what I have read, Lincoln was one hell of fist fighter.
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>>97341862

Alvin York might be able to. A man of great morality, reluctant to kill but very skilled at it. Spent what fame he gained to help children and charities.

As a Tennessean, I'm honor bound put his name in the hat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_York
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>>97360101
>Took out 40 dudes single handed with a shotgun

Hell, I'll vouch for him
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>>97348336
Achilles disguised as a girl to try and avoid going, the little pussy. He only went because Odysseus outsmarted him and his mom.
Besides any chicken shit who abandons his bros in the middle of a war because of a hoe he didn't get is not worthy of anything.

The only guy in greek mythology who has a chance is Theseus.
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>>97348336
I thought that was Cu Chulainn. Also I thought that he chose the life of glory before being told it'd be short.
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>>97358805
Doom is smart and powerful, but Doom is NOT a good guy and he is NOT worthy of anything. Don't confuse memes with reality, people.

>>97355802
Ben on the other hand should totally be worthy.
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>>97344898
You don't know much about the rest of the Americas do you?
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>>97360747
It was. Setanta, at seven yars old, heard a prophet say that anyone given arms in that day would have glory for eternity. So he went and asked to be armed, and no weapon could withstand his strenght until the king gave him his own, the best in the kingdom. When he heard the rest of the prophecy, abitu living a short life, he gave no fucks.

Achilles heard a prophecy that if he went to the war he would die, so his mommy convinced him to crossdress and hide between the girls when the other heroes came. He did it so well, the faggot, that noone recognized him, until Odyseus the cunning tricked him by posing as a salesman. While the girls looked at jewels and dresses, dumbas Achilles went to look at the weapons.
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>>97354289
Absolutely.
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>overlooking the most obvious
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Frisk could pick up Mjolnir, but she wouldn't use it.
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>>97357694
>they didn't start calling themselves thor
You really just don't know shit, huh? At least read the comics if you want to bitch about them changing shit
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>>97361536
Here he is actually pretending to be Thor
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>>97361035
Mjolnir is a weapon. The wielder must be able and willing to kill with it.
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but he probably wouldn't want to.
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>>97361720
came to post that, good job
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>>97361763
>frisk isn't able and willing to kill
She is, she's just also really good at finding other solutions.
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>>97334486
Not TNG Worf, or even early DS9, but I feel like later seasons Word may have been worthy, if only during certain episodes.
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>>97346352
I think hector is more worth
>>97346703
meta knight has a higher chance than kirby because he fights his opponent's on equal footing and all his actions, which may seem cruel at first sight, have a greater good intended to them.
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>>97342550

Mjölnir is not worthy of Mumen Rider
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Reynauld
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>>97341862
How the flying fuck has no one mentioned baldwin yet? Heres a fairly concise description of his achievements if wikipedia is too bland for you

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/baldwin.html
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>>97362953
on the old road, he has found redemption
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>>97360775
Eh, dunno, he genuinely wants to protect the world, even if he's a bit bloodthirsty.
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>>97355064
>>97361937
isnt Frisk only willing to kill with Charas influence or something?
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>>97363432
I dont know why the god emperor post is there
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>>97363432
No, Frisk killing everything is what wakes up Chara's spirit/determination. Frisk made the choice to kill, and she can also chose not too.
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>>97341265
Get this shit the fuck out of here scrub!
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>>97334486
Mjölnir is unworthy of Lord Hater
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>>97363432
Every run you do is canon. That's the messed up thing. Frisk isn't a saint, they're a god playing a game just like Flowey. That's why the post-genocide pacifist ending exists. Because yes, Frisk did the right thing in the end, they freed everyone. But they also killed everyone, and resetting doesn't erase that.
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>>97341265
Why does Griffith look like an Instagram model here?
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>>97346583
no it was a dwarven hammer, he killed a bloodletter with it
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>>97363006
Because Salahadin was the literal embodiment of the paladin and would desserve it much more.
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>>97361565
>>97361536
not like WHOR
cap didnt suddenly go all
>HURR DURR I'M THOR, RESPECT MY PRONOUNS DURRR
like jane did.
it made sense for eric cus he looks like fucking thor and because he became a separate character with a different hammer, not a mjolnir that is alive who happens to like its new master more than the original
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>>97365090
>>97361565
>>97361536
you know i'm right. i might not have argued as best as i could but its different with aaron's story.

and i like his doc strange and his thor before the whole unworthy ordeal.
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>>97343607
If anything it would be Himmler and only if the hammer doesn't factor in wether the perceived threat is real or not.
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>>97365147
>and i like his doc strange
Get the fuck out of this board you goddamn casual faggot.
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>>97365207
i said i like it, not that it's good. same way i like injustice.
>inb4 fuck off normie
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>>97339686
What issue is this from?
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>>97335078
New rape When?
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>>97334486
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>>97355509
Mike is the strongest and most skilled, Splinter gave him soft weapons because he's such a good fighter he loses focus, which you shouldn't do with soft weapons least you hurt yourself.
Every turtle has a strenght-improving flaw.
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>>97361811
Wouldn't enjoyment of others suffering make him
automaticly unworthy?
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>>97341265
Reminder
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>>97365981
Getting into gay situations is a norse pastime.
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Fred Rogers.
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If he can ride on the nimbus cloud he can pick up Mjolnir
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>>97362953
Kleptos can't be worthy. There's only one person in the entirety of DD that could be even considered to wield mjolnir
It's a shame he wouldn't be able to hit shit with it
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All of them
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>>97366567
Bugger wrong image
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>>97341862
I’d say Smedley Butler.
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>>97339686
do you guys know where mignolaposter is and when he might do his annual chronological mignolaverse run
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>>97342550
Any drawfriends lurking?
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>>97341862
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>>97353996
or future trunks
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>>97366276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3jQMvAf8jU
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>>97345652
I saw this thread and said to myself: "someone, someone must has said his name". Anon, you did not disappoint.

It's all good in the hood.
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Prove me wrong
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>>97335615
kys
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>>97370364
She wasn't a warrior, she just was lucky and a bit smarter than the other kids who died.
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>>97334486
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>>97341980
that's what makes him worthy of the power of thor
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>>97354516
Also put popstar into danger when Metaknight already had the situation under control.
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>>97366311
Worthier than Thor himself.
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Kamen Rider?
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adam west batman, the only batman who could wield it.
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>>97370685
Some are probably more worthy than others, but he is DEFINITELY worthy in just about all incarnations.
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>>97366311
>>97370737

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no.

Goku is a selfish dick.
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>>97370800
t. someone who never watched or read Dragon Ball
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>>97355498
Desert sun is no joke.

But for Samus it's more for style.
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>>97345652
>>97366276
Could he, though? I mean, he's a great person, but I assume you have to have some sort of warrior spirit to use Mjolnir, and I don't see Mr. Rogers fighting anyone.
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>>97370800
I hate Goku as a character and even I think he could lift the hammer no problem.
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>>97365726
its from the last couple issues of the Fury
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>>97335536
There is a spin-off novel about exactly this scenario
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>>97344740
>>97344898
What I'm hearing is that the US should have neutered their slaves like the Saudis. No subsequent generations to systematically repress the way.
Friendly reminder slavery is still a thing in Saudi Arabia. Friendly reminder that this doesn't in any way diminish or excuse the actions of American slaveowners. Friendly reminder that libshits need America to be literally the worst, and hold fighting for that stance as their highest moral imperative. Friendly reminder that you can be liberal without being a libshit.
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Well, I can't say for sure, since we know so little about him, but he did fight 16 giant monsters with nothing but a horse, sword, and bow, after being told that he would have to pay a great price, all to revive one person. So he's definitely got selflessness and unwavering bravery.
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What specific aspects of worthiness have been described in the comics? All I know is that Bill temporarily lost Stormbreaker because he forced some good guys to retreat instead of fighting Galactus, since they had such a small chance of victory. So I guess you have to be willing to face insurmountable odds, but I don't know what other qualities the hammer/s look for.
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>>97361035
I didn't want to admit it, but yea, she totally could wield Mjölnir. If undying determination and facing off with the king of monsters doesn't make you a warrior I don't know what would.
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>>97370948
He'd only fight to defend.
But first he'd try to be there for you, neighbor.
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>>97371076
Fuck off with that picture

It still hurts

Fuck MGSfags, they don't know what pain is
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>>97371076
Assumedly one would also have to be of good heart or something to prevent some drunk idiot who believed in himself from getting powers
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>>97371021
Yeah, but he stole the sword and horse, killed 16 ancient guardians who had done no wrong, and unhesitatingly released an ancient demon to revive that same person. That kinda diminishes the selflessness of his actions.
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>>97371149
>drunk idiot who believed in himself
Speaking of...
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>>97370948
“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.”

Being worthy does not necessarily mean warrior. Rogers has shown that he will not fail the children. Impeccable character, would seem to denote a worthy person. And the Hammer is more than just a weapon, it is a tool, which is one way I could see Rogers wielding it.

Just my thoughts on the matter.
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>>97337572
Is that Emiya? Can UBW create a recreation, or is it strictly swords? I could swear I saw at least one spear in Archer's.
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>>97370956
how can someone even hate Goku
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>One of the four most badass dragon-fighting knights in the kingdom
>Goes into the Abyss to save Oolacile, knowing that no one had ever returned from it
Before he gets corrupted, of course.
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>>97370800
so selfish
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>>97334486
>no he-man

you should all be ashamed of your selves.
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>>97371288
Keep your panties on. I think no one said He-Man because that would be a down grade shifting to Thor's power. Just say'n.
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>>97371174
>went to hell to save innocents
>came back

He's a solid candidate honestly
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>>97371234
Alright, "hate" is too strong of a word. He gets on my nerves something fierce and has done so consistently since the late 90's. I've comes to terms with that fact that I do not like Goku and probably never will... except maybe Abridged Goku. I can stand Abridged Goku.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rRvljxKthA
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>>97371326
Please, do tell, how the hell did this:
>>97371174
Survived going to hell, let alone come back?
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>>97336387
This sounds like Thanos being arrested, but actually serious.
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How has this not been posted yet?
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>>97334530
without a doubt
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>>97334486
you know the only thing that counts when picking up the hammer is the size of your penis, right?
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>>97334530
>>97335705
>Giant robot
>Tiny little hammer
I want to see it.
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>>97334530
>he plugs it into his spark to shoot laser lightning out of his eyes.
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>>97371356
Sounds like somebody needs to read Garth Ennis's best non-Punisher work. (Tommy Monaghan, god rest his soul, probably wouldn't qualify)
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I feel like she has a fair shot at lifting it. And she lives in the Marvel universe, so the opportunity is there.
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>>97371603
She wants to lift his other hammer though.
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>>97334486
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>>97371649
Even the ladies know who's the real Thor.
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>>97335078
>You have much hate in your heart
>Welcome to the Red Lantern Corps

He'd be sucked into DC Verse before he ever had a chance.
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>>97370948
I can see Mr. Rogers fighting to defend the children of the world, easily. If he was moved to do so, he could wield Mjolnir in a heartbeat.
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>>97366311

Goku is super selfish.
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>>97343790
As another guy already pointed out. Lincoln was one of the greatest wrestlers of his time. Bear in mind 'national sports' weren't a thing but in his early to mid political career he had an advantage over other freshmen politicians because he had name recognition. People knew of him from his competence as a competitive wrestler.

"I'm the big buck at this event" is an honest to god quote. He was a fucking monster at hand to hand in his day. The guy was also massive.
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>>97371356

Not knowing who Six Pack

Next your going to tell me you dont know who Dog Welder is the man who welds dogs to people's faces
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>>97371895
Prove it. He's only selfish on american dubs
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>>97371000
Sadly part of a slave's value WAS their generational breeding value. Many people don't remember this small detail about the American Slave Trade, but the flow of NEW African slaves slowed to a trickle in the early 19th century due to its illegalization but the domestic slave market remained functional for decades after because the slave population had become self sustaining.
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>>97371911
>Next your going to tell me you dont know who Dog Welder is the man who welds dogs to people's faces
Mother of God

I honestly have been living in a hole under a rock atop a giant mountain surrounded by oceans under a dome in the center of the earth.
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>>97372225
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>>97370741

I assume most of them (the non-villain ones anyway) would be yeah. Wonder which one would be the most worthy though.
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>>97372426
Welds dogs to peoples faces... I fucking love it.
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>>97365027
No he fucking wasn't he was a complete asshole even for his time.
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Hitler was a soldier that risked his life on the front lines of WWI, and called it the greatest time in his life so probably unironically him
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>courageous
>honorable
>doesn't hesitate to kill justly
>stands before his beloved sister, innocent victim of monstrous magicks, mighty dragon-chimera far beyond his power, resolved to strike her down for the wellbeing of his companions and her own peace before she ruses him with feigned(?) return to sanity
In those do-or-die moments when the monster fetish is shoved aside, Laius is a paladin and would grab that hammer like he owned it.
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>>97373335
Mjolnir probably wouldn't like him tricking his friends into eating the eggs of sapient creatures. Laius would be the most serial killer-ish characters if it wasn't for the sociopathic brown guy leading the B-Squad.
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>>97373364
It's been emphasized multiple times that Laius is of utterly pure intentions, just socially skewed and with too enthusiastic over an off-putting hobby. I can't recall a single instance of him jeopardizing the party's safety to indulge himself in fondling some beastie.
I don't think he could lift it in his usual dope state, only when shit gets serious and he makes his priorities known.
>party leader devising a plan
>makes himself the candidate to ride an explosion onto a dragon's head and intentionally places his foot inside its mouth to be crushed (and later severed) to gain purchase to swing down and stab it in its exclusively vulnerable throat
Chilchak staring it in the face and throwing a dagger into its eye was ballsy, too, and he's benevolent under his gruff exterior. But he's probably too ready to use underhanded tactics to pass in the honor category.
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>>97355047
Now that. is a god of thunder and lightning.
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>>97372909

His team mate the defenestrator carried around a window so he could smash people through it. I'm not a fan of power levels and such but thats gotta be pretty high up
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didn't even read thread but I'm going to assume pic related hasn't been posted yet.

He'd definitely be worthy.
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>>97342550
wtf i love anime now
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>>97362237
criminally underrated comment
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>>97371103
Like even in pacifist runs
Willing to die a hundred times over just to find a peaceful resolution and free an entire race
Thats a warrior
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>>97360775
Doom's more of a Loki figure.
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>>97353260
Sherman was a realist and told the South exactly what to expect if they started the war. He also only took things out on the wealthy Southerners. His orders in the March to the Sea explicitly forbid messing with regular people.
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Until he killed Garrosh, anyway.
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Obviously there's no way in hell he could budge it himself, but could he build something that could?
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>>97342550
Do I read or watch this
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>>97361720
Donald once brained a guy with the Holy Grail.
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>>97374875
Obviously, he's a Gary-Stu. He's basically untouchable in Season 3.
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>>97374875
It would actually be ridiculously easy for him, given his cloning and genetic manipulation capabilities. All he's have to do is grow a worth being. What good that would do him, having an actual noble being with a powerful weapon around during all of the shit Rick does, is another story.
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>>97374884
yeah
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>>97342550
FUCK this scene genuinely makes me tear up every time i watch it
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>>97374875
In the Needful episode he was able to remove the ironic curses from the Devil's items. Obviously he would just be able to remove the worthiness restriction.
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>>97334530
If Optimus so much as grazed Mjolnir then it would cause Mjolnir to grade worthiness on a curve and make every character besides Optimus who is worthy become unworthy.
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Prove me wrong.
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>>97374933
I don't have time for both achi
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>>97375061
theres only one season of the anime right now, you could knock it out in like two afternoons.
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>>97370785
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Obvious
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>>97375177
More obvious.
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>>97371205
He could do it but the mana toll would likely kill him.
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let me post some /v/ here. He could
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both of them can
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>>97370948
>>97371121
>>97371850
>>97371198
He just wouldn't have a use for the hammer, because he knows the better way to fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q




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